I think they'd call this
ironic.

With the BG home all last week, I made it a goal to enact "Project Dinner." (Okay, we didn't really call it that. But we can pretend.) Since our evenings were completely up to us to schedule, we decided to eat together at home every night for dinner....as in, dinner was what dinner was. No plate of "Brooks food" for the wee lad.
I've mentioned B's pickiness on here plenty and it is not my intention to belabor the point. The kid, by all appearances, is healthy. He eats a good breakfast every day of a banana and either Kashi oatmeal/cold cereal/multigrain waffle. Lunch is a smorgasbord of a rotating cast of characters including peanut butter, peanuts, or deli ham (the only "proteins" that he'll eat, which means no beans or eggs), cheese, yogurt, avocado, raw carrots, cucumbers, bread, crackers, fresh fruit, and dried fruit. Until last week, dinner was also a smorgasbord of whatever members of the above categories he didn't have for lunch that we happen to have on hand.
He'll reliably eat grilled cheese or a cheese quesadilla when out on the town, and has recently shocked us by conquering most of a McDonalds cheeseburger, as well as eating the equivalent in very small bites of 2 Chick-fil-A nuggets. (Both fast food "victories" were with some fries, took at least 30 minutes of cajoling, and succeeded because he
really wanted to play on the indoor playscape.) But that pretty much sums up what he will eat. You might notice that, for the most part, it's what I would consider "snack food"-- cold and compartmentalized, and lacking multiple ingredients. And no dips or sauces of any kind, so forget about that!
We tried an incentive chart. I know all of you crafty Baylor elementary ed and speech path majors are horrified at the utilitarian nature of my chart! :-)

The deal was that he could cross off a number each time he took a bite of a new food. Seriously, it took the better part of a month to get to the donut prize. We also tried incentivizing his beloved iPhone-- also a bust. While the BG has commented that he genuinely respects that his son can't be bought, you'll understand that I'm not quite to that place yet...!
On to "Project Dinner." We decided that we'd take advantage of the opportunity to all eat dinner at the same time and be served the same food. Everything we've read/been told cautions not to make eating a battle so we wouldn't
make him eat anything, but he wasn't going to get any other options. He had to remain seated until we were all done eating.
I don't think I've ever cooked 5 different dinners in a row. I mean, I truly enjoy meal-planning and -preparation, but we usually have a night or two of leftovers built-in, plus going out (or carrying-home) most weekend meals. I was also torn by considering the whole "kid-friendly" aspect of things. In theory, I want my kids to eat what we eat (tending to be flavorful food from fresh ingredients, not stereotypical kiddie food), but clearly we hadn't gotten very far with that. Would that make a difference? And how would I balance that kind of cooking with trying to stay with my much-needed Weight Watchers regimen?
Ugh. There was a lot going on.
Well, first of all, I'm happy to report that I successfully cooked 5 different dinners 5 nights in a row. And lemme tell you-- it was SO refreshing to fix something and be done rather than also coordinate another plate of food for the young sir. But I can't say the results were overwhelming on his end:
Monday: Taco pasta shells, ranch-style beans, guacamole (
nothing but guac--no surprise there)
Tuesday: Two kinds of grilled fish, lemon rosemary brown rice, sugar snap peas (
nothing)
Wednesday: Cheese pizza from scratch (
maybe 4 wee little bites of mostly crust)
Thursday: Pasta Fagioli soup in the crockpot (
nothing)
Friday: Sauteed turkey sausage, baked pea-and-spinach risotto (
one wee, tearful bite of risotto after lots and lots and lots of desperate pleading. Sometimes it's hard not to make it a battle...)
And that's it. There weren't even any issues sleeping his usual 11 hours on an empty stomach, which I think is supposed to be the stick in this "you have no other options than what you are served" thing. Not so much for this guy.
It's going to take introducing real food to Miss C to determine whether my guilt at somehow messing him up, eating-wise, is valid. I pray that our heightened awareness of how we
don't want it to go will come together with an adventurous palate and maybe...just maybe...she can convince her big brother to see it our way.
In the meantime, we'll just keep plugging away, hoping for a breakthrough. He's gotta eat dinner sometime....right?!