– Open a Facebook account
Scrap that! Facebook is for losers. All the cool guys live on twitter and Google+. I am a cool guy.

Coolness just!
Spend a night in a jail cell
The most preferred one is at Wandegeya Police Post. The most appropriate night is a Friday one!

Wandegeya
Drive a Range Rover Vogue
Whether stolen, borrowed or bought, the most important point is to drive it and be seen.

do u feel me now?
Lose my virginity
This might prove to be the hardest or easiest thing depending on how you view it.
Fatboy of Sanyu FM abstained for 6 months and made news out of it. I have been abstaining for 30 years. Beat that!

still going strong
Get Married
I think this should come before the said loss of virginity. You all know that I am Christian. The Church and the Bible condemn sex before marriage.

here comes the groom....wher is the bride?
I have been working for other people since I left uni. I have helped small companies grow from strength to might. I have given them my all and more and what do I have to show for it after all these years?
It is time to move on.

let's get calculating!
The sooner the better!
Get a girlfriend
I have heard that combining this plant with fire makes you touch the sky. A feel of heaven would not hurt anyone would it?

fly so high....over the rainbow!