"That Raccoon Penis Went On To Become Kid Rock": Literally Just 16 Very Funny, Very Political Posts From The Week
"Hegseth knows scripture like Trump knows doctor."

I'm a Costa Rican-American writer covering all the impolite dinner party topics — religion, politics, witches, identity, Da Pope, and the internet.
Before coming to BuzzFeed, I wrote for Vulture and got my master's degree in journalism from UC Berkeley. Now, as a writer on the trending news team, I'm thrilled to make my screen time horrifically high so you don't have to.
Anyone who has spent more than 30 seconds with me knows I always have a book in my purse, and am ready to talk at you about which actors I think should be in the upcoming Emily Henry book-to-screen adaptations. (Spoiler alert: Dev Patel as Augustus Everett is the only answer.)
"Hegseth knows scripture like Trump knows doctor."
I could fill up my gas tank like twice with this amount of money. Ca-ching!
Cringing in a way that may require medical intervention.
Tap in if you can finish the sentence: "Our Father, Who art in Heaven..."
Pope Leo XIV is leading the Catholic Church and IDGAF army.
"When you see atheists say they will defend the pope...you know you messed up."
It's like a turducken of drama.

ドナルド・トランプ米大統領が2月28日に「エピック・フューリー(壮絶な怒り)作戦」を開始して以来、イランによるホルムズ海峡の封鎖が続いている。この影響で原油輸送が滞り、米国内ではガソリン価格が高騰する事態となっている。そんななか、ロサンゼルスのガソリンスタンドで衝撃の光景が、話題を呼んでいる。
"When you see atheists say they will defend the pope...you know you messed up."
ドナルド・トランプ米大統領はホワイトハウスで3月24日(現地時間)、国土安全保障長官に新たに任命したマークウェイン・マリン氏の就任式を執り行った。ピート・ヘグセス戦争長官が行ったスピーチでの一幕が波紋を呼んでいる。
It's like a turducken of drama.
Pope Leo XIV is leading the Catholic Church and IDGAF army.
Cringing in a way that may require medical intervention.
If you catch me riding a bike on the 405, don't question it.