6 Visions of Weirdness About Me...
- I never go bare footed. I have never liked it unless I was walking at the beach in the sand...once I hit pavement...some sort of covering must go on the feet. I have very soft and what I consider to be nice little feet that take me generally where I'd like to go...with shoes.
- I have owned a very old and rare Porsche from 1955 that I purchased in the 80's. The weird thing that comes into this picture is that Mr. Sumo talked me into selling it because he didn't want to bother with it's upkeep...so I complied (not very willingly mind you). The next day he informed me that upon reflection I probably shouldn't have sold it. Could you hazard a guess as to the look I gave him?
- Growing up in Los Angeles I had many opportunities to see and sometimes meet movie stars. Went to school with a few of them turns out. I was standing by the sound man's station during "Oliver" and as the cast came out from their dressing room area to go to the stage...one of the actor's took me by the arm and dragged me to the stage...but just happened to stop short and let me go just before the lights were turned up...and I retreated very quickly. The actor was in "Bonnie and Clyde."
- I am very insecure and introverted in crowds of people...or anything for that matter. I am not sociable at all. I dread being around lots of people...maybe because I am an only child. I was raised to speak when spoken to. That's the great thing about having one's own blog...you can act the fool on it...and no one knows who the heck you are.
- I can smell BS a mile away. When someone starts with the beauty compliments and just in general makes over me too much...I know that something is wrong. Too many people think quiet people are dumb and a few stupid complimentary comments will make that person (me) believe it's true...they couldn't be more wrong! I'm very suspicious of a person's sanity when they tell me how wonderful and cutsey poo I am. I'm not senile yet you morons!
- I have to have everything straight. Pictures on walls adjusted if askew...rugs set right if out of place...in general anything that would need straightening...I'm the person for the job. I'll organize any desk or shelf without being asked...it must be done...you cannot stop me.
I know I've been a disappointment...I'm really quite dull...but I'm happy being me...most of the time.

You'd better straighten up your act Clowney Guy...or I'll have to straighten it for you...you know I can't abide a messed up outfit...now don't make me slap the crap out of you with that hat hanging funny on your pointy little head...you know I'll hurt you if you get dirty too!



I just want you to know...those of you that visit here...that if this happens and we have no tommorrow...I have really enjoyed your friendly company. Dub & Co. won't be happy until they get off on that mushroom cloud...so I wanted to say my goodbyes before and not after. Heh heh! Enjoy your weekend if you can...in fact...I dare you to have some fun. But...I expect all the dirty details though.
Go all in...in Iraq that is!

This certainly turned out to be a powerful piece of commercialism if ever there was one. I thought Laura looked older somehow...or maybe she was just cranky...been around Cheney too much.














































