Friday, December 5, 2008

Where is the Snow?


According to the farmers almanac winter will be much colder and drier than normal, on average, with snowfall above normal in the north and below normal in the south.

The national weather service has been predicting snow for weeks... so where is it?

It is times like these that call for desperate measures... everyone needs to participate in a snow ritual in hopes of bringing snow to Utah.

Here are some snow rituals that I have heard of :
-The easiest one is to simply pray for snow.
-Wear your pajamas to bed inside out- this confuses the snow gods into thinking that they need to blanket us with snow.
-Put a spoon under your pillow?
-Sacrifice a pair of old skis to a great big fire.
-Flush ice cubes down the toilet apparently it helps bring in a cold front.

Do any of you have snow rituals? We need all the help we can get.