What's Your Element?

You're Elemant is Wind.
You're light-hearted, care- free, kind, sensative, and mysterious. You have friends and most absolutely love you. You can be calm and soothing one minute and ragging in anger the next so no one wants to get on your bad side. You're beauty is inspiring and magical.

Shanny's New & Improved 10 Sexiest Men

re-evaluated by Shanny



1. Keanu Reeves

2. Wang Lee Hom

3. Johnny Depp

4. Bon Jovi

5. Jason from somethink wonderful

6. Jason from baywatch hawaii

7. Aragon from LOTR

8. Hugh Jackman

9. Carlos Spencer, all blacks

10. Kyou from Fruit Basket



the above are pervieved to have really good body and have a very sensitive side to them. (note that i used the word PERCEIVED) nominees in Shanny's 10 sexiest men are required to have a dark broody side which Shanny likes. if you think otherwise (in terms of nominees or order) you are required to keep your mouth shut as it does not concern you. pls take note that it IS "SHANNY'S" list.

somethings gotta give

at least to shanny



i have to say this but todays training was FUN!!! one of those days i actually enjoyed playing match during training. match of the day when me (paired up with Keneth) lost to coach (paired up with whoops) 9-7. it was SO FUN AND EXCITING!!! was a damn long match, and i can say that it is the longest match played this year. we manage to catch up from 6-3 to where we finally stood. for once i was playing way better than a normal day. keneth is REALLY GOOD!!! i have to credit him for most of our points and he will be the first person i kowtow for service. you CANNOT even get a GLIMSPE of the ball when he serves!!! thank god i am not the one recieving it. coach made me snap my strings today by giving me this really hard ball. i am so sick and tired of snapping my racquet string already. i wish for once i was sponsered by prince, so tt i can have my string replaced free!!!



movie time today was not a NORMAL movie time. this movie was THE time i actually MELTED!!! the temperature was waayyy colder than cold but i was feeling waayyy hotter than hot. and on sceen.................. his smile was WAAYYY sexier than anything i have set this pair of eyes on. he was STEAMING and BOILING on screen!!! it is more of a i-think-i-must-have-had-an-orgasm-just-looking-at-him-HOT!!! the only thing that is not missing from him is his shirt... GOD HOW I WOULD LIKE TO SEE HIM SHIRTLESS!!! but then again the anticipation is GOOD!!! living things to the imagination is GOOD... but then again, the doctors coat makes him look really sexy and turtle necks make me want to neck him so hard he has love marks all over. YUMMY!!!



i was not only hyperventilating in the theater, i was having a heart attack... think i may have leaned too far right i thought KJ was him... (haha... just kidding) i was slogging down the not too comfortable seat every time i see him smile/laugh/grin/talk/walk/bout anything he does. i think i am love sick!!! i turn so green everytime he kisses that potato-skinned old hag who has no brains to go with someone 20 years younger than him. he must have been PROSSESSED when actually picked her over ME!!! @%*#!!! i was SO HAPPY when that menapausing old potato got with a impotent lack of stairs climbing old viagra taking potato. (two of a kind deserves each other) that also applies for me and MY KEANU!!! we so totally deserves each other.



i am going to re-evaluate my list of 10 sexiest men that movie is so worth my 8.5 bucks. think he deserves better roles, he should try playing lawer rather than smile-less neo...



note to cheer on: i finally have a WORKING air con in the room after 2 WHOLE FREEKING YEARS...

more than words can say



sometimes when you look deeply into the eyes of another you can see youself reborned and retranslated, maybe even chopped down the middle into two. although the exterior more than ten millions miles apart, there is a connection and bond between the two of you. that person may just as well be your twin sister as you share almost a telepathy bond that is unbroken. sometimes you are SO ALIKE that you begining to doubt your dads faithfulness or even your real existance in the world.



it suddenly seems that even the most high tech of all DNA techonology cannot recreate another you. maybe at the sperm bank where i was orginally found at, there is a major mix up in the Xs and Ys that they had two girls genically modified like Xmen (shanny's X-men theory) to look apart. but through this process of modification, FAILURE resulted and you have a pair of twins that are seperated for life, only by fate to meet again one bright sunny day on a tennis court. there are times when you just cant stop two persons who are fated to meet.



sometimes i really wonder if KJ is really my long lost twin. we are SO SIMILAR in every freeking way... the bottom proves it all -



1. appetite - no one can spar me EXCEPT HER

2. taste and prefence of clothes - other then length wise...

3. emotional level - who else also cries in the theater and while reading?

4. mental unstablilty - must check out, reads bout the same on the detector

5. genre of music - too similar!!!

6. MANY MANY MORE!!!! this is only few of the kzillion million similar traits we happen to by fate share. and as quoted from my "sis" it was really "100% freakish and spooky"



it is SO SCARY... i regard her as my little sister, she actually wanted to unego-ise herself by calling my jie... this is a long story!!! will not talk bout it to savage her not so ego EGO. (to KJ: see how much i love u??? i love you so much that i m not spilling the beans on my blog. you better be grateful man... it is NOT EASY being you big sis) hint: BOW DOWN TO ME!!!



today was not an ordinary day. someone was prossessed. need a sharman to look into this matter.

where is the world going to phenomenon?



this globe is going on major crises here. D-day is coming. not only is there this gigantic hole i can stick my head into in the ozone layer, or the increasing number of pollutants that are floating around the atmosphere due to increasing use of CFCs in the developing countries… or that fact at singapore in going to drown into the midst of the south pacific ocean which singapore will eventually be known as the little blue dot... now we have a water crisis. If you have not been looking around u and trying to blend into the surroundings, you would have noticed that the plants are crying out. the weather is not just hot... it is more along the lines of shanny is really turning pitch black situation where you can get 10 degree burns (if there is such a thing). The plants just stare at you with this expression which is saying –#@!!! pour me water… feed me!!! there are turning so brown that the dried up dog shit at the void deck is beginning to camouflage itself among the not-so-green grass. Dog shit which is invisible = SHIT (literally). I only began to notice this phenomenon when I was walking home from the bus stop. I actually felt sorry for that on palm tree at my block I fed it all the water I have in my bottle.



was an intelligent girl this morning. i pulled myself out of bed at 6AM, which in GOD sense is one WHOLE hour EARLIER than i ever would on a WED!!! shanny woke up with the determinance of studying econs in the wee and owls-havenot-finished-hunting time of the day of 7AM!!! but guess what have to break my well deserved silence at 7.05AM??? GOD knows WHO have to start playing all the christians songs at 7.05AM on a WED MORN!!! totally switched my mode of mind i had to press my "reset" button and start all over again. if i failed my econs essay test... i am going to run down that sound announcement system and convert it into water to feed the plants.



another thing that really puzzled my was KJs ability to grin the entire day. think she must have been eating SO MUCH that she has excess energy and the only way she can burn those carbos and calories is to exercise and resort to keeping her cheek muscles in that very position. donno whats her problem la... like thinking of BF lydat... maybe she is in LOVE... but... most prob not. but i think it is that weather that made her smile/grin/sniggle/beam. as everyone knows - hot air rises and hot things expand. due to the intense heat that is blanketing the entire world, KJ's cheek lipids are expanding, due to insolation expandsion of cheeks, it has to overflow the limited volume of space of the face and pulls up the skin which is connected to the mouth and thus you get a KJ smiling on a hot sunny day.

Elemental Personalities: Which is Yours?

You have a water personality.
You are moody and often depressed, caught up in the 'why me?'s of life. You have been hurt and as a consequence, question everybody's motives behind their relationship with you. Relationships don't come easy to you and when you are in one, you can become too caught up in what you're doing wrong and disregard the other person almost entirely. Despite the downsides, you have a lot of friends (even if you can only trust one or two of them). Cheer up, Emo kid, and enjoy life for what it is.


?? Which Precious Gem Are You ??

You are most Like A Sapphire
Dark, mysterious - but unforgettable. You have a deep

beauty. Delicate, and shy you try to stay away from the

limelight but often your intelligence puts you in at the

deep end. You're like a Sapphire, because, your beauty is priceless.

You're intelligent, full of opinions, and not big-headed about it all.

Sometimes you need to put yourself out there, as you can be a bit shy.

Congratulations ... You're the mysterious gem everybody wants to have and learn more about.

oh SHIT!!!



something wrong with my braces again. the wire came out while i was eating dinner. think i was chewin too fast. i was trying to fix it back using twisers but it just cant bend... not only do i have this thick wire sticking out about in my mouth, i also cant eat tomorro or at least i get it fixed back. now i cant follow my orginal plan of going to queensway to buy FBT shorts and training shoes and i HAVE to go back to dental again... sigh...



hope dr quek is not on leave. i hate having other doctors attending to my mouth. it feels like they are raping me.

a sense of urgency



i am being to feel like how a J2 should feel now... i am starting to panic over stuff i have never really paniced over before - studies... something has suddenly came over me this afternoon, like God have finally decided to take over my life and make me study and i dont like the feeling of wanting to study. God may have decided to shine some light upon this very lost soul and this enlightenment is not good. it feels too foriegn now that i really think bout it... but at least i am starting to feel the urgency NOW... better early than NEVER... i think the econ test on wed is screwing this mind of mine...



i have finally realised that there is only a month till block test. i really want to prove myself this block test. i want to show everyone how capable this magnificant young woman is. i want to prove to mommy that i am not useless nor lazy. she keeps insisting that i have not been putting in enough hard work ever since my Os. i am just going to try this time around and prove her wrong. Shanny Tan Jingxian is striving for average Cs this BT1. dont intend to aim too high.



there seems to be a problem though... i sleep early. waaaayyy toooo early for an avergae teenager, how am i to study at night when i am in dream land building castles? i MUST have my 8 hours sleep EVERYDAY... shall come up with a new study resolution list...



♥ Study resolution 2004 ♥

done by Shanny for BT1



1. i will study until 10pm sharp at least - this will mean that i can only leave the study table to the bed only after 10 pm. this (hopefully) will prevent me from sleeping too early as well as increases productivity (assuming that i study)

2. i will stop procrastinating- all homework MUST be done no matter what sort of state of mind i am in. i can only understand my work if i follow this rule. all problems must be tackle on the spot...

3. i will not take afternoon naps more than 1 hour- sleeping = cannot study. opportunity cost too high and if i stop sleeping in the afternoons i will have more time to seige war with the books.

4. i will use my breaks in sch to study or do homwork in the reading room instead of thinking of going down to accompany food - this will not only allow my to study but also to save money for all the things in the list on the left bar.

5. i will be responsible for my knowledge gathering - i am too seek out references myself

6. i will not forget that i take econs- i seem to forget this as i dont ever seem to do econ hw. i am to tackle this memory problem



i think i may need to change my motto. but then again, i think that is not quite possible. haha...

famously last



i am like so sorry i can only add in this post now like one day later. but i still want to anounce my SUPER DUPER ACCOMPLISHMENT OF THE DAY - FINISHING LAST - LITERALLY LAST FOR CROSS COUNTRY... i am SO PROUD OF IT!!!



since X-ctry is at the usual u know where, i manage to get up at 7.00 AM and hurry down to mac, by reaching there at a record time of 8 mins counting from the time i left my front door. i have never in my life traveled to near so early in the morn. i ought to be given an award for best-on-time-award... i am so there... very long never sleep so long liao... esp on a bright and cheery wed morn (though i have prayed two nights for it to rain)



i, being the usual slacker i was, have decided NOT TO INVOLVE MYSELF IN ANY FORM OF EXERCISE... and running 3.2km is comfirm breaking shanny law no: 13. (pls refer to link) knowing how much i HATE running, this time is the time i put my lack of running ability to the test by - walking 3.2km. this is by far my slackest X-ctry i have ever been to. i would rather let the mosqitoes catch up with me than me catching up the finishing line which is going to burn me a whole ton of energy which i can spend in more productive activities like eating (chewing needs energy k?) the mud + decomposing leaf litter is WAY BETTER than me + a drop of sweat. the later equation just does not go, it will just lead to a chemical explosion...



lets side track a bit... let me tell u a story...



story of the tail

once upon a time, there was an event going round where probally the entire clan of SAJC females are getting involved in some sort of conspiracy against the guys by occupying the entire width of the highway to prevent any guy domination opportunites of taking over. pp are walking in horizontal lines of 7 pp along adam road. there was a girl named shanny who was NOT THE HEAD but THE TAIL of the whole line up. she and janice was STROLING (and i mean really...) along at the end. being the first time in shanny's history of actually wanting to voluntary stand in FRONT OF SILAS... she really didnt give a damn anymore on whether he will be catchin her for her hair... her energy is FAR MORE IMPORTANT then her hair at this point of time. silas kept asking her and her friend to walk faster where no one is to be behind him. but the two girls didnt give a SHIT about what he said and continued to CRAWL behind. silas soon gave up... and finally kept his mouth shut... after half and hour of non stop calories burning movement across the thick jungle of singapore where she could have been eaten alive by human eating jungle monkeys, she finally saw the yellow banner from a distance, however there was something else that caught her eye... THE MILO VAN!!! shanny took a detour down the slope to eyed goal... she have offically WALKed from the starting point to the milo van... the end...



back to reality:

went shopping later... THE WHOLE SA WAS IN TOWN!!! list of pp i saw who standed out too much



1. KJ - with a new hair cut

2. perry and gang - saw them like 8 times in orchard in just two buildings

3. millz - while i was Q-ing up for mac icecream

4. jialin - with whole bunch of pp

5. raph and GF -eating at same restraunt for lunch



ST came up with a very good reason why we kept seeing perry and gang. theory goes that they must have spent too much time with their GFs shopping in town that they must have gotten used to their GFs shopping route which happens to be the typical girls shopping route. thus when guys go shopping, they will unconsously take girl route and meet NORMAL girls.



NO LEGS ACHING

NO BRAINS DYING

NO SHANNY DEAD...

meditation



sometimes it is a time for meditation

sometimes you'll need to retain your energy for something bigger

sometimes you just feel like dying on thought of it

sometimes you just wished you were dead



at least i get to wake up later than normal tomorro.

getting my seven hours of non-stop sleep



ps: i got my appetite back!!! no birdflu for me!!!

a little something wrong with me



actually if u know me... it is Not something little... it is a BIG FAT PROBLEM!!! something totally wrong with me today and yesterday. i ACTUALLY DIDNT FEEL LIKE EATING!!! NO KIDDING!!! considering i have spent my entire life stuffing and gorging myself during every single break i can find in school. this whole lack of appetite thing is really getting out of hand, there is something terribly WRONG!!! donno what is going on with my body... have i passed my puberty stage??? oh shit... i can feel something coming... doesnt feel good...



yesterday's lunch and dinner i HARDLY touched anything that is given to me. BARELY eated half of what i was given. didnt even feel like eating the entire day. louis was so excited he can finally eat my share of everything. then today i felt really weird, didnt want to buy anything much considering i had three breaks. ended up spending my time in the reading room TRYING so HARD to do econs tutorial. dinner today, barely touched the curry...



something is SO WRONG with me...

am i suffering from some vital disease? (eg: bird flu)

do i have ring worms or something? (eg: bird flu?)

am i pregnant? (who did i do IT with anyway?)

am i menopausing? (i'm ONLY 18)

am i going to die? (this is most likely)

where is the love???



when love is in the air world wide

when pp get to spend their time loveying doving around

when pp are walking around the road shou la-ing shou

what is the great Shanny Tan doing?

- i am spending my time with the BESTEST friends anyone could have

- plus MTV asia award tickets

- plus great music and lights



i dont care if every valentines is a girls-nite-out or if dont ever get a decent date or even if i dont ever get get married. i will not trade todays valentine for anything in the world... okay maybe for a billion bucks. the best equation for any valentine is a good show and this year (hail to lynette the greatest ticket giver) I GET TO GO TO THE MTV ASIA AWARD 2004!!! last year was my birthday gift and this year is my valentine gift. you rock my world girl...



we wanted to reach there early at 5 to catch the doors before the crowd does, but NO! the Q was already half way round singapore by the time we got there. the hordes of pp just swarming like bees all over the place. definatly worse than orchard road on a sunday before christmas. SO MANY pp in SO LITTLE CLOTHES. tell me bout it man, pp in fishnets and nonexistant skirts (i AM NOT KIDDING) maybe the theme this year is - keep the bra of to have easier sex after the award pp in just two strings for their entire upperbody support, and i was more than very to cut it off. guys topless walking around with just only a piece of cloth hanging around their VISIBLE RED underwear. maybe ill come up with sore eyes soon. the janet jackson episode is more then enough to turn u BLIND but when u see michelle branch in her first set of clothes................



setting this year is pretty cool. bird cage and all... stars this year is more than very good! like how can u see so many international stars here under one roof. i was very amazed that there was no terrorist threats to bomb up the place. michelle branch and vaness wu - both rock the world! think i am going to change my mind bout vaness after this MAA. he looks GOOD AND POSSIBLY YUMMY. speaks good english and definatly looks WAY better than his long hair and his physique is VERY NICE... SEXY if u ask me!!! looks good in everything he wears.



TOP TEN MTV AWARDS in shanny POV if you ask me is :

1. best performance - simple plan... i'm perfectly a-dick-ted to u. nice song for great atmosphere. just that the pp around us dont really seem to be good music company. but WATEVER!!! didnt know they look better than they do in their music videos.

2. best vocals goes to - some malaysian woman, the one who sang with gareth gates. think her name is siti something. power in a voice, really puts gates down... voice damn POWER...

3. best girl band- sugarbabes... three of them can sing really well live, maybe it is the sound system but they sound more than good. think it is their years of voice control lessons

4. best drummer tt funky blond haired drummer of boas. looks cool play good!!! fastest fingers first.

5. worst vocals- black eye peas woman... like what on earth is she trying to sing??? cant hear a gibberish... and she looks like a ghost. maybe she should trying something called trying up her hair.

6. best dress- think ah mei dress is nice. short but nice... at least it looks good on pp with nice legs (nicelegs not = to shanny)

7. best dance- boa on single solo... i wish i could dance like her. she can really move and guess what? i am older then her. (im begining to think that turning 18 is maker me feel very older, even stacy orrico is younger than me. when u over take pop stars in number of years lived... u are OLD)

8. cutest guy- duncan from blue. have u seen him smile??? ohh... last year i was at his feet looking up at him and i think he looks good but this year he's wearing a white suit and he looks all MANLY!!!

9. sluttest act- pussycat dolls??? who on earth are they anyway??? think they belong in geylang. it is quite near indoor stadium. can take bus. think they picked up from brothel one.

10. worst view- from where i was standing... tell me bout it. some guy was TOWERING infront of me. felt like shaving off his hair.



there are so many things i have to comment bout this years MAAs but i think my post will be longer then anything u will be reading EVER. all i can say is that being a cedarian has benifited my life in more than many ways. my ability to stand in one spot and have the stamina to scream and scream and dance and dance is all through my four magnificant years in cedar. once a cedarian always a cedarian... this time around... i can tahan for another three hours of concert and still run 2.4... it is all bout STAMINA AND PERSERVERANCE...



NEXT YEAR WILL BE A BETTER YEAR.

NEXT YEAR I WILL SCREAM AND DANCE MORE.

NEXT YEAR I WILL BE IN MOSH PIT.

next year... HOPEFULLY will be in singapore.

friday the not so the thirteen



this is the BESTEST friday the 13 i have since forever- PERIOD!!! where do u get a friday 13 that you get to celebrated valentines day in school with all the exchaging and even more exchanging of preezies. think i am going to grow fat with all the cheesecake and brownies going around class plus the huge pile of chocolates, not like i dont like them. i got one whole bag of goodies by the time i reach my door. love V dae so much... totally the time of mass exchange of food!!!! like tons of candy for my to grow FAT!!!



watched seabiscuit straight after school. show DAMN freeking sad. maybe it was not so sad but i was crying the whole disc two. very inspiring show...



know what????

I GOT MTV TICS!!!

I GOT MTV TICS!!!

I GOT MTV TICS!!!!!

I AM SO GOING TO HAVE A DATE!!!

i am not a loney soul this valentine... got a date with blue and pp



ps: i am SO HAPPY that i have been hypervetilating for the past two hours. forgive my lack of ability to blog today. my fingers are so happy they refuse to move. my brains refure to think!!!

i want MTV Asia Award Tics!!!



i am getting really desperate already. i am ready to commit murder for just one tic. i just read lyn's blog that fish got her a tic!!! like SOMEONE OUT THERE... SHANNY NEED A TIC TO MAA... i am so pinning all my hopes of clara now to use her 'connections' to get me just one JUST ONE TIC, i am getting really pissed on all the waiting for the tics and trying like 50 % of my time trying to call perfect 10. getting through is so hard!!!



i really should have gone to zouk with whoopi on sat. she only called me at four to tell me that first 200 pp in will get free standing tics. too late woman. by the time i reached home it was ready 4.45 and HOW am i going to rush down before 5??? everyone knows that i take more than years to get changed into a set of clothes. whoopi got seat fillers tics!!! that will mean that she will get to seat beside all the stars that are going down to MAA!!!



I WANT TICS

I WANT TICS

I WANT TICS



SOMEONE HEAR MY CALL OUT TO YOU,

JUST GIVE ME ONE TICKET!!!

I BEG U!!!

(i am on my knees)

tea chapter



we shall start out with PE in the morn... we were made to run 2.4 and guess what? it wasnt that bad... not at all... since there was no timing and i ran REALLY SLOWLY... i am not surprised that i can complete the 6 rounds. that is what i call efficiency. at least that liang fu guy did not make us do circuits or more running for the whole period. if he did that... i will strangle his neck with my own bare hands and leave him to die hanging from the PSA building from a string or maybe tie him to one of the PSA container lifters and dunk him striaght into the sea. i sweated SO much i was so sure i was going to be appreciating sweat scent rather than tea later at tea chapter.



ended early today due to tea chapter, left school early with LX carol and bec to town to get my dearest yanchyi's BD gift. and this trip to town had created negative externerties later. we got her that xiao gang guy book from kino and i thought the cover with him topless is rather disgusting. seems like i am looking at a playboy/prono mag. and the inside was all his photos almost half naked. i think as a star, he needs a tan and some sixpacks or at the least a tiny bit of biceps. even any normal male would need that. no one would like to look at some really flabby white guy (reminds me of the monitor lizard) just imagine having sex with a streamed chicken!!! -puking blood and intestines-



we took like a whole HALF AN HOUR TO FIND neil road!!!! like come on la. the stupid bloody road is so hard to find and i think i have walked the entire chinatown in search of 9/11 neil road. NO KIDDING!!! felt like i m on amazing race... what kind of name is that anyway. think it would have been much easier to find a road call shanny road right? all the way from chinatown mrt to maxwell market to dustan road to donno where like some lost dog. then finally after asking for directions like 4 times, i saw that nerve wreaking green sign with the two words on it. neil road number 97. and when the four of us got to the chapter, we were the last there (at least from our class), so embaressing!!!! but at least we were there on time. (4.25pm sharp)



okay, learn a few stuff from how to appreaciate chinese tea. and the procedures for making tea -



1. MUST pour hot water on everything to heat them up then pour one round of tea

2. water must go from water pot to tea pot to milk pot to smell cup to drink cup (must be in this order)

3. one third of tea leaves for every pot and can ONLY brew four times tea

4. tea leaves goes into the tea pot and must shake three times before adding hot water

5. MUST smell the smell cup three times and drink from drink cup in three sips.

6. how to smell tea : a-with tea in smell cup b-without tea in smell cup c-without tea in smell cup and cupped in palms.



and our dearest benji kept missing steps and procedures and insisted that we start all over again. first we drank and 'appreaciated' the tea using all the steps but by the time we came to our forth pot of tea. i didnt bother following the steps and went straight to the last step of DUNKING all the tea down my throat. drinking tea is such a SLOW process!!! by the time the tea and the other stuff for eating reached my by passing them round the table (MUST be passed in clockwise direction to indicate respect and watever) i have already dehydrated and died of hunger and most probally burried. but this whole tea appreaciation thing have lead me do some thinking and reflection -



1. pp in china last time have PLENTY OF TIME to bother drinking tea the SLOW way.

2. pp in china have have practiced too much kung fu that they have to use eagle claw method to hold a cup

3. why do pp want to keep the table neat and clean by using the dustbin pot under the preperation casing when there are so much rubbish of egg shells on the table top.

4. the tea biscuit looks like dog biscuit (not kidding!!!)

5. three is apparently a very luckly number as the fengsui let the tea god come into what ever area u r in to allow u to drink tea and enjoy it. at creates atmosphere for drinking tea. maybe i should spend money three times a day...

6. the smell part and the three sips makes the tea sweeter but sooner or later u will find out that doing otherwise makes no difference.

7. all kinds of chinese wulong taste THE SAME!!!

8. what is the point of using such a small tea pot when u can just dump everything into a bigger pot and serve more pp at the same time.

9. passing item clockwise is just a total waste of time. no wonder in ancient china the life expectancy is so low. pp die before anything reaches them at the end of the table.



i have not appreaciated anything at all...

who cares anyway???



ps: thanks whoopi for the balloon... LOVE YA...

what's going on in lessons



today is THE day i didnt pay attention to any shit the teachers were talking about. i was like some total stone block rocking at the back of the class room. writing stupid notes and contributing information and MY expertise to the group's A4 paper. i wasnt spending time paying attention in class but my brain cells were all eroded away through the use of my intelectual mind. for short examples of such retarted but yet entertaining matters from me, pls refer to the left bar for links. i have nothing to say bout today except that it is as boring as everyday spent in school.



just ended a 'discussion' with my bro over the use of the digital cam. stupid idiot refuse to let me use the cam tomorro when i have tea chapter tomorro. always depriving me of my rights. i think i need to add a law to my laws to not rebutt me when i say something. i want to take photos!!! and guess what? he thinks his rugby opening match is a 'MAJOR' event. keep claiming that tomorro would be a life changing event for the history of singapore rugby and

he wants to 'capture' it on the cam. i suggested he used the video cam as it would obviously "capture" things better. but NO!!! he has to take MY RIGHTS away from the great one. rugby of peirce is definatly not a LIFE changing event of any sort. it would most probally going to be the DOWNFALL of world rugby.



my appreation of tea is definally a more important event than a stupid non existant rugby match. if i had rememberance of the entire event i may grow up to be a rich and famous tea merchant. stupid louis deprivation may deprive me of MY FUTURE... of being rich and famous...



PIG ASS...

i'm so not giving u the bats



one more thing: i just remembered that buffing ur nails will not make it yellow.

history re-run of the 1990s economic slowdown



after all the thinking and self reflection done this afternoon about my current situation. i have put my mind on one thing, and this will be my new goal for the next two months. nobody is going to make me think otherwise or they will be violating/breeching Shanny's international laws number 3,4 and 14. if anyone found violating even any one of these laws they will be put under arrest and await for their trial. i will be linking The Shanny laws of international violation to my blog once i remember my website add.



i will be going under strict finance management courses. i am so BROKE i can smell the number zero from my bank account from here. i desperatly need a winning 4D ticket or maybe marry prince william to solve my financial debts to the world. having zero in ur bank account is NOT FUNNY. all these debts are due to eating... eating is my downfall. not only is the money not rolling in but they are pulling a vanishing act. mommy doesnt even want to add on anymore... i am SO DEAD!!!



this is all due to KJ!!! you stupid woman... make me broke. not only can i not go on diet, i have to empty my bank account every time i see you. WT u don laugh k? u are also in fault!! thanks to you both, i may have to resort to prostitution for extra income. anyway, i have decided to limit my expenditure to 30 dollars a week. i am going to stop spending SO MUCH money on food with u guys from now on... we are going to have a new eating canpaign called "cheep food is good food" we can only eat food that cost less than 8 dollars coz u pp will be paying the balance if my bill overshots it. we are going to figure out a list of CHEEP EATING PLACES the next time we meet. maybe ONLY hawker centers or food courts. (NOTE: this is to last two months)

Eugene Chan (aka lizard man) top 10 list of crimes

not in any order

done and collated by Shanny Tan



1. PMSing - this occurs way too often. in fact it is most probally in his blood and genes. does so every day of the week, every week of the year and every year of his exxtance on earth. maybe he is a girl who went for sexual change but still have not got his homones replaced.

2. married gay- this is if he is not really a girl and is a gay. only Gays PMS so often. he most prob cant be a girl as he is already married and enjoying sexual life. NORMAL girls dont do it to another girl... the idea is sick. anyway it is a crime in society to hide ur individuality by marrying against legal laws. that just doesnt work in singapore and relfects on his lack of confidence. (wait... he does not have any to begin with)

3. line up- what is worse than i teacher which does the line up when he doesnt even know our capabilities. only a blind and deaf person would send his team to DOOMSDAY. then he complains to the coach that we are really CMI... what is this la??? self declared line up and picking coach as scrapgoat. talk bout corruption...

4. mouth- NOTHING ever good comes from from his most used body part (other than his DEFLATED and IMPOTENT penis) all he does is to give hurting comments to everyone he sees and pour them with cold water. he cant even keep his mouth shut for one freeking min as he spends all his energy giving critiisms.

5. face it is a crime equivilent to 1st degree murder to have an irritating constipated face like his. looking at his face is the same as getting tortured. maybe worse. the only way he can make his face slightly more pleasent is to undergo extrem plastic surgery (imagine micheal jackson). someone better tell him that smiling is not making things better.

6. body- the face is not only the worst lookin thing on him. his body offends the world. where can you find white hailanese chicken body which stretches out vertically. he looks just like a ring worm!!! he may need artifical tanning. i bet his wife sees nothing better than flabby arms, potbelly, saggy breast and (i repeat...) deflated penis. what a turn off man... think ms ho regrets her marriage, it was nothing she had bargained for...

7. slavery- this is probally his latest hobby. he must be ilegally kidnapping kids for child slavery. not only that but he has also attempt to try out his latest hobby on us (refer to previous post). for all u know he is into child prostitution as well.

8. attempt to join the jurastic park- he has most probally turned from a lizard to a snake to a fire breathing dragon and now to a dinosaur who is spending his time engaged in torturing and destrustion.

9. murder- he has killed all my knee and palm skin and meat/bones and attempted murder on my shoulder. he who cannot give back what he took = murder and murder = mr chan + shanny.

10. breathin the same air as me- condamned idiots are violating shanny law number 22. (refer to old blog) by breathing the same air. pollution of air one mile in radius from the location of shanny by similar condamned people are to be trialed for international violation of laws.

real life exixting slave driver



Eugene chan is a slave driver with no brains, no muscles and no fun. what is the problem with that brainless deficient, doltish, dotterelly dull and dumb, half-wittedless, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, ludicrous, puerile, rash, senseless, short-sighted, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, unintelligent block of wood trying to do to all of us. (note it is in abc order...) he has always been unreasonable but this time... he has gone overboard and added in slavery into his list of crimes. he's not even good at anything except profestional critisism, cant even teach... maybe he will do batter in politcal sceince (but then again the world will fall) i will not forgive him.



i wonder how on earth an senile and impotent asshole ever got married to a nice teacher. with a personality like his, he only belong in hell burning till the end of time. think the moment he got sex out of her he started abusing her and induced forced rape. he must enjoy torturing people so much he is taking it out on us. talks so big but doesnt know a shit bout tennis. long and white like a lizard and brains of an ant, ago of a peacock and the body of a wooden block bleached. and a face of someone who is constantly constipating.



guess what my 'favourite' teacher did to us. after our designated 6 rounds from coach which is already more that bad enough since the whole world knows how bad i HATE RUNNING, with our sore legs and hyperventating breath... we were FORCED to stay in push up position on the track waiting for everyone (6)+ the last comers(8) to finishing running thier rounds. it was worse than hell man! me knees and plams were so badly briused and my shoulders dislocated that i would have called 995 for and ambulance. we were in this position for 20 mins at least while he was standing there gloating at our misery.... BITCH!!! worse than that he is innatly a SLUT!!! my hands were molded into nona kuei and knees into mash potatoes. they were so sore i could not play my match properly later. SADTICTIC IMBECILE ASRE!!!



at least after training my life was made a whole lot better. i have my 5TH birthday cake... love my birthday this year man... advertising totally rocks... chocolate truffle cake lah... talk bout heavenly bless.



went to sake sushi for buffet. intended to stuff and gain enlightment with my usual 21 plates but i guess i was really full this time. ordered tons of food which we could not finished because of certain fussy people who are slamon addicts. first time i give up so early la. few of the stuff was pretty yummy! KJ who desperatly trying to diet since she met me is confirm getting fatter due to all our eating. then again... who can resist food?



oh yeah... we intend to change our title from eating partner to eating accomplist...

NO... you are not at someone elses blog



you click on the shanny link everytime you want to get here and then when you do, u get really sick of my last template and attempted to bang your head against the wall to try to create vision problems so that your imaginary will improve. you know what? i was SO SICK of looking at the last template daily, i tried a create a new and original done and designed by shanny one but guess what? due to my stupid background which just could not get uploaded or lack of skills, i am left with a blank pictureless eyesore for backgournd. sucks... so i ended up downloading a template for my lack of patience brains as well as to stop my dearest brain cells to stop dying. thought the pic was pretty nice and since i LOVE ANIME... why not??



well. spent the last three hours editing my new template. and now my eyes are really tired from the computer screen that i can feel it banging shut. knowing how small my eyes were in the first place. i bet i will not be able to see anything but two lines above my gigantic nose when i look into the mirror. besides i am alreadying suffering from a servere case of brain damge due to geog test just now. donno how many times i have and can say this but I NEED A BRAIN TRANSPLANT!!! maybe it is due to the lack of sleep last night where i was too busing watching amercian idol. the ten oclock sleep chime was totally igored.



i finally manage to do my valentines day shopping like after years. everyone in school is most prob going to get something really cheepo from the great one. for the past few valentines i just gave away roses but this year i am going to distribute something less conventional. i am not giving guys anything this year as i am boycotting their entire kind/clan/race or whatever. my valentine this year is not for them and i dont give a shit what they think. Vday this year is a time for MY self reflection in ISOLATION!!! girlfriends are welcome to spend it with me though.

i was almost charged for murder



this SO INTERESTING day started half way through econ lec... mrs helen tan suddenly came into the lec hall to ask for two strong guys... guess what she needed two strong guys for? apprantly there are two retarted guys who got themselves stucked in the guys toilet outside LT1 and they needed to bang down the door. who is so dumb to get stuck in the toilet. like where were the hell were they doing in there? pls lor so damn swua ku one. toilet also donno how to close the door. no wonder there was like vigorous banging on something through econs lec. so someone was trying so desperatly to get attention. just imagine if no one spotted them, they would have to spend their entire rest of their lives living in the toilet feeding on toilet paper and toilet water. maybe they will have some variety with home-made chocolate cake.



today had to miss training to go to some children home at serangoon gardens. CHILDRENS HOME leh.... the WHOLE WORLD knows that i HATE kids. i was hope-ing SO BADLY to do cleaning... didnt mind at all do clean the rabbit cages even though it was filled with shit. that is how much i HATE KIDS!!! but guess what??? the 'super kind soul' of the matron assigned me to this primary one kid!!! PRIMARY ONE!!! lucky it was just ONE... a quarter more would be disaterous



*defination of kids: all imature retarted idiots who has no whatsoever sense of anything except running around and irratating me under the age of 12.



that stupid kid was DRIVING ME CRAZY... we were to teach them how to do their homework and this pea-brained asshole kept running about and not want to place her stupid butt on the stool beside me!!! i would have almost died if i did commit murder by wringing her irritating neck with the fan cable or flushing the bottle of glue she was playing with down her throat. mor maybe try to poke that pencil she was holding straight between her forhead till it blends in with the brains.



and when i FINALLY got her to sit down. she kept erasing the circles that indicated that those particular pages were homwork and repeatedly assured me that they were not to be done... like hello??? i have been there, done that... remember that i was NOT the most pleasant of kids when i was in pri sch. such skills i master already!!! i was a pro and still am... pls try something more modern and smart. young children nowadays have no sense of shame. they dont even have creativity to innovate new and workable ideas... those tactics are so old-sch. maybe the government should give more attention to develop these super underdeveolped areas of creativity.



SHE IS A PAIN IN MY NECK AND A THORN IN MY ARSE!!! i took probally two hours get her to just copy down two sentences of her homework. then she started complaining that i was forcing her to do... if i wanted to resort to child labour and slavery i would have kidnapped you on the spot and sell u to india or africa. and since u irritated me SO MUCH... i will consider selling you to micheal jackson for child prostitution!!! that will teach u bitch!!! i have always wanted to go invest in the child labour and prostitution industry.not only are they high in demand... i can get rid of all of them of the face of the earth. who cares if the human race dies...



that was NOT THE WORST PART!!! she doesnt even know how to read!!! P1 liao leh... i was forced against my will to read out every single bloody sentence in her exercise for her... not only that... i had to give her spelling and i almost died waiting for her to spell 'B-O-Y'... like hello??? i learnt that when i was in kindergarden. HELL WITH YOU ASS... why dont you just go and kill youself because you will NEVER be able to contribute to society in this rate. bet you you will NEVER promote to secondary school. then you WILL BE FORCED to sell you body to earn money.



remind me NEVER TO HAVE CHILDREN!!! EVER...

sometimes i wish...

Shanny's list of impossible wishes

by Shanny Tan age 18 and 5 days



1. sometimes i wished i am rich - it is not fun to always run out of money and then degrade my image into a begger infront of my parents. i am a super spender who eats too much for my own good. the closest i can get to fulfilling this wish is to marry a rich man...

2. sometimes i wished i am smart - i already am... just not to the extent of being able to skip grades and enter the U at age 12. i have been fantasising this ever since i was in sec2. this is probally never going to happen UNLESS i get a brain transplant.

3. sometimes i wished i am more mentally stable - i have been mentally unstable ever since i was in pri sch. i have a long history of wrong-doings in my primary school childhood that i think i have not recovered from the illness. i still cry reading book and watching movies. not to forget turning really cranky and PMSable during anytime of the day.

4. sometimes i wished i have slimer tighs- this is probally the ONLY wish i have that can be solved with the presence of S11. i currently cant seem to find any bottom that can fit. getting really pissed cause i always put on weight there. maybe god is telling me i should go on diet.

5. sometimes i wished there is no such thing as school- that would mean zero homework and 100% fun. it is not fun going to school five times a week. we dont even get payed for studying. talk about contribution to society.

6. sometimes i wish i can just have super powers- dont laugh!!! my X-men days are not over yet. (note: my fav cartoon STILL) wanted to be able to shoot eletricity from my finger tips and charge metal pellets so that they can explode upon command. there is a whole long list of ablilties that i want to have from having kungfu skills that are beyond anyone to others. i have even gotten my costume sketched out... DONT LAUGH!!!

7. sometimes i wished i lived in the old victorian days- no more modern stuff and back to the era of elegance and mystery. really loved their dresses and houses with land that stretches miles and miles. someone should build me a REAL WORKING TIME MACHINE.

8. sometimes i wished my life was a fairytale- i would be swept away to the land of dreams and never bother about anything bad. fairytales always ends with something good.

9. sometimes i wished the perfect guy existed - this is obviously NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN in the history of earth and the moon. they always have such characters in books and i always fall in love with them, the only thing is that such perfectness NEVER EXISTS!!!

10. sometimes i wished i was never born - life is too demanding for me. i cant live up to life expectations although i try and i am getting really tired and exhausted from all the work. it is just not ment for me...



i want out of everything...

anything will do...

kampong grandmama birthday



it'a grandmas birthday today. had to skip training at YCK to go have lunch. never did i know that lunch today was at YCK. some ulu-ated restraunt behind the stadium. this years' at 'kampong kitchen' and the food is not bad. thought it was some runned down eatery but as i walked towards the place it is a pretty glam and uniquely decorated place. the whole place looked like a high class kampong with wooden stools and metal plates. so 1960s...



lunch called in many dishes all picked by mommy. from fish to crab to scallop to drunken chicken to kangkong to many many more. i was stuffing all i could to make what sure mommy's paying is worth it. i have never stuffed so much high class food into my tummy before and it felt good!!! out of the 12 dishes we called. half of them were so good i wanted to call another plate.



scallop was DE BEST... it was drowning in garlic sauce and i was just stuffing the entire shell down my throat. hell if i choke and die... i have never eaten scallops so kampongly cooked i wish i was born in the 60s. and dont see kangkong as a cheepo dish but this is the best kangkong i ever ate. period. so much chilli so shoik... the 'ahh ma drunken chicken' (yes that is wat it is actually called on the menu... there was an ah peh sometime also) was reeeallyyy GOOD... i tried to tell the guys not to drink and drive. but actually... it was a failed attempt to get a bigger portion of it into my plate. i finished all the wine they had left on the plate before it was cleared.



the total bill came up to 400+++. i totally got my moms' money worth. i think i may be changing my title from PIG to HIGHCLASS PIG... sounds so much cooler right. once a pig and still proud to be one...

makeshift BD



just came back from lyns house from a really good make shift birthday dinner for me. the usual pp are here and thought it was pretty good dinner. had chicken dispite the birdflu and hotdogs and garlic bread (took home some) and prawns (REALLY GOOD!!!)



normally i would be sitting down waiting to be served like any other BBQ but this time... they for forced me to cook my own food!!! that is unfair and morally wrong!!! the queen always sits down and wait to be served. this time i was blackmailed to cook my own food or i will not have anything to eat. those girls are so evil, maybe they are recarnation of corrupted officials. but i must say that IS the BEST way to make me contribute to society. but i was still slacking off occasionally and lyn had to shout to get me working. talk bout slavery...



mahjong today was the best every, donno won like how many million times lor. finally won like four times in a roll and plus many other hands, if only we played money!!! should have suggested. it is CONFIRM MY SKILLS that lead me to my victory. (to lyn) IT IS NOT THE FENGSUI... the open door has NOTHING to do with it... it is just your BAD LUCK and SKILLESS!!! while we were playing mahjong, co and can were staking out at the com printing pictures of that peter pan guy over and over again till lyns printer got no ink (no la) that jeremy guy is cute but they are really going overboard. why dont they just buy a ticket over to where ever he is and marry him... i wish that too...



they bought me an oreo cheese cake.. cool right... like i said... this years birthday is really cool la... all due to advertising and really good friends... I LOVE YOU GUYS... (DY not included :P...) think they were trying to push my head into the cake while i was picking out mnms from the top of the cake. but due to my intelligence and brains... i forseed it and was really smart enough to not get myself into the cake. they tried... but not hard enough... TRY HARDER!!!

i cried again



stupid asshole... broke my heart again... why do i always cry over them for nothing??? makes me sad everytime they appear... stupid nick and lauren!!! i just cant seem hold my tears everytime i read that stupid book. even though it is the fifth time i am reading the book.



just finishing reading "double standards" by judith mcnaught. fifth time i finished reading the book and fifth time i cried because the story is so sweet. pp dont even cry when the read books ONLY ME!!! so embarassing... i was crying almost evey chapter after page 200. maybe i should grow up and get a hold on my emotions. people always think that i am a hard and emotionless person because i am so dao. but actually i am a VERY SENSITIVE soul who cries even when i read books... let alone in the movies... i need a brain and heart transplant.



i was readin in the room with my sis at the table doing her work. and i was trying SO HARD to make sure that she doesnt see me in tears. just trying to keep my image of a nice and cool sister who just do not look siao crying because of a book...



hail to mcnaught... judith mcnaught made this story for trashy romance novel hardcores like me. this book really seem to apeal to me man... story is short and moves fast. and great characters. maybe i should use my lit skills to do a character analysis on the book. most interestin modern romance novel there is on the planet. ooohhhh... taught me a few good and chiem words for scouding people too. one more book to add to my collection of good novels...