virtualStapler

designed to emulate a stapler placed on the 'n' key (yes, that's what i said...)

you get this:
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Stop running this script?

A script on this page is causing your web browser to run slowly.
If it continues to run, your computer might become
unresponsive.


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which is the Computer's way of saying it's not fair it should be working at 2 a.m. if you went to bed already... so it waits for you to return. which means next morning you spend the next 6 hours clicking 'n' every 3 minutes.

my little program sends an 'n' to the keyboard every 5 seconds so you don't have to. it's a bit more elegant than a stapler or a coffe mug or something, and is less likely to come off by accident, or spill stuff over your keyboard when your cat sees it .