Snow DayZ: March 2013

Monday, March 25, 2013

I love you. You're perfect. Now Change.

I really like this house. My favourite feature is the stairs. They're a leetle scary, and the carpet needs to go but they're cool . I'm excited to bankrupt our family updating this home. HA!

We close on May 1, after, the owner fixes up a few things. Thats a hole in the roof.

We move in June, after I fix a few things.

This is even more scary than the cool stairs. All the bedrooms have these locking knobs. Where is the key? I don't know either. Can you just imagine the nightmare these toys will become?

This bedroom vanity is not my favorite. I think the owners purchased it from Home Depot for the purpose of selling their home. It's never been used, and there are two more just like it in this place. My idea is to unstick them from the wall and sell them to someone who does like them. Willy doesn't like my idea. He thinks I just want to waste money. Maybe I do?

There is a secret lair under the stairs, alreay it's the favorite place for my kids to play. There happens to be a sump down there. It's plugged in a GFIC. When I did the home inspection we found an almost flooded basement because the pump had tripped. The inspector says to change the GFIC to a regular outlet. My neighbor and father say: dont! Drown or Electricute my children? I have no idea what is best.

We're Grown Ups!!!

We're buying a house!

No not this house, silly. But we could have.

I told Willy:

"Willy look at this house. It's amazing. We can afford this house. It's got a two car garage. Five Bedrooms. A hot tub. Not that I want one of those. Gross. But still. Come look at these pictures. We could have a ping pong table. Holy Cow."

Willy said:

"A one and a half hour commute will kill my soul."

"You realize that's three hours of my day for my entire life, right?"

"You'd better wake up soon, you're having a nightmare."