Monday, December 31, 2007

Still More Christmas in the Poconos: By the Numbers

21 Family members at the Pine Hill Lodge.
8 Children under the age of 8.
7 Trips to Wal-Mart.
11 Bedrooms.
5 Trips to the Outlet Mall.
200 Meals eaten.
500 Photographs taken.
800 Plastic eating utensils used.
17,100 Man-miles traveled to and from Mt. Pocono.
5 People whose return flights were canceled.
1 Number of fireplace explosions.
0 Number of people injured in fireplace explosions.

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Getting there is half the fun…


…but getting home can be a nightmare.


While getting there may not be fully half the fun, the terror of travel is mitigated by the anticipation of arrival – knowing that when you get there you are On Vacation! This anticipation tends to diminish the inevitable mishaps of travel.


Getting home, however, has no such mitigating factors. In fact, the opposite is true – being anxious to get home and sleep in your own bed, every mishap is amplified.


Thursday morning was long to begin with – the Davises, the Rowans and the Bowlers had already left, taking with them seven of the most adorable participants in our family fete in the Poconos. The Lesans took the remaining wunderkind early Thursday morning, leaving five tired adults to while away the last couple of hours closing up the Pine Hill Lodge before heading back to Newark Liberty Airport. It is a 2-hour (max) drive to the aiport; our flight was scheduled for 3:00 p.m.; we left Mt. Pocono at 10:30 a.m.


It was raining, to begin with. Our rented Sonata was filled to the max with five adults and their luggage, including the guitar. Aside from the rain, the drive was uneventful until Pops asked where we were and how soon we would come to our exit. This opened up a lengthy discussion involving all passengers, as the first analysis was that we were somewhere near Patterson, miles past our exit. In the end, this proved not to be true. With only one minor error we found our way to the lovely Wyndham Garden hotel (named for the Garden State?), turned in our car, loaded our bags into the shuttle, and headed towards Newark Liberty.


By the time we were in the shuttle we got our first clue of what might await us – a voice mail from our friends at Delta saying that the first leg of our flight was delayed, thus making it impossible to make our connection at Reagan International. The good news was that we had been rebooked on a direct flight to Salt Lake City.


Further investigation at the airport, however, uncovered a nefarious scheme of deception. Only Spencer had been rebooked on the direct flight. By the time the very helpful but essentially powerless lady at the Delta ticket counter had finished her work, Spencer still remained the only one traveling to Salt Lake on Thursday. Jenni cried. The Js ended up with a direct flight to SLC at 7:00 a.m. the next morning; Mother and I had a 7:00 a.m. flight to Atlanta, where we would then make a connection to SLC. And no, Delta would not pay for hotel rooms since this “was not a Delta problem” but was dictated by Air Traffic Control. We left Spencer at the airport, hauled our bags to the P4 terminal, caught the free shuttle to the Holiday Inn, bought two rooms, checked in, and took well-deserved naps.


Spencer was confirmed but his flight was overbooked, and in the end he volunteered for a $400 voucher, cab fare to Manhattan, and a first class seat from JFK to SLC on Friday morning. Being sufficiently rejuvenated after our naps, the rest of us called a cab which took us from the Holiday Inn to beautiful downtown Newark ($25) where we took the PATH to Manhattan ($6 for four of us). From the PATH station at the World Trade Center we walked down to Battery Park where the lovely Lizzie entertained the five of us (Spencer arrived shortly after we did) with appetizers in her luxury apartment before meeting JT and going to a wonderful little Thai restaurant. So in the end it was a very nice evening in New York with the Davises and the Christmas lights.


We set our alarms for 4:00 a.m. and made our way bleary-eyed to the lobby of the Holiday Inn on Friday morning, joining a score of other travelers on the free shuttle. There were some tense moments (the Js did not get seat assignments until everyone else had boarded – Jenni did not cry; our flight to Atlanta was delayed over an hour due to storms in Atlanta, making our connection dubious). In the end, Mother and I made a beeline for the SLC gate when we arrived in Atlanta and there were several standby passengers begging to get on, but the agent was saying he still waiting for two confirmed passengers. “That’s us!” He issued us our boarding passes – in First Class – and we began the last flight home…


In the end, everyone got something: the Js were the first ones home; Mother and I got First Class upgrades on both legs of our flight; and Spencer (the big winner here), got a First Class upgrade and a $400 voucher. And we all had dinner in Manhattan with the Davises. All’s well that ends.

Christmas in the Poconos


So, we did it. Mom, Pops and Spencer flew from NYC to Newark on Thursday, rented a car and drove to Mt. Pocono; Joseph and Jenni flew to Newark on Friday where Lizzie and JT picked them up and drove West; the Rowans drove from Boston with four small children in the minivan; the Bowlers drove up from Alexandria with their three girls; and the Lesans made the long drive from Cincinnati with Ellie. We filled all 11 bedrooms at the spacious Pine Hill Lodge!

The planned activity schedule was simple: take care of children, talk, eat, visit Wal-Mart, repeat. It was interrupted by the occasional excursion to the outlet mall, Church on Sunday, and the formal family photo sessions. The children took a walk in the woods and built a snow cave (thanks, Chris!), built gingerbread houses, constructed tree decorations, and engaged in countless craft projects. The men honed their skills at Scrabble and Jots-and-Tittles (let the record show that the family patriarch won both games); Spencer read Fast Food Nation; Jenni completed Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix; we played the traditional biennial round of Pass-the-Parcel; we had endless popcorn, hot cocoa, and meals; we were visited by George "I'm getting too old for this" the landlord; we spent long-awaited-for hours hugging and playing with grandchildren; and when the little children were finally in bed at night we stayed up way too late talking in the living room.

A wonderful time was had by all!

Poke-A-Nose Pictures

WE MISS YOU ALREADY!








Friday, December 14, 2007

Christmas in Salt Lake City

The report is that there were one million requests for tickets to this year's Tabernacle Choir Christmas Concert with the King's Singers. Some who did not get tickets offered to pay $500 to anyone willing to give up a ticket. This has become the biggest event of the season.

The J's joined us for dinner with GBH tonight before going to the concert. When Grandpa said he had met with the King's Singers in the afternoon, Joseph looked shocked. "The King's Singers are in town?" He thought we were going to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir Christmas Concert, but had missed the fact the King's Singers were the guest artists.

It was a wonderful evening. Tracey arranged a cart for us plus Grammie and Daddy Owen; Spencer took Mary Jane Dibble and came separately; Sean, Sophie, Maddi,Regan, and Regan's latest walked over; we also gave tickets to the Babcocks and the Mackeys. The gang was all there - Pearces, Walkers, Hinckleys.

About half of the numbers were arranged by Mack Wilberg - including arrangements for the King's Singers with choir, orchestra, and bells! Richard Elliott tap-danced through a rendition of "I Saw Three Ships" on the organ, playing the melody with his feet. The Christmas story from Luke 2 was read by the King's Singers in appropriate British accents.

Still having a wonderful time; still wishing you were here!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

An Evening in Bethlehem

Once again, for just one night, the Bonneville Glen reached its highest and best use as the setting for the 4th annual live nativity. And once again, it was the highlight of the season. A steady stream of visitors began shortly before 6:00 p.m. and continued until past 9:00 p.m. on a cold (23 degrees) and clear winter evening.

The village entrance was guarded by Roman centurions, the mayor greeted visitors in the village square, and there was a constant bustle of activity around the fires in the village as visitors and residents alike warmed themselves, enjoyed hot cider, and ate fresh bread with honey-butter.

But the real event took place out beyond the camel corral. A short walk along the half-frozen stream brought visitors to a small stable which housed a little family and their donkey on this cold night. Shepherds watched their flocks by night and wise men from the East came to pay honor to the little babe. Families, some with tears in their eyes, stood in silence for several minutes just taking in the scene.

The Bonneville Stake was joined this year by our new friends at First Baptist Church (the one across from America's most famous high school) who served on the committee, provided several actors, and provided hundreds of luminarias along the trails. Our Lady of Lourdes parish and Wasatch Presbyterian also provided help and distributed flyers to their congregations. The final attendance statistics are not yet in, but by all accounts it was a great success - a steady stream of visitors but not overwhelming.

Having a wonderful time; wish you were here!

Friday, December 07, 2007

COUNTDOWN TO THE POCONOS


Just a reminder that the Pine Hill Lodge awaits us on December 20!

Monday, December 03, 2007

Hum... Which one will it be?

After a quick look at BabyNames.com for suggestions, here's a few names to consider for the newest member of Team J:

Boy Names: James, Jamison, Jaxon, Jamarion, Jono (like Bono with a J), Jerrick (like Eric, but with a J), Jabulani (a common Zulu name), or Jerome.

Girl Names: Jadzia, Janna (like Anna, but with a J), Jenibelle (like Jenni and Belle put together), Jerrica (like Erica, but with a J), or Jaslene (because it rhymes with Kathleen).

Or, there is my personal favorite. A combination of Joseph and Jennifer: Josipher (the nickname would obviously be Josi). Of course if the due date is really June 23 (Grandpa's birthday), then the baby must be named Gordon or Gordina.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

"We welcome each of you to this general session of the Salt Lake Bonneville Stake conference"


So, another stake conference has concluded. The stake center was blanketed in six inches of new snow which had fallen during the day on Saturday. The skies were blue and the winter sun was bright.

On Saturday night we had a very different session. The theme was preparedness and we offered four workshops (you could attend two): How to get out of debt (John Jackson); How to discuss finances with your spouse (Peggy DeAzevedo from LDS Family Services); Vital documents (Randy Baker); and 90-days of food storage (Lisa Card). We concluded with salsa and chips in the Primary room.

We held Priesthood Leadership on Sunday morning at the Yale building, and added bagels and juice to the program (following the benediction). Does serving refreshments improve attendance? The initial analysis says "yes."

The Sunday morning session began with Bill Evans conducting the Bonneville Strings in our 30-minute prelude: The Lord's Prayer (Malotte), Pavane (by our own Jay Welch), Ave Verum (Mozart), and selections from the Messiah: Overature, And The Glory, Surely (with the choir). They concluded with Were You There (Sleeth). The program was as follows:
Opening Hymn: Joy To The World
Invocation: Rex Warner
Sustainings: Pres. Babcock
Musical Number: O Come All Ye Faithful (choir and strings)
Speaker: Pres. Evans
Speaker: Lauren Porter (a Laurel, daughter of eveyone's favorite therapist)
Speaker: Becky Owen (she does more than just play the organ!)
Speaker: Jill Carter (Stake YW President, etc.)
Congregational Hymn: Praise To The Man
Speaker: Pres. Babcock
Testimony: Todd Cook
Testimony: Ron Hale
Testimony: Sarah Cutler (just returned from Washington Kennewick Mission)
Testimony: Hector Alba (counselor in mission presidency)
Testimony: Charles Rose (counselor in temple presidency)
Concluding Speaker: Pres. Hinckley
Closing Hymn: Beautiful Savior (choir and strings), arranged by Wm. J. Evans
Benediction: Laura Miller (Y2)


All in all, it was another great stake conference!