The Pinched Pint Glass

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” — Benjamin Franklin

“I love you and I want you to be happy.”  — God

“Let there be beer.” — God

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”  — Frank Zappa

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes. ” — Oscar Wilde

“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” — Homer Simpson

“Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.” — Edgar Allan Poe

“Why is MACRO beer served cold? So it can be distingished from urine!” — The Pinched Pint Glass