Friday, April 29

the crowded streets of singapore

now i know why there is always jam here jam there island wide in singapore. you know why???

because the road limit is 50!!!!!!!!

who on earth can tahan such SLOOOWWWWW traffic??? how can the rest of the world travel at much turtleneck unbreaking pace??? it is so slow there can ba an accumulation of dust of the boot of the car while moving. i figured that no one without the "L" plate drives that slowly lor.

i think i will end up being bar from the road and left in the circuit to do gear 2 like for the rest of my driving career. i hqad so much run changin to 4th gear along the roads of AMK. so fun to go fast. and the purpose of a car is to save time traveling by foot and thus that will automatically mean that you drive faster then you can walk or ride the bic.

i keep hitting the 65km/hour mark. lucky most of the time my instructor dont really notice. but when he does then nag and nag!!!
arghhh....

then he keeps making me do things that i cant. like right turn at a no right turn sign. or turn left at the red light. and drive into one ways street AGAINST THE TRAFFIC. then make me stop at bus stop. make me stall the car at the middle of the road on a slope with a CAR BEHIND. i totally have not gotten to the point of starting the car on the slope. i am such a road hazard and my instructor is going to get me killed at this rate

got another lesson in the afternoon. that will leave me at my 7th lesson. hopefully i can do crank and S before i leave for mel.

navigator the shanny the greater

armed with the bus guide. shanny stood at the juction of clark quay and looked into the horizon of massive construction sites and hot weather. she had a mission to do. book tics to melbourn and run tons of arrands. it plans for a sense of planning.

first down to the heart of china town. looking for this one idiotic building which looks like it blended into the middle of the road. almost passed it like forgetting a grass on the field. crazy lor... how can anyone human ever try to make their way through the massive shophouses in that weather. humidity must be soaring to 150% and the heat from the sun is definatly going through the ozone hole. skin cancer for all singaporeans.

then down to raffles place to give my 6 per hour pay slip to agent. again walking through jungle of heat. i thought the earths gravity have pulled the sun a millions miles close to the earth. if i was baking at that rate, the rest of singapore must bee cooked. i was wearing a spec and it was still hot. think this kind of weather perfect for walkin around naked.

then all the way down to peace center to check out the prices. crazy lor. cheapest tics cost my whole planned budget over there. crazy. to think that the airlines need that much money to keep the plane in the air. to think that the wright brothers did it with no incured cost. think i flying in gold over to australia. the "cheapest" tics were 600. 600 can buy me 6 pairs of levis lor.

then all the way to nelles place to borrow clothes and book the stupid ssdc slots i mis-canceled. like shit lor that stupid school. think they like zoo. have to baby sit all the speeding and curb riding monsters. so much easier to book from com. too bad this stupid thing i call a computer totally is a waste of plastic.

nelle has really good clothes man. they look so good. esp on me man.... even though i look fat and totally gaining weight. i mean i have to admit that i do look good in it. nelle has classy clothes. think shanny in classiy clothes with this 20 kg backpack. hitching all the way from airport to mommy apartment. what a sight. people must think run away animal from freek show.

Thursday, April 28

damn my driving

great... my schduelle is all in a big fat mess thanks to my holiday. i am cutting back all the lessons i have booked in may for my holiday and that means that i will only get slots mid june. which is by the time i finish will be forever.

i have to cancel so many slots next month. most prob will be trying to fly off on 7th or 9th and returning on the 20th. that means all i have booked in this period is gone with the wind into jupiter. actually had slots from the 24 to 31 but i canceled it already due to initial plans which totally screwed coz mommy is coming back on the 20th.

In love with a balding man

Justin sounds like a Knight in shining armour. I hear his perfectly articulated voice over his extension and i picture this young hunk in a suit. Power man is i like...

Just that...

In person, he is a half balding old man who is way too withered to move from his seat. What a dissapointment.

If my bf sounded half as good as him, i will melt everytime i hear his voice. But guys nowadays no longer have that charm. . Think it is only found in old men. What a reality check to dissapointment.

Singapore is really lacking charming ENGLISH SPEAKING MEN... You don't have to be good looking to get the attention of the female society. You just have to Polish your voice and be romantic. can liao.

How to master a oharm
• Speak english (we hate rojak even though we speak it ourselves. )
• Go smooth
• Look presentable
• Stand straight. Head up
• Make a joke that is witty.

Wednesday, April 27

happy morning to the last of sleep

i think i am having lesser and lesser sleep. i wake up at 7 every morn to get ready to take that 1 hour journey to work. just to earn tha few little pieces of red paper. at least it is a travel agent and i spend my time earsdropping of the agents on the phone to know more bout the prices and situation in aus.

it is so happy to know that i am so much closer to going on a holiday with friend. waiting for this moment for very long already. the closest was actually the field trip to malaysia, but that was not counted cos there was no air flight.

but i am so happy i will be able to join my dearest lynette to aus.

i am so going to be banned from the road at this rate

i love the wind on my car boot and the aircon in my hair.

how come 50km/h seems so slow? think all the instructors are scared of my right foot. first it cannot do braking properly then now it steps on the accelerator too much. love third gear. just wondering when i can do fourth gear on the road. cant wait to hit the higher end of the gear box.

i finally figured that i am a damn slow learner. people can complete 2 to 3 subjects a prac lesson and i cam only grounded with one pathetic lesson!!! at this rate i am going to need all 33 lessons to complete 22 subjects. the money pond is going to die and the time i get my licence (provided i pass the first praac test) is going to be in the year 3005. i will be so antique then. in 3005, people will be teleporting.

Wednesday, April 20

diners... happy morning!!!

why on earth do they call it 'happy morning'? there is nothing happy working in front of a phone all day long k? then i have to repeat this line over and over again. at least it is better having the head phones stuff painfully in your ear at call center. i feel so retarded declaring that the morning is 'happy'

but at least i have so money coming in now.

Monday, April 18

makin you pocket tear

i cant even shop in peace now you know. when i go out to town and see all the nice clolourful clothing (spring season this year is nice), two things come into my mind and keeps ringin there like a cow bell.

  • i have no job, no money
  • i may have to migrate
it occurs to me that if i really have to go to melbourne then ill have to shop for winter also. if not i will have to freeze to death in below 10 degress temperature in winter. i have to get used to all the turtle necks and leather jackets. to think that it actually gets cold enough to snow there. and all the wind that blows inland from the coast... there is no chance i might every wear all my spegetties anymore. but i kinda like the idea of wadding in white turtle necks and a nice white leather jacket.

this australia thingy is really on my mind all day long. i have already accepted the fact of myself going over at the worst case... actually as i think of it... i kinda like the idea of a foriegn land. there are actually somethings that i want to escape from here. melbourne might be the best place for me.

there are times at night before i fall asleep and my mind is weighted with all these thoughts. sometimes i cry alone in my bed. those tears cant keep falling sometimes. other times i get so emotional i just burst out. i am so sorry if i keep posting all bout melbourne these few months, i cant help it la, it is just that i have to re-ensure myself bout the possibility of this.

Saturday, April 16

putting it together???

mommy and daddy is really really keen on going over.
jo and lo dont mind going either.
i guess after all i am quite okay with it too.

so i guess we have made a 85% chance of going.
just that donno if the australian government want us there.
they have to approve it first.

but there are still many things to consider.

Thursday, April 14

had a talk with daddy

yeah bout the whole migration thing. it seems that they really have job opportunities over there. school will not be much of a problem for me. for jo it will most probally be private sch. and lo will have to finish his NS here first.

i can really tell that daddy is hinting for me to yes to think whole thing.

we will be holding singapore citizenship so there will be no problem coming back here. if i go over then ill have to treat it as takin my uni over there. then after 4 years if i want to come back or stay there, i get to choose.

hows that for an idea. the aussie govt is providing A$12000 for us to migrate and buy the first house. houses there are so freeking expensive. if you live in town. you better print money.

so i think mommy is starting to scout for a house in the suburbs. the cars there are only half the price of whatever we have here in singapore. but daddy says that we are no selling this flat in bishan, just for something to fall on when things go wrong. so that leaves us with not much money left.

plus what's more is that everything also cannot enter aus, so we will have to spend more money buying furniture and everything.

i cannot see myself living in the suburbs. i am thinking desperate housewives

is this really an opportunity???

just got off the phone with mommy. think it becoming more then real now. think it is really on her mind that we could very much be migrating to melbourne now. she just extended her contract for another 3 months so that she could check the place out.

i really dont want to leave all i have created here for good. if i really have to go over, it is calling on me to leave everything i have here. everything i hold so dearly for the past 19 years of my life.

all my friends...
my family...
my house...
my childhood...
my school...
my dreams...
my grades...
my hardwork...

it would be so hard to give everything up and recreate it all over again. ill have to be forced to make new friends, get used to a new enviroment, a new house, a new school, a new everything.

i cant bare to put it all like that.
that is everything i went through so much hard work to put perfectly together all these years.

i dont know why. though i would realy like to go over, but the thought was more of like one for a holiday instead of migration. i dont even know if i can cope up with this. shit... i am cryin as i type this.

there is too many things i want to do with my life in singapore i have not done. too many unfinished business i would be leaving behind if i go. this is a family decision that we are going to make that is going to change our lives greatly upon decision to go over. it is a family decision where i for one is more then reluctant to go over, but i have to think of my parents. they are not young anymore, my dad is nearing his retirement, my mom is only getting this one chance to go over. they will have jobs to last them way past their retirement and they will have their retirement benifits if they do go over.

what do i do now?
there are so many things on my mind.

melbourne is almost four seasonal. and i cant stand the cold. but at least there is going to be snow there. and i can go snow boarding in winter. but the point is that there are so many things that i have to bring over. not only that but what of the things my family have left in singapore? i have to pack my entire house over.

school is not mush of a problem over there, ill be going to mel uni. just that i dont know how my life is going to change into. everything is new there. new culture, new environment, new everything i already have here in singapore.

come to think of it... i really appreciate singapore.

but if i do go there, then ill have a nice house with a garden in the suburbs of melbourne, and if everything goes well, i may as well get a car since it takes years to travel. then again, if we are to get a landed property of our own there, then ill get to have my own room and more freedom i guess. there is a chance that ill be able to get my own quite a few things hopefully.

Wednesday, April 13

how to hone ur hunting skills

so the story goes that shanny cannot book her slots.
so this fatastic idea came to her mind.
shanny the greater then great is going back to SSDC and camp there.

yes... like an idiot.
think the instructor that kept walking in and out of the room think i am mad

that is what i did. i was desperate to get some slots i sat there in isolatin at level 2 for 45 mins trying to revive my hunting skills and hunt down those people who were trying to sell their slots and guess what? i got myself two slots to fill the two weeks gap that i have from the next lesson. although the time is like in the middle of the night at 9pm, where most probally i am going to fall asleep in the car and cause a major car accident. or maybe run some poor old lady down.

but it was better then not getting any slots at all.
i booked all 20+ slots already. all until june
so many reciepts i cant fit all into that little plastic holder
well... then comes plan B

plan B is to go on fri before lesson and camp out at my favourite level 2 for better day slots. and if i do find better ones... i am going to cancel those ridicules ones at 9pm where the owls come out to play. and get those where my eyes are open.

finally got my PDL today. i cant believe that that stupid green paper cost $25!!!???!!!!! like i can print it out myself. thought that at least i could get something better... at least liminated la... eat so much money but quality so poor.

like my last lesson where the stupid steering wheel was not straight. and i keep steering it right into the longkang. for the price me pay, we should get tip top quality cars. i wanted to tell my instructor off the "lynette" way. but that particular instructor is too nice.

i just have the sudden thought bout driving

now that i have passed my basic theory and have not applied for my PDL. i have no slots avaliable this period of time when i have nothing to do at home. i want to cramp it up everyday in this week but it is like totally unbookable. i cant possibly camp out at SSDC koisk and wait for people to trysell their slots. my stupid com, cant even log on the site. what am i going to do?

and i have not even gotten my final theory done yet. think i better get that over and done with. maybe ill just book my practical test date in july and then cramp everything by june. that is a good idea. then if i fail then i can go eat shit and burry myself in the middle of the circuit. and wait for a car to run over me.

but i desperately want my licence NOW!!!

i cant wait anymore. like so many people i know already have thier licence and i want my photo on that thing too. and besides... i have big plans for a car....

Tuesday, April 12

a sink into paradise

project nelle and shanny "pradise" was taken into action one day later then usual due to dark stormy clouds yesterday. it was so cool, or rather burning hot. cant believe nelle came up with this fantastic but rather stupid and ridicules idea of suntanning in her back yard. but hey... it work out well. in fact i want to go back into that piece of plastic and soak up all the cancerous UV rays and insolation.

nelle bought a "swimming pool" and placed it in her own back yard. clad in nothing more then a bikini. it felt like i was walking in her house in my underwear lor. i was so underdressed. to think that i have never wore that piece of triangle for more then a year. and then those lard filled tree trunks were looking more then hideous. lucky it was a very isolation position.

but i manage to get tan. looking at "fair" as i had i did get somewhat of a tan. now i have two bikini triangles tans mark. it looks so monsterous i want to go buy that tan through bikini from buttcheeks. but just have no idea how much it cost. and besides, i already so have two bikinis already. but i think a tan through one is a pretty good investment. then ill look really hot by the time i get back to uni.

speaking of uni. SMU called me to go for interview in the middle of the tanning process. and the thing is that i did not even sent in my "supporting documents" nor did i pay my "application fees" of $15. i just did the thing online and was too unbothered to continue to print the thing out and send in the other stuff.

seriously, i dont even know if i want to go for it in the first place. i know that i want to get into NUS FASS and i have a pretty good chance of getting in. and there are so many other people who wants to get into SMU. i dont even think i have the time to go for the interview. considering that i already had an interview yesterday. i dont really want another too soon.

the more then shitti-fied interview at IDA
which is going to leave me as jobless as ever

this is the second interview i have at IDA although i dont really have much of a business there. first interview left me shaken to the roots and today... it left me forzen the the crown of my head,

it was so scary to step into that office again. the atmosphere is so quiet and tense that you can hear an ant crawl across the floorboards. there wasnt even the sound of typing on the computers. either the computers keyboards are absolutly slient or that the people there dont do anywork. anyway. it was just mind wrenching to think that there is shanny was back at where the crows die.

anyway. they were looking for a temp staff to do accounts. like crazy!!! shanny doing doing accounting = to the fall of singapore. i dont take math for a reason k? i cant imagine myself counting figure the whole day. when i knew that the job required math. it was so arkward for me. the aircon started to feel really warm and the air really stale. i told the interviewer right in the face that i dont take frezzing math.

if i really do land this job which by the way is literally ZERO PERRCENT. singapore is really going to fall really badly. logic goes as such.
IDA = technology government ministry.
shanny in IDA = government finance go all wrong = fall of singapore

Monday, April 11

okay... i added links of my birthday this year

didnt have the time to upload this.



this movie really touched my heart and made me really think of who i really am and want to be. nobody is perfect. even when they are the most angelic of all christians. even ms perfect christian makes the stupidest mistakes. misfits makes the best friends, even if they are not christians. they can make up for the way they really are and they way they really fit perfectly into your lives and give the true understanding of what it takes to be just imperfectly human. THE UNDERSTANDS BEST. i hate to be bounded.

the story bout a good Christian girl who goes to a good Christian high school. she has good Christian friends and a perfect Christian boyfriend. her life seems perfect, until the day that she finds out that her perfect boyfriend is gay. she does everything in her power to help him turn straight, including offering up her virginity. But none of it helps because her boyfriend is caught and sent to a "degayification" center and she ends up pregnant. It's during her time of need that she becomes real friends with the school's set of "misfits," including the school's only Jewish girl (who is totally ANTICHRIST), a wheelchair bound (who is not STRONG IN FAITH) and what she gets is to be outcasted by her christians friends and Pastor.

so is it that is you defy the laws of being in christ, you will be outcasted. NOBODY IS PERFECT FOR HEAVENS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seriously. this show makes you think.

Friday, April 8

IDA again???

okay. they are puttin my back into ida...
will i even make it?
had a bad experience the other time.

at least it is admin
but it is so far away...
damn

questions to ponder over

1. do the ladies in court in the medival time wear underwear???
2. then what will happen when they have that thing???
3. do they use leaves?
4. why is the sky blue???
5. can you use NUS server to play computer games??? like battle net??? or WoW???
6. should i buy an apple com???
7. should i go to australia???
8. what will you do with one million dollars?
9. what do you want in a boyfriend?
10. how do you get from AMK to Bishan in the cheapest method?

peace of serenity (maybe???)

picture this... on old grand mother, grey hair, in shorts and teeshirt, holding tennis racqet in YCK.

yup that was me. it has been more then ages since i last hit a damned ball. mush less to say something like hit it across that 1m high net. i have not played since the tournment season last year. that makes it offically about 10 months since i took that racquet out of the closet. it had lots of dust and was accumulating cobwebs. true. had to clean my cover with wet tissue to get rid of the mushrooms that were intending to root themselves on it.

finally got to touch the racquet today after so long of hibernation lor. for a person who have not bothered to play for bout a year. i am not that bad. other then hitting the balls all over the place and not being able to serve, and not daring volley, and missing the ball. i was pretty not bad.

i am worse then the ah mah lor. out of two hours, me and marie stopped for totally add together of one hour to sit and break. we are growing old and winkly. think me bones are so stiff that they will break, my muscles are to tight, i am going to pull them any moment. feel more like i am suffering from a serious bout of stroke. virtually unable to play decently.

to think that i still problems with the stupid clutch. still stallin the car in the middle of the road. and then whoever that was in car number 7 ought to be shot and then stuffed with carbon monoxide. kept swaying in front of me and then keep stopping for no good reason at the turn. crazy to drive behind a driver like that for the whole one hour lor. imaging the danger i was in. not only was my braking like utter shit, i totally cannot coordinate more then two things at a time. driving really test your hand-foot-brain coordination. people like me who have no what so ever hand-foot coordination totally is CMI and is in higher rish of accident and more properble of having your face in the papers (under obitury). i almost crashed the car into the curb and putting my instructor and me in total danger while trying to put the hazard lights on and driving at the same time.

i think i should be banned from the circuit and road.

Thursday, April 7

shittily failed again

why???
why???
why???

i will never pass it now. must go and book another one.

Tuesday, April 5

wedding fantasy

i just watched oprah winfrey. they had on this really really tear wrenching episode of fantasy wedding. it was so sweet and grand that i want to get married now and have that kind of wedding. it was so PERFECT!!! i simply just want to get married now...

they had master wedding planner Colin Cowie. everyone knows Colin Cowie!!! and he planned the perfect wedding anyone could have in this world. the bride had a custom made VERA WANG WEDDING DRESS!!!!!!! like freek la.... vera wang only makes 5 custom made dresses A YEAR!!! and she gets the chance to have her very own VERA WANG DRESS!!! not to mention the earings... (jillian... ill hail you if you have a vera wang bracelet, your tiffany one is nothing)

the weddin must have cost more than a bomb. it must have cost a nuclear bomb man. there was a perfect pavillion where u can NEVER get in singapore and this perfect reception and dinner where it was something out of some fairy land and then a perfect afterparty...

i want that type of wedding. when i get married... i want a nice VERA WANG CUSTOM MADE DRESS, and matching earrings, matching shoes. and i want Chris Botti to play his trumpet at my wedding. i simply just melted throughout the show la.

I NEED TO GET MARRIED NOW!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT THAT DRESS...
like hello??? it is VERA WANG!!!!!!

i am not your average girl

defination
average: (noun) taking the typical example of the group under consideration. look under common and normal
girl: (noun) a young unmarried woman

average girl in human terms: typical example of a young unmarried woman. likes shopping. always diets. have a boyfriend. wear dresses. act cute. hates computers.


shanny is not like that... shanny LOVES shopping, HATES dieting, DO NOT have a boyfriend, DO NOT act cute, DONT EVER wear dresses and LOVES computer games.

guess what??? my unemployment have led me to play this whole new online game. it follows the ever popular warcraft, just that it is a little bit of RPG and multiplayer. a little like diablio just that it is way more fun. I AM A GAMER GIRL. i want to kick ass in the battle world on battle net. just gotten myself HOOKED onto the darn game. guess ill be playing it until i get another job.

so far i have successfully reached level 10. controling my troll shaman with perfeect ease. it is so fun... can go attack people online and kick their ass. this gets better with every quest.

kust found myself hooked on the computer screen the whole day. and i really mean the whole day facing the screen. to the extent that i totally forgot to eat dinner until half an hour ago. when you get hooked, there is no timeline... all gamers know this. we can spend the whole day siting in front of the computer thinking of which armour to wear and which direction of the map to go. you just forget totally that you are breathing and that you need food to sustain your life. you just get really attached with the mouse and the keyboard.



here is a night elf... so cool rite? i want to play this someday. night elves are so hot... if i was a guy i will go out and date one of these hotties. they are so sexy... i bet they do their warm up and do situps all day long to get that tummy. think got six pack lor. and girl somemore. but currently, i am playing the bad guys. it is so fun to look so ugly on the net. haha... just for the record... i look like this... guess what trolls look like? green and ugly...

Monday, April 4

it came right on time

the latest game on my computer... world of warcraft... so addictive, and guess what? it came at the right time. when i have all the time in the world i can get one week break, stay at home and drown myself in all the quest and character.

decided to get a troll sharman this time. used it so far and it is quite a nice character. i get to control this green skinned, oranged hair magic making thingy. this game is more then a hundred bucks on the market k? to think that i have finally the luxury of time to engage myself in it.

Sunday, April 3

i suddenly got a feeling

i have this thing in my head telling me that there was something wrong wrong with my nus application. i still have my doubts even when i see the "application recieved" status on the site. what if it was a lie? all a lie to make me feel wanted... what if my payment didnt go through??? what if...

what if it wasnt recieved... i mean someone who really hates me could have hacked into the site to make a deception out of the whole thing. i mean... are there people out there who hates me??? i only applied to one uni... i cant afford not to get into it. i didnt apply to ntu or smu or any other uni in the rest of the world. if something happened to my application, i am just going to try hanging myself infront of nus admin office. ill do my best to make it a bloody site. maybe i should make some guts appear.... what about brain juice???

but really... if i really dont get accepted into nus due to (choi la) results or (even choi la) application errors. then i think i am just going to make my last days on earth known to the rest of the world.

its a matter of being just unemployed

i have no job, no money, no future.

living in a world of denial where everything is just being about having something you can live by. once again, i am back into the pool of 2.6% unemployed in singapore and contributing my part as a burden to society where i live off tax payers money. i breath their air and use the street lights. i am so better off dead and burried 6 feet under the earth and wait to rot.

though it is not very hard accepting that i have suddenly gotten fired and then thrown and banished on the streets to spur for my own life and my bills. i have myself to support you know. i have phone bills to pay and things to buy. all which needs money. and where am i going to find any money when i cant even find work? i cant live off charity forever you know. i am human with pride. (bullshit)

anyway. poor jillian have to live with my unemployment the whole evening. cant even have dinner in peace when i keep ringing everything on about the word "unemployed" everything in my head is linked up with unemployment. i am so unemployed!!! to the extent that i couldnt leave the 70 cents jillian own me. i am sponging money from my buddies!!! but money is money... there should be a line drawn. (get it???HINT!!!)

i have no job to sustain me anything... i am just going to live off the society... i am useless... brainless and a burden to the world...

temps at HQ manage to keep their jobs in the last moment lor. so lucky them... anyway ... i guess i could really do with the break. i have been working for the past 3 half months and i guess i should have a break from all the 6 days a week. i am really tired of having no breathing space for myself. now i can finally relaz and do the things i want to do... like going back to SA to play tennis or something. i really need to get fit. feel like a tub of lard now. look shittified in everything. all the pants i tried are bursting. how am i going to go uni looking like this??????????

i serious need to do something like that. ska li got no on want to date me in year one... then ill not only be unemployed but left on the shelf too...

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Saturday, April 2

look at those legs
refer right to poster i blogged on

but who is going to pay $9 to watch it on big screen?

like hello lor. did you read the papers. the freeking movie prices are so over the moon. talk bout cartels and monopoly of the movie industry. what do they think they are trying to do to consumers and the movie makers in hollywood? i can barely put myself to pocket out $7.50 for that stump at the end of the printed card and they have make me pull out more $$$ to see the same end of the ticket after the show? who are they robbing?

this just makes people want to buy more pirated vcds and rent more vcd and sell more pirated vcd and watch less on the weekend... but then again, what can we do in singapore besides watching movies on the big screens... but they are really purging our pockets!!! FREEK THEM!!!

still dare to compare our movie tickets with what they have in amercia ($12) and japan ($25). the only price singaporean compare with is "before and after" and after is definatly worse....

still have the cheek to eat my money...

blame it on the government

to think that CPF is the government sector that is to provide you with life time sercurity... haha... all crap... they dont provide you anything when they fire your butt. fried sotong as of monday. IRONY??? yeah... CPF is full of ironies. all these time i was thinking that i can live my working life (as of so far) through april and maybe on to june. thought it was a sercure job. but no. not at all.

the government saves on staff
at least all these problems came from the ministry of finance.

just two weeks ago i heard on of the members saying quote unquote "the government will never save on hiring staff." yeah right lor. they are a bunch of money pinching policy makers who will only think of budget rather then the service standards. they will rather save some money hiring temps and let the elderly print their own statements from something they have never seen called the computer.

who is going to do elobby? who is going to de recording? who is going to fill the printers and the photocopy machine? who is going to ERS??? CPF IS NOT GOING TO FUNCTION WITHOUT US!!! just deng de xiao.

members already complain like crazy when they have to memorise a singpass number when they want to print a statement. then they are going to leave these poor members of the public to use the computer themselves. they already complain when they HAVE us to print the darn A4 paper for them. think they will complain the building down when they figure that they have to DIY.

even the educated people fuss over the stupid DIY system. what make the rest of the world different? besides... 14th of the month is coming up. what make them so sure that they can handle all the giro... i myself almost died and burned all the forms this morning.

GOOD LUCK TO THE PERM

WELCOME SHANNY... BACK TO THE UNEMPLOYED

Friday, April 1

how much are those doggies in the window
the ones that cost $200 ???

hey. what is better then having to release your stress by engaging yourself in the most medically proven act? yes people. shopping. shopping releases endophine which is the happy chemical that enable one to be more cheerful and light headed. the same chemicals produced during exercise and sex. just being able to slash that visa card feels so good.

topshop is having one of their "staff and friends" thingy-of-a-sale. all friends of a topshop staff gets a fatastic 30% + 10% off everything except the basics and accessories. that if you can do the math is bout 40% off your bill. even a non-math student can count it. i will do anything for shopping. i bought...

2 denim 3/4s
1 brown 3/4s
1 pink top
1 green top
i black spec (which i suddenly feel like buying it in every color)

that is a totaly of $333 on bill and after discount... it is ONLY $209... like i totally saved $100+ that is to totally able to buy me another pair of jeans and a top at NORMAL price!!!

saw carol (my DEAREST topshop friend), siting, shi hui, and alecia (also topshop friend) anyway. was talking bout un application and the thing is that it kind of humored me to think that i am the only one who only applied to one uni. everyone else applied to the rest of ntu and smu. was just telling alecia that the money i use to apply to the other uni can be used to buy another top from top shop. i am so thinking of INVESTING in clothes

INVESTING!!!!