after 3 long weeks of rehersals i finally did my role to the rest of the world to watch. rehersals wasnt easy when you are doing the same play with keelong and sebby. they gross you out core with every rehersal ending with talk on either cock or sex or dick or penises or more sex or whatever sexual. sebby had toys humping each other and molested their soft furry private parts if they actually existed.

me and danielle went nuts everytime they did that.

eh. remembering a play is hard lor. i find that i could not remember most my lines until the last week. i think only at the second full run we manage to get the whole thing perfected. without a line missed

but...

in the end keelong forgot his lines and the lights were all wrong. ended up talking my monologue in the dark blue lighting. like wakao. my acting career in KR started with my magnificant unforgotten speech without my spot light and with keelong beside me lor. when he was not supposed to be there. keelong walked over to my spot half scene too early and in the end sebby had to improvise something and i was feeling so weird with keelong sittin beside me.

and the funny thing is that no one realised that something was wrong!

like i was so happy dispite the mistake man. it felt like my 7 years of speech and drama ever since i was 7 paid off. i din do act3's emperors new clothes when i was 13/14 for nothing. i still have it in me to act. mommy spent good money on me. maybe i should make it professional. mayb i should just go change my major to theater study.








and please look at the amount of make up i have on my face. i have never had so much blush brushed upon those cheeks of mine before. and the bloody lips are so damn red i think i look like fuck. i took this photo with my handphone when i was in the dressing/makeup room because i simply wanted to see how UGLY i was.

i feel like a clown. somehow i shudder when i see this gross pic of myself

and we all realised that keelong is actually very very pretty without his specs. he is so pretty he doesnt need make up. and with make up he looks so damn chio. like a trannie with his height.



i love my flowers. this is the first time i got flowers from a performance leh. but then again. i dont do that many performances anyway. i love ron. he simply knows how to make me happy. actually coming all the way to see me shout and scream retardedly at some doll. i love you! you gave up your basketball for me.



the other plays for SIX


bryna and ashley as grandmothers. i think their makeup make them look like cracked rocks. in geography terms it will be called the rock GNIESS. but this play is the last one and it is veyr funny.


this is the first play with some really hot EH girl. i think it was called who did it or something,


the third play "a child play" i think this one has a really interesting script. a little girl with a psycho problem with her imagination. i really think that it is well done. even the make up was great. and annabelle was a charm.



this is the one with nihara acting drunk. nice i got to say. nihara must have been drunk before to make such a good drunk. and benny under the mask and anuja as the mother


and this one is with the orlando bloom guy. and the old man who actually looks very very young. i think the old man is a good actor. he speeks really clearly and his voice just reminds me of suffian.

LT 13
FRIDAY 30th MARCH
7.30 PM
FREE

come watch me man. it is free so you all have no excuses not to come. and it is at LT13. so convienent! i am in the first act so if you dont come by 7.30 you will not be seeing me. hey. i opening the show k?

so many things to do and so little time.
so much to write so little ideas.
so many words so hard to edit.

arts students like me all want to die in this period of the semester. week 10/11 is a horrible time of the semester EVERY SEMESTER. it is this time of the year when all you projects decide to have its due date. somehow it seems like lecturers all have the same minds. they just want to test our time. then there you are rushing it like tomorrow is the last day on earth. arts students have so many projects. people say arts students are slack. they dont know how much readings and words we have to churn out for term papers and projects.

try churning out an average of 30,000 words a semester.

the exams are only that far away and you have no time to study because all the little stupid assignments and projects your tutors want you to do are just waving their hands (if they had one) in front of you and screaming for that little attention and time you have. you make plans and time tables but you dont have the time to complete them. then you become stressed. then you want to die.

worse still is when you have two really red pimples on your face.
that makes sure that you cannot go out because you have no face to be seen out with them.

you surf the net but everything is work related.
you check your mail and it is work related.
you send out mails and it is also work related.

then you realise that the whole paper chase is a waste of time and effort and brain cells. those where the days when you din have to study so much to get a job. when you never need to type out 30,000 words a semester. when a PSLE cert can make you CEO.

last night i had a very weird dream.
i think someone was bloggin bad about me behind my back.

i dreamt that i had a daughter. she is about 5 and she is damn cute. and she was so real. i have to admit that i really never liked all sorts of kids but i did love that daughter i had. my maid was taking care of her while i was deciding what bag i should carry to school. then in my dream i thought to myself and told myself that i was too immature to raise a kid. it brought me to think that i was still young.

then in my dream i remembered the time i was pregnant and my tummy was not big i could still go on my normal life. i actually remembered something that was not real. and it felt real. i guess that is why it is called dreaming. and then i din tell ron that we had a daughter. i was raising a daughter myself.

cool rite? my dream is really damn nice and my daughter is so DAMN CUTE.

then this morning i went online and i saw this on janelle's blog

saw lotsa parents with children in tow. and shanny was going on about how she wanted to slap one kid who was giving the parent a hard time. haha. typical shanny. me and jill were more sympathetic. i pity shanny's kids next time. nevermind, i'll be the nice godma and dote on them while their mum treats them like dirt. i'll bring them to MAC DONALDS FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY PARTY! hahahahah! and Jill will be the more SANE godma, keeping the children's feet on the ground. i think jill and I make a good godma pair to shanny's kids. unless shanny kills her kid first...then we'll have no chance to be the godmas. anyway, i was at Popular getting some stationery and saw all these Kiasu parents buying assessment books and stationery for their kids. yuck. i hope i dont become that kind of parent. but i think no choice, i'll most prob end up like them. CRAP!

no wonder i had a dream about a daughter. either my maternial instincts are being harvested while i was sleeping or someone's bad aura made me tell myself that i was not and i am not a bad parent.

after all this time i still think that i still dont appreciate dance. somehow i cant understand why 40 people will run all over the stage with their arms slightly back like the japanese ninjas in the animes. and i cant understand how some slight flabblier people can dare to bare their tummies. and i cant understand how some dances are insipired.

like that one which was so called "inspired" by the lion, the witch and the wardrobe. like which part of that looked like narnia? serious retarded. and then the long love story shit dragged so damn long i really wanted to sleep by the time 5 mins where up.

i cant appreciate dance. i even think that i dont really appreciate hiphop. damn. i think the only dance i like to watch is latin and ballroom.

but i have to admit that some of the dances where very nice. the balloon one, the golden fan one and KR's chinese dance.


this is the over clingy, over vain and over attention seeking idiot that practically lives in my shadow. just imagine having to go all over the world with her on your arms. she has a body of broken bones and she still dares to wear 4/5/6 inches heels to dance uncensored. i think she should try falling off them.

and one more thing. check out my fat arms man.


ching.


fwocers. 1 2 and 3 just that now got a self declare number 4 who decided he wanted a piece of the picture. dennis = the boy who never grows up. can you believe that he is going to be a doctor in the years to come? ill love to see dennis 10 years down the road when we are all 30 and 30+++. but i have to admit that he is a good friend.


my darling RON.

trying to be annoying. but i still that big thing. i donno what i will do without him. so adorabe i feel like pinching his cheeks. SO CUTE!!!!!! then he take photo also dont want to smile. in the end i have to make him smile physically.



jessie my UNC neighbour.


mala and her slutty dance. wow mala darling. we are all proud of you and your hot legs. daring to bare your tummy yea? cheer on girl. just that i think your eye make up looks so horrible like some holloween party.

which part of "look into the camera in the mirror" seems so hard to understand? well? some idiot cannot even figure out how to take a photo with a camera. in the end we have to take like 3 times and we still couldnt get a decent photo. that is the problem when you wear clothes size S and M. sometimes the clothes are too small and tight the brain dont have enough oxygen to think.





went for cheerobics before this. i have got to say that KR STEPPERS is really not too bad dispite (silence). they trained hard. ill give it to them for all the hard work and bruise aching stunts from 3 stories above everyone heads. and the final formation was really flawless dispite earlier drops here and there. but in the end they managed to come in 2nd. after NTU aces.

magnum force from donno which poly is kinda good. but the stupid custume looks like some rag day custome. so ugly i can bring myself to see it. just imagine if i had to wear it. ill rather die that put that weirdly put together piece of cloth near my face. apparently they were so confident they were going to win or something like that. the way they smiled was irritating. the were so called cheerobic champions for 5 years in a row. but too bad that reputation was no where near us. hahah.. i think their over cheerleading smiles are irritating.

actually i think it is just the stupid uniform i am prejudiced against.

and steppers uniform was really the nicest in the group.

and the winners will be able to go to tokyo next month. during exam period. just imagine if we have won, then we will be going to tokyo and then what will happen to our degree? some people dont have a degree but others also have to go get theirs. just imagine NTU won and then they have to go. imagine your final semester and you cannot graduate because you are somewhere in some part of the world cheering and doing stunts.




anyway. here is NTU's winning performance


and here is kr steppers

here are some of the photos that i must include are taken legally by KR photographers at amplitude last sunday. i think i should give you guys a good look at the chior performance i loved so much. i have to say that some times, my love of the theater have gone way too far.

here is lishi and sunny's kind of "solo" part although the rest of the chior is singing along at the back. but i have got to say that these two photos are wonderfully taken by benny. the angle and the moment i just right. i would have put it as my wallpaper if only my face was in it.

well... maybe next year.


see this is our version of this scene

damn it.. i wish i could watch it again.

my mom dropped me and email today and it would be something classfied as junk mail. my mom dont send me junk mail. but after some very hard thought, i decided to spread the word and my two cents worth of brain juice.

"the Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals... not cold water... maybe it is time. We adopt their drinking habit while eating!!!

Nothing to lose, everything to gain...

For those who like to drink cold water. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks: You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a Heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up."

therefore, for all the cold water we have taken after our meals, we are just all going to die a horrible death. damn amercianisation of everything edible in this world. damn you macdonalds and burger king!!!no wonder the chinese live a longer life. but in singapore, we chinese are all just going to die for abandoning our chinese roots and tradition.

moral of the story? never abandon your roots you may just end up dead for giving up traditional tea drinking or cantonese hot soup at every meal. this also shows that chinese and japanese are health concous people who are scared to die.

check this out. read the fine print. carrefour sells crocodile meat. like who in singapore will actualy buy that? how would anyone know how to cook that anyway. but i think if it was cookable than it would have to be white meat and you can just go drink white wine with it.

but seriously. it was openly displayed at the fresh meat section. how fresh can crocodile meat be? must be catch from reservior. and actually crocodile quite cheap leh.


and check this photo out too. irony. it says on the sign right above "respect the environment and the well-being of the animals" like come on. what the hell is "well-being" when they all end up as meat in a super market?

KR CHIOR!!!! you rock so damn much. you have easily trashed the rest to the bits of nothingness. ill call it entertainment of the day. effort put in and effort well done.

i really have to applaude the costumes man. it is really so peasantly that i think dressing rocks. with all the clothes of ancient times. actually the clothes look really old on stage when everyone else was wearing black and brown and everything else 1950s. but when you look closely at the individual people dressed they looked normal. like what normal people would wear to the streets.

i love the costumes!

i think KR choir should have an encore in hall. the entire 10 mins all over again just for us. in fact they should make hall production like this. with people who actually CAN SING. like the real musical. makes me want to go watch the musical out in the theater. i am a sucker for such things. they even added drama and some acting into it. i have to say wow. like real musical.

they even managed to make a KR version of this scene.



to bad i din take a live photo of the KR version of this scene. since i was a good citizen of NUS and UCC and resist not to take illegal photos of the performance. i would have put photo com to shame if i did. haah.

totally fully equipted with the tiny red flag at the back with small serene on top. even to the triangular formation and ah bang holding the gun at the center. i have to applaude lishi for her ideas. i loved ah bangs and joel and lishi's costumes. damn it. i wish i could see it all over again. KR choir should encore this in hall just for us all. after all they have already put in that much of hard work.

SHIT. i realise that i am a total sucker for suck musical things. i think i am so going to so catch the next BIG musical that is coming down to singapore.

i made them take out their custumes to take photo with me. even made small s rewear all ther stuff just because i want to take photo.



see? here is the gun. i was telling you the truth. was really tempted to go play with the tiny red flage but decided not to endanger myself with the stick. even mala looked really like a peasant from 50 years ago with just that tiny brown cloth around her.

a tiny piece of cloth can mark up the costumes.

i told mala i was going to join the next casting of miss saigon the next time they come down to singapore. and she ron and wilsonjust laughed. IDIOT!




see the difference between me and small s in the same costume? i remember that from her hobbit from dnd last sem. and comparing us both, she look like somthing out of les miseribles and i look like a boy scout.

and ron thinks i was crazy running around in small S wears. and refuse to take photo with me. IDIOT

alumni people have organised the best small scale event in hall. i had so much fun i cant explain. field trip to tuas's tiger brewery for a nice short time. 5 singapore bucks for free flow of beer and finger food buffet. with 5 singapore bucks i think you just have enough money to buy yourself one can of beer. you cant even pay for a pint of beer at the bar or pub. and here... everything just runs so freely that you can swim in grade A tiger beer.

no one bothers to learn about the production sequence and everyone just wants to go sit down and feast on beer in the small cosy place at the end of the fieldtrip. sadly the thing is that i dont drink beer at all. ended up drinkin 5 glasses. 2 tiger and 3 coke. okay i know i should be drinking and feasting on beer but i just dont bloody drink. and the coke is freeflow and i LOVE COKE.

i think many drank too much that they were either not talking right or not walking straight.

i have to admit that i love taking photos. like everything just looks so good. i think all the pics this trip are so gorgeous. i miss having times like this. i think it have been a really long time since everything was this carefree and joyous. when was the last time people i know come together and chill as a block or hall? they should have this every year. or even better if it was every sem.



actually things went pretty crazy. there was so much noise around and plus the decor everything went so crazy. yannick was his usual horny attension seeking self and happily flirthing with nelle. taking in weird tones. nelle said that she is an expert in all the theory, pratical and oral aspect of love. darren was red down to the toes after a pint or two he looked like the devil if he had horns.

then there was this new stout called ginseng stout and yow drank some and his mouth stank for the longest time. it was so bad i think people could smell it yards away like there was ginseng growing right in his mouth.

lsit of beer is:
tiger (A grade)
heinekin
kilkenny
ABC stout
ginseng stout
corrola
edinger (if that is how you spell it)


b block have the greatest number of people going and out of everyone, we have the largest number of girls going. i think our block either have girls who have no work to do or we have a group of alcoholic girls. given the amount of types of beer... i think we could be attracted by the love of alchohol.




it was so fun to fool around. ivy was seducing ron, keelong was angry, keelong scolding ivy, trying to kiss martin, kena pointed the middle finger by van, cheering old cedar cheers, hearted photo by hokito and nihara, commenting how cute qing huan is with nelle, observing nelle boob size, overly paying attention to nihara's sperm on her chest, weight lifting, daring people to weight lift.

van was saying that if keelong were to lift ivy then ivy will hit the ceiling. funny.


and this was what was on nihara's shirt. she keeps insisting it is not a sperm.