Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Magic Mathematicians


Today my two little girls were having a conversation in the back seat of our car. Our oldest daughter is always "imparting her knowledge" with her younger sister. She seems to always "know" the answer. I guess her little sis felt she had to "prove her worth" in the brains department. The conversation went as follows....

Little Sis: "I know what two plus one is!"
Big Sis: said with a tone of complete skepticism, "What is it then?"
Little Sis: "Three"
Big Sis: said with a tone of complete shock! "How did you know that?!"
Little Sis: "I'm magic!"

Sure makes more sense out of all those imaginary numbers doesn't it! Only someone who possessed a little magic in their souls could ever figure that out!

After this discovery, forget hiring a magician for the next kids b-day party! I'm looking in the phone book for Mathemagicians!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Delicious Conversations


Have you ever noticed how many people end their telephone conversations with, "MMMMBye"?
I look forward to that silly little phrase. It just lets me know that they felt that their conversation with me was as delicious as dessert!

MMMMBye everyone!


See! Just like Dessert!

Monday, July 26, 2010

The magical properties of band-aids

As a mom, I've learned a very important lesson:

Band-aids are magical things! When a child has a boo-boo, a band-aid will almost always make it feel better....even if it's not bleeding. As soon as that wonderful, flexible band of adhesive and non-sticky gauze hits the skin, the owie immediatly dissappears!

So now, when I hear someone say that something is just a "Band-Aid Solution" I'm gonna have to believe that that is pretty darn good!

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Name Stigmas

Due to it being election season, there are a lot of political signs littering the sides of the roads everywhere you drive. One sign in particular made me realize something. If you have any hopes or desires for your child to someday go into politics....be very aware of how their name may affect their political aspirations. It may be due to my Asian ancestry that I caught this, but the poor candidates name is "Barry Wong". All I could think about was hearing them announce this man for his candidacy and the speaker mysteriously has my mother's Asian accented voice saying, "Barry Wong for city counsel. He's Barry, Barry Wong!" And for those poor souls who don't understand why this is so funny to me, Barry Wong sounds very much like "very wrong" with an Asian accent.

InSAnitY

Websters Dictionary defines insanity as:

Insanity: 1 : a deranged state of the mind usually occurring as a specific disorder (as schizophrenia)
2 : such unsoundness of mind or lack of understanding as prevents one from having the mental capacity required by law to enter into a particular relationship, status, or transaction or as removes one from criminal or civil responsibility
3 a : extreme folly or unreasonableness b : something utterly foolish or unreasonable.

For all intents and purposes of this blog, we will be referring to definition 3. extreme folly or unreasonableness; something utterly foolish or unreasonable.

Motherhood is not easy. I've heard said that people say being a mother is one of the hardest jobs out there. I would have to agree. Being a mother of three, I've learned a few things. One of these being, children will make you crazy! There is nothing in this world that I have found so far that can make a person feel more emotions than any brain should allow within a 2 second time span like your children can. With one action, these little people can make you angry, scared, proud, frustrated, sad, and trying to hold back a laugh all at the same time.....NO WONDER I'M CRAZY!

After having baby #3, I've decided something. I've decided that I need a healthy way to ventilate and share all of these emotions to avoid complete emotional overload. I found that with each child I've lost a little bit of who Mrs. Insanity was, and have become simply mommy insanity. And, though I don't think I could ever return to being just plain old Mrs. Insanity....I think I can resurrect some of who she was.

So, here is my random blog. A place for me to share some of who Mrs. Insanity is. A place where I'm not gushing on about my children, sharing photos of the insanity-inducers, and talking constantly about their daily accomplishments. My forum for sharing my out-of-left-field thoughts that randomly pop up from out of nowhere. For instance:

I used to be a singer. And by "used to be" I mean that I used to perform quite a bit in public forums as a vocal performer. I loved music and loved to sing. My vocal stylings ranged from opera and broadway musicals to alternative, country, and jazz. I still love music and love to sing, but it has been years since I've really performed....and my vocal abilities have suffered due to it....as has my musical repretiore.....I was playing a self-made game with my children where they had to name that tune.....I realized something very sad. I know the lyrics and tunes to way too many Children's movies and TV shows. I can't even tell you what show's are on Broadway anymore, or who most of the popular singers are on the radio anymore. This only tells me a couple of things. First: I watch way too many movies and way too much TV with my kids! Second, I'd better not go on any game shows that ask questions about current pop culture. I'd be one of the losers that walks away without any money because I couldn't even make it to the $25,000 mark due to missing the easy question about who sings the song that was top of the charts for X amount of weeks. Guess I'd better stick to the game shows where winning money is due to random chance.

Note: Let it be known that I do love being an insane mommy....I wouldn't trade any of my insanity-inducers for all the sanity in the world! I mean who am I kidding....the quiet environment alone would be enough to put me in an asylum! It's just nice to have a place and purpose that's more than being insanity-inducers mommy!