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 Jean’s Bible Class of Nocona was spiritually blessed by a youth group from Nocona’s Nazarine Church this morning… A spectacularly humorous and spiritual exhibition under the tutelage of Ilene Fatheree …

     This seasoned group of teenage puppeteers held an audience of adults and seniors on the edge of their seats .. a profoundly inspiring bunch of dedicated Christian kids sharing their obvious confidence and talent with a congregation of new-found fans…it was great !

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  When I got home from bible class this morning around eleven , my half-cooked Sunday dinner sat suspiciously tepid on the stove .. Carolyn informed me the electricity had been off for a few minutes…

  Well, about two o’clock I was beginning to lose weight .. Partially from the lack of dinner , and secondly from profuse sweating from no air/conditioning..when miraculously the power came back on … just long enough to tease us into a false sense of security ,then off again …

   Ed’s water supply booster pumps lay idle til the pressure dropped below state-approved levels and refused to re-engage even when the power came back on about three …  A quick call to the purveyor revealed he is in Shreveport , wasting away my $175.00 water bill , but could possibly be back home by eight…  so I had to play water-well repairman … walking through step by step instruction via cell-phone from Ed..

 It’s now a quarter til four… Carolyn’s got the ceiling fan blowing lamps and candelabra’s off the tables , air/ conditioner throwing ice cubes , the yard sprinkler is running full tilt , things are back to normal …just in time to salvage my afternoon nap..

  I suppose my Sunday sacrifice pales when compared to that of Dale Romine and Slade and the boys from wise-electric .. stomping through sweltering heat to repair service for those more fortunate and less independant …

   Thanks boys… my belly is full and I’m starting to take a chill , nice visiting with ya ! It’s time for my nap …

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 How do you entertain yourself when it’s too hot to venture past the shade of the porch ? You return to the kitchen and find something sumptuous to cook…

   I found a sack of hot wings in the freezer and all the fixings for stuffed Jalapenos…cream cheese and bacon ..   Rachel Ray can’t boil beans compared to my culinary talents..I’m on a mission , focused on flavor , destroying the sterile hospital atmosphere of Carolyn’s closely guarded kitchen…

   I’m thinking pulled pork from country ribs , swamped with Rudy’s sauce, chopped and served on a grilled bun ..or maybe Fischer’s brats and kraught …..man these Saturday afternoon cooking shows are killing me ..

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 Tomorrows moochers are invited to dine on home-cooking ….. seriously … you cook it at YOUR home…. The moochers are scattered like the twelve tribes of Israel … Bellevue Bill is window shopping for something unmentionable in the Netherlands .. Herkie’s in transit on 287 north of Amarillo…stamp-licker is cooling his goat-weed in Colorado … Beemer is spending his flood-insurance check at the beer-store … Ed’s not at liberty to disclose his location,( that means my water bill check cleared the bank )…Preacher Scott is on the Maskat mission field in wichita falls … while I , the true conservative, am at home watching the congressional goons continue their charade ..

  * no-one’s heard from Chase-a-beer ….

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  I’m extremely proud that my military service status is that of a veteran … having served in times when homosexuals and Mooslim converts were not actively recruited to join our patriotic ranks .. at a period in military history when troops bonded like brothers rather than sexual partners … when the enemy was easily distinguished from American soldiers…

   Todays politically correct society puts our real soldiers at risk even in the supposed peaceful surroundings of state-side duty… by placing men and women of sexual perversion in their midst , or placing camouflaged muslim extremist in their ranks…

    Last Wednesday is a prime example of  the new S.O.P….. enemy enlistments potential result .. Nasar Abdo , an American born convert to Islam …. or the chameleon Nidal Hasan of the Ft.Hood mass murders …or Hassan Ahkbar who tossed a grenade into a tent of  American soldiers rather than kill his muslim counterparts in Kuwait/ Desert Storm…

  Not only are these turn-coats a determent to the moral of our patriotic soldiers , they are also a clear and present danger to soldier-safety as well as a threat to military intelligence ..they need to go !

  Our proud and selfless military soldiers deserve better … they sacrifice their safety not only in trenches and mountains of foreign soil , but in the latrine and in their bunks right here on American soil… its pathetic …its shameless ..its disgraceful … The brave American Military is not a day-care service for losers , it’s the most proud and mighty fighting force on this planet … send the queers and mooslum converts back to civilian life , they stifle the military spirit that has made this country great …they’re an embarrassment to real American soldiers everywhere .

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  The atheists are all stirred up again in New York , at the memorial museum of 911 …They have filed a joint lawsuit with two Jewish individuals in an effort to block a salvaged I-beam from the twin towers rubble , from being introduced into the museum for a couple of reasons..

   First , the huge salvaged piece of iron noticeably resembles the shape of a cross…Secondly the atheists assert the museum is supported partially by government funds , therefore it would be inconsistent with separation of  “Church and State” to place a symbol of Christianity on display…

  The complainants claim to be insulted by the presence of the subtle iconic beam .. To them it suggest the government approval of a particular faith ( Christianity ). They are suing for its removal …

  The beam could also be construed as the point at which two separate and opposite ideologies collided on 9-11 … or as the street intersection near where the twin-towers stood … it could represent the union of world economy…it can represent whatever you visualize in your mind at the time of the viewing … It’s two frayed intersecting I beams of steel …get over your paranoia of Christ …

    There’s also an iconic symbol of atheism in the men’s restroom , it’s called a urinal !  No Christians are complaining !

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  I spoke briefly with the top munitions expert of North Texas this morning , concerning the untimely explosion at the bean-kitchen pantry yesterday afternoon… Uncle Grumpy suggest doing a gun-powder residue test on the proprietor of Prime-Cut Steakhouse..or his first cousin ! … Both considered people of interest by the gun-powder guru of Goldburg ..

  I think the dogs are on the right trail …It’s just a matter of time til a surveillance photo comes to the surface..Criminals always brag of their conquest to a probable snitch eventually..or return to the scene of the crime for sick reflective pleasure !

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  I really hate to relay this late-breaking news , in light of the recent Mooslum sympathisers that have made comments on behalf of  liberal logic …… Hey Libs , another mooslum name takes Texas headlines today…

    Naser Abdo ,21 , an AWOL ( make-believe ) Army soldier of the 101st Airborne stationed in Ft. Campbell Kentucky , has been located near Ft.Hood Texas … with a hotel room full of explosives , weapons ,and ammunition… He admitted to authorities that he was planning another attack on Ft.Hood … He was reported to Killeen police after asking suspicious questions at a local gun shop ..

   The counterfeit soldier had earlier refused to be deployed to Afghanistan on grounds of religious reasons (conscientious objector status) , declaring America’s war against Afghanistan was unjust … He’s also awaiting a court-martial on child-pornography charges at Ft. Campbell ..

    I’m just sorry Chipper never had the opportunity to speak with this young mooslum lad about any of the above cowardly information… !

   ****  He was headed down to Mecca…at the Pig-Stand in San Antone for some Tejano music , pulled-pork sandwich , and a stroll through the lead-sleds , before going to prison on a kiddy-porn wrap..

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  If Islam is far superior to any religion/government/military force on earth , why are the followers of Mohammad leaving their homelands in droves to relocate in the Christian nations of Europe and the United States ? 

    Because the standard of living , transportation , infrastructure , moral standards , economy , government stability , education , are more conducive to quality of life in Christian nations than living under the dust-covered rule of tyrants and Sharia Law in their inherited homeland..

   Yet , the first agenda of middle-eastern immigrants is to build mosques , and demand the continuation of their failed customs and lifestyle into our established successful society…. visitors imposing their will on the host nation …

 Thanklessly attending our universities , enjoying our freedom , while clinging to the Koran and repulsive lifestyle traditions purposely left behind in impoverished Muslim dictatorships with one-hand and the American Constitution in the other… It’s just rude !

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 The level of depravity exhibited at the food pantry electrical disconnect today is astounding…as I was tidying up from Carolyn’s afternoon of manning the pantry … performing my usual duties of turning off lights , air-conditioner , and lastly rolling up the power source cord from the external disconnect … as I was unplugging the outside power cord , an unexpected terrorist explosion flashed in my startled face… the noise was deafening … I soiled my drawers !

  At first , I thought Ed’s Miller-inspired code-violation electrical work had surely short-circuited , resulting in brief but profoundly audible electrical explosion.. but promptly noticed a cotton string tied on each of the opposing electrical cords… It was a terrorist attempt to make my lovely wife a widow… It was a bomb… activated by the parting action of the two electric cords !

  I immediately scanned the area for visual identification of the twisted individual that had brought such a potentially lethal attempt on my life.. I knew the guilty perpetrator was most likely peering through some parted window shade from adjoing buildings or the multiple floors of the courthouse …but none was sighted… I listened for muffled laughter..none !

  I’m confident I’ll go to my grave never knowing absolutely who planted the cherry-bomb , but I have my suspicions that his last name may end in a vowel …

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