Monday, November 22, 2010

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I just found this funny thing I wrote about Isabella almost two years ago:

Isabella is sitting on the potty yelling at me. I can’t hear her but it’s probably 3yr old profanities.
After she finished with timeout, I tell her she needs to apologize for yelling at me.

With complete insincerity she says, "I sorry for yelling at you mommy."
Instead of just accepting that and moving on I say, “Isabella it would help if you looked at me in the eye. Try saying sorry to my face”
With a quick flick over at my face she says, “I sorry to your face”
Still unsatisfied I command again, “No, look me in the face when you say you’re sorry”
Isabella, impatient with this exercise, says “I sorry for looking at your face, mommy”

And that was that.

November 20, 2010: Walk for the Homeless


On Rememberance Day (11/11) we walked all the way around the tidal basin and memorials. That night I fell asleep before 8:30. I was dreading going out for the annual walk for the homeless little more than a week later in the same neighbourhood. Fortunately the circuit was shorter this year and not so exhausting. I should be clear, walking with children is exhausting because they walk slow or they wont walk and have to be carried. However this effort was for a good cause. I'm just glad we did it with the aid of a stroller this time. Oh and we parked our car at the metro. Good thinking Willy!

Incase you didn't notice what Isabella wore to Brett's home here's another outfit she put together

Those yellow shorts are called booty pants. She's supposed to wear them under her dresses in the summer time. Even though it's not exactly fashionable I do think she's got an eye for colour and a certain flare I'd hate to extinguish. So yes, in case you're wondering, I do let her out looking like this.


So... what do you think is going on in this picture?

Saturday with Brett

We visited Brett [Willy's friend from work] on Nov 13. I was having anxious heart palpitations because 1.) I always feel awkward around people I hardly know and 2.) Brett told Willy that her man yells at children if they get out of line. To help myself laugh my nervousness away I told Willy to tell Brett that our children yell at adults, but he wouldn't.

For lunch Brett served a delicious white bean vegetable soup AND Caesar salad pizza. Sounds novel right? Brett even made her own dressing. The whole meal was very very good. Although some critics believe the pizza should be renamed: Caesar salad with bread. Underneath maybe? Ha! Nevertheless I have stolen the dough recipe. It's light and flaky and ready in only one hour! I should just mention that Brett had sparkly apple juice and a cheese plate too. She's the ultimate hostess.

Afterwards we went for a walk. Luke shied away from all the dogs, and I barked at them for him ( a weirdo habit I'm trying to break). It's funny, when Luke shows up on the scene he looks so tough lots of kids instinctively shy away from him. If they only knew that it's all a front. He's really very gentle with smaller people.

Because I'm not savvy enough to embed stuff:

http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Pizza-Dough-237338

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Did you know the bitter cup is full of sour juice?

Ever try to explain metaphor to a child younger than 8? It's on the wrong side of possible.

Background
So the kids and I are reading from 3 Nephi 11. And Jesus informs the citizens of Bountiful he's fulfilled the will of the father and drunk from the bitter cup. Immediately Isabella's hand shoots in the air, "mom I got a question, mom? ah, what's the bitter cup mom?". My answer should have been "I don't know" then I should have closed the book and said "amen. Go to bed kids."

The funny thing Isabella said:
M- Lunch Time!
the kids come running to the table.
I- mom, I don't like bananas anymore, mom.
M-Well I guess you're gonna starve. Try the other stuff on your plate.
pregnant pause
I- alright mom. I'll eat my banana anyway, mom. Just like Jesus drank the sour juice anyway, mom.
M- suffering from a cross between a cringe and guffaw

Thursday, November 4, 2010

November 3, 2010: Sworn In


We went down to Richmond and Willy was "sworn in". He is now a rea lawyer. I forgot the camera (surprised? I thought not), but my friend was good enough to take some pictures.

Here's Willy standing when his name was called.

Here are the children bouncing off the walls during the ceremony


And here's our happy family after the fact

Thank You Emily for the lovely pictures. It was fun.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Halloween 2010

In case you're wondering what side of the Sunday Trick-or-Treating line our family fell on... we didn't go. Except for one house. The kids are standing in front to the Stewart's get up. The whole next day Isabella and I argued about whether Halloween really happened.

Isabella, look at the camera!

Luke, look at the camera!

Pink Hair

I used spray on colour to turn Isabella's hair pink/red for Halloween. She loved it. She made everyone admire it. Delightful, is the word that comes to mind when I think of Isabella showing off her pink hair. Problem was, it made a mess. It rubbed off on everything. It turned my boogers pink. It stained Buggy's clothes. When someone complimented me on her costume. I said thank you then added: "But I shouldn't have coloured Isabella's hair. What a mistake!" From that moment on Isabella hated her hair. Why did I have to ruin her fun? Why do people often accept compliments with a grain of salt? I'm going to reform my ways. No more modesty for politeness sake. And next year I'll get her a wig.

Autumn Colours

We had a deluge last Wednesday. On Thursday there were some very pretty mushrooms poking up everywhere. I feel like Isabella's eyes are wide open for the first time; like she's waking up from that pre-memory phase of childhood. She sees all and with such enthusiasm. Everything outside is even more gorgeous to me now. At the moment the colours are at their peak. Fall is the best season. It must be the crisp air and the angle of the light that make anything feel possible.
I've been thinking it's time to teach Isabella how to use a camera. While Luke was at preschool she and I went to a nearby park for a first lesson. She told me she'd rather play hide-and-seek, but I could still take some pictures if I wanted.

What an anxious game to play outside with young children, no matter how scenic. I had to remind myself how unlikely it is that a predator would be on hand to harm her, and how important it is to me that she fall in love with the natural world, and how eventually I'll have to let her grow up. Luckily, I could still see her the whole time.

October 19, 2010

Willy Passed the BAR!

Monday, October 25, 2010




I love Luke


Shenandoah Valley Hot Air Balloon and wine Festival

Two years ago, when I was still a postpartum basket case, I drove out with the kids too early and missed everything. Last year was a complete bust. This year we showed up too late and missed everything. Next year though. We're on.


The Hayride. It was free. The kids really wanted to ride the not so free monster truck but...



they had to make do with the pumpkin ride.
Earlier in October we went to the National Zoo (we watched the tiger throw a kegger), and the National Book Festival (I enjoyed listening to Rebecca Stead, Newbery Award Winning author of When You Reach Me, speak while Willy took the kids to the children's tent). Both times I remembered the camera but forgot to take pictures. It's like we're allergic to each other.

Family Picture Time




Note to self: make an appointment for our annual family picture.

Pension Plan

What could be funner than miniput, right? It's a wholesome family activity. No childhood is complete without a round or two. It's hillarious, and educational, and theraputic, and... and you get what I mean. Years from now, our children will remember miniputting with mom and dad and will decide not to dump us in an old folks home. They'll come home for christmas. They'll always love us; if we take them miniputting. Right?




Even if it isn't true, these kids owe me. Chasing them around 18 holes was the worst experience of my life. Seriously. I've never been more irate, stressed out, and exhausted doing something 'fun'. The worst part is we're going to play again and we're going to like it.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Currituck Beach Lighthouse


Here we are at the light house. No climbing up to the top since it was Sunday; as we godly people like to point out. Ha! Actually we were just too cheap to pay $7.00 a head for the privilege of exercising on a hot day.

The hazard of taking children outside is that they will carry on like wild things.
And they will sit perilously close to water.
And they will insist you chase them everywhere, for their own good.
Still it was relaxing to sit near the lighthouse.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Willy Got Lucky!

For Canadian Thanksgiving (AKA: Columbus day) we went to the OBX. Yeah! It was fun. We leased a house in Duck, the weather was perfect and our companions where the best.


We were this close to the water.


We felt like movie stars, running wild on our secluded beach.




Construction on the ubiquitous castle.

Here's Willy pretending to be a pirate.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Oct 1, 2010: New Water Year

We walk everywhere. Here are my chil'ns hamming it up in their rain gear.

BIG SMILES

Monochromatic

Isabella's favourite colour is...

I meant to take a picture of her everyday this past week to give everyone an idea of how extremely pink her fall wardrobe is, but the camera and I have conflicting schedules.

"In the Name of Han Solo, Amen"





















The Trickle Down Effect

3. I had my heart set on sewing a Super Grover costume.
2. Luke wants to be a Storm Trooper for Halloween
1. Willy bought a Darth Vader Costume.



Dinner Time Effect
Me- Dinner time! Everyone come sit down!
{Luke comes running to the table, grabs his fork, examines his food, looks at me questioningly}
Luke- Pooo-oop?
M- No. Dinner.
L- {takes a sniff] It stink. It poop.
Will- Pray over it first.


Mom is on hold with the utility company* effect:
Luke clogged the sink with toilet paper. Water was flowing out of the bathroom. Cleaning this mess up was marginally better than.... disinfecting the floor when he misses the toilet, or changes his own diaper. And I'm talking about poo, people.



*actually I was talking to my friend about our up coming trip to the beach, but it was a very important conversation

Thursday, September 23, 2010

September 2-8: What's Up!


My mom came for her annual visit. She brought Al this time. It was great. I didn't take any pictures, but Al did. He filmed the entire fourth floor at the National Museum of The American Indian. I bet Noko (my grandmother) loved that! Maybe he'll lend me some footage.

Highlights:
  1. Al films the entire fourth floor of NMTA.
  2. My mom buys me a Smithsonian membership.
  3. My mom talks the carousel operator into staying open longer.
  4. Al films us on the carousel.
  5. Luke pukes all over me at A.J.'s birthday party.
  6. We hit the stores and spend money like it's going out of style.
  7. My Mom and Al get sick after eating a Chilies.
  8. Willy does a victory dance after winning two games of Settlers.
  9. We ride the ferry at Mt. Vernon.
  10. Al films the entire ferry ride.
  11. My mom and I get separated from Willy, Al and the Kids at Mt. Vernon.
  12. My mom meets Martha Washington.
  13. Willy and I go on a real date. We hold hands.
  14. My mom and Al fly home, but not until they've filled my freezer with IceCream.
  15. I am bereft of my mom.

August 23: What's Up!

We got married seven years ago. Willy says he doesn't feel the least bit itchy.

Look who just got kissed!
And here is our first fight: Willy steps on my bustle.
My Bustle is definitely busted!

And seven years later I swear we are the most boring (read: happy) people on the planet.
This is our actual converstion:
M- So what do you want to do?
W- Ah, I don't know. What do you want to do?
M-umm, Let's go to the beach!
W-Sure.
M-But let's not go this weekend. Let's go next weekend.
Unfortunately the next weekend was stake conference, and really whoever mandated the Saturday Night Session is much more concerned about salvation than romance.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

If I were Willy...

I would be writing a scathing report of Sheri's penchant* for taking out her frustrations with a screw driver. I was not happy when I came home the other night to find my hard drive on the floor. "I'm dusting it!" she said. "I wont tell you what else I took apart today, unless it's broken." She added without sounding the least bit contrite! Well, she broke our keyboard. After three tries she finally got QWERTY working, but the shift and tab keys are still ticklish. I am mad**.

Here are the pictures from the weekend she's been nagging*** me to post.
We visited Winkler Botanical Preserve- a hidden wilderness in the middle of Alexandria. We could hear the busy Saturday traffic and construction the whole time. Luke kept shouting- "Backhoe!" or "I scared doggy mamy!" It'd be the perfect place for hide and go seek or night tag or paintball/capture the flag. If that type of thing were allowed and if our kids were old enough to play.

The kids asked at least a dozen times "where are the crocodiles?" There were a lot of flowers still blooming AND a lot butterflies. I even found some lizards and frogs, and I made Sheri give an impromptu lesson on soil horizons. Fascinating stuff, that. Oh and we found equipment for a ropes course, and I had to admit to my doting wife that I am slightly terrified of heights.

If I were Sheri, and I am, I would be objecting to Willy's objection to my very real penchant for hyperbole. Firstly- I used penchant correctly, but we all know I'd prefer to throw a fit than wield a tool. Secondly- no one would believe Willy could get angry about something as silly as exclamation points. Thirdly- nagging is beneath my dignity.