OK, this was not what I was expecting. The blurb said that it was historical fiction set in 16th century Portugal. To be fair, part of it was … but then it somehow turned into a very strange tale about, er, the spirits of the undead possessing Siamese twins chained up in a cave in Iceland. Which was not exactly what I’d been after. Some people just don’t seem to get the difference between history and fantasy. I blame Game of Thrones.
The book was *supposed* to be about Isabela, a girl whose father was the falconer for the legendary King Sebastian of Portugal during his boyhood. When the falcons were mysteriously killed, Isabela was told that she had to find replacements, or else her father, who’d been arrested by the Inquisition, would be killed. So that was what I was expecting. Then the Inquisition got a man called Ricardo (his real name was Cruz, and he told Isabela that his name was Marcos, but he went under the name Ricardo. Keep up.) to follow Isabela and kill her, and a disguised Jesuit called Vitor to follow Ricardo whilst he was following Isabela, and make sure that he killed her.
That was bonkers enough. However, the falcons in question could only be found in Iceland, so Isabela – er, plus Ricardo, plus Vitor – all had to sail to Iceland. Given that Denmark had banned traders from other countries from Iceland at the time, that wasn’t very realistic, but then none of it was realistic. Over in Iceland, a man had killed two falcons so that he could steal their chicks and sell them, causing his wife to give birth to Siamese twins who were possessed by some sort of weird spirits. The Siamese twins were then chained up in a cave by one of the Hidden People. Then one of them died. And the other one was possessed by a draugr, which is some sort of undead spirit which has escaped from its corpse. Isabela, Ricardo and Vitor somehow all ended up at the cave, where Isabela helped to get rid of the draugr by following the surviving twin’s instructions to conjure up the spirit of a dead friend who’d been burnt to death by the Inquisition. As you do.
As a famous Icelander would have said, I’d started (the book) so I decided I’d finish (it), but this was really *not* what I’d bargained before. Oh, and Isabela and Ricardo helped the surviving twin to escape from the cave, but Vitor was accidentally killed in all the carryings on with the undead. The surviving twin died. Isabela and Ricardo managed to capture two falcons. Then Vitor turned up, having miraculously survived, and somehow found them, but then he fell in a crevasse and was definitely dead this time.
Ricardo/Marcos/Cruz decided to stay in Iceland, but Isabela decided to go back to Portugal. And there it ended. After all that, we never found out whether she made it back to Portugal or not, or whether her father’s life was spared or not!
This was a very, very strange book! The blurb on the back said “1564, Lisbon” and then went on about the Inquisition. If I’d wanted to read a book about spirits of the undead possessing deceased Siamese twins in Iceland, I’d have looked for one!