Brookie and Jefe

Brooke has been dealing with this S*&! all summer.

...Pick out a book that requires focus and attention. Sit down in a nice confy chair. Wait! Before you start, play this video and then read.




THIS IS WHAT I ENDURE EVERYDAY WHILE TRYING TO FOCUS IN THE WILKINSON CENTER WHILE WAITING FOR BROOKE!

THANKS B.Y.Douche.

Try to figure this one out...Oh man.

OK. school has me reading, literally for eight hours a day. I haven't had time to do anything, least of all think about school, but I took a break from reading about John Dewey today and I came across this!

First of all that is a rockin' helmet mullet.
Second of all, there's a monkey in the library!
Thirdly, what's up with the Ghostbuster style Dewey decimal cards being tossed everywhere.
Then there's the gun that he aims at that lesbian-ish betrothed and shoots her. Her response is to playfully grab his nose and take it.
What about the unnatural levitation, and the floating keyboard.

...That's right, I no longer have those give dirty looks (unless I catch Brooke watching the E! Network-BOO!)


IT'S SUMMER TIME!

she lost my book mark in the book. Since she has been reading it for the past three days I'm not sure exactly what page I'm on.

I will be hiding her Martha Stewart Magazines too.

The librarian at my school gave me the Hunger Games by Susan Collins to read. I think it's a little advanced to read to sixth graders but it's a humdinger of a dystopian novel. Very visceral and raw in the way it tells it's story. I find myself becoming a bit squeamish when it comes time for the hunger games. It may sound like I don't like it but I am enjoying it immensely.

At least I was.

Brooke has swiped the book from me. Even as I write this she is reading the book. What's worse is she read the ending first, so she has stolen this engrossing story, to which she already knows the end, and I am left wondering what will happen next.

I think I'm going to hide her Oprah Magazines until she gives me the book back.