Tuesday, 30 December 2008

I feel so malas

I have yet to meet up with alot my friends...
So far ive only met up with Leau..a long lost friend....n tmrw im meeting up with Jason...wtf why all my long lost friends are guys wan so promiscuous sial!Hahaha.

Tmrw is Nw Yr eve....the plan to celebrate in KL is off haih so potong steam....so I guess Imma have to shift to going out with random ppl aka long lost friends...aiya heck la as long as I can get to somewhere n if ppl are driving me around why not right?free loader babeh!
Anyway, I really really would like to meet up with all my friends here but i just dont know where to start...n then time just flies....n i have to go already..damn!

I must have been to Pavilion for the ten millionth time already ever since i got back...n i foresee further meet ups n outings to be in Pavilion as well....but its ok la...Pavilion is really a nice place to hang...*atasssss*

I went Pav yesterday with Leau n Euc...then today went again with my mum n brother....
Tday my brother's PMR results out!Tht stupid ahbeng fella, got straight A's lor!
but i wasnt tht shocked la i kinda predicted tht he will get all A's la...haih how hard isit la seriously...tsk tsk tsk

My mum n I was being really annoying yesterday...we said we wanna tag along to accompany him n he told us not to coz he will be damn embarrassed...HAHAHA then in the end we just went coz my mum said wanna go shopping after that..."I wanna spend u eat ma after you get good results!".....hahaha damn irritating right, say until he surely get good results like tht wtf!pressure my brother wei!

But actually my mum doesnt care wan la....my brother doesnt care also...n my dad, lagi no need to say la....so the secret to good results is....nonchalance!GG....seriously..PMR is really like a piece of brownies la......n my ahbeng brother....he freakin plays dota n fifa everyday...yes,Hallelujah to Msian education!

When he got his result slip, he wasnt even excited or anything I thought he was damn sad coz he got bad results or what...then i just asked him..."How how?" like really irritatingly probing him.
n he shoved the slip to me n continued talking to his friends....n when i saw his results i was like "Cheyyy told u already la...easy peasy"...then me n my mum damn selamba just walk off like no excitement at all...HAHAHAHA what a bad example...tsk tsk tsk.

But yea la..Im quite proud of my brother la actually...despite Msian education blablabla...the fact tht he can be one of those tht took advantage of it....not bad at all!haha

Saturday, 27 December 2008

Thankful

I finally got my butt back here on the Eve of Xmas.

I was so afraid that I wouldnt get a bus ticket home since its xmas eve n stuff....but i did anyway so Im really glad.

And if i didnt get back by xmas, Sherene the woman will kill me n feed me to her dog!Because she said she told her mum to throw a xmas dinner specially for me!wow wow since when Im so influential wan?but yea la, Im memang influential that way!

So i boarded the Super VIP 20-seater bus by Super NICE (HAHAHA wtf) n arrived at Timesquare around 4pm and went to walk around BB area while waiting for my mum....Thank god Forever 21 at Pavillion is super huge n its on SALE so YAY i can waste all the time in the world since I really have no idea how to walk around for four hours by myself!!!I spent like two hours plus browsing thru n trying on so many things, the sales girl at the fitting room can be my best friend already!
In the end I bought like four items HAHA shiat Im completely broke now thats y i just stay at home unless someone offers to pick me up n pay for my meals please dont ask me to go out with you thank you very much.

Oh yea, I encountered a super "Thank god" incident when I reached...I was buying stuff at the supermarket n queuing up at the counter so I took out my wallet while talking to Pacat on the phone....After hanging up, it was my turn to pay n i searched for my wallet frantically but couldnt find it...Then i was super gan chiong n gelabah n wanted to cry already n it was so embarassing coz i was holding up the queue n they were all looking at me with the WTF face gosh!

Then all of a sudden this uncle came n give me my wallet!He told me that one of the workers took my wallet, I dont know how(I think it fell into the shoping basket m he saw it so he quickly took it away without me noticing), I was super stoning there already n I didnt bother asking what happened I just thank the uncle profusely, paid for my stuff n get outta there!Walaooo i almost lost my wallet n this uncle saw n took it back for me how lucky am i???I am super duper THANKFUL!!!Must slaughter pig for the gods..*tong chu wan san" geddit??

And so i went to calm myself down by window shopping at the Home Appliances department HAHAHAHA....oh, i realised that nowadays I really really enjoy looking at the Home Appliances stuff especially Kitchen Ware like WTFFFF is happening to me????ermmm but i think its fun k!
Maybe people who cant cook are easily amused la, thats the only explaination.
And i think Im getting old coz all i watch on TV nowadays are either Discovery Travel n Living or Asian Food Channel WTF!!!!but i still dunno how to cook, I only like to watch n imagine teeheehee.

OK so on Xmas day itself we all went to Sherene's n whack all her super yummy food..n I saw quite alot of people n so i went to question her..."Cheyy say this dinner super exclusive then why so many people....whats this??means its not because of me laaa"
"Yalah..ask my mum la...i was like WTF also...but its really because of YOU these people get to eat ok..if u dont come back she will kill you"
So its still because of me, YES!!HAHA deluded

We left quite early, around 12am...for KLite standard its really early la but haih no choice la coz KL is very very dangerous now I dont even dare to go out til wee hours for the fear of getting rob outside my own house.

Just few days ago, one of my neighbour's house got broken into by four masked men..n my neighbours are inside the house...the intruders just climbed in thru the front gate...the sound of dogs barking around the neighbourhood must have awoken several neighbours n that particular neighbour so the intruders quickly ran away n before running away they even managed to smash the windshield of my neighbour's car....sighhhh my neighbourhood is oficially the Ghetto now...almost all the houses here kena before....thank god my house is damn chuiii n therefore according to my mum, it doesnt appeal to robbers....hahaha loves it.

Hmmmm...i gotta earn lotsa money coz i wanna shift my family to a better neighbourhood....wow wow wow what a filial daughter!k watever...alright, back to Jamie Oliver now...chiao~

Saturday, 20 December 2008

Ran-TEA-ka

The three of us had our LAST rooftop session yesterday....
*My final last post dedicated to Peter*

We met up at 12am then stupid Peter PS us n went supper with his gay buddies....n we were like WTFFFFF are we going to do then???Then he asked us to whack Green tea first then wait for him to come back then whack Randika then after that whack tea again for the aftermath...
its really Ran-TEA-ka....hahahaha fusion!
wahliewwww....zaiii method to not get hangover loves it.

Budden Budden, me n Bixs also damn hungry so we tagged along to supper with him then banana split at Wengseng....we two went to Prata n they went to Cina Eatery Shop coz we didnt want his buddies to fall in love with us mah right!

On our way back, I managed to crack up the Ahtiong cashier at 7 11, I went "Sebab sebab sebab sebab....." when Bixs asked me something.....HAHAHA sebab sebab sebab KEBAB KAMBING!
WTF kinda sense of humor is that la seriously i think mix too much with Peter already la damn!

I made Bixs watch "I Love Blackie Show" in my room while waiting for Pete to come back....lame taiwanese variety act-cute-no-brain-show totally loves it very much i used to watch it regularly on Astro last time hahahahaha I am so lame that way!
its totally LALALALALALALALALALALALALAALALALALA i hope my sister doesnt watch it if not later she surely becomes a LALA see ham xo fishead charbeehoon...

The three of us got super RED after randika-ing, it was so funny....not bad huh, Peter actually layan-ed this time, normally its quite hard to get him to drink....he was so Ons bout it he went "Whats this?to GG girls wan isit y so weak wan?" when i poured super little Bacardi n damn alot of Coke for him HAHAHA how i know sial i thought u damn weak wan ma i give u girly portion lorrrrr deng!mana tau tht fella can complain summore wan WTF!
Turns out, He is actually not that GAY wan AAha!*enlightened*

Then we got super emo-nemo-memo-mellie-chan (???!!) we talked until macam like he is going to die like that!We only got back around 6am this morning walaooo really a damn long emo session man!
we went around talking bout so much shit until this idiot from SH-it hall suddenly shouted from across ..."KR...can we join u for drinks?" WTF...really karma lor when u talk shit u really get SH-it.

wateverrrr, we totally ignored them n continued talking bout nostalgic stuff.

The funniest was when we were together in Comm last year....he screwed up the Booklet n spelled Uncensored wrongly...he went "UnSensored"
n i think somebody (was it Oli?) was like damn amused in the backstage changing room she went "Waaaa i really didnt know that it is spelled this way leh I always thought its C not S" n I was quite busy that time so i didnt know what she was talking about I just went "Yea yea yea"
N it caused quite a scene in there with people debating about the spelling, they all were like "OMG all these while I got it wrongly, I always thought its C"
"NO larrr, its C la why isit S?"
blablablablabla

AND when i finally SAW it myself, I went "WTFFFFF why isit S???"
then I frantically ran to confront Peter n he was damn calm summore he can say things like "OOoops Malaysian spelling ma so its S lor sssssshhh dont tell Bixs dont tell Bixs, show is starting soon later she stress" n I just obliged with a "Ok ok" coz we didnt wanna stress out our dear chair last minute coz she got so much stuff to handle already.
Awwww we are such good Comm members right???*Family, thats what we AREEEeeee*
Then he tried to cover up by constantly giving Bix massage!ohhh now i know!!!damn!
such dirty tactics tsk tsk tsk....

DU 09 will be so dull without you la Peter!!!WTF i sounded damn in love with him NOOOO its not like that okay!!!Just emo-ing that another one of our batch ppl is gone...so now only left with Me,Bixs,CT,Alvan n Brian... OMG so few of us only!

Oh man, Peter is leaving already tonight n I hope he doesnt read my THIS very GAY post but yesterday when i told him that i will allow him to read my blog to keep in touch with our daily rawkin' lives when he is in SILIKON WHAALEY he was like "What makes u think I dont read your blog?"....WTFFFFF OMGGGGG shit!!!*Shoots self in the head*

I AM SO PISSED

because of my mother, I cant go back to KL yet!!!WUUUUAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh bawls my ass off!

She is suppose to send me my loan Documents so tht I can submit to the office of finance but she only sent it out yesterday which means i had to wait for at least five more days for the damn thing to reach HERE!!!!!!!!PISSED PISSED PISSED....

And to see all my neighbours packing their bags n leaving home today just add salt to my freakin' wound GGRRRRRR.....I will be the sole resident on the Long Wing n the whole floor is left with Wanru n myself wtf damn creepy lar....

I am suppose to be back in KL at least by Sunday or Monday n now i had to wait till Wed or Thursday which is Xmas EVE n Xmas itself arghhhhhhh if I cant get bus ticket to go back I will so kill myself!!!!

Friday, 19 December 2008

Too late too little :(((((((((

Seriously, we came out with the most random shitzzz ever....

Like we are suppose to have a final "session" with Peter tmrw n was deciding between drinking alco or drinking tea....."So are we randika-ing or drinking tea?"...."We Ran-TEA-ka la"
HAHAHA WTF!!!!!

N karma's been stalking me lately....especially on the stuff we did on FB HAHAHA...
grrr gave me da chills....but Im lovin' it.....I'd say, Bring It On Karma Bitch!!!!
I call it, Randikarma HAHAHA WTFucukcharbeehon!!!!

Sooner or later we'll be speaking in weird high level jargons that no humans can understand....only the cool humans will!....hahaha Cool humans wateverrrr.

Then we'll end up being social recluse n keep to ourselves (like the Cullens hahah wateverr) n think that we are the only cool ones n everyone's uncool padahal we are the weirdos in the mainstream society, fuiyoh talk macam Im some kinda sociologist WTF.

Random supper outing, counting towards Peter's last few days here.....

Finally I got to step into the cool Macha eatery tht Ive always wanted to try.....
Damn high level this Mamak....got aircon n Xmas Tree wan...have u ever seen Mamak with Xmas tree???definitely a first for a Jakun Msian like me......Aircon, check....Decor, check.....Good service, check.....then sekali eat what?Roti Naan.....Potong steam~......back in Msia, Roti naan less than rm2 n we eat at tepi jalan mamak only.


Peter and his Imaginary GF.....
one day one day....C-L-A-U-D *ahem* will send u a request to add her on your FB....keep hoping, hoping is free anyway.

Oh man, cant believe that I will be emo about Peter leaving....Shit why am I being gay like this....HAHAHA.....Hey I dont have anything special for him okay....if u know him enuf U will lovesss him as much as we all do...ahhahaahaha...despite him being GAY n gay n gay n gay n gayn GGay.....

You will be missed~..awwwwww WTF macam sudah KO like that!

Thursday, 18 December 2008

Kickin'

The weather is SO AWESOME this morning its almost like "Summer in Angmohland"- quote Eunice....breezy and chilly yet bright and sunny....perfect weather condition for morning training!

This would probably be my last training during Dec break as I will be going home next week so no more trainings for me til the beginning of the next Sem....n my coach was being an @$$ going "Wah u go home surely get fat u better exercise!"....n I went all diva on him "Eh hello??I am probably the ONLY ONE here that exercises n runs regularly during non training hours horrrr!"...then he got nothing to say he gave me the "Oh yea, shit I just Gg-ed myself" face...HAHAHA.

We did some light drills n then some attacking drills which I find very useful n realistic....I think we should have more game play n build on the team chemistry...but then again, the team is so huge n the ppl tht went for trainings are different everyday....haih dunno larrr wateverrr laaaa.

I still love playing soccer but somehow I dont really find joy in playing it anymore these days....Maybe its coz of the whole MUST win Must win pressure....i really hate this kinda things, I know its a freakin' competition n stuff but I believe in not giving yourself too much pressure n just try your best.....n to enjoy it la of course....n I feel the pressure even more because the coaches made me Striker n if there isnt any goal, then its confirm my fault!!

And whats all that I-dont-take-this-seriously-enough nonsense???I DO OKAY!!!Just that I always play my game with a Smile...i know its gay but I am constantly on a Friendly mode I dont go around breakin' someones leg or scarring their faces...is there a NEED to do that or not???dude, we are Hall players leh , I super cannot stand it when people always treat this like a Life N Death situation...like hello, pls chill abit laaa its only a sport.....Win already then what?do u get paid 200,000 pounds per week like Ronaldo?.......Just dont freakin' stress yourself out n have fun laaaaa....of course must perform to your fullest la no doubt about that!


URGhh rambling away again WTF.

Bored

I planted my butt in front of my Laptop for four hours playing Sims while munching on Crackers til 3am...OMG Im a officially a GEEK!!!Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I know Im sooo Last Season la watverrr I dont even know wtf am I doing for four hours.....watch them eat, shit, sleep like WTF like that also fun meh am i retarded or what?
I keep trying to make them have babies (isit even possible?) by making them kiss n make out for like ten times in a row HAAHAHAHA OMG damn scandalous couple wei!!!!
But then again, I dont want babies la I just wanna see how isit like for them to make babies then I would probably just neglect the baby n let it die accidentally or sumthin....coz this time i too poor no money to hire nanny I dont have cheat code!

Anyway, speaking of cheat code, BABE PLS TELL ME THE CHEAT CODE Im damn poor now my house is damn pathetic!!!!I cant afford jacuzzi or fancy wall paintings or shit like that!They even took away my Shower coz I owed them money for groceries n I accidentally called Emergency when the TV was "smoking", i thought its Fire padahal it only requires some repairing WTFFFFF.... then i kena fined by the fireman $300!!!then not enuf money to pay they anyhow take one of your furniture WTF how can like that wan????

Now my house only got beds to sleep, fridge to eat n toilet without shower, they had to clean themselves using the SINK OMG damn kaoo funny i didnt know they can do that, I thought they would die because of their STINK WTF!!!!Imagine dying in your own stink, how sad is that la right!
HAHAHa I sounded like a Jakun i know.

Oh BTW I am damn creative in giving names to my family.....

Check this....

HAHAHA Lovesss it!!!.....Peter Parker Randika, Mary Jane Randika, Fannie Mae Randika n Freddie Mac Randika......awww such a beautiful family!!!!

When Mary Jane picked up the phone call for Peter Parker, she really went "Peter Peter!!" OMG i laughed soooo hard i almost died in front of my laptop at 2am in the morning!!!!

Wah I played til so late n almost didnt make it for training this morning....lucky Livia knocked on my door at 730am if not i would still be dreaming away in Sims land....

SHIT I am really a freakin' GEEK damn, shut up!

Wednesday, 17 December 2008

Dance Camp 08

Day 1:

Played some silly games for Icebreaking, danced around in circles blablabla then find your partner to do actions n whoever left without partner is the CRAP!!!HAHAHA actually thts the only FUN thing in the game....u get to call people CRAP.loves it.even tho its crab not crap.
N i get to partner ahemmm...someone


The CRAP!!!!!

Wait again again....

THE CRAP!!!!!!HAHAHA


CRAP no more coz the savior is here....but then later became CRAP again HAHAHAHA...

After that we had Hiphop Open Class by Shiwei, the so-called most shuai dancer but i disagree coz i think the other one is hotter *blush like tomato*...all the guys seemed more smitten by him than all the girls....ewww damn gay la they all.
but i enjoyed his class nonetheless....very down-to-earth dancer/choreo/instructor.

Wow wow so mysterious wan this shuai-ger?...haha wtf.

After the Open class.


Break for Lunch after Tech class...we had Nasi Lemak from Wengseng potooong steaaammmmm~

HAHAHA but this year's comm very fortunate coz they got Car unlike last year we had to take bus n cab everywhere...so so so the most important CRITERIA of a comm member is.....*drumroll*......to own a RIDE....who cares about being responsible or having leadership or watever shit like that?


Weng seng's nasi lemak will turn u into a SLUT!

Then we were split up in groups of 4 to come out with Choreography of our own...sadly this year very few seniors so I was the only senior in my group.
It sucks being a senior la coz they automatically assume that senior must take responsibility n do all the shit haiiihhhh...anyway doesnt matter watever la.

Listening to the music given to us.


Awwww what a Sweet Bro-mance.....

With krissyboi n Minah Rep...

I spent the rest of the evening coming out with choreo steps while some of my group members left for Chingay n stuff....I was pretty much done already before night time but my members were nowhere to be found so i couldnt teach them....n so i slept a while on the steppers mat in the studio while everyone was wondering why Im so slack padahal I damn zaii already finished everythin' okay!!

Then my grp members showed up around 6plus n i taught them my choreo n then we went for steamboat dinner.....we chose the most powerful TAIYO pot n damn it was really super powerful everything boiled damn fast n the pot beside us took like forever to boil n they were hating on us HAHA.

K then we proceeded to dance studio to practice again, but everyone was brain dead n since the comm told us to wait till 1130pm for some "surprises"...so we hung around.....N u know what was the surprise???Iceeee creaaammmmm supper.......GG...*faint n die*

This is the SHIT that I stayed on for???CHARBEEHOON!!!!!

I got a massive headache by the time we ended n i head to bed without pain killers.


Day 2:


I missed the entire morning-afternoon activities coz I was hoping to rest more so that I can come down for the finale later on....so i skipped Lunch n Huixuan's Jazz class n came down around 3plus to continue polishing the choreo with my group.
I am rather disappointed with them because they wouldnt take the initiative to practice on their own without my presence n constantly need me to tell them to practice...n if they are super zaii already then fine la i wont bother but the fact is they are NOT!since i have already thrown the steps to them, then freakin practice n remember it la as simple as that what right?
I was flushing the entire time coz of the heat from my fever n all this agony, my face was damn kao red gosh!!!I was damn frustrated n wanted to burst out scolding them already but i didnt la haihhhh later people say I damn tak chill.

OK then we managed to finish up everything n got dressed for the finale...i think we did OKay la overall it was a good attempt....well duh obviously few of them buang-ed here n there la but doesnt matter la its all part of dance camp, Ive been there done that as well.....i did not expect them to be damn good or what la at least I know they did tried their best n that is good enough for me.

The comm then revealed the new dance tshirt with their very unique way of presenting it....by SLEAZY dancing of course!hahahhaa HOT la HOT la u all okay fine....
They were all being suspicious wearing big jackets n stuff like duhhhh as if we dont know already!!!Please larr its 100 degress out there n 4 of you were wearing jackets WTF???HAHAHAHA.....n i caught them wearing it before that la so...u cant fool the bitch ya' know.

I just think tht this Pic is damn nice...coz I took this so...nyehe

N the camp ended with a fattening feast...i think this camp made us fatter instead of slimmer...coz even tho we danced alot....we ate more than we danced so haihhhh GG larrr.

Overall I did enjoyed myself i must say....even tho there are few things that upset me along the way but its all part n parcel of it la doesnt matter..forgive n forget ma right?I can do that no problem...afterall my group did made me proud!!
Lastly, thank you so much DANCE COMM!!!!u guys definitely are a cute bunch!!!2 machas + 1 minah rep + 1 beyonce??HAHAHA.


The wall of honour....I got 10 pics inside...Bixs ot 14....XXY got 11...damn Im the loser...

Hot Stuffs on Crack~

The New Dance T!





ANGGUR PU TAO!!!!!









Sunday, 14 December 2008

Malacca weekend

Just had a Great Long Weekend at Malacca with the Machas!HAHAHA...my Indian Friends....surprisingly I ended up with Pacat n Sherene only coz the others FFK memang tak guna punyer budaks!
n since we are all non-racist (actually only among ourselves) so I didnt realised tht i was the only Chinese person with them....n since Tasha, Sherene's sis came along... tht makes it Three Indians n One Chinese....plus One Ayam(Tasha's BFF Zaza), who is a Malay...wow talk about being muhibah!

And so everywhere we go, we attracted lotsa stares coz our group is so.....Complete. (with all three races in it hahaha)...N also coz Pacat looks like our Pimp as he was the only guy with all the girls...as usual.

So after meeting my Mum n had lunch with her at Tesco, Pacat came to kutip me from there n off we went to hunt for hotel.....but everywhere was Fullhouse n we were stuck in the Jam for hours n hours coz it was a school holiday n Malacca's road planning suck balls!

We couldnt get any hotel after searching almost All the main hotels in the town area as well as dodgy looking budget hotels...NOthing....was about to give up n sleep in the car already until I suddenly remember tht i have friend there that may help us out...so i called him n Yes indeed, he found a room for us!Thanx Tiekhoe!damn I feel so influential suddenly.... having connection rawks!....its location is superb smack in the city area, however its a backpacking budget inn....but we simply couldnt care anymore coz too desperate already..

So we ended up in Grand Star Hotel!!!hahahaha the name totally doesnt justify at all trust me...it looks dodgy n stuff but then its really nice n clean larrr....n its a steal really!!Rm 100 for two queen size beds (Four ppl)....where to find man...just take only la right.

The lobby....i know, super Grand right?loves it.

Not bad huh got Ginza downstairs....got Pusat DANGDUT WTF!!!

I actually called up the reception to ask for direction before we arrived....then he gave me the landmarks...."Ada 4D TOTO.....lepas tu ada Tempat DANGDUT"....n we went like "OMGGG 4D n dangdut!!WTF super sleazy wei!"

There is nothing much to do in Malacca but to EAT!I already planned to gain at least 1.2kgs before i reach there....
Our first stop we went to Zen at Palawan to eat my fave Tiramisu n was served by the hottest looking Malay guy ever in Malacca that can speak fluent English, I was so smitten by him I kept looking at him n he caught me checking him out walaooo so paiseh!!!!*blush like tomato*

Sorry la no pictures at all because we Msians dont cam whore....hahaha....they all refused to let me take their pictures n keep kutuking me saying tht Spore has turned me into a cam whore!!!damn i think its true but.....damn!!!Fine lor dont take lor dont take.

Then we took Ayam's car (dont ask me why her name is Chicken haahaha sounds damn wrong) n she let me drive coz she too scared, the streets are too narrow in Jonker...
Check this, her car's dashboard n gear got no lights wan!!!OMGGGG i cant even see the gears laaaa WTF damn dangerous wei!!!!thank goodness Im a Pro.
cant even see how fast Im driving coz I cant see the speed meter....then we asked her how la if wanna check how fast n she said "Cannot check wan...means u wont know how fast u are driving, just go by feelings" Like WTFFFFF????super dangerous laaaa but damn fun wei....loving life without certainty hahaha wtf.

Ok after tht I whacked damn alot of food at jonker.....my fav ol' school Nasi Lemak....the famous Chendol....some Japanese satay....n lotsa other rubbish food along the way...damn syiok...only I whacked so much food, they are all being gay n ate damn little...but then again, they are not as food deprived as me la they are staying in KL for goodness sake.

Then we went back n changed to go chill at the clubs....i wanted to show them the Ahbeng club tht me n Euc went last time....but guess what???As we were walking towards the place, a fight took place!...OMG like how exciting is that man!!!Can hear those ahbengs shouting here n there...sound of glass bottles breaking....people running on the street...people's head bleeding etc.....We were damn freaked out we quickly walked away from there n hide inside some cafe....super scary shit i damn scared that they will suddenly come n whack us with the glass bottle, I even saw one woman's head bleeding n she was drenched with her blood la WTF!!!!

On our way back we had to pass by the club area, but since its past 3am the clubs are all closed...n there was a police car outside the club.....our car kena stopped by policeman coz we made a wrong turning into a One way street.....they think we were one of those involved in the fight??hahahaha cannot be la right....So they looked at us suspiciously n asked us for our ICs....so exciting right?

K then nothing already la since we are not those ahbengs n we dont take drugs n stuff so obviously we are clean....so we just went Mamak n then reached our hotel around 4am n died on the bed.

The next morning we went to eat Dimsum n then to Melaka Mall to walk around before they drop me off at Sentral to board my 4pm bus...nothing much to shop in Malacca laaa...n the only thing i bought is an Umbrella ella ella eh eh eh eusoff hall hahaha WTF.
Anyway, i bought a damn cool n nice n classic umbrella that cost a bomb n i prob wouldnt use it for rainy days coz simply too pretty already haih....wtf was i thinking la buying an exp umbrella for nothing....deng!!!

And so they sent me off at the Sentral n we bid our goodbyes, meng-emo a while, hug here hug there like gay bitches....we will be seeing each other in KL soon la duh still have to be so gay for what!!haha
Then i went to board my bus all by myself n guess what??A real macha tried to GG me like OMG so damn kao gross pls.....he asked me "Dah kahwin belum?"...wtf wtf wtf wtf......"Belum kahwin pun takkan minat kat you la pls"

Friday, 12 December 2008

Peepin' Pete Outing to Zi charrrr

Finally the weekend is here....n we had a dinner outing for Pete's sake!HAHAHAHA OMG OMG WTF for Pete's sake...damn Im so good can come out of this kinda thing.

Yea, Anyway we were running outta ideas of where to eat....n I wanted to eat Zi charr (Dai chao) so badly...coz Im sooo sick of typical atas food haaaiiihhh.LOL
Am craving for Fried rice n other zi char food(shit why am i using zi char damn sporean imma switch back to msian so i use dai chao instead).....n they thought i was kidding....NO i kid you not!

So we all sort of dressed up "OK-ly"...not so nice but not so chui , quote myself "Like how you would normally wear to class"....to go to *drum roll* West Coast Plaza!!!!
Coz i went the other time n told them tht its not bad got alot of food outlets....n then Peter wanted to eat there la.....
but in the end...with my mighty power i managed to make everyone eat Dai chao with me YEEEHAWWWWSEEEESAW!!!

Because the bitch said so!

So we all wear like go class n eat dai chao at Ginza loves it....damn Nice K of course when i say eat Dai chao its not just any dai chao larrr of course got "Dai Yue Dai Yuk" ...."Da Yue Da Rou??" Big fish big pork WTF....dont know if this translation even exist.

Mellie is so grumpy coz she wore so nice n had to eat THIs!!!

Still grumpy even when the food came..Mellie is just too atas larh sighhhh...i mean, hello??Look at those Rawkin' dishes man how could you not like them??!!

Even Peter loves it.


"Yes yes Alexis is the best, she is always right...i love the food so much...sorry Alexis for doubting your zi charrr craving....sohhhryyyy *kow tow serve green tea*"

After eating we went to cam whore at the new *drum roll* West coast Plaza!!!
their decor very nice dont play play ok!!!Macam those Studios to take potraits liddat...

Family Potrait:


Father Mother Son Daughter + Maid...HAHAHA Bixs is the maid WTF.

The Mafia daughters at Venice.

First Daughter aka "Legs Dont Lie"



Second Daughter aka "Heights Dont Matter"



Third Daughter aka "Looks to Kill"

HAHAAHA Mel does it Best!with her oriental kimono top really look damn Mafia's Da Siao Jie.

Then we went to eat Atas dessert coz our plan was "ruined" by ME eating dai chao, then must compensate with Atas dessert....like wateverrrrr....tsk tsk tsk
We ate MOF (Ministry of Food WTF kinda name is that seriously) Jap dessert....which we all had our "Machas" HAHAHA coz i told them macha means "Bro" in Tamil.....so u go call ur fren/bro "hey macha macha"...hahahahhaa WTF...thnx Mellie for the Machas next time i spend u Wengseng HAHAHA yes Im a cheapo tht way what-chu-gon-do-bout-it-huh?

Series of gay Chinese MV moments.


Boy meet Girl...*song started playing without singing*


First Date *Singing begins*


*Michael Wong's Tong Hua's moment wtf*


*Sing sing sing happy happy emo emo happy again*


Chinese MV Act SHY moment



"Aaaah ok ok CUT!!!!"

"Wu wu wu wu wu" WTF

Then Peter wanted to buy Greentea for rooftop session so he n Bixs went Coldstorage while we ordered our dessert..N we waited n waited n waited for them damn long n their desserts are melting.....

Turns out.....they went to Shengshiong instead WTF?????walk so far to get greentea really damn GG-ified leh!!!!So we called them n scolded them ask them why the hell dont they just buy it here in Coldstorage!



"Because We are Malaysian...Coldstorage very exp"...HAHAHA classic Peter moment!

So we came back n had rooftop greentea session after that!!!YAY...so healthy....
but CC the bitch came back n wanted a Randika initially but coz ppl were too tired n dance studio was occupied, so aihhh plan tak jadi.
We all hung out at the rooftop n talked cock for hours.....few "paranoias" kept checking up on us...blaaahhhh so tak chill wan, its a friday nite n its holiday season dude!!!will yah pls chill???no freakin outsiders or strangers or peepin Tom is here la okay!!!!!maybe only Peepin' Pete la HAHAHA.
Haiihhh.....dance studio is still the best place larrrr...

Anyway, Im suppose to head to Malacca early morning before the sun comes out!!!n I thought i could randika tonight n then have insomnia n wake up damn early...but damn i didnt randika tonight!....so i guess Imma have to really struggle to wake up now!!!!

But dont think can sleep tonight la coz too excited already...even tho its only two days one nite....but what the hell laaa Imma enjoy myself to the fullest!!!!N im so touched that they actually drive down Malacca to meet up with me awwww hopefully we will have a blast!!!!

Oh n I am also meeting up with my Mum in Malacca coz i need to pass her some Docs....yay so excited to see that woman!!!!haha that WOMAN OMG *thunder strike hair chao da*
happy happy day tmrw...ok Imma pack up my load n hit the sack babeh!!!!

P/s: Talking about DU tonight just made me all excited again.


I found My Corner.

Thursday, 11 December 2008

Haihhh

Having trainings back to back everyday is NO JOKE...

My body is still aching from the first Badminton n Chingay prac....then i went soccer the next day n it got worse...n today went for badminton n chingay again...wahliew!!
I take back my words la I dont want to chiong everything at one go, I wanna die already gosh!

Tomorrow I have soccer again...at 8Fuckin'am please kill me now!!!!
grrrrr seems like the only time to rest n recover is during weekend...but then, Im going off to Malacca for a mini-getaway...n back on monday for dance camp..
haiyoooo how lar like that...my body is really aching like a bitch now HELP!!!
My stamina is zaii but my body is dead now, doesnt matter how much stamina i have it wont help...argghhhh

But then again, i got some motivation....coz today I went to Wellness Centre to accompany a friend n saw something disturbing on the wall....it talks about body n health.....then something very prominent caught my attention..."Alcohol & Obesity"....DAMN!!!!
according to it, each vodka,gin,rum contains at least 75calories....n it is absorbed directly into your blood system....GG! i run on the treadmill for 30mins only burned like 200plus cals....gosh this is scary....
three cups of alcohol is equivalent to 30 mins of intensive cardio WTF is this man it make no sense!!!!But that wont deter me..nyehehehhee...i have five times trainings per week okay what are the chances of getting fat...what more Obesity?oh puhlezzzz *bitchy tone*

Obesity is such a strong word especially in this society....unless you live in a ghetto neighbourhood n feast on cheeseburger n fries everyday, the chances of being obese is almost nil.
But now, without cheeseburger u will get obese....with liquor....which is why....I am switching to Wine now...teeheehee.

Tuesday, 9 December 2008

Gingerbread man

I attended my first Badminton training this Sem...felt good...coz even tho i was the captain last yr(n we won GOLD under ME muahaha take tht u bitches!) I didnt train much with the team due to lotsa clashes with my nite classes....n coz I was the capt so i am the one who decide the Line-ups n therefore can sabo people to play n rest myself on the bench...HAHAHA genius.

This time around we got Sunny to train the girls so I felt as if its my first time ever playing badminton again....i discovered lotsa "Correct" techniques that Ive been doing it wrong all these while damn!*slaps self*
I cant believe I'd say this but yea, I so look forward to more trainings coz I really wanna improve by the time IHG comes....for real

And I didnt know that we are suppose to flick our wrist....i cant flick my wrist for nuts, I totally have weak wrist...arghhh Im so frustrated....I aim to be able to at least flick my wrist n create the "whoossh" sound by the end of the whole trg....i must accomplish this i know i can do it!
Wow suddenly I feel so semangat for badminton pulak wtf....

Oh n we had our first Chingay Practice..it was fun, the steps are very nice i liked it alot....coz its very hiphop-ish....thank god no cheesy gay tiki tiki shit....hahah even tho we're still dancing to a totally GAY song...wateverrr
But yea, at least I wont feel sucky n regret my decision....the only thing lacking is, the dancers...haiihhhh such a pity really....coz i know we will have lotsa fun together in this....i was looking around n i realised tht unlike rag, where half the rag dancers comprises of the dancers....but for chingay.....i think only 5 outta 90 ppl are dancers...
GG...wanna look for ppl to go makan with also cannot...in the end only Myself,XXY n Pete went dinner...sooooo siannnn

Bff n I stayed for 5 straight long hours in the dance studio to dance n help out...super tiring hahaha but it kinda reminded me of our "intensive" lock-in polishing session for senior performance....tht was crazy man... alot of us were brain dead n almost couldnt make it...i was sooo tired n grumpy i almost wanna punch somebody....hahahaa so funny....

Phew alas I got to keep myself occupy with trgs n dancing....boring stoning days are over....tmrw early morning soccer woohoohoo i wanna attend every single trainings n dance practices then MIA all the way from xmas til new yr....loves it

My stoopit friend came back today n did something stoopit again.

"U in ur room?I wanna give u something"
"What isit?food ah?i dont want food la dont give me food!"
"Food/decor"
"WTF is food/decor?"

"WTF IS THIS????WHY U GIVE ME THIS???OMGGGG"
"I make wan OK!"
"HAHAHAHAHA WTF WTF WTF U really too free already isit.Can eat wan or not?"
"Can!its meant to be eaten"
"WTF but its soooo cute...how to eat it laaa deng why u never bring those failed ones then i can eat them laaaa"
"Just eat this one laaaaa if dont eat will grow moldy wan"

I CANT DO IT....I just cannot bring myself to eat this Gingerbreadman...NOOOOOOOOOO

Monday, 8 December 2008

Cuhrazee

Today i felt so chilled n relaxed = chillax...erm arent they the same thing?GG
no la not same pls...chilled coz errr..the weather is so chilled??
n relaxed...coz errr..I feel very relaxed??k wateverrr

Anyway its Raya Haji...not like got any link but...yea its a good day coz its like..Holy?hhaha full of shiat.

I finally cleaned my room today....so clean n spotless n shinny...havent been cleaning my room throughly since...the first day i moved in...hahaha shit...oops....not tht i dont clean my room often....i do, but just not throughly....this one is like vacuum n mop n wipe n disinfect n stuff ya' know!

Spotless...haiyo too bad Im a noob in graphics...if not i can make those "sparkling" effect n photoshop into the picture....u know like those anime kind...
its really damn clean OKay even tho it looks like...NORMAL...wateverrr... come n smell my room if u dun belif it....but only within these few days la...cleanliness dont last forever im sure ur smart enuf to know tht...

Then Im So happy that i got visitors....coz i love showing off...
so i invited Yenny over to my room for dinner....n guess what?

I LURED HER with THIS!!!hahaha...how could she resist....i think i will keep feeding my visitors with my one n only specialty...loves it

ThenvKrissboi n Yenny both showed up at my door at the same time...n i only have two sandwiches...so so so...I made another one for him...HAHAHAHA....coz i cant be so cruel to him right???even tho he came uninvited but still...must feed the poor lil boy awwwww...

They totally lovesss it n couldnt stop complimenting my sandwich skill......wahlao happy sia ppl complimented on my "cooking"...That is something tht has NEVER happened to me before so yea....tht made my day really....dont know its coz they wanna be politically correct or wat la but i refuse to think the other way coz i wanna live in denial ok watttafark.....
I must make sandwich for my Mum n Dad when i go home....I wanna see tears streaming from their eyes as they see their daughter has finally made it HAHAHA....i will pack into bento box n force them bring to work...loves it.

Yenny brought the remaining Wine from the other day....wanted to drink with our dinner (woaaahhh damn atas, up another level)....but tht WOMAN is so smart she brought everything but wine glasses!!DEngggggggg...no "feerrrrr" la if drink from normal cup la so forget it la haiyah...yes Im very particular tht way.

Then i decided to go running after One whole week coz its post-exam n you're GAY if u run after exams okay, so now I have to start running again coz trainings are starting.....then on my way I saw a Black Cat that was totally creeping me out...it was staring at me with those crazy eyes....n i know black cats are bad omen even tho i dont really believe in this kinda shit....
But then I ran not even halfway up the Shaw's House slop n tried tying my hair....n my rubberband FLEW OFF into the DRAIN OMG.....thts when i know..."Its a Sign"...so i turned back n decided not to run outside coz its 11plus n i kept getting all the bad signals....do not mess with mothernature I'd say...so i went Gym to run with Yenny instead.

After that i had a "supper outing" with my dance comm ppl to Wengseng OMG...i swear never to step into Wengseng for at least another two months but oh well i already went for like three times in a row for the past few days.....Imma have to break my promise i guess....*thunder strike*

hahahaha totally fun to watch Peter n his swelling face from wisdom tooth surgery...he say must drink with straw so GAY lovesss it.....then he say can see or not his face swell one side n we were like "NO"...too fat already HAHAHAHAHAHAHA peter is the funniest guy everrrrr la seriously.

Peter trying to take picture with his HP....

Watch closely....his HP got no camera function WTFarkkkkkkkkk HAHAHAHA....he is using this damn GAY phone tht looks damn zai but padahal no function wan....not even camera....i think its a polyphonic phone HAHAHAHA....*dung dung dung dung woouungggg zaappp* lousy sound quality wtf hahaha

"Abang roti tampal satu"...then kena tampar.

We are in Disneyland WEEEEEEE~......dot dot dot...if only i know how to photoshop the 7 11 away (potong steam!!)....but the fact is, I CANT...so DEAL with it bitches...we are still in DISNEYLAND WEEEEEEE


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GOBSTOPPER WTFFFFFFFFFFFF......gayest shit ever....if u try to chew your jaw will break...wateverrr, willy wonka you are GAY!

Next outing we will go eat dimsum n take Hellokitty Neoprint sticker photos...yay so fun n Gay....but then again...if go geylang eat dimsum then how to take neoprint sial??means must go town area eat atas dimsum then can go arcade take neoprint YAY!!!genius....

Since Peter is leaving already...we plan to have lotsa lotsa random outings...n coz Bixs ps us for langkawi damn!!!!the three of us damn kao Emo at Weng seng today coz we are suppose to "leave" tonight for the trip....hahahahaa suddenly all three so quiet out of sudden like damn emo wanna cry liddat...she so scared lorrrr

K so random i know...but I feel so happy today n hopefully tmrw is a brand new happy day for me....trg n prac will start yay end of boringness....

Sunday, 7 December 2008

Sims

WHATTARRFARKKK i played SIMS2 n I made the whole family died in less than one hour!!!

i rock laaaaaa....Bixs left me alone to play n went to bathe... when she returned...i told her that all of them died...got three tombstone outside n the Social Worker had to come n collect the Baby...the sole survivor of the tragedy...coz i hired a nanny for the baby so she is well taken cared of...if not she would be the first one dead.

Hey, look...it aint my fault ok...when the fire happened I clicked like a maddie to navigate them to the phone to call emergency....but they refused to move n continued shrieking n jumping around like crazy...what can i do right....in the end the Mum n the Daughter perished in the fire...while the dad died of hunger n depression...

Its a pity really, coz I made a Rocking House with rocking layouts n furniture...n now its left empty full of sadness..with 3 tombstones at the yard...haiiihhhh soooo SAD!!!

Yummy

I went to stock up damn alot of groceries today to last me for at least one week during the hols....
Milk- buy one get one free pls!!!!!what a great deal!!!OMG why so auntie wan, shit *cover cover*
well, actually only the milk is cheap la GG....other stuff are at normal price but i still bought alot carry until hands wanna break.

N since IHG is starting, Imma need lotsa Milk n cereal n wheat bread..u dont eat instant noodle/fried rice/chicken rice before training okay!yes,so anal wateverrr.

N since Im a sucker in the cooking department, I at least try to whip up a decent enough healthy meal that can be made as my breakfast/lunch/dinner...

And this in non other than...SANDWICH...not just any sandwich...Atas Sandwich...hahaha imagine they have this kinda name for sandwiches in the restaurants....chicken ham sandwich, turkey ham sandwich, then suddenly got Atas sandwich HAHAHA ok totally Syok sendiri crackin myself up wateverr....

Damn expensive la buy all the "ingredient" to make a sandwich....now i know why Subway is so exp.
oh by the way, this is totally my first time making a sandwich SO YEAH THTS A BIG DEAL!



TADADADA!!!looks damn nice right right right??inside got damn alot of stuff okay got ham,lettuce,tomatoes,salmon spread....woohoohoo totally proud of my sandwich...
hahaha so now besides Salad, I up one level already....can add in bread n make sandwich....yes!Now my husband wont have to live with just salad n Indomie anymore...

And since the stuff are so exp, I think Imma have to live with my atas sandwich for quite some time...
Think Im going to eat it everyday until im so sick n jelak of it tht i wont even wanna see it for another one or two months....

*Shit, I realised tht the loaf of bread is going to expire in two days...so fast wan deng!!!so anyone wanna eat sandwich please come to me Okay surely u will lovesss it to the max*

So while enjoying my Atas Sandwich, must watch some Atas show....


HAHAHAHAHAHA LOVESSS IT....i found this show on MTV....OMG...really got nothing left to watch already so why not.....

Her elimination line........"Our friendship is finished...TTYN"

HAHAHAHAHA WTFFFFF...TTYN...TALK TO YOU NEVER!!omg thts classic, LOVESSS PARIS!!!!

Saturday, 6 December 2008

Damn it

I am god damn bored arghhh i should have gone back KL one week ago!!!why did i make this stupid decision to stay here n rot???pissifyingggggg....

Tmrw is Sunday n then Monday is a Public hol shit kill me now!!!
N dont ask me to go out especially to town area no thanks....i know for sure it will be madness, surely crowded like shit...put me in another one of those crowded places i will really go AMOK n kill somebody i swear.

Now Im rotting away in my room....so sian arghhh why cant IHG trainings n chingay start NOW....blaaahhh....totally wasting my time laaa haiyoooooooooooooo

Sidenote:

I always ended up buying shoes that Totally doesnt look like what i intended to buy...like i need a black heels and open toe heels or anything comfortable to walk in....but I seriously need something BLACK coz its basic n easy to match..



But I ended up with these WTFFFFFF.....totally not within the criteria plssss...haiyooooo dengggggg I dunno why am I like that arghghh slap me now!

I bought this coz i kinda like the Color, its very unusual...the brown part is made of Skin...
but THIS is neither Black nor open toe nor comfortable...GGGGGG....n the color is like Green,orange n brown..walaooo totally loud colors, so NOT me at all....

Then since Im so bored rotting away in my room...i went online to search for the shoes I saw from ALDO the other day....

Found it.....

TADAAAA!!!total HOTNESS....super bitchy to the max....lovesss it so much....
n i really like shoes made from skin (snake or croc or watever i dont care about the animals, skin is gorgeous) I have two shoes made from skin but they hurt like bitch so i hardly wear them...but damn gorgeous nonetheless...
urgh but its freakin EXPensive somebody pls be my PIMP daddy.

I always like weird things...its either i will be damn conventional n conservative I will buy super boring black/white/grey/matching/auntie stuff or I will go for super weird color combination ....my taste is extreme tht way...

And i kinda like this shoe as well...


I think this shoe is very quaint.....some might think tht its the most OBIT/obiang/ugly/GG shoe but i think its damn nice....but again, after a while i kinda think tht it looks like a Bowling shoe...HAHAHA...but i still like it wateverrrr.

n I also like ten thousand other shoes from ALDO...urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh damn it....

N now i hate the shoe tht i just bought after browsing through ALDO's website DAMN IT!!!