Thursday, April 24, 2008

Ultra-marathon Post!

Lots to catch up on. . .rather than doing 10 little posts I have decided to just put it all together into one gigantic one. Brace yourselves. . .

4 months old!
Tessa turned 4 months on the 22nd. A few tidbits on her:
*She can roll over from back to front (she just learned this).
*She hates tummy time and will work herself into such a frenzy that she does little 360s all over the floor.
*She LOVES Max. No one can get her to laugh like Max can. He can get her so excited that she squeals, it really is the cutest thing.
*She weighed 14 pounds and was 24 inches at her 4 month checkup. Average height with a hint of chubbiness.
*She now screams at the top of her lungs every time we put her in the car. If you add that to Tyler's frustration with all the drivers and lights in Dallas you have a very unpleasant driving situation. Needless to say, I am NOT looking forward to the 20 hour drive home this summer.
*She likes to be held ALL the time.
*She has the cutest smile and is finally figuring out that she doesn't have to stick her tongue out as far as she possibly can every time she smiles.


Texas Rangers
We went to a baseball game a couple of weekends ago. Honestly, there is not much better than a baseball game. The tickets are much cheaper than other professional sports, which is a definite plus for us right now! Enlarge the picture and you'll see Tessa in the middle of a full out scream. Our usually sweet and sunny Tessa was like that the entire game. I think the altitude was hurting her ears, our seats were at the absolute top of the stadium and it was a bit like climbing a large mountain to get to them. Next on our list (besides another Rangers game) is FC Dallas. I can't wait for that!

Baseball, by Max: "Okaaay, don't look at me, just look at the ball. Now swing! Strike three, you're out!"


Zoobilee
Last weekend there was a big carnival at the zoo for all the zoo members. It was crazy crowded, so we kind of skipped all the carnival stuff and went and saw the animals like usual. Max had fun running around with Logan (his best friend, unless Logan happens to be beating the snot out of him, then Max makes it clear they are NOT friends). The double stroller looks huge in this picture. It felt huge as I was pushing it up the hills, at least.


A bit of advice:
If you are in Texas and hear on the news that there is a severe thunderstorm warning, you should not drive clear in the snot out to ______ for a bookclub thinking you will be fine because it is only a thunderstorm and the weather looks fine right now. You may find yourself driving home in zero visibility, thinking that perhaps the tons of rain pouring down may actually break the windshield, and accidentally going over a flooded bridge where one car is already stranded. You may start to worry when you are already up to your windshield in water (possibly exaggerated) and notice that a cop has come up behind you and blocked off the bridge to the rest of the cars. Disclaimer: If the husband of my friend who drove with me to the bookclub is reading this post, this didn't actually happen. As for the rest of y'all, take my advice because I know what I'm talking about. Here in Texas, they don't use the word SEVERE lightly!


Max's version of what actually happened. . .
On Tuesday we went to a class on food storage at the church. (I highly recommend that everyone have it, by the way. I am certainly going to work on it.) As the class was running a bit long, Tyler decided to go in the nursery and check to see if Max needed to go potty. Max's shorts were a little damp, and this is Max's and Tyler's conversation about it:


Ty: “Why are your shorts wet? Did you peepee in your underpants, or did you spill water on them?”


Max: “Yeah, I did spill water on them.”


Ty: “How?”


Max: “I was thirsty and picked up the cup and I drinked it and it went down my shirt and got my shorts all wet. [Insert long pause here] No, I did not spill on me. There was a gun in there, and it went psshh psshh and squirted me all in here and got my shorts all wet.”


Ty: “Really. Where’s the gun?”


Max: “In here. [Pointing to his shorts] And it got me all wet, [pulls up a leg of his shorts] look I’m showing you my leg and it got my leg all wet, too.”


The other day he was using a slice of cheese as a squirt gun so I guess I can understand how he could mistake something that actually does spray out liquid for a squirt gun.



Ultra marathoner. . .maybe

A 50K on May 24th. . . For the non-metrics out there, that equals out to be about 31 miles. My mom is just a very persuasive person I guess. Our conversation went a little like this:

Mom: "I think I am going to run a 50K on May 24th. Do you want me to sign you up too?"
Me: "That's really soon, almost in a month! I haven't really been running consistently lately, and haven't run more than 13 miles in well over a year. I actually had a very relaxing May 24th already planned. . . Okay, sign me up!"

So, unless I suffer a crippling injury or experience a temporary return to sanity (and it would only be temporary) I shall be doing an ultra marathon on May 24th with minimal training (which makes the crippling injury quite likely). I mean, what person hasn't finished the grueling 26.2 miles of a marathon and then thought, "Really, this was over way too quickly, I WISH I could just run at least 5 more miles."? (Not sure on how to do the punctuation there) Anyway, that was more of a rhetorical question, please don't answer that!


Sunday, April 13, 2008

Max's 2 Year Video

We love our Mac, but sometimes it takes us awhile to figure out how to do simple tasks on it. I made this video when Max turned 2 and tonight Tyler finally figured out how to compress the file so that we could put it on here. Max is almost 3 now and it is about time for me to start working on his new video (in all actuality I will probably start about two days before his 3rd birthday). Anyway, this is a video of Max from 1-2. I got a little sloppy trying to just get it done, but I doubt anyone will make it that far. The quality is a lot better when it isn't compressed as well. Yes, it is 15 minutes long, and no, you don't have to watch it all.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Smash dog.

Tyler sent me an email today with a quote from Max, a.k.a. Smash dog. Max said this as Tyler was putting him to bed last night.
"And my rocket is glowing, and at the park we went in the truck, and got in the rocketship and pushed the buttons so we could go up high and walk on the moon. And we went up up up, and the airplane does in the night go up up up, and then in the day goes down down down, and stops, and...me and you are boys, huh?"

Okay, I think I want to make this my favorite quote instead of the C.S. Lewis one posted below. :)

Oh, and Tyler just informed me that he will not be doing the ABC tag. What do you mean you don't care?


Tags, but don't worry, I didn't tag you.

I was given instructions in a tag to post some digital scrapbook pages I had done. Those of you experts in scrapbooking (cough cough, Megan) don't laugh at my amateurish layouts. The program I have is photoshop cs3 and it is way too advanced for my teeny tiny brain. I'm hoping this summer Berk will teach me how to take advantage of this great program. He is the expert on it, although he uses it for much loftier things than scrapbooking. Anyway, these are my first two pages I put together digitally.


ABC TAG
A- Attached or single: Depends who's asking. ;) I'm just kidding, Ty.
B- Best Friend: Ty, but when he's not around then Max and Tessa.
C- Cake or Pie: Cake. Of course, I really love anything that is sweet and has a million calories. I'm not picky when it comes to dessert.
D- Day of Choice: Umm. . .it depends on what's going on?
E- Essential Item: My children, I certainly can't leave home without them.
F- Favorite Color: Umm. . .this tag is hard. I like fall colors, and lots of other colors as well. Colors are pretty.
G- Gummi Bears or Worms: Worms...when they are coming out of a dirt dessert.
H- Hometown: Santa Clara, Utah
I -Indulgence: Sleep.
J- January or July: In Texas, definitely January. Tyler learned in physiology that people tolerated being in a 250 degree room better than a 115 degree room with 100% humidity. 250 degrees? Who the heck signed up to be in a study where the scientists are trying to cook them? I could have told them humidity sucks and is way worse than dry desert heat.
K-Kids: Max, Tessa, and Tyler. Tyler is the biggest, and not just physically. Okay, I'm sort of being mean to him now.
L-Life is incomplete without: Oh dear, should I answer this seriously or try to be funny. Perhaps I'll just go on to the next letter.
M- Marriage Date: November 14, 2003. Pretty sure at least.
N- Number of Siblings: 5. Berk, Tanner, Jordan, Maddison, and Lincoln.
O- Oranges or Apples: They are both great as long as they aren't bad. Does that make sense?
P- Phobias or Fears: UFOs/aliens, grasshoppers, and evil things.
Q- Quote(s): Sorry, kind of long. I give all permission to skip this, although you would be missing out.
It may be possible for each of us to think too much of his own potential glory hereafter; it is hardly possible for him to think too often or too deeply about that of his neighbour. The load, or weight, or burden, of my neighbour's glory should be laid daily on my back, a load so heavy that only humility can carry it, and the backs of the proud will be broken. It is a serious thing to live in a society of possible gods and goddesses to remember that the dullest and most uninteresting person you may talk to may one day be a creature which, if you saw it now, you would be strongly tempted to worship, or else a horror and corruption such as you now meet if at all only in a nightmare. All day long we are in some degree helping each other to one or the other of these destinations. It is in light of these overwhelming possibilities it is with awe and the circumspection proper to them, that we should conduct all our dealings with one another, all friendships, all loves, all play, all politics. There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal. Nations, cultures, arts, civilizations--these are mortal, and their life is to ours as the life of a gnat. But it is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub, and exploit--immortal horrors or everlasting splendours. This does not mean that we are to be perpetually solemn. We must play. But our merriment must be of the kind (and it is, in fact, the merriest kind) which exists between people who have, from the outset, taken each other seriously--no flippancy, no superiority, no presumption. And our charity must be real and costly love, with deep feeling for the sins in spite of which we love the sinners--no mere tolerance, or indulgence which parodies love as flippancy parodies merriment. Next to the Blessed Sacrament itself, your neighbor is the holiest object presented to your senses. If he is your Christian neighbour, he is holy in almost the same way, for in him also Christ vere latitat, the glorifier and the glorified, Glory Himself, is truly hidden. --C.S. Lewis
R- Reason To Smile: When funny things happen to me.
S- Season: Winter.
T- Tag: Tyler. I'm really picking on him tonight, aren't I?
U- Unknown Fact About Me: My husband says that I am funny every other week. Sorry, this week might be my off week.
V- Vegetarian or Oppressor of Animal: Umm. . .I eat meat, is that what this question means?
W- Worst Habit: Too many to mention.
X- X-Rays or Ultrasounds: Seriously? Do you have a broken bone or are you having a baby?
Y- Your Favorite Food: I like lettuce wraps from P.F. Chang's.
Z-Zodiac: I think I'm supposed to say I'm a Saggitarious here.