- I don't get paid enough
- seriously God...a mute button wouldn't be that hard to install
- I got knocked up for this?
- I am going to be deaf by the time I'm 40
- Where did I put my magic wand
- Just think of a calm tropical beach...oh great he spit up on me
- Where is the father of my child and why isn't he claiming him?
- Oh to be single and childless
- Is there a return to sender?
- I need chocolate!!
Seriously...I do love him a ton and wouldn't trade him in but after 2 days of a fuss fest...I'm tired and the only thing keeping me sane is being able to joke about it.





