Wednesday, August 30, 2006

《依然范特西》依然故我

He is running out of creativity.
谁讲的?
He is repeating his songs.
谁讲的!
Even his upcoming album shows 江郎才尽。
谁讲的!?

《依然范特西》 Still fantasy?
So long liao, he haven finished fantasizing huh?

Whether u like it, he is coming back with his new album.
After being crowned 最佳新演员for 'N' times and finished his new movie《满城尽带黄金甲》





Will ACT COOL BENG knock G奶LIAN down from 畅销榜,重登国王宝座?

We shall wait for Sept 8.

I am definitely not his die hard fan.
But this song quite cool.
R&B can blend well with 中国腔
If you haven had the chance to hear this... enjoy it here.

See wat happen when act cool beng meets cheena uncle so FARAWAY


Jay Chou 周杰倫 - 千里之外

有时候,不变应万变,尤其身边事物一直在变。

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Army Daze

A lot of my friends ask me:
"Eh, why ur blog all chinese one, my computer cannot read I also cannot(dun know how to) read?"
"Wah. so cheena.... words so small so sian to read lor"
"English more user friendly mah"

For those who seldom come here, this blog is suppose to be a bilingual blog, as far as possible, depends on my mood and the entry.

So in the future, in order to receive fewer complains I have decided to write more English entries. Think this is also a better way to prevent my England from deterioting after my 4 years stay at Taiwan.

But you know... I am a more cheena person.

This entry is in english solely because I am writing for a group of army friends who claimed they anti-chinese, since their secondary school days, where reading chinese seemed to happen in their previous lives.

Caught up with a few army friends yesterday at Marina Steamboat. Didn't meet ever since we orded 2 months ago. Some of us did change a bit but some leopards (actually 1 lah) just can't change his spots. Ha ha.

We took this pic when we were waiting for bus to go home. While posing, KL (spot him in the pic, the most XL one) kept shouting "933...933" so loudly even the Malays heard it, I was blushing. Never wanted this kind of publicity. And I doubt the kind Malay girl who took this photo for us knew wat was gg on, but I could see her sniggering under her breathe.

Think it had been a long time since everyone got together. We started talking about Army Days over dinner, lamenting on the lousy officers and the amount of SK and hardships we had gone through. The devil side was unleashed after been kept deep for 2 months. Vulgarities were spewed and spouted conveniently over the tables, maybe because no girls were around. But I think girls on the other side of the table heard us. KL had a loud and powerful vocal.

Many a times, my other friends will tell me how sad and tedious their army life were. Complaining about the time they had for themselves and their precious youth spent on NS. I am not a saint. I do complain. But I enjoyed more. It gave me strength and courage, very good buddies and chance to see how some people work "differently" from others, gossips and fatherly love from "enciks". That 2 years did change me a bit I guess unknowingly.

And I knew it when I started to miss the days....

Shit

But can I dun go reservist?

Sunday, August 27, 2006

看图作文


我很喜欢这张照片。
所以
它在我的desktop很久了。

每次看到
会莫名微笑,因为。。。好笑。

一群爱演的人。
聚集在一起,就会这样。

你不能想象照片背后的故事。
才没有那么好笑那么COOL。

一个笨女人忘了关掉车头大灯
导致车子死火
让全队的爱演鬼发挥了潜伏内在的演绎细胞

Superhost Yunying's car breaks down


很晚
很累

很好玩

下次会是几时呢?
我一直等


我开始想念
最近
更经常怀念

漂流的心,要回家了
游荡的星,该接轨了

人生要继续
太阳系不会因为少了冥王而停止转动
教材能改
人类要适应
我们都需要时间
来习惯
来愈合

今天的分离是为了他日的相聚

套一句老掉牙的偶像剧对白:
“我们一定会再在一起的”

歌谣比赛

(I really dun know why am I given a plaque?)


比赛在一片音响混乱与一阵欢呼声中落幕。
跟你可能没有关系
不过让你知道一下赢家是谁
因为你也认识
黄智阳
campus superstar

不要问我什么
又是他
无可否认
通常会唱歌的,创作也不错。
当然功劳不属于他一个
还有他的搭档,宇宾。

吊诡的是
自从当上dj
外面主持的机会近乎零
只有当兵时候经常飞来的SK
仅此而已
犹记得最后一次站在兵营以外的舞台上
是为NTU主持户外表演
当时
刚刚抢到麦克风
与人气王搭档主持


昨天站在旧华初的舞台上
我重温了那种爽的滋味
不是
虚荣感
而是
一种开心的爽
能和好朋友在舞台上完成一份热爱的工作
我们从华初认识再一起主持
没想到
绕了一个大圈
我们又回到了华初
只不过
今天这个地方
有点
陌生了

吊诡?

没想到
这也是我近期最后一个公开主持。

我原本想要把沈昀颖和我从前的主持“”样放在这里
让你对照
后来打消了念头
人家现在难得美美地出现在电视上
作为朋友
应该
仁慈一点
哈哈
下次吧
可能一年后
就可以
放了

 

Thursday, August 24, 2006

广告时间


你喜欢洪俊扬吗?
还是
黄智阳

周崇庆
还是
陈彼得

这个星期六 26/8
让你一网打尽
一次看完全部

就在
华侨中学(高中部)
歌谣词曲创作比赛



还是
要看


昀颖,坤华
《黄城2002》过后
再度
携手主持

票价
8和12

不要
去看
齐秦啦

Saturday, August 19, 2006

I WILL BE BACK


暂别?

是的。

我是这么认为。

一厢情愿地认为。

因为我还有热忱,有热血,跟灵魂
因为我会舍不得。
因为我会回来的


一年了。
说长不长,说短不短。
如果当初没有那个比赛,我的这一年又会怎样的过呢?
如果当初bs,yn和yy都没有参加,我应该不会有勇气站在那个擂台上。
就不会完成生平的第一个心愿。



老实说
我从来没有想过自己可以那么快地达成所愿
虽然只是兼职

一样重要

四年
说长不长,说短不短。
加利谷山都要搬迁
何况是人
我呢?
不知道
应该也会

未来太远,不想去想
这条路我会一直走下去
反正
我什么都没有
有的是

青春和本钱!


I WILL BE BACK!

本世纪最好听的节目

很快的

昙花一现的广播生涯就要告一段落。
数数看
一年了

最后一次开mic
有什么令人期待?

是煽情的对白 还是 泪洒播音室

又或者

更劲爆的节目内容


如果你会想念我的声音



请锁定
明天星期六
傍晚4点到7点
《烂人馆》
一直听到4D报完为止


谢谢

希望你中奖

Friday, August 18, 2006

难笑

In english, it literally means DIFFICULT TO LAUGH!

But in chinese, you can explain it in my ways. Like 难过的笑,难得的笑,难得不笑 etc

Let me bring up some case studies:

难笑(1):The Hip Hop Uncle

Weird pple like to appear in front of me, think they are trying very hard to appear on my blog.
This uncle was wearing a gaudy shirt with an astonishing red sling bag on him. What made him funny was not his fashion sense ( I am okie with that cos many uncles like to act trendy) but the accessories that were dangling prominently on his body. First, a mini sized portable radio, think was CLASS or GOLD, couldn't make out which station cos the radio was either too low batt or had poor reception. I could see uncle frantically hitting the radio with his chest to make the radio sound slightly clearer. I think he tried too hard.

Next on the list, the tiny cute little yellow whistle hanging dangerously on the zip of his bag. So striking and out of place. Trying to imitate school girls right uncle? Can hang more......

Then the last item, on his hand. I forget wat you call them. A gripper? Use to train the strength of ur fingers. He must be a never say old type of uncle, catching up with time and his youth, exercising every min he has.... I am feeling 惭愧!

难笑(2):A Not-to-be-Named Drama

I went with high expectations but none of the expectations were met. A new record was set. I have lamented a lot that night and didn't want to repeat here. Just have to say, I had never sank so low in my seat while watching a performance. If there was someone beside me to pinch, he or she would have gotton bruises everywhere on his/her hand. Thank god nothing happened to you!

我是应该难得不笑还是难过的笑呢?

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Be Young

The FLU GOD struck me the second time yesterday. Together was the SORE THROAT xian(1). Thanks ah I dun need you all to see me twice a year.

Anyway, it was me who invited them into my bed.

I merely had good sleep for the past few days. Went out very early to conduct speech and drama, returned home very late cos of supper. The last time I had such hectic times was during JC huang cheng period. You know..... 今时不同往日, I have to admit I am getting OLD.

My head was so heavy that I couldn't get out of bed and had to give the lessons a miss.

Luckily I have a 24/7 Mum who works all day for my illness. Her FLU medicine, lozenges, specially brewed Liang Teh, starfruit juice and unlimited supply of fruits sped up my recovery. I am slightly better now to write this entry.

Share with you wat I have gotton from the speech and drama lessons conducted in one of the secondary schools . Anyway, I was there with another experienced teacher, I am just a kaypo follower who wants to learn a bit more.

  • Identity crisis
Many youngsters dun like their names. You can blame it on their parents, they didn't give them a name to be proud of. During the workshop, these youngsters would rather choose to introduce themselves as 小便 or 忘记不了, than using their real names. Some would rather use his friend's name than their own name. I thought we have already long past the stage where parents give very "song" names like 阿珠 or 美美 to their kids since we believed the education level is elevated; where blur missy receives higher education and listening test before they are qualified to take down ur birth cert particulars. When has self intro become such a chore?
  • Never judge someone by its book cover
Hear many people say that. Harmless looking people maybe the most vicious assassins. I came across a few in the class. Look like a good student, primp and proper sterotypically, but you will be alarmed by wat they say. One wants to become a police. Wow, thats brave and couragous, should be applauded! Listen to what he said next: I wan to become a police because I wan to kill my step grandmother who always beat and throw things at me. But when I grow up and manage to get a gun, she would be dead. He sounded quite 可惜。

Those playful monkeys in the class shouted: “哇,你很不孝叻!”

  • Walk the talk
Army always uses this phrase. Bullshit dun always come from there, there are useful things at times to pick up. Do wat you say and be responsible. We always like to talk BIG. When we come to do things, it is a different story. Some youngsters or maybe even adults, talk without thinking. Words blurt out faster than their brains can process. And is always a case where words can be the most daunting or killing knife. We thought we think, but we didn't. We must learn to control. There were a few instances to illustrate the uncontrolled : A, 你妈妈做什么工?another replied :“做鸡” they laughed. A laughed too. "他是个sissy!" "他是阿puei,我讨厌他!”the person was so used to it that he replied with his laughter.

Are you any of them?


Thursday, August 10, 2006

The Singapore Cows

新加坡过生日,做为很爱国的我理应说声:HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE


这几天如果你有到狮城各地走走看看,应该不难发现岛上一些绿油油的空旷草地突然蹦出了一些色彩鲜艳的乳牛

将新加坡原已经不太多的空地都占满了。

有必要将空白填得那么满吗?

牛只的侵略已经有一段时间。之前,感觉并不大。没有严重损坏市容,通常都不会有人管。

反而为到处都是高楼大厦,钢骨水泥的岛国注入一股草原的气息。

如果你还不知道,这些牛来自moove公司,是一个新的广告途径。(想知道更多可以点击此处。)

用牛来传达讯息
这种创意我还蛮喜欢的。
不生硬,反而轻松。


小小的创意背负了大大的政治
一切就似乎变得太沉重,太刻意。
那幅纯真的画面不见了。
取而代之
是那股“季节性”的情操
矫揉造作
怕就怕
连乳汁都可能是的。

(如果牛只代表什么,这个画面应该有意思吧?)

话分两头
最近,这些牛过得不怎么安稳
因为,遇到了他们的天敌
不是台风,也不是可恶的狼
是“栋梁”
我们引以为傲的下一代。

前几天还在想为什么这些牛会平白无故倒下
今天终于让我抓到了真凶。
原来真凶是我们

孩子们是无辜的。
他们不知道这些牛那么的不堪一击,随便摇几下就会倒下。
他们不知道不是什么可爱的东西都可以搬回家。
他们不知道怎么分辨动物园里和草地上的牛,所以他们尝试捏它,poke它。

旅客们是无知的。
他们只想拍照,拍最好看的照片回去炫耀。
动物园的牛那么不上镜,又不听话,相比之下这些牛“乖巧温驯”多了。
反正怎样拍都不会生气不会动
再来一张!

我们是有罪的。
真凶是我们
所以我们要负责任。
孩子我们不能不生,生了就请好好管教。
旅客我们不能不要,来了只好贴上多几个不同国家语言的告诫牌。

"Nice photo good to take. Once cow drop considered sold!"

Monday, August 07, 2006

新加坡第一天团


终于落幕了。

耗尽了7个月的时间和精力。

不论参赛者还是观众。

跑了那么久,是谁都会累。
身边的人早就意兴阑珊。
这场马拉松我们心知肚明,只不过是另一场捞钱的媒体手腕。

不过
撇开金钱的部份
决赛的娱乐性是很高的。
起码比起同期的一些比赛,它更有看头!


可能因为在现场,所以得到的感受更加直接。
那绝对是一场史无前例HIGH翻天的演唱会。
由于场上后面只设一些位子让厂商和艺人坐着
其余的全是站立席。

HIGH
因为摇滚,不HIGH的都在装COOL
因为摇滚,所以会不由自主地随歌起舞

HIGH
因为J3,输了也赢了,谁不记得他们JAZZY版本的小薇。
因为SOUL,越来越像5566而不是ENERGY。
因为LUCIFY,带了SLY来助阵,支持者也最早离开。
因为MLB,可爱,纯真,玩PATTERN。

因为现场的粉丝
不管什么状况,都能够自然HIGH。
呐喊,报口号,摇荧光棒
万人齐心,选举都没那么HIGH!

请来张震岳和MC HOTDOG是对的。
摇滚风格贴近主题
即使人气不算一级,也能轻易引起共鸣。
9月2号的演唱会我应该不会错过。

难得这次的赛外表演没有沦为打歌的宣传伎俩。
绝对SUPERSTAR的KELLY和JY连同梦幻组合打造4首经典歌曲
听出耳油

我们观众不奢求什么
只单纯希望
制作单位以观众的角度出发
诚心作节目

我们希望
咱们的冠军
真的能成为
新加坡第一天团

My Wife

星期五的时候拥有了我人生的第一个老婆

从美国来的,花了将近$2500多。

白皙的肌肤让人看了春心荡漾

真想永远细心呵护,无微照料。

可是我知道,和我在一起久了难免会“晒黑”,就像我一样。

有些人的老婆是庞然大物,比我的贵出一条街,也更加霸道

相比之下,我这种小人物,还是喜欢掌控老婆,而不是让老婆来掌控我的生命

各位观众:

这里骄傲荣誉呈现我亲爱的老婆大人

APPLE 小姐


Thursday, August 03, 2006

薪火相传

我到今天才知道有这本书存在。

为自己的后知后觉深感惭愧

应该有被通知。

老了记性不好。

去年,人应该在NDP做工头。

错过了这场聚会。

可惜,少了一个露脸的机会
ARGH!

刚和一位前语特的老师吃饭。
看他神采飞扬的样子,为他高兴。
也难怪
脱离苦海了嘛。

他说我们变了。
我们也笑他更帅了。

时间过得好快
转眼间,老师变朋友
单身的依然孤家寡人
读书的即将/已经各奔前程。

找寻目标,热忱和一份执著。

从文学的传承,
到待人的方法。
他一直很坦然,直率。
这也是为什么他会让人留下深刻印象。

每次的相逢,都是一课。

这应该是薪火相传的一种吧!

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

自甘堕落


人是犯贱的。
至少我是。

明明知道得付出沉重的代价,
明明知道隔天需要工作
还是义无反顾。

昨天,应该说是今天凌晨六点
我还在这家店里
吃着冰,喝着茶
真是造孽

仙草冻奶茶:第一次喝,感觉不错。)


芒果柚子冰:$11.88,怪异的价钱,但吃得太幸福了!)

(想不到在这家店里竟然会尝到这种好味,夜深了来碟温热的意大利面,自己去想象)


慢慢享用
我要去敷面膜了。

ps: forget the name of the shop, paiseh, somewhere near Liang Sia Street, open till 6am.