10 - Parking Spaces. Trucks, trucks, trucks. Everyone owns a truck. I'm sure the Mayor does, and most of the city council, because they make sure every parking lot has really big parking stripes. Nice and wide. No door dings here. Which is a good thing considering everyone is toting a gun.
9 - People Are People. I was out and about and a lady about 60 years old crossed my line of sight. She was rocking bleached blonde hair with a side pony in a hot pink scrunchy. Loved it! I need to be her friend.
8 - Hair Cuts. I paid $23.00 for a haircut. Twenty three dollars! When the stylist told me the price I think my jaw dropped. She asked me if it was too much!!? Heaven!! AND, it was a great cut! People out here are not afraid to cut in layers.
7 - Darkness. Wow, is it dark at night! No street lights shining in my window. I can't see Roland next to me let alone see across the room.
6 - Stars. See above. Makes for wonderful night sky viewing.
5 - Mutton Bustin'. Have you ever seen mutton bustin? Hill-Air-REE-US! Everywhere else I've seen it there are 3 kids. If I'm lucky. Here there were about 40.
4 - Fireworks. We sat on the train tracks and watched them. Once someone told me if a train was coming I would feel it long before I saw it, I calmed down and enjoyed the view. But, in the interest of full disclosure when we started up the hill to the tracks the man we were initially sitting by warned me to "watch out for the snakes".
What?
3 - House Prices. This is not the D.C. Metro area. Need I say more?
2 - Crop Dusters. I love having the house buzzed by a crop duster. TOTALLY COOL! It's a little yellow plane and s/he comes around several times a week. So far I've been unsuccessful in getting a good photo. Planes are fast. Another friend I need to make.
1 - My Hair! I used to feel like a big haired woman back East. I could not get the curl under control especially in the humidity. Here I can let my hair be my hair and I'm not even CLOSE to having the biggest hair in 1 out of 2 people. OK, maybe 1 out of 3. I'm very impressed with how big some women can get their hair. There is real talent here. I might ask for lessons....
And now for the bottom few:
3 - Trucks. See # 10 above. I don't mind trucks in general, but please Detroit, can't you figure out how to make diesel trucks quieter?
2 - Darkness. See # 7 above. Peter has knocked years off my life by wondering into our room late at night. No light, no distinguishing friend or foe. It will take time to adjust to living here and getting out of the foe mode. Remember, everyone owns a gun. Not a lot of crime. Especially the kind that could get you killed trying to swipe a T.V. Not worth it. At least the TV we own.
1 - ALLERGIES!! Where there are crops, there is dust. Wow, was it bad before they got the crops in. Dust everywhere. I thought Peter's hair was getting lighter. Nope. He just needed a good dusting. Now that the crops are in, the hay cutting is making me weep. For days. And, my nose is raw. I'm a hot mess. But, on the bright side, my hair looks good!