I just chewed off all of my nails.
It's like all my fingers got a haircut!
I'm gonna chase that feeling.
28 June 2006
Providence 06
I am very, very interested in starting my "vacation" as soon as possible. I am more than a little worried about money, and we're all fighting over who gets to sleep on the floor. I hope it's fun this year. It will be, I am guessing. We have shows on Thursday and Friday, and I get to just relax and run around on Saturday. I fly out to Buffalo Sunday morning at 6. Blargh. For the amount of money I put into the ticket, I really wish I were staying longer.
Please enjoy my new pretend boyfriend, UK version. It was a dead heat between him (recent Doctor Who marathon) and Simon Pegg (they are showing episodes of "Spaced" on BBCA on Mondays) but Eccleston wins. Simon does manage to look like about 6 guys I know who I wouldn't mind kissing for leisure:

Eccleston still wins.

He's like the male Cate Blanchette.
I am renting the Cracker series and rewatching 28 Days Later for the 19th time. Because I am crazy.
I am very, very interested in starting my "vacation" as soon as possible. I am more than a little worried about money, and we're all fighting over who gets to sleep on the floor. I hope it's fun this year. It will be, I am guessing. We have shows on Thursday and Friday, and I get to just relax and run around on Saturday. I fly out to Buffalo Sunday morning at 6. Blargh. For the amount of money I put into the ticket, I really wish I were staying longer.
Please enjoy my new pretend boyfriend, UK version. It was a dead heat between him (recent Doctor Who marathon) and Simon Pegg (they are showing episodes of "Spaced" on BBCA on Mondays) but Eccleston wins. Simon does manage to look like about 6 guys I know who I wouldn't mind kissing for leisure:

Eccleston still wins.

He's like the male Cate Blanchette.
I am renting the Cracker series and rewatching 28 Days Later for the 19th time. Because I am crazy.
26 June 2006
44
Amended:
Ok, so, for some reason it does not allow me to chat on my own website, but it works like a dream on alex's (bastart.blogspot.com, and probably yours, too.) So we make something happen, real real soon.
Oh man. So, tomorrow night, if youse guys are looking at my page, we could all like, pick a time and click on this:
http://www.gabbly.com/www.somefantastic.blogspot.com/
and like, have a big ol' fashioned real-time chat.
Add some blue light and this place will become a virtual Founding Fathers.
Amended:
Ok, so, for some reason it does not allow me to chat on my own website, but it works like a dream on alex's (bastart.blogspot.com, and probably yours, too.) So we make something happen, real real soon.
Oh man. So, tomorrow night, if youse guys are looking at my page, we could all like, pick a time and click on this:
http://www.gabbly.com/www.somefantastic.blogspot.com/
and like, have a big ol' fashioned real-time chat.
Add some blue light and this place will become a virtual Founding Fathers.
24 June 2006
23 June 2006
are you gonna go my way
A lady in the office next to me is shaking a bottle of some kind of liquid and it's making me need to pee worse than anything has before.
I'm still sitting here, though.
The show at 11 on Thursdays is both going really well and also slowly killing me. I slept in this shirt, yo.
Boys? I think so, yes. I also don't know, care and don't care. Sort it!
I am liking High Fidelity, and I can almost read it without imagining the cast of the movie, except for Lisa Bonet. You can say Marie looks like Susan Dey until you're hoarse, I'm still seeing a former Huxtable.
A lady in the office next to me is shaking a bottle of some kind of liquid and it's making me need to pee worse than anything has before.
I'm still sitting here, though.
The show at 11 on Thursdays is both going really well and also slowly killing me. I slept in this shirt, yo.
Boys? I think so, yes. I also don't know, care and don't care. Sort it!
I am liking High Fidelity, and I can almost read it without imagining the cast of the movie, except for Lisa Bonet. You can say Marie looks like Susan Dey until you're hoarse, I'm still seeing a former Huxtable.
22 June 2006
It's all good.
We had a special show at 7, which was cool, and a nice lead in to our regular show at 8, which was also fun. Then I stayed to watch the new team and in a bizarre instance of being in the right place a the right time, I was asked to play with The Faculty. The Faculty is, essentially, the faculty of the theater. It's the first show I saw at the theater and it was the thing made me want to get involved. I was awestruck and intimidated. I think I held my own, but I don't really know. Everyone said it was "fun". Works for me. I almost don't care if I was impressive or not. I was lucky enough to do something really cool that got me genuinely excited.
I may be having a lackluster personal life, and a hell of a lot of trouble paying my bills, but I get to do some coolish stuff at night and then drink beer with good people afterwards. There is little more I should want from life.
My printer is next to me, all 80 pounds of him askew from getting poked in the innards. He's such an old boy. He's a solid two foot square thing that sits ont he floor, yellowed plastic and no frills. He's just not happy anymore and I don't blame him. I barely use him for anything but scripts and the conference room schedules. His little face says "door open", and, you know, none of them are. I think he just wants to be left alone. Ok, buddy. Take a rest.
We had a special show at 7, which was cool, and a nice lead in to our regular show at 8, which was also fun. Then I stayed to watch the new team and in a bizarre instance of being in the right place a the right time, I was asked to play with The Faculty. The Faculty is, essentially, the faculty of the theater. It's the first show I saw at the theater and it was the thing made me want to get involved. I was awestruck and intimidated. I think I held my own, but I don't really know. Everyone said it was "fun". Works for me. I almost don't care if I was impressive or not. I was lucky enough to do something really cool that got me genuinely excited.
I may be having a lackluster personal life, and a hell of a lot of trouble paying my bills, but I get to do some coolish stuff at night and then drink beer with good people afterwards. There is little more I should want from life.
My printer is next to me, all 80 pounds of him askew from getting poked in the innards. He's such an old boy. He's a solid two foot square thing that sits ont he floor, yellowed plastic and no frills. He's just not happy anymore and I don't blame him. I barely use him for anything but scripts and the conference room schedules. His little face says "door open", and, you know, none of them are. I think he just wants to be left alone. Ok, buddy. Take a rest.
21 June 2006
It's-so-sad-can-I-finish?
Lately it's been making me laugh to say "Look out!" or "Duck!" when it is not appropriate. Like, when I see someone on TV wearing camo I yell, "It's a war! Duck!" Or when someone is handing someone else a stapler, or coming towards me. Or just sitting there. Try it. It's not for everybody, but being annoying really fills the time.
I've given up on the Lastfm thing, mainly because I am rarely on my home computer long enough to justify it. And when I am, I am usually listening to stuff I downloaded, or mixes. But I love the code, and I like the idea of a now playing list, so maybe I will figure out something audioscrobbleryish, so then everyone can know that last night I listened to "superconnected" 19 times in a row, that dam ass Sia song that I don't want to like (but do) 6 times and "I am not my hair" once. Just once.
In the next 48 hours I am going to watch/do 5 shows. This is normal for me. I am not dating much lately. I am actually going to do something non-comedy on Friday. I'm going to see my friend's band at the Knitting Factory. What does one wear to such an event?
I am flying from Providence to Buffalo for my family reunion in July. I have to fly to Cleveland first, then hang out for two hours, then fly to Buffalo. Irritatingandpricey. I hope the Cleveland airport has a waterslide or something.
I am . . how you say? Ah, yes. The Sleepy.
Other than that, not much going on.
Lately it's been making me laugh to say "Look out!" or "Duck!" when it is not appropriate. Like, when I see someone on TV wearing camo I yell, "It's a war! Duck!" Or when someone is handing someone else a stapler, or coming towards me. Or just sitting there. Try it. It's not for everybody, but being annoying really fills the time.
I've given up on the Lastfm thing, mainly because I am rarely on my home computer long enough to justify it. And when I am, I am usually listening to stuff I downloaded, or mixes. But I love the code, and I like the idea of a now playing list, so maybe I will figure out something audioscrobbleryish, so then everyone can know that last night I listened to "superconnected" 19 times in a row, that dam ass Sia song that I don't want to like (but do) 6 times and "I am not my hair" once. Just once.
In the next 48 hours I am going to watch/do 5 shows. This is normal for me. I am not dating much lately. I am actually going to do something non-comedy on Friday. I'm going to see my friend's band at the Knitting Factory. What does one wear to such an event?
I am flying from Providence to Buffalo for my family reunion in July. I have to fly to Cleveland first, then hang out for two hours, then fly to Buffalo. Irritatingandpricey. I hope the Cleveland airport has a waterslide or something.
I am . . how you say? Ah, yes. The Sleepy.
Other than that, not much going on.
20 June 2006
Photo posto
We went to the Brooklyn Brewery over the weekend. I like beer. We hung out and watched Italy v. US and drank some beer and then went to a craft fair.
A craft fair in Williamsburg is a beautiful thing: monster purses and ironic, felt-patterned teeshirts as far as the eye could see.

sorry.

surf bar has sand on the floor!

and crazy boobcups.

This is FancyD at the benefit we did last night. I didn't get a picture with Fred Willard because I am too scared to ask. Somebody did. It was good and weird. He didn't exactly sit in with us for our set, which was kind of a relief because we all would have forgotten how to talk. But he did some stuff for us at the top, and he was really kind and funny and very complimentary and gracious backstage.

and blah de blah. I need sleeps.
We went to the Brooklyn Brewery over the weekend. I like beer. We hung out and watched Italy v. US and drank some beer and then went to a craft fair.
A craft fair in Williamsburg is a beautiful thing: monster purses and ironic, felt-patterned teeshirts as far as the eye could see.

sorry.

surf bar has sand on the floor!

and crazy boobcups.

This is FancyD at the benefit we did last night. I didn't get a picture with Fred Willard because I am too scared to ask. Somebody did. It was good and weird. He didn't exactly sit in with us for our set, which was kind of a relief because we all would have forgotten how to talk. But he did some stuff for us at the top, and he was really kind and funny and very complimentary and gracious backstage.

and blah de blah. I need sleeps.
19 June 2006
Dashing Good Looks: You know what the thing is with Sorkin?
Handsome Woman: The thing?
DGL: The repitition.
HW: What thing with Sorkin?
DGL: The thing is the repitition.
HW: Repitition is the thing?
DGL: The joke.
HW: The thing is the joke.
DGL: The joke is repitition.
HW: Repitition.
DGL: The Sorkin thing.
HW: And where does sarcasm fit?
DGL: Everywhere.
Handsome Woman: The thing?
DGL: The repitition.
HW: What thing with Sorkin?
DGL: The thing is the repitition.
HW: Repitition is the thing?
DGL: The joke.
HW: The thing is the joke.
DGL: The joke is repitition.
HW: Repitition.
DGL: The Sorkin thing.
HW: And where does sarcasm fit?
DGL: Everywhere.
16 June 2006
15 June 2006
If I could offer a suggestion: Dress sluttier.
It is the best piece of dating advice anyone has ever given me. I'm not saying I'm going to do it. I'm just saying, I get it.
"I'm not seeing a lot of exposed skin here."
"Yeah, bring 'the boys' out once in a while."
My interpretation = I really shouldn't be taking all of ths quite so seriously. (Also, from now on, I am going to refer to my boobs as 'the boys'.) I'm just feeling kind of springtime all of a sudden. Who knows how I'll feel next week. Stay tuned!
It is the best piece of dating advice anyone has ever given me. I'm not saying I'm going to do it. I'm just saying, I get it.
"I'm not seeing a lot of exposed skin here."
"Yeah, bring 'the boys' out once in a while."
My interpretation = I really shouldn't be taking all of ths quite so seriously. (Also, from now on, I am going to refer to my boobs as 'the boys'.) I'm just feeling kind of springtime all of a sudden. Who knows how I'll feel next week. Stay tuned!
14 June 2006
Two Arguments For Always Keeping Your Headphones On During Your Commute
Attractive guy and interesting-looking guy got on the N Saturday night and sat across from me. They started talking about girls, in terms of where they fell on the hotness scale.
"attractive" guy: My last girlfriend was only, like, a 5.
interesting-looking guy: Who was she? Oh, wait, no. I never met her.
"attractive" guy: Yeah, you never met her because she was only a 5.
Then I vomitted on his penis.
On my way home from work on the W a few days later, there was a really manicured model-looking couple standing in the middle of the train being irritatingly casual and loud-phoney flirty, you know the type. I guess they were being friendly with somebody's toddler during the trip, because he was waving at them after his family got off at Queensboro Plaza.
"He's still waving," said man-bot, waving back. "Give him the finger."
"no!" girl-bot said prettily, waving at the boy.
"He won't know what it means." he said through his broad, fake smile. "We can get away with it."
Then I made man-bot eat his balls.
Attractive guy and interesting-looking guy got on the N Saturday night and sat across from me. They started talking about girls, in terms of where they fell on the hotness scale.
"attractive" guy: My last girlfriend was only, like, a 5.
interesting-looking guy: Who was she? Oh, wait, no. I never met her.
"attractive" guy: Yeah, you never met her because she was only a 5.
Then I vomitted on his penis.
On my way home from work on the W a few days later, there was a really manicured model-looking couple standing in the middle of the train being irritatingly casual and loud-phoney flirty, you know the type. I guess they were being friendly with somebody's toddler during the trip, because he was waving at them after his family got off at Queensboro Plaza.
"He's still waving," said man-bot, waving back. "Give him the finger."
"no!" girl-bot said prettily, waving at the boy.
"He won't know what it means." he said through his broad, fake smile. "We can get away with it."
Then I made man-bot eat his balls.
13 June 2006
One of those days
This feels like the longest day.
The good news is, I can drive back to ny with adam and amy in July, so I won't be dropping more than 300 bux on plane tickets from Providence to Buffalo. And, you know, I can eat this month. And drink in Providence. (and here.) (and buffalo.) (might i have a problem? let's discuss it.) (over beers.)
Veggie Delite feels good in my empty stomach. I love you roughage.
This feels like the longest day.
The good news is, I can drive back to ny with adam and amy in July, so I won't be dropping more than 300 bux on plane tickets from Providence to Buffalo. And, you know, I can eat this month. And drink in Providence. (and here.) (and buffalo.) (might i have a problem? let's discuss it.) (over beers.)
Veggie Delite feels good in my empty stomach. I love you roughage.
12 June 2006
The title needn't be so harsh. Meow.
In case you haven't noticed, I've been super down lately. I have no real good reason for it, so I'm just going to let myself be down for a while. I will say, a little sunshine and oxygen kind of lifts things up a bit. One point for taking a walk and, well, depression is still winning. Meh.
In case you haven't noticed, I've been super down lately. I have no real good reason for it, so I'm just going to let myself be down for a while. I will say, a little sunshine and oxygen kind of lifts things up a bit. One point for taking a walk and, well, depression is still winning. Meh.
in no particular order
1. Annoying &c, owie in heart regions, repeat.
2. A six pack of Rolling Rock is not worth my last $11.
3. Please, if you ever catch me taking what I do too seriously, remind me that on Saturday I performed with a group called "Tri-State-utory Rape".
4. I'm supposed to go home at the end of the month. I don't know where that money is going to come from.
5. Mo says hi.
1. Annoying &c, owie in heart regions, repeat.
2. A six pack of Rolling Rock is not worth my last $11.
3. Please, if you ever catch me taking what I do too seriously, remind me that on Saturday I performed with a group called "Tri-State-utory Rape".
4. I'm supposed to go home at the end of the month. I don't know where that money is going to come from.
5. Mo says hi.
09 June 2006
Regular brain: how's that chicken burrito treating you?
Idiot brain: zzzzzzzzzz
Regular brain: yeah, I thought so. Try eating something once in a while.
Idiot brain: zzzzzzzzzz
Regular brain: Ok. I'm going to get back to work, then. See you next time we have to talk to an authority figure or attractive man.
Idiot brain: zzzzzzzzzz
Regular brain: yeah, I thought so. Try eating something once in a while.
Idiot brain: zzzzzzzzzz
Regular brain: Ok. I'm going to get back to work, then. See you next time we have to talk to an authority figure or attractive man.
idiot brain: Nobody likes me
regular brain: you get like this at the same time everyday.
ib: because it's true
rb: because you're coming down off of your caffiene high.
ib: and I am hated.
rb: go look at the daily kitten.
ib: you don't like me.
rb: you are very high maintenence.
ib: I hide it well.
rb: not really.
ib: of course nobody likes me. I am demanding and self-centered.
rb: everybody feels this way sometimes.
ib: so now i'm not unique?
rb: let's just sit here quietly for a while.
regular brain: you get like this at the same time everyday.
ib: because it's true
rb: because you're coming down off of your caffiene high.
ib: and I am hated.
rb: go look at the daily kitten.
ib: you don't like me.
rb: you are very high maintenence.
ib: I hide it well.
rb: not really.
ib: of course nobody likes me. I am demanding and self-centered.
rb: everybody feels this way sometimes.
ib: so now i'm not unique?
rb: let's just sit here quietly for a while.
08 June 2006
But everyone wants to see that groovy thing
I've gotten into this awful habit of ducking out of places without saying goodbye. Not like regular hanging out with friends, mostly just after certain shows I do, or if I go to the bar after. I will just get my stuff and leave. What is wrong with me? That's not polite at all.
I've always kept certain stuff off of here-but I'll give you the stats and you can fill in the blanks.
I'm over that completely.
I'm over that, and it turned out great!
I know I should, but I don't feel like getting over that yet.
That's weird and cool.
I have such a long way to go.
Enjoy!
I've gotten into this awful habit of ducking out of places without saying goodbye. Not like regular hanging out with friends, mostly just after certain shows I do, or if I go to the bar after. I will just get my stuff and leave. What is wrong with me? That's not polite at all.
I've always kept certain stuff off of here-but I'll give you the stats and you can fill in the blanks.
I'm over that completely.
I'm over that, and it turned out great!
I know I should, but I don't feel like getting over that yet.
That's weird and cool.
I have such a long way to go.
Enjoy!
07 June 2006
06 June 2006
Now will saying "yes" get you in trouble at times? Will saying "yes" lead you to doing some foolish things? Yes it will. But don't be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying "yes" begins things. Saying "yes" is how things grow. Saying "yes" leads to knowledge. "Yes" is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say "yes."
-Stephen Colbert (!)
-Stephen Colbert (!)
05 June 2006
Destroy all humans
I love queens, except for when it rains.
Here's an incomplete list of things I had to restrain myself from doing during the three hours and three transfers it took to get home on Friday night(including who: why):
-shin kick (weird lady: talking to me)
-defacing public property (wall bus map: being unhelpful)
-pushing (strangers, walking slowly)
-tripping(strangers: pushing past me)
-elbow to back of head (man: cellphone screamtalking)
-whipping something sharp at face (lady: cellphone screamtalking)
-general smashing (7 train: being delayed, hot.)
-destroying all humans (all humans: existing)
Things i did not restrain myself from doing:
-pushing (my brother: for being stuck behind man who wouldn't move)
-eating two hot pockets and going to bed early.
Probability that someone wanted to do one or all of those things to me at some point during those three hours? 1:1
Saturday was much better. I watched Van Wilder (don't judge me) and performed at my brother's variety show. I was worried it was going to be a weird room for duo improv (scenes tend to be slower, more relationshippy, less joke machiney) Oddly, I did some of the best work I've ever done. It's weird, my scene partner is a great guy, we're good friends, but it was our first time out there and it was just way better than I could have expected. I don't know where the chemistry comes from, but I like it. So that's cool.
Then, oh snap!
We met up with other people doing a different show and did some karaoke. Furn fact! If you go to Sing Sing on 5th and A, and sing Queen of Hearts, Paige from Trading Spaces is in the video line-dancing and being spunky. Also, if you screamsing for three hours you can still be hoarse two days later.
(my setlist-Rich Girl, Creep (radiohead version), Come on Eileen (retired!), Try a little Tenderness (don't know it was well as I thought!) Brian Wilson (awesome! I forgot how much I loved that song!) and I scram along with all of the other songs. (Scram=screamed, but cuter.))
I love queens, except for when it rains.
Here's an incomplete list of things I had to restrain myself from doing during the three hours and three transfers it took to get home on Friday night(including who: why):
-shin kick (weird lady: talking to me)
-defacing public property (wall bus map: being unhelpful)
-pushing (strangers, walking slowly)
-tripping(strangers: pushing past me)
-elbow to back of head (man: cellphone screamtalking)
-whipping something sharp at face (lady: cellphone screamtalking)
-general smashing (7 train: being delayed, hot.)
-destroying all humans (all humans: existing)
Things i did not restrain myself from doing:
-pushing (my brother: for being stuck behind man who wouldn't move)
-eating two hot pockets and going to bed early.
Probability that someone wanted to do one or all of those things to me at some point during those three hours? 1:1
Saturday was much better. I watched Van Wilder (don't judge me) and performed at my brother's variety show. I was worried it was going to be a weird room for duo improv (scenes tend to be slower, more relationshippy, less joke machiney) Oddly, I did some of the best work I've ever done. It's weird, my scene partner is a great guy, we're good friends, but it was our first time out there and it was just way better than I could have expected. I don't know where the chemistry comes from, but I like it. So that's cool.
Then, oh snap!
We met up with other people doing a different show and did some karaoke. Furn fact! If you go to Sing Sing on 5th and A, and sing Queen of Hearts, Paige from Trading Spaces is in the video line-dancing and being spunky. Also, if you screamsing for three hours you can still be hoarse two days later.
(my setlist-Rich Girl, Creep (radiohead version), Come on Eileen (retired!), Try a little Tenderness (don't know it was well as I thought!) Brian Wilson (awesome! I forgot how much I loved that song!) and I scram along with all of the other songs. (Scram=screamed, but cuter.))
02 June 2006
that was a little bit of all right
I had an audition at The Onion for a web thing, and recorded a little bit of stuff for their radio show that my friend Joe set me up with, and it was really nice. The people were super crazy kind and I was completely comfortable. They have a hot dog toaster in their kitchen! (a toaster! for hotdogs only!) I might do some more work there in the futuretimes, too. So that is bonus+1.
I coached. I think it went all right. I don't know.
Mo and I hosted a show for the first time. I was dead on my feet, but we made some funny jokes and I think the people liked it.
Then I goed home and couldn't sleep.
Now I drink the coffees and play on the puters.
I had an audition at The Onion for a web thing, and recorded a little bit of stuff for their radio show that my friend Joe set me up with, and it was really nice. The people were super crazy kind and I was completely comfortable. They have a hot dog toaster in their kitchen! (a toaster! for hotdogs only!) I might do some more work there in the futuretimes, too. So that is bonus+1.
I coached. I think it went all right. I don't know.
Mo and I hosted a show for the first time. I was dead on my feet, but we made some funny jokes and I think the people liked it.
Then I goed home and couldn't sleep.
Now I drink the coffees and play on the puters.
01 June 2006
It disturbs me how put-out I am whenever I have to stop screwing around on the internet to do my job.
Not a lot disturbed, though, don't worry.
The cold I've held at bay for lo these many days is inching back into my throat. I thought I pwned you, illnez! Whatever. Who needs a voice and energy? Oh. Performers? Oh. Crap.
I'm tired. My outfit is dumb. The best I can hope for is to not embarass myself tonight. I think by managing to cram all of these nerve-wracking things into one evening I've managed to zen out about all of them. It was sort of like the little bit of dating I was doing before I went to England. I could have sat around waiting for him (them) to call, but I had other crap in mind, you know? So there was no stress? How it ought to be? This is why I am going to constantly plans trips of a lifetime. A weekend in the underground comedy scene in Seattle? Ok. Two days on a clipper ship in Halifax? Yes. Skydiving in the Poconos? If youse are goin.
Whenever Tracey has a ton of meetings and auditions (which is always) and then stop and do yoga, or meet up with friends she calls it A New York Day. She has special stickers for her calendar and everything. This is my New York Day. It might turn out all right. I'm just hoping I make it to bed before two.
What does it mean when a guy says "I flirt a lot, and none of it means anything," and then he flirts with you? That means you're going to have babies together, right? And amazing sex, all the time? And you will be his one and only? I'm pretending you are nodding your head emphatically. Thank you for your input!
Not a lot disturbed, though, don't worry.
The cold I've held at bay for lo these many days is inching back into my throat. I thought I pwned you, illnez! Whatever. Who needs a voice and energy? Oh. Performers? Oh. Crap.
I'm tired. My outfit is dumb. The best I can hope for is to not embarass myself tonight. I think by managing to cram all of these nerve-wracking things into one evening I've managed to zen out about all of them. It was sort of like the little bit of dating I was doing before I went to England. I could have sat around waiting for him (them) to call, but I had other crap in mind, you know? So there was no stress? How it ought to be? This is why I am going to constantly plans trips of a lifetime. A weekend in the underground comedy scene in Seattle? Ok. Two days on a clipper ship in Halifax? Yes. Skydiving in the Poconos? If youse are goin.
Whenever Tracey has a ton of meetings and auditions (which is always) and then stop and do yoga, or meet up with friends she calls it A New York Day. She has special stickers for her calendar and everything. This is my New York Day. It might turn out all right. I'm just hoping I make it to bed before two.
What does it mean when a guy says "I flirt a lot, and none of it means anything," and then he flirts with you? That means you're going to have babies together, right? And amazing sex, all the time? And you will be his one and only? I'm pretending you are nodding your head emphatically. Thank you for your input!
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