The Absolute Best Carrot Cake Recipe To Make For Easter (Or Anytime!)

Which dish is more suited for Easter than a carrot cake? None, I say! And lucky for y’all, I have the best recipe for you to try. This recipe is tried and true and absolutely delicious. Many people have said “this is the best carrot cake I’ve ever had!”

This Brown Butter Carrot Cake comes to us from Handle the Heat. It’s surprisingly quick and honestly quite easy, and it’s my go-to carrot cake recipe, even though browning the butter takes some extra time. It’s totally worth it!

I hope you give this recipe a try, and have a happy Easter, or just an awesome Sunday in general.

-AMS

Today I Am Ten, or, the Miracle of ScalziYears

And you say to yourself, what? Scalzi, you are not ten years old today! You are just barely a month away from being 57! The only juvenile you are is juvenile elderly! Stop being a faker, you faker!

To which I respond: Yes, I am fifty-six and eleven(ish) months old… on Earth. But as you know, I have a minor planet named after me, and its orbital period is just a shade under 5.7 earth years long. If you were to position 52692 Johnscalzi (1998 FO8) on the day of my birth, today is the day it would have made its tenth complete orbit since then. Thus, ten ScalziYears. Today, I am ten ScalziYears old.

How will I celebrate such a momentous occasion? As it happens I have a gathering of friends at the church today. It’s for something else entirely but I might bring a cake anyway. And otherwise, I’m taking it easy. It’s nice that this time around it slots in just between Good Friday and Easter. Easter Saturday always feels a little left out of the holiday swing of things, I’m glad this year to give something to do.

My next ScalziYear birthday will be December 12, 2031, so you have lots of time to prepare. Get ready!

— JS

PS: that coin with my asteroids orbit on it was given to me by a fan at the San Antonio Pop Madness convention (whose name escapse me at the moment but they can certainly announce themselves in the comments), and it was super-cool to get it. The other side of the coin is just as awesome:

I have the best fans, honestly.

Next Week in Upper Arlington, OH

I’m popping up to the Columbus area next Monday at 6pm to take part in an event sponsored by the Ohioana Library, celebrating 100 years of Ohio authors (of which I count as one, considering that 95% of my novels, including my debut novel Old Man’s War, were written here in this state). In my event we’ll talk a bit about me and also a bit about Roger Zelazny (born in Euclid, OH), making a throughline about science fiction in Ohio. It’ll be fun! Plus I’ll probably sign books and may even talk a bit about my upcoming novel Monsters of Ohio. It seems appropriate.

In any event: See you at Storyline Bookshop in Upper Arlington, April 6 at 6pm!

— JS

The Big Idea: Annye Driscoll

Feeling crafty? Cosplayer and author Annye Driscoll has got you covered, with their newest book showing you how to work with pretty much every material you could ever hope to sew. Grab a thimble and check out the Big Idea forย Ultimate Encyclopedia of Fabrics & Unconventional Materials.

ANNYE DRISCOLL:

โ€œCan you expand it to includeโ€ฆ everything?โ€

Ominous words from my editor that led to the biggest and best thing Iโ€™ve ever made.ย 

(And Iโ€™ve made some really cool stuff! Including a six-foot-long hot dog on a fork and a suit of armor for a spider.)

When I pitched what would become my third book, I called it โ€œSewing with Difficult Fabricsโ€ and it was targeted firmly at the cosplay sewist. Sequins, faux leather, plastic furโ€”these are the weirdo kinds of materials that costumers struggle with, but that the average sewist will use very rarely. My goal was to help my fellow weird-thing-makers!

When Iโ€™m not an author and cosplayer, Iโ€™m a software developer. Iโ€™m very familiar with scope creep: when the project expands and expands and balloons out of control. Iโ€™m comfortable with my boundaries and I have no issue pointing out and turning down scope creep, when I need to.

With Fabrics, what happened wasnโ€™t so much scope creep asโ€ฆscope jump scare. Scope avalanche. My editor saw my outline, added a few things that fit the theme, and then added basically everything else. She liked the concept of the book and my previous work, and thought we had a chance to make something big, comprehensive, and seriously cool.

The resulting book is a literal encyclopedia: Ultimate Encyclopedia of Fabrics & Unconventional Materials. I researched, practiced with, and then explained how to work with over a hundred kinds of fabric, and then added in some weird materials for the costumers. (Like paper! A surprisingly satisfying material to sew with.)ย 

(And, although I want to boast, thereโ€™s no way to say something like โ€œit includes every kind of fabric.โ€ Fiber arts are literally thousands of years old; there areโ€”and have beenโ€”thousands of variations of fabrics and textiles.)

I got confused a lot. Did you know that sometimes two-way and four-way stretch fabrics are referred to as โ€œone-wayโ€ and โ€œtwo-wayโ€ fabrics? So if youโ€™re trying to buy a two-way fabric, you may see it labeled as โ€œtwo-wayโ€ or โ€œone-wayโ€.ย 

And oh my gosh, the language differences. What I in the United States call a muslinโ€”a practice piece for a future projectโ€”is actually a type of fabric in British English. A muslin is also often referred to as a toileโ€ฆ which is a second, completely different kind of fabric. I had to decide, at one point, that I was writing the book from my own, American English perspective, and that Iโ€™d just do what I could to anticipate and reduce confusion.

All that to say: writing an encyclopedia was really hard. It was, by far, the hardest Iโ€™ve ever worked on a single project. Over 500 of my own photographs are in the book. I messaged, wooed, and profoundly thanked a little over fifty guest makers (imagine wrangling release signatures out of fifty artsy-fartsy folks!). I had to keep a list of โ€œI decided to spell words this wayโ€ to try to maintain consistency (I went with nonslip over non-slip, for example).

And it was worth it. I am so proud. Writing and photographing Fabrics made me a better teacher, photographer, and maker. It pushed my limits and tested my tenacity. I am so so proud of it.

I canโ€™t wait for folks to learn from it, to be inspired by it, and to make cool stuff with it!


Check out excerpts from the Supplies and Knits chapters of the encyclopedia here.

Ultimate Encyclopedia of Fabrics and Unconventional Materials: Amazon|Barnes and Noble|Bookshop.org|Waterstones|Indigo| signed copy on the authorโ€™s website

Author’s socials: Website|Instagram

March Marches On

March was a much busier month than I expected it to be, but it also flew by and I feel like I can’t even keep track of what all happened. I don’t know how we’re at the end of March already, and yet the trip to Colorado I took at the beginning of the month feels very far away. Somehow there’s never enough time to do anything, and when I look back at what I haveย done it feels like nothing got accomplished at all. It’s like every single day I have no free time and am always running around doing something, but then at the end of the day it feels like nothing even got done.

This past month I’ve truly felt so overwhelmed by everything. And when I say everything I mean any and every little thing stresses me out in a disproportionate way. It’s like my brain doesn’t know the difference between a small problem and a catastrophic one, and so my response to either ends up being the most extreme reaction possible and results in a meltdown and a paralysis of my ability to function.

Every issue is day-ruining, every problem brings me to tears, nothing feels possible to overcome, whether it be the laundry, grocery shopping, or calling the plumber for the tenth time because of leaking in the basement. Everything takes so much longer to accomplish than I think it will. I am either not managing my time well or maybe just not budgeting for things correctly in the first place. Surely it’s a combination of both.

There’s always something more to do. It never ends. There is never a moment of “whew, I got everything done!” The satisfaction of completion, of achievement, never comes. The stress doesn’t end, it continues from one day into the next. I go to sleep anxious and stressed about the problems tomorrow me will face, and then tomorrow me wakes up and is stressed about the problems that have to be taken care of that day. It feels like a vicious cycle and I feel like I’ll never be free.

I keep thinking it will get better, but it hasn’t.

But if I explain the things that are causing me so much stress, I just sound ridiculous and more than a little pathetic. I mean, everyone has bills. Everyone has dishes and laundry to do. Everyone has appointments to keep. Everyone has to grocery shop and cook for themselves. These are very normal, well known life things that everyone does and manages on a day-to-day basis. So why am I drowning? I don’t even have a 9 to 5 or kids or anything that makes my life so much harder and more overwhelming than everyone else’s. In fact, I have the opposite! I have financial security and a WFH job and supportive family and friends, and I still feel suffocated by the menial, tedious, repetitive tasks of daily life.

Every task takes so much amping up for me to do. I cannot simply do a task, I have to work up to said task. I have to prepare mentally to accomplish the task. I need proper motivation, and I so rarely have it.

There are so many things within the house I thought would be done by now, like furnishing the sun room, painting the walls, fixing up the guest bedroom, and yet none of these have been accomplished despite having moved in in November. I just thought these things would be done by now. Or at least started. But they’re not. And my Christmas tree is still up.

Plus, nothing feels like it matters in the face of what’s happening in the world, but that’s a tale as old as time and told by everyone at this point. It hardly feels like an excuse anymore. Oh no, I’m witnessing unspeakable horrors all day every day! Well, time to do the dishes. At least I still have running water, unlike people near data centers. Oh, they’re building a data center twelve miles away from me? Right, right. Well, I guess I’ll just go ahead and do my taxes. Oh, the US is committing horrific acts of war with our tax dollars? Again? Right, right.

I know I’m sounding very doomer, and I rarely bring these types of thoughts here, but good lord March wasย heavyย and I can’t really figure out why it was so bad. But it was, and I posted pretty much zero content. I don’t want to feel like my writing doesn’t matter, and I don’t want to feel like the things I do in my day to day life don’t matter, but that’s where I’m at right now. I know a lot of people feel the same way.

I’m hoping to catch up with a lot of posts, as Iย haveย been doing really fun and exciting stuff. And as frustrated as I am that all the good things in life are continuously tainted by the fact we live in a world run by the most evil people imaginable, I am still looking forward to sharing those good things with y’all. Because they do exist, despite it all.

-AMS

The Big Idea: EC Wolfe

Though we flip through a story’s pages as quickly as our eyes allow, do we ever stop to think about the story that lies in between the pages? The one that happens off-screen, out of sight, and in the background? Author EC Wolfe has, and she used these thoughts to craft a new novel in her Kerovosian Chronicles series,ย Shrike.

EC WOLFE:

Iโ€™m sure Iโ€™m not the first to say that real characters and stories donโ€™t have to come from some deep place to be compelling.ย  Compelling characters and stories come from real places, places that we can connect to as individuals.ย  This is why, as an author, I spend a lot of my time asking โ€œWhat if?โ€ย  Granted, asking the question aloud has gained me a reputation for being a little bit weird, but asking the questions of myself and then answering them on paper has gained me a reputation as an author.

My hard drive is full of answers to โ€œWhat if?โ€ left in folders labeled Scrap.ย  These ideas languish in digital purgatory until I can answer the next question, โ€œWhat happens next?โ€ย  The answer to that question is singularly responsible for the second two books in the Water Girl series; I just kept answering it.

Shrike is different.

Shrike is the sixth book in the Kerovosian Chronicles, but itโ€™s not โ€œWhat happens next?โ€ nor is it โ€œWhat if?โ€ ย  Shrike is the answer to a question that could have been asked in books one through five, but those books were about Chana and Thorne, and Voil and Kade, and Navi and Harker, and Ceff and Nythan, and Kerovos.

But this book isnโ€™t about them.ย  Itโ€™s about the ones who brought Kerovosโ€™s plan to fruition and yet were little more than a footnote for their troubles.ย  Shrike isnโ€™t about what happens next, itโ€™s what happened when we werenโ€™t looking.ย  The Shrikes didnโ€™t just appear and help out of the goodness of their hearts, so where did they come from?ย  What sort of person would take Kerovos up on a job offer?ย  What did it cost them and what did they gain?ย  Did anyone ever know what they did?

It stuck out to me that there were several stories left untold once Iโ€™d finished the fifth book, several characters that deserved the pages necessary to explain their motives, their victories, and their failures.ย  Like ours, the world of the Kerovosian Chronicles is full of players shuffling about on a game board, for good or ill.ย  Some of them stood out more, and like a tag you canโ€™t rip out, it bothered me until I took the time to figure out why.ย  I realized that Kerovos had taken their glory in his eponymous book and I felt compelled to give it back to them.ย  Itโ€™s an honor to grant them the story theyโ€™d been denied, these characters who made choices just like you or I.ย  Hard choices.ย  Painful choices.

Like any other characters of my invention, these characters arenโ€™t perfect.ย  It feels disingenuous to write perfect people since I have yet to find a person, now or in history, who was or is.ย  Instead, these characters are real because they arenโ€™t perfect.ย  As I mentioned, itโ€™s not deep.ย  You can throw a little deus ex machina in there to help them along but itโ€™s still about the choices people make.ย  There are always more What Ifs and scrap on the hard drive, but for now, Iโ€™m happy to share Shrike.ย  A story about real people and the answer (but not really) to yet another โ€œWhat happens next?โ€


Shrike:ย Amazon

Author’s socials:ย Facebook

The Minor Planet Johnscalzi in Motion

See that tiny dot cruising across the night sky here? That’s my asteroid, imaged by a fellow JoCo Cruiser Geordan Rosario. He was excited to show it to me, but not nearly as excited as I was to see it in action. Look! That’s my space potato! In motion! How cool as that?

This is a good time to note that I have been given a few other commemorative items regarding my space potato this month, which I didn’t post about because I was traveling, but now that I’m at home for two whole weeks, I’ll catch up with them in a separate post.

Space Potato!

— JS

Going Off the Rails

Photo by Kelly Wright

Every year on the JoCo Cruise, the final concert includes a set of songs from musicians who passed in the previous year, and this year I sang one of them: “Crazy Train” by Ozzy Osbourne. Of course, if I was going to sing Ozzy, why not go all out about it, so here is me with Ozzy hair and glasses and all-black look, belting my brains out (the green Crocs, I will note, are original to me).

I think it went over well. And I hit most of my notes, including the high ones, which is always good. And the audience had fun with it, which was the most important part. I hope wherever Ozzy might be, he looked down and smiled rather than said “wtf.” The tribute was sincere.

For everyone about to ask, there are snippets of video on Bluesky, at the very least, and I imagine the cruise itself will post a full video at some point. But for the moment, please enjoy the photos.

Ozzy Osbourne did not leave this mortal plane; no. He has inhabited a new vessel, mild-mannered science fiction writer John Scalzi, who retains nothing of his former self but his Crocs. @scalzi.com @jococruise.bsky.social

Kelly Wright (@omnikel.bsky.social) 2026-03-28T05:07:58.253Z

— JS

Well, It Finally Happened

I always wondered which of my books would be the first to be banned, and now I know:

Via this post from @thebloggess.bsky.social, I learn that my book Lock In has been banned from schools in New Braunfels, TX. There is irony here in that Lock In won the Alex Award from the ALA, given for "adult books suitable for teens." thebloggess.com/2026/03/25/t…

John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) 2026-03-26T08:09:00.591Z

I'm on a cruise so I'll have more to say about it at a later time, but the short version of this is, of course, fuck censorship, and also, my books will outlast these motherfuckers, we'll see them (politically) dead and in the ground and my books will be there to piss on their (metaphorical) graves.

John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) 2026-03-26T08:09:00.592Z

As noted above, I’ll likely have more to say about this when I get back the JoCo Cruise, but for now, two points, which I may expand upon in a later post:

1. On a personal level, I don’t expect this ban to move the needle much, positively or negatively, for sales of Lock In, which has been out for a dozen years now;

2. Please refrain from exclaiming “Having your book banned just means you’ll sell more!” or something similar in the comments. One, it’s absolutely not true for the vast majority of books that get banned; the usual result is a net loss for authors and publishers. Two, this is sort of comment that, however well-intentioned to be supportive, minimizes the seriousness of book banning as an intentional policy. The busybodies banning books in New Braunfels targeted more than 1,500 books, not just mine. None of that is a thing to be happy about; there is no actual upside to book bans.

— JS

A Quick Check-In From Mexico

Oh, hello. The JoCo Cruise is in full swing now and last night we had the “land concert” in Loreto, Mexico, and while there (and in between snapping pictures of the performers), I got this photo of Krissy. She was having a good time.

And so am I! Fabulous cruise with fabulous people and it’s humming along nicely. I’ll post about it more when I’m back on land, I’m sure. In the meantime, I hope you’re all well.

— JS

The Big Idea: Tiffani Angus & Val Nolan

You know ’em, you love ’em, authors Tiffani Angus and Val Nolan are back again with another installment of their speculative fiction guidebooks. Hop on board the Big Idea to see how they’ve done it again in Spec Fic for Newbies Vol. 3: A Beginner’s Guide to Writing Even More Subgenres of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror.

TIFFANI ANGUS & VAL NOLAN:

Imagine a classic scene: A car driving down a lonely rural roadโ€ฆ a bright light overheadโ€ฆ an examination table aboard an alien spacecraftโ€ฆ and then, instead of the typical medical business, our protagonistโ€”letโ€™s call her Sallyโ€”finds herself sitting across from an extraterrestrial. This being communicates with a curious thought-to-text translator device it places on the table. When the entity speaks, its words appear in the air between them:

โ€œMy species has learned all we can about your physiology. Now we wish to know about your culture. Does your societyโ€ฆ tell stories?โ€

Sally, whoโ€™s been studying Creative Writing, is only too happy to discuss this. โ€œWe sure do,โ€ she says. โ€œLots of different kinds! Science Fiction stories, Fantasy, Horror. And they take all sorts of different forms, like written fiction, TV shows, comics booksโ€ฆโ€

The alienโ€™s already wide eyes expand even further. โ€œAnd your species just instinctively understands how to tell these stories?โ€

โ€œI mean, kinda. Weโ€™ve been doing it since we sat around campfires in the Ice Age. But we benefit from practice, you know? Plus, it helps to have guidance from enthusiastic instructors. Not literary snobs who want to make everyone write the same way as them but people sympathetic to the kinds of stories you want to tell.โ€

โ€œAnd does one need to go to a school or university for this?โ€

โ€œNot necessarily. Some people whoโ€™ve taught Creative Writing at universities have written books about it.โ€ Sally looks around, finds her backpack (which conveniently materialized beside her), and pulls out a copy of Spec Fic for Newbies Vol. 3: A Beginnerโ€™s Guide to Writing Even More Subgenres of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror by Tiffani Angus and Val Nolan. โ€œThis, for example, helps novice scribblers and even more seasoned writers learn how to write thirty different subgenres and major tropes. It gives deep dives into the history and development of each subgenre or trope, offers spotterโ€™s guides to their typical manifestations, and provides writing exercises to get you started. Plus, itโ€™s all based on real classroom experience!โ€

โ€œSubgenresโ€ฆโ€ The alienโ€™s word floats in the air. โ€œWe have heard of these. So many to keep track of.โ€

Sally thinks about this for a moment. She reaches for the translator. โ€œCan Iโ€ฆ?โ€

The alien nods.

Sally quickly finds the translatorโ€™s settings and alters a couple of font choices. โ€œThere,โ€ she says, returning the device, โ€œIโ€™ve set it so that when I mention a subgenre thatโ€™s in Spec Fic 3, it will appear in bold. Thatโ€™s what they do in the book. Like all thisโ€โ€”she gestures around the silver roomโ€”โ€œis a recognizable Alien Abduction narrative. But the book covers everything from Dinosaur Tales to Swashbuckling Fantasy to Fungal Horror to Superheroes.โ€

โ€œFascinating.โ€ The alien considers the book. โ€œI wish Iโ€™d been able to study this.โ€

โ€œThey donโ€™t teach Creative Writing at Space Academies?โ€

โ€œOur universities mostly produce Mad Scientists,โ€ the alien says. โ€œOh!โ€ It points at the bolded word. โ€œIt did the thing!โ€

Sally smiles. โ€œItโ€™s fun, isnโ€™t it? Plus, when Angus and Nolan discuss subgenres in the other volumes of the series, they underline its name so you can track it down easily.โ€

โ€œYes.โ€ The alien turns Spec Fic for Newbies over in its spindly fingers. โ€œI was wondering: can I just jump in with this third volume?โ€

โ€œOh absolutely! Theyโ€™re all stand-alone books. Though if you want to know more about the previous onesโ€ฆโ€ She takes out her phone. โ€œHave you got wi-fi here? Like, space wi-fi?โ€

The alien turns the translator upside down and shows her the password.

โ€œOkay, cool,โ€ Sally says, logging on. โ€œSo, Angus and Nolan have written about the previous volumes on Scalziโ€™s blog. You can read about Volume One here and Volume Two here.โ€ She passes her phone to the alien, who reads the blog posts with interest.

โ€œAnd people find these guides useful?โ€ it asks.

โ€œUseful and enjoyable,โ€ Sally says. โ€œThe first two volumes were included on the Locus Recommended Reading List and shortlisted for the British Science Fiction Association Awards and British Fantasy Awards. Those are, like, big deals on our planet.โ€

โ€œThe section on Magic Schools and Dark Academia sounds interesting,โ€ says the alien, now looking through the table of contents. โ€œAs does the section about Magical Realism.โ€

โ€œI like some of the horror stuff myself,โ€ Sally says. โ€œIโ€™ve lately given a go to writing about Near Death Experiences and Urban Gothic and Weird Fiction.โ€

โ€œAnd?โ€

โ€œAnd Iโ€™ve been trying lots of things that I never thought Iโ€™d try. The book is really encouraging that way. Angus and Nolan donโ€™t believe in gatekeeping. The whole ethos of Spec Fic for Newbies revolves around bringing people into the realms of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror by giving them the tools to explore these really rich and rewarding imaginary worlds.โ€

โ€œI see thereโ€™s lots of jokes, too,โ€ the alien says, the translator registering its chuckles as a series of curious emojis.ย 

Sally makes an affirmative noise. โ€œYeah, the authors have a really snarky sense of humor. Angus and Nolan donโ€™t take themselves too seriously, which is another thing that separates this book from the really dry, old-school academic writing guides. Though, of course, that doesnโ€™t mean the book isnโ€™t smartโ€”โ€

The alien holds up the section on End of the Universe stories. โ€œI can see that.โ€

โ€œโ€”but it does mean itโ€™s approachable. Anyone can read Spec Fic for Newbies. Anyone can learn from this book. Thatโ€™s their big idea!โ€

โ€œBugs!!!โ€ the alien suddenly shouts.

โ€œWhere?!โ€

โ€œPage 229!โ€

Sally laughs. โ€œI havenโ€™t got to that part yet!โ€

โ€œThis book tells us much about humanity,โ€ the alien says, โ€œas well as things about Elves and Kaiju.โ€

โ€œAnd weโ€™ve barely even covered half of the subgenres here!โ€

The alien returns the book to Sally. โ€œWhere can I get my own copy?โ€

โ€œDirect from Luna Press.โ€ She opens up the website. โ€œOr from any of your usual retailers.โ€

โ€œI think I would like to beam down and pick one up right away!โ€

โ€œGreat,โ€ says Sally, โ€œletโ€™s go get you writing!โ€


Spec Fic For Newbies Vol. 3:ย Amazon|Barnes & Noble|Amazon UK|Blackstone UK|Waterstones UK

Author socials:ย Tiffani’s Website|Val’s Website|Tiffani’s Bluesky|Vals’ Bluesky

A Bacon Taste Test: Because That’s What The Internet Is For

Today I was ordering a panini from the local sandwich joint, when I saw behind the counter that they had individually packaged slices of bacon. Though I have tried many a cured meat throughout the years, including dubious meat sticks, I haveย neverย seen individually packaged, fully cooked, flavored bacon. Of course, I knew I had to try every flavor they had available, especially since they were only a buck a piece.

Check these bad boys out:

Four individually packaged pieces of fully cooked bacon, each in their respectively colored packages based on the flavor.

These bacons come to us from Riff’s Smokehouse, creator of hot sauces and bacon, apparently. Here we have four out of their five flavors, as the fifth flavor was not available to me.

Each piece is 110 calories, and has 5g of protein per slice. When selecting my pieces, I actually rifled through the shop’s selection a good bit to find some sizeable pieces, as slice sizes were not all that consistent, funny enough. There were some skinny mini pieces of bacon! So, if you find these in the wild, find yourself a thicc slice.

Thankfully, you can see through the back to the full picture of what you’re getting into:

The four packages of bacon, flipped over so you can see each piece in its entirety through the clear plastic.

Anyways, the package says to microwave them for 5 seconds, but I figured most people who are buying these “on-the-go” bacons will not have immediate access to a microwave, so I actually tasted each piece right out the package first, andย thenย microwaved them and tried them all again. Science!

I started with the Sweet flavor. The bacon was sort of stiff, like a bit hard to chew through. It was a little sweet but not as sweet as I would’ve imagined the flavor “Sweet” to be. Definitely not overwhelming if you’re not the biggest fan of overly sweet meats. After microwaving it for five seconds, it didn’t seem all that warm, so I microwaved it for another five (ten total, for those counting along at home), and promptly burned my mouth on the literally sizzling piece of meat. So, don’t do ten seconds.

For the Sweet & Spicy flavor, it was actually a little bit tougher than the previous piece. Reminded me a lot more of something like a jerky. Jerky-esque, if you will. Initially, I didn’t think it was spicy at all. It just had sort of a more savory, smoky flavor, but after microwaving it it actually got more of a kick to it, leaving a touch of heat in the back of my throat.

For the Red Curry, I was sure this one would be spicier than the rest, but it was oddly sweet. The spices involved gave it a nice complexity that the regular “Sweet” didn’t have to it. This piece had a really good texture with lots of fattiness throughout (I like chewy, fattier bacon). After microwaving it, it crisped up just a little bit and tasted even better warm.

Finally, for the Raspberry Chipotle, I once again expected heat what with chipotle being in the name. No heat came, but it had an excellent raspberry flavor that wasn’t artificial tasting or too overwhelming. This piece had a nice, softer texture and was the thickest cut out of all the pieces I’d had. This was my favorite of the four.

If you go on Riff’s website, you can buy a variety pack of all five flavors, with three pieces of each, for a little less than $33. This comes out to about $2.15 a slice. If you commit to just one flavor, you get 12 pieces for $23 bucks, which comes out to $1.91 a slice. So, pick your poison! I’d go for the variety pack, because variety is the spice of life. If you get it and try the fifth flavor I didn’t get to, let me know how it is.

Are you a crispy bacon or chewy bacon person? Do you like maple syrup with your bacon? Let me know in the comments, and have a great day!

-AMS

View From a Hotel Window, 3/20/26: San Diego

There is a parking lot visible in the photo, I will note. That said, this is not the usual parking lot photo from when I travel.

San Diego is lovely. But then, when is it not. We will be in it only briefly before setting sail on this year’s installment of the JoCo Cruise. Try to have fun without us for a week.

Oh, and happy equinox! Spring is here. Thank God.

— JS

“Death is a Beautiful Cobalt Blue” Release Day!

Hey, everyone! You may remember my post from 2024 over my friend Jon R. Mohr’s album he released that summer, Bioluminescent Soundwaves. Well, I’m happy to report that Jon has come out with a brand new song,ย Death is a Beautiful Cobalt Blue.

This eleven-minute composure featuring the vocals of Julie Elven is a piece that comes from deep within Mohr’s very soul, as it is the result of years of stress and existential crises. He mentions that this work is inspired by T. J. Lea’s story, “I Bought My Wife a Life Extension Plan,” which he listened to the audio drama of in January 2025.

According to Mohr, the story really spoke to him and was practically a mirror to him and his wife, who was diagnosed with POTS back in 2023.

Following the diagnosis, her job let her go, and each following job failed to accommodate her medical needs appropriately. Between the medical stress, job insecurity, financial complications, and facing the physical struggles of POTS, the couple experienced their fair share of breakdowns and emotional turmoil.

Within this story, Mohr says it entailed the most beautiful depiction of death he’d ever heard, and it brought him comfort. He decided then and there that he’d believe in this version of the afterlife, even if it made no sense, because all that mattered was that it brought him comfort, and that works for him.

Things are much better now, with Mohr’s wife having a great remote job and a better handle on her physical symptoms, plus the two of them are closer than ever. The journey through all of this made Mohr truly appreciate friends, family, and the simple things in life.

In Mohr’s own words:

Death Is a Beautiful Cobalt Blue is the result of all of that. It’s an exaltation of life, loss, beauty, and grief. It doesn’t shame or try to hide pain or the negative aspects of life. It welcomes all of it, because I feel so lucky to be able to experience all these things and truly know what makes life worth living. I also consider myself very lucky to both know what intense happiness and intense pain feel like. Because all of it is life. THIS, now, is all I can guarantee to be true and real.”

So, there you have it. A baring of a composer’s soul and struggles, as well as his joys and comforts. I hope you enjoy it, it really is quite beautiful.

Don’t forget to follow Jon on Instagram, and have a great day!

-AMS

Today in “Look at This Dork”

Krissy and I are on our way to the JoCo Cruise, and as you can tell, we are excited! Well, I am excited, Krissy is, as ever, tolerant. Also I have brought a tiny ukulele, because, after all, is it really a vacation without a tiny ukulele?

Don’t expect too much from me over the next week. Don’t worry, Athena will be around and posting good stuff. As for me, my plan is to get on a boat and not look at the rest of the world for a while. It’s a good plan, which is why I do it annually.

— JS

The Big Idea: Lynne M. Thomas & Katy Rawdon

Like two peas in a time travel pod, archivist and author Katy Rawdon teamed up with Hugo-award winning editor Lynne M. Thomas to craft the perfect time travel narrative. Take a closer look at famous time travel stories from all across the globe inย The Infinite Loop: Archives and Time Travel in the Popular Imagination, with a foreword from one such writer herself, Connie Willis.

KATY RAWDON (a.k.a. KATY JAMES):

Archives are made of time. Time is made of archives. Archives are where time gets mixed up, turned around, and pulled apart.

I have always been obsessed with time, frustrated with it, wanting to tear at it and see whatโ€™s behind and underneath it. No doubt thatโ€™s why I became an archivist some thirty years ago, so that I could look at the physical remnants of time and preserve them, see whatโ€™s missing, and organize and interpret timeโ€™s leftovers for people who, wisely, do not think about time all the… time.

When I was approached to submit an idea (a big idea!) for a book series jointly published by the American Library Association (ALA) and the Society of American Archivists (SAA) called Archival Futures โ€“ a series that tackles big ideas around the archival profession โ€“ there was only one possible topic for me to write about: time.

While the phrase โ€œarchives are like time travelโ€ is thrown around a lot, I knew the relationship between historical records and time was far more complicated. Archives reinforce and challenge our very conceptions of time, of what has happened, of what will happen, of what is truth and what is unknowable. The evidence of archives can be used to demonstrate how the past is so much more faceted than the narrow stories of history we tend to tell ourselves and others. Archives can also be selectively wielded as propaganda, or erased to allow for falsehoods to sprout and flourish in the empty spaces. Time can be illustrated, illuminated, rendered invisible, or constructed in new ways using the material items created in the course of history.ย 

Unfortunately, all of this turned out to be so complicated that the seriesโ€™ word limit of 50,000 was never going to cover it, as I painfully discovered while writing the book proposal.

I am forever grateful that the inimitable Lynne M. Thomas stepped into my creative mess and provided direction: Why not analyze the depiction of both archives and time travel in popular narratives (books, television, movies, etc.) and see what we could unearth? As a romance author (Katy James) as well as an archivist (Katy Rawdon), I was more than happy to spend time in fictional worlds in order to better understand my non-fictional archivist profession.

It turns out that we unearthed a lot โ€“ about cultural views regarding time and time travel, the popular perception of archives and archivists, and the ways current archival theory and practice intersect (or donโ€™t) with ideas about time and time travel.ย 

How does time work? How is it understood by different people and cultures? How do archives help or hinder our understanding of the past (and future)? How can popular narratives about time travel and archives guide archivists to shift their methods to a more expansive, inclusive, transparent approach? How can archival workers apply current archival theory and practice to all of the above ideas to better serve their communities and increase the use of archives?

Researching this book and synthesizing all of the swirling concepts was a real mind-twister of an exercise, trying to write our expansive, big ideas while keeping it succinct and legible for archivists and general readers alike.

We hope weโ€™ve succeeded.

LYNNE M. THOMAS:

Sometimes, if youโ€™re very lucky, the right project turns up at exactly the right time. As a professional rare book librarian, twelve-time Hugo Award winning SFF editor and podcaster, and massive Doctor Who fan, I had a moment of โ€œI was literally made for thisโ€ when Katy explained her concept for the book to me and asked me to join her. My initial contribution was more or less โ€œbut what if we add Doctor Who examples to make all this time stuff understandable,โ€ and then โ€ฆ we got excited. Because when you have the chance to dive deep into a particular rabbit hole that looks perfect for you specifically, you lean hard into your personal weird.ย 

Time travel stories often feature archives to prove the narrative truth of charactersโ€™ experiences. The main character goes into a locked room full of dusty boxes, and immediately finds the one piece of documentary evidence they need to solve their problem, or make sense of their experiences. And yet archivistsโ€”the people tasked with organizing and running archivesโ€”are almost always invisible or nonexistent in these very same narratives. When we do show upโ€ฆwell, it feels like writers havenโ€™t talked to an archivist lately.

Thatโ€ฆbothered us. It turns out, when you have professional archivists and librarians who are also active writers and editors in science fiction, we have thoughts and opinions about how archivists and librarians are portrayed (or not) in fiction and nonfiction. But we thought, maybe weโ€™re seeing a pattern that doesnโ€™t exist, itโ€™s just that โ€œred car syndromeโ€ thing where experts pay more attention to the areas of their expertise in the narratives than non-experts do. Soโ€ฆ we checked. We looked at dozens of time travel stories across novels, comics, television series, and films. We discuss Doctor Who, of course, but also Loki, Star Wars, works by Connie Willis (who wrote our foreword), Octavia Butler, Jodi Taylor, Rivers Solomon, Deborah Harkness, and H.G. Wells, among many, many more. We also looked at a whole lot of archival literatureโ€”how archivists and librarians talk about themselves, their professions, and their work to one another. And because we are both academic librarians, we laid out our findings in a peer-reviewed book.ย 

What we learned is that thereโ€™s a massive divide between what pop culture thinks we do, and what we actually do, and the even greater divide between the level of resources pop culture thinks we have, and what we actually haveโ€ฆand we posit multiple ways to close those gaps.

The Infinite Loop is where archives and pop cultureโ€™s image of archives meet and have a long overdue chat. Our hope is that these conversations will lead to archivists being better able to explain what we do, and have that knowledge spread far and wide across popular culture. Ideally, with some time travel stories that feature archivists as main characters. Itโ€™s well past time.


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Anthropic Settlement Information, Not For Me

The legal firm that is apparently handling at least some of the Anthropic Copyright Settlement case has started sending out notifications of some sort to presumably affected parties. Small problem: Some of these were sent not to the addresses of the presumably affected parties, but to mine.

I have not opened these notifications, as they are not addressed to me, so I don’t know what’s in them or what they say, and I will be henceforth disposing of these notifications unopened. However, if you are Jody Lynn Nye, Sarah Hoyt, Eric S. Brown, Christopher Smith, or the estate of Eric Flint, please be aware that JND Legal Administration is trying to inform you of something (probably that you have works that are eligible to be part of the class action suit).

I have contacted the firm in question and told them about these incorrect addresses and, for the avoidance of doubt, also informed them at no other affected author than me lives at my address. Hopefully that will take. That said, I would not be surprised if I get more notifications, not for me. What a wonderful age of information we live in.

— JS

The Big Idea: J. M. Sidorova

How is it that fairy tales persist? In the Big Idea for The Witch of Prague, author J.M. Sidorova suggests that it might be because they are malleable and can be made to fit more times and places than just their own. To what use has the author put them here? Read on.

J. M. SIDOROVA:

When I think about a Big Idea of a novel, what comes to my mind first is more of a premise, an inceptive sprout from which the novel had grown. In this regard, The Witch of Prague grew out of a common fairy-tale archetype: an old hag gives a magic gift/poison apple to a young girl; think Sleeping beauty, forests, and castles. Except in this case, the archetype was invoked by true stories my Mom had told me about her young adulthood.

Thus, forests became the Cold War era Eastern European bureaucracies, castles became government departments, and the relationship between the hag and the young girl became complicated, as I, in the act of reimagining the fairy tale, subverted the heck out of it.

That said, this novel took a long time to become what it is now; it evolved in fits and starts while a sizeable chunk of my life was going by and the world was changing, and as a result it became a repository of symbolic representations for the ideas that are not new but have been important for me to unpack and highlight.

There is the Hunt of a Unicornย that, historically, fronts a host of contradictory ideas about power asymmetries between women and men; and then there is a Stag Hunt, which, as an example of a game of trust (or, more broadly, public goods game theory, like itโ€™s better known cousin, the prisonerโ€™s dilemma), stands for a balance of trust/cooperation vs. predation/competition in a given society.

There is also the Orwellian idea that authoritarian regimes not just restrict speech and writing, but, far more insidiously, they warp the very meaning, usage, and purpose of words, of the language itself. My main character, Alica, whoโ€™s grown up with mild dyslexia, is primed against such shenanigans because sheโ€™s always thought words were treacherous and out to get her, and one of her ways of fighting back was to invent an imaginary friend, a live typewriter with spider legs and word-swatting pincers.

So many different symbols, in other words, that at some point even I, their compulsive collector, felt that it was too much. And my awesome editors, Rachel Sobel and Huw Evans of Homeward Books, were of the same opinion: wait, is the Stag the same as the Unicorn or not? Author, explain thyself! So I went on an editing rampage, and I think I fixed things, and now all symbols are there to serve the story.ย 

But the big โ€” or at any rate the permeating โ€” idea that I would like to foreground since we are talking speculative fiction here, is what constitutes magic in this book. I think if one creates an alternative, fully magic-enabled reality for oneโ€™s tales, one can give a reader an escape, a full-on suspension of disbelief and all that, and that is fine. But if one instead injects bits of fantastical or magical into our viscerally recognizable reality, one gives a yearning, gives flickering moments of disassociation, of belief, โ€œwhat if it were real?โ€ Itโ€™s like magic comes to you, instead of you taking a vacation to go see magic.

And of course, so many works of speculative fiction do one approach or the other or anything in between. I personally, prefer the latter end of the spectrum over the former. So, what I was trying to do in The Witch of Prague was to have seemingly small, tenuous even amounts of magic within a historically accurate reality, and I was interested to work with this premise: what if magic was generated from scratch under certain unique constellations of circumstances and human lived experiences and emotional states, for instance, extreme trauma or enduring hope or devotion?

It wouldnโ€™t be by anyoneโ€™s design, and it would be hard to predict what or who would become the magicโ€™s โ€œcarrierโ€ once it was produced. It would be a sort of undomesticated, involuntary magic for which no one really knows the rules or capabilities, though one could make assumptions or jump to conclusions according to oneโ€™s beliefs or character, in trying to harness it to oneโ€™s own benefit.

If we agree that as humanity, we have always been โ€œproducingโ€ magic in our stories, histories, and self-narratives (โ€œit was a miracle that I survived!โ€) as a matter of belief or metaphor, to help us parse reality or even just to communicate it โ€” then my premise in this novel simply takes this fact and implements it. Literally and physically.


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