welcome
when the hand appears,
click on the heads =]
tRiPpLe oNe 'o4
cHaRAcTer:
[pErVeRtIc]
[nOiSy]
[eNtHu]
[uNcRoNtRoLleRaBlE]
hObBiEs:
[dIsRUpT tEaChErS]
[bAnG tAbLeS]
sPeCiAlLiTtIes:
[cReAtE sOnGs/cHeErS]
PoLlUtAnTs:
[Yi Ting-Jess-Aiko]
[Wei Yi-Audrey-Shu Fen]
[Cheryl-Sok Ee-Wanying]
[Zhi Xin-Justine-Pauline]
[Joanne-Sheena-Andrew(Potat)]
[Wei Cong-Wesley(Lesley)]
[Kiat Boon(Gay Boon)-Isaac(I Sex)-Jerome]
[Yu Le-Yi Yang(Pinky)]
[Leon(Yee Hong)-Joel(Jiao,Purple)-Nicholas(Siao Lang)]
[Jon Low(Jennifer Lopez)]
[Jon Ng-Jia Cheng(Velt)]
[Wei Hao(Virgin Killer)-Sherman(sperm)]
[Jing Yun(Sperm Cloud)-Jin Xing(Tormentor)-Timothy]
[Broaderick(Broadick)-Si Ian(Si Lan)]
[Hou Pang(Big Show)-Yu Zhi-Theodore(Dildo-Shaped)]
[Chun Kiat(Newest Gay)-Ken]
ReN yAos- [Mr Ya(fish anus)-Mrs Raja]
[Lin Lao Shi-Mr Chng]
[Miss Yeo-Madam Wong-Mrs Tan]
[Miss Wong-Mrs Chiang-Mrs Seng]
tWo DoUbLe oNe 'o5
cHaRAcTerS-
[pErVeRtIc]
[nOiSy]
[eNtHu]
[uNcRoNtRoLleRaBlE]
[sExY]
hObBiEs-
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[tAlKiNg CoCk]
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[Wei Yi-Audrey-Shu Fen]
[Cheryl-Sok Ee-Wanying]
[Zhi Xin-Justine-Pauline]
[Joanne-Sheena-Sarah-Andrew(Potat)]
[Wei Cong-Wesley(Lesley)]
[Kiat Boon(Gay Boon)-Isaac(I Sex)-Jerome]
[Yu Le-Yi Yang(Pinky)]
[Leon(Yee Hong)-Joel(Jiao)-Nicholas(Siao Lang)]
[Jon Low(Jennifer Lopez)]
[Jon Ng-Jia Cheng(Velt)]
[Wei Hao(Virgin Killer)-Sherman(sperm)]
[Jing Yun(Sperm Cloud)-Jin Xing(Tormentor)-Timothy]
[Broaderick(Broadick)-Si Ian(Si Lan)]
[Hou Pang(Big Show)-Yu Zhi-Theodore(Dildo-Shaped)]
[Chun Kiat(Newest Gay)-Ken(sexy papa)]
SeXiEs - [Mr Ya(fish anus)-Mrs Raja]
[Miss Koh(Mrs Tan)-Mr Chin-Mr Ng(sexy)]
[Miss Yeo-Madam Poon-Lin Lao Shi]
[Miss Lim-Mrs Chiang-Mrs Lee]
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oh my gosh! i am like freaking surprised to see this on the top of my dashboard too! haha! and for a moment i'm at a loss of words. but happy chinese new year to all :D and hope we meet up soon too (: BANGED
Wow! I was so surprised to see this on top of my dashboard XD BANGED
wahahaha! thought i bring some LIFE to this blog and post! =D BANGED
hullo dimwits and nutcases like me who still visit this blog when literally no one else does anymore HAHAHA~ BANGED
heyys everyone.. BANGED
i was pleasantly surprised to see e klas blog's title on e first one on my dashboard, which means recently updated! BANGED
i just remembered that i can just post from my account cause i was invited by jon before. LOL. BANGED
ohmygosh i'm here to revive tis ultimately dead blog. hahaha...oh wells was reading thru all of our older posts...rly fond memories came back up...it's been a great time wif u peeps ;D BANGED
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heyya ppl-s! BANGED
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yays. post people post! =D and school's gonna reopen soon. just a matter of day.s haix. oh wells. get your pens going and finish yer homework y'all! jiayou jiayou! BANGED
hey ppl! *chokes on dust*...new blogskin...so muz come more often...post more often...n tag more often k? hahaha...1/11 rulez 4eva!
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wats goin on in S'pore now? can sum1 tell me??
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okie juz wondering... m i 'included'?
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o yar... be4 i 4get... this is my house no.- 0342563508... my add. is- GCB Court 332B 9G Jalan Ampang, Kuala Lumpur, Selangor. Malaysia 50450... n Jess 4 the last n final time... Penang has 2 parts... P.Penang n Mainland Penang...STOP BEING SOOO STUBBORN!!!
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Hi everybody! i guess your all intrested to noe bout my new sch here so i decided 2 post it here... BANGED
hmm haven't blogged here before. BANGED
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study hard for ur exams k? don worry 2 much juz relax... gd luck 2 u'all!!
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yiting.
Wednesday, January 27, 201011:46:00 PM
and yesh sheena! CAN YOU JC PEOPLE FIX A DATE COS YOU GUYS ARE SO FREAKING FREE? ROFLMAO XD
the poor poly dudes have to do projects and mug for exams until march la =( and like we MUST gather before some people get their heads shaved and go for National Slavery HAHA!
regards
jon ng
6:20:00 PM
ahem ahem, question directed to everyone:
ARE WE GOING TO FIND A DAY AND CHILL OUT TOGETHER? =)
been so long since we've seen each other mans! chinese new year's coming up! so, everyone enjoy! MOVIE MARATHON! there's so many movies coming up! =D
with loves, sheena
-gethigh&smiles-
Wednesday, December 03, 20089:02:00 PM
anyway the point of digging through all that disgusting dust and dirt to make my post visible today is because IT'S GONNA BE CHRISTMAS SOON!
well, soon being say 3 weeks...
but in any case HP and I were toying with the idea of having a christmas party/gathering/whatever, which i HOPE most of you have seen it in the email already la. but in case you haven't...
date: not fixed yet la, but should be around 24-26 that range la, christmas party ma~
venue: no idea, can someone like volunteer their house? *looks at sheena* if not we'll probably have it at some eatery/restaurant outside hahahahha~
and please RSVP to me or HP if you think you can make it...like of course the faster you guys respond to say if you guys are interested we can check with those interested and see what's the best date and venue la, so everything depends on you guys haha!
and to those poor poly people who are still mugging for tests while the jc people are enjoying their holidays, ganbatte! hahahaha~ and seriously and you tag if you read this? i keep getting the feeling i'm talking to air around here all the time HAHAHA~
ta!
-jonNG
Tuesday, October 14, 200811:51:00 PM
i suddenly had this burning temptation to blog!! XD ahaahaa! it's nearly 12am and i have school tml but oh wells!! =P hope everyone having a great time and please have an outing soon! just no BBQ.. i think we learnt that we CANNOT hae BBQ that's all! yeah.. it's called past experiences..
i realised i don't need the password to blog now.. thank goodness.. i forgot the password.. haahaha.. i think almost everyone forgot.. =/
*brings the sun to this blog*
take care peeps!
SHEENA =]
-get high & smiles-
Saturday, July 05, 20089:25:00 PM
haha so yuan lai it was yiting...lolz...
bet all e jc peeps r bz wif pw, since i get emails wif pw survey links all e time...hahaha...
n all e poly peeps...bz wif tonnes of projects...n studying too! haha poly ppl mug too kayez!
rly hope we can still have a chalet at e end of tis yr...
walking past our sec 1 klasrm always leads me to a walk on memory lane,
all e times we had, n how much things have changed ever since.
ohwells hope life's gd for evry1!
kudoz =]
-JoN
4:39:00 PM
hows everyone's life? i hope its good (:
now we're like spread across every parts of singapore right? although most are like in the west... =.= hahas. all of you must jiayou in whatever you do! best of luck! ^^
E.T.`
Sunday, September 02, 200710:43:00 PM
haha i speak as tho i'm gonna die...but not so! haha dun think ne1 will b comin here in e near future cos of prelims n Os but in anyways jiayous evry1! may evry1 get into their ideal JCs/Polys! =D
1/11 RoCk OuR LiFeS
111'04 rawks to the core!
-JoN
Wednesday, August 15, 20074:25:00 PM
timmy's comin tis sat(18/8) till tues (21/6)
steamboat on sat nite?
hah i'll get e details ^^
-JoN
Tuesday, July 10, 20076:16:00 PM
=] wheeeee... no one blogging le!! T.T oh wells.. thought should have a new post after sooo long le! haha! but.. nth to post.. dots...
sheenA =P
Monday, April 02, 20076:34:00 PM
hu wanna go 90th anniversary dinner?
$100 though...hahaha...
juz lemme or sheena noe lor~
k dat's all!
joN.ng
Friday, December 29, 200612:35:00 PM
charmy
Tuesday, December 19, 200611:34:00 AM
Wednesday, May 24, 20067:47:00 PM
Sunday, April 02, 200610:08:00 PM
Tuesday, January 10, 200611:47:00 AM
Monday, January 09, 200610:45:00 PM
Well 1st of... the teachers here... they take things like SOOOO slow n easy... in S'pore i guess the teachers r like- I finish this much 2dae or u cant go. but here its like- I don't care if i manage 2 finish, when the bell rings u'll can go. So its Extremely relaxed here... SOOO much less pressure... and 2nd because its an international sch... the diversity of ppl is like- WHOA! there r Japs, Africans, Many MANY Koreans n other races... the Koreans r real funny, they take chinese as 2nd lang. so when they saw tt i was chinese n spoke it, they started wowin here n there... lol... 3rd here evrybody learns 3 languages... English, Lang.1 n Lang. 2... for me i took Chinese as Lang.1 n Jap. as Lang.2 so hopefully nxt time if i c u'll i'll be able 2 speak Jap.=P 4th , here its not neccesary 2 join an Extra activity, u join if u wan... Cool huh? n every thursday we hav activity where u'll go to other places to learn Archery, Handball, First Aid... etc. ALL REAL COOL!!! 4 music class, we learn how 2 play a guitar, so i now hav a guitar... lol... well... so tts abt it... n did i mention tt the Accountings Teacher was nuts? well... he is...=P so until nxt time bb!!!!!
Wednesday, May 11, 20057:54:00 PM
i think?
HAHA reviving this blog which has been revived err 5 days ago?
ignore if you dont understandd.
i dont think you will anywayy.
enough of my crap!
has.
2-11 ROCKK ON...
aud3.
Friday, February 18, 20052:13:00 PM
Album: Marshall Mathers LP (2000)Song: The Real Slim Shady
[Eminem]May I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the doorand started whoopin her ass worse than beforethey first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of himLook at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-whatFlippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseBut no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedroomsSometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can'tbut it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kissAnd that's the message that we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris isOf course they gonna know what intercourse isBy the time they hit fourth gradeThey got the Discovery Channel don't they?"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibalswho cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}But if we can hump dead animals and antelopesthen there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidoteWomen wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,please stand up, please stand up?
[Eminem]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!You think I give a damn about a Grammy?Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairsso I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durstand hear 'em argue over who she gave head to firstYou little bitch, put me on blast on MTV"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy meso I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}And there's a million of us just like mewho cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like mewho dress like me; walk, talk and act like meand just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Chorus
[Eminem]I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you things you joke about with your friends inside your living roomThe only difference is I got the balls to say itin front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at allI just get on the mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit itbetter than ninety percent of you rappers out canThen you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiumsIt's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirtyI'll be the only person in the nursin home flirtingPinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with JergensAnd I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workingAnd every single person is a Slim Shady lurkinHe could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circlingScreaming "I don't give a fuck!" with his windows down and his system upSo, will the real Shady please stand up?And put one of those fingers on each hand up?And be proud to be outta your mind and outta controland one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus 2X
[Eminem]Ha haGuess there's a Slim Shady in all of usFuck it, let's all stand up
Tuesday, February 15, 20057:57:00 PM
Dre (Em)Yeah(Definately, definately, definately, definately definately K-mart)Yeah, yeah
[ Eminem ]
You find me offensive? I find you offensiveFor finding me offensiveHence if I should draw a line on any fencesIf so to what extense ifAny, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensiveBeing on the other side of the courtroom on the defensiveThey say that I cause extensivePshycological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lenghts this,Far at other people's expensesI say your all just too god damn sensitiveIt's censorshipAnd it's down right blasphomousListen to shit now cause I won't stand for thisAnd Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neitherAnd let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him eitherHe used to be like a hero to meI even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--fridgeratorRight next to Darth VaderAnd Darth must have put a hex on him for laterI feel like it's my fault cause of the way thatI stuck him up in between him and Lex LutherI killed Superman, I killed Super---manAnd how ironic, that I'd be the bad guyKryptonite: The Green Chronic
[ Chorus ]
Cause I ain't got no legs!Or no brain, nice to meet youHi, my name is...I forgot my name!My name was not to become what I became with this level of fameMy soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....Rain Man
[ Chorus ]
[ Verse 3 ]
You find me offensive, I find you offensiveShit, this is the same verse I just did thisWhen am I gonna come to my good senses?Probably the day Bush comes to my defencesesMy spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearbyAnd my plan is to get him nextAnd open up a whip ass canisterGod damn it Dre where is the god damn beat? (Yeah)Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put itThis is the only thing that I'm good atI am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green ChronicDemonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on itI got it, high five Nick LacheyStuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked awayAnd she blew around the room like a balloon-aGrabbed the last can of chicken tunaOut the trash can and screw myHead is straight back to the Neverland RanchWith a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwhichAnd I don't gotta make no god damn senseI just did a whole song and I didn't say shit
[ Chorus ]
Cause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHYo, Rain ManDefinately, definately Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand andTwo thousand four hundred and eighty seven millionNine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty threeAnd seventy (Yeah)
P:S i took out verse 2 cause its too vulgar
Sunday, October 03, 20048:56:00 PM
