
General Conference Weekend, How I love thee, Let me count the ways:
1) It's a week off from church callings!
2) You don't have to referee during sacrament meeting!
3) You get to wear whatever you want...no skirts required!
4) You can be getting your church for the week and checking your email at the same time!
5) You can be getting your church for the week and be stuffing your face with ice cream at the same time (I don't think that would go over very well in Sacrament)
6) You get to laugh at the people in the Tabernacle Choir that are just a little too into the song they're singing! (yes, I'm going to hell for that one!)
7) Priesthood Session...the GA's tell the men everything WE'VE been telling them for the past six months!
8) If you fall asleep...you don't have to feel bad, you can just read it in the Ensign the next month!
9) Your AM band on the radio feels appreciated (this is the only weekend that mine actually gets used)!
10) Last but not least, the family traditions (oh yeah, and the talks too)!
My family has so many traditions on General Conference Weekend! It usually starts on Saturday, with us all getting together at some point and "watching" a session. I use the word "watching" very loosely here...because, honestly, I don't know how much of it we actually end up seeing. We're always referreeing the kids or talking to each other about something. Usually at least one of us will say during each talk, "I have no clue what this guy has been talking about!" It actually can become kind of amusing three or four talks into the session!
That night, the boys go to Priesthood Session and the girls (and unfortunately, the kids) go shopping! Afterwards, we meet up at Joe Vera's in Provo for a late dinner. Have you ever been to Joe Vera's? If not, then you need to go! It's on Center St. in Provo and the food is to DIE for! I recommend the bandito. But, make sure you have them take off the onions or your breath will kill off everything within three feet of you for the next two days (I'm speaking from personal experience here)!

The next morning, we all meet at my parents house for the morning session of conference and eat waffles with homemade syrup (also, to die for!) Usually, we DO end up hearing some of this session...but that's only because we're too busy stuffing our faces to talk to each other!

Between sessions, we usually try to do something fun. In the fall, we sometimes go to look at the leaves up the canyon. In the spring, it varies (depending on the weather). This year, we decided to go up to Bridal Veil Falls. Dan, Kristin's man,

and my dad rode their bikes up the bike path (note to Dan: way to score major brownie points with the old man) and the rest of us met them there! We walked up to the base of the falls and
let the boys throw rocks in the water. They all had a thick layer of dirt on them by the time we left to go home!
We then go back to my parents house for the afternoon session where I promptly fall asleep! I'm not kidding you...it happens every year! After getting up at 3:00 am on both Saturday and Sunday for work...plus squeezing in all of these extra curricular activities...I'm exhausted! As I said earlier, thank goodness for the Ensign! While I was asleep, the boys decided they hadn't had enough dirt for one day and went outside for more fun in the mud!


After the last session is over, we all eat one of my mom's delicious dinners...which she always says isn't a big deal, but it is! You should see the spread this girl puts out! Her regular meals always consist of a main dish, side dish, vegetable, jello salad, green salad, and rolls with homemade jelly. At our house, you're lucky if there's a side dish some evenings! Anyway, this year she made ham and funeral potatoes...it was very tasty to say the least!
So, that's a typical General Conference Weekend for my family. I love it and always look forward to it...so if in early-October, you see me jumping up and down, you'll understand why! --Lindsay