Well, many have been asking me whether i am going school on a particular day. But many did not realise that i am far far far away from school. Evrytime my friends ask 'are you going school tomorrow?' and i will just reply a 'no'.
Many people don't know that i am in ' Australia' for i did not tell them. Afraid of a big mess.
All i can say is.
IT IS DAMN CHUNTED HERE!!! You get paid 10 Aussie Dollar an hour if u work here and the exchange rate is 1:3 . 1 Aus = RM3 . So 2 hours is already RM 60<--- chunted rite. Besides, 10 Aus is the minimum pay u can get in Aus. Moreover, if working at midnight shift u get 25 AUS DOLLAR an hour
You can get freedom - real freedom, I can go anywhere i want anytime.(cuz my parents arent here)
No congestion even though, Melbourne is a city. Jz like KL. Only thing is it is more managed because of the usage of trams and buses.
The TV is filled with shows u cant find in Malaysia like - House(season 3 now i think), Heroes (currently at season 2 ep 4) , Supernatural , Life, Prison Break and Are You smarter than a Fifth Grader
The weird things about Australia is, the *WEATHER* . Like example, 2 days ago it was boiling at 30*C . But yesterday it was much colder at 20* in the afternoon , And today was about 10* at night. Like my cuzin Lern, said 'u can experience 4 seasons in 1 day in Melbourne'
Im currently living in Melbourne Swanston Street. Also living on the 37 floor. The view from up here is BEAUTIFUL MAN. u can't see the end of Melbourne , cuz its HUGE. an night when the building lights up. it becomes even better. its light stars on the floor from the apartment.
There is no Burger King here, but there is a Hungry Jacks here. It is almost and very similar. It has the same stuff.. exactly the same.. so hu copy hu?? I duunno.
Well thats all for now.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Weird... but FUNNY
Beforrrrrree the 'WEIRD BUT FUNNY'
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO AIVIN LIMM
AND MEEEEEEEE d:
okay here goesss :D
Who says our English is teruk.?
Just see below - Ours is simple short ,concise, straight-to- the point effective etc......
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No need, lah.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?
WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons:Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of apredicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....
WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u
29 ways to know if you're Chinese
Please check the list to see how Chinese you really are.You will laugh at yourself when you read all of them.
1. You unwrap gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those ribbons).
2. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has move out.
3. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
4. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers. You use the grocery bags to hold garbage.
5. You hate to waste food:
( a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. (Your mom will give a lecture about starving kids in Africa)
(b) You have Tupperware in your only cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, take out containers, and jam jars.
7. You have a collection f miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
8. You wipe your plate and utensils or wash them in a small basin of hotwater before you eat every time you go to a restaurant.
9. You own a rice cooker and a slow cooker.
10. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.
11. You fight (literally) over who pays the dinner bill.
12. You have a teacup with a cover on it.
13. If you're under age 20, you own areally expnsive walkman if you're over 20, you own a really expensive camera.
14. You're a wok user.
15. You only make long distance calls after 7pm.
16. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached - it means they're fresh.
17. You never call your parents just to say, " Hi"
18. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they'll ask ifyou've eaten, even if it's midnight.
19. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay indoors when you get sick. They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods because such food are "heaty" (yeet hay in Cantonese).
20. >You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you only sit 10 feet apart.
21. You always cook too much.
22. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.
23. You starve yourself before going to an" All You Can Eatbuffet."
24. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry orelectronics, computers.
25. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.
26. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
27. You call a sausage a hotdog.
28. You wrap with napkins all the knives, spoons and forks of the airline that you fly on and put in your travel-bag as souvenirs
29. You never forget to take with you all the unused bath and facialtissues when you check out from the hotel because you believe that you have paid its all.
Now that you have read the lot, are they mostly true?
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO AIVIN LIMM
AND MEEEEEEEE d:
okay here goesss :D
Who says our English is teruk.?
Just see below - Ours is simple short ,concise, straight-to- the point effective etc......
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No need, lah.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?
WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons:Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of apredicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....
WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u
29 ways to know if you're Chinese
Please check the list to see how Chinese you really are.You will laugh at yourself when you read all of them.
1. You unwrap gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those ribbons).
2. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has move out.
3. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
4. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers. You use the grocery bags to hold garbage.
5. You hate to waste food:
( a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. (Your mom will give a lecture about starving kids in Africa)
(b) You have Tupperware in your only cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, take out containers, and jam jars.
7. You have a collection f miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
8. You wipe your plate and utensils or wash them in a small basin of hotwater before you eat every time you go to a restaurant.
9. You own a rice cooker and a slow cooker.
10. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.
11. You fight (literally) over who pays the dinner bill.
12. You have a teacup with a cover on it.
13. If you're under age 20, you own areally expnsive walkman if you're over 20, you own a really expensive camera.
14. You're a wok user.
15. You only make long distance calls after 7pm.
16. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached - it means they're fresh.
17. You never call your parents just to say, " Hi"
18. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they'll ask ifyou've eaten, even if it's midnight.
19. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay indoors when you get sick. They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods because such food are "heaty" (yeet hay in Cantonese).
20. >You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you only sit 10 feet apart.
21. You always cook too much.
22. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.
23. You starve yourself before going to an" All You Can Eatbuffet."
24. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry orelectronics, computers.
25. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.
26. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
27. You call a sausage a hotdog.
28. You wrap with napkins all the knives, spoons and forks of the airline that you fly on and put in your travel-bag as souvenirs
29. You never forget to take with you all the unused bath and facialtissues when you check out from the hotel because you believe that you have paid its all.
Now that you have read the lot, are they mostly true?
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Malacca/ Melaka
I left for Melaka / Malacca on the 21st July. The Lim family and my family went. reason? just for fun i guess. Well it was fun, except the waking up early.. it hurts to wake up so early.
21st July
my family and i woke up bout 9 on sat. hoping that we could eat king's beefball smtg at Seremban, together with the Lim family. They said they would leave their hse at 10. So we also left bout the same time-10. But when we reached the breakfast spot. They WERE'NT THERE. So my Mum msged them bout 11 i think and ask where were they. and they replied ' leaving the house'. i was amazed by how unpunctual they would be. We then ate and than teman my mum by some clothes. Female's shop a lot.. we reached the hotel. went swimming. play monkey.
Went Jonker Street. Loads of stuff . The whole street filled with Chinese shops.And der was a guy hu was suppose to puncture a coconut with his fingers, but he delay with all kinda of stuff so we had not enuf time to watch him do it.Watch Pink Panther till 1. Funny show. i like his slang. damburers =). Pool Table wz full.. and will b occupied till late.
22nd July
woke up at 8. makan english buffet at the hotel. Played pool. 2 on 2 my brother and I against Jong and Kyi .Ate Chicken Rice Ball for lunch, almost evrything on the table was round except for the chicken, weird.Went Famosa again. for the 3rd time. Then went home. (dis day of the blog wz short cuz i feel lzy to type)
21st July
my family and i woke up bout 9 on sat. hoping that we could eat king's beefball smtg at Seremban, together with the Lim family. They said they would leave their hse at 10. So we also left bout the same time-10. But when we reached the breakfast spot. They WERE'NT THERE. So my Mum msged them bout 11 i think and ask where were they. and they replied ' leaving the house'. i was amazed by how unpunctual they would be. We then ate and than teman my mum by some clothes. Female's shop a lot.. we reached the hotel. went swimming. play monkey.
Went Jonker Street. Loads of stuff . The whole street filled with Chinese shops.And der was a guy hu was suppose to puncture a coconut with his fingers, but he delay with all kinda of stuff so we had not enuf time to watch him do it.Watch Pink Panther till 1. Funny show. i like his slang. damburers =). Pool Table wz full.. and will b occupied till late.
22nd July
woke up at 8. makan english buffet at the hotel. Played pool. 2 on 2 my brother and I against Jong and Kyi .Ate Chicken Rice Ball for lunch, almost evrything on the table was round except for the chicken, weird.Went Famosa again. for the 3rd time. Then went home. (dis day of the blog wz short cuz i feel lzy to type)
Friday, July 20, 2007
My New Blog
Oh well, ive picked up blogging again. Amazing!" or maybe im just trying to fill up my extra time by posting craps and rubbish. So here i go again. ill b posting at least twice a month min. maximum would b limitless.=)
So letz just start of with my first post.. well today was open day(Hari Terbuka). the day where parents come to school and have a word with the teachers regarding the students.. I did not go t school today cause i wasnt bothered to know anything te teacher's said about me, good or bad. My Brother went and collect my report card for me. So one way or another. my parents will still see the teacher's that have taught me. I can't tell if my teacher's said anything about me.. or wat i did. ;P. So well, they came back bout 11.50/12.00.
Oh ya bout the 400k toilet.. i dont think i can post anything about that.
So letz just start of with my first post.. well today was open day(Hari Terbuka). the day where parents come to school and have a word with the teachers regarding the students.. I did not go t school today cause i wasnt bothered to know anything te teacher's said about me, good or bad. My Brother went and collect my report card for me. So one way or another. my parents will still see the teacher's that have taught me. I can't tell if my teacher's said anything about me.. or wat i did. ;P. So well, they came back bout 11.50/12.00.
Oh ya bout the 400k toilet.. i dont think i can post anything about that.
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