With him around all the surprise decisions and happenings, maybe there’s a hidden hand. (ignore me)

A short skit:
Tsunku: The bomb has been dropped, sir, and we now have set the stage for the safe disposal of this “bug” in the system.
???????: Excellent, “failures” are not accepted, mere dolls they are… now is my kimchi ready?
Tsunku: *gulp* …almost, sir…
???????: its time…

I do realize that this is baseless, well at least I made my stupid point (Original plot was Tsunku as the big bad boss).

Update:
So again, from Sayunii:
Kusumi
Okay, so I announced Kusumi Koharu’s graduation recently, because I love being a jerk.

1) I’m sure fans were surprised, but I think it’s better to announce things like this suddenly, so please understand.

2) As for Kusumi, she was a bit puzzled at first, but she accepted it firmly, and as you can see from her comment, she decided to move on, and looks like she is hopeful for her new future. She intends to do her best as a Morning Musume member until 12/6, which marks the end of current concert tour, “MM Concert Tour 2009 Aki-Nine Smiles”.

3) Therefore, you better not miss this tour, and we’re looking forward to seeing you, all over Japan!

@NAL-ysis
@1 – You always do, and I’m writing something now in hopes of not misunderstanding anything, if any.

@2 – The script says:
BSTRD: (Dammit my hate-the-miraculous-failure backfired, and now I’m out of ideas, well then…) Hey you, I’ve had enough of the people loving you, tell you what, I’ll graduate you from H!P, but I’ll nevertheless give you a month long (or more) “special” training.
KHARU: (Sheesh…) Okay… (WHAT? I’ve had enough, stupid) erm… no-no-no-no, I’ll go on to modelling, at least they’ll give me REAL designer clothes, like the ones my Lexxi wears (ouch!).
BSTRD: Aw come on, don’t be like that, I’ll give you loliBEARs…
KHARU: Not gonna fall for the fifth time, sorry… JUUUMMPPP!!! (WTH? Jump is for Sayumi… anyways)
BSTRD: ^&&%^&*%&@)(#&*&)(@*()_)++_(@&)^!!! NOT YET THERE’S STILL THE CONCEEERRTT!!!

@3 – So basically buy our tickets, we need that.

Tsunku: How’s that, my boss?
???????: Well done, I bet no ones gonna be smiling by the end of the concert.