Saturday, June 20, 2009
Zoo Trip 2009
Prince Phillip
Swimming and a Hair Cut
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Another Saturday in the Capital
Every Saturday morning Willy asks me what the plan is. Sometimes I want to shake him and pull the whole glare and growl routine. Who elected me the Queen of Great Saturday Ideas? Hey, I like the sound of that. Well the Queen part at least. So we went to D.C. again. Specifically we went to the Portrait Gallery and then walked miles and miles to the White House.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Are we on a boat?
Isabella's boat question is turning into an obsession. I've stopped humouring her. I've started sticking to the plain facts. A typical breakfast conversation goes like this:
No we're eating oatmeal at the kitchen table. No we're not going anywhere.
No I'm not playing with you right now. No I'm eating breakfast. No I'm not answering that question anymore. No, Luke can't come with us. No I don't want to go to Africa. No the boat is not pink. Yes you can go play, wash your hands first. Hey- don't touch anything. Wash. Your. Hands. First. No we're not in a boat. Whose kid are you?
Can you guess what she's using for an oar? Yep, that's the pee guard from her potty. One Hundred points if you guess correctly.
WWWF
I don't know my father's family very well... but I wish I did. Only keeping track and keeping in touch with people takes time. And time is money. And I'm very... well LAZY actually. (betcha thought I was going to write poor.)
- He was very fat.
- He didn't think it was funny but smiled anyway when I told him I dropped him as a baby. I tried to put him in my cabbage patch perambulator, only he was top heavy and... I got in very big trouble.
- He was very friendly, like a puppy. Once we went on a very long walk on a very hot day. I don't think he had any fun. Anyhow we stopped at a corner store for water. I got water, and he insisted on milk. I don't know why. It seemed crazy to drink a pint of milk on a hot day in the middle of a long walk. I told him he was crazy, but he guzzled that milk anyway. I wonder if it curdled in his stomach.
- He hung out at my grandma's a lot. I thought he was brave, since she scared me to death. In fact I'm still afraid of her. She's fierce.
- Some of my other cousins were unkind to him. I was too. I blame it on '80 elitism.
- He wanted to be a police officer.
- He liked to watch WWWF. He had all the toys even.
