I'm seriously considering signing out of my Facebook account on my iPad, which means I wouldn't be able to access it any more. So, in case I actually follow through with that, I'm going to try to stockpile some of the kid quotes and such that I had posted there with dates, so I can remember them somewhere else. Facebook has just become a huge time suck and I probably can do better things with my time. Every once in a while there is something worthwhile, but mostly it's just people trying to sell stuff nowadays. So, I don't know. There are some pros and cons of leaving Facebook, but for now, I'm going to write down these quotes.
Sonia:
November 23 - (Sonia is drinking from a water bottle with a straw and it is making a weird noise. I can't figure out why.) I keep drinking and drinking. It sounds like there's snakes in there. Oh, I know why it's doing that. Because my tongue.
November 14 - (Sonia apparently told Henri that she wanted him to sign her up for a rabbit hunting. I asked what you do in rabbit hunting.) You have to find a rabbit and kill it. You have to poke it with a stick.
October 27 - (On getting political junk mail from the mailbox) Look Mama! It's Hilly Clinton!
October 4 - Fireboys have to water the fires.
September 23 - Who killed this chicken/fish? (Me - "The Farmer/Fisherman") But who exactly killed it?
May 19 - If a huge monkey ate me for dinner, I would be gone.
April 18 - I have brown hair, but my mama does not have brown hair. (Ted - Well, what color is it then?) Grey!
- Is it Friday? (Me - Nope, it's Monday) Oh, well I don't really like Mondays. Fridays are my favorite.
March 20 - (After being told not to climb on the upstairs railing by Papa) I don't like you, Papa! I love you, but I don't like you!
2015
December 31 - (I'm collecting a few pictures to test kids on the Problem Solving part of the AEPS, and am test-running them on Sonia.)
https://goo.gl/images/XERtPq
Me: Sonia, what's happening here?
Sonia: It's raining.
Me: That's right! How do you know it's raining?
Sonia: The cow is wet.
December 21 - Isaac, London and Sonia are playing family. Sonia is the baby, named Scarlet. Isaac is reading to the baby. London is singing to her as they both cuddle her and London pretends to bottle feed the baby using a cheap air pump from the Dollar Tree, pumping the air into her mouth.
December 10 - I think Sonia just said her first /r/ sound, in the word "strap". Aww Sonia, you are growing up too fast!
November 22 - I care about snakes.
- I was crying, crying, cause the cat made me grumpy.
October 31 - (looking at books from Grandma Sharon)
Sonia: She's naked! She's naked!
Isaac: No she's not. She's Ariel.
Sonia: Ariel's naked!
October 31 - (kid quotes, caseload edition - these are not Sonia or Isaac but they were funny, and I have one to add)
- I know the sound you teached me how to do already for a long time.
- Running is not exercising.
- I can't eat cause you here.
- (mom said the kid was having trouble with a word, had her say it and it sounded good. I said, yay for mommy speech therapy. The girl turned to her mom and said:) You fixed my language!
- I don't eat crack-a-poni pizza. (um, neither to do I.... :))
October 24 - When I be dead, I go to heaven.
October 23 - We don't like the naughty ones. We like those hummingbirds. But we don't like the starling ones. They naughty. They have to fly away. Starlings can fly in the grass.
October 12 -(Sonia loves this one salsa song and wants to listen to it over and over. We were in the car the other day, listening to said song, and Sonia started singing along.
Sonia: Ba!
Me: It's para, Sonia. You try it. Para!
Sonia: Ba!
Me: Try one more time. Para!
Sonia: Pawa. (long pause)
When I grow up like you I can say it.
October 6 - Mama, there's a man! And a lady! And another lady. Mama, you a lady? And I'm a girl. Isaac a boy. And sky's a boy too.
Me: Who's a boy?
Sonia: Sky's a boy.
Me: Who? (We don't know anyone named Sky)
Sonia: The sky's a boy. The sky is blue.
October 2 - Don't take Isaac off there! He is boy! He's my boy!
September 3 - (Sonia comes marching out of the bedroom with hands on her hips and wrinkles eyebrows)
Auntie Anna that is too flat for a mouse!
Auntie Anna: What?
Sonia: It is too flat for a mouse!!
Auntie Anna: What is too flat for a mouse?
Sonia: That cave in there (talking about the cave they tried making out of cushions and blankets)
September 3- We may have to ask the little peoples if we can go to that house.
August 29 - I have to go barefooting.
August 17 - Mama, is that bikini soup? (zucchini)
July 18 - (re: a coloring book "Sunny Days Sesame Street Jumbo coloring and activity book) Mama, this book is too hard for you to read.
July 15 - Ok, I'm gonna go in the bedroom and cry. Because.
June 22 - (before going to sleep) Don't worry about the Gruffalo, Mama. I got your back.
June 18 - Da skwans (swans) ah sleeping.
- Das apompalis (appropriate).
May 11 - MaMA! Squeeze me harder like pickle!!!
February 10 - Sonia was calling hula hoops "Hula Poops"
January 14 - Sonia quotes of the day, on the subject of whatever came into her head:
"I wanna do Seattle"
"Isaac gumpy and canky"
"Look at my eyes. They freezing!"
" Oh! The tieding fell!" (her shoe came untied)
January 6 - I just wanna go finish my wine.
2014-
December 16 - Sonia went pee in the potty yesterday and immediately said, "Mama, I want the big girl underwear." She was so proud of herself! She didn't want to take a shower because she was worried about taking off the big girl underwear. When I finally had to put a diaper on her for night time, she was very sad, and we saw a little sad Sonia face as she was all dressed... "Mama... I want the big girl underwear...:(" Let's hope this keeps up! Or at least is the start of something in the near future.
November 9 - I don't have to go to sleep, Papa.
November 1 - Morning: Sonia conveyed to me that the man in the garbage truck (which was picking up the garbage as we left) was hungry. "He's hungry for pancakes" she said.
Evening: Let's get donuts!
September 1 - Sonia has just learned how to whisper, and now she will get close to me and point, and say "Mama, momo (monster)'s coming to GET YOU."
August 26 - Apparently, the "dohnk" is the animal that goes hee-haw, hee-haw. Love you, Miss Sonia.
August 22 - I said, "Who's in the mirror?" as I was holding her: "It's Mama loving!
July 26 - This evening, Sonia got into the refrigerator and asked for salsa, then said she wanted chips to go with it. I love my little eater!
April 27 - Today Sonia said "Poop" at the appropriate time this morning.
2013 - (Apparently Sonia did not talk much before April 27, 2014).
September 28 - Dangit, Sonia just ate the cactus (Christmas cactus).
September 10 - A sweet older lady at the store: What aisle did you find that one on? Isn't she a cutie? (referring to Sonia)
July 7 - Sonia is crawling! YAY and OH NO!
June 29 - Sonia is starting to clap her little hands!
April 13 - Sonia might be babbling? 5 months old!
April 12 - A really cute thing is when Sonia tries to "run" after Isaac by moving her little legs and arms while I'm carrying her. She is so ready to run and jump!
March 17 - Sonia is starting to sit! (With support from the Boppy)
February 19 - Low-light of yesterday: Sonia poops in the bath.
When I try to go past this point, Facebook crashes. Unfortunately the only way I can access it is through the app where the password is saved, so that's just going to have to be all we put up here. I may have cross-posted some of the quotes before that. And, well, it's okay to forget anyway. Even just these memories are enough for plenty of laughs.
Oh wait, I may have found a work around! Let me give it a try!
2012-
December 18 - Sonia's first snow day! And she smiled (real smiles!!) for the first time! Happy day!
Well, I guess that was actually it, since she didn't talk much before then, but it was still fun to look back and put it all in one place. Hopefully I'll be putting it on here from here on out!