
I'm reading a book titled, "How do you tuck in a super hero?" It is a great book about a mom of 5 boys and different stories she has from their day to day life. I decided I should write down some things I am learning from my boys.
1. If there is dirt on the ground you are required to touch it
2. It is ok to go tee tee on any tree at anytime
3. Anytime you go tee tee on a tree you should try to leave your mark as high as possible on the tree
4. Spitting comes to boys as naturally as breathing
5. The bed of a truck is a play pen for a toddler
6. Anywhere my boys sit becomes instantly sticky
7. It is ok to NOT eat dinner and then request a full meal because you are STARVING right as you climb into bed
8. The best kleenex is whatever Mommy is wearing
9. Anything on the ground is fair game for a taste test
10. If you are the little brother the best way to get back at your big brother is this: slap big brother in the face while he is on the potty and therefore can't immediately come after you. (I witnessed this just this morning)
I've also decided that car washes should offer the "Mom's car special." This would be the same price as the "wheel deal." They would focus special vacuum and wipe down attention around the car seat area thereby removing all stickiness and crumbs/leftovers.
That's all I've got for now. I hope to keep jotting things down as I see them. But for now I have to go tell someone to stop using my couch as a trampoline.
Leah
























