1. You can’t turn on a television these days without seeing Betty White everywhere.
And of course everyone loves Betty White…except Cloris Leachman. Betty is taking all of her work.
2. McDonalds has announced the return of it’s Monopoly game famed for buying and selling property, houses and hotels. If McDonalds french fries can’t pull the housing market out of turmoil…nothing can.
3. The male erotic dancer company Chipppendales has failed in its bid to copyright the bow tie and shirt cuff uniforms the dancers wear when performing, but it really shouldn’t impact them too much…they still have the market cornered on butt implants, body waxing and stuffing cucumbers in their spandex pants.
4. The Detroit Lions trying to get a win is like me trying to get a date in High School…
“Maybe…maybe…well…NO!”
5. Only in San Francisco, could a transgender sex shop executive be labeled as a “conservative” candidate. Who could they find that would be any more “left” than her…Karl Marx?
N*ked On the Roof... 
Betty White IS everywhere these days. It’s starting to creep me out.
By: territerri on October 3, 2010
at 9:52 pm
She’s even doing a Shake Weight ad. 😉
By: morethananelectrician on October 3, 2010
at 9:54 pm
I’m ignoring Betty White until she starts snorting coke and walking around without panties. THAT’S how celebrities get attention.
By: yellowcat on October 5, 2010
at 1:49 am