Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Feels Like Home To Me

My sister and I grew up in Northwest Florida and called it home for over 25 years. However, unbeknownst to us, dad made a promise to our mother many years ago that when we were grown and gone, they could move back home to Louisiana.

Five years ago this summer, he made good on his word.

What he didn't realize was how traumatic that move would be for his daughters. Sure, Chrissy and I have lived in other cities and states, but we've always called 8 Lakeview Drive home. After all, that is where we grew up, where our bedrooms were always waiting on  us, where our pets lived, where we celebrated holidays and where Santa never failed to visit.

I have so many memories of that subdivision off of Highway 98. There was never a shortage of girls to play with, day or night.  Thoughts of pool parties, roller skating, games of hide and seek, the two story tree house my daddy built in the back yard, and the good old fashion metal swing set (that may have caused a few of us to get tetanus shots) just make me smile.

The teen years came along and our friendships grew stronger as we ventured into cheerleading, homecomings, boyfriends and driver's licenses.

Like the Miranda Lambert song, "this was the house that built me".

It makes me sad that there aren't endless sidewalks like we had when I was younger and the world doesn't seem as safe as it was when Nic, Steph and I would hop on our bikes and ride around the block for hours on end.

How could mom and dad want to live anywhere else?

Apparently they can and did. They moved EIGHT HOURS AWAY!! 

Now that mom and dad are retired they come visit Chrissy and me more than we go to them, but at least twice a year we visit 143 Jack Drive and strangely enough, it's starting to feel like home.

(Minus the emerald green carpet and avocado green kitchen and bath.)

I digress.

Anyway, my parents decided to build their dream house and found the plans and specifications from a Southern Living magazine. I don't know why, but this little fact just makes me smile. They thought through everything for their new home and it is beautiful.

Chrissy and I each have a bedroom that we laid claim to the moment we saw the floor plans. My room growing up had pink flowered wallpaper, antique furniture and a cradle that my grandfather made. Here is my room in Louisiana:



To me this is still the most beautiful room in the world with the light pink walls, the quilt my great grandmother made, the white matelasse duvet cover, and the breathtaking four post mahogany bed. You can even see a peek of my old wooden rocking horse in the corner.

Mom was able to class up Chrissy's bedroom in the new house. My sister was and still is very independent and has always had a flare for design. Growing up, she had a waterbed, an old whiskey barrel that she used as a bedside table, a shelf full of stuffed animals, glowing stars on the ceiling and a stash of candy that she kept under her bed.

Sheer brilliance.

Here's her Louisiana bedroom:



The waterbed was traded in for a white wrought iron bed and the whiskey barrel was replaced with mom's old sewing machine table.

I'm glad to report that Chrissy's taste has matured and her own home is beautiful. There is not a waterbed, glowing star or whiskey barrel in site.

This whole post started because my sister and I went to visit mom and dad last week and it was then that I realized...everything about 143 Jack Drive felt like home.

Daddy still has his old recliner, Community coffee still brews every morning, the theme song for ABC news can be heard at 5:30 every evening, followed by the local news and then Wheel of Fortune.

There are even chimney swifts that sing their sweet songs in this chimney. (I asked dad how they got the birds to move with them and he said that the birds were the only relatives given a forwarding address.)

Mom and dad's room is still where we gather before bed just to talk about the day and our baby pictures still have their place on the wall. 




There is still a black lab and two cats roaming around. Not the same one's as when we were kids, but the same ratio. It's so funny because mom and dad have never bought an animal, but if one "goes to a better place" then another one just seems to show up.







When I think of my childhood home, I will always think of the ivy covered house on Lakeview Drive. But after this weekend, Jack Drive felt like home to me.


Side note: I walked down the isle to meet my groom to the song "Feels Like Home", which is fitting because Barney and I are now starting to create memories of our own in our new home.


Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Problem Solving 101

I knew that once I moved in with a boy there would be some adjustments and based on all of our premartial counseling, I knew that some of the biggest adjustments would probably revolve around money, time, and sex.

Well in the Barnett household, my biggest adjustment thus far has revolved around the toilet and it's lid.  When I first moved into James' house, I decided that the guest bathroom was going to be my domain (it's huge, light blue, crisp white and just perfect) and the master bath would continue to belong to James.

This worked great until I discovered that my toilet seat was broken.

How did I find out?

By sitting down to use the restroom and flying off the toilet, taking the seat and lid with me. The plastic snaps holding the lid on the toilet broke completely off. Talk about giving a girl a complex.

After I cried about all the wrongs in the world, kicked the toilet and informed James of my dilemma, I decided to simply move into the master bath.

Problem Solved!

Or so I thought. My husband is not like most men. He is very indecisive with his toilet lid habits. He NEVER leaves the seat up, but whether or not he puts the lid down is a crap shoot.

I know y'all are probably wondering what the big deal is and there really isn't an issue, except in the middle of the night.

Take Monday night for instance. I got up about midnight, went to use the restroom and sat flat on the toilet lid.

Like a queen on her throne.

Her cold, cold throne.

Then about 4:00 that morning, J got up to go to the restroom. Since I have major issues (meaning, if somebody or something wakes me up, I have to pee), I got up to go once he got back in bed.

In my sleep induced stumble to the bathroom, I assumed James put the lid down like he did before he went to bed, but alas I was wrong.

I lifted up the seat, which I assumed was the lid, and fell straight down into the cold, wet porcelain bowl. As I tried to catch myself on the sides of the toilet, I screamed, cursed my luck and poor gambling skills.

Since I love Barney and am not one to air our dirty laundry on the internet (Ha!), I bought a new toilet seat for my bathroom. 

Problem solved.

Friday, July 8, 2011

Mobile - Part 2

I'm sorry that it has taken me so long to finish this story. Life got in the way and then our modem died. After many hours on the phone with an AT&T operator who helped me "troubleshoot" the computer by telling me to unplug the modem for two minutes, restart the computer, and hop on one foot while spinning around, it was determined that our modem is in fact dead. Lucky for us, AT&T can conveniently come to the house today between 12:00 and 5:00 and lucky for James, he's ironically enough, back in Mobile fishing.

Ok, back to the story.

Saturday we went to the pool again, but this time the big boys came with us.

I keep wanting to sing, "blinded by the light (or white)" Bless his heart...Barney gets whiter the more time he spends in the sun.
Erin and William

David and James playing Velcro ball. James kept forgetting that David is a little over three feet tall and he is over six feet tall. David was essentially playing on his tip toes the whole time.

After we got home from the pool we all took naps and then got ready to go out to eat at Felix's Fishcamp.

At 6:00.

On a Saturday.

I wonder if that coupled with our two hour nap would qualify us for the senior citizen discount?

Because we got to the restaurant so early, we got to sit in "The Dame". What's that you ask? Well, it's a table/booth/private dining area all wrapped into something resembling a boat. In other words...AWESOME!

(I think I was the most excited about sitting at The Dame because she will likely be the only boat I will get to step foot on this summer. PLUS, I didn't have to put on five coats of sunscreen or a hat with a brim the size of a large pizza to avoid premature wrinkles and sun spots.)

(I think that just confirmed my senior citizen status.)

Here she is in all her glory! I think the Christmas lights add that little touch of class.

James said this picture makes him look like he's about a month behind Erin in terms of belly growth. Please remember that she is seven months pregnant. J just has a love affair with ice cream.

This is David going over the menu with a fine tooth comb. I'm very impressed with these boys and their culinary tastes. They are well beyond their years. He ordered grilled grouper with veggies. James ordered the triple fried platter with a side of french fries. I think after this meal, he surpassed Erin's baby bump.
The Fillers before the boys got overtired and laid down in the seats of the boat.
Oh sweet William. You look like such an angel. Right after this picture was taken, he threw an over tired temper tantrum that had all the drama of Gladiator and Gone with the Wind, combined.







The rest of these pictures are just make me smile.
William likes to suck his thumb and twirl a piece of his hair at the same time. This is a tell tale sign that he's tired. He'll even twirl your hair if you're within arms length.



Yes, she's seven months pregnant. Nope, I'm not. I must workout more when I get home (translate...I will put in a Jillian Michael video and make fun of her back up dancers...or workout people.)

We had such an amazing weekend and can't wait to have them come to Birmingham. However, it will have to be after I come up with something more exciting than, "come sit on our couch and eat Cajun food while we watch Swamp People."