It took me sometime to figure out my WordPress password. That must say something, right?

And FYI, this post is brought to you by Covid-19. And I know, it’s not something to jester about. But forgive me for trying to find some humor in this god forsaken lockdown. Fuck, I’m bored beyond my queer imagination!

I can’t really think of the last time I cleaned up my bedroom, but desperate times calls for some requisite house sanitation. And yes, I did clean up the bathroom too. Just in case you’re wondering? Don’t get me wrong, I like getting my hands dirty. But not with piss and debris of fecal matter. Clorox wipes, will do. And please, don’t judge me.

Somehow during this shelter in place, I have also managed to flirt with my next door neighbor. Sadly, six feet apart with a surgical mask on. He is good looking, I think? His bright blue eyes will do, plus he has a good set of rack and a nice bulge of his jams. Appreciating his physique from a distance is enough to relieve my callous thoughts. Seriously, this social distancing is fucking me up. Uggghh!

Hey, I heard Pornhub jump on the shelter-in-place bandwagon, too. The new site is called, StayHomeHub dot com.

I am amused, LOL.