Our trip began on Saturday the 30th. Weather in Nashville was horrendous…so we opted to go ahead and stay the night close to the airport since we had to be there early Sunday morning. It was snowing, but once we crossed Monteagle I thought it would be smooth sailing.
Wrong.
Nashville was terrible. The absolute worst driving conditions I’ve ever been in. They had snow plows out on the interstate, but the ice was hidden and you didn’t know it was there until you are on it. It took us almost an hour to go just a few miles. The exits were treacherous. People slid across lanes and we saw a dozen cars off the road. We ended up making it ok…I spent most of those last few miles gripping my seat. Adam’s friend ended up bouncing off a concrete barrier…which he took huge ribbing for since he was NOT in four wheel drive…but in truth it could have been any of us.
We had planned to eat dinner but I was not budging from the safety of INSIDE so we had overpriced hotel food.
Sunday: Nashville had gotten a little more snow, but the shuttle driver expertly manuvered and got us to the airport in plenty of time. Our flight was slightly delayed so maintenance could de-ice the wings before we took off.
Not what I wanted to hear.
The flight was surprisingly smooth and we landed in Denver safely….but there’s no snow. What?! We left more snow in Nashville?? We took a shuttle to the rental car place and waited to get all that set up. Then another nearly two hour drive to Keystone. It started out fine and then got progressivly worse. The last few miles were uphill, narrow, winding roads covered with snow and ice with NO GUARDRAILS. I looked once over the side of the mountain and tried NOT to look again. Keystone was beautiful and it was snowing…the only real snow we had the entire time.
View from the plane and the view from our gorgeous condo:


Seth and Brittney at dinner…

Sunday night felt like the worst hangover ever…though I hadn’t taken one drink. My head hurt. I was dizzy and nauseated. Apparently that’s due to the altitude. All of us agreed that it was difficult to breathe, but Adam and I were affected more than the rest. He had massive nosebleeds and I just felt rotten.
Monday: Our first day of ski school. Look how excited we look….before we were sore and cold…

We were paired with Instructor Dave…and were given the basics of skiing. At first I couldn’t even stop. I was the one who fell first and the most.
I hated it.
When we broke for lunch a couple hours later…I told Adam so. He launched into to his “I fell 50 times my first time boarding too” but I didn’t want to hear it. He had said if I hated it…I didn’t have to continue…and now he’s going back on that?? I fought back tears because there were so many people we knew….if it had just been strangers I would have broken down.
I was done. I wasn’t going back. I’d ride down the gondola by myself and just wait for everyone else.
We had a ridiculously priced lunch–just one place on top of the mountain so they could charge 9 bucks for a sandwich–and I didn’t bother to hide my irritation. I frowned at Dave sitting across the walkway from me. I frowned at Steph and Brittney who were picking it up much faster than I was. I frowned at the boys who were happy to be boarding. I was being ugly and knew it and didn’t care. This was my vacation and I wasn’t having any fun.
End of lunch. Sigh. I’m going back, aren’t I?
I crashed. I did manage to stop by putting more weight on the back end…and was promptly corrected by Dave. Everything I could do was the wrong way. Yay. Dave said we were going to go down the bigger slope and I said, “Y’all are?” which he found hilarious…he said we were going. All of us. I didn’t think our accents were that noticeable but apparently I was wrong.
My favorite fb status in a long time:
Instructor Dave: “You are over analyzing every move. Just let your weight shift to turn. But lead with your downhill ski. And keep your shoulders parallel to the slope….No! Don’t twist your torso. Hips straight. Drop left shoulder. You’re thinking again! Stop that! Don’t look down. AND WIPE THAT GRIMACE OFF YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW!”
I suffered through and the lesson ended at 3. I asked if I got points for not crying. Dave said yes and that I was doing great.
Snort.
Dinner at Wolf Rock. I’m happy it’s over.

Those are my favorite gloves ever, btw.

Tuesday: I’m sore, but not unbearable. My shins are bruised from the ski boots, but otherwise I’m ok. I could still be talked out of todays lesson. I go anyway. We warm up on the practice slope. It gets crowded and then thins out as the two to four year olds improve on the second time down and graduate to the next level.
John from Brazil joins our class. I love him. He’s 55 and speaks English rather well if you can get past the accent. He does great but needs lots of instruction– like me– to avoid creating bad habits. You tend to do what makes you stop/turn/slow easiest, and not necessarily the “correct” way. He spent five minutes trying to ask me what the word for “slope” was…I finally got it when he asked if we would go down the track with colors….We get to the steeper side and the boys watch for a few before we break for lunch. I managed to stay up while Adam watched and I’m incredibly proud of myself.
Lunchtime. We packed a ton of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches (I feel guilty as I eat one and have to fight the urge to sanitize the peanut allergens off the table) and bottles of water to avoid the lunch expense. John passes and then accepts after he saw the salad prices. Even Dave has one. We notice when we leave that a sign asks for no outside food. Whoops.
Adam is worn out. Snowboarding is much harder on your body than skiing. So he comes back with us after lunch and takes a few pictures…action shots and us with Instructor Dave. I go down the next slope first…come out of my wedge for the first time and fly down the hill. I manage to slow and somewhat turn before you head down the black diamond (whose idea was it to put the bunny slope next to a black one??) and get on the lift. Adam follows me and we ride up the lift together. Awww.

He’s ready to go back to the big boy slopes so I tell him I’ll meet him in the room later. On the top I tell Dave I came out of the wedge and he said that was great; he wanted me to do that again. So here I go. Another class of first dayers was heading down and practicing turns. Very slowly. I shoot down and yell “watch out” to the girl who is turning directly in my path. She looks horror stricken and tries to get out of the way. Turning is not my strong suit, and the slope is pretty narrow. If she doesn’t get out of the way, I’m going to smack into her and we’re both going to be hurt badly. She scoots out of the way and I fly by her, but my balance is lost and I hit a rough spot. My skis go up and I crack my head on the ice and land flat on my back…if you have ever skiied you will know it’s near impossible to land on your back with four feet long skis attached to you.
But I managed to.
And it hurt.
I had fallen the day before. But never at this speed. Dave had been watching me from the top and zoomed in to help me. I knew it must have been bad, and he thought I was really injured for him to intervene. Yesterday he didn’t help at all so we could learn how to disengage our skis and get up by ourselves. …so I know for him to show up it must have looked bad. He rounded up my tobaggan and my poles while I just looked dazed for a few. I got up and my head hurt. I would have cried if he hadn’t been standing there and my tears wouldn’t have frozen on my cheeks.
All the excitement and confidence I gained on that one perfect ride down, vanished.
Because I’m a big girl I go down a couple more times, but I feel rotten and I tell Dave so. He says it’s only two and I have at least an hour left. I tell the girls I’m going to take some pictures before we ride the gondola down and I’m calling it a day. Dave takes Britt down the next level slope while Steph and I wait. I snap a few pics and am appropriately sympathetic when Britt comes back with snow on her hat—never a good sign, and wait while she takes pics.
The girls with Dave….Steph and I trying not to be offended that he clearly prefers Brittney!



The boys…Tommy, Adam, Seth, and Bob

It is undeniably beautiful.



We come down and have dinner at the best Italian restaurant ever. Luigi’s Pasta House. It was incredible.

He loves me.

And if you’ve never been in a hot tub surrounded by snow….well, pass. It’s the coldest you’ve ever been in your life on the dash back to the door!