Me: Wyatt, are you ready to get out of the bath?
Wyatt: Not '
et Mommy, not '
et.
(While playing fetch with the dog)
Wyatt:
Swop the ball,
swop it! (Drop it)
(In the bath tub, splashing me with water, Wyatt holds up his toy life preserver and says...)
Wyatt: Here Mommy, the "
necker-ring" will save you."
Me: What, like a nectarine?
Wyatt: Yeah, the "
necker-ring."
(In his defense, it is a ring that goes around your neck!)

This morning I walk into Wyatt's
room while he was doing a puzzle...
Wyatt: I doing great! (Clearly, he takes pride in his puzzle skills)
(While admiring himself in his
camo hat and Bass Pro Shops t-shirt)
Wyatt: I'm a hunter daddy!