Picture this:
It is the summer of 1999 and I am a freshman at BYU, sitting in the computer lab on the ground floor of the library. We are talking the
old library, my friends. Remember it? A young man sits down next to me. I barely notice and am quite surprised when he starts up a conversation with me. We aren't talking one-word-answers-type-of-conversation. I realize that there is actually a hint of flirtation on his end of it. Hmmmm. I size him up. Cute in a 1990 Bayside High type of way. Floppy blond hair, blue eyes, definitely from Utah. Not my type, but I'm open-minded, right? He asks me what I am working on, which happens to be a paper for my dance class. Aren't I cute and feminine?
And then it happens - the event you envision happening the day you receive your acceptance letter from BYU.
The RM I met five minutes ago asks if I would like to go out sometime.
I say sure.....he gets my number......
And never calls.
WHAT-EVER!
Fast forward to fall semester. It is a misty early morning and I am walking to an 8 am Spanish class (8 AM?! Yes, I was young and stupid). I am headed towards Maiser Hill and right as I walk towards the doughy morning aroma of
Brick Oven, I see Mr. Blondie, the very one who never called. He is across the street from me, and I have no fear of him recognizing me. I
always remember people and they
never remember me. Plus if he did recognize me, he wouldn't want to be seen, right?
The unthinkable happens and he calls my name and crosses the street to come chat me up.
At this point I become very aware of the fact that I have no make-up on, several blemishes, and my greasy hair pulled back. Stupid early morning class. If I am going to run into the guy who never called I want to look hot and adorable all at once (take that, lame-o!), not unwashed and matted (whew, thank goodness I fed that number to my dog).
He walks with me and chats away like it hasn't been a month and half since we last (and first) talked, and I start to wonder if maybe he had just previously lost my number or something and actually is interested. I quickly figure out a way to tell.
We are about to reach the corner of campus where you have a choice to go up a very steep group of stairs that takes you straight up to the edge of campus or a gradual ramp which will take you further in. Either way can take you to any building that you might need. Almost everyone chooses the ramp. I usually do.
He asks which way I go, and I point towards the steep stairs, testing to see if, in his interest of maintaining contact, he will choose the same way. I picture him trudging up the stairs next to me and breathlessly asking for my number again at the top.
What is his response?
Oh, I take the ramp. See you later.The stairs were especially steep that day.
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He was the only stranger who has ever come close to hitting on me (and at this point I think he did it on a dare). It hasn't happened since. Now, I know that any time I am in public now I usually have a couple of drooling rug rats hanging off me. And sure, my usual choice of attire - the fuzzy hooded black sweater that is somewhat reminiscent of an ape costume- isn't exactly screaming for that kind of attention.
But not even one measly "How
you doing?" from the homeless-looking guy at the gas station?
Let me tell you ladies, your husband can be the most attractive man in the world (and mine is), and that'll still keep you humble.