farktheshit: June 2007

Friday, June 29, 2007

WHYY WHYY? WHYY IS THERE SO MANY MUTHA FUCKERS?. everyone is pissing me off!.reallly. esp the HEY thingy!! FARK!

calm down.

anyhows, im finally home to like blog. YEAHS!. everyday has been a living hell! i hate school esp, seriously, there is like no breaks for us?. everyday is DUEDATE, DUEDATE!.and of cause i cant do what i did the pass year, no more lazing ard =( oh well, it will be over soon!. holidays im dying for you.

anyway, i came back from sebana like last sunday, its pretty cool place. we fish, we eat and eat and eat, we pub-ed, we went to see fire flies and lastly we went to see ostrich. photos will tell all. had sucky problem in sebana!, which led to unhappiness, and sooo.... i hate the person as well, sadly, this *beep stays with me. UNGREATFUL CREATURE!.

these few days have been like, majong-ing with onn onn, nadia my aunt and my brother. yepp.

and yesterday finally i met my cal, talking bout him makes me -_-" he knows, i know

he's not looking at you knwo the BOOBS. ha, cause there's nothing. HL DON LAUGH!

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

i have no time for anything. but i have time to FARKING BITCH!

YOU FARKING MUTHA FARKER!!! DAMN BASTARD!!!. I CANT BELIEVE THIS WOULD EVN HAPPEN TO US LAHH!! KNN. NOW WE HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING ON OUR OWN. AND I TELL YOU... LIFE WILL BE SHIT IN SCHOOL FOR YOU! HAVE FUNNN YOU MUTHA FARKER!.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

my new curtain =)

tired. but i just cant bring myself to sleep. i totally do not wanna waste my holiday just like that.

jocelyn PASS her BTT like wed!. HEY its good work okay, come to think of it! i tink songming you bet that i will fail right? (monday your treat!). BTT test was a lil scary?, its like questions over question, the only thing on my mind was " i only can have 5 wrong ans", but thank god tien boon was with me in the same room =). happy i was, went home and yes! calls after calls, saying and hurrying me to do my passport as it expired!.

and of cause i went down to do my passport!. thanks to nadia and jason, they were kind enough to go with me and drive me ard! ha!. ltr we went over for their friend's baby shower?. okay i mean just normal visiting lasted till kinda late.

and.....aft that i met tien boon, XXXXX and shann. OPPPS. am i allowed to say?. HAHA!. yes yes. so we went to like XXXXX. ( i scared you use the same place to tell blahh blahhh). hey i had fun okay! we played pool though i totally suck-ed at it, most importantly we played those stupid card game!. and i offically grant myself DUMB. i just cant play games that requires brain cells. LASTLY we were high in the car =). HMMMMMM..... i wanna load photos lehh.... AM I ALLOWED???. hahaha!

today, i got up early, bought food and went over to cal's. yeahhh. im sweet enough!. had meeting at 5, went pretty normal but i see so many ppl's true side! hmmm more like i cant evn be bothered sayin HI to them? so they kinda shit back.

anyhows!,

say goodbye to jocelyn =) im leaving for malaysia on saturday, but i will be back like..... monday morning? hahha! shortest holiday ever. miss maine, miss nor, miss cal. and my imaginary DOG. haha, im dying to have a dog PLEASE!.

anyone has photoshop? hanleng you have?

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

well well, JOCELYN HATES THIS HOLIDAY!. SOOOO MUCH!!. ive never hated holidays! and now im suffering from it. im doin almost nothing every single day.

lets see.

saturday?, i cant even remember what i did. darn!oh? i tink i rember?, i went town with paulene and den ltr i met up with nor nor and maine for breeks!! wonderful breeks, not long derrick and daniel join us. nothing much to do that day, so all of us went to nor's place for "just follow law". HEY funnny show okayy!!.nor, i like the 4 Bs.HA!!

sunday, pris came over and then to bugis. blahh blahh. jus a normal day

monday went to sch in the day for project. OKAY me and songming got like scolding? HAHA! somehow i tink its funny? well, im never really serious about school work. so yeah, that shows whyy i merely care about him?. HAA. aft that i stayed home and waited for cal to bring me to ikea. and yea, as usual his 7pm turn out to be 8pm? it has always been like that, leaving me like 30 mins in ikea. so yes, i bought the most impostant thing! MY CURTAINS! and i realised i forgot about my table top mat, and my cookie jar! SEESEE!! no last min shopping cal! back to curtains! OH MY! I FINALLY SEE LIGHT IN MY ROOM!! I SWEAR! and i wanna buy MORE curtains!.MORE MORE!.like the colourful one, the strip one, EVERYTHING. i wanna go back to ikea!. anyhows, cal send me to my frens and he's off to his chalet.

AND TODAY.......*drum rolls, im stayin at home!HOW INTERESTING THIS CAN BE. kayyy, ive got to like study for my BTT. though like a million ppl say " study for what, you study also fail" HELLOO, I WILL PROVE IT TO YOU ALL TMR!!. jus wiat and see!. okok. i haven study yet. better do it soon.

PHOTOS!

-i miss my baby

Friday, June 15, 2007

today is already FRIDAY, which means i only have a week of holiday left and i needa be back at school. HOW BORING!what's worse is.....my holiday hasn't been like VERY GOOOD?

monday was holland V with yuqi, nick and zach for THEIR dinner. and ltr was MY dinner with maine and nor nor at bugis " xian de lai". and then back with yuqi, nick and zach for some late night kopitam talk!.

tuesday was home in the day, and in the night was with cal and his friends for some ohsoyummy plus ohsoexpansive ba kut teh at balaster. aft that we had a crazy night?. with those bagangla, hmmm jus imagine walking down the street and suddenly you see a car slowing down, windows wind down and people inside started scolding you for nothing.yea that was about it.
wed was with cal in the day and with mich in the evening. and back later to find cal

thursday was cycling with mich, pris, claire and paulene at ECP. yes, it was my idea! BAD BAD idea! i nearly died from the heat! and i practically ran out of energy aft just 1 hour of bladding. but it was pretty cute?haha. we borrow-ed like 2 normal bike, 1 blade and 1 of those 2 people ridding bike cause paulene cant ride a bike! HAHAH!. aft liek 2 hours in ECP, mich and pris went over to my place while clair and paulene went home. YEAH! mich pris and ii watch tv, eat and slack till like 10 plus.

i went over to shann's house and caught 200 pound beauty?. but i watch like half-way? cause i was already dead sleepy!

TODAY IS A HORRIBLE DAY!, im like dead bored to the extend that i have the thoughts of cooking something and deliver to the one i love. cant you imagine! me!!yes me! BORED! and yes i was like dead happy im not working tmr! but now? I RATHER WORK! i have nothing to do! PLEASE someone call me out tmr? PLS! bring me out! ENTERTAIN ME!.CALL ME!

and cal, this is for you. i think i rmember you acting as a monster walkin towards the tv and den switching it off and den shake a lil to make it look like you were posses? den turn to me and ask me whyy i off the tv?

too cute =)

photos are stolen from pris. no one send me photos yet.

Saturday, June 09, 2007

LOVE THIS SHOT! "smile sexy", this is better than the " SMELL"

i just got home from tanning, im burnt once again!. HAA!! suppose to be at town now, but i rejected it, i wanna stay home! =)

recently, 7thjune we all went out to celebrate paulene's bday! and as all of them said. we finally meet up? yeah, i mean how often do we do that, since clair is like forever in thailand and everyone is busy with their stuff. and im proud to sayy.... I HAD A ENJOYABLE DAY!. i kinda miss the sec school days when we were still childish, doin those weird stuff.

so ya. we shopped, chatted, and of cause had wonderful dinner/lunch. besides the fact that me and mich kinda quarrel with some uncle who i tink is retarded!. OK. hear this, you are in orchard and what do you expect from orchard? some country side with horses running ard and tall green grasses plus nice scenary?. NO LAHH!, this uncles scold us for being noisy!!! TAKA KFC LAHH. so i say him back lahh, though he keeps ignoring my question!

lastly, i tink we should really meet up before clair goes back and paulene disappear in america.

they say its suppose to be bua song face? oh well, i spoilt it.

this is michelle

this is clair!

this is priscilla!

this is paulene! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Monday, June 04, 2007

HAPPY SWEET LOVE.

reason whyy i didn't blog cause basically im tired like almost everyday and i was waiting for the pictures! it keeps having problem.

so one fine day, me and maine when to town and we did a lil shopping, nor picked us up and we headed down to siglapto collect maine's atm acrd from a guy who is BOTAK AND STILL WANTS TO CUT HIS HAIR ( IM SERIOUS!, NO HAIR CUT WHAT?) and what's evn worse the reason was...." i cant stand my hair!". NO HAIR KNOW!. aft we FINALLY got the card we went over to ECP as planned, and had like zhu zhu, lala and egg for supper? with many kids ard the table!. ya! ME LAHH!!! blame me! BUT HOW I KNOW!

he ask hmmmm " anyone sitting? "

so i said " ya, 3 of us"
he say " can lah, ( waving to him friends )

i see 10000 kids walking towards us, totaly filled the table!. BITCHES

anyhows, maine was "depressed" so nor nor bought spanklers for her! HAHA. nor is damn sweet one lahh!. ( nor i wan sparklers when im depress too). so nor was like cam whoring, i mean seriously! , she keeps wanting to do the PERFECT jumping shot!, while im like half dead, keep telling her to stop HA! aft we finallly got it, headed to the car to talk about EVERYTHING under the sun. haha

cal called say he was at hk cafe goin to eat punggol nasi lemak! YEAH, but nor wanted hk cafe too, so we went over to meet cal, NON stop laughters over at hk cafe, I SWEAR, NON-STOP. drove to have nasi lemak, but cal and dh da bao instead. as for me, i went over to stay at tamp that day =) ( kay, im falling asleep). so days past with cal, did his project the next day and hang ard, omg i totally forget about everything i wanna blog about.

ah heck!, so IT FAIR! and yes i was there, to work =( tiring tiring tiring! everyone was like snatchin for commission, and well im not i jus wanna work like happily with or without commission i don mind. BUT, they were liek "i beat you !, i sold more phones den you". i got so turned off and i stop promoting and decided to give out flyers instead! OUTCOME: 1 phone sold only!.

today was much better! much much! i sold liek 5 phones, and everything was great! i talk alot with the others and crapped the whole day! jeffery gave me and new nick name: miss banana, just cuase i cant speak like proper chinese! sheessh!. and lastly, yes im saying the last part for the loves! i wanna say THANK YOU THANK YOU to nor nor and maine! they came down to find me today! so sweeet please reallly sweet. when i was with them i remmeber i said i wanted to eat you tiao as you know i have this stupid cravings sometimes, but i had to work. so they left me and of cause i went back to work. and before they left suntec they came over and gave me soya bean and you tiao! HOW SWEET LAHH. im so touched okay, though its not my bday! HAHAHA! somehow i felt as though it was! haha! oh ya, one more thing! the weird compaq guy, i named him: mr. no hair? haha, yeah he asked my no. and all i did was laugh! and others laugh too!. HAHAH.

kay, im getting real sleepy now. so yes, goodnight