Met a vampire. Left feeling drained.
Piranhas in Aquarium. Cat’s in trouble.
Vultures on the veranda. Barbeque guests.
She was blind. Loved his voice.
Felt an Earthquake. Only passing wind.
I didn’t cook my meat. Tapeworm!!!
“Let there be light” Fuse burnt.
Had a picnic, bear came calling.
Went Fishing and caught a mermaid
Niece found an egg. Hatched. Dragon.
Woke during night. Stranger in Bed.
I talked to doll. It answered.
The president now rules the cinder.
It turned out, God hates lawyers.
Tortoise and rabbit race, Vegas madness.
Voices demanded Murder. I decided who.
Whale watching. They’d seen Moby Dick
Alien contact mishap. Translation only swearwords.
Finally swam alone, shark came calling.
The wedding rocked, the divorce too.
He took his own life, twice.
Never ignore a witch’s friendly warning.
Revenge, best served at her wedding.
Hide and seek master, never found.
They need one guy, everyone declined.
Donated blood. It saved my life.
Ghosts in Attic. Best room-mates ever.
Had cockroach problem. Before spider problem.
Rat in bathroom. Eaten by spider.
“Just one bite” Vampires very persuasive.
“I don’t think it was our end sir!” said the technician.
I looked out the window where the Line, our outpost’s wormhole to Earth, had been.
“Put me through to the crew” I said, looking further, trying to find the faint Sun of home, countless light years away, “Everyone needs to know.”
Written for the Grammar Ghoul Press Shapeshifting 13 challenge number 60.
Thought dolphin. Ended up being shark.
Temperature’s up. No skiing this winter.
All told, the butler did it.
It was her true love. Chocolate.
Went out fishing. Caught a mermaid.
Heard whale song. In the desert.
Opened a Banana. Spiders poured out.
Rained for days. Zookeeper building boat.
Monster checks under bed for people.
The gig went well. Six died.
“Thought you’re getting fat.” You’re Pregnant.
Growhouse catches fire. Whole village giggling.
He flew to her. She moved.
The assassin’s bullet, three seconds late.
Parrots in garden. Strange for Finland.
Inspecting old derelict mine. Earthquake hit.
Love at first sight. She’s blind.
She hated bitter tea. Poison wasted.
One word. Life changed forever. Cancer.
They planned for everything. Except that.
Romeo. Julliet. Wait a damn minute.
Said he’d die for her. Did.
The banks collapsed. World kept spinning.
“Come! Let’s go.” The noose beckoned.
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