What has caused me to come to this conclusion? Well let me tell you...
Exhibit A:
Two mornings ago I got going early in the morning and apparently I put too many things on my plate...I was trying to dye some pants darker, get the kids out the door to school, eat breakfast, listen to some scriptures and take care of Milo. If you know Milo at all you know that he should have been enough for me all by himself. On top of all that I decided to hand wash one of my shirts in my sink. I left the water running while I attended to something else. (Don't ask me what, I can't remember now. Yes, I am my mother's daughter.) About 20 minutes later I was looking for Milo wondering what he had gotten into now, when I heard the water and thought, "How did he get the water on?" And then it hit me.
I had left the water running. Oh crap. Water, water, everywhere. Thankfully, no permanent damage done, but end exhibit A.
Exhibit B:
Later that night we went to Neptune park for Family Home Evening. I was following Milo around when I stopped momentarily to find Indie and make sure he wasn't wandering off or getting into trouble. Once I had found him I looked down at Milo and he was wandering in front of the moving swings. So in order to save him from a concussion I grabbed his arm to pull him out of the way. POP! went his arm and Milo began to cry. He calmed down after a while, but anytime he moved his arm he would start crying again. I knew something had been dislocated. At the Instacare I was told that his elbow had been dislocated and that hereafter he would have nursemaid's elbow, where it would dislocate much more easily until he is about 5. Fabulous! And I gave it to him.
Exhibit C:
Park has been saving up his money and decided he wanted to get a new Lego set with it. Scott took him and as soon as he got home he got it out to put it together. There were two instruction books and two packages of Legos in this particular set. He was about to mix up the two packages when I stopped him and said, "I think the first book of instructions goes to one package, and the other book goes to the second package." Park looked at me like I had no clue about Legos. "No, mom," he said and then he proceeded to explain why I was wrong and that you had to open both packages to put the set together. Then he said, "See, I'm smarter than you." Of course he was right.
So there you have it. With that kind of evidence in a court of law I would officially be ruled as dumb! ;)