I know I haven't blogged in a hot minute and I'm sure you've all missed me, huh?  (That was a joke.)  In all honesty, the past month has gone by really fast and a lot of sh*t has gone down.  I might have had a breakdown or two (or four).

But I saw this link up and wanted to jump on board.  enjoy.

 

I laughed so hard I cried when...I watched nick mastodon on Vine.  seriously, y'all.  look that up on Vine. (especially the Suit and Tie Barney mash-up's)

 

My high school...was extremely small. we're talkin' less than 400 students from 8th-12th grade.  but
I'm still close friends with pretty much everyone that was in my class at good 'ol Dixie High School.
 

It really pisses me off...when people just text back "OK" or "k"...no...stop.
 

In ten years...I will be peeking around the corner to 40.  I hope I'm still as cool as I am now.

 

In 1999...I was in 10th grade in high school.  I had just gotten my driver's license and I was being your standard teenage terror scaring the shit out of my mom.

To me, Sushi...is pretty gross.  I've only ever eaten it a few times and when I did the "middle parts" were something fried. 
 

Someone really needs to invent...an easier way to meet boys.

 

The first time I drank alcohol...I was probably 15.  It was a Bartles and James wine cooler.  I thought I was the shit.

The one question I would ask God is...how much longer to I have to keep dating loser dudes before I get to the "good one."

Lindsay Lohan...is sending out a bad name for us gingers.