For my mother and father,

no mystery why

Copyright © 1988, 1989 by Mark Dawidziak

Dialogue quoted from episodes of Columbo (copyright © Universal City Studios, Inc.)
is used with permission of MCA Publishing Rights, a division of MCA Inc.

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Dawidziak, Mark, 1956–

The Columbo phile.

Bibliography: p. 344
Summary: Discusses the origins, plots, and personnel
of the innovative television mystery show which starred
Peter Falk as the scruffy Detective Columbo.
1. Columbo (Television program) [1. Columbo (Television
program) 2. Mystery and detective television
programs. 3. Television programs] I. Title.
PN1992.77.C583D38 1989 791.45'72 88-43479
ISBN 0-89296-376-X
Author's Note

This book was completed in the fall of 1987 and accepted for publication in March 1988. In
May 1988, ABC announced that it was reviving Columbo as part of a new Mystery Movie
package. Although plans for the revival are detailed in the ninth section of this study (see the
chapter titled "More Columbos"), the focus of The Columbo Phile' is the character's ten-year
stint at NBC (1968–78)—two TV movies and 43 episodes.
Contents

SELECTED QUOTES ...........................................................Xi

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS ................................................... xiii
FOREWORD ...........................................................................I
INTRODUCTION .................................................................. 3

PART I. THE PLOT THICKENS OR HOW COLUMBO FOUND NBC 11

The Good Lieutenant ........................................... 13
Levinson & Link: The Men Behind the Raincoat 15
Filling the Raincoat ............................................. 20
Case #1: Prescription: Murder .................... 24
Footnote #1: The Raincoat .................................. 32
Case #2: Ransom for a Dead Man ............... 33

PART II. THE FIRST SEASON (1971-72) .......................... 39

Getting the Wrinkles in ....................................... 41
Case #3: "Murder by the Book" .......................... 48
Case #4: "Death Lends a Hand" .......................... 55
Footnote #2: The Car .......................................... 58
Memorable Exchanges About Columbo's Car ..... 61
Case #5: "Dead Weight" ...................................... 63
Footnote #3: The Murderers ................................ 66
Case #6: "Suitable for Framing"........................... 69
Case #7: "Lady in Waiting" ................................. 74
Case #8: "Short Fuse" ......................................... 79
Case #9: "Blueprint for Murder" ......................... 83
Summing Up the First Season ............................. 87

PART III. THE SECOND SEASON (1972-73) ................... 91

The Return of the Raincoat ................................. 93
Case #10: "Etude in Black" ................................. 97
Footnote #4: Dog ................................................ 100
Case #11: "The Greenhouse Jungle" ................. 102
Case #12: "The Most Crucial Game" ................ 106
Case #13: "Dagger of the Mind" ....................... 111
Case #14: "Requiem for a Falling Star" ............ 117
viii THE COLUMBO PHILE
Case #15: "A Stitch in Crime" ........................ 123
Case #16: "The Most Dangerous Match" ....... 128
Case #17: "Double Shock" .............................. 133
Summing Up the Second Season ..................... 138

PART IV. THE THIRD SEASON (1973-74) • ............... 141

The Lucky Third ............................................... 143
Case #18: "Lovely but Lethal" ........................ 146
Case #19: "Any Old Port in a Storm" ............. 150
Footnote #5: Columbo's Theme Song ............. 156
Case #20: "Candidate for Crime" .................... 157
Case #21: "Double Exposure" ........................................ 162
Case #22: "Publish or Perish" ......................... 168
Case #23: "Mind Over Mayhem" .................... 173
Case #24: "Swan Song" ................................... 178
Case #25: "A Friend in Deed" ......................... 183
Summing Up the Third Season ....................... 189

PART V. THE FOURTH SEASON (1974-75) ............ 191

Fourth and Six .................................................. 193
Case #26: "An Exercise in Fatality" ............... 197
Case #27: "Negative Reaction" ....................... 202
Case #28: "By Dawn's Early Light" ................ 207
Case #29: "Troubled Waters" .......................... 213
Case #30: "Playback" ....................................... 218
Case #31: "A Deadly State of Mind" .............. 222
Summing Up the Fourth Season ...................... 228

PART VI. THE FIFTH SEASON (1975—76) ................... 229

A Fifth of Columbo .......................................... 231
Case #32: "Forgotten Lady" ............................ 233
Case #33: "A Case of Immunity" .................... 237
Case #34: "Identity Crisis" .............................. 241
Case #35: "A Matter of Honor" ....................... 246
Case #36: "Now You See Him" ...................... 249
Case #37: "Last Salute to the Commodore" ... 254
Summing Up the Fifth Season ......................... 259

PART VII. THE SIXTH SEASON ( 1 9 7 6 - 7 7 ) ........... 261

A Season of Sorts ............................................. 263
Case #38: "Fade in to Murder" ........................ 264
Case #39: "Old Fashioned Murder" ................ 268
CONTENTS ix

Case #40: "The Bye-Bye Sky High I.Q.

Murder Case" .................................................273
Summing Up the Sixth Season ..........................278

PART VIII. THE SEVENTH SEASON (1977-78) ..............279

Seventh Summit .................................................281
Case #41: "Try and Catch Me" ..........................283
Case #42: "Murder Under Glass" ......................288
Case #43: "Make Me a Perfect Murder" ...........292
Case #44: "How to Dial a Murder" ...................297
Case #45: "The Conspirators" ...........................302
The End of the Trail ..........................................306

PART IX. AFTER COLOMBO ............................................307

Falk Talk ............................................................309
The Star, the Producers and the Story Editors
After Columbo ................................................311
Mrs. Columbo or Kate Loves a Mystery or
Viewers Hate Kate .........................................314
Late Night Columbo ..........................................316
More Columbos ..................................................317

PART X. VIVA COLUMBO! ..........................................321

Columbo at the Emmys .....................................322
Columbo in Print ...............................................323
A Columbo Character Sketch ............................324
The Real Mrs. Columbo ....................................327
Multiple Appearances on Columbo ....................328
Classic Columbo Lines ......................................331
How the Murderers See Columbo .....................338
Columbo Trivia .................................................342

BIBLIOGRAPHY .................................................................344
INDEX ...................................................................................346
Selected Quotes

"Columbo, you're magnificent. You really are. . . . You're the most persistent creature I ever met,
but likable. The astonishing thing is you're likable. . . . You're a sly little elf."
— DR. RAY FLEMING (GENE BARRY)
Prescription: Murder (1968)

"Columbo is so obsessive. He is so curious. I think he's unaware of just how good he is. These
little problems are so interesting and bother-some to him, he doesn't know he forgot to shave that
morning. He's a genuine eccentric."
— PETER FALK

"It was one of those once-in-a-lifetime weddings of character and actor. They come along very
rarely."
— RICHARD LEVINSON
Co-creator of Columbo

Columbo: "The most influential, probably the best, and certainly the most endearing cop series
on TV."
— Time magazine

"Mystery is solving a problem, not gunplay and fights and car chases."
— VINCENT PRICE

"Peter fought every inch of the way for quality."

— PATRICK McGOOHAN

"You sure don't look like a policeman."

— MRS. WALTERS (KATE REID)
"Dead Weight" (1971)

Mysteries: "They're tricky, I'll tell you that. I could never figure those things out."
— LIEUTENANT COLUMBO
"Murder by the Book" (1971)
"I can look like a mess. That part is me. I can be stubborn. That part is me, too. But I have no
great detective powers like Columbo. I'm not good at solving mysteries or puzzles. I mean,
Columbo . . . what a mind! Who has a mind that sharp? Maybe Sherlock Holmes is that
clever. It's a photo finish."
− PETER FALK

"This is a murder now, and I kind of figure that's my department."

− LIEUTENANT COLUMBO
Ransom for a Dead Man (1971)
Acknowledgments

This book has its origins in a 1984 interview with Richard Levinson. I asked him what he
thought about my idea for a study of Columbo, the series he and William Link created. He
said, "Go to it. I'd love to have a book like that so my grandchildren can see what I did."
Nobody helped my research more than Dick Levinson. Nobody opened more doors. He
unselfishly gave his time and advice. I interviewed him three times, more than anyone else
for this book, and his is a constant voice throughout these pages.
A week after I actually started writing, Dick Levinson died of a heart attack.
He wanted to see this book happen. The day after his death, Bill Link said, "You have to
finish it."
So, in addition to containing the most important acknowledgments, the following lines are
meant to be something of a second dedication:
To Dick Levinson for saying, "Go to it."
To Bill Link for saying, "Keep going."
And to Peter Falk for saying, "It will happen."
My deep gratitude also goes to Peter S. Fischer, a genial contributor with valuable insights
and an infectious enthusiasm.
For graciously summoning memories and providing bits of information, my sincere thanks
to Steven Bochco, Dean Hargrove, Richard Irving, Stephen J. Cannell, Ben Gazzara, Norman
Lloyd, Vincent Price, Lee Grant, Howard Berk, Leonard Nimoy, Martin Sheen, Roddy
McDowall, Richard Kiley, George Hamilton, Susan Clark, Robert Conrad, Hector Elizondo,
Mariette Hartley, Ricardo Montalban, Theodore Bikel and Nicol Williamson.
Special thanks to Patrick McGoohan, who agreed to be interviewed under especially trying
circumstances—the closing of his Broadway show Pack of Lies. He started out by saying, "I
don't know what I can tell you." At a difficult time, the colorful actor/director warmed to the
subject and spent thirty minutes he really didn't have to spare.
For his thoughtful observations about Columbo's past and future, my gratitude goes to
Richard Alan Simmons.
I am indebted to MCA TV/Universal City Studios for making
certain materials available and for allowing passages of copyrighted scripts to be quoted in this
work.
And thanks to Sara for remaining patient and supportive, for reading what was written, for
copying credits and making corrections, for understanding and for reminding me to get back to
work.
Foreword

Now I know what it feels like to be one of the murder victims on Columbo—stretched out on
an autopsy table with an expert going over you piece by piece.
Mark Dawidziak has done a first-rate job dissecting the whole Columbo series, not only the
lieutenant himself but every character, clue, guest star, you name it. After reading his hook I
really think he knows more about the damn show than I do.
And one more thing—there isn't one more thing you need to know about Columbo after you
have read Mark's fascinating book. I really hope you like it as much as I do.

- P E T E R FALK
Introduction

Take a few seconds and think about the great detective characters. Got some in mind? Okay,
now where did they start their careers? No, not the cities and countries. Name the medium,
my friend, the medium.
Whoever came to mind, chances are that he or she began sniffing out clues between the
covers of a clothbound volume. This is really no contest at all. Even Nigel Bruce's bumbling
Dr. Watson could figure it out. Literature has been the primary breeding ground for inquiring
minds and private eyes. Books have given us the longest and most distinguished list of
brilliant investigators—from Edgar Allan Poe's C. Auguste Dupin to P. D. James' Adam
Dalgleish, from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes to Ross Macdonald's Lew
Archer, from Agatha Christie's Miss Jane Marple to Raymond Chandler's Philip Marlowe,
from G. K. Chesterton's Father Brown to Dashiell Hammett's Continental Op, from Dorothy
L. Sayers' Lord Peter Wimsey to Erie Stanley Gardner's Perry Mason, from . . . well, you get
the idea. Most of these super-sleuths jumped from the printed page to enjoy great successes in
films and television.
They are the snooping elite, and each's enduring popularity is a matter of chemistry. It's a
brilliant by-product manufactured by the explosive reaction that occurs when a fascinating
character is mixed with an ingenious mystery.
Commercial television has spawned only one character worthy of raising a magnifying
glass in this celebrated company of clever cops and clue-chasers. Hercule Poirot might turn
up his nose at the very suggestion. Sherlock Holmes would think him a bourgeois clod. But
go ahead and underestimate Lieutenant Columbo. That little mistake tripped up forty-eight
murderers in ten years.
The brainchild of writers Richard Levinson and William Link, Columbo was both
innovative television and classic mystery. Like most of the notable fictional detectives
already mentioned, the good lieutenant is a hit eccentric and intriguingly elusive. Almost
anyone can tell you the surface characteristics. It seems as if we all know the sloppy little
guy. Try to get past the outward appearance, though, and you discover that he's a marvelous
example of less being more.
 We immediately recognize the familiar trademarks: the wrinkled suit, the cigar, the
rumpled raincoat, the three-day stubble, the asthmatic car, the humble demeanor. The voice
and the mannerisms have become part of our pop-culture consciousness. Impressions of
Columbo—usually bad ones—crop up at parties and in nightclub acts. It's almost as easy as
Stan Laurel or Groucho Marx. Try it. Slouch a little. That's right. Pick up the nearest pencil
or pen and brandish it like a cigar. Good, good. Now say, "There's just one thing bothering
me about this."
The cigar and the raincoat are Columbo's equivalent of a pipe and deerstalker. His one
more question is a signature as well-kenned as, "Elementary, my dear Watson" (or, for you
purists, "The game is afoot"). We instantly latch on to these identifiable items. Yet how
much do we really know about Columbo? We never see his wife. We never see him at home.
We rarely see him at the office. We get only tantalizing hints about his personal life.
From the start, Levinson and Link decreed that Columbo himself would remain a
somewhat mysterious figure. And that is one of the reasons he is so fascinating.
"By being smaller than life, Columbo becomes larger than life," said Peter S. Fischer, a
Columbo writer and story editor. "He has a wife, a car and a dog and a lot of relatives. You
hurt the mystique if you tell them much more than that. You have to remember that television
is not a character-oriented medium. That's what makes a Columbo so special."
Fans can argue about Columbo's background and never-revealed first name with the same
relish that members of the Baker Street Irregulars debate Sherlock's childhood and the
number of times Dr. Watson was married.
Of course, you can't overlook Peter Falk's devotion to the role. The actor played Columbo
enveloped in a raincoat and, great ambiguity (something commercial television dreads). Was
he really all that humble? Or was it all an act to trick the supremely confident criminals into a
false sense of security? Did he actually have a relative to fit every conversation? Or was he
making them up to suit the occasion? You never knew.
As novelist/literary critic Anthony Burgess pointed out in an article for TV Guide, you
sense enormous complexity behind the simple exterior. Falk's consistent portrayal enhanced
that curious contradiction between shabby looks and a sharp mind.
"At the same time that there was great simplicity, there was great complexity," said
Vincent Price, the host of public television's Mystery! series. "And he was so charming.
Most series don't give that
much thought to the character. Columbo is one of television's few genuine contributions to the
mystery field."
You wonder about the Lieutenant Columbo we don't see.
Can you say that about other TV detectives? Do we truly want to know more about Cannon
or Kojak? McMillan or McCloud? Baretta or Barnaby Jones? Ironside or Joe Friday? We know
too much about them already.
Only James Garner's Jim Rockford comes anywhere close, and, interestingly enough, he is
more in the two-fisted Hammett/Chandler/Macdonald American tradition while Columbo
belongs in the British drawing-room school of Doyle/Christie/Sayers. Rockford raced through
the alleys and streets of Los Angeles. Columbo matched wits with suave, intellectual,
sophisticated murderers.
If Levinson and Link's format owed much to English mystery literature, however, their
character was distinctly American—middle-class, hard-working, unpretentious. Indeed,
Columbo is the American work ethic in practice. He gets to the conclusion through fierce
dedication and Yankee ingenuity. I'm not sure even Levinson and Link realized this aspect of
the character's appeal, perhaps because Falk's interpretation had so much to do with it. When I
compared Columbo with Hammett's bulldoggish, stocky, keep-your-head-down Continental
Op, Dick Levinson seemed completely surprised. He cited other
obvious influences, but he had never thought of the Op as a Columbo ancestor.
There's a rarefied air about Holmes, Poirot and Wimsey, you see. Each is somewhat
untouchable by mere mortals such as you and I. There's a macho dynamism about Archer,
Marlowe and Sam Spade. There's a foreign mysticism to Charlie Chan and Mr. Moto.
Columbo is Mr. Everyday American. He could be the fellow sitting at the next desk. He
could be the guy next door.
Certainly part of Columbo's appeal stemmed from his pursuit of wealthy adversaries. Here
was this scruffy cop—the son of immigrants, obviously raised on the streets of New York
City—outmaneuvering the condescending snobs who looked down on him. Let's hear it for
the uncommon common man.
"By design," said Hill Street Blues and L.A. Law co-creator/producer Steven Bochco, the
author of several Columbo scripts, "the show exploited people's basic mistrust of the rich.
The villain was always enormously rich, successful and arrogant. The cat-and-mouse game
that ensued was incredibly satisfying for the audience."
Some villains think they see through his technique.
"You know, Columbo, you're almost likable in a shabby sort of way," says lawyer Leslie
Williams (Lee Grant) in Ransom for a Dead Man. "Maybe it's the way you come slouching
in here with your shopworn bag of tricks. . . . The humility, the seeming absentmindedness,
the homey anecdotes about the family, the wife. Yeah, Lieutenant Columbo fumbling and
stumbling along, but it's always the jugular he's after. And I imagine that more often than
not, he's successful."
But not this time, right, Leslie? They think they're too smart for him. Their arrogance
proves their undoing.
That seems simple enough. Still, even here, Falk searched for the kind of depth television
typically scorns.
"People like to see the powerful brought down," the actor conceded, "but Columbo had no
argument against the rich. He's regretful when he arrests the murderer. He would think,
`Gee, here's this guy with a wonderful home and wonderful clothes. He talks well. He has a
good education. It's a terrible thing he should have to do this.' Once in a while, he actually
disliked a murderer. Usually, I think, it made him sad."
Our reaction can be summed up by Fischer: "You look at those mansions on the hill and
you think, `Those bastards think they're above the law. Those bastards think they're better
than we are. Those bastards think they can get away with anything.' It was the little guy who
came in and pulled them down."
 Columbo never reacted that way. There was no class hatred in the police lieutenant. To him,
a murderer was a murderer. It was his job to catch the murderer. His job sometimes made him
sad.
Yet the character, no matter how winning, is only half of the chemical equation. He requires
the challenges of seemingly unsolvable murders.
Please keep in mind that a good murder is not so easily planned. Most require time, a luxury
television can rarely afford.
The genre is deceptively difficult. It takes more than just a mind capable of weaving
intricate plots, taut pacing and memorable characters. The top-drawer mystery writer draws us
in, stimulates a few of what Poirot called "little grey cells" and, before letting us go, satisfies
our desire for light and resolution. In a century when life supposedly is more and more
bewildering, the mystery—P.D. James says offers a complete plot with answers.
Along with science fiction, humor and horror, mystery too often is dumped in literature's
slums. Sure, there's a lot of bad detective fiction. In lesser hands, the mystery is little more
than a cheap parlor trick—gimmicks for the sake of gimmicks. But the best mystery writers are
not mere craftsmen. They are artists.
Under the intense (often panicky) pressures of commercial television, Columbo managed to
emerge as quality mystery and quality programming. The mystery enthusiast could admire it.
Any viewer could delight in it. From a purely cerebral standpoint (Columbo never trafficked
in the type of massage-parlor detection that became prevalent with Charlie's Angels), the
series seduced, stimulated and satisfied.
Oh, there's just one more thing . . . one more splendid motive behind this celebration of
Columbo. Yes, it was more than fiendishly clever mystery, wonderful characterization and an
oasis in Newton Minow's "vast wasteland." It was a rule-breaker.
Television executives—the commercial network variety, I mean—love to tell producers
what they can't do. "You can't do a Western anymore. Westerns are dead." "You can't have a
minority playing that lead character. Sponsors won't like it." "You can't show that." "You can't
say that." "You can't use that character." "You can't use that actor." "You can't use that word."
The medium lives and dies by these arbitrary rules. I Dream of Jeannie couldn't show
Barbara Eden's navel. The Ed Sullivan Show wouldn't show the Elvis pelvis. The Odd Couple
had to fight to show a toilet. Laugh-In had to battle to show a pregnant woman.
Commandments like these caused Rod Serling to call television an absurdity of our times.
 By the rules that television holds sacred, Columbo shouldn't have been a hit:

• It had very little action, less sex and almost no violence.

• The central character often didn't enter until fifteen to twenty minutes after the
opening credits.
• The plots were complex, demanding the viewer's strict attention.
• Entire episodes could be nothing more than stretches of point- counterpoint dialogue.
• When he did finally show up, the leading man wasn't a six-foot, granite-jawed, two-
fisted hunk of mail-order macho man. He was a short, badly groomed, ill-attired
career officer who couldn't shoot and was easily winded.

According to the prevailing network intelligence (which Fischer says is a contradiction in

terms), Columbo should have been a failure. At the most, it should have had a limited but
intellectual following. Instead, Lieutenant Columbo regularly found his way to the top of the
A.C. Nielsen Company's weekly network ratings.
What follows is a history of the series and a casebook that charts the
wily lieutenant's career. It is, I hope, a lighthearted overview of one of commercial television's
shining moments.
As a television critic, I see a good many books about series esteemed for one reason or
another. There have been tomes on most of the quality shows and some lesser efforts. Don't
take my word for it. Go into any mall bookstore and you'll discover several volumes dedicated
to M ' A ' S ' H , Star Trek and The Honeymooners. There are at least two each on I Love Lucy and
The Andy Griffith Show. Search a little further and you might find studies of The Twilight Zone,
Leave It to Beaver, The Prisoner, Dallas, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Gilligan's Island, The Odd
Couple, Batman, Dynasty, Get Smart, Alfred Hitchcock Presents and The Outer Limits. Scan the
bookcases of your local library and you might see tracts about Masterpiece Theatre, 60
Minutes, The Today Show, The Ed Sullivan Show, The Monkees, The Avengers, The Jack
Benny Show, Monday Night Football, Burns and Allen and Wide World of Sports. My own
humble collection includes works on Your Show of Shows, Groucho Marx's You Bet Your Life,
Superman, The Tonight Show and Laugh-In. Amazing, isn't it? The medium has developed its
own pop literature. Soon, no doubt, we'll see a book about the books about series.
You'll notice that there is no examination of Columbo's exploits. Perhaps the lieutenant is
once again being underestimated. Observing the gap on the shelf labeled television, I rush to
fill it.

- M A R K DAWIDZIAK
PART I

THE PLOT THICKENS

OR HOW COLOMBO
FOUND NBC
"We didn't realize how effective the cop character would be."
- R I C H A R D LEVINSON
The Good Lieutenant

The coroner is on the scene, trying to reach preliminary conclusions about the murder.
Chaos surrounds him. Police detectives are asking questions. Objects are being removed in
clear plastic bags. One officer is shouting on the telephone. Neighbors and friends are being
told to wait. One man is dusting for fingerprints.
Looking for something, a little man makes his way through this bustle of activity. He's
lost his pencil. His wife gives him one every morning, but he just can't seem to keep track
of the darn thing.
Important matters are happening in this opulently furnished room. A murder has been
committed. The little man, though, has other things on his mind. He's looking for a match to
light the soggy stump of his cigar. He's moving from person to person. "Excuse me. Gotta
match?"
The sun is shining, yet he wears a raincoat badly in need of laundering. He could use a
shave and, from the looks of him, a cup of coffee. Nobody pays Lieutenant Columbo much
heed.
Before the corpse is taken to the morgue, however, Lieutenant Columbo will have
noticed the one bothersome detail that all the other trained eyes have missed.
This is typical of the way Columbo would make his entrance into prime time. TV's
unlikeliest hero, Peter Falk's blue-collar police detective started his network career on the
night of February 20, 1968. That was the Tuesday NBC aired a TV movie titled
Prescription: Murder. About ten years and several Emmys later, the network told
producing company MCA/Universal that, well, they had seen enough of the still-popular L.
A. P. D. lieutenant.
Because Columbo lasted seven seasons, many viewers think that there are hundreds of
episodes floating around in the television rerun heaven known as syndication. Not quite. For
most of its existence, Columbo was part of The NBC Mystery Movie. It generally was seen
once every four weeks, alternating with McCloud, McMillan and Wife and a fourth slot that
was difficult to keep occupied (Hec Ramsey, Amy Prentiss, McCoy).
The typical network series order is about twenty-two shows each season. Put them all
together and you'll only get forty-five Columbo
mysteries. Most are gems. A few are merely ordinary. There are one or two stinkers. That's an
incredible batting average for any medium— stage, literature, film, radio. It's particularly
impressive for television.
This is the story of those forty-five episodes. But it doesn't start on February 20, 1968. We'll
get to that shortly. This investigation starts two decades before the premiere of Prescription:
Murder.
As with most Columbo adventures, we have to wait for the entrance of our hero. First, we get
the setup. And this setup begins on the day that young Richard Levinson met young William
Link.
Levinson & Link (or Is It Link &
Levinson?): The Men Behind the
Raincoat

It was the first day of classes at Elkins Park Junior High School in suburban
Philadelphia. Friends had told tall Dick Levinson to look for a short guy who loved
magic and mysteries. Short Bill Link had been told to look for a tall guy who loved
magic and mysteries.
They met. They compared notes. They discovered that their child-hoods were
remarkably similar.
Each had grown up on a diet of pop culture served at the local movie houses, through
the radio airwaves, between the covers of pulp magazines and in the panels of brightly
inked comic books.
Each's tastes were formed by cherished sessions with Captain Marvel, Superman,
Saturday afternoon serials, Walt Disney, Abbott & Costello, Dashiell Hammett,
Raymond Chandler, Ellery Queen, Erie Stanley Gardner and such radio shows as Jack
Armstrong, Inner Sanctum, Lights Out and Suspense.
Each performed magic. Each devoured mysteries at a voracious rate. Each liked to
write.
"We became best friends immediately," Bill Link would recall about forty years later.
"You could say that our sensibilities coincided and collided. We were both products of
upper-middle-class families. We read the same books and were interested in the same
things. I think we were both expected to go into our fathers' businesses. Dick's father was
in automotive products. Mine was in textiles. But we started writing together in junior
high school, and we never stopped."
Significantly enough, the partnership was formed just as television was poised to start
its invasion of America's living rooms. Levinson and Link would become one of the
medium's most distinguished and successful writing teams.
During their junior high school days, Bill and Dick convinced their parents to buy
them the type of wire recorders popular after World War II. Putting together a jury-
rigged repertory company, the teen collaborators started writing their own radio scripts.
 At Cheltenham High School, the duo penned "gloomy" short stories influenced by Poe and
O. Henry. An original musical comedy was staged in their senior year.
Enamored of the mystery form, the high school classmates mailed off one detective story
after another to such major magazines as The New Yorker and the Saturday Evening Post. Not
surprisingly, rejection slips poured in at a steady rate.
While not abandoning the pop culture of their youth, Levinson and Link dug deeper and
deeper into literature. Ellery Queen and Ross Macdonald remained constants, but there were
the more sophisticated influences of Sartre, Camus, Shakespeare, Salinger, Hemingway and
Faulkner.
The partnership continued when both were accepted at the University of Pennsylvania. Any
lingering chance of careers in textiles and automotive hardware was doomed when Ellery
Queen's Mystery Magazine became the first publication to buy a Levinson and Link short
story. Although it would take four years to sell another story, the joint direction of their lives
had been established.
They contributed to Penn's humor and literary magazines. They wrote film criticism for the
Daily Pennsylvanian. They founded the university's Highball humor magazine. They scripted
"Mask and Wig" musicals. They even were allowed to collaborate on a senior thesis, which
turned out to be four television scripts.
After graduation, Link was drafted for a two-year hitch. Levinson enlisted in a six-month
reserve program and worked at a Philadelphia television station. The partnership continued by
mail.
When Link returned as a civilian, the boyhood chums headed for New York and found that
the heyday of the live anthology drama was over. They supported themselves by selling short
stories to Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine, Playboy and other publications. Two scripts
were produced by General Motors Presents, an anthology series aired by the Canadian
Broadcasting Company.
Their American TV debut was auspicious. "Chain of Command," an Army drama set in the
South, was produced by Desilu Playhouse. TV Guide called it one of the best shows of the
1958–59 season. Levinson and Link were both twenty-four years old.
Encouraged, they traveled to California in the summer of 1959. Signing a two-year contract
with Four Star Television, the team wrote scripts for the series Michael Shayne, The June
Allyson Show and Richard Diamond, Private Eye.
The work wasn't fulfilling, though, so Levinson and Link decided to split their time
between the theater world of New York and the television world of Los Angeles. Before
giving up on this arrangement
and settling permanently in California, they would write a play titled Prescription: Murder. It
would introduce a character named Lieutenant Columbo. More about that in the next chapter (I
promise).
Their television credits started to mount. There were Levinson and Link scripts represented
on such series as The Rogues, Dr. Kildare, The Fugitive, Burke's Law and The Man from U. N.
C. LE. In 1961, they began a fruitful association with director-turned-TV-host Alfred
Hitchcock. The duo contributed two scripts to the half-hour Alfred Hitchcock Presents and five
to The Alfred Hitchcock Hour. "Dear Uncle George," a 1963 episode, featured Gene Barry as a
man who kills his wife. Five years later, the actor would play a similar role in the TV movie
version of Prescription: Murder.
The first L&L Hitchcock script, "Services Rendered," included a character named Mannix
(they had a high school chum named William Mannix). They liked the name well enough to
use it for a detective series. Starring Mike Connors as a two-fisted private eye, Mannix lasted
eight seasons (CBS, 1967–75).
Hoping to do more serious work for television, Levinson and Link turned their attentions to
the unrealized possibilities of the TV movie. This is where they would do their finest work.
At a time when the networks wanted the safe entertainment of Gomer Pyle, The Lucy Show
and The Beverly Hillbillies, Levinson and Link decided that television could and should have a
social con-science. They became known for breaking new ground for the medium.
The Whole World Is Watching (1969) dealt with student unrest. My Sweet Charlie (1970)
told of the relationship between a Southern teenage girl and a black New York lawyer. That
Certain Summer (1972) starred Hal Holbrook as a divorced man coming to terms with his
homosexuality. The Execution of Private Slovik (1974) was a fact-based TV movie about the
only American soldier since the Civil War to be executed for desertion. The Gun (1974) raised
questions about handguns in our society. The Storyteller (1977) examined the effects of TV
violence on children. Crisis at Central High (1981) recreated the 1957 integration of Central
High School in Little Rock, Arkansas. Prototype (1984) was a thoughtful science-fiction drama
about a Nobel Prize–winning scientist (Christopher Plummer) concerned about the
government's plans for the humanoid he created. The Guardian (1984), a drama aired by pay-
cable service Home Box Office, raised troublesome issues about safety in big cities.
With the advent of Columbo as a series, Levinson and Link became the executive producers
of most of their TV projects. They launched the much-admired but short-lived Adventures of
Ellery Queen (NBC,
1975-76). They helped to create such series as Murder, She Wrote (CBS, 1984-present),
Blacke's Magic (NBC, 1986) and Hard Copy (CBS, 1987).
 Levinson and Link never did abandon the mystery. In addition to the series about sleuthing
heroes, they wrote several TV movies in the genre: Murder by Natural Causes (1979),
Rehearsal for Murder (1982), Guilty Conscience (1985) and Vanishing Act (1986). The team
finally made it to Broadway with Merlin, a musical about one of the mutual interests that first
brought them together—magic.
The partnership came to a premature end on March 12, 1987. Dick Levinson died of a
heart attack at his Brentwood, California, home. He was fifty-two.
"We weren't collaborators," Bill Link said the day afterward. "We were brothers. He was a
classic coronary candidate. He smoked constantly. He was an obsessive worker. He was the
one always at the typewriter. He ignored all the warning signs."
Their nearly four decades of joint efforts had resulted in two Emmys, two Golden Globe
awards, a Peabody Award, a Writers Guild of America award and four Edgar Allan Poe
Awards from the Mystery Writers of America.
When television "Golden Age" writers—Paddy Chayefsky, Rod Serling, Reginald Rose,
Gore Vidal—were driven away from the medium or frustrated by it, Richard Levinson and
William Link helped bring horizons back to the wasteland. But three years before his death,
Dick Levinson may have made the most prophetic comment about their legacy: "If we're
remembered for anything, it may say Columbo on our gravestones."
Filling the Raincoat

Peter Falk is so completely identified with Lieutenant Columbo that people are shocked to
discover that other actors played the character before him.
The earliest trace of Columbo can be found in a short story Levinson and Link called "May
I Come In." Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine changed the title to "Dear Corpus Delecti."
"It contained the alibi for the crime," Levinson said. "The story ended with a knock on the
door, right before the entrance of a police officer."
Had the officer made an entrance, it would have been Lieutenant Columbo. Levinson and
Link adapted "May I Come In" for a one-hour installment of NBC's The Chevy Mystery Show.
This time out, the story was called "Enough Rope," and veteran character actor Bert Freed,
later a regular on ABC's brief series version of Shane (1966), had the distinction of becoming
the first actor to play Columbo.
The partners would give different origins for the name Columbo.
"Neither of us really remember where it came from," Levinson said in 1986. "To this day,
we don't know if it was one of three possibilities. We've told different stories in interviews. It
may have just popped into mind. It may have come from a restaurant in Philadelphia called
Palumbo's. Or it came from Columbus."
"Enough Rope" was a live television production and, in Bill Link's estimation, not a very
good one.
"It was a very sloppy show," he said. "It just wasn't particularly well done, but it's
interesting from an archaeological standpoint. I met Bert Freed at a party a few years ago and
told him he was the first actor to play Columbo. He didn't remember playing it. It was just
another cop role to him."
But an intriguing thing happened during rehearsals for "Enough Rope." Although the
murderer was written as the central character, the policeman refused to remain a subordinate
role.
"The lead actor of that show got angry with what he perceived as the cop stealing the
show," Levinson recalled. "Bert Freed was told to tone it down. The character was flattened
out by the director, so none of the comedy and none of the subtle values were played."
THE PLOT THICKENS OR HOW COLUMBO FOUND NBC 30

When Levinson and Link embarked on their bicoastal plan, the first project was to turn
"Enough Rope" into a full-length stage play called Prescription: Murder. They found a
producer. The producer found a cast—an excellent one.
The play opened in San Francisco with Joseph Cotton as Dr. Ray Fleming, the suave
psychiatrist who cooks up the ideal way to kill his wife. Agnes Moorehead, who co-starred
with Cotton in Orson Welles' Citizen Kane and The Magnificent Ambersons, played his ill-
fated spouse. Academy Award–winning actor Thomas Mitchell was chosen to portray
Lieutenant Columbo.
Mitchell, who was nearing his seventieth birthday, had been one of Hollywood's busiest
supporting players. In 1939 alone, he had memorable roles in Gone With the Wind, Mr. Smith
Goes to Washington, Stagecoach, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Only Angels Have
Wings. The stocky, Irish-faced actor's long list of film credits also included Lost Horizon, The
Hurricane, Our Town, It's a Wonderful Life and High Noon.
"Mitchell was terrific, but we didn't get good reviews," Link said. "It needed work. But it
went on tour for twenty-five weeks in the United States and Canada, and it made a fortune."
The third act was weak. Levinson and Link suggested rewrites. Their suggestions were
ignored by the management. The play was making money, wasn't it? Why fool with it?
Meanwhile, history was repeating itself on stages all across the country. In Detroit and
Fargo, it was the same darn thing. That impish cop was stealing the show.
"The cast would take their bows and the applause would be enthusiastic," Levinson
remembered. "When Thomas Mitchell took his curtain call, the applause would go through the
roof. Then Cotton would come out to take his bow as the lead, and the applause would drop off
a bit. Cotton was the lead, but Mitchell was getting the big ovation. We didn't realize how
effective the cop character would be."
"They loved the Columbo character," Link said. "We thought he was a character of
secondary importance."
Still, the young writers were frustrated because they couldn't hone a good thing.
"The producer wanted to take it to New York," Link stated. "We were actually upset by the
idea. We threatened to slap an injunction on it because he wouldn't let us make changes. It
wasn't right. Later, we rewrote it the way we wanted it, and that's the version that was
published by Samuel French."
Columbo's career was cut short just at a time when his creators were recognizing his
potential. Levinson and Link returned to television.
31 THE COLUMBO PHILE

"Joe Cotton used to refer to (the youthful, brilliant and murder-minded) Levinson and
Link as Loeb and Leopold (the brilliant Chicago youths convicted of a 1924 thrill slaying),"
said another Orson Welles graduate, Norman Lloyd, who worked as a director, producer and
actor on Alfred Hitchcock Presents. In the eighties, he became best known as Dr. Daniel
Auschlander on NBC's St. Else-where. "They submitted the Columbo idea to me, and I kept
turning them down. That shows you how bright I am. My secretary once said to me, `Mr.
Wevinson is here to see you.' I said, `Ask him if Mr. Wink is with him.'"
Hearing that Universal Studios was looking for TV movie projects, Levinson and Link
dusted off their rewritten version of Prescription: Murder and told their agent to submit it.
Director Don Siegel (Invasion of the Body Snatchers) was excited by the script and called the
writers in for a meeting.
Siegel was assigned a feature film, so seasoned director, producer, studio executive
Richard Irving was brought in to replace him. Fortunately, he worked well with Levinson and
Link. Professional and gentlemanly, Irving was not about to exclude the duo. He sought out
their advice on changes in the script. Would it be all right to change the setting from New
York to Los Angeles? It would cut down on production costs. Yes, that was acceptable.
Writers are supposed to be the doormats of Hollywood. Irving made it a welcome mat for
Levinson and Link. It was only logical to him that they help in transforming Prescription:
Murder from a play into a TV movie.
"It was proven material as a play," Irving said. "The challenge was to open it up for film.
But it came to me so well developed that it was an easy movie to direct. There were no big
holes, no big questions. You only hope that you get something that well written."
But who should play Columbo? Thomas Mitchell had passed away in December of 1962.
Peter Falk, an actor Levinson and Link knew socially, had seen the script and was
interested. His résumé was impressive. Many critics compared him to John Garfield.
The New York City native had won an Academy Award nomination for his portrayal of
vicious mobster Abe Reles in Murder, Inc. (1960). He had proven his worth as a comic
performer in such films as Pocketful of Miracles, Robin and the Seven Hoods, The Great Race
and Luv. And he had starred as sloppy but brilliant lawyer Daniel J. O'Brien in producer
Richard Alan Simmons' highly praised and low-rated The Trials of O'Brien (CBS, 1965-66).
O'Brien, like the
police lieutenant Falk portrayed in the 1966 film Penelope, contained elements of his
eventual Columbo characterization.
Levinson and Link, however, thought the forty-year-old actor was far too young for the
role. They wanted Lee J. Cobb. Remembering the sly leprechaun charm of Thomas Mitchell,
they added Bing Crosby's name to their list of suggestions.
"Don't ask me why," Bill Link said. "We were hung up on the idea of an older actor."
The notion of Cobb or Crosby in that raincoat seems improbable today. When one
considers the context, though, the team's suggestions are perfectly understandable.
But Cobb couldn't do it. Crosby turned it down (it was reported that a series commitment
would have interfered with his golf game). Falk's name came up again. It was Irving who
believed that Falk was right for the part. He convinced Levinson and Link that the actor
could do a "passable" job as Lieutenant Columbo. On the night of February 20, 1968, they
watched to see if the director was right.
CASE # 1: PRESCRIPTION: MURDER

(originally aired February 20, 1968)

Written by RICHARD LEVINSON & WILLIAM LINK (based on their play)
Directed and produced by RICHARD IRVING
Music by DAVE GRUSIN
Director of photography: RAY RENNAHAN, A.S.C.
Art director: RUSSELL KIMBELL
Film editor: RICHARD G. WRAY, A.C.E.
Unit manager: EDWARD K. DODDS
Assistant director: GEORGE BISK
Set decorators: JOHN MCCARTHY and JAMES S. REDD
Sound: JAMES T. PORTER
Color coordinator: ROBERT BROWER
Associate producer: JERROLD FREEDMAN
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Musical supervision: STANLEY WILSON
Costumes by BURTON MILLER
Makeup by BUD WESTMORE
Hair stylist: LARRY GERMAIN
Running time: 99 minutes

CAST
LT. COLUMBO .....................................................PETER FALK
DR. RAY FLEMING ........................................... GENE BARRY
JOAN HUDSON .................................... KATHERINE JUSTICE
CAROL FLEMING .................................................NINA FOCH
BURT GORDON ...................................... WILLIAM WINDOM
With VIRGINIA GREGG, ANDREA KING, SUSANNE BENTON, ENA HARTMAN,
SHERRY BOUCHER and ANTHONY JAMES.

Synopsis—High-priced psychiatrist Dr. Ray Fleming has guests completely baffled. The game is
Botticelli (a variation of "Who-Am-I?") and, as usual, he revels in the chance to show off his
intelligence. Everyone concedes defeat. The historical personality Ray is pretending to be is
exceedingly obscure. He is Joseph Brewer, Freud's collaborator on Studies in Hysteria.
The party is in honor of Ray and Carol Fleming's wedding anni-
versary. The phone rings. It is Ray's mistress, aspiring actress Joan Hudson. She has to see
him.
Ray tells his enraged wife that he must see a patient. Carol suspects the truth. Six months
ago, she warned him to end his extramarital affairs or face divorce and drastically reduced
finances. Since that ultimatum was issued, Ray has been plotting his wealthy wife's murder.
He's talked Joan into helping him stage the perfect alibi. The Flemings are going on an
anniversary trip to Acapulco. Ray plans to strangle Carol before leaving their apartment,
arranging things to look like the work of robbers. He'll put jewelry and other items in his
suitcases, disposing of them while on a fishing trip in Mexico. Joan will arrive after the
murder. Posing as Carol, she'll accompany Ray to Los Angeles International Airport. They
will stage a fight on the airplane, and Joan—dressed in Carol's dress, hat and sunglasses—
will storm off the plane and return to the apartment. She'll leave Carol's dress in a bag left for
the dry cleaner.
So Ray will be in Mexico when the murder is supposed to have happened.
Everything goes according to plan until Ray returns home. Casually sauntering about the
apartment, he notices a police outline on the floor and boards on the broken window.
Carrying a raincoat and smoking a cigar, Lieutenant Columbo emerges from the bedroom.
"Dr. Fleming?" (The first words spoken by Columbo on television.)
"Who are you?"
"Lieutenant Columbo—police."
Columbo is immediately suspicious of the psychiatrist. When Ray walked into the
apartment, he made no effort to call out to his wife. Wouldn't he at least want to know if she
was home? Worse, Ray showed no signs of panic when he saw evidence of a break-in and
attack.
Columbo observes Ray's reaction when he tells him that someone tried to kill Carol. Tried?
Yes, she's barely alive. She's in a coma and doctors don't hold out much hope. If she could
only regain consciousness long enough to identify her assailant.
Ray and Columbo head for the hospital, where they're told that Carol has died.
"If it's any consolation," the doctor tells Ray, "the one thing she said was your name."
Little things bother Columbo: Ray not calling to his wife; the fact that Ray's luggage
weighed nine pounds less on his return flight from Mexico; interference from Ray's
influential friends.
Columbo sees Joan leaving Ray's office and is suspicious when casual questions upset her.
 The fateful game begins in earnest, but Ray is sure that Columbo, no matter what his
suspicions are, can't prove anything.
"Eventually, he'll lose interest and start hounding someone else," Ray tells Joan.
 Confronting the actress on a movie studio set, a seemingly angry Columbo tells Joan that
she's the weak link. He'll get to Ray through her.
The next day, Ray sees a body being pulled from Joan's pool. Columbo tells him that,
rather than betraying their guilty secret, Joan took her own life.
"We both killed that girl," Columbo says. He asks Ray to confess. After all, Joan is dead,
and she was the reason he murdered Carol.
Ray laughs at him. The girl was nothing, he says. If there was a motive, it was his wife's
money. And now Columbo can never touch him. The weak link is gone.
Is that right? It's a voice from the door. It's Joan, alive and ready to tell all she knows.
Columbo has staged this suicide scene to show Joan what Ray is really like. With awareness
of the situation dawning on his face, Ray looks at Columbo and realizes that his only mistake
was in underestimating the sloppy lieutenant.

In their 1981 book, Stay Tuned, Levinson and Link recount their sitting down to watch
Prescription: Murder to see if they had fixed the play's mistakes. The details were soon
forgotten. Instead, they found themselves enchanted by Peter Falk's wonderfully quirky
performance. The mystery plot worked fine, yet it was the actor's portrayal that made their
TV movie something special.
Twenty years later, Prescription: Murder still holds up very well. Barry makes a smooth
villain, but it's Falk's Columbo that demands our constant attention. Richard Irving's sure
direction and Dave Grusin's jazzy score give the TV movie a feel that's part Ellery Queen and
part Conan Doyle.
"Dick Irving is a very nice man," Dick Levinson said. "Creatively, all the components
were there in the play, and he worked at enhancing them. Peter didn't tumble to the character
at first. He was playing a straight cop. When he realized the possibilities and started playing
them, he went way past our expectations. It's a very stylish film."
Prescription: Murder, like the second Columbo TV movie, Ransom for a Dead Man, is not
syndicated with the forty-three Mystery Movie episodes, but it does show up regularly on
independent TV stations. MCA also issued a home video version in 1987. Columbo is billed
as "TV's favorite detective," and, for once, an advertising puff contains a measure of
accuracy.
Levinson was basically correct in saying that all the components were in place. There's no
car. There's no dog. But Prescription: Murder
established a formula that would be duplicated again and again, with only slight variations.
You start with the concept that Columbo is an inverted or open mystery. In other words,
instead of the traditional whodunit, we get to see the murder committed. We know who dun it.
Columbo is a howzhegonnacatchhim.
It was a daring idea for television, yet mystery fans can tell you that the literary device was
being used long before Columbo showed up. R. Austin Freeman, author of such books as John
Thorndyke's Cases (1909), The Eye of Osiris (1911) and The Singing Bone (1912), is credited
with inventing the inverted mystery. Anthony Berkeley Cox, writing under the pseudonym of
Francis Iles, used the open mystery in the 1931 novel Malice Aforethought.
The character of Lieutenant Columbo also had definite literary ancestors.
"There were two major influences that we're aware of," Levinson said. "The humbleness we
got from Father Brown. The fawning manner we got from Petrovich in Dostoyevsky's Crime
and Punishment. He's always saying, `You're so much brighter than I am. I'm just a humble
civil servant.'"
Most of the other familiar aspects of the Columbo series can be found in Prescription:
Murder: references to his wife, the delayed en- trance, talk about his many relatives, the cigar,
the seminal Columbo lines.
 "There's one detail that bothers me . . ."
"I seem to be making a pest of myself."
"Gee, you don't have a pencil, do you? Thanks. You know, my wife, she gives me one every
morning, and I just can't seem to hold on to it.
"My sister, she has a living room that's very, very modern." "Oh, listen, there's one
more thing . . ."
"Do you know where the one more thing came from?" Levinson asked with a grin. "When
Bill and I were writing the play, we had a scene that was too short, and we had already had
Columbo make his exit. We were too lazy to retype the scene, so we had him come back and
say, `Oh, just one more thing . . .' It was never planned."
Twenty years after Prescription: Murder aired, Falk still would have nothing but praise for
Levinson and Link's script. "That was absolutely flawless," he said. "I don't remember
changing a comma. That was a terrific script."
The major change from the play, of course, was the switch from New York to Los Angeles.
"And several reviewers pointed out that Columbo, especially Falk's Columbo, was obviously a
New York cop," Levinson said. "But we had switched coasts, so why not Columbo?"
There was another change that seemed minor at the time. Levinson and Link had clothed
Columbo in an overcoat. "We had put Mitchell in a shabby overcoat that he got cigar ashes
all over," Levinson pointed out.
Falk read the script and thought it said raincoat. He brought in a beat-up favorite from his
own wardrobe. "The raincoat was his idea," Levinson said. "It used to drive people crazy
because it made a lot of noise and Peter is a natural actor who doesn't like to loop [dub in
obscured dialogue or rewritten lines]. And he's very good at looping. But in the middle of a
scene, there'd be this great ruffling noise. It was that raincoat. The sound guys would go nuts."
In fact, Columbo was about the cheapest character Universal ever had to costume. The
clothes all belonged to Falk, and he wore the same suit, shoes and raincoat for all forty-five
Columbo outings.
"Yeah, it was my raincoat, my brown leather shoes, my suit," Falk chuckled. "The suit was
one of those cool, baggy summer suits. But they only had them in blue and white. I asked
them if they could dye one of them, and it became that brownish tan. I wore the same suit for
the whole series."
Prescription: Murder slipped onto the air with relatively little fanfare. Jack Gould, then TV
critic for The New York Times, devoted his February 20 column to a German-made
documentary about Hitler, which PBS aired. Still, the ratings were good enough to put
Prescrip-
tion: Murder among the ten highest-rated TV movies made to that date. Universal, one of
Hollywood's busiest studios, offered Levinson and Link a contract that they turned down and
then accepted.
The real surprise, though, was Falk's performance.
"We put in a servile quality, but Peter added the enormous politeness," Levinson said. "He
stuck in sirs and ma'ams all over the place. We had a humble guy, but Peter stressed that.
Mitchell was a hit more brusque."
"Peter had definite ideas," Link said, "and, in a large measure, he's responsible for the
success of Columbo. There's a great similarity to Peter and the character: the energy, the
perfectionist, the charm, the forgetfulness. Peter is a forgetful person. He was always forgetting
his car keys. In a large way, it's him."
Everything clicked—the disheveled appearance, the voice, the squint caused by his false
right eye. It was all used to magnificent advantage in Falk's characterization.
"Maybe somebody else could have played Columbo," said Steven Bochco, story editor for
the first season of Columbo. "It's possible. My feeling is that it just wouldn't have been the
enormous hit it became. Without him, it wouldn't have been the same. You can't discount how
wonderful Peter was in that role. It was one of those fortuitous accidents of chemistry."
Universal recognized that and approached Falk about turning the Columbo character into a
series. He wasn't interested. The actor was pursuing feature projects, and he still had a bad
taste in his mouth from the cancellation of The Trials of O'Brien.
"I thought the scripts on Trials of O'Brien were high-quality scripts," Falk said. "Richard
Simmons, who was the producer, is a writer of fantastic fertility and invention and speed. In
hindsight, maybe the concept wasn't as good. Maybe I was on screen too much. I certainly
didn't say that at the time."
"At that point, he wasn't ready for series television," Irving said. As pleased as they were
with Falk's interpretation, Levinson and Link didn't have any desire to see Columbo go to
series.
"It was a one-shot to us," Link related. "We didn't see it as a series. It was a world
premiere movie, and we were content to leave it at that."
Three years after Prescription: Murder, Universal and NBC tried again. Network
executives had a plan that might make a Columbo series more palatable to Falk. Would he do
Columbo if it rotated with two other series as part of a Mystery Movie package? Instead of
doing twenty-four one-hour episodes, he'd be looking at six ninety-minute shows. The
umbrella rotation, later known as the wheel, worked fairly well on the Peacock Network's
The Name of the Game, which each week featured one of three stars (Tony Franciosa,
Robert Stack and good of Doc Fleming himself, Gene Barry).
The concept appealed to Falk. Levinson and Link, however, were still not sure it could
work as a series. Besides, Universal television boss Sid Sheinberg had them working on a
rewrite of the pilot episode for a series loosely based on the Clint Eastwood film Coogan's
Bluff (which, ironically, was directed by the man originally interested in Prescription:
Murder, Don Siegel). It would be called McCloud. They also were developing their own
series, The Psychiatrist.
Then NBC made a request that stunned Levinson and Link. They asked for a Columbo
pilot. But there's already a pilot, right? Prescription: Murder, right? That proved how
successful the character and the formula could be, right? The network didn't see it that way.
Although baffled, the team agreed to concoct a story for a second two-hour Columbo
movie. Because of other commitments, writing a full script was out of the question. They
suggested the task be given to a talented young Universal contract writer named Dean
Hargrove. Sheinberg took their recommendation.
"I declined because there would be no royalties involved," said
41 THE COLUMBO PHILE

Hargrove, who has written scripts for such series as The Man from U. N. C. L. E. and The
Name of the Game. "Universal owned the rights to the character, so it would have been just
a one-time assignment."
Sheinberg took the project to a second contract writer, who also turned it down. That sent
him back to Hargrove, who was looking at ways to establish himself as a producer.
"Sid Sheinberg offered me a bonus if I'd write the script," Hargrove recalled. "That was fine,
but I had something else in mind. I only had a couple of producing credits at that time, and I
asked him if I could be the producer for the pilot. I had a two- or three-page story notion by
Levinson and Link. I liked the story, so I was very happy."
With Irving again called upon to direct, Falk climbed into the raincoat for a second time.

FOOTNOTE #1: The Raincoat

The Lone Ranger's mask, the mighty Sherlock's deerstalker, Superman's cape, Batman's cowl
and Columbo's raincoat. The most familiar part of Lieutenant Columbo's "uniform" was
purchased by Peter Falk on 57th Street during a rainy New York day in 1967. To this day,
Falk swears that the television script for Prescription: Murder specified a raincoat—not an
overcoat—for the unkempt lieutenant. Although the switch to a raincoat would seem natural
enough for the change in locations from New York to Los Angeles, Levinson and Link
always maintained that their star was mistaken.
Falk wore the same raincoat throughout the NBC run of Columbo, but there were two or
three stand-in coats. In March 1974, one of these was auctioned off for $1,000 at an Easter
Seal dinner in Bridge-port, Connecticut (the actor was the Easter Seal national chairman in
1975).
When Columbo ended its NBC run in 1978, Falk lovingly stored the famous garment in a
closet of his Beverly Hills home.
"I have a great deal of affection for it," Falk said in 1988. "I take great care of it. I've been
known to say I put out a saucer of milk for it every night."
CASE # 2: RANSOM FOR A DEAD MAN

(originally aired March 1, 1971)

Written by DEAN HARGROVE (from a story by Levinson and Link)

Directed by RICHARD IRVING
Produced by DEAN HARGROVE
Executive producer: RICHARD IRVING
Music by BILLY GOLDENBERG
Director of photography: LIONEL LINDON, A.S.C.
Art director: JOHN J. LLOYD
Film editor: EDWARD M. ABROMS
Set decorations: BERT F. ALLAN
Unit manager: DON GOLD
Assistant director: GEORGE BISK
Sound: ROBERT BERTRAND
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Costumes by BURTON MILLER
Aerial sequences by TALLMANTZ AVIATION, INC.

CAST

LT. COLUMBO ....................................................PETER FALK

LESLIE WILLIAMS .............................................. LEE GRANT
CARLSON .................................................... HAROLD GOULD
MARGARET WILLIAMS .................... PATRICIA MATTICK
MICHAEL ................................................................JOHN FINK
HAMMOND ...........................................................PAUL CARR
PHIL ........................................................................JED ALLAN
RICHARD ..........................................CHARLES MACAULAY
ATTORNEY ..................................................HENRY BRANDT
PAT .................................................................... JEANE BYRON
PERKINS ........................................................ RICHARD ROAT
CELIA ..................................................... NORMA CONNOLLY
PAUL WILLIAMS .......................................HARLAN WARDE
CROWELL ........................................................ BILL WALKER
BERT ........................................................... TIMOTHY CAREY
JUDGE ........................................................ JUDSON MORGAN
PRIEST .......................................................RICHARD O'BRIEN
GLORIA ..................................................CELESTE YARNALL
NANCY ................................................................LISA MOORE
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WAITRESS ...................................................... LOIS BATTLE
MECHANIC .................................REGINALD FENDERSON

Synopsis—Brilliant lawyer Leslie Williams shoots her older husband, also an attorney, in the
living room of their ornate home. The body is pushed into the ocean, and Leslie makes it
look like a kidnapping. She's fashioned a ransom note from letters cut out of the newspaper.
She's also taken a tape recording of her husband, Paul, talking about a business deal and
clipped out one key phrase: "They got me." Using that as proof that her husband is still alive,
she fakes a call from the "kidnappers." The FBI is called in. So is a representative of the Los
Angeles police force.
Leslie opens the door to find Lieutenant Columbo looking for a pen he just dropped. FBI
agent Carlson will only barely recognize Columbo's presence.
A computerized tape recorder in Leslie's office makes the call from the phantom
kidnappers. They want $300,000. Columbo notices that she doesn't ask her husband if he's all
right. That bothers him.
Leslie, a licensed pilot, is to drop the ransom money from a plane. Going through with the
phony arrangement, she removes the money from her bag and throws the empty pouch from
the plane. The FBI finds the bag, of course, but no kidnappers. Something else bothers
Columbo. Why would criminals making a fast pickup take ransom money out of a bag and
leave the bag behind? It doesn't make any sense.
When Paul Williams' body is discovered, Columbo takes over what is now a murder
investigation. The ever-watchful lieutenant closely observes Leslie's reactions. After being
completely cool and composed during the kidnapping, she breaks down in front of friends and
strangers. That bothers him. She never asks where the body was found or how Paul was killed.
That bothers him.
At the funeral Columbo sees Margaret Williams—Paul's teenage daughter from his first
marriage—slap her stepmother, whom she despises.
Columbo is not done with bothersome details. The driver's seat in Paul's car was pulled
way up, as if someone much shorter drove it last. The bullet entered Paul's body at a 45-
degree angle and was fired at close range, which probably means that Paul was standing and
the killer was sitting. And the gun used was a .22 caliber pistol. Why a .22? Most criminals
use a .32 or a .38. Maybe the killer didn't want
the bullet to travel through the body. Maybe it was done somewhere, like a living room,
where no traces could show.
Comparing notes with Margaret, Columbo discovers that Leslie had a motive for murder.
She could always make Paul do what she wanted. She had convinced him to end his
distinguished career as a judge so they could start a law firm together. His reputation built
her practice. After getting that, Leslie told Paul that she thought he was a dull, tiresome old
man. She wanted to be partners in name and business only. He stood up to her.
Margaret suspects the truth. Columbo tells her there's no real evidence, just several
inconsistencies.
Leslie is hounded by Columbo and Margaret. The teenager promises to go away and leave
her stepmother alone—for a rather substantial price. Leslie is only too glad to agree. She'll
give Margaret the $300,000 "ransom" money and send all her troubles to Europe. With
Margaret will go the only real piece of incriminating evidence.
Columbo is waiting at the airport. Margaret had made the deal at his request. He reasoned
that the only way to catch Leslie was to force her to use the ransom money. Her lack of
conscience, he tells the shrewd lawyer, is her only weakness. She couldn't conceive of
anyone not taking that much cash to forget a murder.

It has been suggested that the unique nature of Columbo may have been the reason NBC
wanted a second pilot. Network executives may have just wanted to have been convinced
that the success of Prescription: Murder wasn't a fluke.
Whatever the rationale, programming history repeated itself. Ransom for a Dead Man, like
Prescription: Murder, was a success in the ratings and the reviews. In many ways, it's a better
TV movie than Prescription: Murder.
Irving had to look for ways to translate Prescription: Murder from a stage play into a TV
drama. While that transition was smooth, Ransom for a Dead Man had the advantage of being
designed as a movie. Using Levinson and Link's established formula and cunning story idea,
Dean Hargrove concocted scenes that took fuller benefit of the medium.
Levinson particularly liked the scene in which Leslie Williams takes Columbo for an
airplane ride. The detective, obviously airsick, tries to continue his interrogation.
"Columbo is a very talky concept," he said. "It's a lot of people talking in rooms. Now, if
you're going to have people talking in rooms a lot, you'd better change the rooms. They put
Falk in a private plane.
 Well, that's a great innovation. He could play the airsickness and the questions."
If Prescription: Murder was a stylish TV movie, Ransom for a Dead Man was even more
stylish. If Prescription: Murder set the mold, Ransom for a Dead Man—thanks to Irving's
direction, Edward M. Abroms' editing and Billy Goldenberg's thrilling musical score—refined
it.
"The format was locked in," Levinson said. "So was the character. But in both movies,
Irving helped shape Peter's performance."
The strangling of Carol Fleming was gruesomely played out before the camera in
Prescription: Murder. The shooting of Paul Williams was shown through a stylized
sequence of cuts in Ransom for a Dead Man. It was an important step for Columbo. Future
episodes either wouldn't show the murder or would depict it in a highly sanitized way.
Falk was fond of the entrance Hargrove conceived for Columbo.
"I'm not a mystery fan, but as a kid I read Sherlock Holmes," the actor said. "I remember
being very impressed by Sherlock Holmes. He'd show up and everybody would turn to him
for the answer. I thought it was important in the opening of Ransom for a Dead Man that no
one turn to me for anything. I was just a local. All these FBI agents had their job to do. I
couldn't know anything except maybe the name of a certain street. I wanted to be ignored.
"That gives me a problem. You can't interrupt. There are important people doing things.
The more celebrated approach is to have the great detective arrive and everyone turns to him
for the answer. No-body wanted to know this guy's opinion. There's a lack of pretension. You
expect something quite different from a great detective. The great detective arrives and, instead
of people turning to him, their attention is on this major kidnapping. What's he doing? He's
looking for this engraved pen that he's dropped. That's a nice quality. It's amusing, but it's
also a very humanizing thing. It's not humor just for its own sake. It says something about the
character. There's a contrast between his position and the reality. It made him very likable.
Nobody is going to take him seriously."
Columbo again was matched against a worthy adversary, which meant that Falk again was
blessed with a wonderful co-star. Lee Grant's portrayal of Leslie Williams earned her an
Emmy nomination.
"It came along at a time when I was making a string of good TV movies," recalled Grant,
who would later also receive acclaim as a director. "It was a great experience, but I had no
idea that it was being thought of as a series. It was another good script. I just thought of the
idea of working with Peter Falk. I had worked with Peter a lot, so it was an easy and fun
collaboration.
"I love the mystery format, so it was great fun for me. I loved the
opening. What a way to start! There was no mystery. Bang! Right away, you knew what she was
all about. The mystery wasn't did she do it. The mystery was is she catchable."
Within a year of Ransom for a Dead Man, Falk and Grant would be co-starring on Broadway
in Neil Simon's The Prisoner of Second Avenue.
Ransom for a Dead Man aired March 1, 1971. In April, Sid Sheinberg asked Levinson and
Link if they would produce a series version of Columbo. There was one little proviso. Falk
would open in The Prisoner of Second Avenue on September 12. They needed to complete six
ninety-minute episodes by then.
"To this day," Bill Link said, "I don't know why we said yes."
PART II

THE FIRST SEASON

(1971-72)
"Columbo was the hardest work we've ever done. I'd come home and almost faint."
- R I C H A R D LEVINSON
Getting the Wrinkles in

Even when pilot TV movies are successful, a network will rush to change things. Columbo
was no exception.
Although both Prescription: Murder and Ransom for a Dead Man had been ratings
winners, NBC was still uneasy with the format. The inevitable list of suggestions was
submitted.

• What's all this about the audience always knowing who the murderer is? There's no
suspense. That novelty will wear off.
• A main character should have a "family" of regulars. Columbo should have at least a
young sidekick.
• Get the main character on earlier. Viewers won't stick around that long. Don't you
know that Falk's the star? Where the hell is he, guys?
• Get more action (i.e. violence) into the show.
• There's too much talk. There's no tempo, no tension.
• An unseen wife? Dumb idea, fellows. Let's get rid of the wife.
Viewers like it when the leading man is free to have occasional
romantic encounters.

It was, to say the least, the moment of truth for Columbo and two writers trying to
become producers. Faced with such overwhelming "conceptual concerns" from NBC,
Levinson and Link decided to tough it out. They threatened to quit. The gamble paid off.
The shooting schedule was too tight to risk alienating the production team. The network had
no choice.
NBC backed down. For better or worse, Columbo would fly by Levinson and Link's
design.
Having had to swallow their objections, NBC executives must have been convinced that
Columbo would be the weak link in the Mystery Movie package, which they gave the
8:30—10:00 P.M. Wednesday time slot. The surer bets would be Dennis Weaver in
McCloud and Rock Hudson and Susan Saint James in McMillan and Wife.
Bill Link and Richard Irving agree that if the concept of the wheel hadn't been developed,
Columbo would have never existed as a series.
"I don't think Falk would have done a weekly series," Link said.
"But, beyond that, Columbo was too rich a brew for audiences to swallow every week. Every
three weeks was good. It gave viewers time to anticipate and savor the next one."
The first order of business for Levinson and Link was the selection of a creative staff. They
looked around the Universal lot to scout strong prospects. The writers were tenderfoots as
producers, so a knowledgeable and experienced associate producer was a must. They found
one in Robert F. O'Neill. Since Columbo would be a complex, talk-oriented, formula show, a
talented and energetic story editor also was needed. Irving suggested a promising young writer
named Steven Bochco.
"I was sort of bullied into getting involved by Dick Irving," Bochco remembered. "After
directing the two Columbo movies, he became the executive at Universal in charge of the
Mystery Movie. I told him that the mystery really isn't my kind of stuff, but Dick Irving
encouraged me to give it a try. He thought it would be good for me."
And they needed writers. Because the concept was so definite, Levinson and Link arranged
a screening of Ransom for a Dead Man. About sixty freelance writers showed up. Two
displayed an interest. One of them was mystery veteran Jackson Gillis, who had contributed
several scripts to CBS's Perry Mason series.
There would end up being seven, not six, Columbo episodes that first season. Gillis would do
one by himself and co-author another. Bochco would write three, relying on his producers for
plotting suggestions. Levinson and Link would find time to complete one script.
You think mysteries are easy to knock off? Just try plotting one sometime. The Columbo
formula was intimidating enough to scare off the vast majority of Hollywood writers. As a
result, there was no talent pool to draw on. There was no B-team.
"Deceptively difficult? There was nothing deceptive about it," Dick Levinson said. "The
problem with Columbo was that you had no other characters, and the leading man didn't enter
until the second act, which is unheard of in television. You had to create a perfect crime that
had a loophole, then provide a perfect clue. After the crime, since Bill and I refused to put any
violence into the show, we had to have a conversation between two individuals for ninety
minutes. The cat-and-mouse dialogue would create the tension. Well, there aren't many writers
who can do all that, which we found out."
In fact, there never would he all that many writers contributing scripts for Columbo. Of the
lieutenant's forty-five escapades, Levinson and Link wrote two scripts and provided the stories
for at least five others, Bochco wrote or co-wrote six teleplays, Gillis worked on seven scripts
and helped fashion the plots of others, and Peter S. Fischer
52 THE COLUMBO PHILE

authored five episodes while concocting the story of another. In other words, one of these five
men had a hand in more than half of the forty-five cases.
During that first season, a Columbo gestalt emerged from the writers in the production
office. Levinson and Link would sketch out a plot idea. Bochco would hammer out a rough
draft. The team would polish it up. Gillis would contribute a vital clue. Writer/director Larry
Cohen would drop by and suggest solutions and storylines.
Adding to Levinson and Link's headaches were frequent clashes with Falk. The actor's
demanding nature has become the stuff of Hollywood legend. Just how difficult was he during
Columbo? It depends on whom you ask.
A studio executive will paint a dark picture.
"He was difficult in terms of being a perfectionist," Irving said. "He never wanted to make
the compromises that are necessary in television. You had to worry about budgets and the
reality of working in television. He didn't seem to care about those things. He was a
perfectionist, so we went way over budget and way behind schedule. Peter happened to be just
great for that role, but getting there was too expensive. His domain should be movies. He's a
liability in television."
The same perfectionism that drove studio executives to their budget sheets, however,
endeared Falk to his fellow actors. The people who guest-starred on Columbo have nothing but
praise for Falk and his demands for quality.
"He was wonderful to work with," said George Hamilton, a guest murderer during the fourth
season. "He worked at everything to make the series good. And if you had a problem as
another actor, he would work with you and say, `Let's work this out.' I don't know many actors
who take that time and effort."
"Peter is a consummate actor," Ricardo Montalban said. "He's very professional. He's an
actor's dream—very generous and caring."
"Peter worked very hard to maintain the series' standards," said Patrick McGoohan, a guest
star on two Columbo episodes and the director of another. "When the scripts didn't come up to
his standards, he'd go crazy. Peter fought every inch of the way for quality."
"He's a passionate man," Hector Elizondo said. "He cares. People in television tend to be
embarrassed by passion. It's very refreshing to find someone with a genuine passion for
quality. He's the hardest-working actor I've ever worked with. He works constantly on his
character. In between, you laugh a lot."
"Peter was marvelous," Richard Kiley said. "He set the mood for the whole set. He's a
wonderful actor to work with."
 "His technique of working was quite extraordinary," Vincent Price commented. "And it
was entirely legitimate. He could not set his lines until he had seen and worked with the
other people in the scene, which makes perfectly good sense. It doesn't make any sense to do
a scene without thoroughly rehearsing first. You would never do it in the theater. You'd never
do it in a movie. But in television, with the whip on you, it happens all the time."
This could go on and on. Admiring dedication and quality, the actors say Falk was a saint.
Craving efficiency and economy, studio executives say he was a monster (albeit a likable
monster).
Levinson and Link, though, were caught in the middle. As writers, they saw reason in
Falk's fiery accusations about Universal being a sausage factory. As producers, they wanted
sanity and cooperation.
Stay Tuned, Levinson and Link's witty book about laboring in television's vineyards,
describes a love/hate relationship. There were power struggles. There were arguments. And
there was enormous mutual respect.
Levinson and Link believe that Falk came to Columbo mistrustful of a series, the studio and
NBC. He wasn't even too sure about the producers.
"We had enormous affection for him," Levinson said. "For one thing, he's a very likable,
very charming man. For another, he's very bright. And he had a lot to do with the success of
a huge hit. So even when we were fighting with him, we liked him tremendously. The
problem was that we were too damn busy to do that kind of star massage that is sometimes
required. It was just too difficult a show, and we were doing most of it ourselves.
"Then he started getting rough drafts of Columbo scripts from a friend. He hated them and
he wasn't sophisticated enough in the television business to know that a rough draft is not
something you show the star of a series. You get a rough draft and you work on it."
A game of high intrigue started to be played out behind the Universal Studio gates.
Levinson and Link ordered the editors to lock Falk out. Scenes were written to keep him
away from the dailies. Hoping to occupy the actor, the producers asked him to write a script.
"We did that for two reasons," Levinson said. "We did it to keep him from pestering us.
You know, in many ways, he's just like Columbo. And we did it to show him how tough
those scripts are to write. So he went home and wrote a couple of acts, which were excellent.
He said, `I got this far. How do I do the ending?' Bill and I smiled and said together,
`Ahhhhh!"'
Levinson and Link never doubted that Falk was dedicated to the Columbo character. They
never took anything personally.
46 THE COLUMBO PHILE

"And there were some tremendous fights," Levinson recalled. "In `Death Lends a Hand,'
we wanted to introduce Columbo as a guy whose license had run out and he had been pulled
over for having a broken headlight. That was a huge fight with Falk. He said, `Nobody drives
around with a broken headlight.' The three of us fought about it on the way to have lunch. On
our way to the commissary, we passed his old Jaguar. One of the headlights was broken. He
looked at it and said, `I withdraw my argument.'
"When he wasn't arguing, he was extraordinarily charming. You liked him so much that
you wanted to do what he wanted."
Being in the middle of a demanding studio and a demanding star, the producers discovered
another bright side to Falk's battling nature. It could be used to buy precious time.
Most network series are shot within a week. While Columbo didn't have to produce
twenty-two shows in a season, Levinson and Link were expected to finish six ninety-minute
movies in less than five months. Look at it as just six episodes, and it seems terrific. Look at
it as six movies, it seems horrible.
Each Columbo was supposed to take twelve days to shoot. It started to take longer and
longer. When it started taking fourteen days, the studio decided that Columbo must be a
problem show. Falk's reaction was predictable. Levinson and Link were sure that the
explosions were the shrewd, calculated responses of a street fighter who knew how to rattle
studio cages. Whether this was true or not, the outbursts caused executives to scurry for cover
and provided the producers with a chance to make better episodes.
"Peter, Bill and I often were in collusion," Levinson admitted. "We knowingly made use of
his intransigence to get more time and better quality. If we were up against a deadline gun,
we'd say to Peter, `If you want to unleash yourself and be difficult, that's fine with us.'
"The studio had titanic battles with Peter and us over money. Dick Irving didn't think we
knew what we were doing, and he was right. He and Peter would just scream and yell and
battle, and, for some reason, Peter won, even though the show wasn't yet on the air. It wasn't
a hit.
"There was a lot of barbed humor in those days. You know what Bill and I gave Peter for
Christmas that first year? A half-bottle of Murine. He loved it. People would say, `Which is the
glass eye?' We'd say, `The one with a gleam of intelligence."
Somehow, despite all the intrigue and wrangling, the team completed the six shows. Now
it was NBC's turn to ask for "one more thing." Could they do a seventh? Fighting the
calendar and exhaustion, they finished a seventh in time for Falk to leave to do The
Prisoner of Second Avenue. Looking back at his Columbo tenure, does the actor think he was
overly demanding and difficult to work with?
"I suppose I have the reputation," Falk said with a playful grin. "I'm not shy. I was not
bashful. I don't think anyone would accuse me of that."
More than twenty series premiered in the fall of 1971. They included one or two notable
efforts (Nichols and Owen Marshall, Counselor at Law) and the usual flock of forgettable
flops: The Partners, The Chicago Teddy Bears, Cade's County, The Persuaders, The Funny
Side, Shirley's World, The Good Life and Getting Together. It was the year that network
television said goodbye to such venerable prime-time favorites as The Ed Sullivan Show,
Lassie, Lawrence Welk, The Beverly Hillbillies and the last incarnation of The Andy Griffith
Show, the Griffith-less Mayberry, R. F. D. A September 12 New York Times overview by John
J. O'Connor was titled "Will It Pay to Be Different?" Oddly enough, he makes no mention of a
completely different type of cop who was preparing to make his NBC bow.
Three days after O'Connor's article appeared, Columbo made its regular series debut. NBC
selected the shabby snooper to start the Mystery Movie wheel rolling.
The first episode filmed was "Death Lends a Hand," a Levinson and Link script featuring
former I Spy star Robert Culp as the murderer. Looking over the seven episodes, the
producers decided that the second show filmed, "Murder by the Book," was the strongest.
They led with it.
CASE # 3: MURDER BY THE BOOK

(originally aired September 15, 1971)

Written by STEVEN BOCHCO

Directed by STEVEN SPIELBERG
Produced by RICHARD LEVINSON AND WILLIAM LINK
Associate producer: ROBERT F. O'NEILL
Story editor: STEVEN BOCHCO
Music Score: BILLY GOLDENBERG
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: RUSSELL L. METTY, A.S.C.
Art director: ARCH BACON
Film editor: JOHN KAUFMAN, JR.
Set decorations: RICHARD FRIEDMAN
Assistant director: RALPH FERRIN
Sound: DAVID H. MORIARTY
Unit manager: HENRY KLINE
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Costumes by BURTON MILLER
Main title design: ATTILA DE LADO
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ..................................................... PETER FALK
KEN FRANKLIN ...............................................JACK CASSIDY
JAMES FERRIS .............................................MARTIN MILNER
JOANNA FERRIS ................................ROSEMARY FORSYTH
LILY LA SANKA ........................................ BARBARA COLBY
GLORIA JR...............................................LYNNETTE METTEY
MIKE TUCKER .................................................. BERNIE KUBY
SERGEANT ......................................................HOKE HOWELL
WOMAN ................................................... MARCIA WALLACE
SECOND REPORTER .........................HAVEN EARLE HALEY

Synopsis—America loves the Mrs. Melville mystery novels penned by the bestselling team
of Franklin and Ferris. What America doesn't know is that soft-spoken James Ferris does all
the writing while gregarious Ken Franklin does all the talking (as in talk shows, personal
appearances, book signings).
 The arrangement has made them both rich, but Jim wants to try serious writing on his own.
The decision enrages the untalented Ken, who depends on Mrs. Melville to maintain his high
style of living. Rather than risk exposure and poverty, Ken resolves to kill his partner and
collect on the insurance policy they have on each other.
Jim is working on the latest Mrs. Melville novel at their Los Angeles office. It's a Saturday
and the building is deserted. Affecting a conciliatory spirit, Ken shows up with a bottle of
champagne and apologies for violently opposing Jim's wishes. As a peace offering, Ken says,
he's going to take his workaholic partner to his cabin near San Diego. Jim tries to get out of it,
saying that he's made plans for dinner with his wife, Joanna. But Ken is as manipulative as he
is charming.
Call Joanna and say that you'll be working late at the office, Ken advises. Feeling a little
guilty for breaking up the team, Jim agrees. When they get to the car, though, Ken pretends
to have forgotten his special lighter. He runs back and tears the office apart, making it look
as if the place had been subject to a quick and violent search.
Nearing the cabin, Ken stops at a small store operated by Lily La Sanka, a widow who has
a crush on the debonair "writer." He gives her an autographed book and uses the phone to
call Joanna. Ken says that he's down at the cabin. He tells Joanna that he and Jim have
patched things up. He claims to have left Jim working at the office.
At the cabin, Jim worries that Joanna might be waiting up for him. Ken persuades him to
make the call he suggested earlier. Dialing direct, Jim tells Joanna that he's working on the
last chapter. As he's talking on the phone, his partner shoots him. Joanna hears the shot and
believes it happened at the office. She immediately phones the police.
Officers arrive at the scene and find a ransacked office but no body. Needing a moment of
quiet, Joanna goes into the hallway, where she encounters Lieutenant Columbo. Noticing the
toll this ordeal has taken on her, the solicitous detective takes Joanna home and fixes her an
omelet.
Columbo learns that Jim did all of the actual writing. As he is talking with Joanna, Ken
arrives with the perfect alibi: he was in San Diego when Jim was supposedly shot in Los
Angeles.
Still, Columbo wonders why Ken didn't grab one of the regular commuter flights when he
learned about his partner. Why drive all that way?
Ken is all too willing to help Columbo with his investigation. He tells the lieutenant that
Jim was working on a book detailing mob operations. He was going to name names, Ken
says. This is obviously a professional hit job.
 Jim's body is actually in the trunk of Ken's car. Ken dumps the corpse on his own front
lawn. It's a message from the mob, he says. Don't carry on your partner's research.
That's a horrible thing to come home to, Columbo agrees, yet it's remarkable that Ken had
the composure to open his mail.
Ken has more to worry about than just Columbo's suspicions. Lily La Sanka happened to
look out at the car when he stopped at her store. She saw Jim. She wants $15,000 for her
silence. Ken turns on the charm and accepts.
He woos her with champagne and, when Lily's back is turned, moves in for the kill.
Picking up an empty bottle, he applies it to her skull with extreme prejudice. The only
witness who knew that Jim wasn't in Los Angeles has been removed.
Linking everything together, Columbo has a strong circumstantial case, but he needs
something much more damaging to convince a jury. Remembering what Joanna said about
Jim's work habits, he sets out on the right track. Jim wrote every idea down on paper.
Summoning Ken to the Franklin and Ferris office, Columbo tells the still smug writer that
he's about to be arrested. Ken feigns outrage, but his smirking contempt is tinged by a hint of
concern. "Clap me in irons," Ken laughs at the lieutenant who has relentlessly stuck to his
trail, "but give me a dime to call my lawyer so I can sue you and your department for false
arrest."
Ignoring the outburst, Columbo tells Ken that the second murder was sloppy. Anybody
could have planned that. The first murder was brilliant, he continues, but since Ken doesn't
have any real imagination, how could he have thought up such an ingenious plan? That
murder must have been conceived by someone else—maybe a real mystery writer like Jim
Ferris. Sure enough, Columbo has found the entire alibi scheme in the Franklin and Ferris
papers. All the details are there, all in Jim's handwriting. That will be enough for a con-
viction.
Caught in the web of evidence, Ken smiles at his unlikely captor. Resigned, he at least can
appreciate the circumstances of his undoing. There's a final note of delicious irony, he tells
Columbo. The first murder was his idea. It was the only good one he ever had. The plot was
so good that Jim could never think of how Mrs. Melville would solve it. Ken had told the
idea to Jim several years ago. Who could have guessed that he'd write it down?

The Columbo series couldn't have made a classier debut. In many ways, "Murder by the
Book" is the finest of all the episodes. Levinson, Link and Bochco would all single it out as
their favorite.
 Look at the credits for the episode and you'll see why. Nobody knew it at the time, but this
was an amazing moment of collaboration. Levinson and Link produced. Bochco wrote it. And
the director was some kid named Steven Spielberg.
Bochco would go on to co-create such NBC series as Hill Street Blues and L.A. Law.
Spielberg would direct five of the top-grossing films of all time: Jaws, Close Encounters of
the Third Kind, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and E.T.: The
Extra-Terrestrial.
In 1971, however, Steve Spielberg was a promising young director who had yet to make his
first feature. Although only in his mid-twenties, he had already been on the Universal lot for a
couple of years. One of his first assignments had been to direct Joan Crawford in a segment of
Rod Serling's 1969 Night Gallery TV movie pilot.
Like other Universal executives, Levinson and Link were impressed by Spielberg's
imaginative short subject Amblin'. While preparing to take Columbo to series, the producers
bumped into the young director and invited him to lunch.
"We were looking for directors," Levinson recalled. "He was a nice young kid and we didn't
know what we were doing. I asked him if he would like to direct a Columbo, and he said,
`Sure.' It was as simple as that. Then we had to sell him to Falk. People were saying then that
Steve was a technical director, that he could handle cameras but not actors. We knew that
wasn't true, but we had to convince Peter."
Spielberg had directed a segment of the aborted Levinson and Link series The Psychiatrist.
They arranged a screening of the episode for Falk, who was quite taken with the direction. He
met with Spielberg and agreed to let him direct a Columbo.
"Which was interesting because there were a lot of people Peter rejected as directors,"
Levinson said. "This wasn't the Steven Spiel-berg of legend. This was just a nice young kid.
We used to make jokes about coming down to the set for a milk-and-cookie break with the
director."
Yet his youth did cause some very real problems at first. Early in the shooting of "Murder by
the Book," Levinson and Link got a phone call from their director.
"Come down to the set," Spielberg told them. "Nobody's talking to me.
Spielberg's ambitious vision had clashed with veteran director of photography Russ Metty's.
Even before shooting had started, Metty had disagreed with Levinson and Link's "look" for
the show. Having photographed such films as Touch of Evil for Orson Welles (whom he called
a "nice kid"), Metty believed that Columbo should be shot in
dark and murky tones. Yes, it was a mystery and, yes, too much television is too bright, but
the producers wanted a bright feel. A box of expensive cigars convinced Metty to go with
the Levinson/Link vision.
Now he was at odds with Spielberg.
"Russ was a gruff old buzzard," Levinson said, "and a great talent. We were lucky to have
him. He says to us, `Your hot-shot director has me in this room down on Sunset Boulevard
which is four walls of glass. Where the hell do you expect me to put my lights?'
"We didn't know what he was talking about. We didn't know anything about lights. And to
our eternal credit, we said, `He's the director. Do what he says.'"
By making Spielberg's ideas work, Metty gave the episode a look that's visually
intriguing.
And when such differences were resolved, "Murder by the Book" turned into a very happy
set. Falk adored working with Jack Cassidy, also a consummate professional.
"The fun we all had was that this was Link and Levinson that this show was all about: two
mystery writers," Levinson explained. "Everyone would say, `Which of you is the writer and
which of you is the talker?' Of course, it's not literally us, but we thought it was a novel idea
for a murder. A man kills another man because he would be revealed to be the one without
talent. There was a constant string of Link and Levinson jokes made during that show."
When one of the producers was in earshot, Cassidy would ask, "Which one am I playing
here, Link or Levinson?"
As if to underscore the idea, the mystery team was given an alliterative ring: Franklin and
Ferris. An in-joke was even tossed into the script. The title of the autographed book Ken
Franklin presents to Lily La Sanka is Prescription: Murder.
While hopes and spirits were high, nobody was prepared for the screening of the first cut
of "Murder by the Book." To use a trite show business expression, it knocked their socks off.
Spielberg's direction was as clever and inventive as the script.
"Steve had done all sorts of experimental things," Levinson said. "We absolutely loved it.
There were only twenty feet cut from his first cut. I think it was of a man crossing a room.
That's all that was done to it. I don't think that happened before or since with a project Bill
and I worked on."
The same year as "Murder by the Book," Spielberg directed his breakthrough TV movie at
Universal—a stunning adaptation of fantasy writer Richard Matheson's story Duel. It put
him on the
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Hollywood map. His first theatrical feature, The Sugarland Express, followed in 1974. Jaws
hit the screen a year later.
"Everybody tries to take credit for Steve Spielberg's success," Levinson commented. "All I
can tell you is that we enjoyed working with him. He was extraordinarily gifted. His
technique is incredible. We happened to luck into a director who, in terms of visual mastery
of the medium, is one of the greatest directors in the history of film. No matter what you
think of Steve Spielberg, there's no denying that he has an instinctive genius for film. We
didn't know how fortunate we were. We thought that was the norm for directors. We hadn't
worked with that many directors, so we were not that impressed."
Indeed, there is a visual richness to "Murder by the Book" that the series would never
again achieve. The opening and closing sequences are particularly effective.
When "Murder by the Book" begins, we see Jim at work and Ken driving to the office.
You don't hear the car's engine. You don't hear the noises of the city. The only sound you
hear is the clacking of a typewriter. It's an incredibly tense and riveting opening. It immedi-
ately established the fact that this series would try to do things differently.
Picking up on the typewriter sound, Billy Goldenberg ran typing rhythms through a
synthesizer and integrated the results into his suspenseful musical score. The closing shot is
an eerie close-up of the knowing Mrs. Melville (a portrait in Ken and Jim's office).
It would be fair to say that all the elements came together for "Murder by the Book."
Martin Milner, familiar to television audiences as policeman Pete Malloy on NBC's Adam I2,
made a sympathetic and likable murder victim. Barbara Colby brought a lonely and pathetic
quality to the role of Lily La Sanka. But it was the late Jack Cassidy who really made things
click.
His "preening arrogance," as Bill Link called it, made him the ideal Columbo villain. Barry
and Grant had been terrific adversaries for Columbo, but Cassidy truly set the standard. He
typified everything Levinson and Link wanted in a contrast to Peter Falk.
"There are certain kinds of leading men who play properly against Peter," Levinson said.
"You can't have Peter playing against a Jack Klugman or a Martin Balsam. There's no
contrast. We needed elegant, slick actors like Robert Vaughn, Jack Cassidy and Robert Culp.
Cassidy was the perfect Columbo villain because he played murderers of enormous ego who
could patronize Columbo. There aren't that many actors who can do that, so we used him
more than once."
In fact, Cassidy would be asked back twice more. Only Culp played a Columbo murderer as
many times.
 For all the heavyweight talent working on "Murder by the Book," there was just one
artistic debate of consequence. Spielberg wanted to film Lily La Sanka's murder a la
Hitchcock. As Ken Franklin approaches with the champagne bottle in hand, the camera cut to
a closeup of Lily. Her face contorted in a terrified scream, but there is no sound. Cut to
commercial.
Levinson thought the silent touch was confusing. He believed the audience should hear the
scream. Link, though, sided with Spielberg, and the majority carried the day.
"I violently disagreed with that," Levinson said, "but that was our only argument. That was
it."
Levinson, Link, Bochco, Spielberg, Falk, Cassidy, Goldenberg, Metty—"Murder by the
Book" is probably the best episode of the best season of TV's best mystery series.
"I love that one best of all for all kinds of reasons," Bochco said. "It was my first one, and
Steve did a wonderful job. We grew up together at Universal. We were like kids on the block. I
had never done a script like that before. Dick and Bill knew the style and made enormous
contributions. And I love writing for Peter. His kind of humor was right up my alley."
Levinson and Link had led with their best card, but there were still aces in that strong first-
season hand.
CASE #4: DEATH LENDS A HAND

(originally aired October 6, 1971)

Written by RICHARD LEVINSON AND WILLIAM LINK
Directed by BERNARD KOWALSKI
Produced by RICHARD LEVINSON AND WILLIAM LINK
Associate producer: ROBERT F. O'NEILL
Story editor: STEVEN BOCHCO
Music Score: GIL MELLÉ
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: RUSSELL L. METTY, A.S.C.
Art director: ARCH BACON
Film editor: EDWARD M. ABROMS
Set decorations: RICHARD FRIEDMAN
Unit manager: HENRY KLINE
Sound: DAVID H. MORIARTY
Assistant director: JACK BARRY
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Costumes by BURTON MILLER
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO .....................................................PETER FALK
INVESTIGATOR BRIMMER ........................... ROBERT CULP
ARTHUR KENNICUT ......................................RAY MILLAND
MRS. LENORE KENNICUT ................ PATRICIA CROWLEY
KEN ARCHER ................................................ BRETT HALSEY
DENNING ..............................................................ERIC JAMES
MEDICAL EXAMINER .......................................DON KEEFER
CAPTAIN OF DETECTIVES ......................... LEN WAYLAND
CELL GENTRY ...........................................LIEUX DRESSLER
BRIMMER'S SECRETARY ................ BARBARA BALDAVIN

Synopsis—Communications czar Arthur Kennicut has hired high-priced private investigator

Brimmer to determine if his wife is having an affair. She had been, but Brimmer falsifies the
report. He tells Kennicut that his wife has a clean bill of health.
 Brimmer lets Mrs. Kennicut hear the whole confrontation on an intercom. In exchange for
his continued protection, the investigator wants her to be "a good listener." In other words,
he hopes to black-mail her into being a pipeline of information about her politically
powerful husband. He suggests that she think it over.
That night, Mrs. Kennicut is waiting for Brimmer at his beach house. She has made her
decision. The affair was a stupid mistake. She had ended it. She will go to Arthur and tell
him the truth. Maybe he will forgive her. Maybe not. Either way, Brimmer can't blackmail
her. He's lost his leverage. She wonders how many others have given in to his extortion.
Oh, and no matter how Arthur feels about the affair, he's going to despise Brimmer for
lying to him and trying to blackmail his wife. Cornered and enraged, the volatile Brimmer
lashes out with the back of his hand. Mrs. Kennicut falls backward, striking her head on a
glass table. She is killed.
Brimmer puts the body in the trunk of his car and dumps it near an automobile junkyard
on the other side of town.
The first police officers on the scene believe that Mrs. Kennicut was the victim of a robbery
gone sour. Arriving late (of course), Lieutenant Columbo observes an odd bruise and cut on
the left cheek. It seems to have been made by a ring with a distinctly cut stone. Conclusion
Number One: The killer struck out with his left hand. Conclusion Number Two: The killer
must be left-handed. Conclusion Number Three: The killer wears a fancy ring.
Arthur Kennicut takes a liking to diligent Lieutenant Columbo, but he's displeased with the
lack of progress in the case. He decides to call in an investigator he's used before—Brimmer!
So the murderer has been hired to solve a killing he committed.
Columbo notices that Brimmer wears a fancy ring with a distinctly cut stone. He also
learns that the investigator is ambidextrous.
Columbo goes to the golf course where Mrs. Kennicut took lessons—many, many lessons.
The young teaching pro acts very guilty, but the lieutenant scratches him off the list of
suspects. He wears no ring, and his golfer's tan would show if he recently removed one.
Under questioning, the golf instructor admits that he had an affair with Mrs. Kennicut.
When Columbo starts nosing too close to the truth, Brimmer offers him a job with his
agency.
Columbo has to find a way to get Brimmer to betray himself. He gets an idea from a
picture of Mrs. Kennicut. She's wearing glasses. Arthur says she switched to contact lenses.
Columbo asks him to have
the body exhumed. If the contact lenses aren't on the body, maybe they're at the scene of the
murder.
Brimmer learns of Columbo's plan and rushes to the cemetery. His car won't start. He orders
it sent to the garage and takes another. He arrives in time to hear that one contact is missing.
It's the longest of long shots, but Brimmer can't take any chances. He carefully combs his rug
at the beach house. No contact is found. What about the trunk of his car? He transported the
body in the trunk of his car. Brimmer heads for the garage and searches the trunk. There is the
contact. He is safe.
Suddenly, the lights click on. Lieutenant Columbo, Arthur Kennicut and several uniformed
police officers have been waiting for Brimmer. Regaining his composure, the private detective
pretends to be surprised by their suspicions and walks toward a garbage can. Just as he is about
to dispose of the contact, a hand clamps down on his wrist. The contact is taken out of his hand
by the pursuer he tried to shake, mislead and buy off—Columbo. Having incriminated himself,
Brimmer confesses.
Funny thing, Kennicut observes, that Brimmer's car should break down just when Columbo
thought of the contact lenses. Yes, Columbo agrees in a mysterious way, but, you know, in his
misspent youth, he and his friends learned lots of nasty tricks. One was that a potato stuck in a
tailpipe would keep a car from starting.

The first Columbo series episode actually filmed is very close in quality to "Murder by the
Book." It also is one of only two series episodes scripted by Levinson and Link (although they
came up with story ideas for several others).
Edward Abroms' editing, always a big plus for Columbo, keeps the story moving at a brisk
pace and incorporates visual gems that delight the eye. Levinson and Link would make a point
of crediting Abroms with adding a luster to each sequence his deft hand touched. The
producers were so pleased with their film editor's efforts that they asked him to direct the last
episode of the first season, "Short Fuse."
Taking its cue from Ransom for a Dead Man, "Death Lends a Hand" (even the title is
fiendishly clever) shows the murder in a manner that's as artful and inoffensive as possible.
When Brimmer flies into a rage, the action shifts to slow motion. You see the animal snarl on
his face, but the actual blow is left to our imagination. You see Mrs. Kennicut recoiling from
the impact, but contact with the table is merely suggested by the clever editing and camera
work. In a touch that is positively Hitchcockian, the glass tabletop shatters and crystallizes.
We've seen nothing and everything.
 Unlike most Columbo cases, "Death Lends a Hand" centers on a murder that is not
premeditated and carefully planned. The killing is an accident. Still, Brimmer's ruthless
nature and cruel temper keep us from developing any sympathy.
Robert Culp's Brimmer lacks the monumental vanity of Jack Cassidy's Ken Franklin, yet
there's a controlled fury about this character that makes him somewhat more threatening.
Again, Falk was blessed with an actor whose style complemented his.
"There's a nice moment in 'Death Lends a Hand,'" Levinson said. "Culp is eating in his
office, and Peter leans over the table and gets his tie in the food. Culp just picked it up and
mopped it off. That's not in the script. It just happened on the set."
The experience proved rewarding enough to earn Culp repeat guest-starring offers. Like
Cassidy, he would play a Columbo murderer three times.
Gracing the episode with his presence is Oscar-winning actor Ray Milland (The Lost
Weekend), a veteran of such suspense films as The Ministry of Fear, Circle of Danger,
The Thief and Hitchcock's Dial M for Murder. Cast as an iron-willed publisher, he
nonetheless lets great love and sorrow show through Arthur Kennicut's stern exterior. Yes,
there is the classic Columbo parry-and-thrust game being played out by Culp and Falk, but
Milland's portrayal gives "Death Lends a Hand" an enormously fascinating three-way
tension. Not surprisingly, Milland was invited back the following season to play a guest
murderer.
Levinson, Link and Falk had argued about Columbo being introduced as a police officer
with an expired driver's license. Falk thought this was taking Columbo's sloppy nature too
far. Ironically, the scene Falk finally agreed to shoot was edited out because of time
considerations. But a scene left in the final cut shows Columbo on line at the motor vehicle
bureau. That's where he gets the idea about Mrs. Kennicut wearing contact lenses. The much-
debated setup, though, was gone.

FOOTNOTE #2: The Car

While "Death Lends a Hand" was in the planning stages, Levinson and Link decided that
Columbo should have a dilapidated car to fit his personality. Falk resisted this idea, too.
Columbo already had the wife, the cigar and the raincoat. That was enough. No more
gimmicks were needed. (Another ironic footnote: Levinson and Link would be
annoyed when writers and producers played too heavily on these gimmicks in later seasons).
"We finally talked Peter into looking at cars on the Universal backlot," Levinson said. "Bill
and Peter went over to take a look."
"There was an immense selection," Link recalled. "There was every make and model
imaginable. Peter didn't like any of them."
"They all looked alike," Falk explained. "There were hundreds and hundreds of cars in this
garage. It was the day before we were to start shooting, and they wanted me to pick out a car.
As an actor, it was like trying to find the right hat for a part. I finally told Bill, 'I don't see
anything. Let's go.' Just as we were walking out, way back in a corner, I just saw the nose of
a car sticking out. They said, 'This one doesn't even run. It doesn't even have an engine in it.'
I said, 'This is the one."
"It looked like an orphan," Link said.
The car was, in fact, a silver Peugeot of ancient vintage.
"Peter," Link said, "why would an L.A. P. D. cop be driving this unique foreign car?"
"Don't worry," Falk assured him, "the audience will like it. It's idiosyncratic."
It was a mess. Much of the trim was missing. There were more than a few dents to be found.
The seats were tom. The black convertible top was ripped in places. And the rear-view mirror
wouldn't stay in one position. You could say it was love at first sight. Columbo had a car.
You might also say that this car was the closest thing the series had to a regular supporting
player. It would appear in most of the forty-three episodes, although travel could force the
detective's wheezy wheels to take a much-needed rest ("Dagger of the Mind" is set in England
and "Troubled Waters" is set at sea). Twice the car would be involved in accidents: a fender-
bender at the beginning of "A Matter of Honor" and the spectacular collision with speeding
police cars in "Make Me a Perfect Murder." In several episodes, the car serves as a rich source
of humor ("Short Fuse," "Etude in Black," "Negative Reaction"). In the very last Columbo
presented on NBC, the car gets a flat tire.
After Columbo ended its NBC run, Falk remained convinced that the car was safely stored
on the Universal backlot where he first recognized the automobile that must belong to
Lieutenant Columbo. When ABC announced plans to revive Columbo in 1988, Link
discovered that Universal had sold the car. Parties in Florida and San Diego claimed to have
the original Peugeot. Link guessed that one probably had the "stand-in" car. The car was
found in Ohio.
 MEMORABLE EXCHANGES ABOUT
COLUMBO'S CAR

"Etude in Black" ( 1 9 7 2 )

MECHANIC: Have you ever thought about getting a new car? COLUMBO: I already have
two cars. O f course, my wife drives nothing special. That's just for transportation. You
understand.
MECHANIC: I only work on foreign cars.
COLUMBO: It is a foreign car.
MECHANIC: Oh, I know, but there are limits, man.

"Short Fuse" ( 1 9 7 2 )

ROGER STANFORD: You mean that old heap out there is yours? COLUMBO: Oh,
yeah. Needs a coat o f paint, doesn't it?

"Any Old Port in a Storm" ( 1 9 7 3 )

VALET: Boy, you sure don't see very many o f these things around. COLUMBO: I've got
over 100,000 miles on it. You take care o f your car, it'll take care of you.

"Candidate for Crime" ( 1 9 7 3 )

POLICEMAN: You ever consider getting another car?

COLUMBO: I got another car. My wife drives it. But that's nothing special, just transportation.

"Mind Over Mayhem" (1974)

COLUMBO: I don't want you to work on my car. It's running beautiful.

62 THE COLUMBO PHILE

"A Friend in Deed" ( 1 9 7 4 )

CHARLIE SHOUP: (used car salesman): Yes, indeed. It's a real honey. You know we don't
get to see many of these around anymore—especially in this condition.
COLUMBO: Well, I try to take good care of it.

"A Deadly State of Mind" ( 1 9 7 5 )

COLUMBO: But I don't see any European cars here. Only my car. SERGEANT
KRAMER: You've got a European car? COLUMBO: That's a French car. Yeah, my car's
a French car.
CASE #5: DEAD WEIGHT

(originally aired October 27, I971)

Written by JOHN T. DUGAN

Directed by JACK SMIGHT
Produced by EVERETT CHAMBERS
Executive producers: RICHARD LEVINSON AND WILLIAM LINK
Associate producer: ROBERT F. O'NEILL
Story editor: STEVEN BOCHCO
Music Score: GIL MELLÉ
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: RUSSELL L. METTY, A.S.C.
Art director: ARCH BACON
Film editor: RICHARD M. SPRAGUE
Set decorations: RICHARD FRIEDMAN
Assistant director: JACK BARRY
Sound: DAVID H. MORIARTY
Unit manager: HENRY KLINE
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Costumes by BURTON MILLER
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO .....................................................PETER FALK
MAJOR GENERAL MARTIN HOLLISTER .. EDDIE ALBERT
HELEN STEWART .............................SUZANNE PLESHETTE
MRS. WALTERS .....................................................KATE REID
COLONEL ROGER DUTTON ...............................JOHN KERR
HARRY BARNES ..................................................VAL AVERY
BERT ............................................................TIMOTHY CAREY
TV NEWSMAN ............................................. CLETE ROBERTS
OFFICER SANCHEZ .......................................... RON CASTRO
FIRST OFFICER .............................................. GLEN VERNON
SECOND OFFICER ....................................... JIMMY PELHAM
FIRST MARINE CADET ................................. JIM HALFERTY

Synopsis—While sailing off a marina with her ever-critical mother, insecure Helen Stewart believes
that she has seen a man in a bathrobe
shoot a man in a uniform. The police are skeptical because the window and the house Helen
points out belong to retired Marine general Martin Hollister, a beloved war hero.
But Helen's eyes were not playing tricks on her. Hollister had been visited by Colonel
Roger Dutton, a Marine procurement officer who had been awarding the general's
construction company lucrative military contracts at bargain-basement bids. Dutton had also
allowed a fortune in phony cost overruns. The inspector general is starting a full investigation
into all contracts, and Dutton feared that it was only a matter of time until his arrangement
with Hollister was uncovered.
Rather than wait for the corruption to be traced to his office, Dutton had decided to go
AWOL. He had booked passage to Geneva on a flight leaving that day. Hollister, however,
wouldn't entertain the idea of a retreat. What if Dutton was discovered in hiding? What if he
was forced to testify? What if he sold Hollister out in return for a shorter prison sentence?
Dutton was a risk that Hollister couldn't afford. Picking up the pearl-handled Colt .45 that
he carried so many times into battle, the general coolly eliminated the only link to his dirty
dealings.
Checking out Helen's report of a murder, Lieutenant Columbo shows up at Hollister's
home. Two cadets are busy packing a coffin-size crate. The general explains that he's
donating several uniforms, war trophies and military souvenirs for an exhibit at his alma
mater, the Marine Military Institute. Hollister, who is about to leave for a testimonial dinner
in his honor, puts on a gracious and understanding act for the police lieutenant. He lets
Columbo look in any box and every closet.
What about that famous pearl-handled pistol? Unfortunately, Hollister says, that was stolen
during the Korean War. A duplicate was made for the exhibit.
Columbo has to admit that there doesn't seem to be much evidence of murder, but Hollister
is troubled by the possibility of a witness. He starts romancing Helen, and that makes
Columbo suspicious.
When Dutton's body is found floating in a fishing channel, the lieutenant stays on
Hollister's trail. It's at the newly opened Hollister Exhibit that Columbo discovers the
evidence he needs.
It bothered Columbo that a man who cherishes every small war memento was careless
enough to allow his trademark gun to be stolen. Maybe there never was a duplicate made.
Maybe the so-called duplicate is the original.
Anybody else, Columbo says, would have thrown that gun away after the killing. But the
general's tremendous pride and confidence would not let him part with so dear a memory.
His ego demanded a
crowning touch: Put the murder weapon on display in a museum where everyone can see it.
The magnificent bravado that carried Martin Hollister to battlefield victories has proved his
undoing against Lieutenant Columbo.

If "Death Lends a Hand" was a slight step below "Murder by the Book," "Dead Weight"
was a slight step below "Death Lends a Hand."
Although a thoroughly enjoyable Columbo episode, "Dead Weight" contains more holes
than the one Hollister puts in Dutton.
The mystery fan will first quibble with the caliber of the gun that Hollister uses. In Ransom
for a Dead Man, Leslie Williams used a .22 so there wouldn't be any traces of a murder in her
living room. Hollister uses a .45 at close range. The results wouldn't be pretty. There's a good
chance that the bullet would pass through the body and leave lots of evidence behind (lots of
blood on Hollister's spic-and-span paneling and carpet). And a man so well acquainted with
weapons should know better.
The second lapse in logic is the story about the duplicate gun. Why does Hollister make up
that yarn about losing his beloved pearl-handled pistol in Korea? Is it to throw Columbo off
the track? If so, it raises a barrage of inconsistencies. It would be easy to check the records.
Was the gun reported stolen in Korea? Columbo would wonder why not. And if the gun wasn't
stolen, why would Hollister keep it in hiding for more than fifteen years? Could he resist the
chance to show it off at every opportunity? There must be plenty of witnesses who have seen
the gun passed off as the genuine article. That would bother Columbo.
Okay, say the duplicate gun story wasn't fabricated for Columbo's sake (after all, at the time
of the murder, the museum must know it's getting a copy). Then we have to ask why Hollister
has been telling this story all these years. He hasn't been planning to use it in a murder. Either
way, this gimmick doesn't work.
Several moments are reminiscent of Ransom for a Dead Man. A sequence in which
Hollister maliciously makes Columbo seasick is little more than a reworking of Leslie
Williams' dizzying airplane ride. It does set up one hilarious exchange, however. Hollister
wonders how someone named Columbo could be so ill at ease on the water.
"It must have been another branch of the family, sir," Columbo queasily replies.
Still, "Dead Weight" overcomes the plot goofs and repetitions because Jack Smight keeps
the focus on the excellent performances. The episode may be mediocre mystery, but it's long on
character study. Playing to that strength, Smight's camera remains remarkably station-
ary, allowing the actors to carry the day. He conjures up one or two unusual angles (an Orson
Wellesian shot of Falk, up from the floor so the ceiling is visible), yet there's a moody static
quality to "Dead Weight" that makes it an effective departure from "Murder by the Book" and
"Death Lends a Hand."
For once, a witness is every hit as fascinating as the murderer. Suzanne Pleshette, a year
away from becoming Emily Hartley on the long-running Bob Newhart Show, plays Helen
Stewart as a hard-luck woman searching for happiness and a little self-confidence. You like
her, and you despise Hollister for exploiting her loneliness.
There's also fine work from Kate Reid, who, thirteen years later, starred opposite Dustin
Hoffman in the Broadway revival of Arthur Miller's Death of a Salesman. Cast as Helen's
domineering mother, she brings depth to a role that easily could have come off as a shrill
stereotype.
Adding a note of authenticity to the episode is the presence of veteran newscaster Clete
Roberts, who actually reported action at the front during the Korean War. He plays a television
newsman de-scribing Hollister's career. Roberts would make special visits to the M * A * S * H
set, portraying a broadcast journalist assigned to interview members of the 4077th.
Finally, Eddie Albert is every inch the blood-and-guts war hero. He carries on the tradition
of the classy Columbo adversary. His portrayal of Hollister is at times so chilling that we know
why people use the phrase cold-blooded murderer. His icy resolve makes a particularly good
contrast to Pleshette's warm vulnerability. Albert's grim performance must have come as quite
a shock to fans who had just followed him through six seasons of Green Acres (CBS, 1965-
71).

FOOTNOTE # 3 : The Murderers or The Quality of Evil

Jack Cassidy, Robert Culp and Robert Vaughn were the quintessential Columbo murderers.
But you can't have Jack Cassidy, Robert Culp and Robert Vaughn alternating as the murderer
every three episodes.
Even though the field of possible actors was narrowed by the Columbo formula, the series
always attracted high-class villains—from Eddie Albert to Ruth Gordon, from Janet Leigh to
George Hamilton, from Theodore Bikel to Louis Jourdan. Stars who wouldn't normally do
episodic television would gladly play a murderer on Columbo.
"The network was very hard-nosed about having name actors," Richard Levinson said. "That
didn't turn out to be much of a problem,
because it was thought of as a prestige show. Once the show was a hit, you'd be surprised who
wanted to be in it."
Roddy McDowall, a murderer during the first season, voices an opinion echoed by most
guest stars: "Villains are always great fun to play, and these were very juicy roles. And
remember, the villain got to be on camera and carrying on for twenty minutes before Columbo
even showed up. Columbo was like Alfred Hitchcock Presents. It was very rewarding."
"I don't do a lot of guest-starring stuff," Robert Conrad said. "I'm usually the star of what I
do. But I'd make an exception for Columbo. I really enjoyed working in a prestige show with
quality people."
For the record, only nine of the guest murderers were women and none was black.
"We always talked about women and black actors," Levinson explained. "We talked about
Sammy Davis, Jr. playing a real show business type. And we thought James Earl Jones would
be perfect. There were no objections that I recall. It just never worked out.
"The network never liked it when we used British actors. The net-work didn't think that
British actors had name value with American viewers. We liked them because they played well
against Peter's New
York accent. We always wanted Christopher Plummer, and we never got him."
With that in mind, we submit for your approval (as Rod Serling would have put it) a list of
ten actors who never played a Columbo murderer—but should have:

1. Christopher Plummer
2. James Earl Jones
3. Anthony Hopkins
4. Orson Welles
5. Hal Holbrook
6. Diana Rigg
7. Anthony Quayle
8. Sammy Davis, Jr.
9. Maurice Evans
10. Glenda Jackson

Notice that this list is limited to reasonable prospects (no one would have expected Olivier or
Brando to show up for guest shots) who were active while Columbo was on the air. These are
the might-have-beens, the could-have-been and should-have-beens.
In the same spirit, let's try a list of ten actors who never played a Columbo murderer—and
never should:

1. Edward Asner
2. Jack Klugman
3. Martin Balsam
4. Jack Warden
5. Ernest Borgnine
6. Penny Marshall
7. Robert Blake
8. Redd Foxx
9. Karl Malden
10. Claude Akins

In addition to high-class guest stars, Columbo needed high-class professions for the
murderers. This would become increasingly difficult for the writers.
The first five killers numbered a psychiatrist, a lawyer, a private investigator catering to
wealthy clients, a writer and a general. Now what?
"We were writing villains from the Yellow Pages," Levinson revealed. "We'd go through the
book looking for possible occupations. Ironically, many were used in later seasons."
C A S E # 6 : S U I T A B L E FOR F R A M I N G

(originally aired November 17, 1971)

Written by JACKSON GILLIS

Directed by HY AVERBACK
Produced by RICHARD LEVINSON AND WILLIAM LINK
Associate producer: ROBERT F. O'NEILL
Story editor: STEVEN BOCHCO
Music Score: BILLY GOLDENBERG
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: RUSSELL L. METTY, A.S.C.
Art director: ARCH BACON
Film editor: BUDD SMALL
Set decorations: RICHARD FRIEDMAN
Assistant director: GIL MANDELIK
Sound: JAMES H. ALEXANDER
Unit manager: HENRY KLINE
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Costumes by BURTON MILLER
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ..................................................... PETER FALK
DALE KINGSTON ............................................. ROSS MARTIN
EDNA MATTHEWS ............................................KIM HUNTER
FRANK SIMPSON ............................................. DON AMECHE
TRACY O'CONNOR ............................. ROSANNA HUFFMAN
SAM FRANKLIN ...............................................VIC TAYBACK
MITILDA .........................................................JOAN SHAWLEE
CAPTAIN TYLER ...................................... BARNEY PHILLIPS
LANDLADY ......................................................MARY WICKES
MATRON ...................................................... SANDRA GOULD
EVANS ............................................................ CURT CONWAY
POLICEMAN ..............................................CLAUDE JOHNSON
PARKING BOY (JOE) .................................. DENNIS RUCKER

Synopsis—Multimillionaire and greedy art collector Randy Matthews has decided to alter his
will. His nephew, powerful art critic Dale
Kingston, will not receive the vast Matthews collection of priceless paintings.
Before the changes can become common knowledge, Dale shoots his uncle and makes it
look like the work of art thieves who broke into the Matthews mansion. An electric blanket
keeps the body warm while Dale attends the opening of an art gallery exhibit. His young
protégée, art student Tracy O'Connor, stays at the mansion and waits for the exact moment
when the security guard is scheduled to make his check. After removing the heated blanket,
she fires a shot and runs out the back way. The guard rushes in to find a body that's still
warm. Dale, who is dropping bon mots at the gallery, has the perfect alibi.
When the police start piecing together what happened, several details bother Lieutenant
Columbo. How did the crooks beat the alarm system? He suspects that they had somebody on
the inside. Secondly, the security officer heard the sound of high-heels running in the distance.
A woman was involved.
Finally, the pattern of the robbery doesn't make any sense. At first, in the hall entrance, the
thieves nabbed paintings of lesser value. In the murder room, during what had to be seconds
before the killing, the crooks suddenly got smart and selected two valuable Degas pastels.
Dale realizes that he staged the break-in badly. And he sees that Columbo won't be easily
shaken.
Columbo's theory is that Dale had someone murder his uncle so he could inherit the art
collection. The detective is stunned when lawyer Frank Simpson reads Matthews' will. The
art treasures have been left to the murdered man's sweet but slightly scattered ex-wife, Edna.
Maybe Dale didn't know about the changes, Columbo suggests. Ah, the art critic knew two
weeks before the killing. He has a letter from his uncle to prove it.
Dale's plan is much more sinister than Columbo suspected. He shot his uncle and he now
intends to frame Edna for the killing. Tracy threw the murder weapon in Edna's backyard,
which is walking distance from her former husband's mansion. Dale will nail the case shut by
getting the stolen paintings from Tracy and planting them in Edna's house.
Once the paintings have been transferred to his car, Dale picks up a rock and kills Tracy.
Columbo is waiting back at the critic's house. He dropped by to look at a few art books.
Columbo notices that Dale is carrying a portfolio. He reaches to look at the paintings inside,
but Dale puts him off, claiming fatigue.
The murder weapon is found, and Dale feigns concern for his vulnerable aunt. Edna
couldn't kill anybody, he declares. To Dale's disgust, Columbo agrees with him. Edna is a
very fragile person, the
 lieutenant says. He doesn't want to push her too hard. He'd hate to make another mistake.
There will be no accusations until the case is airtight.
Edna tells Columbo that Randy had tired of the collection. She had convinced him to leave
the paintings to museums and universities. Such lovely works should belong to the people.
That's what led to the change in the will.
Dale suggests that Columbo search Edna's house. When he doesn't find anything, Edna can
be scratched off the list of suspects. Columbo doesn't see any need for it, so Dale convinces
Frank Simpson to go over the policeman's head. He claims it will protect Edna in the event
that the district attorney decides to prosecute the person with the best motive.
The police search Edna's house and find the paintings. They immediately start dusting for
fingerprints. Columbo tells Dale that he's still the primary suspect. Prove it, Dale demands.
We can, Columbo says, with fingerprints.
That won't do any good at all, Dale informs him. His fingerprints would be all over those
paintings.
No, not yours, Columbo says, "mine." He reminds Dale about that evening at his home,
when he walked in with the portfolio. Columbo wanted to see the paintings inside. He
grabbed for them. He touched them.
If Edna had stolen the paintings, how did Columbo's fingerprints get on them? Dale
screams entrapment. Columbo must have just touched them now. The detective slowly
removes his hands from the pockets of his raincoat. He's wearing gloves.

The first of several Columbo scripts written by Jackson Gillis, "Suitable for Framing"
compares very favorably to "Murder by the Book" and "Death Lends a Hand." These three
episodes are the creme de la creme of the first season.
A crafty writer, Gillis displayed particular cunning when crafting clever Columbo clues. It
was a gift that Falk, Levinson and Link greatly appreciated and admired.
"Boy, Jackson could come up with some wonderful clues," Bill Link exclaimed. "Dick and I
had been working on a clue using fingerprints. We just couldn't get it. We were hitting our
heads against the wall. Jackson came up with the idea of the policeman's fingerprints being
the pivotal clue. He really bailed Dick and me out on `Suitable for Framing.' We were ready
to kiss him.
"You see, most mystery writers get the ending first. You write back-ward. But in
Columbo, you had to start with an interesting villain and
a perfect crime. We rarely worked backward from the ending. They were very tough. When
Columbo got in trouble, it was usually a weak ending. Some are very good. Some are weak.
Because of Jackson, `Suitable for Framing' is one of the best endings."
Nobody pushed for good clues harder than Falk.
"The Columbo format made it difficult to turn out scripts," he said. "There are a limited
number of writers who can do this. There's a mind-set and a philosophy that make this type
of writing tricky. And another big problem is that television is always so frantic. My ideal
was to have five or six Columbo scripts on the shelf, sitting there. Why can't television have
it done in advance? Get them right before you start doing them.
"You have to be careful with Columbo. There are real clues and there are things that just
have the appearance of being clues. There are real clues that have a genuine ingenuity and a
real delight when the audience finds out what they are. The best kind of clue is the type where
the audience says, `Why didn't I think of that?' But at the same time, they're saying, `Gee,
that's clever.' Most clues are fake. They just manipulate. Real clues are hard to come by.
They're like hen's teeth. When you get one, the ending is a delicious surprise. It's enter-
taining, brilliant, unpredictable yet totally convincing and satisfying in every way. They're
rare."
Directed by television veteran Ely Averback, "Suitable for Framing" (the fourth pun title in
a row) also benefits from one of the strongest all-around casts ever assembled for a Columbo.
Vic Tayback, later Mel in the movie Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore and the CBS series
version (Alice), has some nice moments as avant-garde artist Sam Franklin (Falk has a
marvelous time in the scene where Columbo, thoroughly flustered and embarrassed by the
presence of a nude model, tries to question Franklin). Wonderful character actress Mary
Wickes has a cameo as Tracy O'Connor's gossipy landlady. Joan Shawlee, an Abbott and
Costello graduate who played Pickles on The Dick Van Dyke Show, plays flamboyant art
gallery owner Mitilda. Kim Hunter, an Academy Award winner for A Streetcar Named Desire,
makes an endearing Edna. Don Ameche, who would go on to overcome a ten-year career
slump and win an Oscar for Cocoon, (1985), is typically stalwart and dignified as Frank. And
Ross Martin, best known as Artemus Gordon on The Wild, Wild West, is still another worthy
addition to Columbo's rogues gallery. Thirty-two years before "Suit-able for Framing,"
twelve-year-old Peter Falk got his first taste of acting while attending summer camp in
upstate New York. His dramatics counselor was Ross Martin.
CASE #7: LADY IN WAITING
(originally aired December 15, 1971)

Written by STEVEN BOCHCO

(from a story by Barney Slater and Ted Leighton)
Directed by NORMAN LLOYD
Produced by EVERETT CHAMBERS
Executive producers: RICHARD LEVINSON AND WILLIAM LINK
Associate producer: ROBERT F. O'NEILL
Story editor: STEVEN BOCHCO
Music Score: BILLY GOLDENBERG
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: RUSSELL L. METTY, A.S.C.
Art director: ARCH BACON
Film editor: EDWARD M. ABROMS
Set decorations: RICHARD FRIEDMAN
Assistant director: RALPH FERRIN
Sound: DAVID H. MORIARTY
Unit manager: HENRY KLINE
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Costumes by BURTON MILLER
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ..................................................... PETER FALK
BETH CHADWICK .......................................... SUSAN CLARK
BRYCE CHADWICK .......................... RICHARD ANDERSON
PETER HAMILTON ...................................... LESLIE NIELSEN
MRS. CHADWICK .............................JESSIE ROYCE LANDIS
CHARLES .......................................................JOEL FLUELLEN
SECOND DETECTIVE ....................................RICHARD BULL
FIRST DETECTIVE ................................... GARRY WALBERG
HOSTESS ...............................................BARBARA RHOADES
HEARING OFFICER ........................................... JON LORMER
FRED ...............................................................FRANK BAXTER
WAITRESS ................................................ SUSAN BARRISTER

Synopsis—Family corporation chairman Bryce Chadwick has forbidden his mousy younger
sister, Beth, to marry dynamic and ambitious
company lawyer Peter Hamilton. Bryce believes that Peter is nothing but a fortune hunter.
There's nothing in Peter's background or character to justify this accusation. In fact, Bryce
agrees that the corporation's attorney is honest and dedicated. Bryce just can't accept the
notion that someone might be interested in Beth for reasons aside from her money. Since Beth
refuses to cut the affair off, he has taken matters into his own hands.
Bryce has sent a letter to Peter. It contains an ultimatum: leave Beth alone or submit your
resignation. Bryce is certain that his strategy will force Peter to reveal his true colors.
This interference, however, is not swallowed meekly by his sister. The letter is the last straw
for Beth, who was dominated by her father and is now similarly kept under thumb by her
brother.
While Bryce is asleep, Beth takes the house key from his key ring. The next day, she puts a
burned-out lightbulb in the outdoor lamp over the front door.
Her plan seems foolproof: The servants will be gone that night. Beth will be alone in the
house. Bryce will come home late. The front light won't work. He'll be unable to find his key.
He'll try to wake up Beth. She'll tell him to come in through the full-length sliding windows in
her bedroom. When he does, the burglar alarm will go off and she'll shoot him. Then she'll
replace the missing house key on his ring and throw the keys in a bush near the front door,
making it look as if Bryce had dropped them there. When the police arrive, Beth will tell them
that she had taken pills and was in a deep sleep. Bryce, she will claim, set off the alarm when
he came through the window. The alarm woke her up. Frightened and still very drowsy from
the pills, Beth will tell the police, she grabbed for the burglar gun she kept in her bedside
table. She fired, thinking Bryce was a thief—a case of accidental homicide. The police will
surmise that Bryce couldn't find his keys in the dark.
But things go slightly wrong that night. Beth didn't count on the spare key that Bryce keeps
in a hanging flower pot. While she is waiting for him to come through the window, Bryce
casually walks in her bedroom door. She fires.
Now Beth has to move fast. Peter, just back from a business trip, has read Bryce's letter and
is at the front gate. He hears the shots and sprints toward the house.
Beth moves the body near the window. She breaks a window to make it appear as if Bryce
had broken in. She sets off the alarm and puts the key back on his ring. She drops the key in
the bushes and pockets the bothersome spare. Peter, who was on his way over to have it out
with Bryce, arrives in time to call the police.
 It certainly looks like an accident, but Lieutenant Columbo is bothered by a few details.
There is a late edition newspaper found in the front hall. Where did it come from? A home
delivery boy would have brought an earlier edition. Peter says it isn't his. Beth says that she
was at home all day. Bryce supposedly came through the window and wasn't in that part of
the house.
Then there's the matter of Brace's shoes. If he marched around the house and climbed
through the window, they would have dewy grass and dirt on them.
What bothers Columbo most, though, is Beth's behavior. Over-night, she's been
transformed into a cool and confident business-woman. She quickly assumes command of the
family corporation. She gets a new hairstyle. She buys a new wardrobe.
Peter is somewhat dismayed by the "new" Beth. Never interested in her money, he always
did love her. Yet it's Peter who supplies the conclusive evidence against Beth. It's in his
testimony given at the inquest. He heard the shots. Then he started running. Then he heard
the alarm. If it happened the way Beth said, Peter would have heard the alarm first, then the
shots.

Once in a very great while, Columbo actually despised a murderer (see "A Stitch in
Crime," "An Exercise in Fatality" and "Murder Under Glass"). In these few instances,
beyond the challenges of the case, he greatly enjoyed snaring the sneering culprit.
Less infrequently, he genuinely felt sorry for someone pushed into such a dastardly act
(see "Any Old Port in a Storm," "Swan Song," "Forgotten Lady" and "The Bye-Bye Sky
High I.Q. Murder Case"). "Lady in Waiting" is the first entry in this category.
Although not among the finest of the first season episodes, "Lady in Waiting," like "Dead
Weight," overcomes standard mystery plotting through the strength of the performances.
Susan Clark, just starting her television career, elicits our sympathy for Beth Chadwick, a
victim of arrogance and chauvinism.
Clark would go on to win an Emmy for her work in the TV movie Babe and star in the
ABC series Webster. At the time, though, she was the least known of the guest murderers
hired for the 1971–72 season.
"I was under contract to Universal," Clark said, "and if they had told me to sweep the
floor, I would have done it. When that script came down, I knew it was a plum. It interested
me because it was the mouse that roared. You started off as one character and then became
another. It was fun to get into different looks and attitudes.
"Universal had something like fifteen hours of television on the air at that time. You felt
like you were on top of the world at that studio.
But nobody thought that Columbo was going to become a cult favorite. I knew I was lucky to
get the part, but it was just a job."
The actress, like most of the Columbo guest stars, has nothing but praise for Falk.
"Peter had a lot of energy," she said. "The show was ahead of its time in a lot of ways, so it
was very challenging. Peter loved improvisation. You had to be up to work with him. He
didn't compete, but he did test you. If you had it, then everything clicked."
Also contributing fine characterizations to the episode are Richard Anderson (later the boss
of both The Six Million Dollar Man and The Bionic Woman), Leslie Nielsen (in the first of two
Columbo appearances; interestingly, neither was as a murderer) and Jessie Royce Landis.
Echoing Mrs. Walters (Kate Reid) in "Dead Weight," Mrs. Chadwick tells Lieutenant
Columbo, "I must say, you hardly look the role."
Still, it's rather amazing that "Lady in Waiting" is any good at all. It was during the filming
of this episode that Falk waged his greatest battle with Universal. The studio had promised
the actor that he could direct a Columbo. Time was running out. This was the fifth of the
series' original six-show order. Now the studio executives were adopting the position that
Falk had been hired to act, not to direct. The star's reaction took Universal by surprise. He
walked off the studio lot and went home.
"That was very exciting," Clark remembered. "He made a point of coming up to me and
saying, `Nothing personal. I think you're a terrific actress, but we have this problem.' He
decided to make his contractual ploy right there, so we did what we could without him. They
had promised him that he could direct. He knew the writing on the wall. They had kept
putting him off. He wasn't born yesterday. He just said, `Let me know when you're ready to
talk."
In fact, Falk made a point of courteously explaining his position to the cast and crew.
"It was a delight working with Peter and Susan Clark," director Norman Lloyd recalled.
"One day, Peter came up to me and said, `Now, Norman, I don't want you to take this
personally, but I'm having trouble with my negotiations with the studio. I'm not going to be
around for a little while.'"
Levinson and Link were again caught in the middle. The producers had been maintaining a
tight and feverish schedule (Falk's departure for Broadway loomed closer and closer); now,
through no fault of their own, that careful program was disintegrating.
Falk was suspended. There were notes from his doctor, claiming that the actor was too sick
to work. There were threats of legal action. Falk would not budge.
 "There was this great contention between him and the studio over whether he was going to
direct, which created more pressures for us," Levinson said. "Falk shouldn't have won. It was a
first-year show. It would have been tough for him to have directed and be on screen so much.
And the show wasn't even on the air yet. But he held the studio hostage, and he did it before
we knew we had a hit. We said, If you want to let him direct, that's your business.' We wanted
to get back to work."
What caused Universal to fold? NBC was getting over its early uneasiness about Columbo.
Network executives were extremely pleased by the footage they were seeing. They were
mortified by the idea that there would he no Columbo in the fall. They even asked for a
seventh episode.
Falk had won. Universal told Levinson and Link to find a script for him to direct.
During the suspension period, the producers had hired an actor, dressed him in the raincoat
and filmed scenes from behind. The idea was that Falk would later dub in his voice. It wasn't
necessary, yet the measure gave the producers a chance to rib their star.
"When Dick Irving suspended Peter, we got the famous midget—a short guy who looked
like Peter from the back," Dick Levinson said. "When Peter came back, I told him, 'We had
problems while you were gone. We had to close down.' Peter asked why. I said, 'The midget
wants to direct.'"
Despite the delays, Lloyd delivered an atmospheric episode. He had been a producer and
director with Alfred Hitchcock's series, so it's not surprising that "Lady in Waiting" has several
Hitchcockian touches. Levinson and Link had once worked for producer Lloyd. Lloyd was
now working for producers Levinson and Link.
The "Lady in Waiting" war set the pattern for Falk's future skirmishes with the studio. The
actor would demand a bigger salary, higher budgets or longer shooting schedules. The studio
would fight. The star would wait them out and prevail.
During one of these confrontations, Sheinberg's replacement at Universal made an
interesting proposal to Levinson and Link.
"It looked like Peter was only going to do a couple of Columbos," Levinson said. "Frank
Price, the then-head of television here, came up with the idea of bookending with a Falk
Columbo at the beginning and a Falk Columbo at the end. And in the middle, he'd let four or
five other actors play the role. Art Carney as Columbo one week. Orson Welles as Columbo in
the next episode. He said, somewhat sardonically, 'It's like Hamlet. Let different actors try to
play it.'"
CASE # 8: SHORT FUSE

(originally aired January 19, 1972)

Written by JACKSON GILLIS
(from a story by Lester and Tina Pine and Jackson Gillis)
Directed by EDWARD M. ABROMS
Produced by RICHARD LEVINSON AND WILLIAM LINK
Associate Producer: ROBERT F. O'NEILL
Story editor: STEVEN BOCHCO
Music Score: GIL MELLÉ
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: HARRY WOLF, A.S.C.
Art director: ARCH BACON
Film editor: JOHN KAUFMAN, JR.
Set decorations: CHARLES S . THOMPSON
Assistant director: KEVIN DONNELLY
Sound: MELVIN M. METCALFE, SR.
Unit manager: HENRY KLINE
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Costumes by BURTON MILLER
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Special photographic effects by ALBERT WHITLOCK
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO .....................................................PETER FALK
ROGER STANFORD .............................RODDY MCDOWALL
DORIS BUCKNER ................................................IDA LUPINO
DAVID BUCKNER ......................................JAMES GREGORY
EVERETT LOGAN .................................. WILLIAM WINDOM
BETTY BISHOP ..............................................ANNE FRANCIS
SERGEANT .................................................. STEVE GRAVERS
MURPHY ................................................... LAWRENCE COOK
NANCY ....................................................... ROSALIND MILES
FARRELL ............................................................. LEW BROWN
POLICEMAN .............................................JASON WINGREEN
FERGUSON ...................................................EDDIE QUILLAN
PINSTRIPE ..................................................... STUART NISBET
GIRL ............................................................ANNETTE MOLEN
80 THE COLUMBO PHILE
PLAINCLOTHESMAN ........................... JIM NEUMARKER
MAN ......................................................... GEORGE SAWAYA

Synopsis—Boyish but brilliant research scientist Roger Stanford is upset by developments at

the Stanford Chemicals plant, a business started by his late father. His uncle, corporation
head David "D.L." Buckner, wants to force Roger out and sell the company.
To ensure Roger's cooperation, D.L. has had his nephew investigated. Spying has
uncovered some embarrassing stains on the irresponsible Roger's record: gambling, drugs,
car theft. It would be a shame if D. L.'s wife, Roger's doting aunt Doris, would see this report.
Doris, like Roger and company attorney Everett Logan, opposes the selling of Stanford
Chemicals. D.L. will suppress his findings if Roger uses his influence to change his aunt's
mind.
Rather than submit to blackmail, Roger uses his scientific genius to plot his uncle's
murder. He rigs a cigar box to explode seconds after the lid is opened. Spare cigars are
removed from the glove compartment of his uncle's car, and the box is placed with the rest of
the luggage prepared for a short trip. That night, on a dangerous mountain road near a resort,
an explosion kills D.L. and his chauffeur.
At the Buckners' home, Lieutenant Columbo learns that D.L. had used his car phone to
leave a message for Doris on their answering machine. They can hear D.L. opening his cigar
box.
As the tape continues, Columbo notices how agitated Roger has become. He keeps looking
at his watch. The message ends just seconds before the explosion, yet a sudden noise caused by
Columbo's stumble makes the young man jump in fright. Doris takes his nervousness for
concern.
It looks as if the bomb was in the cigar box. Roger has made sure that suspicion will fall on
Everett. Just when it looks as if the case is closed, Columbo announces that some startling
new evidence has been found. He rushes to the murder area with Roger and Everett.
Columbo is handed a package and they board a tram that will quickly get them to the resort
where Doris is waiting. What is the evidence? It is D.L.'s charred yet remarkably intact cigar
box.
This is good news, Columbo announces. It means that D.L. wasn't murdered. The
limousine's gas tank must have blown up, throwing the cigar box clear. To Roger's horror, the
police lieutenant opens the box.
Seconds go by. Roger's panic builds. In a frenzy, he grabs the box and searches for the tube
with the bomb. Columbo and Everett look
on knowingly. There is no bomb, of course. This is just a box taken from Everett's office.
Columbo has staged this scene to get Roger to incriminate himself.

Although not the last episode aired during the first season, "Short Fuse" was the last to be
filmed. And it's the least of the seven.
Levinson and Link had given "Short Fuse" to Edward Abroms to direct. It was their way of
saying thank you for the outstanding work he had done as film editor on Ransom for a Dead
Man, "Death Lends a Hand" and "Lady in Waiting." The fault does not fall on Abroms'
shoulders, however. There simply wasn't time to fashion a first-class mystery. This was the
seventh episode NBC asked for after the
production team had somehow managed to complete the original six-show order ahead of
schedule. Yes, with rookie producers at the helm, with the only star walking off, with the
artistic battles and the lack of good writers, Columbo had wrapped things up with time to
spare. Now the network was asking for just one more thing.
"The network was so pleased with what they were seeing that they wanted the seventh,"
Dick Levinson said. "We were furious. We didn't want to do another one. We had just done all
of those pictures in a very short time frame with no scripts ready."
So, "Short Fuse" was shot under even more hectic conditions than the other six.
"It's just not as strong as the others in the first season," Falk commented.
There was little time for the sharpening and polishing that Levinson, Link and Bochco
usually brought to a script. As a result, "Short Fuse" (first titled "Formula for Murder") is
badly paced. Scenes end abruptly, disturbing the delicate balance.
Yet there are some wonderful moments in the episode. Abroms' direction is at times very
clever and inventive. Borrowing a technique used in the Mystery Movie credits, he focuses in
and out of scenes: blur to sharp, sharp to blur. While hardly a new trick, it enhances the
episode (as nicely as Albert Whitlock's photographic effects) because McDowall's character is
also supposed to he an avid photographer.
And Abroms' splendid tram finale is a tense bit of claustrophobic suspense. It's a memorable
conclusion to one of the less memorable Columbo outings.
"Short Fuse" is given badly needed boosts by the typically strong performances of Windom
(Burt Gordon in Prescription: Murder) and McDowall.
Even though McDowall was in his early forties, the actor could still pass for a man in his
twenties. He brings a contagious enthusiasm to the role.
"He was evil as all get-out," McDowall said of Roger Stanford. "He was joyously evil. It was
appetizing to play. The role could only work if it was done on a high level of enjoyment. He
loved being this son of a hitch. And I loved working with Ida Lupino and Jimmy Gregory."
CASE # 9: BLUEPRINT FOR MURDER

(originally aired February 9, 1972)

Written by STEVEN B O C H C O
(from a story by William Kelley and Ted Leighton)
Directed by PETER FALK
Produced by RICHARD LEVINSON AND WILLIAM LINK
Associate producer: ROBERT F. O'NEILL
Story editor: STEVEN BOCHCO
Music Score: GIL MELLÉ
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: LLOYD AHERN, A.S.C.
Art director: ARCH BACON
Film editors: ROBERT L. KIMBLE, A.C.E. AND CHRIS KAESELAU
Set decorations: CHARLES S. THOMPSON
Assistant director: WILLIAM HOLE
Sound: ROGER A. PARISH
Unit manager: HENRY KLINE
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Costumes by BURTON MILLER
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO .....................................................PETER FALK
ELLIOT MARKHAM .................................. PATRICK O'NEAL
BEAU WILLIAMSON ............................... FORREST TUCKER
GOLDIE WILLIAMSON ......................................JANIS PAIGE
JENNIFER WILLIAMSON ......................... PAMELA AUSTIN
MISS SHERMAN .................................. BETTYE ACKERMAN
DR. MOSS .........................................................JOHN FIEDLER
CARL .............................................................JOHN FINNEGAN
GUARD ............................................................... NICK DENNIS
CLERK ....................................................... ROBERT GIBBONS
OFFICER WILSON ........................................ CLIFF CARNELL
WORKMAN ....................................................... JIMMY JOYCE

Synopsis—Flamboyant Texas tycoon Beau Williamson returns from a long trip abroad to learn
that brilliant architect Elliot Markham has
84 THE COLUMBO PHILE

persuaded his wife, young Jennifer Williamson, to fund a revolutionary multi-million-dollar

office complex: Williamson City. Beau is not touched (except in his wallet) by the honor. He
knows a hustler when he sees one.
A charming sophisticate, Elliot is using the naive Jennifer to get at Beau's money.
In a rage, Beau storms into Elliot's office and smashes the scale model of Williamson City.
He then drives out to the construction site and confronts the architect.
"Nobody puts a lasso around my money without my consent," Beau shouts at Elliot. There
won't be any money to build cities.
What would happen, Elliot wonders, if something unforeseen were to befall the
freewheeling millionaire? Don't get any big ideas, Beau answers. If he dies, the Williamson
fortune goes into trust. Jennifer gets a comfortable income, but not enough to fund anything
like Williamson City.
The devious architect sees a way out. Elliot goes out to Beau's horse farm and hides in the
industrialist's car. When Beau gets into the car, thinking he's alone, Elliot emerges from the
back and forces him at gunpoint into a nearby stable. After the door is closed, a shot is heard.
Elliot then drives Beau's car to the airport. Jennifer and friends will assume that the
unpredictable Texan just took off on one of his frequent globe-trotting expeditions. If Beau
isn't declared dead, Jennifer can spend his money in any manner she thinks fit.
There would be no trouble if it wasn't for Goldie, Beau's bawdy first wife. She's told the
police that he is dead. Why? Beau wouldn't have left town without calling her, she says.
There can be only one reason: he can't.
Although there is no real evidence of foul play, Lieutenant Columbo investigates.
Something bothers him about Beau's car. There are only country music tapes in the car.
Goldie and Jennifer both say that's all he listened to, yet the car radio is tuned to a classical
music station.
During a visit to Elliot's office, Columbo notices two things: the wrecked model of
Williamson City and that the architect likes classical music.
Columbo takes Goldie's claims even more seriously when he learns that Beau didn't show
up for an appointment with his heart specialist. The energy cell in his pacemaker needs
replacing.
While attending one of Elliot's university lectures, the police lieutenant is intrigued by
information about the pyramids of Egypt. The pharaohs would bury architects and workers in
the structure to make sure secrets died with them. Could Elliot have dumped Beau's
THE FIRST SEASON (1971—72) 85

body in a deep excavation on the construction site? Covered by tons of concrete and steel, it
would be in a perfect hiding place.
Columbo does some checking and discovers that a hole was filled the day after Beau
disappeared. If you're so sure, Elliot tells him, dig it up.
He does. To Columbo's embarrassment, there's nothing to be found. Elliot can't help
rubbing in the victory.
That night, Elliot drives to the stables and gets the body. Now he'll dump it into the
excavation. The police have already searched there.
But Columbo is waiting for him. He had to ask himself why Elliot kept trying to finesse
him into digging up that hole. He's not a stupid man. He'd never do it if Beau was really
buried there.
"It's just that music thing that bothered me," Columbo tells Elliot. "Carnegie Hall and
Nashville. They don't mix."

When Falk returned from his suspension, he was a hero to the actors at Universal and in
television. He had taken on the system and won. Levinson and Link, however, were not
feeling so kindly toward their star.
Having been helpless observers to the tug-of-war between star and studio, they were
feeling vengeful (their description). With wicked glee, they assigned Falk the most difficult
script to direct. Much of the action was set on a construction site, where incessant noise and
activity would make rehearsing and filming a maddening treadmill of frustration.
Interruptions would be constant as work crews went about their business.
"From the standpoint of difficulties, we gave him the worst one to direct," Levinson said.
Still, Falk surprised his producers. His preparations were impeccable. Despite a cold, he
spent long hours and weekends at the Century City location, planning shots and camera
angles.
"When he was directing, he called on Spielberg and [close friend John] Cassavetes for
advice," Levinson said. "That was one of the first examples of Spielberg helping another
director."
Levinson and Link would drive over to Century City so they could smile down on the
harried director. Falk would pause long enough to shake his fist at them.
Norman Lloyd also visited the location.
"Peter remained dedicated to quality," he recalled. "He had this dreadful excavation scene,
and he wanted twenty-five extras to make it look good. The studio would only give him
eight. He paid for the others out of his own pocket."
Levinson and Link had mixed reactions to the finished product.
 "Our feeling was that he did a good job directing, but not so good playing the character,"
Levinson said.
The producers believed that the drain of directing had slightly hurt his performance. They
detected a manic quality creeping into his usually low-key portrayal of Columbo.
Perhaps Falk agreed with them. He would gain greater and greater control over the series,
but the actor would never again direct a Columbo episode.
Actually, Levinson and Link may have been reading Falk's on-location agitations into the
characterization. On first viewing, the Columbo of "Blueprint for Murder" doesn't seem
noticeably different from the Columbo of "Suitable for Framing" and "Lady in Waiting."
Second, third and fourth screenings justify the verdict.
And if not in the same class as "Murder by the Book," "Death Lends a Hand" and "Suitable
for Framing," "Blueprint for Murder" is several cuts above "Dead Weight," "Short Fuse" and
"Lady in Waiting."
Indeed, "Blueprint for Murder" completely vindicates Falk's demand to direct. Forrest
Tucker blazes through his brief stint as a guest victim. Patrick O'Neal makes a wickedly
smooth murderer. And Columbo's delightful scenes with Goldie Williamson (Janis Paige)
sparkle with genuine affection.
Bochco remains quite fond of "Blueprint for Murder." "I got a big kick out of that one," he
said.
It was the most expensive of the seven initial episodes, but budget overruns could be
overlooked in the wake of NBC's enthusiasm for the series.
In the final scene, Columbo, having been warned by a doctor to quit smoking, starts to
light a cigar. Instead, he throws it away and gets in a waiting police car. No one knew if
Columbo would be back for a second season, so Levinson and Link probably wanted a
fitting finale—just in case.
Summing Up the
First Season
Seven Columbo episodes had been completed in about five months. Three were
outstanding. The other four were miles ahead of the mystery shows being produced for
network television.
As Falk's departure for New York approached, Levinson and Link noticed they were
getting along better and better with their star. They had battled their way to mutual
respect.
While Prisoner of Second Avenue was establishing itself as a hit of the Broadway
season, Columbo was being hailed as the jewel of the fall television season. With the
good lieutenant leading the way with regular finishes in the Nielsen ratings service's top-
ten shows, The NBC Mystery Movie became the fourteenth highest-rated series of the
1971–72 season.
But the ratings only tell part of the story. Columbo-mania was sweeping the country.
Comedians were latching on to Columbo's catchphrases. Cab drivers in New York were
yelling their Columbo impersonations at Falk. Backstage visitors at Prisoner were asking
about Columbo. Stage door mobs pleaded for autographs from Columbo.
By January of 1972, a rumor was making the rounds that the show wouldn't return for
a second season. Levinson and Link laughed it off. NBC, Universal and Falk were all
eager for more Columbos. The producers were at work on scripts for the 1972–73
season. Falk's Broadway contract would end in June, when Columbo was scheduled to go
back into production.
Levinson and Link, though, had decided against producing the second season. They
were tired of the demands made by a series. They wanted to get to work on a TV movie.
"In fact, we got so busy with That Certain Summer that we didn't have any time to
enjoy the success of Columbo," Dick Levinson said. "We had a blockbuster hit and we
wanted to wallow in it, but we were already deep into other projects. We were so glad to
get out of the series. The only regret was not having time to enjoy its success. "
There was one brief moment to wallow—May 6, 1972, the night of the National
Academy of Television Arts and Sciences' annual Emmy awards. Because of the rules
that year, Columbo was up against the
Masterpiece Theatre miniseries Elizabeth R in both the Outstanding Dramatic Series and the
Outstanding New Series categories. It lost to the British import each time.
Yet Falk won the Emmy for Outstanding Continued Performance by an Actor in a Leading
Role in a Dramatic Series. Edward Abroms picked up a statuette for Best Editing. And every
writer nominated in the Outstanding Achievement in Drama (Series) category was the author
of a Columbo episode.
"We all went to the awards together," Dick Levinson recalled. "Steve Bochco and his wife,
Jackson Gillis and his wife, Bill, who wasn't married at the time, and my wife and I all sat at
the same table. We were competing with each other. We were the nominees. Bill and I thought
Bochco was going to get it. We thought `Murder by the Book' was the best of the first season
and it would win the Emmy, so we made a deal. The winners had to take the losers for an
enormously expensive lunch. We figured we'd get a good lunch out of it. And we won [for
'Death Lends a Hand'], so we had to take them to lunch.
"My wife was applauding madly until she realized that Steve and Jackson had lost. Of
course, I don't feel sorry for Steve Bochco. He's only won about a thousand Emmys."
Actually, Bochco would walk away from Columbo with something much more precious
than an Emmy—experience.
"We wrote or rewrote just about every show of the first season," Levinson said. "We had to
be careful. In one episode, somebody had Columbo giving his address. We cut it out. Another
writer gave him a first name. We cut it out. Steve was great at character, but he didn't know
structure. He says he learned a great deal about elaborate structuring, which served him well
when he did Hill Street Blues."
Yes, Bochco says almost exactly that: "I was so young. It was a formative process for me.
Levinson and Link were enormously helpful in showing me how to structure a show. I was no
fool. These guys are geniuses. I was twenty-six and I was functioning in a perfect environ-
ment. I was observing Bill and Dick as producers. I was getting a massive amount of input.
Up to that point, it was the best work experience I'd had in my life. Dick Levinson remained
one of my closest friends. I considered him one of my earliest and most influential mentors.
"I think they took me on because they needed a body. The title of story editor was a
misnomer. I was a writer. I wrote my fingers off. Bill and Dick were looking over my
shoulder all the way. I had never done anything like that before. Professionally, Columbo put
me on the map. I remember with clarity the disappointment when I didn't win the Emmy, but I
also remember being pleased for Bill and Dick."
THE FIRST SEASON (1971—72) 89
Bochco learned one other thing from Levinson and Link—something he would remember
when launching such innovative series as Hill Street Blues and L. A. Law.
"I watched them fighting for what they believed in," he said. "At the beginning, NBC had
enormous problems with the show. There was always pressure to get Peter on earlier. They
couldn't stand it that the people saw the crime right up front. I saw Bill and Dick go to war for
what they believed the show should be."
When Falk returned to Universal after leaving Broadway, Levinson and Link told him that
they wouldn't be producing the second season of Columbo. The actor was upset. He asked
them to continue. The partners were caught off guard. Remember the fights and the intrigue?
Why did he want them back?
"Because now I trust you," Falk said.
"It took a year to earn his trust and a monster hit," Levinson said.
PART III

THE SECOND
SEASON
(1972-73)
"That's my specialty, you know—homicide."
-LIEUTENANT COLUMBO
"Etude in Black" (1972)
The Return of the
Raincoat
Before leaving to pursue other projects, Levinson, Link and Bochco prepared scripts and
established some of the early groundwork for a second season of Columbo. The producing
duties were put in the able hands of Dean Hargrove, the man who had written and produced
Ransom for a Dead Man.
Hargrove was a wise and obvious choice to take over for Levinson and Link. He was
already well acquainted with the character and, more importantly, Falk trusted him.
Trust was a very prominent word in the Columbo star's vocabulary. Falk was mistrustful of
networks and studios, so he needed individuals he could rely on to deliver the quality he
demanded. There would always be a producer, writer and/or story editor who had his confi-
dence.
Falk had learned to trust Levinson, Link and Bochco. Their places would be taken, in
various stages of succession, by Hargrove, Peter S. Fischer, Roland Kibbee, Edward K.
Dodds, Everett Chambers, Jack-son Gillis and, finally, by the actor's old friend from the
Trials of O'Brien days, Richard Alan Simmons.
Most of these men were writers. Considering how much Falk appreciated a strong script,
that isn't surprising.
Not only was Hargrove a writer and producer with Columbo experience, he was a
Universal veteran who enjoyed the challenges of producing. Columbo had been a debilitating
trial for Levinson and Link. Hargrove found it much smoother sailing.
"It wasn't at all frustrating for me," he said. "There were always changes to be made and
every script was rewritten to some extent, but I don't recall any serious clashes with Peter
over material. Peter is a very idiosyncratic actor, so where he was difficult was time. Produc-
tion was slowed down. But the proof is in the performance. The show was so successful that
the studio swallowed the time and budget overruns."
Hargrove was in a position to see a trend develop that few others ever noticed or admitted
to noticing.
"A lot of people started blaming their own failings on Peter," he said. "If things weren't
going right, they'd say, `Well, we have a diffi-
cult star.' Peter got a lot of bad raps for things he didn't deserve. He never said anything
about that."
And if the sailing was a bit smoother during the second season, Hargrove knew it was
because the route had been charted by Levinson and Link.
"The first year is always the most difficult," he explained. "I had the benefit of coming in
after they had established the show. Columbo was a very popular show, so it was very helpful
to my career. And it was a great experience."
Each of the remaining thirty-six Columbo episodes would carry the credit line, "Created by
Richard Levinson and William Link." The team's official involvement with the series,
however, was over. Still, they would keep a careful eye on the programs and continue to
serve as unofficial, unbilled creative consultants. Well, not exactly creative consultants—
more like ombudsmen.
"We had styled it, so Falk continued to call on us," Levinson said. "We would have lunch
at the Universal commissary after every one of the new shows aired. And we'd discuss them.
We didn't always agree with the people who came after us. In later years, other cops were
deferential to Columbo. We hated that. I said, `Never play him with subordinates. Always
play him with superiors.' We also disagreed with too many close-ups."
Although the Columbo style was indeed set, changes were in store for the second season.
Overjoyed with the popularity of its Mystery Movie slate, NBC moved the
Columbo/McCloud/McMillan and Wife wheel to 8:30 P.m. Sundays for the 1972–73 season.
A fourth detective, Richard Boone as Hec Ramsey, was added to the mix, but of Hec never
quite caught on with the viewers. He lasted two seasons.
With The NBC Sunday Mystery Movie a sure winner for the season, the network filled the
vacated Wednesday time slot with another Universal mystery package, The Wednesday
Mystery Movie. This wheel consisted of George Peppard as Banacek, Richard Widmark as
Madigan and James Farentino in Cool Million.
In fact, largely due to the influence of Columbo, there were character cops running all
around prime time by the fall of 1973: Banyon, Cannon, Barnaby Jones, The Magician,
Shaft, The New Adventures of Perry Mason, Toma, Griff, Hawkins, Tenafly, The Snoop
Sisters and Kojak.
"Columbo ushered in the era of the character cop," Levinson said. "Columbo was the
shabby man in elegant surroundings. Kojak was the elegant man in shabby surroundings.
Columbo's cigar became Kojak's lollipop."
The Wednesday Mystery Movie didn't duplicate the original wheel's
success, but a word about Banacek. Peppard's series may have had the most intricate and
baffling mysteries of any detective show on television. Yet that's only half of the equation.
Long on plotting, Banacek came up a little short on character. Thomas Banacek was a likable
enough fellow. He just didn't have Columbo's enduring appeal. Several seasons later, Tom
Selleck's long-running Magnum, P.I. would reverse the formula. While the stories were
nothing to write home about, Thomas Magnum had charm to spare. The moral: It's better to
have a strong character than strong writing when you want to last on commercial television.
Columbo was blessed with both.
Television lives by another rule: If it works, steal it. So it was hardly shocking when ABC
launched its own mystery wheel in 1972. The Men—Robert Conrad in Assignment Vienna,
Laurence Luckinbill in The Delphi Bureau and James Wainwright in Jigsaw—flopped after
one season. The moral: The Copy is rarely as sharp as The Original.
NBC had nervously suggested changes before Columbo had reached the air. Now that the
series was a hit, the network pushed through a demand that would haunt the show.
NBC reasoned that if Columbo was a hit at ninety minutes, it would be an even bigger hit at
two hours. Columbo spent the rest of its existence bouncing between the two running times.
This wasn't the total creative "disaster" that Levinson and Link describe in Stay Tuned, but it
was an unfortunate mistake.
The consensus is that Columbo worked best as a ninety-minute show.
"Against all of our advice," Dick Levinson said, "they pushed the show to two hours. They
did it for financial reasons. You could charge more for more commercials. That part of it made
good business sense, especially with an expensive show. It was easier to justify going over
budgets. But the show was bloated at two hours. It was too long for this show to hold."
Link, Bochco, Hargrove and Falk agreed with him.
"Columbo was crisp at ninety minutes," Bochco said. "It worked best at ninety minutes. At
two hours, it was a bit indulgent and inflated."
"I always thought they were too long at two hours," Hargrove commented. "Columbo was
difficult enough to sustain over ninety minutes without having to add thirty minutes."
Still, even though Columbo was a natural ninety-minute series, the two-hour experiments
were not all failures. After all, Hargrove had demonstrated in Ransom for a Dead Man that the
format could be sustained over two hours. And some of the longer Columbo episodes, certainly
"Any Old Port" and "Troubled Waters," rank with the series' best efforts.
 But the point remains that Columbo was as innately a ninety-minute show as The Twilight
Zone was a thirty-minute show. When Rod Serling's classic fantasy series ballooned to sixty
minutes for its brief fourth season in 1963, there were a few outstanding scripts, but most
seemed padded and a bit forced. The same judgment applies to Columbo at two hours: some
gems, most burdened with unnecessary baggage.
"Some of the two-hour shows are all right," Falk said. "As a rule, you were safer at ninety
minutes. You can tell the story better in ninety minutes."
For his part, Falk was overjoyed to be back playing a character he had truly grown to love.
The actor was as eager to return to Columbo as viewers were for more episodes.
Between the Emmy ceremonies and the fall 1972 start of the second season, Falk made
perhaps the most memorable of his many outrageous visits to Johnny Carson's Tonight Show.
Carson repeatedly asked him about his rather humorous acceptance speech at the Emmys.
Falk kept dutifully answering questions that the Tonight Show host never posed.
What about the Emmy speech? Falk told about the change in time slots. What about the
Emmy speech? Falk told about the plot of the first new episode. What about the Emmy
speech? Falk told about the jump from ninety minutes to two hours.
Finally, Carson asked a question about Columbo. "Oh, look, John," Falk deadpanned, "I
don't want to plug the show."
Carson would have his revenge by doing a wickedly funny Mighty Carson Art Players
spoof of Columbo. Each time the criminals in the skit thought they were rid of the pesky
police lieutenant, he (Carson in wig and raincoat) would show up in a filing cabinet, closet or
fire-place to ask just one more thing.
About ten years later, Peter Scolari would do a similar Columbo turn for an episode of
ABC's Bosom Buddies. Falk had made Columbo part of our collective pop-culture
consciousness.
CASE # 10: ETUDE IN BLACK

(originally aired September 17, 1972)

Written by STEVEN BOCHCO
(from a story by Richard Levinson and William Link)
Directed by NICHOLAS COLASANTO
Produced by DEAN HARGROVE
Associate producer: EDWARD K. DODDS
Executive story consultant: JACKSON GILLIS
Music Score: DICK DE BENEDICTIS
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of Photography: HARRY WOLF, A.S.C.
Art director: ARCH BACON
Film editor: BUDD SMALL
Set decorations: JOHN MCCARTHY
Assistant director: BRAD ARONSON
Sound: EDWIN S. HALL
Unit manager: HENRY KLINE
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Special photographic effects by ALBERT WHITLOCK
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO .....................................................PETER FALK
MAESTRO ALEX BENEDICT ............... JOHN CASSAVETES
JANICE BENEDICT ................................... BLYTHE DANNER
LIZZI FIELDING ................................................. MYRNA LOY
JENIFER WELLES ................................ ANJANETTE COMER
PAUL RIFKIN ....................................................JAMES OLSON
BILLY .........................................................JAMES MCEACHIN
MIKE ALEXANDER ...........................................DON KNIGHT
THE HOUSE BOY ............................................... PAT MORITA
SAM .............................................................MICHAEL PATAKI
DR. BENSON .................................................... MICHAEL FOX
AURDREY ........................................................ DAWN FRAME
DURKEE ............................................ CHARLES MACAULAY
98 THE COLUMBO PHILE
EVERETT ................................................. GEORGE GAYNES
TV DIRECTOR .............................. WALLACE CHADWELL

Synopsis—Young and talented concert pianist Jenifer Welles is threatening to go public with
details of her affair with brilliant symphony orchestra conductor Alex Benedict. Since Alex's
strong-willed mother-in-law, Lizzi Fielding, is the chairman of the symphony board, he
cannot risk the scandal.
Alex leaves his expensive foreign car at a garage and has his wife, Janice, drive him to the
nearby Hollywood Bowl, where he is to conduct a young people's concert that night. While
everyone believes that the maestro is taking a usual pre-performance nap in his dressing
room, he is actually sneaking off the premises and to the garage. Already dressed in his
tuxedo, Alex gets to his car (through the garage's bathroom window left open during his
earlier visit), leaves unnoticed and drives to Jenifer Welles' apartment.
He asks her to play something by Chopin. When Jenifer's back is turned, Alex picks up a
heavy ashtray and wraps it in a towel. He knocks his mistress unconscious and drags the
body into the kitchen. He makes it appear as if she committed suicide, falling and striking her
head when fumes from the gas oven overcame her. But the conductor doesn't notice that the
flower he always wears in his lapel has fallen under the piano.
That night, when Jenifer fails to show up for the concert, Alex pretends to be in one of his
typical fiery rages. He picks up the phone and angrily tries to call her. Janice notices that her
husband knows the number by heart.
It certainly looks like suicide to the police, especially when they find the note Alex left in
her typewriter: "I'm sorry for the trouble I'm causing, but life for me is no longer worth
living." It was typed on Jenifer's personal stationery.
Jenifer's former lover, symphony musician Paul Rifkin, can't believe that this vibrant,
beautiful woman could commit suicide. Lieutenant Columbo agrees with him. As usual, little
things bother him.
Why would someone with everything to live for take her own life? Why didn't she save
her pet cockatoo, Chopin? And the bump on the head is pretty severe. Somebody could have
hit her.
Alex shows up to answer some routine questions. Picking up the lost boutonniere, he
makes as if it just fell off his lapel. Facing television reporters as he leaves the house, the
conductor is certain that he's removed the only piece of incriminating evidence.
THE SECOND SEASON (1972-73) 99
Paul tells Columbo that Jenifer broke off their romance because she had started seeing a
powerful man whose identity had to be kept secret. The police lieutenant suspects Alex.
First there's the matter of the maestro's car. The mechanic says that there was nothing really
wrong with it, and the odometer showed an unexplainable nine extra miles on the morning
after Jenifer's death. Nine miles is, of course, the exact distance of a round trip from the
garage to Jenifer's apartment.
Then there's the suicide note. The police haven't removed the note from the typewriter in
which it was found. But trying to type over an individual letter by striking the same key,
Columbo notices that the letter he's typed doesn't match the existing print. It means that
somebody typed the suicide note, took it out of the machine and then rolled it back in. Why
would someone about to take her own life do that?
All of this is very interesting, as Alex points out, but it doesn't prove anything. Columbo
gets his proof when he learns that the young people's concert was taped by the local public
television station.
The tape shows that there is no flower in Alex's lapel during the concert. Where is it? It
fell off, Alex says. But you picked up a flower at Jenifer's apartment on the night of the
murder, Columbo reminds him.
Caught, Alex tries to bluff his way out. He says he didn't pick up a flower at Jenifer's
apartment. He says it's only Columbo's word against his.
Columbo shows him a second piece of film—news footage of Alex leaving Jenifer's
apartment on the night of the murder. There's a flower on his lapel, plain as day. Where did
it come from? When Janice refuses to lie for him, Alex acknowledges that he's been trapped
by "a great detective."

Even though it contains one of the series' best clues and finest guest murderers, "Etude in
Black" is the first and most grievous example of an episode damaged by the two-hour
running time.
"I like 'Etude in Black,' with an asterisk," said author Steven Bochco. "I wrote a ninety-
minute version and it got me an Emmy nomination. They made Dean Hargrove rewrite it,
expanding it to two hours. That hurt it."
Levinson concurred: "It was done as a ninety-minute show. That version was shown in
Canada, and it was a hundred times better than the two-hour one."
"The ninety-minute version was sharply paced," Hargrove explained. "Adding thirty
minutes was to the detriment."
 Unfortunately, it's the two-hour version that remains in syndication. Obviously protracted,
it reduces the effectiveness of Bochco's tautly written script and the sterling direction of
Nicholas Colasanto (who would later endear himself to viewers as the foggy Coach on NBC's
Cheers).
Still, "Etude in Black" emerges as one of the two best episodes of the second season. And
that's hardly damning it with faint praise. As Bochco pointed out, "It was still a terrific show.
I don't think the quality dipped at all when Dean took it over."
The episode gave Falk the opportunity to play opposite one of his closest friends, John
Cassavetes. In 1970, director Cassavetes had made a feature film titled Husbands, which
starred actor Cassavetes and his buddies Falk and Ben Gazzara. In 1974, director Cassavetes
made a feature film titled A Woman Under the Influence, which starred his wife, Gena
Rowlands, and Peter Falk. Both Gazzara and Rowlands would be involved with future
episodes of Columbo.
But Cassavetes' appearance in "Etude in Black" goes beyond mere buddy casting. At this
point in his career, the actor/director wasn't doing much episodic television and the series was
fortunate to get him. He made a delicious counterpart to Falk, heightening the tension of the
verbal chess match. Their scenes play on a level of high enjoyment.
Always ready to savor a good clue, Falk was delighted with the flower ploy concocted for
"Etude in Black." Certainly Hargrove remembered it when he delivered the pilot TV movie
of his lawyer/ mystery series, Matlock, to NBC in 1986. The pivotal clue, presented in a
courtroom scene, was remarkably similar.
"Yes, it was the same device," Hargrove admitted. "Good clues are hard to come by, and
those kinds of devices are constantly being reused."
"Well," Levinson sighed, "you can't copyright a clue."
By 1986, Columbo had become something of a yardstick for television mysteries. The
advertisements for Matlock carried the line, "Not since Columbo has catching a killer been
this clever!"

FOOTNOTE # 4 : Dog

"Etude in Black" also deserves a special place in Columbo lore because it marks the debut of
Dog, Columbo's pet basset hound. Dog had his origins in NBC's persistent demands for
another continuing character.
Weary of the badgering, Levinson and Link merrily decided to comply with the network's
wishes. They talked to Bochco, who was writing the opening episode of the second season.
"The network wanted a young cop to be his sidekick," Levinson recalled. "Bill, Bochco
and I said, `Let's give him a dog.' It was just a contemptuous swipe at the network."
Echoing his reaction to the car idea, Falk resisted the idea of a dog. This really was too
much.
"Nick Colasanto loved the idea," Falk said. "My reaction was, he has the coat, the cigar,
the car, the wife. That's enough. He doesn't need anything more. Nick said, 'Can I show you
the dog?' I said, 'Well, if you want to, Nick, but I tell you, I'm against it.' Then he brought in
the dog. I said, 'You're right. That's Columbo's dog.' There was no name you could give this
hound—just Dog."
Magnificently lethargic and so ugly that he was cute, Dog would only bark and run at the
worst possible times.
According to the "Etude in Black" script, Columbo found Dog at the pound and decided to
adopt him. He spends much of the episode trying to come up with a name for him.
"I was thinking of watching him and giving him a name to fit something he did," Columbo
tells the veterinarian, "but all he does is sleep and drool. This dog needs a name that will
give him some stature. He needs all the help he can get."
Dog hardly became a regular character, but he does make splendid appearances in such
episodes as "Forgotten Lady," "Playback," "Now You See Him," "Try and Catch Me" and
"Make Me a Perfect Murder." We learn that Dog enjoys ice cream, watching television and
swimming in a neighbor's pool (a vision mercifully left to our imaginations).
The original Dog, Levinson and Link relate in their book Stay Tuned, died and was
replaced by an equally passive pooch. Because of the almost inert nature of the role, they
write, the change went unnoticed.
Yet the new dog did create some problems for Falk.
"The second dog was much younger than the original," the two-legged actor said. "So they
had to put makeup on the second dog to make him look older. Now I'm no time at all in
makeup- one, two, three and I'm ready to start shooting. I'd go in early in the morning. I'm
sitting in one makeup chair, and they're making up the dog right next to me. I'm out in no
time and waiting to start because the dog is still in makeup."
CASE # 11: THE GREENHOUSE JUNGLE

(originally aired October 15, 1972)

Written by JONATHAN LATIMER

Directed by BORIS SAGAL
Produced by DEAN HARGROVE
Associate producer: EDWARD K. DODDS
Executive story consultant: JACKSON GILLIS
Music Score: OLIVER NELSON
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: HARRY WOLF, A.S.C.
Art director: ARCH BACON
Film editor: SAM E. WAKMAN, A.C.E.
Set decorations: JOHN MCCARTHY
Assistant director: FOSTER H. PHINNEY
Sound: EDWIN S. HALL
Unit manager: HENRY KLINE
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO .....................................................PETER FALK
JARVIS GOODLAND ......................................RAY MILLAND
TONY GOODLAND ........................... BRADFORD DILLMAN
SERGEANT FREDERIC WILSON ........................ BOB DISHY
CATHY GOODLAND ....................................SANDRA SMITH
GLORIA WEST ........................................... ARLENE MARTEL
KEN NICHOLAS .......................................... WILLIAM SMITH
GROVER ......................................................ROBERT KARNES
DRIVER .......................................................... MILTON FROME
WOMAN .......................................................... PEGGY MONDO
OFFICER ....................................................... RICHARD ANNIS
SOUND MAN ...............................................LARRY WATSON

Synopsis—Young Tony Goodland is desperate to win back his unfaithful wife, Cathy. Money is
the key to her heart, but Tony's com-
fortable income isn't enough to keep Cathy from stepping out with muscular, well-tanned
skiing instructors.
Acidic Jarvis Goodland proposes a way out of Tony's problems. Jarvis, a collector and
grower of rare orchids, is the co-administrator of a huge trust fund set up for his nephew. The
money can only be touched under extraordinary circumstances. Prompted by his uncle, Tony
agrees to fake his own kidnapping.
Jarvis calls Cathy and says he's a mobster warning Tony about paying gambling debts.
That night, Jarvis and Tony go to an isolated road running along a canyon. They fire a shot
into Tony's Jaguar, making it look as if he were forced off the road and abducted. They then
push the car into the canyon.
A note arrives demanding $300,000 in ransom money. Lieutenant Columbo has been called
in on the case. He has an assistant--super-efficient, eager-to-please Sergeant Freddy Wilson.
A straight-A graduate of the academy, Wilson is up on all the latest technology and
crimefighting techniques. Columbo is resistant to the idea until Wilson tells him that Captain
Ritchie says he's "fast becoming a legend in the department."
The only way for Jarvis to raise so much money is to break Tony's trust fund. He does so,
and, at a rendezvous point, he hands the money over to the "kidnapper" (Tony in a stocking
mask).
Later, Jarvis double-crosses Tony and shoots him with the same .32 caliber pistol he used to
fire at the Jaguar. This was his plan all along. Jarvis needs money to support his expensive
hobby. Tony unwittingly helped his uncle set up a seemingly perfect alibi.
Columbo has his doubts about the case. The path of the bullet found in the car would have
passed through the driver. And the skid marks indicate that a bigger, heavier car was chasing
the Jaguar. How could it overtake Tony's faster and lighter automobile?
Columbo's suspicions seem justified when Tony's close friend, Gloria West, tells him that
the murdered man had been confident of having enough money to win his wife back.
Checking out the people connected with the case, Columbo learns that Jarvis once scared
off intruders with a .32 pistol, the type of gun used to kill Tony. Jarvis pretends that he can't
find the gun.
Knowing that a ballistic test will prove that his .32 fired the fatal shot, Jarvis takes his
pistol and plants it in Cathy's house. He takes the .32 she keeps for protection and tells
Sergeant Wilson that this is the gun Columbo was asking about. Jarvis then makes veiled
comments about Cathy, leading the zealous Wilson to demand a search of her home.
They find the murder weapon, of course, but Columbo is busy in
Jarvis Goodland's greenhouse. Jarvis had said that when he fired at the intruders with his .32,
he only hit a mound of dirt. Columbo has been searching that mound with a metal detector.
He has found a bullet.
He now has a nice collection of three bullets. The first was pried from the seat in Tony's
car. The second was taken from his body. The third is from the mound of dirt. All three were
fired by the same gun.

One of two Columbo episodes directed by the talented Boris Sagal, "The Greenhouse
Jungle" is nicely plotted but a bit choppy. Ray Milland, so effective as Arthur Kennicut in
the previous season's "Death Lends a Hand," is surprisingly less memorable as a murderer.
There were marvelous subtleties in his portrayal of Kennicut. His Jarvis Goodland, however,
is more heavy-handed. He delivers his lines in a persistent bellow that becomes increasingly
tiresome.
Falk's performance, though, is a delight. Some actors grow weary of playing the same role
week in and week out. By the time "The Greenhouse Jungle" was shot, Falk had already
completed the equivalent of ten movies as Columbo, yet the character seems fresher than
ever.
Levinson and Link worried about Columbo wearing out his welcome. The formula was too
stylized, they argued, and the repetition could lead to self-parody. What was once innovative
could soon become stale and predictable. On the other hand, they pointed out, some network
executives believe that audiences like predictability. The wise guys say that familiarity
breeds content.
What nobody could predict was Falk's continuing devotion to the character. He approached
the forty-fifth episode with the same enthusiasm and diligence that he brought to Prescription:
Murder. Each excursion in the raincoat was like a musician playing a different variation on
the same theme.
Every once in a while, the writers would like to toss a curve into the Columbo formula.
Jonathan Latimer, a mystery veteran whose credits include the 1942 version of Dashiell
Hammett's The Glass Key, makes the first experiment in "The Greenhouse Jungle." In the
previous ten mysteries, we see the murder committed before Columbo makes his entrance. In
Latimer's script, although we wait the usual length of time to see our hero, the lieutenant
makes his first appearance before the murder is actually committed. This nice twist is played
so smoothly that we hardly notice the change of pattern.
Adding to the fun of "The Greenhouse Jungle" is Bob Dishy as Sergeant Freddy Wilson.
Dishy was one of Falk's "old, old friends," and the fun they had on the set is quite apparent
on the screen. More
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than three years later, the actor would revive his Wilson role with equally entertaining
results.
Oddly enough, Freddy Wilson was just the type of regular character that NBC wanted so
badly for Columbo. His presence in "The Green-house Jungle" would whet any network
executive's appetite. He then disappears and resurfaces three seasons later, driving frustrated
net-work types to dash their heads against the handiest walls.
CASE # 12: THE M O S T CRUCIAL GAME

(originally aired November 5, 1972)

Written by JOHN T. DUGAN
Directed by JEREMY KAGEN
Produced by DEAN HARGROVE
Associate producer: EDWARD K. DODDS
Executive story consultant: JACKSON GILLIS
M u s i c Score: DICK DE BENEDICTIS
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: HARRY WOLF, A.S.C.
Art director: ARCH BACON
Film editor: TERRY WILLIAMS
Set decorations: JOHN MCCARTHY
Assistant director: BRAD ARONSON
Sound: EDWIN S. HALL
Unit manager: HENRY KLINE
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
M u s i c supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ................................................... PETER FALK
PAUL HANLON ..............................................ROBERT CULP
ERIC WAGNER ..................................... DEAN STOCKWELL
EVE BABCOCK ........................................VALERIE HARPER
COACH LARRY RIZZO ...........................JAMES GREGORY
WALTER CANNELL ..................................... DEAN JAGGER
SHIRLEY WAGNER ..................................SUSAN HOWARD
RALPH DOBBS ................................................... VAL AVERY
LOS ANGELES ROCKETS ........... LOS ANGELES LAKERS
MISS JOHNSON .........................KATHRYN KELLY WIGET
MR. FREMONT ..........................................RICHARD STAHL
DEPUTY CORONER ......................................... DON KEEFER
PLAINCLOTHESMAN ............................... CLIFF CARNELL
BOX ATTENDANT JIMMY .......................... JOE RENTERIA
SERGEANT HERNANDEZ, L.A.P.D. ......... IVAN NARANJO
Synopsis—Paul Hanlon is the general manager of the lucrative Wagner sports empire, a
business that includes the Los Angeles Rockets football team. The greatest threat to his
power is posed by owner Eric Wagner, an irresponsible swinger who cares little about the
operation.
It is a Sunday afternoon and the Rockets have a home game. Paul believes he can murder
Eric and set up a perfect alibi.
Sitting in his private luxury box at the stadium, Paul telephones down to the locker room
and starts an argument with head coach Larry Rizzo. He demands that the coach come up to
see him at halftime.
When the game starts, Paul calls Eric, reminding the young playboy that they're flying to
Montreal that night to look at a hockey team. Eric was asleep, groggy from the previous
evening's festivities. Paul tells him to take a few laps in the pool.
The crafty general manager then dresses himself as an ice cream vendor and uses one of
the Ding-a-ling trucks to drive to the Wagner house. Before getting there, Paul stops and
calls Eric from a phone booth. He uses a portable radio to make Eric think he's still in his
private box. Eric tells Paul that he's in the pool.
Arriving at the Wagner house, Paul takes a large chunk of ice from the truck's storage
section. He approaches the pool and knocks Eric unconscious with the ice. Eric floats face
down in the pool. The murder weapon will soon melt away, and the police will think Eric
bumped his head while diving. Before leaving, Paul uses a hose to wash away his muddy
footprints from around the pool. He gets back to his box in time to meet Larry Rizzo at
halftime.
Lieutenant Columbo notices water around the pool. The coroner suggests that this splashed
out while Eric was diving. But there's no chlorine in the water on the deck. It's fresh water
from the hose. Where did it come from?
After hearing the Wagner family lawyer, Walter Cannell, make angry comments about
Paul's ambitions, Columbo suspects that the general manager was involved in some way with
Eric's death. But Paul was in his private box at the stadium. The lieutenant has to find a way
to break Paul's alibi.
Columbo believes he's on the right track when his surveillance team nabs a private
detective, Ralph Dobbs, breaking into the Wagner house. He's trying to remove bugging
devices placed in the home telephones. Who hired him? Columbo is shocked to discover it
was Cannell, who doesn't trust Paul. The detective's taped conversations
108 THE COLUMBO PHILE

include Paul's Sunday exchanges with Eric. They substantiate his alibi.
An interview with prostitute Eve Babcock, an operative for Ralph Dobbs, shows Columbo
where he went wrong. Paul knew about the bugs. He knew the detective's tapes would help
him.
Again and again, Columbo listens to the tapes, trying to hear a sound that shouldn't be
heard. Then it hits him. He hasn't been listening for a sound that should be on the tape and
isn't—the chiming clock in Paul's office.

Even though Robert Culp is acknowledged as one of the best Columbo murderers, "The
Most Crucial Game" is one of the series' weakest entries. The strong cast—Culp, Dean
Stockwell, Valerie Harper, James Gregory, Dean Jagger, Val Avery—can't overcome the
script's sloppy nature.
In the previous episodes, Columbo always had a strong reason for suspecting the murderer.
In Prescription: Murder, Ray Fleming didn't call out to his wife after coming home from a
long trip. In "Murder by the Book," it was that Ken Franklin didn't fly home after hearing of
his partner's disappearance. In "Lady in Waiting," it was the presence of a late edition
newspaper in the house. As Falk said, "It couldn't be magic. Columbo had to have reason to
suspect the murderer."
In "The Most Crucial Game," however, both the clues involving Paul Hanlon and the
motive for murder are weak. And at the end, although Columbo has cleverly managed to
break Paul's alibi, he's still a long way from proving that Paul is the murderer. There's no
weapon. There are no witnesses. There's only solid proof that Paul was away from his box
when he made the second phone call to Eric. Okay, that doesn't look good, yet it's not enough
to make a district attorney move.
By the second season of Columbo, several scribes and viewers had criticized the series on
the grounds that the lieutenant's cases often relied on entrapment and circumstantial
evidence. Some of his findings, they claimed, wouldn't stand up in a court of law.
"The Most Crucial Game" seems an odd place to take a stand against these indictments, but
the fact remains that such detractors completely missed the point. Columbo never was meant
to be a realistic depiction of a Los Angeles police lieutenant's career. Columbo is escapist
fantasy where good persists and eventually triumphs over evil. It is a puzzle—a game of
wits. Catching the villain is what's important, not whether the writers play along with the
rules of reality.
Columbo is a state of mind. He has no real-life counterpart in the Los Angeles Police
Department. Levinson and Link point out in Stay
Tuned that they deliberately avoided the mundane and gritty duties a policeman faces.
Columbo would not be running down city alleys or participating in drug busts. He would not
be asked to solve street murders or engage in shoot-outs.
Columbo was the American equivalent of the British drawing room mystery. He owed more
to Agatha Christie and Dorothy L. Sayers than to Joseph Wambaugh and Dragnet. Levinson
and Link said that they created a mythical Los Angeles and landscaped it with the stately
mansions they had found in the mystery literature of their youth.
The trouble with "The Most Crucial Game" is that it doesn't play fair according to these
fantasy rules. Columbo only succeeds in trip-ping up Paul Hanlon. He doesn't have him
completely trapped at the conclusion. As a result, this episode doesn't offer the high degree of
satisfaction that the formula promises.
It is interesting to note that "The Most Crucial Game" is credited to John T. Dugan, the
author of the previous season's "Dead Weight," another episode that suffers from holes in the
plot.
For the first time, a Columbo murderer from an earlier season made a return visit to the
series. Unfortunately, "The Most Crucial Game" is a less than ideal script for an ideal
Columbo villain. It would be the feeblest of Culp's three turns as an adversary for the
lieutenant. (Actors weren't the only things recycled on Columbo. The set used for the Wagner
house is a remodeled version of Ken Franklin's "Murder by the Book" living room.)
 If not a classic Columbo, "The Most Crucial Game" does contain one of the series' most
memorable exchanges. Columbo sidles up to Walter Cannell (veteran character actor Dean
Jagger) and confidentially asks if he might pose a rather personal question. The audience
expects a big break in the case.
"What'd you pay for those shoes?" Columbo asks.
"I think about sixty dollars," the attorney answers.
"I stepped into some water yesterday. I ruined mine. You don't know where I could get a
pair that looks like that for around sixteen or seventeen?"
"That was Peter," Levinson said. "He just came up with that."
There's also the priceless scene where prostitute Eve Babcock (Valerie Harper, already
well known as Rhoda Morgenstern on CBS's The Mary Tyler Moore Show) mistakes
Columbo for a customer. So, even with the flaws, "The Most Crucial Game" has managed to
win a special place in the hearts of Columbo fans.
CASE # 13: DAGGER OF THE MIND

(originally aired November 26, 1972)

Wr i t t e n by JACKSON GILLIS
(from a story by Richard Levinson and Wi l l i a m Link)
Directed by RICHARD QUINE
Produced by DEAN HARGROVE
Associate producer: EDWARD K. DODDS
Executive story consultant: JACKSON GILLIS
Music Score: DICK DE BENEDICTIS
Sunday Mystery Movie T h e me : HENRY MANCINI
Directors of photography: HARRY WOLF, A.S.C., AND
GEOFFREY UNSWORTH
Art director: ARCH BACON
Film editor: RONALD LAVINE
Set decorations: JOHN MCCARTHY
S o u n d : EDWIN S. HALL
Assistant director: DAVID M. DOWELL
Unit managers: KENNY WILLIAMS AND HENRY KLINE
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Special photographic effects by ALBERT WHITLOCK
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO .....................................................PETER FALK
NICHOLAS FRAMER ......................... RICHARD BASEHART
LILLIAN STANHOPE ........................... HONOR BLACKMAN
SIR ROGER HAVERSHAM ......................... JOHN WILLIAMS
TANNER .............................................WILFRID HYDE-WHITE
DETECTIVE CHIEF SUPERINTENDENT
WILLIAM DURK ............................................. BERNARD FOX
JOE FENWICK ............................................ARTHUR MALLET
FROM LONDON—SPECIAL
GUEST STARS ....JOHN FRASER AND RICHARD PEARSON
THE DIRECTOR ............................................ HARVEY JASON
MR. JONES .......................................................RONALD LONG
112 THE COLUMBO PHILE
MAID ..............................................VERONICA ANDERSON
CUSTOMS MAN ........................... HEDLEY MATTINGLEY
COUNTRY CONSTABLE ........................ JOHN ORCHARD
CONSTABLE ............................................... PETER CHURCH
GARDENER ........................................WALKER EDMISTON
INSPECTOR SMYTHE ....................... GERLAD S. PETERS
MISS DUDLEY .................................. SHARON JOHANSEN

Synopsis—The marquee at London's Royal Court Theatre proclaims the following night's
grand opening: Sir Roger Haversham presents Nicholas Framer and Lillian Stanhope in
William Shakespeare's Macbeth. Actually, light and lobby posters tell us very little about the
real drama going on inside the walls of this venerable theater.
Desperate to get back into the limelight, husband-and-wife team Nick and Lilly view this
production of Macbeth as their comeback vehicle. With N icky's blessing, Lilly has been
playing up to the largely retired Sir Roger, manipulating him into reopening the Royal Court
and backing the Shakespearean tragedy.
Sir Roger learns the truth just before the dress rehearsal. He confronts Lilly in her
dressing room. When Nicky comes in, Sir Roger angrily admits that he's been taken by "a
ham and a tart." He threatens to close the show and expose them.
There is a scuffle. Lilly's string of stage pearls is broken. As Nicky wrestles with Sir
Roger, Lilly picks up a heavy jar of cold cream from her dressing table and throws it. Sir
Roger slumps to the floor, dead.
It was an accident, Nicky says. It was self-defense. Yes, Lilly answers, but who's going to
believe that mild-mannered Sir Roger Haversham attacked anybody? They hide the corpse
in Lilly's stage trunk and go on with the dress rehearsal.
During a break, Lilly is horrified to see the stage doorman, Joe Fenwick, working on the
heater near her trunk. She gets him to leave. After the dress rehearsal, Nick and Lilly take
the trunk out to Sir Roger's country estate. Since nobody knew that Sir Roger was in
London, they arrange the body at the foot of a long staircase. The police will think Sir Roger
fell to his death.
The next morning, representatives of Scotland Yard are at Heath-row Airport, waiting for
the arrival of a Pan American 707 jet carrying some "great detective from Los Angeles."
Detective Chief Superintendent William Durk is going to show Columbo the Yard's latest
techniques. His tour of the legendary
THE SECOND SEASON (1972-73) 113

facilities is interrupted, though, by a call to Sir Roger's estate. Sir Roger, it turns out, was a
distant cousin of Durk's wife.
Poking around the mansion, Columbo notices a few bothersome details. It was assumed
that Sir Roger was reading before heading downstairs. But the book found open and face
down by his favorite reading chair is a valuable first edition of Alice in Wonderland. Why,
the American visitor asks, would someone leave such a priceless volume in a manner that
could break the spine?
Where are his reading glasses? They were found in the jacket Sir Roger was wearing. They
are not even scratched. If he fell down all those stairs, wouldn't they have been smashed?
And there's the little matter of Sir Roger's car. It gets washed every day, yet it shows the
spots of having traveled through rainy weather. There has been no rain in the country since
the last washing, but it did rain in London the previous night.
Sir Roger's funeral is held at the Royal Court Theatre, where Lilly puts on quite a show of
grief. When Columbo and Durk put in an appearance, she discovers that the police know Sir
Roger's death was not an accident. She and Nick decide to help the authorities along. They
drive out to Sir Roger's estate and ask the butler, Tanner, if he has seen a rare edition of
Macbeth in the library. Columbo and Durk arrive and ask about the book.
Nick says he loaned it to Sir Roger. It is a copy that belonged to Sir Henry Irving, and the
great actor had scribbled notes about the play on every page. Robbery must have been the
reason behind Sir Roger's death, Durk concludes. But why, Columbo asks, with so many
other priceless works around him, would a thief just take one book?
Columbo attends the opening of Macbeth, and backstage he learns that there was a scuffle
in Lilly's dressing room on the night of the dress rehearsal. He also finds one of the pearls
that fell when Lilly's stage necklace was broken.
Lilly claims that the necklace was broken during a tiff with Nick. Bouncing between
dressing rooms, Columbo compares stories. Nick and Lilly have agreed on every detail.
Gee, that's funny, Columbo tells them. He and his wife can never agree on anything. Nick
and Lilly not only agree on everything, they use the same language in recalling the event.
Leaving the theater, the acting couple is shocked by the sight of Joe Fenwick carrying Sir
Roger's distinctive umbrella. They quickly put together what happened. On the night of the
murder, Sir Roger put his umbrella in a corner of Lilly's dressing room to dry. When Joe came
in to fix the heater, he mistakenly left his umbrella and took Sir Roger's with him. Nick and
Lilly realize they must switch them back
 or there will be proof that Sir Roger was in London and at the Royal Court on the night of
his murder.
Nick follows Joe to a pub and buys the doorman several drinks. When he leaves, Sir
Roger's umbrella is in hand. Columbo sees Joe leaving the pub in a downpour. He is
surprised to find out that Nick spent his triumphant opening night buying Joe drinks. And
he's curious about Joe's missing umbrella.
Nick and Lilly go back to Sir Roger's estate, but Tanner tells them that the wax museum
took the producer's hat, coat and umbrella (really Joe's umbrella) for an exhibit honoring this
production of Macbeth.
They leave just as Columbo arrives. Tanner lies about the couple's visit. With a head
start, Nick and Lilly are able to switch the umbrellas in the wax museum's basement.
The next morning, Tanner is knocking at Nick and Lilly's door. He needs employment.
They need his silence. Rather than count on his loyalty, Nick kills Tanner, making it look as
if the butler took his own life by hanging. He also leaves several valuable books hidden near
the body.
The police now think that Tanner murdered Sir Roger and that guilt drove him to suicide.
Columbo won't give up. At the opening of the wax museum's Macbeth exhibit, he meets with
Durk, Nick and Lilly. He tells them how Sir Roger really died. What about proof? Well,
Columbo says, the umbrella in the exhibit could tell the story. If it was in the dressing room
when the pearl necklace broke, maybe one of the pearls fell into it. Sure enough, a lone pearl
rolls out of the opened umbrella. By now quite mad, Nick babbles his way to incrimination.
Lilly tells them what happened.
Now it's Durk's turn to be curious. There was little chance of a pearl dropping into that
umbrella, the detective chief superintendent says. How did Columbo know it would be
there? With a pearl in hand, Columbo asks Durk if he had ever tried to get the attention of a
pretty girl in the third or fourth grade. The lieutenant coughs and casually uses his thumb to
flip the pearl into a goblet held by the wax figure of Nick.

Great fun from first shot to last, "Dagger of the Mind" is one of the few two-hour episodes
that sustains the expanded running time. It also represents something of a turning point for
the second season. "The Greenhouse Jungle" and "The Most Crucial Game" were lackluster
outings by the first season's standards. With "Dagger of the Mind," however, Hargrove and
company hit their stride. They finished the second season with five strong shows.
 Intricately plotted, the Jackson Gillis script of a Levinson and Link concept relies a great
deal on atmosphere. The London location shots remind us of Columbo's debt to Agatha
Christie and Sherlock Holmes. Indeed, the very idea of turning Columbo loose in the stiff-
upper world of Great Britain plays like a loving homage to his literary heritage.
Richard Quine's direction calls for grand touches and grand performances that fit the story's
theatrical nature. And it doesn't hurt that Macbeth is considered a jinx play. The title, of
course, is taken from Shakespeare's tragedy. Macbeth at the beginning of Act II:

"Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible

To feeling as to sight? or art thou but A dagger of the mind, a false
creation, Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?"

(The title "Dagger of the Mind" also was used for a first season (1966—67) episode of
NBC's Star Trek.)
Between murders, Nicky quotes from the end of Act I: "False face must hide what the false
heart doth know." Both quotations are appropriate.
Basehart and Blackman seem to be having a terrific time chewing up the scenery as a third-
rate Liz and Dick, and the overall mood is greatly enhanced by the presence of such stalwart
English actors as John Williams (who made memorable appearances in Hitchcock's Dial M
for Murder and To Catch a Thief), Wilfrid Hyde-White and Bernard Fox (the latter two would
make second Columbo appearances).
Curiously enough, "Dagger of the Mind" is one of the very few episodes that Falk doesn't
like. The notion of sending Columbo to England just struck him as too much of a network-
inspired gimmick.
"That wasn't one of my favorites," the actor said after refreshing his memory with a list of all
forty-five titles. "The network also wanted very badly for Columbo to shoot an episode in
Japan. Why? I don't know. They thought it was a terrific idea."
In later seasons, Richard Levinson would wince when "other cops were deferential to
Columbo." A pattern of elevation certainly started to emerge in the second season. In "The
Greenhouse Jungle," Freddy Wilson says that Columbo is "fast becoming a legend in the
department." In "Dagger of the Mind," we see that the department thinks enough of Columbo
to send him for a session with Scotland Yard.
But Levinson and Link came up with the idea for "Dagger of the Mind." So, in at least some
small way, they helped this elevation process along.
 Still, it only makes sense that Columbo would be gaining some respect from his superiors
and his fellow officers. No matter how humble he is, how long could the guy go on solving
impossible cases without recognition?
Usually, television takes the opposite route. McCloud is a good example. The good
marshal kept tackling one tough assignment after another, yet irascible Chief Clifford never
stopped treating him like a first-rate nuisance. After seven seasons, you'd think the chief
would get a clue. You'd think he would stop shouting long enough to see what a fine lawman
he has in McCloud.
Why shouldn't Columbo's abilities be recognized? And, really, it doesn't hurt the character
at all. No matter how the world around him acts and reacts, Columbo is the same. That's the
important thing. He knows the score, and he continues to shuffle along to the beat of his own
drum.
C A S E # '14: R E Q U I E M F O R A F A L L I N G S T A R

(originally aired January 21, 1973)

Written by JACKSON GILLIs

Directed by RICHARD QUINE
Produced by DEAN HARGROVE
Associate producer: EDWARD K. DODDS
Executive story consultant: JACKSON GILLIs
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: HARRY WOLF, A.S.C.
Art director: ARCH BACON
Film editor: BUDD SMALL
Set decorations: JOHN MCCARTHY
Sound: EDWIN S. HALL
Assistant director: DAVID M. DOWELL
Unit manager: HENRY KLINE
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ...................................................PETER FALK
NORA CHANDLER ....................................... ANNE BAXTER
JERRY PARKS ................................................... MEL FERRER
DR. FRANK SIMMONS ........................ KEVIN MCCARTHY
MR. FALLON ..........................................FRANK CONVERSE
JEAN DAVIS ...................................................... PIPPA SCOTT
EDITH HEAD ............................................................ HERSELF
DIRECTOR ........................................................... SID MILLER
SERGEANT JEFFRIES ........................... WILLIAM BRYANT
PAUL ................................................................ JOHN ARCHER
GATE GUARD ................................................. JACK GRIFFIN
JOE .................................................... ROBERT E. MEREDITH
SERGEANT FIELDS ..........................................BART BURNS

Synopsis—Former movie queen Nora Chandler keeps her career barely alive with occasional
roles in a television series or network film.
It is a far cry from her glory days, when she was married to Al Cumber-land, the man who
built the studio.
Cumberland died in a boating accident twelve years ago, but Nora continues to live in the
cottage built for her on the studio lot. Although this property is quite valuable, she has
resisted all of studio head Fallon's attempts to buy it.
Nora is shocked and hurt to learn that her personal secretary of eighteen years, Jean Davis,
has agreed to marry caustic Hollywood gossip columnist Jerry Parks. In addition to sniping
at Nora in print, Jerry has been blackmailing the aging actress. He knows that some creative
accounting was done during a picture she produced for herself in Italy. Her juggling of the
books cost the studio two million dollars. Wouldn't Fallon just love to have that little bit of
information?
Knowing that Jean is to meet Jerry at a bookstore where he'll be signing copies of his latest
book, Nora gives her secretary some errands to run. Nora takes a studio car and drives to the
bookstore. After seeing Jerry and Jean together, Nora drives out to the columnist's house. She
pours a can of gasoline on the carport and splashes a trail of fuel to the hill behind the house.
When Jerry's car pulls into the driveway, she strikes a fatal match. The automobile goes up in
flames.
Later, the police interrupt Nora's dinner with news of an accident at Jerry Parks' home. As
they're telling her the details, Jerry walks in. Jean was driving his car. Nora faints.
Lieutenant Columbo visits Nora in her studio cottage. He notices pictures of the star and
her late husband. He notices they are about the same height. He notices the double-eagle
Shriner's ring her husband wore. He notices the ornate fountain in her cottage's garden. It
doesn't work. She says it was a set piece from one of her movies.
Since Jean was killed in Jerry's car at Jerry's house, Columbo is working under the
assumption that Jerry was the intended target. Who would want to see the columnist killed?
Jerry cavalierly tells Columbo that he has many enemies. How about Nora Chandler? The
gossipmonger laughs and asks who would he interested in a sliding actress. But Jerry does
tell the lieutenant that Al Cumberland's casting couch practices were notorious.
Actually, Jerry has his own suspicions. Meeting Nora at a restaurant, he says that the
police would be interested in knowing that she had a wonderful motive for killing him.
Columbo surprises them, and they quickly pretend to be having a friendly chat. At the studio,
Nora confesses that she lied to the police. The actress tells Columbo that Jerry thinks she had
a good reason for wanting him out of the way. It isn't so, she claims. Get him to tell you what
he knows, Nora demands.
 With search warrant in hand, Columbo orders the columnist to open his files. There is the
proof of Nora defrauding the studio. To everyone's surprise, Fallon's boss, corporation
chairman Frank Simmons, tears up the document. He's known about it for ten days. He's
faithful to Nora, and they've made an "arrangement." So the actress didn't have a motive.
Maybe, Jerry says mysteriously, and maybe he has something else. Nora looks shaken, but
she accuses him of bluffing to save face.
Nora thinks that she is safe. Her confidence crumbles when Columbo says that he now
believes Jean was the real target all along. She was driving Jerry's car because she got a flat
tire at the bookstore. But the tire doesn't have a leak and no amount of experimenting can make
it go flat.
Someone had to make the tire go flat by letting the air out. Some-one wanted Jean to take
Jerry's car. And it had to be someone who knew where Jean was heading that night.
But why would Nora want Jean dead? Columbo gets an idea from watching an old Nora
Chandler movie. In one scene, the actress is dressed as a man to set up an alibi.
Meanwhile, Nora realizes she must get the police back to thinking that Jerry was the
intended victim. Again taking a car from the studio, she almost runs him down in the street.
 Columbo goes to the studio and shows Nora an envelope with her initials on it. Jerry was
found unconscious with this on him, he says. It contains a double-eagle Shriner's ring. What
can it mean?
Nora runs back to her cottage and throws open the glass doors to the garden. Columbo walks
in and turns on the light switch. He had to see what she would do after looking at the ring. He
knows the truth now. Nora killed Jean because the secretary knew that Al Cumberland didn't
die in a boating accident. Nora killed her husband in the cottage and buried his body in the
garden. Dressed in her husband's clothes, she had taken the boat out and everyone assumed
there had been an accident. They were the same height. Who could tell from a distance? The
photograph on Nora's wall and the scene from the movie had helped Columbo make the
connection, especially after the actress looked frightened when Jerry hinted that he might
know more.
Checking the studio records to confirm his suspicions, Columbo learned that Nora had
ordered the fountain the day before her husband's disappearance.
Jean knew all this, and Nora was afraid she'd tell Jerry Parks. When Nora saw the Shriner's
ring, she thought Jerry had somehow found out. She had to rush and check the garden.
The fountain, it turns out, bothered Columbo from the start. Every-thing else was in perfect
working order. Why didn't the fountain run? Then it hit him. In order to get the fountain to
run, someone has to lay water pipes. And in order to lay water pipes, you have to dig up the
lawn.

William Link never ceased to be amazed by the Jackson Gillis touch when it came to clues.
"Requiem for a Falling Star" (working title "Murder by Starlight") contains several beauts.
Like most Gillis scripts, it is crafty, cunning and clever.
"The Greenhouse Jungle" had altered the already familiar Columbo formula by having the
lieutenant enter before the murder was actually committed. Gillis tries another twist. We
know who the murderer is. We know who the victim is. But we're not sure who the victim
was supposed to be. So, in addition to the usual howzhegonnacatchhim (or her) mystery, Gillis
gives us a second guessing game to play.
Helping maintain a sense of continuity for the series, Gillis served as executive story
consultant for the second season. His expertise was worth every penny. Bochco was not
replaced as story editor, and Hargrove was doing much of the ever-necessary rewriting. The
expert eye of Gillis was always welcome.
The casting of Anne Baxter as a "falling star" is an especially fitting
THE SECOND SEASON (1972—73) 121
Hollywood touch because the actress made such an impression as a scheming "rising star" in
director Joseph L. Mankiewicz's Oscar-winning All About Eve (1950). In that classic motion
picture, Baxter's character did everything short of murder. In "Requiem for a Falling Star," her
more sympathetic character commits that more heinous crime. In addition to being sharp, her
Nora Chandler is not above using her acting abilities to charm or deceive Columbo. For his
part, the lieutenant's determination is mixed with a fondness for this aging member of
Tinseltown royalty.
Humor was a constant and important ingredient in Columbo (although Richard Levinson
would object when the comedy became too broad, too cute or too prevalent). There are several
priceless moments in "Requiem for a Falling Star."
Legendary costume designer Edith Head tries to spruce up Columbo's wardrobe by
suggesting a new tie. Columbo tries to get his wife to talk with Nora on the phone.
And there's a scene that must have had the Universal executives sneering with appreciation.
"Avoid actors," barks Frank Converse as studio boss Fallon. "They'll kill you."
After the wars Falk had put Universal through, the advice must have seemed sage indeed.
But Gillis kept his tongue in his cheek for a few more lines. Columbo is surprised to learn that
a man as young as Fallon is running the studio.
That's all right, Fallon tells him. "I would never typecast you as a detective, either."
An appearance by Jack Webb (Dragnet) had been announced for the episode when it was in
the planning stages, but it didn't work out.
Because of the care taken by Falk and the men who succeeded Levinson and Link, Columbo
rarely suffered from continuity problems (dialogue that conflicts with an earlier episode or runs
contrary to the spirit of the character). "Requiem for a Falling Star" has the dubious distinction
of possessing one of those few goofs. Columbo tells Nora Chandler that he's never been on a
movie set before. Of course, he confronted Joan Hudson on a set in Prescription: Murder.
He'd again he on a studio lot in 1976's "Fade in to Murder." The lieutenant ended up on
television sets in "Suitable for Framing," "Double Shock" and "Make Me a Perfect Murder."
Since Columbo was routinely matching wits with the rich and powerful of Los Angeles, it's
only logical that his work would sometimes take him into the world of show business.
Episodes like
"Requiem for a Falling Star" allowed directors to merely set up their cameras on the bustling
crossways of the Universal studio lot.
When Nora leaves Columbo for a press conference, she is stepping into the Universal
commissary. When Fallon says goodbye to Columbo, he is stepping into the famous
MCA/Universal Black Tower.
CASE # 1 5 : A STITCH IN CRIME
(originally aired February 11, 1973)

Written by SHIRL HENDRYX

Directed by HY AVERBACK
Produced by DEAN HARGROVE
Associate producer: EDWARD K. DODDS
Executive story consultant: JACKSON GILLIs
Music Score: BILLY GOLDENBERG
Sunday Mystery Movie T h e me : HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: HARRY WOLF, A.S.C.
Art director: ARCH BACON
Film editor: ROBERT L. KIMBLE, A.C.E.
Set decorations: JOHN MCCARTHY
Assistant director: FOSTER H. PHINNEY
Sound: EDWIN S. HALL
Unit manager: HENRY KLINE
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO .................................................... PETER FALK
DR. BARRY MAYFIELD .......................... LEONARD NIMOY
DR. EDMUND HIEDEMAN ................................. WILL GEER
SHARON MARTIN ........................................ ANNE FRANCIS
MARSHA DALTON ..........................................NITA TALBOT
HARRY ALEXANDER ..................................JARED MARTIN
NURSE MORGAN ......................................ANETA CORSAUT
DETECTIVE FLORES .................................. VICTOR FLORES
PAUL ....................................................... KENNETH SANSOM
DR. SIMPSON ........................................MURRAY MACLEOD
DR. MICHAELSON .................................... LEONARD SIMON
TOM ..................................................................... RON STOKES
CLEANING WOMAN .................................PATSY GARRETT

Synopsis—Dr. Barry Mayfield is a brilliant young heart surgeon on the staff of a major Los
Angeles hospital. He and the hospital's senior
heart specialist, the revered Dr. Edmund Hiedeman, are working on a drug that will combat
transplant rejection.
Veteran nurse Sharon Martin believes that Mayfield is a cold opportunist who would like
to take all of the credit for the research project. She doesn't know how right she is.
Mayfield is impatient. He's afraid that others will beat them to the recognition. But
Hiedeman defends his colleague, extolling his virtues as a surgeon and a researcher. At the
same time, Mayfield is plotting Hiedeman's murder.
Hiedeman is due to have a valve replacement operation. Instead of using the permanent
black suture, Mayfield substitutes white dissolving suture that's been dyed black. In a few
days, the dissolving surgical thread will start to give way. The new valve will separate, and
every-one will assume that Hiedeman died of heart failure.
Mayfield's perfect murder goes smoothly until Sharon notices that the suture has a funny
texture. That night, she confronts Mayfield with her suspicions. If Hiedeman dies, she says,
he would take over the research project. Mayfield calmly tells her to take her suspicions to an
expert and have the suture examined. Sharon calls a laboratory and makes an appointment for
eight o'clock the following morning.
In the hospital parking lot, Mayfield is waiting for her with a tire iron. After the evil deed
is done, the surgeon removes the incriminating suture from Sharon's pocketbook. He then
drives to her apartment and hides two bottles of morphine under the bathroom sink.
The obvious conclusion is that Sharon was dealing hospital drugs and somebody killed her
for them. Lieutenant Columbo walks into Dr. Mayfield's office just as he's getting the news.
The detective is amazed by the physician's concentration. His voice registers shock, yet May-
field continues to set his desk clock.
Several other things about the case bother Columbo. From what everyone tells him, Sharon
wasn't the type to be dealing drugs. And the killer made sure to wear gloves. It doesn't
exactly sound like a desperate drug user. And there are no fingerprints on the morphine
bottles. Wouldn't Sharon's be on them if she put them under the sink?
Columbo also is curious when several people tell him that Sharon was upset after Dr.
Hiedeman's operation. If everything went so well, why was she upset?
Even more puzzling is the note found in Sharon's pocketbook: "MAC meet at 8 a.m." Who
is Mac?
Mayfield sees that he must push Columbo back in the wrong direction. He contacts
Sharon's roommate, Marsha Dalton, and gets her to remember a Vietnam veteran Sharon was
helping to get over a drug dependency. With hinting and prodding, Marsha remembers that
his name was Harry Alexander. She runs off to tell Columbo, but he seems more interested in
the fact that it was Mayfield who helped her remember.
Columbo goes to see Harry, who says he hadn't seen Sharon in six months. He claims he's
straight. Columbo believes him.
Mayfield thinks something drastic has to be done. He breaks into Harry's apartment and
waits for him. When Harry walks in, Mayfield chloroforms him into unconsciousness and
injects a massive dose of drugs into his system. In a narcotic haze, Harry falls to his death.
That should convince you of his guilt, Mayfield tells Columbo. Not really, the policeman
answers. Harry Alexander was left-handed and the drugs were injected into his left arm.
Conclusion: somebody else wielded the needle.
During a visit to Hiedeman's hospital room, Columbo spots the initials MAC on a piece of
metal. They stand for Marcus and Carlson Medical Supply Company. Sharon wasn't writing
a man's name at all. She had made an appointment to see a chemist at Marcus and Carl-son.
The hospital mostly buys bedpans, scissors, clamps and tweezers from Marcus and
Carlson. The only thing it buys from that company with a chemical base is suture. So, upset
after Dr. Hiedeman's operation, Sharon was making an appointment about suture. The trail
leads to Mayfield, who laughs at Columbo.
Slamming a water pitcher on Mayfield's desk, Columbo angrily tells the doctor that he'd
better take good care of Dr. Hiedeman. Because if Hiedeman dies, there will have to be an
autopsy to see if it was merely heart failure or dissolving suture.
Realizing he must get rid of the evidence and save Hiedeman, Mayfield spikes the elderly
doctor's medication. It looks as if the new valve must be failing. Mayfield quickly orders a
second operation.
As the surgery is drawing to a close, Columbo and several other officers rush into the
operating room. Mayfield blows up and pushes Columbo aside. But all of the suture found is
normal. None of the dissolving kind is located anywhere.
Columbo is about to leave when it hits him. Mayfield never loses his cool. Why did he get
upset in the operating room? Why did he push Columbo?
After all, Columbo says, "the only thing we didn't search was me." He reaches into his
pocket and pulls out the dissolving suture Mayfield put there when he shoved him.

The only episode written by Shirl Hendryx, "A Stitch in Crime" is one of the series' finest
outings.
 Leonard Nimoy, who had spent three years as Mr. Spock on Star Trek and two seasons as
Paris on Mission: Impossible, makes a virulently brash and cocky opponent for Columbo.
"That was one of the projects the studio offered that I was interested in," Nimoy explained.
"Being under contract with that studio and not being assigned to play a lead in a series, I
was concerned about doing a lot of guest roles as the guest heavy. I told Sid Sheinberg that I
didn't mind doing a Columbo, but I didn't want to come out of the studio as the killer of the
year. That was my main concern. But I had no qualms about doing Columbo. I thought the
series was very well done.
"I had a great time working with Peter Falk. I found him a challenging and delicious actor
to work with. Playing opposite a good performer, you play your top game. It's a challenge
that makes you rise to the occasion."
Mayfield emerges as one of the very few murderers Columbo actually dislikes. Dropping
the courteous front for a startling moment, Columbo subjects the haughty doctor to an
outburst of sincere indignation. Rare as they were, such interludes greatly displeased
Richard Levinson.
"I think Peter wanted his moment as an actor," Columbo's co-creator related, "and I
thought it was a mistake. Peter pointed out that we had Columbo lose his temper in the pilot
[Prescription: Murder, where the lieutenant yells at Joan Hudson]. He seemed to, but he
didn't really. That was an act calculated to get a reaction."
Two seasons later, writer and story editor Peter S. Fischer would similarly have Columbo
get mad at a murderer. Again having worked up some hostility for an adversary, the
policeman has another genuine moment of anger with Milo Janus (Robert Conrad) in 1974's
"An Exercise in Fatality." Again Levinson would object.
Still, these moments are so effective and intriguing because they are infrequent. They are
teasing flashes of a Columbo who remains hidden behind all that servility.
"A little more of that might not have been bad," Falk argued. "That grounds him and makes
him human."
Fischer sided with Falk and laughed off Levinson's objections: "Haven't you figured out
that Levinson hates for actors to show emotion on screen? I liked it when Columbo got mad.
And it wasn't a ploy. He was really mad. He suddenly dropped the bullshit about being
stupid and ineffectual. Those were moments when we saw what he was really like."
If Columbo was moved to anger in every episode, such scenes would have no power at all.
The fact is, however, that you could count these outbursts in the entire series and not use all
the fingers of one hand.
 One of the series' grimmest pieces of black humor appears in "A Stitch in Crime."
Columbo arrives on the murder scene tired, unshaven and hungry. He has with him a hard-
boiled egg. He keeps looking for a place to crack it.
The murder weapon, a tire iron, is about to be removed. Wait a minute, Columbo says.
Hold that out here, he tells a subordinate officer. He studies the black object for a second and
then gently taps his egg on it.
CASE #16: THE MOST DANGEROUS MATCH

(originally aired March 4, 1973)

Written by JACKSON GILLIS
(from a story by Jackson Gillis, Richard Levinson and
William Link)
Directed by EDWARD M. ABROMS
Produced by DEAN HARGROVE
Associate producer: EDWARD K. DODDs
Executive story consultant: JACKSON GILLIS
Music Score: DICK DE BENEDICTIS
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: HARRY WOLF, A.S.C.
Art director: ARCH BACON
Film editor: LARRY LESTER
Set decorations: JOHN MCCARTHY
Sound: EDWIN S. HALL
Assistant director: DAVID M. DOWELL
Unit manager: KENNY WILLIAMS
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Technical advisor: CHARLES CLEMENT
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ................................................... PETER FALK
EMMET CLAYTON ............................LAURENCE HARVEY
TOMLIN DUDEK ...................................... JACK KRUSCHEN
MAZOOR BEROZSKI .............................. LLOYD BOCHNER
LINDA ROBINSON .......................................... HEIDI BRUHL
SERGEANT DOUGLAS ................................. PAUL JENKINS
DR. BENSON ...................................................MICHAEL FOX
PROPRIETOR ................................................OSCAR BEREGI
ANTON ......................................................... MATHIAS REITZ
FIRST REPORTER ....................................... DROUT MILLER
SECOND REPORTER ...............................MANUEL DEPINA
DR. SULLIVAN ........................................... STUART NISBET
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NURSE .................................................... ABIGAIL SHELTON
WORKMAN ................................................ JOHN FINNEGAN

Synopsis—American grand master Emmet Clayton is anxious to prove he is the greatest living
chess player. Some experts have suggested that he would have never become world champion
if the top Soviet player, Tomlin Dudek, hadn't been forced into inactivity by ill health.
All those doubts will soon be erased, though. Clayton's former fiancée, Linda Robinson, now
a close friend of Dudek's, has arranged a match in Los Angeles.
The evening before the match, Clayton notices Dudek slipping away from the hotel. Curious,
he follows his opponent to a French restaurant in the neighborhood.
It turns out that Clayton's jovial challenger is eluding the watchful eye of his coach, Mazoor
Berozski. Since Dudek is a diabetic, his diet is strictly controlled by a protective entourage. He
is trying to secretly satisfy his love for cooked snails.
After some verbal jousting, the two grand masters play an impromptu game of chess on the
checkered tablecloth. They use salt and pepper shakers, snail shells and condiment bottles as
the pieces. When Clayton loses, he is crushed. He realizes that he can't possibly beat Dudek.
Alone and tortured by this shattering realization, he throws his hearing aid against a wall in his
hotel room.
Rather than face the humiliation of public defeat, Clayton uses his formidable powers of
strategic planning to map out a way to murder Dudek. In order for his scheme to work, Clayton
must make it look as if Dudek was accidentally killed while running out on the match.
Early the following morning, Clayton calls Dudek and pretends to be upset. He asks the
Russian to meet him in the lobby. When Dudek heads for the elevator, Clayton slips into his
room and hastily packs a bag. Using a Russian accent, Clayton already has made plane
reservations and summoned a cab for Dudek.
Downstairs, Clayton lures his opponent near the basement disposal machine used to grind
the hotel's garbage. The American tells Dudek that he's upset about a romance gone sour. A
woman has misunderstood his intentions. His thoughts are in a shambles. She's a native of
Dudek's country, Clayton adds.
The understanding Russian offers to postpone the match. Clayton, who knows what Dudek is
saying by reading his lips, asks him to write
a note of apology to the woman so it will be in her language. What should he write? "I'm
sorry. I was wrong. I'm very ashamed."
When the words are written, Clayton pushes Dudek into the trash machine.
The police make the natural assumption. Dudek panicked before the match and, while
sneaking out through the hotel's basement, slipped into the machine. Even Berozski accepts
the premise when Clayton arrives with a note in Dudek's handwriting and native language.
Clayton says the note had been pushed under his door. It says, "I'm sorry. I was wrong. I'm
very ashamed."
Clayton expresses great sorrow over the loss. Excuse me, Lieutenant Columbo says, you're
talking like Tomlin Dudek is already dead. He's unconscious and in critical condition, but
he's still alive.
Several details bother Columbo (as if you didn't know). Dudek wears dentures. His hastily
packed bag, though, contains a regular toothbrush. It would seem that somebody else packed
his bag. And if somebody else packed his bag, maybe the accident wasn't accidental.
Then there's the matter of the note. It was delivered in an official envelope, yet it wasn't
written on official stationery. In fact, the type of paper it was written on can't be found
anywhere in Dudek's room.
A policeman notices that the shirt Dudek wore the night before smells of garlic. Nothing on
his prescribed diet had garlic and Berozski knows that Dudek slipped out of the hotel the
previous evening, so Columbo has area restaurants checked.
The trail leads to the site of Dudek and Clayton's improvised chess game. Clayton claims
that he won the match. He says that the defeat obviously shook Dudek's confidence and that's
the reason the Russian tried to run away.
Of course, Clayton can't allow Dudek to recover. At the hospital, the chess champion sees
Linda Robinson holding a list of medicines to be brought from Dudek's hotel room. He
casually glances at the list, which doesn't make Linda at all suspicious. But Clayton has a
photo-graphic memory. He goes to Dudek's room and replaces several bottles. An hour after
receiving his usual injections, Tomlin Dudek is dead.
Columbo has a strong circumstantial case. Dudek's note was written with an ink that's
identical to the type in the pen Clayton always carries. Linda Robinson confirms that Clayton
saw the medicine list. And Dudek recorded all of his games, including the one in the
restaurant. His journal says that white won, and the restaurant's proprietor remembers that it
was Dudek who made the first move with a salt shaker. He played white and won the game.
Columbo needs one more piece of incriminating evidence. He gets
THE SECOND SEASON (1972 -73) 131

it when Dog almost falls into the trash machine. Don't worry, the workmen say, he wouldn't
have been hurt too badly. There's a safety device on the entrance of the machine. If something
goes in while it's running, the machine shuts itself off automatically. A button on the control
panel restarts it.
That's the missing clue, Columbo tells Clayton. If a man wants to kill another man by
pushing him into a trash machine and the thing suddenly stops, why doesn't he just go back
and turn it on again? Columbo remembers that Clayton said his hearing aid wasn't working on
the morning of the match. Clayton didn't turn the machine back on for the simple reason that
he didn't hear it stop. Along with all the other trivial evidence, the murderer had to be a deaf
man.

In 1973, chess was enjoying a resurgence of popularity thanks to American grand master
Bobby Fisher's victory over Soviet champion Boris Spassky. Levinson, Link and Gillis
noticed the headlines and concocted this splendid encounter for Columbo. Since the episodes
usually resembled a verbal chess match, the theme seems all the more appropriate.
Directing the most enjoyable "Most Dangerous Match" was Edward M. Abroms, the talented
film editor whom Levinson and Link rewarded with a directorial assignment in the first
season. Fortunately, "The Most Dangerous Match" provided him with a far better script.
Abroms responded by delivering an episode that moves beautifully from the eerie opening
dream sequence to the final confrontation between Falk and guest star Laurence Harvey.
"After Levinson and Link left the show," Falk said, "we would get their input about the
episodes over lunch. I remember in the show about the chess champion, I had certain
problems with the clues. I didn't think it was strong enough. I talked to them about it on the
phone, and one of them came up with the idea of the salt shaker and the game in the
restaurant."
As a chess grand master with incredible powers of observation and total recall, Laurence
Harvey registers as one of the most Machiavellian of the Columbo murderers. His Emmet
Clayton will do anything to preserve his standing. Still, beneath the cold and confident
exterior, Harvey's performance hints at the tremendous insecurities that lurk in this brilliant
strategist. It's quite a contrast. Columbo acts insecure, but he's sure of his tactics. Clayton acts
boldly, but he's plagued by doubts.
The Columbo team was getting very good at throwing curves into the formula. In "The
Greenhouse Jungle," Columbo enters before there's been a homicide. In "Requiem For a
Falling Star," the audience
didn't know if the murderer got the right victim. In "A Stitch in Crime," the first
premeditated murder is still taking place when Columbo enters to investigate a second
killing. In "The Most Dangerous Match," the villain thinks he has succeeded, but his victim
remains barely alive when Columbo is summoned. Yet the trickiest curve of the second
season was saved for last.
CASE #17: DOUBLE SHOCK

(originally aired March 25, 1973)

Written by STEVEN BOCHCO AND PETER ALLAN FIELDS

(from a story by Jackson Gillis, Richard Levinson and William Link)
Directed by ROBERT BUTLER
Produced by DEAN HARGROVE
Associate producer: EDWARD K. DODDS
Executive story consultant: JACKSON GILLIS
Music Score: DICK DE BENEDICTIS
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: HARRY WOLF, A.s.c.
Art director: ARCH BACON
Film editor: LARRY LESTER
Set decorations: JOHN MCCARTHY
Sound: EDWIN S. HALL
Assistant director: BRAD ARONSON
Unit manager: HENRY KLINE
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO .....................................................PETER FALK
DEXTER AND NORMAN PARIS ..............MARTIN LANDAU
CLIFFORD PARIS ......................................... PAUL STEWART
LISA CHAMBERS ......................................... JULIE NEWMAR
MRS. PECK ................................................JEANETTE NOLAN
MICHAEL HATHAWAY ................................TIM O'CONNOR
DETECTIVE MURRAY .......................... DABNEY COLEMAN
MRS. JOHNSON ............................................. KATE HAWLEY
YOUNG LAWYER ......................... MICHAEL RICHARDSON
SECOND DETECTIVE ..........................ROBERT ROTHWELL
OLDER LAWYER ...................................GREGORY MORTON
STICKMAN ....................................................TONY CRISTINO
Synopsis—Elderly and wealthy Clifford Paris is about to be married to the much younger Lisa
Chambers, a fellow physical fitness enthusiast. Unhappy about the impending nuptials, his
nephew Dexter, the host of a television cooking show, watches as Clifford fences with family
attorney Michael Hathaway.
After the vigorous match, Clifford decides to take a bath. The housekeeper, Mrs. Peck, is
settling down to watch a medical drama on television. Dexter approaches his soaking uncle
with a wedding present. It's an electric mixer. He turns it on and says, "You're going to get a
real charge out of this." With that, he tosses the whirring appliance into the tub. There is a
nasty crackling noise as the electrical shock kills the master of the house. Meanwhile, the
lights and Mrs. Peck's television set go dark. About fifteen seconds later, the TV picture
returns (even if the people are a trifle purple) and gloved hands are switching the house
alarm back on.
Lisa arrives and finds Clifford's body slumped over the handlebars of his exercise bike. It
looks as if he had a heart attack while in the midst of a typically strenuous workout. But the
hysterical Lisa calls the police, screaming murder and claiming that everyone was after his
money.
So it's Homicide's droopy Lieutenant Columbo who arrives and immediately incurs the
wrath of the meticulously neat Mrs. Peck. When a cigar ash falls in the wrong place, she
screams, "You must belong in some pigsty."
The penitent lieutenant retreats to the bathroom and tries to spruce up. He notices that the
towel in the hamper is damp and the soap in the tub is wet, even though the tub is dry. Mrs.
Peck does the laundry every day at three, so, despite someone's efforts to clean up the
bathroom, it's obvious that Clifford took a bath after fencing with Michael Hathaway. That
bothers Columbo. Why would someone exercise, take a bath, then immediately start to
exercise again?
The autopsy reveals that Clifford Paris died of ventricular fibrillation caused by a severe
psychological or physical shock. The lights going off for fifteen seconds suggest electrical
foul play to Columbo. The lieutenant's assistant, Murray, finds a distinctive footprint outside
Mrs. Peck's window. It was made by a special type of shoe—for some-one with flat feet.
Flamboyant Dexter seems like the logical suspect until his brother, conservative bank
executive Norman, arrives. They are identical twins, right down to their flat feet.
Could Dexter have pitched an electrical appliance into his uncle's tub? Or could it have
been Norman, pretending to be Dexter,
wielding the fatal appliance? At the bank, stuffy Norman is all too willing to suggest that his
estranged brother is the likely killer. He calls Dexter an unreliable, low-life sponger. Norman
says that the high-living Dexter probably wanted to get his hands on their uncle's three-
million-dollar estate.
When Columbo visits Dexter on the set of his cooking show, the gourmet host argues that
Norman is not without motive. He asks Columbo if he has the time for a quick flight to Las
Vegas. Norman is a compulsive gambler. He owes one casino $37,000.
Columbo has two suspects with equally good motives.
Michael Hathaway drops a bombshell when he tells Norman that Clifford did leave a will.
Lisa Chambers is to get the bulk of the estate. Clifford changed his will because he wanted Lisa
to be sure that he knew she wasn't marrying him for money. Without that document, Norman
and Dexter would split the fortune and Michael would make a tidy sum managing the estate.
The brothers agree to keep Michael as business manager—if he can get Lisa's copy of the will
away from her.
But when the lawyer arrives at Lisa's apartment, he sees that she has been pushed from her
balcony. She is dead, and in his rush to leave with the will, Michael runs straight into the arms
of the police. He says that Dexter set him up.
Columbo summons the twins to their uncle's house. Everything finally fits together. They
start in the bathroom. The way the sunken tub is situated, one person couldn't have lifted out a
wet body. There's no place to get the proper leverage. Secondly, Mrs. Peck claims that the
lights were out for only fifteen seconds. After throwing a mixer into the tub, however,
Columbo needs sixty-seven seconds to run to the basement and replace the fuse. And how did
the murderer get into the house when the alarm was on?
There's only one conclusion: Dexter and Norman were in it together. One of them was
already in the house and shut the alarm off for the other. One of them killed their uncle while
the other waited near the fuse box. They both lifted the body out of the tub and staged the
heart attack scene.
The brothers claimed that they never talked to each other, yet the telephone company's
records show that Dexter and Norman had talked about twenty times in the last ten days.
That's a lot of calls for brothers who aren't on speaking terms. The only thing that brought
them together was murder.

"Double Shock" lures you into thinking that it's a typical Columbo. All of a sudden, a
second Martin Landau shows up and we have a traditional whodunit on our hands.
 "Every once in a while, we talked about doing a departure," said Richard Levinson, who
sketched out the original story with Link and Gillis. "They wanted an occasional variation on
the format, so we did it with `Double Shock.'"
Landau, like Nimoy, had been a resident master of disguise on Mission: Impossible. One of
the reasons the episode works so well is his ability to make the Paris twins so distinctive.
No fewer than five writers (six if you count Hargrove's rewriting) worked on "Double
Shock," yet one of the best scenes was ad-libbed. During the filming of his cooking show,
Dexter Paris calls Lieutenant Columbo onto the set. The police officer has a grand time
before the cameras and demonstrates—not for the first or last time—that he is probably more
at home in the kitchen than Mrs. Columbo.
THE SECOND SEASON (1972-73) 137

"We had a set that was very receptive to ideas," Falk said. "Some scenes were improvised.
That one was almost totally improvised because the nature of the scene allowed it. For
Columbo, there was this sudden delight about being called out of the audience and being made
the center of attention."
In fact, the series' humorous nature hit a particularly playful streak in "Double Shock."
Jeanette Nolan is wonderful as Mrs. Peck, the outraged housekeeper who battles to keep her
television operating and her temper under control. Again and again during the episode, her fury
with Columbo puts the detective in danger of becoming the third murder victim.
Summing Up the
Second Season
Levinson and Link had battled to finish seven Columbo episodes for the rookie season. Dean
Hargrove delivered eight, including a couple of two-hour shows, for the second season.
If Columbo had been a smash hit in the 1971—72 season, it was a mega-hit in the 1972—
73 season. With Columbo ranking first or near first for each of the eight weeks it aired an
original episode, The NBC Sunday Mystery Movie became the nation's sixth-most-watched
series.
A week after "Double Shock" aired, a story by Jeff Greenfield appeared on the front page
of The New York Times arts and entertainment section. Titled "Columbo Knows the Butler
Didn't Do It," the article noted how dinner parties were being adjourned early and telephone
calls interrupted so fans wouldn't miss the first five minutes of each Columbo mystery. While
paying tribute to the charm of Falk's characterization, the author launched a debate by
declaring that much of the series' appeal could be chalked up to class antagonism.
Richard Levinson sighed when the subject was brought up about ten years later: "All of a
sudden, Columbo was being called a proletariat hero. People were reading in some grand
philosophical message. The real reason we played him against the rich was for contrast, not to
make any kind of statement."
Still, even though they were no longer officially connected with the series, all of the
attention gratified Levinson and Link.
"People were rearranging their schedules to be home for Columbo," Levinson recalled. "In
the second year, the intellectual community latched on to it. The letters we got from
professors, academics and scholars were enormously satisfying. We are very proud of that
series. If you're lucky, once or twice in a lifetime you get an international hit like Columbo."
About a month after Greenfield's article appeared, Columbo made his second appearance
on the cover of TV Guide. The series was shut out at the Emmys in 1973; the rules had again
put Columbo in the same category as British imports for Masterpiece Theatre.
The second season of Columbo coincided with the building of head-lines about the
Watergate scandal. Who could get to the bottom of the break-in? Humorist Art Buchwald, in
one of his syndicated columns, sent Lieutenant Columbo into the White House.
 Also in 1973, the film version of William Peter Blatty's horror novel, The Exorcist, was
released, and several people noticed the similarities between Lieutenant Columbo and Lee J.
Cobb's overly polite Lieutenant Kinderman. Since the book was published in May 1971 (four
months before the series premiered), there were suggestions that this was another case of
television stealing a character.
Levinson and Link irritably explained that Columbo made his debut more than a decade
before The Exorcist saw print. Prescription: Murder was made into a TV movie in 1968.
Ransom for a Dead Man aired March 1, 1971.
When informed of all this, the film's director, William Friedkin, reportedly said, "Well, two
heads with a single brilliant thought."
Five years later, Friedkin directed a film called The Brink's Job. It starred Peter Falk.
PART IV

THE THIRD SEASON

(1973-74)

"Just point me in the right direction. I'll find him. I'm good at that."
-LIEUTENANT COLUMBO
"Any Old Port in a Storm" (1973)
The Lucky Third

The third season of Columbo saw a tremendous influx of talent at the top. With
Edward K. Dodds as associate producer and Jackson Gillis as story consultant, Dean
Hargrove had produced all eight of the second season's episodes. It was a herculean
chore.
Gillis helped get the third season rolling, then left for other projects. It didn't
completely end his association with the series. His name would be on outstanding entries
in both the fourth and fifth seasons.
Hargrove found a compatible partner for the third season: Roland Kibbee. The team of
Hargrove and Kibbee sat at the top of the hierarchy as executive producers. The episodes
they didn't produce were handled by Douglas Benton, Robert F. O'Neill (the gifted asso-
ciate producer from the first season) or Dodds (who also returned as associate producer
for several episodes).
Even without Levinson, Link, Bochco and Gillis, there were producers and writers
who knew the Columbo formula very well indeed. Kibbee and Benton were newcomers,
but Hargrove, O'Neill and Dodds (who had been unit manager on Prescription: Murder)
were intimately acquainted with the Emmy-winning lieutenant. And of the eight directors
hired for the third season, four had seen action with the series.
Writers—the lack of good ones, that is—would always be a problem for Columbo, so
the entry of Peter S. Fischer in the third season was of particular significance.
"I didn't have time to write original stories," Hargrove recalled. "We were constantly
looking for promising scripts. We got some spec material (on speculation and not
assigned by a producer) from Peter Fischer, and I liked it a lot. His stuff was so good that
we made him the story editor for the fourth season."
Fischer would actually be given the same lofty title that Gillis had held during the
second season: executive story consultant. But the job was story editor.
Aptly enough, the series' first story editor, Steven Bochco, was instrumental in getting
Fischer involved in Columbo.
"When I came out to California," said Fischer, a native of Flushing, New York, "one of
the first people I met was Steven Bochco. He and
I played in the same poker game on Thursday nights. I was a big Columbo fan, so I wrote a
spec Columbo script for my own amusement and enjoyment. It was a very good script, too. I
gave it to Steve and he gave it to Hargrove and Kibbee. They read it and liked it, but,
meanwhile, I got a job working on another series called Griff [ABC, 1973–74]—the late,
unlamented Griff. Bochco and I did it together. He was the producer. He called me up and
asked me if I wanted to he story editor. We had a lot of laughs while the Titanic was sinking."
Griff, which starred Lorne Greene, had a run that paralleled the third season of Columbo.
While Bochco's series was struggling to find an audience, however, Hargrove was wooing
Fischer for Columbo.
"Dean asked me if I would write a script for Columbo," Fischer explained. "They were in
trouble on scripts. Dean said, 'We liked your spec script. What else do you have? Do you have
any other thoughts?' And I came up with 'Publish or Perish.'"
Two of Fischer's scripts were produced for the third season. The young writer gave the talent
pool just the boost it needed. He understood the character and he liked it. Like Gillis, he had a
splendid knack for clues. Like Levinson and Link, he had a good mind for mysteries. And Falk
liked him.
"You could tell from the start that Peter Fischer had a real feel for the show," Falk said.
"You start with Levinson and Link. They created it. What we missed when Dick and Bill left
was a writer who could ride herd on the scripts. Dick and Bill were gone. Bochco was gone. So
Peter greatly helped the show. He made fantastic writing contributions."
Under Hargrove and Kibbee's direction, the Columbo unit actually improved on the strong
second season.
In fact, the third season—the lucky third—compares very favorably with the outstanding
first season. Considering how entrenched the Columbo format had become in the public
viewing consciousness after two TV movies and two seasons, the freshness of these episodes is
quite remarkable.
There is an ironic footnote to this shining season: for the second year in a row, Columbo
was scheduled against Mannix, the two-fisted CBS detective series created by Levinson and
Link. A top-ten show during the 1971–72 season, Mannix faded badly when forced to battle
for ratings with The NBC Sunday Mystery Movie. Mike Connors' private eye would make
something of a comeback during the 1974–75 season, yet CBS had seen enough. The network
canceled the violent program after its eighth year.
Richard Boone's Hec Ramsey returned as the fourth member of the Sunday Mystery Movie
wheel. Hec continued to struggle, as did the
revamped NBC Wednesday Mystery Movie wheel: Widmark's Madigan, James McEachin in
Tenafly, Dan Dailey and James Naughton in Faraday and Company and Helen Hayes and
Mildred Natwick as The Snoop Sisters.
Unable to duplicate the Columbo/McCloud/McMillan and Wife success on Wednesday
nights, NBC made the Wednesday Mystery Movie the Tuesday Mystery Movie in January 1974.
They had tried to reinvent the wheel and the experiment had failed. NBC gave up on a second
Mystery Movie package. There would be only one wheel rolling for NBC in the fall of 1974.
C A S E # 1 8 : LOVELY BUT LETHAL

(originally aired September 23, 1973)

Written by JACKSON GILLIs

(from a story by Myrna Bercovici)
Directed by JEANNOT SZWARC
Produced by DOUGLAS BENTON
Executive producers: DEAN HARGROVE AND ROLAND KIBBEE
Associate producer: ROBERT F. O'NEILL
Executive story consultant: JACKSON GILLIS
Music Score: DICK DE BENEDICTIS
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: HARRY WOLF, A.s.c.
Art director: LOYD S. PAPEZ
Film editor: LARRY LESTER
Set decorations: GEORGE GAINES
Sound: TERRY KELLUM
Assistant director: JACK DORAN
Unit manager: KENNY WILLIAMS
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Wardrobe furnished by SAKS FIFTH AVENUE
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ....................................................PETER FALK
VIVECA SCOTT .................................................. VERA MILES
KARL LESSING ............................................ MARTIN SHEEN
DAVID LANG ............................................... VINCENT PRICE
SHIRLEY BLAINE ......................... SIAN BARBARA ALLEN
DR. MURCHESON .......................................... FRED DRAPER
FERDY .......................................................... GINO CONFORTI
JERRY ..........................................................COLBY CHESTER
LAB ATTENDANT .......................................... BRUCE KIRBY
SERGEANT ................................................. JOHN FINNEGAN
BURTON ...............................................................DICK STAHL
FINGERPRINT MAN ................................ MARC HANNIBAL
THE THIRD SEASON (1973-74) 147
POLICEMAN ................................................... DAVID TOMA
FASHION MODERATOR .................. LAYNE MATTHESS

Synopsis—Legendary cosmetics queen Viveca Scott finds that her Beauty Mark empire is
being threatened by arch rival David Lang. Her hopes for survival rest on the development of a
revolutionary cream formula that actually helps remove wrinkles. The early tests by Beauty
Mark's chief chemist, Dr. Murcheson, are encouraging.
Viveca is horrified to learn that Karl Lessing, Murcheson's young assistant and her former
lover, has pirated the formula. He intends to sell it to David Lang.
What Karl doesn't know is that Viveca has a spy in the enemy camp—David Lang's private
secretary, Shirley Blaine. She tells Beauty Mark's founder and chairman that David is going to
give $200,000 to a mysterious Mr. Smith.
Viveca goes to Karl's beach house and demands the return of Murcheson's formula. Still
bitter about their breakup, he tells his boss that the formula is not written down anywhere. He
takes the unique eight-sided sample jar from the flour tin where it was hidden and casually
tosses the rest of the magical cream to Viveca. It won't do her any good, he claims. The
formula is only in his head.
"It's mine," Viveca says.
"Is it?" Karl asks contemptuously.
"You stole it," she shouts.
"Prove it," he answers.
Seeing that Karl has the upper hand, she writes down a financial offer on the back of a
television magazine. He laughs at her. Driven to desperation, Viveca suggests a personal and
business partnership. Enjoying her humiliation, he turns her down.
Enraged, Viveca grabs Karl's microscope and hits him over the head. He is dead. She takes
the jar and runs.
Lieutenant Columbo is on the scene the next morning. He notices the octagonal shape in the
flour tin and the picture of Viveca Scott on the dead man's dart board. He also sees the figures
written on the TV magazine. Somebody jotted them down with a black eyebrow pencil.
Feeling the carpet, he tells the other officers to be careful. There's broken glass from
somewhere.
The police learn that Karl, although he had less than $300 in the bank, had made reservations
for Paris and the Riviera.
In the personnel offices of Beauty Mark, Columbo finds that Karl's file is the only one that
has been carelessly shoved in backward. Few
people had access to those files, so his suspicions about Viveca are becoming stronger.
In the research labs of Beauty Mark, Columbo learns about the company's use of special
containers to code research products. Each experiment gets a different shape jar, close in
size to the octagonal outline left in Karl's flour tin.
When Columbo tells Viveca about the figures scrawled with an eyebrow pencil, she says
that indicates a brunette. She's a redhead and redheads don't use black eyebrow pencils. But
later he discovers that she uses a black eyebrow pencil to paint on her trademark beauty
mark.
The lieutenant's case becomes stronger when he adds the fact that Karl Lessing, using the
name of Smith, had met with David Lang.
Columbo isn't the only one putting things together. Shirley realizes what happened and
she's decided to blackmail Viveca. Viveca pretends cooperation while slipping the secretary
a cigarette laced with poison. Minutes later, the drug takes effect and Shirley is killed in a
car accident.
What finally solves the case is the case of poison ivy developing on Viveca's hand. She
hasn't been out of state and poison ivy doesn't exist in the Los Angeles area. Where did she
get it?
Oddly enough, Columbo, too, has developed poison ivy on his hand. They got it in the
same place—Karl Lessing's beach house. The chemist had been working with poison ivy. A
sample was on the slide in his microscope. Viveca got her poison ivy when she wielded the
microscope as a weapon. Columbo got his when he touched the shattered remains of the
slide in the carpet.

Although beautifully acted, "Lovely but Lethal" has a relatively weak conclusion.
Columbo's case rests on the fact that both he and Viveca have developed poison ivy. Of
course, she could always claim that her infection was caused by shaking hands with him!
While this is a nifty clue, it isn't conclusive. Hargrove and Kibbee actually led the third
season with their weakest card.
Still, the cast is strong, even by Columbo standards. In addition to Vera Miles (The
Searchers, The Wrong Man, Psycho) as a cosmetics queen whose regal exterior conceals a
mental makeup capable of murder, the episode features Vincent Price, Martin Sheen and
Fred Draper.
Sheen, who was six years away from his performance in Francis Ford Coppola's
Apocalypse Now, was quite willing to do anything that had Levinson and Link's names on
it. The year before "Lovely but Lethal," he had starred with Hal Holbrook in a landmark TV
movie written by
the team, That Certain Summer. A year after the episode, he would star in their TV movie The
Execution of Private Slovik. In 1984, he was featured in The Guardian, a drama they wrote for
Home Box Office.
"I just adore them," Sheen said in 1985. "It's just that simple. They're just such good and
decent and bright and funny guys. I laugh around them all the time. They're very humane. I
would work for them wherever, whatever."
There was one other reason Sheen agreed to accept a relatively small role in "Lovely but
Lethal."
"I wanted to meet Vincent Price," he explained. "Even though I knew I had no scenes with
him, I knew I'd get to meet him. That was my thrill. He's one of my favorite actors. We had great
fun together. That's my favorite memory of that whole show."
"Well, I became an enormous fan of Martin Sheen," Price said about a week later. "I loved the
show, so I was very pleased to be asked to be on it."
C A S E # 1 9 : A N Y OLD PORT IN A S T O R M

(originally aired October 7, 1973)

Written by STANLEY RALPH ROSS
(from a story by Larry Cohen)
Directed by LEO PENN
Produced by ROBERT F. O'NEILL
Executive producers: DEAN HARGROVE and ROLAND KIBBEE
Music Score: DICK DE BENEDICTIS
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: HARRY WOLF, A.S.C.
Art director: ARCH BACON
Set decorations: JOHN M. DWYER
Assistant director: JOE BOSTON
Unit manager: WILBUR MOSIER
Film editors: BUDD SMALL and LARRY LESTER
Sound: DAVID H. MORIARTY
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ..................................................... PETER FALK
ADRIAN CARSINI .............................. DONALD PLEASENCE
RIC CARSINI ..................................................GARY CONWAY
KAREN FIELDING .............................................JULIE HARRIS
JOAN STACEY ................................................JOYCE JILLSON
FALCON .............................................................. DANA ELCAR
MAITRE D' .......................................................................................... VITO SCOTTI
THE DRUNK ................................................ROBERT DONNER
STEIN ................................................... ROBERT ELLENSTEIN
BILLY FINE ................................................ROBERT WALDEN
LEWIS ............................................................REGIS J. CORDIC
ANDY STEVENS ................................................... REID SMITH
OFFICER .......................................................... JOHN MCCANN
FRENCHMAN ..............................................GEORGE GAYNES
STEWARD ......................................................MONTY LANDIS
THE THIRD SEASON (1973—74) 151
AUCTIONEER .................................. WALKER EDMISTON
CASSIE MARLOWE ........................ PAMELA CAMPBELL

Synopsis—Half-English and half-Italian Adrian Carsini is about to be named the wine

industry's man of the year. Although a dedicated winemaker and ardent collector, Adrian is a
poor businessman. Such lack of regard for profit infuriates his young half-brother, Ric, a high-
living playboy who enjoys auto racing, scuba diving and parachute jumping.
The family wine business and the money were left to Adrian. The land that Carsini Wineries
sits on, however, legally belongs to Ric.
On the Sunday that Adrian and his devoted secretary, soft-spoken Karen Fielding, are about
to leave for a New York business trip, Ric stops at the winery to announce that he's getting
married for the fourth time. He's short of cash, but that's only going to be a temporary
situation. Ric says that he's decided to sell the Carsini land to competitors who specialize in
notoriously cheap mass-market wines.
Adrian, who has known true happiness at the winery, is appalled and infuriated. In a blind
rage, he picks up a heavy object from his desk and knocks Ric unconscious.
Karen is in her outer office briefly, but Adrian sends her home. He then takes Ric's body into
his private wine cellar and shuts off the air-conditioning unit. Securely tied up, Ric will
suffocate while Adrian is in New York City.
After hiding Ric's beloved red sports car, Adrian heads for the airport. When he returns to
the West Coast several days later, he takes Ric's body from the wine vault and dresses it in
scuba gear. Packing a folding bicycle, he drives the sports car to a deserted stretch of beach.
He dumps the body into the ocean and pedals back to the winery.
In the meantime, though, Ric's fiancée, Joan Stacey, has filed a missing person report with
the police. When there's no officer in the missing person's office, she winds up talking to a
Lieutenant Columbo. He's with Homicide, yet he agrees to do some checking for her.
"I see he's an Italian and we Italians have got to stick together," Columbo tells her.
The Coast Guard spots Ric's body and the police make the natural assumption. Ric hit his
head while scuba diving. The oxygen in his tanks ran out and he suffocated. The coroner
agrees that it was death by suffocation and fixes the date of the "accident" as Tuesday.
 Adrian, of course, was in New York at the time. It certainly looks like an accident, but
several details bother Lieutenant Columbo.
The top of Ric's sports car was down. It rained Tuesday. Why would someone leave the top
down when it was raining, especially on an expensive car that the owner kept in top
condition? And there are no water stains in the car.
Just as troubling are the results of the autopsy. Ric hadn't eaten for two days before his
death. Why would someone weaken himself by fasting for two days and then do something
as strenuous as scuba diving? Joan and Ric's friends tell Columbo that the younger Carsini
brother was a superb athlete and a big eater.
Columbo suspects Adrian of somehow being involved with his brother's death. To better
understand his adversary, the beer-drinking lieutenant takes a crash course in basic wine
knowledge. He learns about breathing, decanting and sediment.
While showing Columbo his private collection of priceless wines, Adrian explains that air
conditioning is necessary to keep the vault at a safe temperature. Excessive heat will cause
oxidation and spoil the wine.
Columbo asks if someone could get trapped in the vault. When he persists, Adrian offers to
leave and shut the door. Seemingly satisfied, the lieutenant walks out a few seconds later.
Columbo is stumped by the fact that Adrian was the last person to see Ric alive. Ric was at
the winery on a Sunday and supposedly went scuba diving on Tuesday. Why didn't anyone
see him for two days? The winery guard saw Ric arrive, but he never saw the younger Carsini
brother leave.
Karen covers for her boss by telling Columbo that, yes, she did see Ric leave the winery on
Sunday.
Pretending to be penitent for his "unwarranted suspicions," Columbo invites Adrian and
Karen out for an expensive dinner at an ultra-swanky restaurant. Adrian is impressed by the
policeman's wine selection. He is stunned when the restaurant has a rare vintage dessert
wine.
But his pleasure turns to fury when his discerning palate deduces that the wine has been
ruined by oxidation.
Leaving the restaurant, Columbo expresses admiration for Adrian's tasting skills. It's
amazing what heat can do. While they were in New York, the lieutenant says, there was an
unbelievable heat wave. The temperature shot up to 109 degrees.
While driving home, Karen makes it clear that she will no longer be merely an employee.
Without her lies, Columbo would still suspect Adrian. She'll use this power for blackmail.
 There's an even sadder fate ahead for Adrian. After emptying the bottles from his wine vault,
he heads for the rocky cliffs where the police found Ric's car. One by one, he throws the
cherished wine into the ocean. Columbo is watching him.
The detective realized that, without air conditioning, the heat in Adrian's wine vault must
have jumped to more than 150 degrees. The wine was oxidized.
How could he be sure? Well, when left alone in Adrian's vault, Columbo took the liberty of
borrowing a bottle. That was the wine served to them at the restaurant.
The irony is not lost on Adrian. He is one of the few men in the country who could have told
Columbo that the dessert wine had been exposed to extreme heat.
"Do I get a confession?" Columbo asks.
Yes, Adrian answers, this actually is a great weight off his shoulders.
He tells the lieutenant that Karen had extortion plans. Columbo realizes how much it hurts to
destroy these precious wines. He drives Adrian back to the winery and shows him the dessert
wine he has brought along, knowing this would be the end of the case.
"You've learned very well, Lieutenant," Adrian says.
Genuinely touched, Columbo answers, "That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me."

Like "Dagger of the Mind," "Any Old Port in a Storm" is one of the few two-hour episodes
that doesn't seem padded. But "Any Old Port in a Storm" is a far better effort than the very
entertaining "Dagger of the Mind."
Indeed, "Any Old Port" easily earns a mention with the very best Columbo episodes:
"Murder by the Book," "Death Lends a Hand," "Suitable for Framing," "A Stitch in Crime."
Perhaps Columbo never felt so unhappy about catching a murderer. In the course of his
investigation, the dogged lieutenant comes to appreciate Adrian Carsini's love of the
vineyards and honored traditions.
"I'm very fond of that episode," Falk commented. "Columbo liked the Donald Pleasence
character a lot. That character had the same obsession with excellence that Columbo had.
Columbo might have been a slob with clothes, but he had a respect and admiration for
excellence. The job has to be done properly. He doesn't like sloppiness in the job. Columbo
was delighted by that guy. He admired him."
And Pleasence made a splendidly engaging and eccentric adversary for Falk's splendidly
engaging and eccentric hero.
Thrust into the world of winemaking, Columbo seems more Italian than ever before.
"We gave him an Italian name, but, remember, Irish-faced Thomas Mitchell played
Columbo on stage," Richard Levinson said. "Falk would bring in the Italian aspects."
More and more, Columbo dropped hints about his Italian heritage. In one of the last
episodes, "Murder Under Glass" (1978), we discover he has a rough command of Italian.
"Any Old Port in a Storm" is the first episode to feature an amusing cameo appearance by
veteran character actor Vito Scotti. The versa-tile performer did such a wonderful job as the
fussy maitre d', he was brought back to play a fashionable Beverly Hills tailor in the very next
episode, "Candidate for Crime." There would also be memorable appearances as a mortician
in "Swan Song" and a derelict in "Negative Reaction."
"Vito Scotti is a good friend and a terrific actor," Falk said. "We
were glad to use him whenever we could. He was terrific as the waiter, the old bum, the funeral
parlor director."
Cast in the relatively minor role of Billy Fine is Robert Walden, the actor who would later
achieve fame as reporter Joe Rossi on CBS's Lou Grant and ex-football kicker Joe Waters in
the witty Showtime pay-cable sitcom Brothers.
In its first season, Columbo, a series that broke many of commercial television's hard-and-
fast rules, lived by its own set of strictly enforced rules. These were set down by the character's
creators, Richard Levin-son and William Link. And most were observed until the show ended
its prime-time run. Never give Columbo a first name. He doesn't carry a gun. Don't show him
at home. Never show his wife. These you might call commandments, and they were kept.
But producers and writers who followed Levinson and Link didn't feel as obligated to
observe the lesser laws of the first season. Levinson and Link had decreed that Columbo never
be shown in his office, yet that's where we first see him in "Any Old Port in a Storm." It
doesn't hurt the episode at all.
Vintage Columbo from opening credits to last, "Any Old Port in a Storm" is at the same time
clever, poignant and funny. If there's a
sense of tragedy to the conclusion, there's also a mischievous spirit running throughout the
tautly paced two hours. Nowhere is that more apparent than in the scene at the bar. Columbo
is trying to hear something but a drunk (played by Robert Donner) keeps trying to strike up a
conversation. Finally, the inebriated fellow hits Columbo with one of his own trademark
lines: "I'm sorry that I bothered you."

FOOTNOTE # 5 : Columbo's Theme Song

In addition to the presence of Vito Scotti, "Any Old Port in a Storm" contains another
delightful first. This episode marked the introduction of the song "This Old Man" (the
children's nick-nack-pattywhack tune), which Columbo hums while making a phone call at
the winery. He hums it again in "Candidate for Crime" and the rest, as they say, is history.
The melody became as much a part of Columbo as the car, the dog and the wife.
It became something like Columbo's unofficial theme song. After a while, the music
arrangers started working the tune into the scores of different episodes. All of this reached a
magnificent conclusion in "Murder Under Glass." In a montage scene, a parade of waiters
serves a stunning array of food to a smiling Columbo, marching to the lively accompaniment
of a grandly arranged version of "This Old Man" (although producer Richard Alan Simmons
had wanted the "Colonel Bogey March").
Again, Falk was responsible.
"I just used to like to sing it," he explained, "and one day it came out of Columbo. It's a
song that absolutely tickles me. That just happened. I whistled it in a couple of shows. It just
evolved. It's such a silly little tune."
CASE # 20: CANDIDATE FOR CRIME

(originally aired November 4, 1973)

Written by IRVING PEARLBERG, ALVIN R. FRIEDMAN and
ROLAND KIBBEE, & DEAN HARGROVE (from a story by
Larry C o h e n )
Directed by BORIS SAGAL
Produced by DEAN HARGROVE and ROLAND KIBBEE
Associate producer: EDWARD K. DODDS
Music Score: DICK DE BENEDICTIS
Sunday Mystery Movie T h e me : HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: WILLIAM CRONJAGER
Art director: JOHN WM. CORSO
Set decorations: WILLIAM J. MCLAUGHLIN
Assistant director: WALT GILMORE
Unit manager: BRAD ARONSON
Film editor: ROBERT L. KIMBLE, A.C.E.
Sound: EDWIN S. HALL
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO .................................................... PETER FALK
NELSON HAYWARD ....................................JACKIE COOPER
HARRY STONE ............................................ KEN SWOFFORD
VICTORIA HAYWARD .............................JOANNE LINVILLE
LINDA JOHNSON ........................................ TISHA STERLING
MR. CHADWICK ................................................ VITO SCOTTI
SGT. VERSON ............................................. ROBERT KARNES
SGT. ROJAS ........................................................ JAY VARELA
DEPUTY COMMISSIONER ............................ REGIS CORDIC
HARRIS ........................................................ SANDY KENYON
DIRECTOR ............................................................ JACK RILEY
DR. PERENCHIO ............................................. MARIO GALLO
HIGHWAY PATROLMAN ................................ JUDE FARESE
TV ANCHORMAN ........................................CLETE ROBERTS
158 THE COLUMBO PHILE
FIRST DETECTIVE ............................ANGELO GRISANTI
SECOND DETECTIVE ................................... LEW BROWN
LARRY ......................................................... DON DIAMOND
SHELLY .......................................JAMES G. RICHARDSON
CAMPAIGN MANAGER ................................. BILL ANDES
LUCY .................................................. LUCILLE MEREDITH
SECRETARY .................................................. KATIE SAGAL
NEWSMAN .............................................. LARRY BURRELL

Synopsis—With election day close at hand, Nelson Hayward finds himself in an extremely
tight race for a Senate seat from California. Since the candidate is known for his tough stands
against organized crime, campaign manager Harry Stone has manufactured stories about death
threats against Nelson. Although only a ploy to drum up badly needed votes, the strategy is
effective enough to earn Nelson a constant curtain of police protection. One of the Los
Angeles officers assigned to this detail is a homicide lieutenant named Columbo.
Knowing that the death threats are completely phony, Nelson cavalierly dismisses them
when answering questions from reporters. He won't be intimidated.
Actually, it's crude Harry Stone who is intimidating Nelson. Harry knows that the married
candidate is carrying on an affair with campaign worker Linda Johnson. It's political
dynamite. It has to be ended.
Harry has become too powerful. He knows too much. He pulls too many strings. Nelson
tells his campaign manager that he'll stop seeing Linda, but he can't just tell her over the
phone. She might do some-thing rash—something that will lead to scandal. Harry grudgingly
sees the wisdom in this.
Nelson says he has an idea. He pretends to call Linda, asking her to meet him at his beach
house. But how can he slip away from the hotel? The police are watching his every step.
Nelson convinces Harry to put on his hat and jacket. When the police see Harry drive away in
Nelson's clothes, they'll assume it's the candidate. They'll give a panicked chase, and the
confusion will allow Nelson to sneak away unnoticed.
The two plan to meet at the beach house. Harry easily loses the police, who believe that
he's Nelson, and drives to the rendezvous point. Nelson is waiting for him in the garage. The
politician shoots his campaign manager three times. He puts a watch on the dead man's
wrist, sets it ahead to 9:20 and smashes the crystal against the garage floor.
The senatorial candidate then drives to his other house, where guests have arrived for a
surprise party in honor of his wife's birthday. The festivities start at 8:30. About an hour later,
Nelson goes into the study and calls the police. Disguising his voice, he tells them they can
find Nelson Hayward's body in the garage of his beach house.
It doesn't take long for the first officers on the scene to figure out what happened. Harry
dressed as Nelson and lured the police away from the hotel so the candidate could enjoy his
wife's party. Mobsters followed Harry to the beach house, thinking he was Nelson, and shot
him down. The broken watch sets the time of death at 9:20. The phone call backs that up.
The commissioner puts Columbo in charge of the murder investigation. A number of things
bother the lieutenant. First, he notices that the engine of the car Harry was driving is cold.
Police were on the scene moments after the shooting supposedly occurred, so the engine
should still be warm.
Then there's the broken watch itself. Harry bought all of his clothes with only one thing in
mind: durability. He was a rugged man with rugged tastes. Wouldn't he wear a watch that was
almost impossible to break? Yet the watch on his wrist is a flimsy model with a fragile crystal.
It doesn't fit him.
And the street light across from the garage is out. Without that, how did the killer have
enough light to shoot Harry?
Finally, where did the killer call from? The call came in minutes after 9:20, but the only
phone in the area is in a garage that was closed on the night of the shooting.
Columbo also learns that Nelson had ordered an identical jacket to the one he gave Harry to
put on.
Nelson realizes that Columbo is on his trail. The only way to avert suspicion is to arrange an
attempt on his life. His plan seems ingenious. Taking the gun he used to shoot Harry, the
candidate goes into his hotel room and says he needs some time to make private phone calls.
When alone, he goes out on the balcony and puts a silencer on the gun. He shoots through the
window, aiming as if to hit somebody on the phone. Nelson draws the blinds, puts the gun back
in his briefcase and gives it to Linda to put in the office safe. Then Nelson and his wife,
Victoria, go off to vote.
That night, with campaign workers in the outer room, Nelson again excuses himself to make
some private calls. This time, he sets off a firecracker on the balcony. Everyone rushes in.
There was the sound
of a shot. There's a bullet hole in the glass window. There's a hole in the wall near the phone.
Columbo arrives and says the man that fired the shot is still in the room. Nelson is furious.
There's no gun in the room. All that the police have to do, the candidate says, is dig out the
bullet and see if it matches the ones found in Harry's body.
No, Columbo tells him, they've already done that. There is no bullet in the wall. It's in the
lieutenant's pocket. And it was fired from the same gun that killed Harry Stone.
You see, Columbo explains, he had asked to be told when Nelson was alone. Officers
reported to the lieutenant when the candidate went in to make his private calls that afternoon.
Columbo was in the press suite, 616, which is next door to Nelson's room, 615. He waited for
the phone light to come on. When it didn't come on, Columbo had to ask himself what Nelson
was doing all that time. When Nelson and Victoria went to vote, Columbo went in and found
the bullet. That bullet was removed from the wall three hours before Nelson claims that
somebody fired it at him.

Despite the splendid payoff and fine work by former child star Jackie Cooper, "Candidate for
Crime" is only moderately successful. Like "Etude in Black," it is a two-hour episode that
should have been held to ninety minutes. Several scenes are mercilessly padded. Others are
unnecessary.
 What makes these shortcomings all the more frustrating is that "Candidate for Crime" is so
tantalizingly close to being one of the high-caliber Columbo stories. Skillfully using dozens
and dozens of extras, director Boris Sagal ("The Greenhouse Jungle") effectively creates the
hectic atmosphere of a campaign in its last days.
The pacing, however, is severely damaged by the need to pump the episode to two hours.
Tighter scenes and an editor's scissors would have lifted "Candidate for Crime" several
notches.
Yet the episode does have one of the series' most memorable openings. After nineteen
mysteries in which we waited about twenty minutes for Columbo to appear, his face appears
in the first few seconds of "Candidate for Crime." The lieutenant already has been assigned
to the team protecting Nelson Hayward. Then he disappears and the episode proceeds
according to formula.
"That was nice," Falk said. "You're not supposed to see him for twenty minutes and, all of
a sudden, he's the first thing you see."
A Peter S. Fischer script had yet to be produced for Columbo, but the writer was watching
the show very carefully. He was just delighted with the "Candidate for Crime" opening.
"It's terrific," Fischer laughed. "You're watching the credits and there he is. Your reaction
is, `Wait a minute. What's he doing here? He's not supposed to show up for twenty minutes."
CASE # 21: DOUBLE EXPOSURE

(originally aired December 16, 1973)

Written by STEPHEN J. CANNELL
Directed by RICHARD QUINE
Produced by DEAN HARGROVE AND ROLAND KIBBEE
Associate producer: EDWARD K. DODDS
Music Score: DICK DE BENEDICTIS
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: WILLIAM CRONJAGER
Art director: JOHN W. CORSO
Set decorations: WILLIAM MCLAUGHLIN
Assistant director: PHILLIP COOK
Unit manager: BRAD ARONSON
Film editor: RONALD LAVINE
Sound: WILLIAM BEARDEN
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ....................................................PETER FALK
DR. BART KEPPLE ......................................... ROBERT CULP
VICTOR NORRIS .............................. ROBERT MIDDLETON
MRS. NORRIS .............................................LOUISE LATHAM
TANYA BAKER ...................................... ARLENE MARTELL
ROGER WHITE ...........................................CHUCK MCCANN
PRESS PHOTOGRAPHER ......................DENNY GOLDMAN
FIRST DETECTIVE .......................................JOHN MILFORD
FILM EDITOR ............................................. GEORGE WYNER
BALLISTICS MAN ..................................... RICHARD STAHL
PATTERSON ............................................FRANCIS DESALES
HOUSEKEEPER ...........................................ALMA BELTRAN
DETECTIVE MARLEY .......................DENNIS ROBERTSON
SECOND DETECTIVE .................................HARRY HICKOX
MRS. HALSTEAD .........................................ANN DRISCOLL
NORBERT .......................................................... E.A. SIRIANNI
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FIRST DETECTIVE ...............................MANUEL DEPINA
TECHNICIAN .......................................... THOMAS BELLIN
NARRATOR .............................................. PETER WALKER
RECEPTIONIST ........................... MARY BETH SIKORSKI

Synopsis—Dr. Bart Kepple is a brilliant motivational research scientist, but he's also
something of a blackmailer. A certain Tanya Baker is quite proficient at getting Kepple's
male clients into compromising positions. One of these clients, powerful Victor Norris, has
decided that he will no longer be a victim of extortion. The married Norris is threatening to
expose Kepple.
The author of several books on motivational research and its use in selling, Kepple is an
expert on the use of subliminal cuts. These are one-frame pictures edited into motion
pictures or commercials. They go by so fast that the human eye doesn't realize what it has
seen, but the picture or message does register with the subconscious mind, leaving behind a
strong mental suggestion. If, for instance, subliminal cuts of hot buttered popcorn were edited
into a movie, it would make more people think of popcorn. The popcorn sales would go crazy.
(A somewhat disreputable selling tool, it works well enough for the government to frown on
its use.)
Several clients are gathering at Kepple's research institute to see a film he has put together
on advertising and the art of selling. Norris is one of those businessmen. Before the guests
start arriving, Kepple calls Mrs. Norris and tells her that he is Tanya Baker's boyfriend. He
says that her husband is having an affair with Tanya. He claims to have proof. He asks her
to meet him later that night.
At a reception, Kepple makes sure that Norris eats plenty of his beloved caviar—a very
salty snack. What Norris doesn't know is that the film he is about to see has been salted with
subliminal cuts. The screening room is warm and Kepple has edited shots of iced tea and
soft drinks into scenes of deserts.
When everyone has left his office, Kepple takes a pistol from his cabinet and goes to the
screening room. From the stage, he tells the audience that the film has no narration, so he'll
read the script from behind the curtain.
He actually has recorded his narration, and the tape will make everyone think that he was
behind the curtain during the entire run of the film. When Norris inevitably gets up to go to
the water fountain, Kepple is waiting for him.
The early evidence seems to cast suspicion on Mrs. Norris. Having
 been called away from her home by Kepple, she has no alibi for the time of the shooting.
And there's a motive: Victor was having an affair with Tanya Baker.
Kepple, on the other hand, would appear to have the perfect alibi. People heard him
narrating the film when Norris was shot, and none of the guns in his office match the caliber
of the pistol used to kill Norris.
But details about the murder bother Lieutenant Columbo. How could the murderer know
that Victor Norris, out of all the people in the screening room, would get up and go to the
water fountain? How could he know when Norris would leave the screening room? It doesn't
make sense that a gunman, even Victor's wife, would wait in the lobby and hope that Norris
would come out alone.
And Mrs. Norris doesn't seem like a killer. If she had planned to murder her husband,
wouldn't she at least have tried to arrange a better alibi?
After reading Kepple's books, Columbo learns all about subliminal stimulus. Yet the
institute's screening room projectionist, Roger White, also has figured out how Kepple killed
Norris. He heard the splices going through the projector. He wants $50,000 for his silence.
Kepple agrees to the terms, but later goes to the theater where Roger works and kills him.
Columbo has to find a way to get Kepple to expose himself. During another screening at
the institute, Kepple becomes panicky and bolts for his office. He removes something hidden
in a lamp just as Columbo emerges from his hiding place.
Kepple is holding a calibration converter, an instrument that fits into the barrel of a pistol.
It will convert a .45 into a .22. That's a nice touch, Columbo says.
Then Kepple realizes how Columbo caught him. The lieutenant had a photographer take
several pictures of him snooping around Kepple's office, including one by the lamp. They
were edited into the film. A subliminal cut made Kepple think that Columbo may have
found the converter. He had to check. The crafty detective had used the scientist's own
methods against him. The irony isn't lost on Kepple.
"I'll tell you one thing, Lieutenant," he laughs, "you have to admit,
you never would have solved it without using my technique." "That's right, Doc," Columbo
agrees. "If there was a reward, I'd
support your claim to it."

A cunningly crafted mystery, "Double Exposure" is the only Columbo episode penned by
Stephen J. Cannell. In 1973, the writer
was under contract at Universal and dying (figuratively speaking, of course) to write for the
series.
"I always loved the show," Cannell explained. "I always wanted to write a Columbo, but
other commitments kept getting in the way. Then there was a writers' strike and I had all this
time on my hands. When I was in college, I had written a thesis on subliminal cuts. I found
that thesis while I was cleaning out my garage, and I thought it was a terrific idea for a
Columbo. So, during the strike, I wrote it on spec. I did it just for the heck of it. I was
entertaining myself. I swung by Dean Hargrove's office and said, `Here, I was bored and wrote
this during the strike. If you like it, use it.'"
Cannell isn't indulging in idle praise when he says that he was a
Columbo fan. He followed the show with an expert eye during its first two seasons.
"I was an avid viewer of the series," he said. "It was my perception that it worked best in
the first year when the premise was that an urbane, sophisticated man or woman, for reasons
of complete personal gain or jealousy, would commit a perfect murder—an intelligent
murder. He was completely sure of himself and along would come this shambling guy in a
raincoat. At first amused by this little guy, the murderer slowly would realize that he had a
major intellect on his hands. It became mano a mano. That led to the classic scene where
Columbo and the murderer would sit opposite each other and the murderer says, `You think I
committed this murder.' And Columbo says, `Aw, gee, if I ever made you feel like that . . .'
And the guy would say, `Cut the shit. You know and I know that I did this, but you'll never
prove it.' So Columbo would force him into a second move—a stupid move—that would
incriminate him. In the second season, I saw more crimes of passion. I thought it should be a
cold-blooded, sophisticated, planned murder."
He kept to that vision in "Double Exposure," the third and final Columbo episode featuring
Robert Culp as a murderer.
"Robert Culp was exactly the guy I pictured," Cannell said. "But I never said to anyone,
`Gee, Robert Culp would be perfect for this."
And perfect he was. It was the actor's third appearance in as many seasons. More than
seven years later, Culp would play Bill Maxwell in writer/producer Stephen J. Cannell's ABC
series The Greatest American Hero.
In between "Double Exposure" and American Hero, though, Cannell would launch a
detective series that, like Columbo, is hailed as one of the medium's finest efforts. If
Columbo represents television's best mystery influenced by the G.K. Chesterton/Agatha
Christie school, then The Rockford Files is its equivalent in the Raymond Chandler school.
Starring James Gamer as private detective Jim Rockford, the series lasted six seasons (1974
80).
Cannell sees a few similarities between Columbo and The Rockford Files.
"Both were stylish blendings of a great actor with strong writing and a strong concept," he
explained. "Remove any one of those elements and you wouldn't have a classic. They were
both really well executed shows. And each was a case of the right actor in the right part.
Gamer and Falk were ideal for those roles. Rockford wouldn't have worked without Garner.
The same is true of Columbo and Falk. Of course, you can't overlook the genius of Levinson
and Link. They're masters at mystery. They came up with a concept that was artful and
cerebral. It
THE THIRD SEASON ( 1 9 7 3 - 7 4) 167

had talk instead of action, and the talk was done so well that you didn't need action. It was a
brilliant show."
It's unfortunate that Cannell didn't write more Columbo episodes. He certainly understood
the show, and he concocted a marvelous duet for Falk and Culp. In fact, his dialogue
underscores the idea that we're watching a game. When Columbo tries a particular ploy,
Kepple answers by saying, "I'll play." In other scenes, the give-and-take becomes less and less
veiled.
Cannell's script artfully advances the game in absorbing fashion. Falk and Culp rise to the
occasion.
The Rockford Files, which premiered the fall after "Double Exposure" aired, signaled the start
of Cannell's rise as one of television's most powerful writer/producers. His many series have
included Chase, Baa Baa Black Sheep (also known as The Black Sheep Squadron), City of
Angels (another Chandleresque detective show), Tenspeed and Brown-shoe, The A-Team
(which helped NBC climb out of the ratings basement), Hardcastle & McCormick, Riptide,
Hunter, Stingray, Wiseguy, 21 Jump Street and J.J. Starbuck.
A footnote for Columbo trivia fans: "Double Exposure" was the first episode in which
Columbo refers to a previous case. He enters and says that he was "working late on that
Hayward case" (i.e. Nelson Hayward of "Candidate for Crime").
CASE # 22: PUBLISH OR PERISH

(originally aired January 18, 1974)

W r i t t e n by PETER S. FISCHER
Directed by ROBERT BUTLER
Produced by DEAN HARGROVE AND ROLAND KIBBEE
Associate producer: EDWARD K. DODDS
Music Score: BILLY GOLDENBERG
S u n d a y Mystery Movie The me : HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: WILLIAM J. CRONJAGER
Art director: JOHN W. CORSO
Set decorations: WILLIAM MCLAUGHLIN
Assistant director: ROBERT GILMORE
Unit manager: BRAD ARONSON
Film editor: ROBERT L. KIMBLE, A.C.E.
Sound: WALLACE BEARDEN
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ......................................................PETER FALK
RILEY GREENLEAF ........................................ JACK CASSIDY
ALLEN MALLORY ................................... MICKEY SPILLANE
EILEEN MCRAE ....................................MARIETTE HARTLEY
EDDIE KANE ................................................JOHN CHANDLER
JEFFREY NEAL ................................... JACQUES AUBUCHON
LOU D'ALLESANDRO ............................... GREGORY SIERRA
DAVID CRASE .................................................... ALAN FUDGE
SGT. YOUNG ..................................................... PAUL SHENAR
WOLPERT .......................................................... JACK BENDER
SECURITY GUARD ...........................................TED GEHRING
RESTAURANT OWNER .......................................VERN ROWE
LAB TECHNICIAN ...............................................LEW PALTER
LOCKSMITH ............................................... GEORGE BRENLIN
PALMER ................................................................J.S. JOHNSON
WALTER ................................................... MAURICE MARSAC
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ELDERLY MAN ............................... JAMES MILLHOLLIN
ELDERLY WOMAN .................. MARGESTHER DENVER
KRAMER ................................................... DAVIS ROBERTS
PARKING ATTENDANT ............................. ROCKY FRIER

Synopsis—Allen Mallory, the author of five bestselling detective novels, has decided to
leave Riley Greenleaf's publishing house. His agent, Eileen McRae, has convinced him that
he can write serious fiction for rival publisher Jeffrey Neal.
Enraged by the defection, Riley hires demolitions expert Eddie Kane to kill Allen. In
addition to collecting on a huge life insurance policy, Riley will make sure that Allen never
writes for another publisher.
Riley secures Eddie's services by promising that he'll publish the Army veteran's how-to
book on explosives. Riley gives Eddie a key to Allen's office and a pistol. The gun belongs to
Riley and his fingerprints are all over it. The key also belongs to Riley. After shooting Allen,
Eddie is to drop both near the scene of the murder.
The publisher's devious plan is to draw suspicion to himself and then demolish it with an
airtight alibi.
Riley shows up at a publishing party and makes what appear to be drunken threats. He
staggers off to establish an alibi. Later that night, while Eddie is shooting Allen, Riley is
getting himself thrown out of a bar. He also gets into an accident in the bar's parking lot. He
insults a couple and tells them to call his insurance agent in the morning.
Allen's body is discovered the next morning. Riley, of course, is the early suspect. He
made threats to Allen. The murder weapon has his fingerprints on it. And his key was found
near the door of Allen's office.
But before the day is out, the couple gets in touch with Riley's insurance agent and
confirms that he wasn't anywhere near Allen's office when the author was shot. Lieutenant
Columbo has to admit that it looks as if someone is out to frame Riley for the writer's murder.
Riley tells Columbo that he had no idea what Allen's latest book was about. Eileen says the
novel, Sixty Miles to Saigon, dealt with a prisoner of war in Vietnam. The story was so
promising that Universal had purchased the film rights for Rock Hudson. The studio, though,
didn't want the central character killed off, so Eileen suggested an alternate ending
acceptable to the author.
Meanwhile, Columbo tells Riley that there's no question about someone trying to
incriminate him. Riley's key, which was left near
the body, doesn't fit the lock to Allen's office. Allen had had the locks changed about three
weeks ago, the lieutenant says. How did the murderer get in the room? Even Riley is stumped
by that one. He thought the old key would work when he gave it to Eddie. Anyway, Columbo
tells the publisher, when they find the person with the new key, they'll have the murderer.
Riley had intended all along to get rid of Eddie, but now he must be sure that the police think
he is the murderer. Riley has a new key made and heads for Eddie's apartment. He gives the
hired gunman drugged champagne. While Eddie is out, Riley uses his typewriter to compose a
fake letter—supposedly written nine months before by Eddie to Riley. It is the outline for a
novel titled Sixty Miles to Saigon.
The publisher takes the original copy of the letter and puts the carbons in Eddie's. metal
filing cabinet. Riley places the key to the new lock on Eddie's key ring and leaves a detonation
device behind. Eddie is killed, and it appears that the explosion was an accident—an
experiment gone wrong. Columbo finds the key and the outline.
Riley tells Columbo that, yes, Eddie Kane did send him the outline for the novel. The
publisher claims that Allen saw it and thought it would make a great book. He says that he
intended to pay Eddie for his idea, but the veteran was outraged. The logical conclusion is that
Eddie killed Allen for stealing his idea.
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Eileen has to admit that the synopsis found in Eddie's apartment is identical to Allen's
manuscript. In fact, she says, it almost reads like Allen dictated it. That gives Columbo an
idea.
The next day, Riley is summoned to Allen's office. Columbo tells the publisher about the
evidence against him. First there's the key found on Eddie's ring. It fits the lock on the door,
all right, but that lock was changed after Allen's murder, not before. It was changed by
Columbo, and the only person he told about the change was Riley. How did Eddie end up
with a key to a lock that Columbo had ordered?
You see, Columbo explains, Eddie didn't need a key on the night of the murder. Why not?
The door was open.
The lieutenant also has found the man who transcribed the tapes Allen made while working
on his books. He admits that Riley has been paying him enormous sums for the contents of
Sixty Miles to Saigon.
Why is that so damaging? Well, the synopsis that Riley claims Eddie sent to him contains
the alternate ending suggested by Eileen McRae. How can an outline written nine months
ago include an ending that was only invented last week?

The first Peter S. Fischer script produced for Columbo, "Publish or Perish" was cleverly
directed by Robert Butler ("Double Shock"). The second of three episodes featuring the
definitive Columbo villain, Jack Cassidy, the complex ninety-minute outing is full of twists
and turns and crests and curves.
Ironically, while "Candidate for Crime" should have been pared back to ninety minutes,
"Publish or Perish" could have been extended by a half hour. Fischer hadn't quite mastered the
specifics of writing for Columbo, and his original script contained too much action.
"It was just too long," Fischer explained. "But instead of cutting out too much, they did an
interesting thing. At the same time, they showed on the screen both Jack Cassidy in the bar
and the murderer killing Mickey Spillane. Otherwise, there would have been no way to show
it all."
The parallel action shots work quite nicely, especially since the technique was new to the
series. The "explosive" opening credits are another effective touch. Each credit is punctuated
by an explosion set off by Eddie Kane—really gets things off with a bang.
"The direction and editing really enhanced that script," Fischer said. "Had they shot what I
gave them, it would have been too long and maybe harder to follow. They made it work,
although I think it was a nightmare for the editors."
 It's difficult to imagine a better Riley Greenleaf than Cassidy, yet the young writer
originally envisioned a far different actor in the role.
"I had written that character for Jack Klugman," Fischer revealed. "I wanted the publisher
to be much seedier, not the typical elegant Columbo villain. Dick [Levinson] said it works
best when you take the scruffy little guy with the blue collar and put him up against diamond
studs." In fact, Klugman was one of the actors Levinson had said should never be a Columbo
murderer.
"I think everybody connected with the show thought Culp and Cassidy were just perfect,"
Falk said. "Terrific actors. But there wasn't one that we had on the show that I had a problem
with—not one."
By all accounts, "Publish or Perish" was a very happy set.
"I didn't have a great part," Mariette Hartley commented, "hut it was great fun working
with Peter and Jack Cassidy. They worked very hard, but it was loose. Jack Cassidy would
chase me around the set. He was just terrible in a wonderful sort of way."
The episode also benefits from the presence of Mickey Spillane, author of the Mike
Hammer detective novels. An author of popular detective fiction was playing the author of
popular detective fiction in a detective series.
Columbo makes his second reference to the Hayward case ("Candidate for Crime"), and
the episode even indulges in an obvious in-joke. Hartley's character, Eileen McRae, says that
Universal (the Columbo home studio) wants to buy Allen Mallory's novel for Rock Hudson
(star of McMillan and Wife, one of the Columbo companion series on The Sunday Mystery
Movie).
CASE # 23: MIND OVER M AYHEM

(originally aired February 10, 1974)

Written by STEVEN BOCHCO, DEAN HARGROVE AND ROLAND KIBBEE (from a story
by Robert Sp e c h t )
Directed by A L F KJELLIN
Produced by DEAN HARGROVE AND ROLAND KIBBEE
Associate producer: EDWARD K. DODDS
Music Score: D I C K DE BENEDICTIS
Sunday Mystery Movie T h e me : HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: WILLIAM J. CRONJAGER
Art director: JOHN W. CORSO
Set decorations: WILLIAM MCLAUGHLIN
Assistant director: PHILLIP C O O K
Unit manager: BRAD ARONSON
Film editor: RONALD LAVINE
Sound: WALLACE BEARDEN
Robot furnished by BILL MALONE
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO .....................................................PETER FALK
DR. MARSHALL CAHILL .................................. JOSE FERRER
PROF. HOWARD NICHOLSON ............................LEW AYRES
NEIL CAHILL ..............................................ROBERT WALKER
MARGARET NICHOLSON .........................JESSICA WALTER
STEVE SPELBERG .............................LEE H. MONTGOMERY
ROSS ...................................................................LOU WAGNER
MURPH .......................................................... ART BATANIDES
MOTEL MANAGER .............................DARRELL ZWERLING
FARNSWORTH ...................................CHARLES MACAULAY
CORONER ...................................................... JOHN ZAREMBA
FIELDS .......................................................WILLIAM BRYANT
WHITEHEAD ................................................. BERT HOLLAND
PLAINCLOTHESMAN ............................................... ED FURY
174 THE COLUMBO PHILE
JEFF ........................................................ JEFFERSON KIBBEE
LADY SCIENTIST .....................................DIANNE TURLEY
MALE SCIENTIST ...................... WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER
RECEPTIONIST ............................................... DEIDRE HALL
FIRST REPORTER ............................. DENNIS ROBERTSON
OFFICER ...........................................................LUIS MORENO

Synopsis—Young Neil Cahill's theory of molecular power is about to win him scientist of
the year honors. His demanding father, Dr. Marshall Cahill, head of the Cybernetic Research
Institute think tank, is justifiably proud.
But Professor Howard Nicholson, an elderly chemist at the Institute, has files that prove
Neil stole the theory from the late Dr. Carl Finch. If Neil doesn't confess the fraud, Howard
will expose him.
Howard, however, doesn't blame Neil. The responsibility, he says, belongs to Marshall,
who has pressured and bullied his son.
"He stole the work of a giant to win the approval of a tyrant," Howard comments.
Marshall will not let his son be touched by scandal. Howard must be eliminated.
That night, Marshall is supposed to he programming war game exercises at the isolated
console of an Institute computer. He arranges to have the sophisticated MM-7 robot sit in for
him. He then takes the Institute car assigned to his assistant, Ross, and drives to Howard's
house.
After Howard's much younger wife, psychologist Margaret Nichol-son, leaves for an all-
night encounter session, Marshall uses the car's horn to lure his colleague into the driveway.
He runs Howard down and takes the body into the living room. Marshall sets things up to
make it look as if Howard was killed by drug users after the heroin he tested for the
government. He then returns to the Institute and completes the war games. Marshall later
notices a tell-tale dent in the car he drove, so he backs into the vehicle with his own car,
covering the evidence.
The coroner says that Howard might have been worked over with a baseball hat.
Disheveled Lieutenant Columbo notices several details that indicate the scene has been
staged. There's a streak of shoe polish about halfway up the door to the room where Howard's
body was found. The polish is from one of Howard's shoes, which proves that somebody
carried the body into the room. Besides, Margaret left Howard working in his garage
laboratory. The body was left in the living room.
If Howard was in the garage and the robbery took place in the garage, why would the body
be in the living room? And the drugs were stolen from a canister marked only with the
chemical formula for heroin. A drug user probably wouldn't know that.
The pipe Howard was smoking when Margaret left is missing. Columbo finds fragments of it
in the driveway. The coroner tells him that the dead man's injuries are consistent with those of
a hit-and-run victim.
What most fascinates Columbo, however, is the match he's found in a living room ashtray.
The room was cleaned the night before and only three people were in it afterward: Howard,
who smoked a pipe but used a special lighter; Margaret, who doesn't smoke; and the murderer.
The match is burned almost all the way down, and Columbo, of all people, knows what that
suggests: a cigar smoker. Marshall shows up to offer Margaret his sympathies. Before he
leaves, he pulls out a cigar.
Poking around at the institute, Columbo meets boy genius Steve Spelberg, designer of the
MM-7 robot. Steve tells the policeman how a robot can be programmed to do almost anything
a man can do. Steve is delighted by the lieutenant's company. He tells Columbo that it's the
second time in a week that someone has actually treated him like a kid. When was the first
time? On the night of Howard's murder, Marshall arranged for Steve to attend a drive-in
movie.
Margaret discovers that Columbo is going through Howard's files. The folder for Carl Finch
is missing. It's the only thing missing. Maybe that's what the murderer was after all the time.
Columbo senses that Margaret, a bad liar, knows more than she's telling. Being Neil's
psychologist, she is aware that he plagiarized Finch's theory.
Tortured by guilt and prompted by Margaret, Neil confesses to his theft. Columbo knows
that Marshall murdered Howard, but he has no real proof. Instead, with Neil's admission, the
lieutenant has a strong case against the murderer's son.
Hoping it will push Marshall to confess, Columbo arrests Neil. He had motive: Howard
knew about Finch's work and Neil's scientific theft. He had opportunity: Neil was on the
grounds of the Institute when Howard was murdered. And he had means: Neil had checked out
one of the Institute's cars. It also doesn't look good that Margaret, a beautiful woman married
to an older man, was constantly seen in young Neil's company. A jury just might believe that
Neil had more than one motive. Finally, Neil has no way of substantiating his alibi.
Knowing that Neil very well could be convicted of murder,
Marshall runs after Columbo and confesses. If Marshall committed murder to protect his son,
Columbo reasoned, maybe he would confess for the same reason.
"How did you know?" Marshall asks.
It was that match, Columbo tells him. "I was looking for a cigar smoker, and there you
were."

An idea first sketched out by Steven Bochco (working from a story by Robert Specht),
"Mind Over Mayhem" was beautifully fleshed out by Hargrove and Kibbee. Without having to
strain to reach the dreaded two-hour limit, director Alf Kjellin delivered a tautly paced blend of
mystery and humor.
The guest cast is one of the series' best. Playing the head genius in a colony of geniuses, Jose
Ferrer (an Oscar winner for Cyrano de Bergerac) is magnificently disdainful of the blue-collar
Columbo. Fine performances also are contributed by Lew Ayres, Jessica Walter, Robert
Walker, Lee H. Montgomery, Dog and a modified version of Robby the Robot (the familiar
science-fiction figure that appeared in the 1956 film Forbidden Planet and episodes of The
Twilight Zone and Lost in Space. ). Playing minor roles in the episode are two future series
stars: William Christopher (who would soon achieve fame as Father Mulcahy on the long-
running M * A * S * H ) and Deidre Hall (a daytime soap opera performer and Jessie on Our
House).
And "Mind Over Mayhem" contains one of Peter Falk's favorite clues: the burned match.
The actor remembers the clue with some-thing closely related to rapture.
"Oh, yes," Falk said, savoring the memory. "Great clue. Really great clue. That's one of the
few that really stands out."
By the third season, the Columbo writers were starting to reveal a penchant for in-jokes. In
"Publish and Perish," for instance, we got the line about Universal buying the murdered
author's book for Rock Hudson. In "Mind Over Mayhem," we're introduced to a boy-genius
character named Steve Spelberg (one letter away from Steve Spiel-berg, the boy genius who
had directed the first Columbo episode, "Murder by the Book"). The gag may have been left by
Bochco, since he and Spielberg were the boy wonders of the Universal lot. However it
occurred, the timing is interesting. Spielberg's first feature, The Sugarland Express, was
released in 1974. Jaws followed in 1975, launching the director on the path to mogul status.
CASE #24: SWAN SONG

(originally aired March 3, 1974)

Wr i t t e n b y DAVID RAYFIEL
(from a story by St a nl ey Ralph Ross)
Directed b y NICHOLAS COLASANTO
Produced b y EDWARD K . DODDS
Executive producers: DEAN HARGROVE AND ROLAND KIBBEE
Music Score: D I C K DE BENEDICTIS
Sunday Mystery Movie The me : HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: WILLIAM CRONJAGER
Art director: JOHN W. CORSO
Set decorations: WILLIAM MCLAUGHLIN
Assistant director: PHILLIP C O O K
U n i t manager: BRAD ARONSON
Film editor: BoB KAGEY
Sound: WALLACE BEARDEN
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes b y GRADY HUNT
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ..................................................... PETER FALK
TOMMY BROWN ............................................ JOHNNY CASH
EDNA BROWN ...................................................... IDA LUPINO
LUKE BASKET ....................................WILLIAM MCKINNEY
J.J. STRINGER ..............................................SORRELL BOOKE
ROLAND PANGBORN .....................................JOHN DEHNER
MARYANN .............................................. BONNIE VAN DYKE
TINA ............................................................... JANIT BALDWIN
MR. GRINDELL ...................................................VITO SCOTTI
THE COLONEL ........................................... JOHN RANDOLPH
LADY ......................................................LUCILLE MEREDITH
BENNETT ......................................................RICHARD CAINE
PHIL ...................................................... DONALD MANTOOTH
FRANK ..................................................... JEFFERSON KIBBEE
JEFF .................................................................DOUG DIRKSON
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TV REPORTER ....................................... LARRY BURRELL
TV CAMERAMAN ...................... MIKE EDWARD LALLY
POLICE PILOT ........................................TOM MCFADDEN
MANAGER .......................................HARRY HARVEY, SR.

Synopsis—The star of the Lost Soul Crusades, country-western singer Tommy Brown
regularly sells out auditoriums and stadiums. But he sees very little of the enormous profits.
Those are controlled by his pious and fanatical wife, evangelist Edna Brown.
Edna is able to keep Tommy under thumb because she knows he frequented motels with
crusade singer Maryann when she was just sixteen years old. If he quits singing before the
Lost Soul tabernacle can be built, Edna will turn him in on charges of statutory rape. An ex-
convict, Tommy can't afford to call her bluff. Yet he has swallowed all the blackmail he can
stomach.
After a concert in Bakersfield, Tommy makes one final request for a larger share of the
profits. When Edna refuses, the singer goes ahead with his intricate murder scheme. First he
prepares a thermos of coffee laced with sleeping pills. Next he packs a homemade parachute
into a case designed to carry navigational charts.
Tommy will fly his own small plane to their next engagement in Los Angeles. Edna and
Maryann will go with him. Before leaving for the airport, Tommy gives his favorite guitar to
Luke, Edna's brother, and tells him to make sure it's put in a safe spot on the bus. Once in the
air, Tommy tells Edna and Maryann that the plane's heater isn't working. He gives them the
coffee to drink. When they are unconscious, he throws the thermos out the window and straps
on his home-made parachute.
The plane crashes and Tommy lands nearby. His chute, however, had to be smaller than
regulation to fit in the navigation case, so his rate of descent is faster than usual. His landing
is rough and he breaks his leg. Quickly hiding the chute in a hollow log, he drags himself near
the burning plane and passes out.
The next day, aviation investigator Roland Pangborn tells Lieutenant Columbo that the
crash was caused by pilot error. Tommy's electrical system failed. He was miraculously
thrown from the plane. It's a rare occurrence, Pangborn says, but not unheard of in his
experience. What's a homicide officer doing at the site of a plane crash? Well, Columbo
answers, Edna's brother is certain that somehow Tommy planned the whole thing. He's sure
it's a case of murder. Luke
knows that Edna had something on Tommy, but he doesn't know what it could have been.
Columbo notices that there are no ashes in the navigation kit. Tommy says that suction
forced all the charts out the window during the flight. Columbo notices that the passengers'
seat belts stayed fastened in the crash, but the pilot's seat belt was unlatched. Tommy says he
had to unbuckle the belt to perform some emergency procedures. Columbo notices that
Tommy gave Luke his prized guitar to put on the bus. Tommy says he was worried about the
effects of unpressurized flying on the instrument. Columbo is concerned because the medical
examiner found evidence of barbiturates in Edna's and Maryann's systems. Tommy says they
took sleeping pills to help fight air sickness.
They're all plausible answers. Still, Tommy can't answer Columbo's two most troubling
questions. First, the level of drugs found in the victims' bodies was too high. Second, the
thermos bottle wasn't found in the wreckage. It wouldn't have burned (metal and glass), so
what happened to it?
Columbo says he's worried because maybe the coffee was spiked and meant for Tommy.
Maybe somebody wanted him to drink the coffee and fall asleep at the controls. It's
imperative that the thermos be found, Columbo says.
Tommy says that he was thrown from the plane, maybe the thermos was also thrown clear.
That's a good thought, Columbo answers. He's going to have rangers and boy scouts and
volunteers comb the woods. They'll find that thermos.
Tommy isn't worried about them finding the thermos. He's afraid they'll stumble on the
parachute. That's exactly what Columbo wants him to think. His investigation turned up that
Tommy had been an expert parachute rigger in the Air Force. And forty-five yards of
material is missing from the crusade's seamstress shop.
When Tommy goes to retrieve the chute, Columbo is waiting for him.
"I'm glad it's over," the singer tells Columbo. His conscience was getting the better of him.
If the lieutenant hadn't trapped him, sooner or later he would have confessed.

For once, Columbo is matching wits with a murderer who is every bit as blue collar and
down-to-earth as he is. And Columbo gets to like Tommy Brown and his music. Tommy, like
Adrian Carsini in "Any Old Port in a Storm," is quite willing to confess when Columbo
corners him. He feels relief. Columbo experiences some regret.
 But "Swan Song" isn't quite as successful as "Any Old Port" at justifying its two-hour
running time. Although hardly a had episode, it is too long and slightly choppy. Once again,
director Nicholas Colasanto ("Etude in Black") was faced with the problems of stretching a
natural ninety-minute story to two hours.
Yet the episode does have a great deal to recommend it, not the least of which is the work of
country-western giant Johnny Cash. Rather than cast an actor who could approximate
Nashville, Hargrove and Kibbee opted for the genuine article. Country's Man in Black wasn't a
newcomer to acting. He had already starred with Kirk Douglas in the film A Gunfight.
Although not in the same class as Donald Pleasence, Jose Ferrer and Jack Cassidy, Cash was
the wisest choice to play a country singer who always dresses in black. As Tommy Brown, he
is natural and likable. His down-home style mixes very well with Falk's New York tones.
There might have been better actors available, but none could have brought the same level of
authenticity to the role. The opening credits, for instance, cleverly blend studio shots with
footage from an actual Cash concert.
 Humor always was an integral part of the Columbo concept, all the way back to
Prescription: Murder. In later episodes, though, there was a tendency to put a heavier
emphasis on the comedy. It was a trend that bothered Dick Levinson.
"Peter tended to play broader comedy," Columbo's co-creator commented. "He also could
make it too cute. They started using too many close-ups, which we disagreed with."
Entire scenes were being improvised or designed to showcase an elaborate joke that
ostensibly moves the plot forward. One suspects that many such interludes were inserted to
help the episode reach two hours. The results were hit and miss. "Swan Song" contains a
good example of a hit and a miss.
The scene in which funeral parlor director Mr. Grindell (Vito Scotti, of course) tries to sell
Columbo a burial plot is inspired lunacy. At the opposite extreme, there's the scene with the
Colonel (veteran character actor John Randolph), which seems labored and heavy-handed.
The talented Randolph is asked to play a caricature of a career military officer, and his bluff-
and-bluster manner comes off as a contrivance to prolong the encounter by making it
difficult for Columbo to extract information.
Not surprisingly, "Swan Song" features another in-joke. "I talked to your
arranger," Columbo tells Tommy.
"Nick Colasanto," Tommy says.
C A S E # 2 5 : A F R I E N D IN D E E D

(originally aired May 5, 1974)

Written by PETER S. FISCHER
Directed by BEN GAZZARA
Produced by EDWARD K. DODDS
Executive producers: DEAN HARGROVE AND ROLAND KIBBEE
Music Score: BILLY GOLDENBERG AND DICK DE BENEDICTIS
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: WILLIAM CRONJAGER
Art director: JOHN W. CORSO
Set decorations: WILLIAM MCLAUGHLIN
Assistant director: PHILLIP COOK
Unit manager: BRAD ARONSON
Film editor: ROBERT L. KIMBLE, A.C.E.
Sound: WALLACE BEARDEN
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO .................................................... PETER FALK
DEPUTY COMMISSIONER MARK HALPERIN RICHARD KILEY
HUGH CALDWELL .............................. MICHAEL MCGUIRE
MARGARET HALPERIN ...................ROSEMARY MURPHY
ARTIE JESSUP ..................................................... VAL AVERY
BRUNO WEXLER ...................................... ERIC CHRISTMAS
THELMA ........................................................... ELEANOR ZEE
LT. DRYER .................................................. JOHN FINNEGAN
SALESGIRL ............................................. ARLENE MARTELL
DOYLE .........................................................VICTOR CAMPOS
DR. MACMURRAY ................................... JOSHUA BRYANT
CHARLIE SHOUP .............................................JOHN CALVIN
AMOS LAWRENCE .................................. BYRON MORROW
SHARKEY ................................................ JAMES V. CHRISTY
MRS. FERNANDEZ .....................................ALMA BELTRAN
AL COMO ................................................. ALBERT POPWELL
184 .................................................. THE COLUMBO PHILE

SGT. NED RANDALL ........................................BEN MARINO

CHARLES ..................................................JUDSON MORGAN
POLICEMAN ..........................................TOM CASTRONOVA
POLICE PILOT ............................................PAUL SORENSEN
NATHAN FLOWERS ....................................... BERNIE KUBY
SECOND BARTENDER ......................................MIKE LALLY
FIRST PATROLMAN ..................................RICHARD LANCE
PHOTOGRAPHER ...........................................ELDON BURKE
LIMOUSINE DRIVER ................................. JACK KRUPNICK

Synopsis—Hugh Caldwell, who lives in the fashionable Bel Air section of Los Angeles, has
just murdered his wife, Janice. In a panic, he calls his neighbor and best friend, Mark
Halperin, who is gambling at their club. Mark tells Hugh to calm down and stay in plain
sight at the club's bar. He'll take care of everything.
Mark goes to the Caldwell house and stages a break-in. To help establish his alibi, Hugh
calls from the club's bar and fakes a conversation with Janice. Wearing gloves, Mark pulls
out one of Janice's nightgowns so the police will think that she was surprised by a burglar
while getting ready for bed. He also takes several of Janice's jewels so blame will fall on a
thief who has been hitting the neighborhood lately.
Back at his own house, Mark ribs his philanthropic wife, Margaret, about giving away vast
sums of her fortune to liberal causes. Strolling by their bedroom window, he pretends that he
sees a man running from the Caldwell house. He calls the police.
Actually, Mark is the police. He is Deputy Police Commissioner Mark Halperin. And he is
the boss of the man called in to investigate Janice Caldwell's murder, Lieutenant Columbo.
Columbo isn't so sure that Janice was killed by the jewel thief. As the robbery officers
point out, the MO is the same, but the Bel Air burglar hasn't killed anybody before. Other
things bother Columbo. Hugh says he talked to Janice before she started getting ready for bed.
Yet her fingerprints aren't on the phone. A nightgown was taken from her closet, but her prints
aren't on the closet, either. And Janice didn't even need to get a nightgown from the closet. It
was her custom to keep one folded underneath her pillow.
The thief also left a huge ring that Janice was wearing. Why? That's easy, a robbery
detective says. It's made of glass. It's a phony. A pro would have spotted it from a mile off,
and this guy is a pro. But just about all of Janice's jewels were glass. She was seeing younger
men and
THE THIRD SEASON (1973—74) 185
selling her precious gems to buy them expensive gifts. Why did this so-called pro steal a
bunch of glass?
The next day, Mark tells reporters that the force will catch this thief-turned-murderer. He's
already made one slip, the deputy commissioner explains: he ran from the Caldwell house
while Mark and his wife could see him. Margaret, of course, didn't see any burglar. Anybody
watching the televised press conference, though, would get the impression that she did.
While attending Janice's funeral, Mark tells Hugh that it's time to redeem his favor. Hugh
murdered his wife and Mark helped him establish an alibi. Now Mark is going to murder his
wife and Hugh must help him. Hugh has no choice.
Early that evening, Mark drowns Margaret while she is taking a bubble bath. He dresses
the body and cleans the tub.
That night, Mark is riding in a police helicopter that's patrolling the neighborhood. The
deputy commissioner tells the pilot that he sees something suspicious going on at his own
house. Flying closer, they see a man (Hugh in disguise) carrying Margaret's body to the pool.
He dumps the body in the water and runs away. Mark drags the body out and shams a
desperate bid to revive his dead wife.
In the house, Mark tells Columbo that he blames himself. His "poor" choice of words at the
press conference obviously made the murderer think that Margaret could identify him. There
is no sign of forced entry, so the thief probably surprised her when she was leaving for a
testimonial dinner.
There are just as many details about the second murder that bother Columbo. The clothes
Margaret was found in were the same ones Columbo saw her wearing earlier that day. She
had torn them while working in the garden. It isn't likely that she'd choose that outfit for a
testimonial dinner. Somewhat more troubling is the coroner's report: the autopsy doesn't reveal
any trace of chlorine in her lungs, but soap is found.
Columbo becomes more and more certain that Mark and Hugh killed their wives. How can
he go after his boss?
The lieutenant shakes the deputy commissioner by bringing up the inconsistencies and
suggesting that they should be looking for a murderer who made it look like the work of a
robber. Mark firmly tells Columbo that he should abandon that route and concentrate on the
burglary aspects of the case.
That gives Columbo an idea. Leave out the last two murders, he asks an officer in the
robbery division, and who is your primary suspect? That's easy: veteran jewel thief Artie
Jessup.
Columbo goes to see Artie and persuades him to call Hugh. Artie
tells Hugh he knows he killed his wife. He wants $5,000 as the first payment for his silence.
Hugh gets in touch with Mark, who tells him to go ahead and deliver the money and he'll
do the rest.
Columbo is going over the files of the major suspects. He says the answer to the case must
lie somewhere in these folders. Mark agrees and casually flips through some of the records.
Maybe something will click, he says. What he's actually looking for is the address on Artie
Jessup's file.
 The deputy commissioner gets the jewels he took from the Caldwell house and plants them
in the apartment listed on Artie's record. When Hugh goes to deliver the blackmail money, the
police are there to arrest Artie. Hoping to complete the frame job, Mark leads a raid on Artie's
apartment.
They find the jewels, of course, but Columbo has a curve for the deputy commissioner.
Artie Jessup doesn't live in this apartment. Columbo lives there! He just signed the lease. Then
he took the address and put it on Artie's folder. Only two people knew the address: Columbo
and Mark Halperin. When Hugh understands the situation, he'll fill in the missing details.

The first of two episodes directed by Falk's close friend Ben Gazzara (who had starred in
NBC's Run for Your Life), "A Friend in Deed" is a two-hour mystery that needs to be two
hours.
"Both of the ones I did were originally supposed to be ninety minutes," Gazzara said, "and
both spilled over to two hours."
Of all the episodes Peter Fischer had a hand in writing, this one remains his favorite.
"The premise came from Hargrove and Kibbee," Fischer related. "What would happen if
Columbo had to go after the guy who was his boss? That one was done under tremendous
pressure, but if I had to pick out one that I particularly like, it would he `A Friend in Deed."
The episode certainly ended the third season on a strong note and solidified the possibility
that Fischer would inherit the story editor's job once held by his friend Bochco.
Keeping up the tradition of classy guest murderers is Richard Kiley, best known for his
portrayal of Don Quixote in the original Broadway production of Man of La Mancha.
"I loved the show," Kiley said, "so I was quite pleased to appear on it. It was a wonderful
experience. It was doubly enjoyable because Ben Gazzara directed the episode. He was an old
friend of Peter's, so it was an enormously enjoyable, easygoing set. Peter really set a tone of
quality."
Indeed, the atmosphere may have been a little too easygoing for Universal's tastes. Gazzara
was quite familiar with Falk's celebrated penchant for numerous takes. When studio
executives were hovering around the set, the director would make a point of drawing attention
to the precious time that was being consumed by the star's call for take after take.
"Peter can exhaust you," Gazzara laughed. "Peter can go on forever. He's warming up on take
seventy. I enjoyed it. I'd beat him to it. I'd say, `Let's do it again.' He'd say, 'Yeahhh!'"
 It was not a pretty sight for budget-minded executives.
"We're gonna do it until we get it right," Gazzara would announce, knowing the effect it
would have on the worried onlookers.
"Yeah, that's right," Falk would answer. "We're gonna do it until we get it right."
"I'd laugh my ass off," Gazzara recalled. "The studio guys are tearing their hair out. We're
on take fifty and Peter is saying, 'I'm just warming up, Ben. I'm just warming up.'
"We had a lot of fun. The fact that we were friends certainly had something to do with the
fact that I directed those episodes. I don't know that much about mystery. Peter is a stickler
for the clues. He would say, 'The clues are the thing, Ben. That's what the audience wants—
the logic of the clues."
Kiley also came away with stories to tell.
"My favorite story that came out of that show is that there was a scene in which I pretend
to rescue my wife, played by Rosemary Murphy, from a swimming pool," he said. "I had to
run, dive in the pool, drag her out and do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Well, I threw myself
into the scene and I'm doing the mouth-to-mouth when I suddenly realize that I have never
met Rosemary before. So, while the cameras are still rolling, I looked down and said, 'How
do you do, Rosemary? We've never met before. I'm Richard Kiley."
Summing Up the
Third Season

"I'm sure you'll find others to harass," Dr. Barry Mayfield (Leonard Nimoy) told Lieutenant
Columbo during the second season's "A Stitch in Crime" episode. How right he was.
The excellence of the third season was justifiably recognized on the evening of May 28,
1974. That night, Columbo finally was named Outstanding Limited Series at the Emmy
awards (Dean Hargrove and Roland Kibbee, executive producers; Douglas Benton, Robert
F. O'Neill and Edward K. Dodds, producers).
Although it had been a mighty struggle to produce eight episodes (four two-hour shows),
the season had included some of the series' best stories ("Any Old Port in a Storm," "Mind
Over Mayhem," "Double Exposure," "Publish or Perish").
Falk was convinced that the series could not maintain its high level of quality at a rate of
eight episodes a season. NBC wasn't pleased, but the actor pushed and got a six-episode
schedule for the fourth season.
PART V

THE FOURTH SEASON

(1974-75)
"Now we're talking about murder—pure and simple."
-LIEUTENANT COLUMBO
"By Dawn's Early Light" (1974)
Fourth and Six

The biggest philosophical change of the fourth season was the change from eight episodes to
six.
"The fewer you make, the better they are," Falk reasoned at the time. It also would give him
time to pursue movie projects.
Actually, though, Columbo was not a better series with fewer episodes to produce. The
fourth season, while quite good, would not compare with the remarkably strong first and third
seasons.
Perhaps the production team ran on all cylinders when driven by the frantic pace of a seven-
or eight-episode season. Perhaps after twenty-five mysteries featuring the unkempt lieutenant,
it was getting increasingly difficult to keep the format fresh.
Whatever the reason, the fourth season was a slight step back in quantity and quality. Still,
several contributions did help maintain high standards.
First, Roland Kibbee and Dean Hargrove returned as executive producers. They brought
with them a team of Columbo veterans: Edward K. Dodds, William Cronjager, Everett
Chambers. In fact, Chambers, whose association with the series ran all the way back to "Dead
Weight" (1971), was absorbing many of the day-to-day producing duties (probably in
anticipation of his taking over the series in the fifth season).
And Falk, far from bored with the role, was exerting more and more control.
"It's no secret that, as the years went by, Peter became more and more the de facto producer
of the show," Peter S. Fischer explained. "The proof of the pudding is that the character
maintained his integrity."
Despite minor quibbles, Dick Levinson agreed with Fischer's assessment: "Falk wouldn't let
anyone violate that character. And he under-stood the character better than anyone. Falk
became the guardian of the show, and a good one. He could become too whimsical. We tried
to stay away from schtick. But as he gained more control, Peter became the conscience of the
show. Even if we had stayed, we would have given him more authority. Remember, Peter was
the one continuing thread throughout the run of the show."
 Certainly Universal was feeling the weight of Falk's growing power. At one point in 1974,
the actor told reporters that he wanted out of his contract. Studio and network executives
gagged as headlines blared: Peter Falk Quits Columbo—Charges Breach of Contract. When
spotted back at work by reporters and asked about the walkout, Falk shrugged his shoulders
and said, "Well, you know how it is." Which everyone took to mean his demands had been
met.
They assumed correctly. During the third season, Falk's salary was reported to be $100,000
per episode. It was boosted to $132,000 for the fourth season. By 1976, it would jump to
$300,000 per episode, the highest paycheck in the business.
Falk's salary wasn't the only thing going up. The shooting schedule was getting longer.
During the first season, Levinson and Link had tried to shoot each episode in ten days. When
Hargrove took over, the schedule was ten days for a ninety-minute episode and thirteen or
fourteen for a two-hour show. The longer the series was on, the less rigid those guidelines
became. In 1977, one episode had a twenty-two-day shooting schedule.
Budget overruns on an already expensive series were sure to make Universal executives
nervous. There would come a day when the studio would tell NBC that it could not afford the
overruns, and the Peacock Network, still desperate for the popular Columbo episodes,
THE FOURTH SEASON (1974-75) 195

would say, "Okay, we'll pick up the excess tab." Richard Irving, by then a television
executive at Universal, thought that was a terrible mistake.
"It was a quality show, but getting there was too expensive," Irving said. "It went so far
overbudget that Universal refused to pay for it. That was the first time a network agreed to
pay us. That didn't last long, but it set in motion a practice where the network might help the
studio pay for an expensive show. It was a dangerous precedent set in motion by the studio's
loss of control over tight budgets. Now production costs are so high that the network and the
studio fight over who will pay for Miami Vice."
But in 1974, NBC and Universal were overjoyed to have a tremendous hit to their credit.
Falk's demands would be met.
The final reason for the strength of the fourth season was the addition of Peter Fischer as
story editor (executive story consultant). Two of his scripts, "Publish or Perish" and "A
Friend in Deed," had been produced during the third season, and Falk, always appreciative
of good scripts, was very impressed.
"The next thing I knew, they were offering me a job as story editor on the show," Fischer
recalled. "I didn't have a deal with the studio then, but I got a forty-five-minute sales pitch
on why I should join the company and become a story editor and sign a long-term deal.
When I got home, my agent called and said, `Universal has just made you the most wonderful
offer.' It was sort of a seven-year indentured servitude contract at minimum terms. I said,
`Did you know that Peter Falk was up in Sid Sheinberg's office about an hour ago, banging
on the desk and saying that if I wasn't the story editor, he wouldn't do the show?' There was
dead silence and then, `Really?' I said, `Now go see what they want to offer.' But we didn't
hold them up. It was good all around."
Yes, it was good all around. Hargrove and Kibbee gained an invaluable story editor.
Fischer gained an invaluable amount of experience. And Falk gained a writer he liked and
trusted.
"Falk loved Peter Fischer," Levinson said. "And he came to trust him. Peter Fischer was
the one guy who understood the show and could write it."
Hoping to knock off the NBC Sunday Mystery Movie, CBS moved a big gun, Telly
Savalas as Kojak, against it in September 1975. Falk told reporters that he was confident
Columbo would beat back the Kojak challenge. The actor pointed out that his contract
called for a fifth season.
When the dust settled, all sides could claim victory. Columbo topped Kojak in head-to-
head (or cigar-to-lollipop) meetings, but
Kojak ended up with a higher rating than the NBC Sunday Mystery Movie (in fact, so did
Mannix, which was canceled after the 1974–75 season). Both Kojak and the Mystery Movie
made the season's top twenty-five, so everyone went home happy.
After two seasons, Richard Boone's Hec Ramsey was dropped from the Mystery Movie
wheel. It was replaced by a series that was ahead of its time. Amy Prentiss starred Jessica
Walter (Margaret Nicholson in "Mind Over Mayhem") as San Francisco's first female chief
of detectives. Viewers did not respond to a woman in command and the promising effort only
lasted one season.
CASE #26: AN EXERCISE IN FATALITY

(originally aired September 15, 1974)

Written by PETER S. FISCHER
(from a story by Larry Co h e n )
Directed by BERNARD KOWALSKI
Produced by EDWARD K. DODDS
Executive producers: DEAN HARGROVE AND ROLAND KIBBEE
Music Score: DICK DE BENEDICTIS
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: WILLIAM CRONJAGER
Art director: JOHN W. CORSO
Set decorations: WILLIAM MCLAUGHLIN
Assistant director: RAY TAYLOR
Unit manager: MAURIE M. SUESS
Film editor: BOB KAGEY
Sound: JOHN KEAN
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ....................................................PETER FALK
MILO JANUS ............................................ ROBERT CONRAD
GENE STAFFORD ........................................... PHILIP BRUNS
BUDDY CASTLE ..................................... PAT HARRINGTON
JESSICA CONROY ............................ GRETCHEN CORBETT
RUTH STAFFORD ...................................... COLLIN WILCOX
AL MURPHY ..................................................... JUDE FARESE
LEWIS LACEY ....................................DARRELL ZWERLING
JERRY ...................................................DENNIS ROBERTSON
SGT. RICKETS ...................................... RAYMOND O'KEEFE
MEDICAL EXAMINER .....................................VICTOR IZAY
FRED ....................................................................ERIC MASON
HARRY LASSITER ............................................... J.R. CLARK
DR. FREEMAN ................................................ MEL STEVENS
PHOTOGRAPHER ..................................... MANUEL DEPINA
198 THE COLUMBO PHILE
NURSE .............................................. KATHLEEN O'MALLEY
DOBERMAN .........................................................DON NAGEL
WOMAN (ROSE) ........................................... SUSAN JACOBY

Synopsis—Physical fitness expert Milo Janus, the owner of a string of successful health spas,
looks much younger than his fifty-two years. His financial accounts, however, are not in such
good shape. He has been skimming off profits and shipping them into European bank
accounts.
A business associate, Gene Stafford, is close to uncovering the truth about Milo's creative
accounting methods. Working in the office at one of the spas, Gene has promised to follow
the trail of corruption to the end.
Milo puts up a brave front while he plans to murder Gene. He has thought out an ingenious
alibi. Milo's secretary, Jessica Conroy, tapes all telephone calls that come into the office.
Milo snips out a piece of tape from a call Gene recently made. The key passage is: "Hi,
Jessica. Gene Stafford. Can I speak to him?" Milo takes this recording, puts it on a tape
machine in his home office and hooks the machine to one of two phone lines in his house. He
then unscrews the lightbulb for that line on the living room phone.
At about eight o'clock that night, Milo confronts Gene at the spa. They are alone. There is a
scuffle and Gene pours hot coffee on Milo's arm. He runs but Milo catches him on the gym
floor and strangles him. Milo's plan is to make Gene's death look like an accident. He dresses
the body in sneakers and gym clothes. He puts the body on a bench and lowers a 180-pound
barbell on Gene's neck. The police will think that the weight slipped while Gene was working
out in the deserted building.
But Milo still has to establish an alibi. He drives to his home, where friends have gathered
for a party. At nine, he slips into his study and uses the tape machine on one phone line to
call the other home number. Of course, it rings in the living room, where Jessica picks it up.
The other line should be lit, indicating that the phone in the study is being used, but Milo has
unscrewed the bulb.
When Jessica picks up the phone, she hears Gene's voice: "Hi, Jessica. Gene Stafford. Can
I speak to him." Milo emerges from the study and stages a conversation with the already-
dead Gene. The guests at the party get the impression that Gene is alone at the spa and about
to start a workout.
The body is found the next morning by the maintenance staff.
Several things don't seem right to Lieutenant Columbo. He notices the spilled coffee on the
new rug in Gene's office. And he is intrigued by the brown scuff marks on the gym floor.
Only police officers have walked on the surface since it was cleaned the night before, and
they all wear black polish. The shoes in Gene's locker are brown.
These scuff marks can only be made by running and stopping short. Why would Gene be
running back and forth on a gym floor in his street clothes? Columbo also is bothered by the
fact that Gene ordered a large Chinese meal at 7:30. Why would he eat a heavy meal and
immediately start working out?
Two things catch Columbo's eye when he goes to tell Milo the news. A lightbulb in his
living room phone is out and the fitness guru has a nasty burn on his arm. "The last time that
happened to me," Columbo says, it was spilled coffee.
Gene's estranged wife, Ruth, tells the persistent lieutenant that Milo and Gene didn't get
along. Several entries in Gene's calendar refer to meetings with a Lewis Lacey, who, it turns
out, was hired to investigate Milo's financial dealings.
During a visit to Milo's office, Columbo sees that Jessica records all incoming phone calls.
Digging through the files, he finds a gap in a conversation Jessica had with Gene Stafford.
The secretary tells him that the night of the party was the first time she was at Milo's house.
If that's the case, Columbo wonders, why wasn't Gene surprised to hear her voice answer the
phone? Instead, he said, "Hi, Jessica. Gene Stafford," just as if he were calling the office and
expected her to pick up the phone.
After meeting with Lacey, Ruth tells Milo about her suspicions. He laughs at her. Gene
couldn't prove anything, he says, and you can't, either. Hurt, bewildered and depressed, Ruth
nearly kills herself with a combination of pills and liquor. Revived by doctors, she tells
Columbo about her meeting with Milo.
Angry, Columbo informs Milo of his investigation. While the lieu-tenant is leaving the
hospital, he sees a mother tying her son's shoes. That gives him an idea.
The knots in Gene's sneakers were reversed. The loop normally on top was on the bottom.
Somebody else put those sneakers on Gene, somebody facing him. Columbo knows this for
sure because the knots in the brown shoes found in Gene's lockers are normal.
"Okay," Milo says to Columbo, you've proved that someone else put on the sneakers, but
"you can't prove that I did it."
It could only have been you, Columbo answers. At 7:30, Gene was last seen wearing his
street clothes. He was supposed to have been alone. No one was supposed to have been in the
spa until the next
morning. Yet at nine o'clock, several hours before the body was discovered, Milo told
everyone at the party that Gene was wearing his gym clothes. How could Milo know that Gene
was in his gym clothes? How could he have known unless he put them on Gene?
"You try to contrive a perfect alibi, sir," Columbo says, "and it's your perfect alibi that's
going to hang you."

The year before "An Exercise in Fatality" aired, Peter Fischer had submitted his introductory
spec script. It wasn't used by Hargrove and Kibbee, but Fischer "cannibalized" (his word) six
clues for other scripts. Well, why not? As Falk will tell you, good clues are hard to come by.
The lightbulb in the telephone was one of those cannibalized clues.
Still, even though the mystery is quite good, "An Exercise in Fatality" is one of the more
bloated of the two-hour episodes. Even the talented director Bernard Kowalski ("Death Lends
a Hand") couldn't do much to maintain the pacing. A scene in which Columbo tries to get
information from a bureaucratic clerk is labored and unnecessary. It just ambles along, pushing
and stretching the episode to two hours.
At least the episode provided Robert Conrad (The Wild, Wild, West, Black Sheep Squadron,
The Duke, A Man Called Sloane) with a muscular role (pun intended).
"I was thrilled with it," Conrad said. "I wasn't thrilled with being cast as fifty-two when I
was forty. There's one great memory I have of
working on that show. Peter Falk, as you know, is a very meticulous actor. I can't speak for
that style, although I am a great admirer of it. Well, my character was supposed to be
drinking a particular juice because he was a health addict. And Columbo was supposed to
just taste what I was drinking. Well, it started to create an uncomfortable acidity in my
stomach, so I said, `Now we have something that looks just like this juice, Peter. I'm up to
here with this juice.' He just said, `Well, I'm not.' His method, whatever it was, was to use the
real juice. So I was stuck drinking something I had had more than enough of."
CASE #27: NEGATIVE REACTION

(originally aired October 6, 1974)

Wr i t t e n by PETER S. FISCHER
Directed by ALF KJELLIN
Produced by EVERETT CHAMBERS
Executive producers: DEAN HARGROVE and ROLAND KIBBEE
Associate producer: EDWARD K. DODDS
Executive story consultant: PETER S. FISCHER
Music Score: BERNARDO SEGALL
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: WILLIAM CRONJAGER
Art director: JOHN W. CORSO
Set decorations: WILLIAM MCLAUGHLIN
Assistant director: PHILLIP COOK
Unit manager: RAY TAYLOR
Film editor: RONALD LAVINE
Sound: ROBERT MILLER
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO .........................................................PETER FALK
PAUL GALESKO ...............................................DICK VAN DYKE
FRANCES GALESKO ............................... ANTOINETTE BOWER
ALVIN DESCHLER ...............................................DON GORDON
LORNA MCGRATH ..................................... JOANNA CAMERON
RAY (SERGE SAN MARTIN) ............................. DAVID SHEINER
MR. WEEKLY .....................................................LARRY STORCH
SISTER OF MERCY .................................... JOYCE VAN PATTEN
SGT. HOFFMAN ............................................ MICHAEL STRONG
THOMAS DOLAN ................................................... VITO SCOTTI
MRS. MAYLAND ................................................ ALICE BACKES
HARRY LEWIS .................................................... HARVEY GOLD
CAPT. SAMPSON .................................................BILL ZUCKERT
DEPT. OF MOTOR VEHICLES CLERK ............. ADRIAN RICARD
MANAGER ..........................................................THOM CARNEY
THE FOURTH SEASON (1974—75) 203

DOCTOR ................................................. TOM SIGNORELLI

CALVIN MACGRUDER .............................JOHN ASHTON
MINISTER ......................................... EDWARD COLMANS
MRS. CHARLESWORT ........................... IRENE TEDROW
FIRST POLICEMAN ............................... MIKE SANTIAGO
SECOND POLICEMAN ..........................EDWARD CROSS

Synopsis—Brilliant photographer Paul Galesko plans to murder his domineering wife,

Frances, and pin the crime on an ex-convict named Alvin Deschler. His plan is to make it
look as if Alvin kidnapped his wife and killed her before picking up the ransom money.
Paul has been secretly giving the recently paroled Alvin several odd jobs to perform.
Working out of a motel room, the ex-con visits possible photographic sites and takes
pictures with an old Polaroid camera. He tells real estate agents that he's looking on his own
behalf. Paul has ordered him to keep his name out of the business trans-actions. Otherwise,
the price would go up.
Paul breaks into Alvin's motel room and takes the ancient camera. After sending himself a
ransom note of letters cut from a newspaper, the photographer asks Frances to go see a
ranch he wants to buy. Actually, this is isolated property he had Alvin lease.
Once at the ranch, he ties Frances to the chair near the fireplace. He puts a clock set for
two on the mantel behind her and takes a picture. Paul discards the first picture and takes
another. Then he shoots Frances.
He leaves the ranch and meets with Alvin. He asks Alvin to meet him at an abandoned
junkyard the following day. What time? Paul says to call him the next day at ten o'clock and
they'll set a time.
When Alvin calls in the morning, the Galeskos' maid, Mrs. May-land, hears what sounds
like a conversation with a kidnapper. After Alvin hangs up, Paul continues his clever ruse.
He asks if he can talk to Frances. He says he'll keep a meeting at five that evening. He jots
down the phrase "$20,000 in small bills" on a pad near the phone.
Paul gets the money from his publisher. He again stops by Alvin's motel room, this time
to return the camera and plant the newspaper he used to make the ransom note.
The photographer arrives at the junkyard at 5:30. He apologizes to Alvin for being late. He
shows the ransom note and the picture of the tied-up Frances to Alvin, making sure the ex-
con's fingerprints are left on both.
The trap is complete. Paul shoots Alvin. He then puts the gun used
to kill Frances in the dead man's hand and fires a shot through the fleshy part of his own leg.
As Paul limps off to his car, he is surprised by a drunken derelict named Thomas Dolan.
The case looks open and shut. Alvin kidnapped Frances and took her to a ranch he leased.
The real estate agent can identify Alvin.
The ex-con, who has a history of extortion, sent Paul a ransom note and a picture of his
wife. The police have his fingerprints on the note, and motel records show he made a call at
the exact time Paul says he got the ransom instructions. They also find the newspaper used to
make the note in his motel room. And they find the camera that took the picture of Frances.
Alvin, the police think, shot Frances and intended to kill Paul when he delivered the
ransom money. A scuffle occurred at the junkyard. After being shot in the leg, Paul killed
Alvin in self-defense. The murder weapon is in Alvin's hand.
Yes, the evidence is overwhelming. But little things bother Lieu-tenant Columbo. First,
kidnappers rarely kill their victims before getting the money. They may have to prove the
captive is safe. And Alvin Deschler had no record of murder.
Second, Paul shot Alvin before learning the whereabouts of his wife.
Third, the motel manager says that Alvin claimed someone stole his camera. Why would
he draw attention to himself like that?
Fourth, the real estate agent says that Alvin acted like a person who was scouting property
for someone else. He's seen countless middle-men in his day.
Fifth, although drunk at the time, wino Thomas Dolan tells police that there was a gap
between the first and second shots fired at the junkyard (Paul says it happened in a matter of
seconds).
Sixth, Paul spent a long time at San Quentin while working on a book about the prison. He
took several pictures of Alvin Deschler.
Seventh, Paul reached the junkyard at 5:30 when the phone message was for five o'clock.
That's easily explained, the photographer tells Columbo, he was instructed to go to a phone
booth at five o'clock and from there he was ordered to the junkyard. Gee, Columbo says, it's
funny he didn't write down directions to the phone booth. He scribbled down "$20,000 in
small bills," which is relatively easy to remember, but not directions to a phone booth he'd
never been to before.
Eighth, there's the discarded picture found in the ranch's fireplace. It's a perfectly good
picture, Columbo observes. Why would a murderous kidnapper throw it away and take
another? It's not a good picture, Paul points out. The framing is off. The exposure is poor. But
only a professional would be bothered by such things.
 Ninth, no newspaper scraps were found in Alvin's motel room. If he had cut up a paper to
make the ransom note, there should be all sorts of little bits of paper. The maid probably
cleaned up the room, Paul suggests. Then why didn't the newspaper get thrown out?
Finally, Columbo is troubled by the fact that Alvin rode around in cabs until the day of the
murder. Why? It's cheaper to rent a car. In fact, he did rent a car on the day of the murder.
Why did he wait so long? Then the lieutenant remembers that Alvin was an ex-con. Maybe
he didn't have his driver's license. Sure enough, on the morning of the murder, he was taking
the road test for his driver's license. Then he rented the car. Still, would he have cut
everything so close? Suppose he had failed?
It all doesn't fit together. Columbo believes that Paul murdered Frances and framed Alvin.
How to prove it?
In the basement of police headquarters, Columbo tells Paul that he's being charged with his
wife's murder. His alibi doesn't wash. The police officer shows the photographer an enlarged
copy of the picture of Frances at the ranch. The clock says ten o'clock. Alvin had an alibi. At
ten o'clock, he was taking his road test. Paul, however, has no alibi.
Wait, Paul shouts, while enlarging the picture, you reversed the
negative. The clock says two o'clock, not ten. Look at the original picture, Paul says, and the
mistake will be obvious. There is no original picture, Columbo admits. It was mistakenly
destroyed during the enlarging process. But there's been no mistake, the lieutenant insists.
Paul is to be arrested.
Despite your clumsiness, Paul says, there is proof of my innocence. The original picture is
unnecessary. The negative will serve the same purpose. He walks to a shelf full of cameras
and removes the one found in Alvin's motel room. There, he says, look at the negative and it
will confirm my alibi.
Not exactly, Columbo says. Paul has just incriminated himself. He's identified the camera
that took the picture of Frances. But he would have no way of knowing which camera it was
on a shelf full of cameras—unless he took the picture himself.

A cunningly crafted episode, "Negative Reaction" is entertaining proof of Peter Fischer's

genius for clues. The murder does seem fool-proof, yet Columbo turns up one inconsistency
after another. As Falk has said, the best clues make us scratch our heads and say, "Why didn't
I think of that?" "Negative Reaction" causes that reaction time and again.
The humor also is blended in at just the right moments. Columbo enters by driving his
hacking wreck past a sign that reads, "We Buy Junk Cars." Columbo shows up at a mission
and a sister of mercy (Joyce Van Patten) mistakes him for a derelict. "That coat," she
murmurs while shaking her head. "I've had this coat for seven years," he answers. And best
of all, there's the scene in which Columbo tells Paul Galesko that Dog is moping around
because the cocker spaniel that lived next door has moved away. Might Paul have a picture
of a cocker spaniel he could borrow?
"I wrote that line thinking, `He's never going to do this," Fischer recalled. "He did it
exactly as I wrote it."
Playing a murderer was a daring change of pace for Dick Van Dyke, the lovable, rubber-
faced comedian who had established himself as a "nice-guy" performer in his long-running
CBS situation comedy and the movies Mary Poppins, Bye Bye Birdie and Chitty Chitty Bang
Bang. The same year as "Negative Reaction," he stunned critics with his shattering portrayal
of an alcoholic in the TV movie The Morning A f t e r . His work as a Columbo villain also
showed how effectively Van Dyke could play against type. It's a shame that more dramatic
opportunities didn't come his way.
Adding a wonderful moment to the episode is veteran character actor Larry Storch (once
Corporal Agarn on ABC's F T r o o p ) , who plays the fussy and nervous road test examiner,
Mr. Weekly.
C A S E # 2 8 : BY D A W N ' S EARLY LIGHT

(originally aired October 27, 1974)

Written by HOWARD BERK
Directed by HARVEY HART
Produced by EVERETT CHAMBERS
Executive producers: DEAN HARGROVE and ROLAND KIBBEE
Executive story consultant: PETER S. FISCHER
Associate producer: EDWARD K. DODDS
Music Score: BERNARDO SEGALL
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: JACK PRIESTLY
Art director: MICHAEL BAUGH
Assistant director: G. WARREN SMITH
Unit manager: RAY TAYLOR, JR.
Film editor: BoB KAGEY
Sound: DONALD F. JOHNSON
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ...................................................PETER FALK
COLONEL LYLE C. RUMFORD ....PATRICK MCGOOHAN
WILLIAM HAYNES ......................................... TOM SIMCOX
CADET ROY SPRINGER .......................... MARK WHEELER
CAPTAIN LOOMIS ................................ BURR DEBENNING
SUSAN GERARD ............................................ KAREN LAMM
MISS BRADY .......MADELEINE THORNTON-SHERWOOD
SGT. KRAMER ........................................BRUCE KIRBY, SR.
OFFICER CORSO .........................................SIDNEY ARMUS
JONATHAN B. MILLER
(BOODLE BOY) .............................ROBERT CLOTWORTHY
CADET MORGAN ............................................. B. KIRBY, JR.

Synopsis—Colonel Lyle C. Rumford, the strict commandant of the Haynes Military Academy,
is appalled to learn that board chairman
William Haynes intends to turn the venerable old institution into a coed junior college. The
idea is abhorrent to Rumford, who prizes tradition, discipline and duty.
He is not about to relinquish his command, even if enrollment is down. The country needs
places where boys learn to become men. The impudent Haynes has become the enemy, and
the enemy must be removed.
There are only three occasions during the year when Rumford fires Old Thunder, the
cannon that proudly stands in the middle of the parade grounds. One is Founders Day: the
following day.
As dawn is breaking on Founders Day, Rumford stuffs a cleaning rag down the barrel of
Old Thunder. He's also doctored the shell with a powerful charge. The results will be
explosive. While preparing the cannon for its murderous purpose, the iron-willed
commandant spots a jug of hard cider hanging in a barracks window. Later that day, he
orders Captain Loomis to conduct a painstaking search for the fermenting fluid, which he
assumes the crafty cadets will have moved as a matter of always staying one step ahead of
the officers.
During a morning meeting with William Haynes, Rumford goads the board chairman into
insisting on presiding at the Founders Day ceremony. Those duties include firing Old
Thunder.
Haynes' death looks like an accident. Roy Springer, a cadet with a sloppy record,
apparently left a cleaning rag in the cannon. But Springer denies it and Lieutenant Columbo
believes him. The police-man, however, gets the feeling that Springer is holding something
back.
Slowly, Columbo starts to suspect Rumford. Why? Well, the explosion was heard by
people who never complained before about the cannon's noise. Sure enough, lab reports turn
up traces of a powerful explosive in the fragments found on the field. And Rumford is an
explosives expert.
Only three people had a key to the storeroom containing the cannon supplies: Springer,
Captain Loomis and Rumford. A blueprint found in Haynes' car supplies the motive. It is a
redesign for the academy gym. The alterations are for a girls' locker room.
When Roy runs away, Columbo learns that the cadet had an alibi. The night before
Founders Day, he was with his girlfriend, Susan Gerard.
Now Columbo is sure of Rumford's guilt, yet he needs proof. He gets it when the boys tell
him about the cider. Rumford claims he saw the cider the day before the explosion.
But that's not possible. The cider was hung out for the very first time during the night
before Founders Day. Rumford couldn't have
seen it in the dark. The cadets put the cider in another hiding place at 6:25 on Founders Day
morning. So, the jug was visible only from 6:10 until 6:25. That's the only time there was
enough light. And it was only visible from one spot—directly behind the cannon. By launching
his investigation, Rumford has placed himself at the scene of the murder a full thirty minutes
before he claims to have left his bed for morning coffee.

Shot on location at a South Carolina military school, "By Dawn's Early Light" is a stylish
and extremely satisfying departure for the series. Director Harvey Hart's opening is one of the
most memorable since "Murder by the Book." The pacing is deliberately slow. There is no
music. Step by step, we see Rumford prepare for murder. The
camera plays on each detail, even the washing of hands. It is the calm of dawn. It is the quiet
before the battle.
Much of the credit for the episode's high quality must go to Patrick McGoohan, the New
York–born actor whose distinctive Irish-British tones were heard in the sixties series Secret
Agent (an expanded version of England's Danger Man) and The Prisoner (the cult favorite
he produced and created).
Usually associated with suave action roles, McGoohan must have seemed like an odd
choice to play a blood-and-guts American colonel. But the versatile actor, like Falk, had a
reputation as an uncompromising artist. His portrayal of Rumford is every bit as quirky and
fascinating as Falk's detective. One gets the feeling of watching two performers working on
the same level and wavelength.
McGoohan also says he contributed to the script, although exactly how much is unclear.
The teleplay is credited to Howard Berk, who would work on several more Columbo scripts
and author the final episode of the series. Falk remembers that the script needed polishing, but
he doesn't recall how much.
"Peter would go crazy when the scripts didn't meet his standards," McGoohan explained.
"Everett Chambers produced the first Columbo I did, and he was responsible for talking me
into it. I think Ed Asner had been asked to do it. Then he couldn't do it, and Everett asked me.
It was a rare privilege for me. It was a classy show. It was a pleasure to work on them [he'd
end up working on three]. How many TV series in the United States are done with that much
care? M*A*S*H is the only one I can think of that's comparable. But the script was in lousy
shape. I got on the plane for South Carolina and was going over the script when Peter,
looking all the world like Columbo, got on board. There was a stopover. He finally walked
over to me with his head down and asked, 'What do you think of the script?"
According to McGoohan, before he could really answer, Falk was telling him what he
thought of the script. Knowing that his guest star was a talented writer, Falk asked him to
polish the story.
McGoohan says he did a fair amount of rewriting on "By Dawn's Early Light." "It needed
fixing," he claimed.
Berk dismisses McGoohan's claims, calmly pointing out that the Writers Guild decides
who is entitled to credit.
"As a matter of fact," Berk said, "there were very few changes made. There's little
difference between the original script and what ended up on the screen. I have no idea of
what McGoohan says he did. He couldn't have done all that much. There's no way he could.
There's no question about that. Patrick is a very flamboyant character—period, end of story."
THE FOURTH SEASON (1974-75) 211

Both Hargrove and Fischer say some rewriting was necessary, yet neither man remembers it
being that extensive.
"All of the scripts needed some rewriting," Fischer said. "The job of story editor requires, by
necessity, a lot of rewriting. A lot of it is to protect the character. Freelancers write terrific
plots, but they get lost because they don't understand the character. You have to have
Columbo, not semi-Columbo. I'd sit at my typewriter and do the character as I was writing—to
make sure it sounded right. My children would look at me like I was nuts. I wouldn't even
realize I was doing it.
The question of who did what on "By Dawn's Early Light" was further muddled by the
appearance of MCA Publishing's British edition of the Columbo novel The Dean's Death. The
American Popular Library edition, one of six tie-in paperbacks issued in a series, says that it's
an original novel by Alfred Lawrence. This seems entirely plausible. Lawrence wrote the first
book in the series, and it was an original novel. The other four books were written by different
authors and were based on episodes. Yet the British copy says that The Dean's Death is
adapted from the episode "By Dawn's Early Light," written by Howard Berk.
What makes the reference all the more strange is the fact that The Dean's Death bears almost
no relation to "By Dawn's Early Light." The murder is different. The characters are all
completely different. About the only similarity is the academic setting. Placed on the campus
of fictional Meredith College, Lawrence's novel deals with a school president, Franklin
Torrance, who kills Dean Arnold Borchardt (with a lead pipe) to cover up an affair with Linda
Kittredge, a beautiful coed. The story is unfamiliar to Berk, so it's hardly likely that Lawrence
based his novel on any draft of the script.
"I have several copies [of The Dean's Death]," Berk said, "but I must confess that I've never
read it. It does sound like a bit of a stretch."
What we do know is that the Writers Guild was sufficiently convinced that Berk's name
belonged on the episode as the author. McGoohan may or may not have fine-tuned his strong
concept at Falk's request. We also know that, whatever the process was, the results were
brilliant.
"That's probably my favorite [of the three Columbo episodes]," McGoohan said. "It might be
my favorite role in the United States. It took a bit of work, but I thought it was excellent. It was
on the basis of that experience that I agreed to do the others."
The excellence of McGoohan's characterization was recognized the following May when he
was awarded the Emmy for Outstanding Single Performance by a Supporting Actor in a Series.
 "It was a terrific part," he commented. "I made him somewhat more neurotic. I didn't see the
commandant as a villain. Not at all. He thought he was doing the right thing. He committed a
murder because of his ideals. He would live and die a soldier."
And you could say that Falk and McGoohan hit it off in a big way.
"Patrick McGoohan was great for the series," said Richard Levin-son, who was still
keeping close tabs on the show. "I just loved him. And so did Falk. They had a real love
affair going on the set. Their acting styles clicked. They both were very caring and dedicated,
so those episodes took forever."
"It was a very happy experience," McGoohan agreed. "With Everett producing, the decision-
making was quite simple. Peter has extraordinary concentration, which, of course, is the
essence of Columbo. There's two marvelous things about Columbo: You know who the
murderer is and Columbo is always up against an able protagonist. How is he going to catch
him this time?"
Again, the humor was used wisely. When Rumford starts to take a liking to Columbo, he
asks, "Do you have a first name?"
"I do," the lieutenant answers. "My wife is the only one who uses it.
Since we never see Mrs. Columbo, the odds against learning his first name are prohibitive.
By now, viewers were demanding to know Columbo's first name. It was never given, but
columnists have mistakenly said it's Frank and Joseph. Falk had a stock answer. Whenever
anybody asked him Columbo's first name, he would say it's "Lieu-tenant." About ten years
after "By Dawn's Early Light" aired, a popular trivia-minded board game incorrectly gave
Columbo's first name as Phillip.
"By Dawn's Early Light" is the first episode to feature character actor Bruce Kirby as
Sergeant Kramer. Kirby had already appeared in the third season's "Lovely but Lethal" as a
lab attendant. Kramer, though, became a recurring character during the fourth and fifth
seasons. Kirby would appear in six episodes. Only Falk and Dog appeared in more.
CASE #29: TROUBLED WATERS

(originally aired February 9, 1975)

Written by WILLIAM DRISKILL

(from a story by Jackson Gillis)
Directed by BEN GAZZARA
Produced by EVERETT CHAMBERS
Executive producers: DEAN HARGROVE and ROLAND KIBBEE
Executive story consultant: PETER S . FISCHER
Associate producer: EDWARD K. DODDS
Music Score: DICK DE BENEDICTIS
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: WILLIAM CRONJAGER, A.S.C.
Art director: MICHAEL BAUGH
Assistant director: KEVIN DONNELLY
Unit manager: RAY TAYLOR
Film editor: ROBERT L. KIMBLE, A.C.E.
Sound: JERRY E. SMITH
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ...................................................PETER FALK
HAYDEN DANZIGER ............................. ROBERT VAUGHN
SHIP'S CAPTAIN GIBBON .....................PATRICK MACNEE
SHIP'S PURSER PRESTON WATKINS ........ BERNARD FOX
ROSANNA WELLES ....................................POUPÉE BOCAR
LLOYD HARRINGTON ........................ DEAN STOCKWELL
SYLVIA DANZIGER ..........................................JANE GREER
SHIP'S DOCTOR FRANK PIERCE ........ROBERT DOUGLAS
MELISSA .................................................. SUSAN DAMANTE
ARTIE PODELL ........................................ PETER MALONEY
THE MAGICIAN ..........................................CURTIS CREDEL

Synopsis—Lieutenant Columbo and his wife are taking a cruise to Mexico. Mrs. Columbo
won the trip in a raffle for the Holy Name
Society. Also aboard is auto executive Hayden Danziger, a man cruising in a murderous
direction.
Hayden is being blackmailed by Rosanna Welles, the featured vocalist on the cruise. If her
demands aren't met, she'll reveal the details of their affair to his wife, Sylvia. Hayden plans
to shoot Rosanna and frame Lloyd Harrington, the band pianist she recently dumped. Lloyd
even helps matters by getting into a fight with the singer.
Before setting up his alibi, Hayden plants the receipt for a British .38 pistol in Lloyd's
cabin and hides the gun in Rosanna's cabin. Standing by the pool, Hayden breaks a capsule
under his nose and inhales a chemical that will bring on the symptoms of a heart attack.
The "stricken" man is taken to the ship's infirmary, where Dr. Pierce diagnoses a mild
coronary incident. The doctor orders the attending nurse to take Hayden's pulse and blood
pressure every thirty minutes.
That night, when the band is on break and just after the nurse has checked his vital signs,
Hayden slips out of the infirmary and into the ship's service stairwell. He has thirty minutes
before the nurse will return. Having taken this same cruise before, he knows the band's
schedule and the ship's routine.
Dressing as a steward, Hayden puts on a pair of surgical gloves he took from the infirmary.
He goes to Rosanna's cabin, knowing the singer will be there for her costume change. He
sneaks in, gets the gun and shoots her, using a pillow to muffle the noise. He uses her lipstick
to put an L on the mirror.
He puts the steward's outfit and the gun in a bin in the laundry. When the nurse comes
back to take his blood pressure, Hayden is in bed, pretending to be asleep.
Captain Gibbon asks Lieutenant Columbo to investigate the shocking murder. Suspicion
immediately falls upon Lloyd. There were several witnesses to his argument with Rosanna.
The band was on break and people saw the musician running after the singer. There's the L
on the minor. A pair of surgical gloves is missing and Lloyd, a diabetic, had access to the
cabinet where they are stored. And the receipt for the .38 is found in the pianist's cabin. It
says that the gun was purchased in Las Vegas at a time when the band was performing there.
While Captain Gibbon is satisfied with obvious conclusions, several details bother
Columbo.
Why would someone keep the receipt for a gun when he planned to use it to murder a
former lover? The only other receipts Lloyd saved
were ones that represented tax deductions. He couldn't deduct the gun. So why was it stuck in
with all these other receipts?
Then there's that lipstick L on the mirror. Rosanna was shot through the heart. Dr. Pierce
says death would have been instantaneous. She couldn't have left the mysterious letter. It looks
as if someone is going to an awful lot of trouble to pin this crime on Lloyd Harrington.
Columbo's suspicions are diverted in another direction when he spots a feather outside
Hayden Danziger's infirmary room. Hospitals only use foam pillows, and this feather matches
the pillow remains found in Rosanna's cabin.
The gun is discovered in the laundry bin, but that only raises another question in Columbo's
mind. Why didn't Lloyd merely throw the gun overboard? Hayden suggests that the musician
didn't have time before he was due back on the bandstand. Okay, Columbo says, then where
are the gloves? Why, Hayden asks, did he have to use gloves? A pair of surgical gloves is
missing, Columbo tells him, and there was no powder residue on Lloyd's hands. He either wore
gloves or he didn't fire the gun.
Perhaps, the auto executive replies, Lloyd threw the gloves over-board (which, of course, is
exactly what Hayden did after being released from the infirmary). Yes, Columbo answers, but
if he had time to throw the gloves overboard, he had time to get rid of the gun.
The persistent lieutenant slowly builds his case against Hayden. He finds the capsule stuck in
the pool's filter, a possibility Hayden hadn't considered. He learns that Hayden has taken this
cruise before. Talking to Sylvia, he finds out that her husband was in Las Vegas when the
murder weapon was purchased. Looking at Hayden's medical chart, Columbo sees that his
pulse and blood pressure jumped way up shortly after the murder.
Still, the policeman needs some hard evidence. Columbo tells Hay-den that he must find the
surgical gloves with the powder marks. Without them, it will be difficult to obtain a conviction
against Lloyd.
Hoping to secure the case against Lloyd, Hayden steals another pair of surgical gloves and
borrows the cruise magician's stage pistol. He goes to the engine room and, wearing the gloves,
he fires a shot. He then hides the gloves in a fire hose, knowing they'll he discovered during the
next day's emergency drill.
When they're found, Columbo asks that Hayden be brought to the bridge. Here, the
lieutenant says, are the gloves, and they have powder marks. There's something else, though.
Surgical gloves, unlike the leather or fur-lined varieties, are made of rubber. They retain
fingerprints. And there are fingerprints in these gloves. They don't belong to Lloyd. Hayden is
trapped by his own rigged evidence.

And a good time was had by all. Filmed aboard the Princess Cruises' Sun Princess during an
actual voyage to Mexico, "Troubled Waters" was completed under a full sail of high spirits.
Real tourists gladly cooperated as director Ben Gazzara ("A Friend in Deed") guided his cast
and crew around the luxury ship.
"Of the two episodes I directed," Gazzara said, "`Troubled Waters' was an especially good
time. It was great watching the actual customers mix with the show folk. We sailed from San
Francisco to Puerto Vallarta, and about the only thing that wasn't fun was the vomiting. We
had a storm. The sound man would say `action,' and you got it."
Although the mystery isn't one of the series' best, "Troubled Waters" remains tremendous
fun through repeated viewings. The delightful cast includes two leading men from popular spy
series of the sixties—Robert Vaughn (The Man from U. N. C. L. E.) and Patrick Macnee (The
Avengers)—and two actors who have played Dr. Watson (Macnee and Bernard Fox).
Repeating a twist used in "Candidate for Crime," the episode opens with a shot of Columbo's
face. The references to Mrs. Columbo are
hilarious ("My wife likes to have a good time. Sometimes she gets carried away."), as are the
lieutenant's constant battles to distinguish between a ship and a boat.
"That episode was Everett Chambers' idea," Falk said. "It was great fun. Benny was
directing. It was wonderful."
Columbo even (finally) forsakes his traditional costume (suit and raincoat) for slacks and a
casual shirt. He seems to truly enjoy resorting to old-fashioned detective tricks, because the
ship has no forensics equipment. How natural he looks peering through the basic tool of the
sleuthing trade—the magnifying glass.
Best of all is the notion that Mrs. Columbo is right there on the ship. Surely we'll finally
get a glimpse of the woman. She's waiting around the next corner. The teasing is beautifully
sustained until the final credits.
CASE # 3 0 : PLAYBACK

(originally aired March 2, 1975)

Written by DAVID P. LEWIS AND BOOKER T. BRADSHAW

Directed by BERNARD KOWALSKI
Produced by EVERETT CHAMBERS
Executive producers: DEAN HARGROVE AND ROLAND KIBBEE
Associate producer: EDWARD K . DODDS
Executive story consultant: PETER S. FISCHER
Music Score: BERNARDO SEGALL
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: RICHARD C. GLOUNER, A.S.C.
Art director: MICHAEL BAUGH
Set decorations: JERRY ADAMS
Assistant director: KEVIN DONNELLY
Unit manager: CARTER DEHAVEN, JR.
Film editor: RONALD LA VINE
Sound: FRANK H. WILKINSON
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes b y GRADY HUNT
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ....................................................PETER FALK
HAROLD VAN WYCK ...............................OSKAR WERNER
MARGARET MIDAS ................................... MARTHA SCOTT
ELIZABETH VAN WYCK ...................... GENA ROWLANDS
ARTHUR MIDAS ........................................ ROBERT BROWN
FRANCINE .................................................PATRICIA BARRY
BAXTER ............................................. HERB JEFFERSON, JR.
MARCY ........................................................... TRISHA NOBLE
THOMPSON ....................................................... BART BURNS
POLICEMAN ................................................ STEVEN MARLO
ATTENDANT .......................................................... JOE O'HAR

Synopsis—Electronics genius Harold Van Wyck married into wealth and power. But the
high-living inventor has wasted hundreds of
thousands of dollars pursuing extravagant experiments, and he's about to be ousted as head of
the family-owned Midas Electronics. The only thing that has kept Harold's iron-willed
mother-in-law, Margaret Midas, from firing him before is her devotion to Elizabeth, her
sheltered invalid daughter. Elizabeth refuses to think or hear ill of her husband, Harold. He
knows this and is perfectly willing to manipulate Elizabeth as a weapon against her mother.
This time, however, Margaret is holding a trump card. She hired a private detective who
discovered and documented the details of Harold's philandering ways. Margaret intends to
replace Harold with her son, Arthur, a nice man with little business sense.
Knowing he's trapped, Harold has devised an elaborate scheme to prevent the imminent
purge.
The Midas estate is guarded by the most sophisticated electronic devices—an infrared
electric eye, wired cyclone fences, window alarms and a closed-circuit TV system that
allows the guard constant views of the entrance hall, study and drawing room. Since Harold
designed the safety features, he has the knowledge of how to defeat them. After planting the
evidence of a forced entry, Harold returns to his car and drives into the estate.
Secreted in the small control room that contains the surveillance equipment, Harold makes
a videotape of the empty study. He then feeds this tape into the monitor that shows the guard
a view of the study. While the guard is observing this peaceful scene, Harold makes certain
that the surveillance camera in the study records what happens next—the shooting of his
mother-in-law. Harold, of course, makes certain that he's out of camera range.
Elizabeth, who is in her bedroom, thinks she's heard something, but Harold assures her that
everything is all right. Harold tells Elizabeth that he's promised their friend Francine he'll
attend the opening of a special show at her art gallery. After he leaves, a timer on the recorder
plays the tape of Margaret's murder on the guard's monitor. The guard sees the shooting and
rushes into the mansion. Harold's technical know-how has provided him with a seemingly
perfect alibi. The guard establishes the time of death as 9:30, the exact time several
witnesses were with Harold at Francine's gallery.
Lieutenant Columbo arrives on the scene with a bad cold. Watching the videotape of the
murder, the detective comments on how frustrating it is that the killer always stayed out of
the camera's range. It's almost as if he knew about them, Columbo observes.
The camera doesn't cover the whole room, Harold tells him, just the safe. "We were
expecting a thief, not a murderer."
The early theory is that a thief broke into the back of the house and
Margaret surprised him. The theory doesn't satisfy Columbo. Why would a robber choose to
break into such a heavily guarded house? And if he did gain entrance through the back, he
would have had to cross the hall. Why didn't the hall camera pick him up? Why, after all that
bother, didn't the thief take anything?
Columbo presses his investigation and finds out something even more troubling when he
talks to the unsuspecting Elizabeth. Because Elizabeth is confined to a wheelchair, the doors to
her rooms open with a hand clap or a loud noise. She remembers her bedroom door opened for
no reason at nine o'clock, a half hour before the killing supposedly took place. Harold blames
this on a glitch in the system. The detective needs harder evidence to place Harold in the house
at the time of the murder.
 The answer occurs to Columbo when he sees an instant-replay device used during a
televised football game. Columbo shows Harold the tape of the shooting. Something is there
that shouldn't be. On the table behind Margaret's body is a distinctive envelope. It is his
engraved invitation to the art gallery. There's only one like it, and Harold turned it in at the
gallery. To get the invitation, he would have had to step right over his mother-in-law's body.
The conclusion is inescapable: Margaret Midas was shot before Harold left the house and
Harold shot her. The rigging of the home security system, which Harold counted on to
establish his perfect alibi, contains the evidence that has trapped him.
In desperation, Harold turns to his pliant wife for an alibi. She refuses him. Harold has not
seen what Columbo had been counting on—that the ordeal has brought out a strength that's
always been in Elizabeth.

Although a ninety-minute episode with a terrific final clue, "Playback" seems a bit
sluggish at times. The pacing is a bit too deliberate, and the abrupt nature of the conclusion
gives us little chance to savor the ultimate clue or consider the shattering blow dealt to
Elizabeth. The poignant last look at Elizabeth's tear-streaked face loses some of its
emotional impact in the hasty nature of the ending. Yet the mystery is extremely cunning
and the acting is very strong. One of four episodes directed by Bernard Kowalski, it is given
an electrifying jolt by the presence of Falk's close friend Gena Rowlands. The year before,
they had co-starred in A Woman Under the Influence, a film directed by Rowlands' husband,
John Cassavetes (who had played Alex Benedict in "Etude in Black").
The year after "Playback," Cassavetes and Falk co-starred in director Elaine May's Mickey
and Nicky. In 1970, the two pals had shared star billing in Husbands with another close
friend, Ben Gazzara (director of "A Friend in Deed" and "Troubled Waters").
Giving a far less moody performance than the ones for which film audiences best know
him (Ship of Fools and Fahrenheit 451), Oskar Werner is rigid and aloof as the meticulous
Harold Van Wyck. Because we come to like and admire Rowlands' Elizabeth so much,
Harold's sham of affection and coldhearted manipulation of her feelings make him one of the
most despicable of the Columbo murderers.
Considering the level of the performances in "Playback," it is not surprising that Falk
singles it out as one of his very favorites.
CASE #31: A DEADLY STATE OF MIND

(originally aired April 27, 1975)

Written by PETER S. FISCHER

Directed by HARVEY HART
Produced by EVERETT CHAMBERS
Executive story consultant: PETER S. FISCHER
Associate producer: EDWARD K. DODDS
Music Score: BERNARDO SEGALL
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: EARL RATH, A.S.C.
Art director: MICHAEL BAUGH
Set decorations: JERRY ADAMS
Assistant director: KEVIN DONNELLY
Unit manager: RAY TAYLOR
Film editor: RONALD LAVINE
Sound: JERRY E. SMITH
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by GRADY HUNT
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ..................................................... PETER FALK
DR. MARCUS COLLIER ....................... GEORGE HAMILTON
NADIA DONNER .............................. LESLEY ANN WARREN
KARL DONNER ........................................ STEPHEN ELLIOTT
DR. ANITA BORDEN .................................. KAREN MACHON
SERGEANT KRAMER ...................................... BRUCE KIRBY
DR. HUNT .........................................WILLIAM WINTERSOLE
CHARLES WHELAN .............................RYAN MACDONALD
DANIEL MORRIS ...........................................JACK MANNING
DAVID MORRIS ................................................FRED DRAPER
BRENDA ................................................... GLORIE KAUFMAN
ARNOLD ................................................REDMOND GLEESON
OFFICER HENDRYX ........................................VANCE DAVIS
GARY KEPPLER ............................................. DANNY WELLS
LAB MAN .............................................. MORRIS BUCHANAN
SECOND RECEPTIONIST ...............................KATHY SPEIRS
Synopsis—The head of the Institute of Behavioral Studies, a university research project,
dashing psychiatrist Dr. Marcus Collier is romancing his very beautiful, very wealthy and very
married patient, Nadia Donner. He's also regularly hypnotizing her and using the revelations
for a book that he hopes will be a successful follow-up to his first bestseller.
But Nadia's husband, powerful and imperious businessman Karl Donner, has learned about
the affair. A trustee of the university, he's threatening to expose and ruin Mark.
If Karl cuts him off from Nadia, the book Mark's publisher is screaming for won't
materialize. If Karl lets it be known that Mark is sleeping with a patient, the psychiatrist's
reputation will be ruined.
Mark drives out to the Donners' beach house, hoping to reason with Karl. A fight breaks out
and Mark strikes Karl with the fireplace poker. The businessman is dead.
Knowing how much Nadia depends on him, Mark instructs her to tell the police that men
broke into the house and robbed them. Karl resisted and they killed him. She waits to call the
police so Mark can drive back to the institute and establish an alibi.
Speeding away from the house, Mark almost hits a blind man walking with his seeing-eye
dog.
When the police arrive, Lieutenant Columbo finds a tiny piece of metal under the living
room coffee table. And he notices the tracks left in the mud by the killer's car. It's a foreign
model.
Nadia is so distraught that the doctor in attendance decides to summon her psychiatrist,
Marcus Collier.
Columbo tells Marcus that he doesn't really believe Nadia's story. If the robbers did drive to
the beach house door, she and Karl would have been warned. They were sitting in the living
room and head-lights coming down the driveway shine right into that window. And Nadia
says the men had guns. When Karl resisted, why didn't they just shoot him? Why chance
things with the poker?
The lieutenant wants Nadia to take a lie detector test. Mark realizes that it's only a matter of
time before this emotionally unstable woman cracks and spills the truth. He can't let her take
that lie detector test. She must be eliminated.
Mark tells Nadia that hypnosis will help her pass the lie detector test. When she's under,
however, the psychiatrist provides a posthypnotic suggestion that will cause Nadia to
inadvertently take her own life. Later that night, he says, she will be alone, the door locked
from
the inside. At ten o'clock the phone will ring and she'll hear a man's name: Charles Whelan.
She'll become very hot. She'll have an overwhelming desire to go swimming. She'll have to
swim. She'll have to jump in the cool, refreshing water of the pool below her balcony. But
the pool is empty and she will kill herself. Her father, Mark continues, will be watching her
dive—just like when she was a little girl.
That night, Mark is having a party. Columbo shows up and captivates the guests with
details of his investigation. The detective has deduced that someone else was in the beach
house on the night of the murder. Nadia said that the robbers wore stocking masks, so they
couldn't smoke. Yet the little piece of metal he found was a flint from a lighter. The
lieutenant also notices that Mark uses a lighter, but, on the night of the murder, he lit his
cigarette with a match. Further fueling Columbo's suspicions is the fact that Mark's car is a
foreign make with tires that match the tread in the Donners' driveway.
At ten o'clock, with Columbo sitting with his guests, Mark makes his murderous call to
Nadia. Summoned to the scene, the lieutenant wonders why Nadia would interrupt a
conversation (the phone was found off the hook), take her clothes off, neatly fold them, stack
them on a chair and then jump to her death. Her valuables were wrapped in
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a scarf and tucked in a shoe, as if Nadia thought she was going for a swim.
The autopsy reveals traces of amobarbital and xylothin, drugs that can deepen a hypnotic
state. Mark's associate, Dr. Anita Borden, ex-plains to Columbo that you can't hypnotize
someone to do something against their will. Can you hypnotize someone to think they're doing
one thing when they're actually doing another, especially when using these drugs?
After talking with Anita, who confirms that Mark uses the drugs in his research, Columbo
has a good idea of how the psychiatrist worked the two murders. He needs proof. The
policeman finally realizes that he had a witness.
The suspect is brought to the Donner house. Columbo says that he can't prove how Mark
killed Mrs. Donner, but he can prove Mark killed Mr. Donner. There is a witness.
A Mr. Morris is brought in. He was walking by the Donner house on the night of the murder.
Mark nearly ran him down.
Mark laughs at Columbo. This man is blind, the psychiatrist says.
What makes you think this man is blind? On the night of the murder, Columbo says, did you
see a blind man at the driveway entrance?
Realizing he almost incriminated himself, Mark answers that any-one with medical training
could see that this man is blind. You can tell by the way he moves. You can tell by the cast of
his eyes. Have him read something.
To Mark's utter horror, Mr. Morris starts to read. He isn't blind. This is David Morris. He can
see.
Columbo then calls in Daniel Morris, a brother who looks very much like David. He is blind.
This is the man Mark nearly hit. But there is no way Mark should have assumed that David
Morris was blind. David had entered the room and done everything like a person with sight—
because he has sight. Why would Mark think he was blind unless he saw someone who looked
just like him—someone who is blind?
Yes, Columbo says, there is an eyewitness that places Mark at the driveway on the night of
the murder. But it isn't David Morris and it isn't Daniel Morris. The lieutenant looks at the
psychiatrist and says, "It's you."

Peter Fischer's association with Columbo didn't completely end with "A Deadly State of
Mind," but his involvement would gradually taper off. During the fifth season, he would share
story editing duties with Bill Driskill.
In fact, he was working less than part-time on Columbo by mid-
1975. Writing for the series had brought him the respect and friend-ship of Dick Levinson
and Bill Link. They were so impressed with Fischer that he was chosen to produce their new
series, The Adventures of Ellery Queen. So, the bulk of his energies were diverted away
from Columbo.
Ellery Queen, by the way, lasted only one season. It may have been too clever for its own
good (too much a mystery fan's mystery series). Brighter things were on the horizon for the
Levinson/Link/Fischer connection.
Fischer's contributions to Columbo were intense and immense. From the middle of the third
season until the conclusion of the fourth, he wrote (incredibly) five out of ten episodes,
several while acting as story editor.
"I don't think the writing could have been sustained if we were doing one a week," Fischer
said. "I think it helped that it wasn't on every week. The formula was so rich that if you got
it every week, it wouldn't have been so special. We were only doing six a year, but we were
doing ninety-minute or two-hour movies. And it's a lot easier to sustain a mystery in an hour.
Sustaining a mystery over ninety minutes is really hard. And it's not even a whodunit. It's a
cat-and-mouse. So you have to keep the story going basically by talking—talk and talk and
talk.
"What made it rewarding was Peter Falk. Peter is a consummate professional. Some actors
can butcher what you write. But talents like Peter Falk and Angela Lansbury read your lines
and you get a warm feeling all over when you watch the dailies. Oh, sometimes Peter could
make a mountain out of a molehill. Mostly, though, his input was terrific. The show could
have worked with a couple of other actors in the part, but it wouldn't have become a classic
without Peter Falk. It was the right part for the right actor. He was a one-of-a-kind actor in a
one-of-a-kind role."
An episode that teamed the sloppy Falk with an actor known for his sartorial splendor,
George Hamilton, "A Deadly State of Mind" is a grand ninety-minute mystery. The second of
four episodes directed by Harvey Hart, it contains a memorable climax—a payoff not
designed by Fischer.
"That was Dick Levinson's idea," Fischer explained. "It was a clue he could never work
into a story. Well, I had written the plot of the psychiatrist, but I didn't know how to end it.
One day, Dick said, `I've always had this clue I wanted to use. A blind man at the driveway
when the murderer escapes.' I said, `Oh, yeah? Watch this.' I took my story and put it together
with his clue."
And it worked. Once in a great while, a Columbo writer would give
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the murderer a profession already represented in an earlier episode. Gene Barry played a
psychiatrist in the very first Columbo mystery, Prescription: Murder. Thirty outings later,
here's George Hamilton as a psychiatrist (although a very different character). When the series
ended and the rogues gallery was complete, there would be two writers, three actors, three
actresses and two gourmet chefs among the Columbo murderers. It supports Dick Levinson's
contention that it was difficult to continually come up with interesting occupations for the
killers.
Bruce Kirby is back as Sergeant Kramer, and Columbo has grown fond enough of the
character to call him "Sarge."
Summing Up the
Fourth Season
While not as strong as the previous three seasons, the Columbo fourth proved the format
could sustain repetition and emerge fresh and entertaining. Capping off the season was a
Rolling Stone magazine cover story on Falk.
On the evening of May 19, 1975, Peter Falk won his second Emmy for Columbo. His
delight was compounded by Patrick McGoohan's victory in a category with a rather bulky
title: Outstanding Single Performance by a Supporting Actor in a Comedy or Drama Series
(For a One-time Appearance in a Regular or Limited Series). In simpler terms, he won for
"By Dawn's Early Light."
PART VI

THE FIFTH SEASON

(1975-76)
" A light goes on up here, and sometimes I can't turn it
off.
-LIEUTENANT COLUMBO
"Forgotten Lady" (1975)
A Fifth of Columbo

By the end of the fourth season, Dean Hargrove and Roland Kibbee had relinquished their
producing chores to Everett Chambers.
After three seasons with the show, Hargrove was ready to move on to other projects.
"I had done it long enough," he said. "Everett Chambers knew the show as well as anybody,
so he was an obvious choice to take over. We felt totally comfortable turning production over
to Everett Chambers."
Twenty-two episodes, almost half of all the Columbo mysteries, had been produced during
the three seasons of Hargrove's tenure. His significance can't be overstated. He had kept the
series running on a quality track.
Hargrove's association with the mystery genre was far from over. He and Kibbee
immediately set about fashioning a fourth Mystery Movie entry for the 1975–76 season. This
was the spot on the wheel unsuccessfully filled by Hec Ramsey and Amy Prentiss. Their
answer was McCoy, which starred Tony Curtis as a high-living Robin Hoodish con man. It
lasted a season.
The fall of 1975 saw the premiere of another Hargrove/Kibbee series, The Family Holvak, a
Waltons-like Depression-era drama with Glenn Ford as a preacher. It was gone by January.
In 1979, Kibbee and Hargrove presented Dear Detective, a four-part mystery miniseries.
Kibbee, a veteran writer with a long list of film (The Marx Brothers' A Night in Casablanca,
The Crimson Pirate, Vera Cruz, The Devil's Disciple) and television (The Virginian, The
Alfred Hitchcock Hour, The Deputy) credits, would win a second Emmy as Danny Arnold's co-
executive producer on Barney Miller (1981–82 season). His work with another situation
comedy, Newhart, would bring him a third Emmy for a series with a third network: NBC
(Columbo), ABC (Barney Miller), CBS (Newhart).
In 1985, Hargrove started producing NBC's series of highly rated Perry Mason TV movies.
Reuniting Raymond Burr and Barbara Hale, these popular ventures whetted the network's
appetite for a weekly program that would combine the mystery and the lawyer show—
something in the tradition of, well, Perry Mason.
Hargrove responded with Matlock, which featured Andy Griffith as
folksy Atlanta attorney Benjamin Matlock. His partner in these ventures was Fred Silverman,
the former NBC president who launched Mrs. Columbo on her lamentable sleuthing career
(more about that in a later chapter).
But in 1975, Silverman was still at ABC (where he was plotting the network's rise to the
top with such cultural landmarks as Charlie's Angels and Three's Company). NBC was still
hungry for more Columbo and Hargrove was quite willing to leave the show in the capable
hands of Everett Chambers.
"Everett Chambers also was Peter Falk's close personal friend," Fischer said. "He had
produced several episodes, so it only made sense that he would step in."
Chambers and Falk again went with a six-episode schedule. Fischer, who was producing
Levinson and Link's Ellery Queen series, shared the executive story consultant credit with
William Driskill ("Troubled Waters"). All deals were off in 1976, so there was a feeling that
the fifth season might be the last.
CASE # 3 2 : FORGOTTEN LADY

(originally aired September 14, 1975)

Written by WILLIAM DRISKILL
Directed by HARVEY HART
Produced by EVERETT CHAMBERS
Executive story consultants: PETER S . FISCHER AND BILL DRISKILL
Music Score: JEFF ALEXANDER
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: CHARLES CORRELL
Art director: JOHN W. C O R S O
Set decorations: JERRY ADAMS
Assistant director: SAM FREEDLE
Unit manager: FRANK LOSEE
Film editor: JAMIE CAYLOR, A.C.E.
Sound: JERRY E. SMITH
Choreographer: MIRIAM NELSON MEYERS
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by BURTON MILLER
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ....................................................PETER FALK
GRACE WHEELER WILLIS ............................ JANET LEIGH
DR. HENRY WILLIS ............................................. SAM JAFFE
NED DIAMOND .................................................JOHN PAYNE
RAYMOND .................................................MAURICE EVANS
DR. LANSBERG ..............................................ROSS ELLIOTT
DR. WESTRUM ........................................ ROBERT F. SIMON
ARMY ARCHERD .................................................... HIMSELF
ALMA ................................................................ LINDA SCOTT
SERGEANT LEFTKOWITZ ...................... FRANCINE YORK
HARRIS ................................................. JEROME GUARDINO
BOOKSTORE CLERK ...................................DANNY WELLS
DEPUTY CORONER HENDERSON ............HARVEY GOLD

Synopsis—The big news in Hollywood is the gala opening of Song and Dance, a That's
Entertainment! type of compilation of memorable num-
bers from classic musical films. The grand reception has stirred the comeback hopes of
onetime screen queen Grace Wheeler. With former co-star Ned Diamond on her arm, Grace
tells Tinseltown reporter Army Archerd that she plans to star in a Broadway revival of One
Touch of Venus. Ned will direct and choreograph.
But Grace's husband, eminent diagnostician Dr. Henry Willis, refuses to finance the
show. Having tasted some of the glory of her days as a star, Grace will not be denied a
return to the spotlight.
She spikes his evening milk with a heavy dose of sleeping pills. At eleven o'clock, the
butler, Raymond, leaves her in the house's screening room. Grace is watching one of her old
musicals, Walking My Baby. Raymond returns to the kitchen, where he and the maid, Alma,
settle down to watch their favorite program, The Tonight Show.
After Raymond makes a reel change in the screening room, Grace goes up to her
husband's room and locks the door behind her. She has the gun Henry kept in the glove
compartment of his car.
The sleeping pills have taken effect. Henry is unconscious. Grace removes the book he
was reading and replaces it with a medical report. She puts the gun in his hand and wraps his
finger around the trigger. She puts the gun to his head and fires. The agile dancer leaves the
room by dropping from a tree limb near the balcony.
When she gets back to the screening room, however, Grace sees that the film has broken.
She quickly splices the movie. She is again sitting comfortably just as Raymond returns.
The immediate conclusion, of course, is suicide. The door was locked from the inside.
The gun is found in Henry's hand. And the medical report on his chest is a recommendation
for prostate surgery. The assumption is that Henry was feeling aimless because of his recent
retirement and depressed over his health problems. In this state, he took his own life.
Lieutenant Columbo isn't satisfied with a verdict of suicide. Raymond noticed no signs of
despondency. And the book Henry was reading is a light, humorous fantasy—not exactly the
material some-one about to commit suicide would be reading.
Other things bother Columbo. Why would a man about to take his own life take sleeping
pills? There's no reason for it. Maybe he decided on suicide after taking the sleeping pills.
That would account for such an absurd action. But if that's true, why did Henry bring the
gun in from the car? If he hadn't decided on suicide until after taking the sleeping pills, how
did he know to bring the gun inside?
The book was found on the table next to the bed. Henry had a habit of concluding each
night's reading with a dog-eared page. Yet there is no dog-ear for the night of his death. This
disruption of a lifetime
THE FIFTH SEASON (1975-76) 236

habit becomes more troubling when the autopsy reveals how much sedative Henry had in his
system. It was enough to knock him out. It was enough for someone to put a gun in his hand
without him knowing what was happening.
Ned, who has always been in love with Grace, tells Columbo to stop hounding the actress.
Columbo tells Ned about his most damaging piece of evidence.
On the night of Henry's death, Grace was watching the movie Walking My Baby. The
running time is an hour and forty-five minutes. Raymond started the film at eleven o'clock.
It was still running after Johnny Carson went off the air at one. Why did the film take more
than two hours that night? What accounts for all that extra time? Splicing a film only takes
minutes. The only answer is that the film broke and Grace wasn't there to see it happen. She
was upstairs murdering Henry.
The idea that Henry was upset about his health is ridiculous. Prostate surgery is common
and usually successful. Being a doctor, Henry would know that.
What possible motive would Grace have for killing Henry? He was going to finance her
comeback, Ned says. No, Columbo answers, he would never do that. Going through the
doctor's files, the lieutenant found a medical report labeled "Rosie." It's the name of Grace's
character in Walking My Baby. And it was Henry's code name for his wife.
The report says that Grace has an inoperable aneurism of the brain. It is causing progressive
memory loss. She has a month, maybe two months.
Columbo has a problem. Grace probably doesn't even remember killing Henry. She is now
deep in the past.
Just when Columbo must act, Ned confesses to killing Henry. The policeman is
bewildered.
"It won't take long to break your story," Columbo tells him. "It might take a couple
of months," Ned says.
Columbo understands. Yes, he agrees, it might take a couple of months. "Yes, yes, it
might."

"Forgotten Lady" is the only time that Columbo (technically) didn't bring in the murderer.
And we're very glad that he doesn't. The ending is the most touching since "Any Old Port in
a Storm."
Bill Driskill's script cleverly drops clues about Grace Wheeler's condition (she repeatedly
forgets appointments and Columbo's name), yet the conclusion still comes as a surprise.
When Columbo reveals the big secret to Ned, we wonder why we didn't suspect something
all
along. It helps, of course, that Janet Leigh was once a musical star (Rosie, in fact, had been
her name in Bye Bye Birdie, a movie that featured another Columbo murderer, Dick Van
Dyke). Director Harvey Hart makes effective use of song-and-dance clips from her old films
(she made her film debut in 1947's The Romance of Rosy Ridge and one of her musicals was
actually titled Walking My Baby Back Home). Hardly strangers, Leigh and Falk had co-
starred in a November 1966 Bob Hope Presents presentation titled "Dear Deductible."
Like Anne Baxter in "Requiem for a Falling Star," Leigh plays a fading screen queen
who's murdered her husband. But her Grace Wheeler has a vulnerability that is refreshingly
different for the series. Adding to the fun is Maurice Evans, cast as Grace's devoted English
butler.
Nearly stealing the proceedings is John Payne (best known as the lawyer who defends
Santa Claus in the classic Miracle on 34th Street). He plays Ned with believable doses of
sympathy and nobility.
And the humor is nicely balanced (Internal Affairs notices that the gun-shy Columbo
hasn't been to the pistol range in ten years). Viewers are also treated to the sight of Columbo
in a tuxedo.
Yet, for all this, "Forgotten Lady" is something of a disappointment. The complaint against
it is a familiar one. The sensitive storyline is damaged by the excessive running time (ironic,
considering that a movie running too long is one of the story's major clues).
"We had all kinds of problems getting that one to two hours," Peter Falk recalled.
And it shows. The padding is all the more frustrating because "Forgotten Lady" could
have been one of the very best Columbo episodes. It joins "Etude in Black" at the top of a list
of two-hour shows that are very good but should have been great.
CASE #33: A CASE OF IMMUNITY

(originally aired October 12, 1975)

Written by L O U SHAW
(from a story by James Menzies)
Directed by TED POST
Produced by EVERETT CHAMBERS
Executive story consultant: PETER S. FISCHER
Associate producer: EDWARD K. DODDS
Music Score: BERNARDO SEGALL
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: RICHARD C. GLOUNER, A.S.C.
Art director: JOHN W. CORSO
Set decorations: JERRY ADAMS
Assistant director: KEVIN DONNELLY
Unit manager: FRED R. SIMPSON
Film editor: RONALD LAVINE
Sound: JERRY E. SMITH
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by BURTON MILLER
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ....................................................PETER FALK
FIRST SECRETARY HASSAN SALAH HECTOR ELIZONDO
RAHMIN HABIB ...................................................SAL MINEO
THE KING ......................................................BARRY ROBINS
YOUSEFF ALAFA ................................. ANDRE LAWRENCE
POLICE COMMISSIONER ....................... KENNETH TOBEY
ZENA ............................................................XENIA GRATSOS
KERMIT MORGAN ......................................... DICK DINMAN
KURA .............................................................GEORGE SKAFF
HAKIM ........................................................ NATE ESFORMES
CAPTAIN AUGUST ....................................... BILL ZUCKERT
SECOND PICKETER ............................. BART BRAVERMAN
CORONER .................................................... HARVEY GOLD)
CAPTAIN ORTEGA ...........................................JAY VARELA
 * * *
Synopsis—Hassan Salah, first secretary of the Surian legation in Los Angeles, wants to see
his country hold to traditional ways. The young King of Suria, however, seems quite open to
Western influences and ideas.
The ruthless Hassan sees a way to get rid of a dangerous opponent, legation chief of
security Youseff Alafa, and blame it on the protesting Surian students who support the King.
He secures the cooperation of Rahmin Habib, an idealistic legation employee who works in
the code room. After Hassan opens an office safe and burns several documents, Rahmin spray-
paints student protest slogans on the oak walls. Hassan then calls Youseff to the scene.
While the security chief is inspecting the damage, Hassan hits him from behind with a tire
iron. Youseff is dead and the scene is staged. It will look as if students broke into the office
and Youseff surprised them in the act of burning papers. But Hassan still has to establish an
alibi, and what better place than police headquarters? When Hassan is in the police
commissioner's office discussing security arrangements for the King's upcoming visit,
Rahmin calls him and pretends to be Youseff. So, a dozen high-ranking Los Angeles law
enforcement officials listen as Hassan talks to a man he's already killed.
With the ruse complete, Rahmin sets off a charge that blows open the safe Hassan emptied.
Dressed as a student, he makes his escape by crashing a car through the legation gate.
Youseff's assistant, Kura, has a clear shot at the car, but his gun jams. Hassan made sure of
that.
Lieutenant Columbo is certain that the murder was an inside job. What first troubled the
detective was the fact that Youseff never pulled his gun. It was found in his holster. If
Youseff did enter the room and surprised looting students, why didn't he pull his revolver?
And how does an experienced security guard allow himself to get hit on the back of the head,
especially when there's no sign of a struggle? The only conclusion is that Youseff wasn't
alarmed when he entered the room. The security chief must have been summoned to the room
by someone he knew.
There's another reason Columbo thinks it was an inside job. The papers from the safe were
burned before the explosion that blew it open. How in the world, Hassan asks, do you know
that? The ashes of the documents were found in a pile on the floor. The explosion caused
some plaster to fall from the ceiling. The plaster settled on the ashes. There's no question: the
documents were removed and burned before the safe was blown open. And that means the
murder was committed by someone who knew the combination.
THE FIFTH SEASON (1975—76) 239

Immediate suspicion falls on Rahmin, the only legation employee not accounted for. Rough
descriptions of the fleeing student match Rahmin. The code room employee made a hotel
reservation for the day of the murder, yet he didn't keep it. Hassan is all too eager to be
impressed by Columbo's findings.
Sneaking away from the legation grounds, Hassan goes to meet Rahmin. He gives him
$10,000 and praises his heroism. The compliments last until Hassan can knock out Rahmin. He
puts the unconscious Rahmin behind the wheel of his car and is about to push the vehicle over
a cliff. He stops. He remembers that Rahmin always wore glasses. He checks the young man's
driver's license. Sure enough, it says that Rahmin must wear glasses. Hassan takes the glasses
out of a breast pocket, puts them on Rahmin and sends the car over.
To Hassan's disgust, Columbo and the King hit it off famously. To Hassan's horror, Columbo
now believes he killed both Youseff and Rahmin. Why? Kura's gun had never misfired before,
and only Youseff and Hassan had keys to the arsenal. Hassan knew the combination to the safe.
And Rahmin's death was no accident. He was wearing glasses, but he was also wearing
contact lenses. He would have been almost blind. Someone else put those glasses on him.
Columbo knows it was Hassan because the $10,000 found in Rahmin's car was not from the
legation safe. A bank wrapper indicates that this money was withdrawn from the bank on the
day after the murder—withdrawn by the first secretary.
Hassan lodges a complaint against Columbo. He threatens to have the lieutenant thrown off
the police force.
An apologetic Columbo shows up at the legation. He asks Hassan for a chance to apologize.
"You beat me," the lieutenant says. The case was largely circumstantial and, even if the
evidence was stronger, Hassan is protected by diplomatic immunity. He can't be touched.
Feeling expansive, Hassan admires the detective's determination and fills in the missing
details. Of course, he wouldn't be admitting all of this if it wasn't for the diplomatic immunity.
Suddenly, the King emerges from the next room. He's overheard everything. Surian justice will
be swift and harsh.
Even though he knows this trap was arranged by Columbo, Hassan has no choice. Rather
than face a horrible fate in Suria, he renounces his diplomatic immunity and signs a confession.

The mystery aspects of "A Case of Immunity" are fine. It's a good story.
 "I liked that one," said Columbo contributor Howard Berk ("By Dawn's Early Light"). "I
wrote a draft with Lou Shaw, but he ended up with the on-screen credit. Well, that happens.
There have been times that I got credit when I thought another writer deserved it, and there
were times I thought I should get credit and I didn't."
What hurts "A Case of Immunity" is its regrettably simplistic treatment of complex and
sensitive issues in Arab nations. The episode has been singled out by the American-Arab
Anti-Discrimination Committee, and one can understand why. Hassan becomes the obvious
villain because he values traditional Arab ways. The young King is wonderful because he
embraces Western ideas and ideals. Hassan dresses in traditional garb. The King wears a
uniform. There's a painfully offensive message that emerges from this contrast of stereotyped
characters: Arabs aren't such bad guys as long as they're willing to act more American. Suria
(a fictional country) will be just fine if it merely accepts "civilized" Western standards.
While the episode tries to move beyond the all-Arabs-are-contemptible-beings thinking
that American entertainment usually panders to, "A Case of Immunity" substitutes
understanding with platitudinous dialogue. This black-and-white representation of com-
plicated tensions would look all the more shallow in light of subsequent events in Iran and
other nations. Unfortunately, Holly-wood's stereotyping of Arabs grew worse. In fact, the
flaws in "A Case of Immunity" seem mild compared to the parade of Arab terrorists, thugs
and oil barons that Tinseltown has thrown at us. Positive Arab images are almost
nonexistent. At least Columbo made an attempt at balance.
Lifting the episode is the chemistry between Falk and Hector Elizondo, the actor who
replaced him in the Broadway production of Neil Simon's The Prisoner of Second Avenue.
"Peter and I compared notes about Prisoner on the set of Columbo," Elizondo said. "I went
to see him in The Prisoner of Second Avenue. We shared our experiences while filming that
episode. It was a complete coincidence.
"You know what I remember? I remember laughing a lot. We had a great time."
A versatile actor, Elizondo has played Jews, Arabs, Hispanics and a melting pot of other
ethnic types.
"I'm the American Express kind of actor," he joked. "Do you know me? People stop me on
the street and say, 'Weren't you? Didn't you?' There's a nice anonymity. I have a neutral puss.
If anything, I look like a Russian border guard."
CASE #34: IDENTITY CRISIS

(originally aired November 2, 1975)

Written by WILLIAM DRISKILL
Directed by PATRICK MCGOOHAN
Produced by EVERETT CHAMBERS
Executive story consultants: PETER S. FISCHER AND BILL DRISKILL
Music Score: BERNARDO SEGALL
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: RICHARD C. GLOUNER, A.S.C.
Art director: JOHN W. CORSO
Set decorations: JERRY ADAMS
Assistant director: REUBEN WATT
Unit manager: FRANK LOSEE
Film editor: RONALD LAVINE
Sound: JERRY E. SMITH
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by BURTON MILLER
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ..................................................... PETER FALK
NELSON BRENNER ...........................PATRICK MCGOOHAN
"
GERONIMO" / A.J. HENDERSON ............... LESLIE NIELSEN
LAWRENCE MELVILLE ................................... OTIS YOUNG
SERGEANT KRAMER ...................................... BRUCE KIRBY
SALVATORE DEFONTE ...................................VITO SCOTTI
LOUIE THE BARTENDER ....................................VAL AVERY
PHIL CORRIGAN (THE DIRECTOR) ............... DAVID WHITE
JOYCE ................................................... BARBARA RHOADES
GALLERY ATTENDANT ...............................WILLIAM MIMS
CORONER CLIFF ANDERSON ....... CARMEN ARGENZIANO
DON (PHOTO SHOP MAN) ...........................CLIFF CARNELL
EXECUTIVE ................................................... EDWARD BACH
PARSONS ....................................................... PAUL GLEASON
RUTH ................................................................. ANGELA MAY
DELLA ..........................................................BETTY MCGUIRE
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BELLBOY ...................................................... KELLY FLYNN

KID .........................................................ALICIA CHAMBERS

Synopsis—Top government operative Nelson Brenner is surprised to learn that an old

partner, code name Geronimo, is still alive. Geronimo, who is using the cover identity of
businessman A.J. Henderson, suspects that Nelson is a double agent—using vital information
to improve his bank account.
Fearing that Geronimo is too close to the truth, Nelson arranges a meeting at an
amusement park. He tells Geronimo that the agency is dealing with a spy selling microfilm—
a crafty old fellow named Steinmetz. He arranges a meeting between Geronimo and
Lawrence Melville, a go-between for Steinmetz.
That night, Geronimo makes contact with Melville at the Sinbad Club, a bar near the
Santa Monica Pier. The agent follows Melville to an isolated spot under the pier. It's known
as Muggers' Haven.
When Melville leaves, Nelson emerges from the shadows. He strikes Geronimo with a tire
iron, first on the side of the head and then a more lethal blow to the back of the skull. The
police will assume that he was killed by muggers.
Nelson, who is known as a powerful business consultant, goes to his office to establish an
alibi. At six o'clock the following morning, he starts dictating a speech he's writing for
winemaker Salvatore DeFonte. He has set his clock so it will chime eleven while the tape
recorder is running. When his secretary reports to work at nine, the tape is waiting for her.
She assumes her boss stayed late at the office and worked into the night.
Arriving at the scene of the murder, Lieutenant Columbo is disturbed by one troubling
fact. The murderer removed the victim's jacket. Why? You don't need to remove a jacket to
get at money, credit cards and valuables.
Matches in the dead man's jacket lead the police to the Sinbad Club. The bartender, a
former policeman, remembers that the victim left with a black man. He later identifies that
man from a file of mug shots. It's Lawrence Melville.
No identification is found on the dead man, but there is something from the hotel where he
was staying. He checked in under the name of A.J. Henderson. They trace A.J. Henderson to
a Los Angeles firm. There's only one problem. Their A.J. Henderson is very much alive. So
who is the dead man? Columbo not only doesn't know whodunit, he doesn't know whogotit.
 Yet a cab driver remembers that Henderson asked to be taken to an amusement park. Nosing
around the park, Columbo finds a photo booth with a woman taking pictures of customers as
they go by. Going through the previous day's stack of shots, they find two views of the man
who called himself Henderson. With him, clear as day, is Nelson Brenner.
Nelson at first denies knowing Henderson. When Columbo says there are pictures, Nelson
claims that Henderson had asked about working with his company. Since the meeting had been
secret, Nelson naturally denied any acquaintance with him. But the real Henderson is alive.
This man was using his name. Nelson says he doesn't know why that would be.
Meanwhile, Columbo has found Lawrence Melville. Scared, Melville asks the advice of his
boss, Steinmetz, who is actually Nelson in disguise.
After calming the young man's fears, "Steinmetz" leaves behind a bomb. The explosion is
not enough to kill Melville. It's just enough to divert suspicion toward the fictional Steinmetz.
Columbo, though, is not so easily shaken. The bomb squad tells him that the explosion
wasn't the type you'd use to kill a man. And it was placed in the door, not the engine, where it
would have a greater chance of killing a passenger.
Nelson wants to get Columbo off his trail, so the director of the agency meets with the
police lieutenant. He tells Columbo that Nelson is one of his most valuable operatives. The
man known as Henderson also was an agent. They are after a spy called Steinmetz. That
should answer all of the detective's questions.
During a visit to Nelson's house, however, Columbo's suspicions are refueled. He sees a
picture of Nelson taken several years ago. Something about it is familiar. Although younger,
Nelson's hairline is higher. Yes, he does wear a piece. Working with this old picture, police
artists add a beard, glasses and a few age lines. The result is a match with Melville's
description of the mysterious Steinmetz.
Listening to the tape Nelson says he made on the night of the murder, Columbo finds the
evidence that shatters the agent's alibi. First, there's the sound of Venetian blinds being closed.
At six o'clock in the morning, Columbo says, the sun hits Nelson's desk. That's why he got up
and closed the blinds.
Nelson claims he just wanted privacy. Columbo will have to do better than that. Okay,
secondly, the speech contains a reference to the Chinese pulling out of the Olympics. That
news wasn't announced until the morning after the murder. Yet Nelson claims to have dictated
this speech seven hours before the event occurred.
244 THE COLUMBO PHILE

The agent is impressed. How did Columbo know?

It was that jacket, the lieutenant answers. There was no reason for a mugger to remove it.
That didn't make sense until Columbo was told about Henderson being an agent. He would
have been carrying a gun in a shoulder holster. The jacket would have been removed if
someone wanted to remove the holster and keep people from discovering that Henderson was
an agent.

"Identity Crisis" is similar in many ways to "The Most Crucial Game." Both episodes
present Columbo listening to a tape of the murderer's voice, searching for a sound that will
destroy the alibi. Both have weak conclusions.
At the end of "The Most Crucial Game," Columbo has broken Paul Hanlon's alibi. Still, he
hasn't done much more than that. There's no weapon. There's no evidence that puts Paul at
the scene of the murder. The same things can be said of the lieutenant's case against Nelson
Brenner. There's certainly proof that he lied about when he dictated the speech. There's no
evidence that puts him under that pier at the time of the murder. There's no weapon with his
fingerprints. And the motive isn't clear.
Almost too complex for its own good, "Identity Crisis" is rescued by the delight of again
seeing Falk teamed with McGoohan. The combination worked so well in the previous season's
"By Dawn's Early Light" that Chambers and Falk invited McGoohan to direct and star in
"Identity Crisis" (having starred in Secret Agent, he was ideal for the role).
The actor makes Nelson even more eccentric than Colonel Rum-ford. Rare is the performer
who can direct himself and not weaken his characterization. McGoohan pulled off the feat,
never allowing the distractions of directing to interfere with a delightfully offbeat portrayal.
Indeed, his unusual clipped delivery offers an enchanting array of surprises for the ear.
He'll suddenly shift to a high pitch or an unpredictable inflection.
"McGoohan had the best line reading in the history of the show," Richard Levinson said.
Faced with an extremely eccentric adversary, Columbo seems to become more eccentric in
"Identity Crisis." The episode was particularly delightful for Falk. In addition to McGoohan,
the two-hour outing (yes, it's padded) features three of his favorite character actors: Vito
Scotti, Bruce Kirby and Val Avery. One or more of this trio appeared in thirteen of the forty-
five Columbo mysteries.
"Peter wanted a director he could rely on," McGoohan commented.
"I had been spoiled in England. I was given total control of the projects I directed. So I was wary
about directing an American television show, but I was given total control by Peter and Everett
Chambers. They had a classy story. It needed some work, but Peter was a wonderful actor for a
director. Peter is a meticulous man. He is a very careful actor. My association with Columbo
continued because Peter liked me and I liked him. If he said, `I want you to do this,' I would try
to do it."
CASE # 3 5 : A MATTER OF HONOR

(originally aired February 1, 1976)

Written by BRAD RADNITZ

(from a story by Larry Cohen and Brad Radnitz)
Directed by TED POST
Produced by EVERETT CHAMBERS
Executive story consultants: PETER S. FISCHER AND WILLIAM DRISKILL
Music Score: BERNARDO SEGALL
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: GABRIEL TORRES
Art director: JOHN W. CORSO
Set decorations: RAPHAEL SUAREZ
Assistant director: KEVIN DONNELLY
Unit manager: FREDERICO, SERRANO
Film editor: RONALD LAVINE
Sound: JERRY E. SMITH
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by RUDY NAVA LUNA
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ...................................................PETER FALK
LUIS MONTOYA ........................... RICARDO MONTALBAN
LIEUTENANT SANCHEZ ..........PEDRO ARMENDARIZ, JR.
CURRO RANGEL ............................................. A. MARTINEZ
HECTOR RANGEL .............................ROBERT CARRICART
NINA MONTOYA .......................................... MARIA GRIMM

Synopsis—Legendary Mexican bullfighter Luis Montoya is a national hero respected for his
great courage and daring. Only his longtime friend and assistant Hector Rangel knows that the
retired matador exhibited paralyzing fear when faced with a ferocious bull on his ranch. The
proud Luis must get rid of the only witness to his shame.
Knowing this terrible secret, Hector plans to leave the Montoya ranch. "Everything is
different," Hector tells Luis. "I must leave." His bags are all packed. Before he can depart,
however, Luis puts on a
THE FIFTH SEASON (1975—76) 247

show of bravado. Together they will kill the animal that wounded Hector's tempestuous son,
promising young toreador Curro Rangel. "Why?" the surprised Hector asks, "he would make a
good seed bull." Luis tells his old friend it's because he's afraid Curro will try to again face the
killer bull, Marinaro.
Once Luis has lured Hector into the ring, he uses an air pistol to shoot his old friend with a
dart dipped in a strong tranquilizer. With Hector helpless and only barely conscious, Luis
releases Marinaro.
Meanwhile, vacationing Lieutenant Columbo is involved in a fender-bender on the streets of
the small town near the Montoya ranch.
"I need the car," Columbo tells local police chief Emilio Sanchez. "It's very special."
Sanchez, who has heard about Columbo's brilliant investigation into the murder of a singer
on a cruise ship, jokingly holds the beloved car hostage while the American detective helps
with the report on Hector's death. Several details bother the policeman from north of the border.
Why are Hector's bags packed? Where was he going?
Luis says he doesn't know. He claims to have been on his way to a speaking engagement
when Hector was killed.
What is the strange needle mark found on Hector's body? The dead man wasn't on any type
of medication.
And why would a loyal employee like Hector try to destroy a bull—valuable property—
without asking? In way of an explanation, Luis tells Sanchez and Columbo about Curro's
encounter with Marinaro. In the version Luis tells, Curro was wounded by the bull. Hector
dragged his son to safety while Luis bravely kept the bull at bay. Luis says that Hector must
have rashly decided to fight the bull to avenge and protect his son. There was no one to help
when the bull gored the elderly man and killed him.
Two other clues prove that this story is a lie. First, Columbo finds a piece of wood in the
ring. It's from Hector's lance, which is used for herding cattle. It is not from his pick, which is
used to wound a bull. So how could Hector's lance have been broken in the ring? Curro tells
Columbo that his father had the lance moments before Marinaro knocked the younger Rangel
unconscious. Hector must have broken his lance while he, not Luis, fought the bull to save
Curro.
The second clue breaks the story Luis told. There are no water stains on the cape found in
the ring with Hector's body. Even a novice knows that you put water on the cape so it won't
move unexpectedly in the wind. Since the winds didn't die down until after dark, Hector must
have entered the ring when Luis was still on the ranch.
249 THE COLUMBO PHILE

With Curro's help, Columbo tricks Luis into again displaying his cowardice in the presence
of Marinaro. Curro can see that Hector was leaving because he knew of this cowardice. Luis
killed to cover it up.
In tribute to his adversary, Luis presents Columbo with the cape and sword.

"Well, it was obvious," Ricardo Montalban said of his being cast in "A Matter of Honor."
"If you want a Spanish bullfighter, how many actors were around to play the role? That was
one of the few times my accent was in my favor. Hollywood has never written anything for
me. This time out, the competition was very narrow."
Yet there's nothing obvious about Montalban's performance. A hero of enormous dignity,
his Luis Montoya has learned fear after leaving the professional bull ring. Confident and
poised, the matador is certain he can elude the clumsy rushes of the slouching Columbo.
"The contrast worked very well," Montalban commented. "He was the fumbling, bumbling
guy who was, as we all know, really very bright. And the character I played had a certain
amount of stature and tradition. You pit one against the other and it makes for very inter-
esting casting. I loved it. I have very fond memories of that show. I did so many guest shots.
Very few of them stand out. That one stands out."
Adding to the overall mood is the camaraderie between police officers Columbo and
Sanchez. They respect each other. They like each other. They enjoy each other's sly ways.
Armendariz, thankfully, isn't asked to play the stereotyped crooked, small-town Mexican
cop. His Sanchez is a caring, responsible official who appreciates the chance to talk shop
with another policeman.
CASE #36: NOW YOU SEE HIM

(originally aired February 29, 1976)

Written by MICHAEL SLOAN
Directed by HARVEY HART
Produced by EVERETT CHAMBERS
Executive story consultants: PETER S. FISCHER AND
WILLIAM DRISKILL
Associate producer: EDWARD K. DODDS
Music Score: BERNARDO SEGALL
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: RICHARD C . GLOUNER, A.S.C.
Art director: JOHN W . CORSO
Set decorations: JERRY ADAMS
Assistant director: SAM C . FREEDLE
Unit manager: FRED R. SIMPSON
Film editor: JAMIE CAYLOR, A.C.E.
Sound: JERRY E. SMITH
Magic sequences staged by MARK J. WILSON
Editorial supervision: RICHARD BELDING
Music supervision: HAL MOONEY
Costumes by BURTON MILLER
Main title design: WAYNE FITZGERALD
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ...................................................PETER FALK
THE GREAT SANTINI ................................... JACK CASSIDY
SERGEANT JOHN J. WILSON .............................BOB DISHY
HARRY BLANDFORD .............................. ROBERT LOGGIA
JESSE T. JEROME ............................... NEHEMIAH PERSOFF
DELLA SANTINI .......................................... CYNTHIA SIKES
DANNY GREEN ................................... PATRICK CULLITON
THACKERY ....................................... GEORGE SPERDAKOS
CLERK .......................................................... THAYER DAVID
GEORGE THOMAS ............................. REDMOND GLEESON
LASSITER ..........................................................VICTOR IZAY
ROGERS .................................................... ROBERT GIBBONS
JEFFERSON ................................................MICHAEL PAYNE
 * * *
Synopsis—Master magician the Great Santini is amazing audiences at the Cabaret of Magic.
What they don't know is that Santini hopes to pull off the grandest illusion of his career—
making club owner Jesse T. Jerome disappear.
The crude Jerome is the only person who knows that Santini was once a Nazi death camp
guard named Stefan Mueller. He has been blackmailing the magician since learning his dark
secret.
Santini has told Jerome that he will no longer hand over extortion money. That night, while
Santini is performing on stage, Jerome is typing a letter to the Department of Immigration in
Washing-ton, D.C.
Santini's act builds to his famous water tank escape. The magician is locked into a metal
cube that is lowered into a glass water tank. He has ten minutes to get out.
What the audience doesn't realize is that the airtight cube has a false bottom. By the time
the cube is put in the water, Santini has let himself out through a trapdoor in the stage. A
ladder beneath this escape hatch leads into his dressing room.
Moving quickly, Santini disguises himself as a waiter and glides through the chaotic
kitchen. Every night, the magician has a brandy sent to his dressing room. This night, using a
remote-controlled microphone hooked to a speaker in his dressing room, the clever illusionist
is able to talk to the waiter outside his dressing room, making it seem like he's never left his
quarters beneath the stage.
The door to Jerome's office is locked. That's no problem for a master escape artist. Jerome
hears the door open. As he approaches the outer office, Santini shoots him. He then returns to
the stage and completes his act.
Jerome's body is discovered by an employee just as the audience is applauding Santini. The
police are summoned.
The first thing that bothers Columbo is the position of the body. Actually, the first thing
that bothers him is the new raincoat his wife bought for him. He looks distinctly
uncomfortable in the garment.
They know the door was locked, Columbo tells his eager assistant, Sergeant John J.
Wilson. If the murderer knocked and Jerome opened the door for him, the body would be
closer to the door. If he had opened the door and wasn't alarmed by the person he saw,
Jerome would have been walking back to his inner office. That puts the body in the right
place, but then he would have been shot in the back. Columbo also wonders why the back of
Jerome's shirt is damp.
 Maybe the lock was picked. Impossible, Columbo is told. It's a new lock that was just
installed. Yet the police lab finds scratch marks. The lock was picked. How many people at the
club that night had the ability to open this lock? Columbo suspects Santini, even though his
alibi is seemingly as airtight as the cube he escapes from.
But Columbo has to be certain. He has a locksmith make a set of handcuffs with the lock
from Jerome's office. That night, he challenges Santini to escape from them. As the crowd
showers the magician with applause, Columbo gives his primary suspect a knowing smile. "I
knew you could do it," he says.
A clerk at a local magic store tells Columbo how mind readers will wire roving assistants
with portable microphones. Standing on stage with a tiny receiver behind their ears, they can
hear the secrets being exchanged at a great distance. And Santini used to be part of such an act.
It means he could have staged his alibi.
Still, Columbo and Wilson have to discover the motive. Why
would Santini murder Jesse Jerome? If anybody had a motive it was Jerome's junior partner,
Harry Blandford.
Comparing notes at police headquarters, Columbo and Wilson see how working in a
leather chair will cause someone to sweat. That's why Jerome's back was damp. They know
he was working at his desk before the murderer entered.
What was he doing? He hadn't started counting the money. Maybe he was typing. Wilson
admires the IBM Selectric that Jerome used. It's the same kind they use in the academy typing
classes. Why doesn't the carriage move? Wilson explains that all the letters are on a ball that
moves from left to right. It strikes a carbon ribbon that's fed from one side of a disposable
cartridge to another. It isn't reused.
It sets Columbo to thinking. If space on the plastic typing ribbon is only used once, that
means whatever Jerome was writing is recorded on a portion of the ribbon.
You only made one mistake, Columbo informs Santini. You didn't look close enough at
that typewriter. He unwinds the used portion of the ribbon and we see that Jerome was typing
a letter to the Department of Immigration. He was trying to tell them that Santini is an ex-
Gestapo sergeant named Stefan Mueller. The magician smiles and admits that he thought this
had been the perfect murder.
"Perfect murder, sir?" Columbo says. "Oh, I'm sorry. There is no such thing as a perfect
murder. That's just an illusion."

Considering Richard Levinson and William Link's fascination with murder and magic, it's
odd that the team didn't write a Columbo with an illusionist as the killer. That seemingly
inevitable plot fell to Michael Sloan, and he did a magical job with the concept. Columbo's
creators must have been pleased.
The episode is given added boosts by the expertise of top illusionist Mark Wilson, the
hauntingly appropriate strains of Henry Mancini's "Charade" (the composer, after all, was the
author of the Mystery Movie Theme) and the stylish performance of Jack Cassidy, making the
last of his three stellar appearances as a Columbo murderer.
Cast in the relatively small role of Della Santini is young Cynthia Sikes (later to star on
NBC's St. Elsewhere). And Bob Dishy is back as the eager but ineffectual Sergeant Wilson,
although somehow his first name got changed from Freddy (in "The Greenhouse Jungle") to
John. It was another of the series' rare continuity problems.
In a scene that recalls Columbo's great joy at being summoned before the television
cameras by Dexter Paris ("Double Shock"), the lieutenant is tickled as can be when he hops
on stage with Santini.
There's also a great running joke with Columbo trying to lose his
new raincoat. Again and again, he hopes the offending garment will just disappear.
"That new raincoat made him very uncomfortable and self-conscious," Falk said. "It was a
brilliant idea." At one point, he leaves the coat in his car and tells Dog that if anyone tries to
steal it, he's to look the other way.
C A S E # 3 7 : L A S T S A L U T E TO T H E C O M M O D O R E

(originally aired May 2, 1976)

Written by JACKSON GILLIS
Directed by PATRICK MCGOOHAN
Produced by EVERETT CHAMBERS
Executive story consultants: PETER S. FISCHER AND BILL DRISKILL
M u s i c Score: BERNARDO SEGALL
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: WILLIAM CRONJAGER, A.S.C.
Art director: SEYMOUR KLATE
Set decorations: JOSEPH J. STONE
Assistant director: KEVIN DONNELLY
Unit manager: RALPH SARIEGO
Film editor: ROBERT L. KIMBLE, A.C.E.
Sound: JERRY E. SMITH
Women's costumes by BURTON MILLER
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ....................................................PETER FALK
CHARLES CLAY ...................................... ROBERT VAUGHN
SWANNY SWANSON ..................................... FRED DRAPER
JOANNA CLAY ............................................... DIANE BAKER
KITTERING ......................................WILFRID HYDE-WHITE
COMMODORE OTIS SWANSON ..................JOHN DEHNER
THEODORE "MAC" ALBINSKY ................. DENNIS DUGAN
SERGEANT GEORGE KRAMER ................... BRUCE KIRBY
WAYNE TAYLOR ..................................... JOSHUA BRYANT
LISA ................................................................ SUSAN FOSTER
COAST GUARD OFFICER ............................. ROD MCCARY
GUARD .............................................................J.P. FINNEGAN
SHOP FOREMAN ......................................... JOSEPH ROMAN
WOMAN ............................................ HANNA HERTELENDY
WATCHMAN ................................................... JERRY CREWS
SAILOR ..............................................................FRED PORTER
HANDWRITING EXPERT ...............................JIMMY JOYCE
BARTENDER ................................................ TOM WILLIAMS
Synopsis—The family and friends of brilliant naval architect Commodore Otis Swanson have
gathered for the company's annual party. The Commodore, however, has become increasingly
discontented with the way his son-in-law, Charles Clay, has developed the ship-building firm
into a vast, impersonal corporation. He is tired of being surrounded by freeloaders like his
alcoholic daughter, Joanna, his irresponsible nephew, Swanny, and, of course, Charles. The
only man he respects is Wayne Taylor, the head of the boatyard. In fact, the Commodore
intends to sell the company.
That night, Charles is wiping clean the belaying pin used to bash the Commodore's skull.
While cleaning up the signs of struggle in the Commodore's study, Charles is surprised by a
knock on the door. It is Wayne. He is dropping off the self-steering mechanism for the
Commodore's ship. The Commodore had mentioned that he would be going for a sail in the
evening.
Charles tells Wayne that he's just leaving. He makes sure that the guard notices him driving
out of the estate.
Dressing in scuba gear, Charles swims back to the Commodore's harbor-front home. He
dons one of the Commodore's familiar outfits and takes his father-in-law's ship out from the
dock. From the distance, no one is able to tell the difference.
Once at sea, Charles throws the Commodore's body overboard. Putting the scuba gear on
again, he swims back to shore. The police will assume that the ship's boom made an abrupt
swing, striking the Commodore and knocking him into the water.
But the autopsy reveals that the Commodore was dead before he entered the water. Assisted
by Sergeant Kramer and the promising young Sergeant Mac Albinsky, Lieutenant Columbo
searches the Commodore's house. The study yields the most clues: a tube of lipstick, a broken
watch and the rack of belaying pins.
Columbo notices that all the belaying pins have dust on them—all but one. Tests prove that
it was the murder weapon. Charles is the primary suspect. He had the most to lose. He was at
the house on the night of the murder.
Columbo builds an impressive case against Charles. Everything seems to be heading toward
a logical conclusion until the chief suspect turns up quite dead.
There are now four suspects for the two murders: Joanna, who says she passed out drunk on
the night the Commodore was killed; Swanny, who was at the Yacht Club at the time
indicated by the
Commodore's smashed watch; Wayne, who admits to being at the house; and Kittering, who
claims he was with a young woman.
Columbo gathers all of the suspects and explains what happened. Charles found the
Commodore's body. He also found a broach and assumed Joanna had done the evil deed. He
staged the boating accident to protect his wife and his interests. But Joanna didn't kill the
Commodore, even though she has no memory of that night.
The scene was staged by someone else—someone who also left the lipstick to incriminate
her.
The lieutenant holds in his hands a watch. He goes to each of the four suspects and lets
them hear it tick. To each he says, "The Commodore's watch."
"T'isn't," replies Swanny.
"So what?" asks Wayne.
"Big deal," Kittering remarks.
"Daddy's watch?" says Joanna.
You see, Columbo continues, this watch was found at the scene of the murder. It was
smashed. It did not tick. The police had it fixed, so now it ticks. They all heard it tick, but
none of them actually saw it as the lieutenant took it around. Only Swanny's reply revealed
something. He said, "T'isn't."
 Only Swanny knew the watch shouldn't tick. He knew because he smashed it at the scene of
his crime. He set the watch ahead to give himself an alibi, then he made sure it would no
longer tick. The rest of the things he left behind would lead the police to Joanna.
The motive? Joanna inherits everything, but not if she was convicted of murdering the
Commodore. With the Commodore dead and Joanna in jail for his murder, the estate would go
to Swanny.
Columbo has been trying to give up cigars. After the case is solved, he lights up a cheroot
and heads for a rowboat.
"I thought you were going to quit," Kramer says.
"Not yet," Columbo chuckles. "No, not yet, Sergeant. Not yet." Whistling "This Old Man,"
he joyfully rows to the Yacht Club, where his wife is waiting.

The second episode directed by Patrick McGoohan is easily the show's greatest departure.
"Double Shock" flirted with the idea of slipping from the open mystery to the whodunit, yet
"Last Salute to the Commodore," after drawing you into the traditional Columbo formula,
completely embraces the English drawing room style of Christie and Sayers.
"You thought you were following the usual Columbo," Falk chuck-led. "You're following
Robert Vaughn."
Yes, they even hired an actor already associated with the series.
"Let's do the one where we see the guy with the murder weapon in his hand and the audience
swears they're seeing the same old thing," was how executive story consultant Peter S. Fischer
explained the thinking behind the episode written by Jackson Gillis. "Then the guy ends up
dead and we flip it around to a whodunit. Your villain has to be Robert Vaughn, Robert Culp
or Jack Cassidy."
"Last Salute to the Commodore" is as much a departure in style as formula. Under
McGoohan's guidance, Columbo is at his most eccentric. He seems more absorbed and quirky
than ever before.
"When we did that episode," McGoohan explained, "the series had been on for a while. We
discussed it and said, `The Columbo character is fairly well defined. Let's take the character a
step farther.' That made Peter apprehensive, but he was willing to try it."
The results are unusual and enchanting. In addition to getting his crack at a classic Christie-
like denouement (the suspects gathered as the great detective unravels a complex web of
clues), Falk's Columbo has two sidekicks—Kramer (we finally learn his name is George) and
the young Mac (played by Dennis Dugan, later Captain Freedom on Bochco's Hill Street
Blues).
"I wanted the young guy," McGoohan said. "That character wasn't
in the original script. It was a special relationship that helped to add a little dimension to
Columbo. It's a tiny other area—an association he hasn't had before."
Amused that the young sergeant should have a nickname like Mac when his last name is
Albinsky, Columbo keeps asking him if he is Irish. By the end of the episode, Mac has a new
hero. The sergeant has taken to carrying around a raincoat.
"Are you expecting rain, Mac?" Columbo asks with an impish grin. "You never can tell,"
answers Mac.
"Patrick was fantastic as the head of the military school [in `By Dawn's Early Light'],"
Falk said. "When he returned to direct two shows, he moved Columbo into all sorts of
exciting and new directions. That's particularly true of `Last Salute to the Commodore.' That
really had a different tone to it. Patrick put his stamp on it. There was a slightly different
sense of humor to it. He had other wonderful ideas about where to take Columbo. I'm sorry
we didn't get him back to do more."
Richard Levinson didn't catch up with the episode until 1985. He was delighted. Columbo's
co-creator particularly liked the scene in which a young woman named Lisa (guest star Susan
Foster) tries to get the detective into a cross-legged position on the deck of Charles Clay's
yacht.
"A station was running it out here [Los Angeles] the other night," Levinson said. "There's
Columbo trying to do transcendental meditation. I thought it was hilarious."
Indeed, everyone seems to be having a good time, particularly the extraordinarily bemused
Columbo. He never enjoyed a case more. He was never more whimsical in his pursuit of a
murderer.
The final scene of "Last Salute to the Commodore" has the feel of a series finale. Falk was
making rumblings about quitting after five seasons. Universal was making grumblings about
the show's ballooning budget. It's almost as if Chambers and McGoohan wanted to give the
old boy a proper send-off. If the thirty-seventh case had become the last, this would at least
have given the series a sense of completeness. We leave Columbo blissfully rowing away,
whistling his favorite tune and enjoying a cigar (which he gave up at the end of the first
season).
Then again, Columbo leaves the door open to future escapades. When Kramer says he
thought Columbo was going to quit (smoking), the detective mirthfully responds, "Not yet."
Summing Up the
Fifth Season
The fifth season also ended on a note of personal triumph for Peter Falk. On the night of May
17, 1976, he was named Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series by the National Academy
of Television Arts and Sciences. His portrayal of Lieutenant Columbo had brought him three
Emmys in five years.
If the series was truly going to leave on top, this would have been the time to call it quits.
The NBC Mystery Movie was no longer the ratings winner that gave the network the power to
hold Sunday nights, and Universal was growing less tolerant of budget excesses.
During production of "Last Salute to the Commodore," the gossip around the Universal lot
was that the episode had gone two million dollars over budget. Falk's reaction to the rumors
could hardly have pleased Universal executives.
"Ridiculous!" the actor said. "I doubt it will cost much over one million."
Claiming that it was impossible to maintain the quality of the scripts, he hinted that there
would be no more Columbos. His business agent, attorney Bert Fields, confirmed that Falk
was hanging up his raincoat after five hit seasons. "Peter is through with Columbo," Fields
told reporters. "He is definitely not going back."
Falk also told the Associated Press that there were too many movies he wanted to make
(which turned out to be all too true). Headlines blared the news. Falk and Columbo wouldn't
be back for a sixth season.
Still, while the Mystery Movie was sagging, Columbo remained a formidable programming
weapon. NBC wouldn't hear of discontinuing the series. The Mystery Movie would he back
for a sixth season, and Columbo had to he a part of it.
Falk was lured back with a salary increase (boosted to a reported $300,000 an episode),
which cynical columnists suggested was all he wanted in the first place.
Yet there were several film commitments, and these would reduce Lieutenant Columbo's
presence in prime time.
PART VII

THE SIXTH SEASON

(1976-77)

"I can't think of a time when I wasn't working."

-LIEUTENANT COLUMBO
"The Bye-Bye Sky High I.Q. Murder Case" (1977 )
A Season of Sorts

When The NBC Mystery Movie returned for a sixth season, Columbo was still a part of the
wheel—barely.
The network realized that the presence of Columbo (no matter how small) was crucial if
the Mystery Movie had any hope of surviving. But between a change in production teams and
Falk's outside projects, only three episodes aired during the 1976–77 season. It was by far the
fewest number of shows produced during a single season. In fact, it hardly qualifies as a true
season.
Everett Chambers produced the first two Columbo mysteries of this short season—one
aired in October, the other in November. Another original episode didn't appear until May,
and by then the series had a new producer, Richard Alan Simmons.
The addition of Simmons was added incentive for Falk to stick around. Levinson, Link,
Bochco, Hargrove, Gillis, Kibbee, Fischer and Chambers had moved on to other projects.
Falk needed someone he liked and trusted.
Simmons was not only a friend, he had produced and written Falk's earlier series, The
Trials of O'Brien. The remainder of Columbo's prime-time career would be played out under
the Simmons regime.
Practically from the start, NBC knew it would be receiving Columbo episodes on a greatly
reduced basis. Falk told one reporter that he'd do two episodes back-to-back with Chambers,
then a third much later in the season and maybe even a fourth. There would be no more than
that.
Ironically, in its final season, The NBC Mystery Movie at last found a workable fourth
element for the wheel. After failing with Hec Ramsey, Amy Prentiss and McCoy, Universal
fielded a sleuthing Los Angeles County coroner played by Emmy-winner Jack Klugman
(Oscar Madison on ABC's sitcom version of The Odd Couple). Quincy, M.E. proved so
successful that NBC pulled it out of the rotation in January and made the monthly feature a
weekly series. It ran for several seasons.
Quincy was replaced on the wheel by Lanigan's Rabbi, a series version of Harry
Kemelman's novels about a police chief helped in his investigations by a local rabbi named
David Small. Art Carney and Bruce Solomon starred.
CASE #38: FADE IN TO MURDER

(originally aired October 10, 1976)

Wr i t t e n by LOU SHAW AND PETER FEIBLEMAN
(from a story by Henry Garson)
Directed by BERNARD L. KOWALSKI
Produced by EVERETT CHAMBERS
Associated producer: JOSEPH D'AGOSTA
Executive story consultant: BILL DRISKILL
Music Score: BERNARDO SEGALL
Sunday Mystery Movie T h e me : HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: MILTON R. KRASNER, A.S.C.
Art director: MICHAEL BAUGH
Set decorations: PEG CUMMINGS
Assistant director: MARK SANDRICH, JR.
U n i t manager: ROBERT ANDERSON
Film editor: RONALD LAVINE
Sound: JERRY E. SMITH
Sound effects editor: BRIAN COURCIER
Music editor: ROBERT MAYER
Women's costumes by GEORGE R. WHITTAKER
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO .................................................... PETER FALK
WARD FOWLER ....................................WILLIAM SHATNER
CLAIRE DALEY .......................................... LOLA ALBRIGHT
SID DALEY .................................................... ALAN MANSON
MARK DAVIS ................................................. BERT REMSEN
SERGEANT JOHNSON .............................. WALTER KOENIG
DIRECTOR ...................................................DANNY DAYTON
TONY ....................................... TIMOTHY AGOGLIA CAREY
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR .................................J.P. FINNEGAN
CONROY ............................................................ VICTOR IZAY
MOLLY .......................................................... SHERA DANESE
CAMERA OPERATOR ......................................JIMMY JOYCE
WALTER GRAY ..........................FRANK EMMETT BAXTER
JOSEPH .............................................................FRED DRAPER
Synopsis—Ward Fowler, who plays debonair television detective Lieutenant Lucerne, has a
reputation for being a difficult actor. His series is a hit, however, so the network and studio
executives again and again capitulate to his demands.
Although separated, husband-and-wife team Sid and Claire Daley continue to produce the
Inspector Lucerne program. Claire continually advises everyone else to go along with their
star's demands. Not even Sid knows that Claire is blackmailing Ward.
Claire discovered Ward in Canada. She knows that he deserted from the United States
Army during the Korean War. If that information got out, it would ruin Ward's career.
When Claire takes a phone call in Ward's trailer, the actor overhears her saying that she'll
be getting a sandwich at Tony's Deli.
To establish an alibi, Ward invites his gofer, Mark, to watch a baseball game on
television. He gives Mark a drink laced with a powerful sedative. The actor then turns on his
videocassette recorder to tape the action his assistant will miss. Ward dresses in a ski mask
and a bulky parka he took from the studio's wardrobe department. He also has a pistol he took
from the prop department.
Ward gets to Tony's Deli just after Claire. Disguising his voice, he pretends to be a holdup
man. After knocking out Tony, he drops the charade. Ward tells Claire to walk toward the
door with her hands over her head. She keeps going, sure that he hasn't the nerve to pull the
trigger. He does.
Returning home, Ward sets Mark's watch back and starts the tape, just after the point
Mark fell asleep. The ruse works. Mark assumes that he was only out for a few seconds.
Later, when Mark again dozes off, Ward sets his watch for the correct time.
Immediate suspicion falls on Sid. He gets everything, including a stash of silver
certificates and more than $500,000 in IOUs from Ward Fowler.
Assigned to investigate the murder, Lieutenant Columbo wonders why the highest-paid
actor in television would owe his producer so much money. There are other details that
bother the detective.
The first assumption was that Claire was shot while running away from a holdup man. But
the bullet hole in her dress is considerably higher than the actual wound. That means her
hands were in the air, and nobody runs away in such an attitude.
And she was hit in the heart at a distance of thirty feet. That indicates an expert marksman.
When Columbo digs deep enough into Ward's past, he discovers that the actor deserted from
an artillery outfit. His sole distinction as a soldier was marksmanship.
 The police find the jacket and the ski mask in a garbage dumpster. They trace them to the
studio wardrobe. Searching the prop department, they locate the pistol. Ward has wrapped a
thread from one of Sid's sweaters around the trigger. Surely this will convince Columbo that
his suspicions are unfounded.
Yet Lieutenant Columbo is closing in on Lieutenant Lucerne. Tony had described the
holdup man as below average height. Columbo notices that Ward wears shoes with lifts.
During a visit to Ward's home, Columbo sees his videocassette equipment.
He needs one piece of hard evidence. The gun supplies it. There are no fingerprints on the
barrel, handle or trigger. But the pistol has always been used as a prop. It usually contains
blanks. That means Ward had to remove the blanks and replace them with real bullets. While
he remembered to clean the gun, he forgot to wipe off the blanks when he put them back in.
They have his fingerprints. It's an example of detective work that Inspector Lucerne would
have to admire.

Once again, show business provides the backdrop for a Columbo mystery. Like "Requiem
For a Falling Star," "Fade in to Murder" gives the cameras a chance to roam around the
Universal lot. Bernard Kowalski, directing his fourth and final Columbo episode, again and
again finds the most natural and inexpensive sets in the studio's back-yard.
A meeting between network and studio executives is staged in the Universal commissary.
Columbo wanders by the Jaws exhibit on the Universal tour and asks if that's the shark used
in the movie (directed, of course, by Steven Spielberg).
And if Kowalski went "Requiem for a Falling Star" one better in using the studio, writers
Lou Shaw and Peter Feibleman took the in-joke humor to new heights.
William Shatner, best known as Captain James T. Kirk on Star Trek, is cast as a
demanding actor who stars in a hit series about a brilliant detective. Sound familiar? Yes,
when representatives of the studio and the network meet with Claire and Sid Daley, their
gripes about Ward Fowler could easily have been inspired by Peter Falk.
"Who does Ward Fowler think he is?" the studio boss demands.
"Ward Fowler is not the first actor on this network to win an Emmy," adds the network
executive. "And he's already one of the highest-paid performers in television. If we give into
him now . . ."
They're having great fun with Falk's reputation, yet somehow it doesn't hurt the illusion.
Despite the fact that "Fade in to Murder" hits
terribly close to home, we still believe that Columbo is real and Lieutenant Lucerne is
fictional.
Shatner's portrayal helps a good deal here. The glimpses of his Inspector Lucerne remind us
how phony most television detectives are. His Ward Fowler, though, is a character with several
intriguing shadings.
An interesting footnote is the presence of Walter Koenig, who played Ensign Chekov to
Shatner's Captain Kirk on NBC's Star Trek (of course, another Enterprise regular, Leonard
Nimoy, had already played a Columbo murderer).
Today, with VCRs hooked to a healthy share of the nation's televisions, Ward's alibi scheme
seems a little thin. In 1976, though, videocassette recorders were out of the reach of most
Americans. Not yet a household item, they were still something of a novelty.
And with a final clue worthy of Jackson Gillis, "Fade in to Murder" proved that after five
seasons there was still life in the Columbo format.
C A S E # 3 9 : OLD FASHIONED M U R D E R

(originally aired November 28, 1976)

Written by PETER S . FEIBLEMAN
(from a story by Lawrence Vail)
Directed by ROBERT DOUGLAS
Produced by EVERETT CHAMBERS
Associate producer: JOSEPH D'AGOSTA
Executive story consultant: BILL DRISKILL
Music Score: DICK DE BENEDICTIS
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Director of photography: IRVING I. LIPPMAN
Art director: MICHAEL BAUGH
Set decorations: PEG CUMMINGS
Assistant director: CHARLES WALKER
Unit manager: ROBERT ANDERSON
Film editor: STANLEY FRAZEN
Sound: JERRY E. SMITH
Sound effects editor: BRIAN COURCIER
Music editor: JAMES D. YOUNG
Costume designer: GEORGE R. WHITTAKER
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO .....................................................PETER FALK
RUTH LYTTON ..................................... JOYCE VAN PATTEN
PHYLLIS BRANDT ........................................CELESTE HOLM
JANIE BRANDT ...........................................JEANNIE BERLIN
EDWARD LYTTON ........................................ TIM O'CONNOR
DR. TIM SCHAEFFER ......................................... JESS OSUNA
MILTON SCHAEFFER ....................... PETER S. FEIBLEMAN
SERGEANT MILLER ........................................... JON MILLER
DARRYL .............................................. ANTHONY HOLLAND
ELISE ............................................................. LUCY SAROYAN
WATCH SALESMAN .............................. GARY KRAWFORD
MAID ................................................................ ELOISE HARDT
SECOND DETECTIVE ..........................MORRIS BUCHANAN
PHOTOGRAPHER ........................................ GILES DOUGLAS
THE SIXTH SEASON (1976—77) 269

Synopsis—Ruth Lytton is the curator of the Lytton Museum, a family-owned collection of

medieval artifacts and art. She's sharp, efficient, old fashioned and proud of it. She tries to
instill a sense of these virtues in her devoted niece, Janie.
The museum is controlled by Ruth, her brother, Edward (who is the trustee), and their
fragile sister, Phyllis. Ruth is horrified when Edward tells her that he intends to shut down
the museum. It is losing too much money. He is certain that Phyllis will go along with his
wishes.
Rather than leave it to a vote, Ruth moves with Machiavellian swiftness. She arranges for
the shifty security guard Janie had hired to break into the museum that night and steal several
pieces. Everything is insured, she tells the trusting Milton Schaeffer, so everyone will
prosper by his actions. In return, she'll pay him $100,000. She gives him a sizable advance
to guarantee his cooperation.
Milton is worried that the police will suspect him. Don't worry about that, Ruth tells him.
She's arranged to get him a new passport and identity. He can start over and forget about
gambling debts. To keep everyone off his tail, Milton will call his brother, Dr. Tim
Schaeffer, and pretend to be in danger. He'll plead for his life and then fire a shot.
What Milton doesn't know is that Edward will be upstairs taking inventory. When Milton
breaks in, Ruth is waiting for him. She shoots him by the museum pay phone. Edward hears
the shot and heads downstairs. Ruth takes Milton's gun and shoots her brother. She puts a gun
in Milton's dead hand and the other in Edward's. Any rookie officer will figure out what
happened. Milton broke in and Edward surprised him. They fired simultaneously, each
bullet finding its mark. Surveying the bloody tableau, Ruth turns out the lights and leaves.
The next morning, a horrified Janie discovers the bodies and the police are called.
The first thing that bothers Lieutenant Columbo is the condition of Milton's body. It's
incredibly well groomed for a thief. His clothes are new and suited more for a tropical
vacation than a robbery. His hair has just been cut and he's had a manicure. Even his shoes
are new. What kind of burglar breaks into a museum wearing stiff, uncomfortable new
shoes? There's also a vaccination mark on his arm. Milton was leaving the country.
The police think the shooting took place before midnight. The time
is established by the call Milton made to his brother. But Columbo notices that the dead
man's calendar watch already indicates May 1. To make sure the date reads correctly after a
month with only thirty days, you have to turn the watch ahead past midnight again. That puts
the shootings after midnight.
One other thing makes Columbo think the scene was staged. The lights were off when the
bodies were discovered. The two men couldn't have hit each other in the dark. Obviously,
neither of them could have turned off the lights. So who did?
Ruth sees that she must shift suspicion to someone else. She plants a belt buckle from the
museum in Janie's room. When the police search the house, they find the piece and arrest
Janie for murder. After all, she was the one who hired Milton.
Columbo is certain of Janie's innocence, especially after she fails to
THE SIXTH SEASON (1976—77) 271
recognize the belt buckle when he visits her jail cell. She uses it as an ashtray.
The lieutenant has Janie released. He takes her home and tells Ruth about his suspicions. He
thinks she killed Milton, Edward and Janie's father, Peter Brandt. Ruth had been engaged to
Peter, but he eloped with Phyllis. Ruth ended up an old maid. Janie is the daughter she never
had. Or is she the daughter Ruth could never claim?
When Peter was ill, Ruth was his nurse. She could easily have slipped him drugs that could
have aggravated his heart condition.
As final proof of Janie's innocence, Columbo plays the tape Edward made while taking
inventory. The belt buckle is among the items he counts. Janie couldn't have taken it.
It's not much. It's not enough for a conviction. But if Ruth stands trial, everything will come
out—all of the questions about Edward's death, Janie's false arrest and Peter's "heart attack."
Ruth can't stand to see Janie shattered by the idea that she murdered her father. If Columbo
will tell Janie that there's really nothing to those suspicions, she'll confess to killing Edward
and Milton.

Although Joyce Van Pattern is both strong and sympathetic as Ruth Lytton, "Old Fashioned
Murder" is one of the series' weakest episodes. It is poorly paced and poorly plotted.
Ruth is perfectly willing to frame Janie for murder, but she ultimately confesses so her niece
won't think badly of her. Further hurting the episode is the heavy-handed nature of the humor.
Columbo enters by slamming into the back of a police car. Celeste Holm's Phyllis Brandt faints
in the finest vaudeville tradition whenever someone mentions homicide or police.
The episode's strength should have been drawn from its atmospheric setting, yet such broad,
almost comic opera touches destroy the mood. This time, they went too far.
The earliest glimmer of this episode started with Peter S. Fischer, who had a far different
(and tantalizing) vision.
"I had an idea to do an updated version of Richard III and his two nephews as a Columbo,"
Fischer explained. "My idea was to have Burgess Meredith as a Richard III character who ran a
medieval museum with his two nephews. He wants to get rid of both of them, so he kills one
and frames the other. That was my vision of the show. It got all turned around. It was out of
my hands and all turned around."
Fischer's concept sounds a good deal more promising than the story eventually developed by
Lawrence Vail and turned into a teleplay by
Peter S. Feibleman (who also appears as Milton). By television mystery standards, "Old
Fashioned Murder" manages to stand up quite well, largely due to the quiet strength of Joyce
Van Patten's performance. By Columbo standards, however, the episode ranks fairly low.
C A S E # 4 0 : T H E B Y E - B Y E S K Y H I G H I.Q. M U R D E R C A S E

(originally aired May 22, 1977)

Written by ROBERT MALCOLM YOUNG
Directed by SAM WANAMAKER
Produced by RICHARD ALAN SIMMONS
Director of photography: TED VOIGTLANDER, A.S.C.
Music Score: BOB PRINCE
Sunday Mystery Movie Theme: HENRY MANCINI
Art director: HOWARD E. JOHNSON
Film editor: JERRY DRONSKY
Set decorations: RICHARD B. GODDARD
Assistant director: RAY TAYLOR
Unit manager: D. JACK STUBBS
Sound: EDWIN J. SOMERS, JR.
Sound effects editor: BRIAN COURCIER
Music editor: AL TEETER
Costume designer: GEORGE R. WHITTAKER
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO .................................................. PETER FALK
OLIVER BRANDT .................................. THEODORE BIKEL
VIVIAN BRANDT ............................... SAMANTHA EGGAR
BERTIE HASTINGS ................................. SORRELL BOOKE
MIKE MARKS .............................................KENNETH MARS
SERGEANT BURKE ...................................... TODD MARTIN
MR. DANZIGER ........................................BASIL HOFFMAN
GEORGE CAMPONELLA ................. HOWARD MCGILLIN
MR. WAGNER .................................. GEORGE SPERDAKOS
MISS ELSENBACK ............................... DORRIE THOMSON
CAROLINE TREYNOR .................................. CAROL JONES
WAITRESS ............................................. JAMIE LEE CURTIS
AMY ...................................................... CARLENE WATKINS
ANGELA .............................................................FAY DEWITT
SUZY ...........................................................KATHLEEN KING
RECEPTIONIST ............................................. MITZI ROGERS
 * * *
Synopsis—Friends since college, Oliver Brandt and Bertie Hastings are partners in a
powerful accounting firm. And both are members of the Sigma Society, a club for geniuses.
Bertie has discovered that the flamboyant Oliver has embezzled funds to support his wife's
expensive tastes. Bertie has threatened to expose his partner to the wealthy clients he is
cheating.
When they are alone in the upstairs room of the Sigma Club, Oliver uses a gun with a
silencer to kill Bertie—two shots fired at close range. He then sets up the elaborate scheme
that will provide his alibi.
The gun goes into an umbrella that is stuffed up the chimney. Alligator clamps attached to
two small charges are clipped to the umbrella's metal frame. A small electrical wire runs
from the chimney to the club's computerized record turntable. And a marker is set in the path
of the needle arm, poised over a dictionary that has been balanced on the edge of its stand.
Oliver also knows that the opening of the front door of the room can cause the back door to
swing shut.
This is how the alibi scheme works: a) Oliver sets the record player so the needle will come
down near the end of an LP, leaving only four minutes until the arm rejects; b) Oliver leaves
the room and joins the other club members downstairs; c) the arm rejects and makes contact
with the first clamp, setting off the first charge; d) the people downstairs think they have
heard a shot; e) the arm continues on its path, knocking over the marker, which tumbles onto
the dictionary and causes the thick book to fall to the floor; f) the people downstairs hear a
"body" hit the floor directly after the first shot; g) the arm makes contact with the second
clamp, setting off the other charge; h) the people downstairs think they've heard a second
shot; i) everyone rushes upstairs, bursting through the front door and causing the back door
to slam shut; j) everyone assumes that the murderer has just escaped out the back way.
Oliver seems to have manufactured the perfect alibi. He was downstairs when everyone
heard what they thought were shots and Bertie body falling to the floor. The next day, Oliver
returns to the club and removes the gun.
But even a genius can't anticipate a detective with the skills of Lieutenant Columbo. The
policeman is bothered by the record player. Why would someone program it to start near the
end? That leads him to the funny scratch marks on the right side of the turntable. The police
lab concludes that they could have been made by alligator clamps.
 Somewhat more troubling is the fact that everyone heard the body fall between the two
shots. Yet the coroner says the two bullets entered at almost the same angle. Bertie was
standing when both shots were fired. By accident, Columbo discovers how the back door has a
habit of swinging shut when the front door is opened. He's sure the scene was staged, and after
pressuring Oliver's secretary, the lieutenant uncovers a motive.
A trip to Oliver's home confirms his suspicions. Oliver has the same model turntable in his
home and the accountant's umbrella has scorch marks on the inside.
Columbo summons Oliver to the club and demonstrates how he thinks Bertie was killed. He
runs through the scenario at a fever pitch. The only thing this man left to chance, Columbo
says, is the dictionary falling between the two explosions. Oliver is insulted. Such a genius
wouldn't leave anything to chance. He would make sure the dictionary fell at the right time.
That's not possible, Columbo challenges. Just as the arm is rejecting, Oliver grabs the marker
and proves it is possible. See?
That's what a genius would have done. Yes, Columbo does see. Oliver has just supplied the
missing piece of the puzzle.
Resigned and impressed, Oliver suggests that Columbo's brilliant mind might be put to
better use in another field. He asks the detective if he has ever considered another line of
work.
"No, never," the lieutenant says. "I couldn't do that."

"The Bye-Bye Sky High I.Q. Murder Case" (easily the longest Columbo title) is the first
and least successful of the six episodes produced by Richard Alan Simmons.
The mystery is unsatisfying on two counts. First, it's highly unlikely that a man of Oliver's
great intelligence would knowingly face such a formidable adversary and incriminate himself
in such a stupid manner. Although effectively staged, the climax is not at all convincing.
Secondly, in trying to make Oliver one of the more sympathetic Columbo murderers, writer
Robert Malcolm Young made him too weak. The fun is always in wondering how in the world
Columbo will catch his suspect. Oliver isn't any challenge at all. We know our hero has got
this guy nailed. Almost never dealing from an attitude of haughty superiority (odd since he's a
genius), Oliver is on the run from the moment Columbo sees him. There's no challenge to this
cat-and-mouse game. It's all too one-sided. You want Columbo to close the case and put this
poor sweating guy out of his misery.
The script also contains a few contrivances that are hard to swallow. The club members, for
instance, are all too conveniently talking about
2 76 THE COLUMBO PHILE

installing a burglar alarm just minutes before Oliver (surprise, surprise) makes it appear that a
burglar killed Bertie.
Still, like all of the weaker episodes, "The Bye-Bye Sky High I.Q. Murder Case" has
plenty to recommend it, not the least of which is the robust likability and charm of Theodore
Bikel. The Viennese-born actor/singer/guitarist was better suited for the role than anyone
knew.
"I got involved with it through [actor] Sam Wanamaker," Bikel explained. "He directed it.
I was close to that character. At one point or another in my checkered past, I was a member
of that type of society—Mensa. The members were drawn from the top two percent of tested
intelligence. So I had something to draw on."
"I always thought Mensa was the silliest organization on earth," Simmons said.
By the time Bikel got involved with Columbo, the ten- and fourteen-day shooting
schedules of the early seasons had been expanded to accommodate Falk's perfectionism.
"I remember we had twenty-two shooting days for a ninety-minute episode," Bikel
recalled. "That was wonderful. The whole experience was a lot of fun. I read mysteries and
like them, so it was a pleasure to do a Columbo. Peter is not what he plays. He's much more
cultured. He had a lot of artistic control and he used it to make other artists comfortable.
He'd tell me he would go for as many takes until I was pleased with it. That's very rare in
television."
Look closely and you'll spot a brief but funny appearance by Jamie Lee Curtis—a year
away from her starring role in John Carpenter's Halloween and six years away from her
portrayal of a good-hearted hooker in the John Landis comedy Trading Places. The
daughter of a Columbo murderer (Janet Leigh in "Forgotten Lady") plays a stern waitress
who forces Columbo to give up a doughnut he brought into her restaurant.
The episode is also significant because it introduces departures that Simmons would make-
better use of in his five remaining episodes.
Columbo's entrance usually was underplayed. People would dismiss the bedraggled figure
in a raincoat.
"Dick Simmons had a slightly different approach," Falk said. "Dick tried to create a lot
more tension between Columbo and the murderers. So he made the entrances a little more
formidable. Columbo was no longer looking for his pen. In the first shows, the adversaries
were totally confident and Columbo represented some minor annoyance. I don't think Dick
quite believed that. Dick wanted more tension. It was another way of looking at it. On
reflection, the entrances in Dick's shows aren't all that dissimilar to what Levinson
and Link wrote for Prescription: Murder. There is a certain amount of tension when he first
meets the murderer."
There's a scene in "The Bye-Bye Sky High I.Q. Murder Case" in which Columbo runs
through a torrential downpour. For once it is raining in sunny California and the lieutenant
doesn't have his rain-coat. Mrs. Columbo picked that night to use her new spot remover.
The scene comes very close to the series finale concocted by Levinson and Link.
"We always wanted the last show to be a story in which he doesn't wear his raincoat during
the entire case," Dick Levinson related. "It's being dry-cleaned. At the very end, with the
case solved, he walks outside and it's starting to rain. He puts his hands in the air and we
have a freeze-frame. That's how we wanted the series to end."
Summing Up the
Sixth Season
Bad enough that the quantity dropped in the sixth season, the quality also took a noticeable
dip. Two of the episodes were below average (again, by Columbo standards). Granted, most
seasons contained two lackluster mysteries, but this time there were two disappointments out
of only three shows.
For the first time, the ratio between good and fair was tilted in favor of fair. The major
accomplishment of the sixth season was to keep the series alive for a seventh and final and
better season.
PART VIII

THE SEVENTH SEASON

(1977-78)
"This far and no farther."
-LIEUTENANT COLUMBO
"The Conspirators" (1978)
Seventh Summit

NBC canceled its Mystery Movie in 1977. While Quincy had been spun off into a successful
weekly series, McCloud and McMillan had come to the end of their prime-time careers. The
day of the character cop was passing. Cannon, Banacek and Hec Ramsey had come and gone.
Kojak and Baretta would be gone by the end of the following season.
Prime time belonged to the sitcom and jiggle mania of ABC. Four of the top five series
during the 1977–78 season were Laverne & Shirley, Happy Days, Three's Company and
Charlie's Angels. This was not Lieutenant Columbo's audience.
Still, even with the Mystery Movie gone after six seasons, NBC was desperate for more
Columbos. By now deep in third place, the Peacock Network was willing to put up with long
shooting schedules and zooming budget overruns if the lieutenant would just stick around.
Universal didn't feel quite so kindly. The Columbo price tag was becoming less and less
tolerable to studio executives. This was the moment when NBC offered to pick up the excess
expenses.
Columbo wasn't a regularly scheduled series during the 1977–78 season. Instead, NBC
presented five Columbo mysteries as occasional specials. Under this arrangement, however,
more episodes were produced than during the sixth season, when Columbo supposedly was a
series in the Mystery Movie wheel.
The producer for this seventh season was Richard Alan Simmons. Falk's friendship with the
writer/producer went back to The Price of Tomatoes, a 1962 Dick Powell Show drama that
fetched the actor his only non-Columbo Emmy. Simmons was everything Falk wanted in a
Columbo comrade: a friend who could be trusted, a gifted writer who could polish scripts and
an experienced producer who was dedicated to quality.
But the candid Simmons was not one to reverently follow every-thing that had been done in
the previous six seasons. He believed that the Columbo formula could be shaken up and
improved.
"I wasn't a big fan of the show," Simmons said ten years after the seventh season. "I found it
synthetic. What was interesting about the show was Peter's character. Peter and Columbo—it
was like a hand
going into a glove. Only Peter could have made it work. He deeply respects and enjoys this
role. But I found Columbo profoundly dissatisfying entertainment because the villains
weren't as interesting as Columbo. The show becomes interesting when you probe beneath the
motives for murder. There are only a few motives anyway. You have to realize that Columbo
is a relationship show: Columbo and the murderer. That's what makes it interesting."
Pursuing his vision of what Columbo should be, Simmons concentrated on variations he
had experimented with in "The Bye-Bye Sky High I.Q. Murder Case." It is not difficult to
spot an episode produced by Simmons. Although in large part they do adhere to the
established Columbo ground rules, they are distinguished by three stylistic departures:

1) Columbo's more formidable entrance. "Columbo has to be a threat and not a threat at
the same time," Simmons said. "Right away, the murderer should think, `Oh, oh, I'm in
trouble. I'll have to be careful, but I can handle this guy.' Columbo's entrance should be
entertaining and interesting—a little theatrical."
2) The murderer's story. In an episode produced by Simmons, we get more of an
examination of the murderer's background and emotional makeup. The producer thought we
should understand the forces that drove this individual to kill. The seventh season's
murderers might tell us about their childhoods, their hobbies, their motivations or their
emotional attachment to an individual.
3) Columbo's background. And the detective gets very specific about himself in the
seventh season. He talks about his childhood, people from his past and feelings concerning
his job.
"I'm pretty good at what I do," Simmons said. "And there's a natural sync between Peter
and me. I guess that's why I ended up doing Columbo. I want to entertain myself when I
make a TV show. If I like it, maybe other people will like it, too."

Although not always in complete agreement with his new directions, Levinson and Link
were impressed by Simmons' efforts. They complimented him on the high caliber of the
seventh season's five mysteries. He told them about the constant battle for good scripts,
about the long hours away from his family, about the never-ending rewrites, about the
"intense physical and psychological pounding." Columbo's creators offered their sympathies.
To paraphrase Mark Twain's Huckleberry Finn, they'd been there before.
C A S E # 4 1 : T R Y A N D C A T C H ME

(originally aired November 21, 1977)

Written by GENE THOMPSON and PAUL TUCKAHOE
(from a story by Gene Thompson)
Directed by JAMES FRAWLEY
Produced by RICHARD ALAN SIMMONS
Director of photography: TED VOIGTLANDER, A.S.C.
Music: PAT WILLIAMS
Art director: HOWARD E. JOHNSON
Film editor: HOWARD S. DEANE
Set decorations: RICHARD B. GODDARD
Assistant director: DODIE FOSTER
Unit manager: D. JACK STUBBS
Sound: HAROLD LEWIS
Sound effects editor: WILLIAM WISTROM
Music editor: JAMES D. YOUNG
Costume designer: GEORGE R. WHITTAKER
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ...................................................PETER FALK
ABIGAIL MITCHELL ...................................RUTH GORDON
VERONICA ..........................................MARIETTE HARTLEY
MARTIN HAMMOND ................................... G.D. SPRADLIN
EDMUND GALVIN ...................................CHARLES FRANK
ANNIE ...........................................................MARY JACKSON
SERGEANT BURKE .............................JEROME GUARDINO
DANCE INSTRUCTOR ..........MARIE SILVA-ALEXANDER

Synopsis—Acclaimed mystery writer Abigail Mitchell, author of thirty-two bestselling books

about murder, is certain that Edmund Galvin killed his wife, her beloved niece Phyllis. The
police ruled that the young woman died in a boating accident four months ago. Rather than
reveal her suspicions, however, Abigail has been playing up to the fortune-hunting nephew by
marriage.
She has even altered her will in his favor. After all, the celebrated author tells Edmund, he is
her only living relative.
 After signing the proper documents in the presence of her attorney, Martin Hammond, and
her secretary, Veronica, Abigail prepares to leave for a flight to New York City, where her
mystery play Murder of the Year is closing after a nineteen-year run. Taking Edmund aside,
she tells him to leave and sneak back by the service road. She wants to give him the
combination to her walk-in vault, and Martin wouldn't approve.
Edmund is all too eager to cooperate, especially since the vault contains jewels, important
documents, manuscripts and vast reserves of cash. Only three people know the combination:
Abigail, Martin and Veronica.
When Edmund returns, Abigail has him open the vault for practice. She asks him to get
something from inside. She shuts the door on him just as Martin arrives to take her to the
airport.
The vault is soundproof. The one overhead light bulb is burned out and there is no
ventilation. Edmund will die of suffocation—slowly and in darkness.
Before leaving the room, Abigail switches on the vault alarm and picks up the keys
Edmund threw on the coffee table. While going out to the car, she hides the keys in the sand
of a standing ashtray.
The body is discovered the next morning by Veronica. Abigail flies back from New York
in time to see Lieutenant Columbo inspecting the vault. The clues are few: six burnt
matches, black paint under the dead man's fingernails and one of the author's manuscripts
with the title page torn off.
These clues are puzzling, and so are several other details. The alarm was on when Veronica
came in to open the vault. If Edmund opened the vault and then accidentally locked himself
in to avoid detection, how did the alarm get switched back into the on position?
There are two pieces of torn paper. Are they from the missing title page? What happened to
the missing title part?
And what happened to Edmund's car keys? The house and grounds are being searched.
Veronica finds the keys in the ashtray. The opportunistic secretary gives them to Abigail
and asks for certain rewards in return. The first is to accompany her boss on an ocean cruise.
Abigail tells Columbo that she found the keys near a lawn sprinkler. That's not possible,
the lieutenant answers. The sections of the grounds where Edmund left footprints were
photographed. There are pictures of the sprinkler. There are no keys.
The writer pleads the frailties of old age. She'll soon be leaving the country. Columbo has
to work fast.
Just before the ship sails, Columbo informs Abigail that he has put
together the mysterious clues. Locked in the vault and waiting for death, Edmund was trying
to leave behind a message that would identify his murderer.
He had black paint under his fingernails. The only black paint in the vault is on a filing
cabinet. By arranging the drawers in the proper order, Columbo and Abigail see that he
scratched an arrow pointing straight up.
The only thing up is the burnt-out lightbulb. Unscrewing the lightbulb, Columbo finds the
missing piece of the manuscript's title page. Using the burned matches, Edmund had
smudged out two words. The remaining words tell what happened: "I was Murdered by
Abigail Mitchell."
Columbo knows why she did it. Abigail ruefully observes that none of this would have
happened if the lieutenant had only investigated her niece's death.

Easily the oldest of the Columbo murderers, octogenarian Ruth Gordon was an ideal
choice to play a kind of American Agatha Christie. Cute and charming, her Abigail Mitchell
hardly seems to be a likely murder suspect—and she knows it.
Abigail's mind, trained by years of writing murder mysteries, is as sharp as ever, and that
makes her more than a worthy adversary for Lieutenant Columbo. Riding high from her
appearances in Rosemary's Baby, Where's Poppa? and Harold and Maude, Gordon brought
tremendous energy and sparkle to her performance in "Try and Catch Me."
It certainly didn't hurt to have a script full of clever twists and rich dialogue. Writers Gene
Thompson and Paul Tuckahoe had a tremendous amount of fun with both the locked-room
mystery and the Columbo format.
For instance, several characters use Columbo's favorite phrase, "Oh, one more thing." It's
not done in a cheap way. It's not obvious. Yet it's there to find if you're listening closely.
The episode also has more two-edged dialogue than any other Columbo outing. A character
says one thing when you know he or she means another.
"Oh, yes, the belly dancing outfit!" exclaimed Mariette Hartley after being reminded of
her involvement with "Try and Catch Me." The scene she remembered best was the one in
which an amused Columbo tries to question Veronica during a belly dancing class.
"That was great fun," the actress said. "And it was wonderful getting to play opposite Ruth
Gordon, although she knew she was the queen on the set. Of the two Columbos I did, that was
the one I enjoyed more. The role was a little better."
CASE #42: MURDER UNDER GLASS

(originally aired January 30, 1978)

Written by ROBERT VAN SCOYK
Directed by JONATHAN DEMME
Produced by RICHARD ALAN SIMMONS
Director of photography: DUKE CALLAGHAN
Associate producer: ANTHONY KISER
Music: JONATHAN TUNICK
Art director: HOWARD E. JOHNSON
Film editor: GENE RANNEY
Set decorations: RICHARD B. GODDARD
Assistant director: DAVID O. SOSNA
Unit manager: JACK P. CUNNINGHAM
Sound: JAMES PILCHER
Sound effects editor: WILLIAM WISTROM
Music editor: JAMES D. YOUNG
Technical consultants: JEAN BRADY and CONNIE BURDICK
Costume designer: GEORGE R. WHITTAKER
Titles and sound effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO .................................................... PETER FALK
PAUL GERARD ........................................... LOUIS JOURDAN
EVE PLUMMER ............................................ SHERA DANESE
MAX DUVALL ......................................... RICHARD DYSART
MR. OZU ..........................................................................MAKO
MARY CHOY ............................................... FRANCE NUYEN
VITTORIO ROSSI .................................... MICHAEL V. GAllO
ALBERT ....................................................... LARRY D. MANN
MARIO DELUCA ........................................... ANTONY ALDA
SERGEANT BURKE ....................................... TODD MARTIN
CRAWFORD ................................................ FRED HOLLIDAY
CHEF LOUIS ............................................... ALBERTO MORIN
CHARLIE ............................................................ JIM MURPHY
LADY CASHIER .....................................CAROLYN MARTIN
FIRST GEISHA ..........................................MIYAKO KURATA
SECOND GEISHA ................................. MIEKO KOBAVASHI
Synopsis—Members of the Restaurant Developers Association routinely hand over twenty-five
percent of their profits to powerful food critic Paul Gerard. In return, he praises their
restaurants in his television show, radio program, newspaper column and magazine pieces.
Vittorio Rossi, however, is tired of paying blackmail money to the mercenary Gerard. At a
private eight o'clock dinner in the kitchen of Vittorio's restaurant, the critic calmly listens as
the volatile Italian repeats an earlier threat to expose the extortion scheme.
Seemingly unconcerned, Paul leaves before Vittorio opens the bottle of wine he's had his
nephew Mario bring up from the cellar. With only Mario present, Vittorio drinks some wine
and starts searching through drawers. He stops suddenly, doubles over in pain. Screaming in
agony, he falls to the floor—poisoned.
Lieutenant Columbo immediately suspects Paul Gerard. Why? Well, after learning that a
man with whom he shared a meal had been poisoned, the food critic didn't ask for a doctor or
go to a hospital where he could have his stomach pumped. Instead, he headed directly for the
restaurant to answer policemen's questions. It's the damndest piece of good citizenship
Columbo has ever seen.
Reconstructing Vittorio's actions, Columbo finds a drawer loaded with canceled checks.
They are all made out to the Restaurant Developers Association. By pressuring the
organization's other major officers, restaurant owners Max Duvall and Mary Choy, the
lieutenant discovers the blackmail scheme. He has established opportunity and motive for Paul.
He needs to prove means.
How did the poison get into the wine? The vintage was chosen by Vittorio, so Paul couldn't
know which bottle to spike in advance. Paul wasn't even around when the wine was opened.
How did he do it? And what is the mysterious poison that was used? The police lab can't trace
it.
Columbo happens to visit Paul's apartment when the critic is entertaining a Japanese
colleague named Ozu. Paul is anxious for the lieutenant to leave before the food is served, but
his assistant, Eve Plummer, invites the detective to stay for dinner.
While Paul tries to change the subject, Ozu explains that they are eating a rare delicacy—
Japanese blowfish. Unless prepared by a master, like Paul, it is a deadly poison.
The lab confirms the poison. A fish market confirms that Paul buys Japanese blowfish. Yet
Columbo still hasn't figured out how the poison got into the wine.
 At a food writers' banquet, Columbo announces that he has the answer. He vows that
Vittorio's killer will be in custody within twenty-four hours. Since the case is so near
completion, Columbo invites Paul for a cooking session in the kitchen of Vittorio's restaurant.
The next day, Columbo tells Paul how the poison got into the wine. Vittorio used an
automatic wine opener—a hollow needle attached to a cartridge of compressed air. The chef,
Albert, changes the cartridges regularly. He put a full one in the opener the day after
Vittorio's death. Later that same day, though, the cartridge was empty. Somebody had
switched openers.
The poison wasn't in the wine. It was in the needle of the opener Paul left for Vittorio to
use. Knowing Columbo is too near the truth, the critic has doctored another wine opener.
Columbo uses it to uncork a bottle. Paul toasts his ingenuity.
Columbo drinks. Paul is about to, but Columbo stops him. You switched openers, the
detective says. "I switched glasses." You see, there was no real proof of any of this—until
now. When the boys in the lab analyze this glass of wine, there will be all the necessary
evidence to convict Paul.
"You're a very able man, Lieutenant," Paul says. "I respect that. But I really don't care for
you very much."
Columbo admits that he feels the same way about Paul: "I respect your talent, but I don't
like anything else about you."

"Murder Under Glass" certainly ranks as the tastiest (literally) of Columbo's

investigations. Once they learn he's trying to solve Vittorio's murder, every chef in Los
Angeles is pushing food at the detective.
"As long as you're on this case," Albert (Larry D. Mann) announces at the funeral, "you'll
never go hungry."
And he doesn't. While Columbo may never give up his beloved chili and hot dogs, he does
appreciate good food.
In the first series episode, "Murder by the Book," Columbo showed that he was at home in
the kitchen by fixing Joanna Ferris an omelet. His culinary knowledge became a recurring
theme, and it's given full rein in "Murder Under Glass."
Columbo gets to wear a tuxedo for the third time in the series, but we suspect that it's more
important to him that he gets to wear a chef's hat.
To use Columbo's expression, there's just one thing bothering me about "Murder Under
Glass." How can Paul be absolutely sure that Vittorio will drink wine after he leaves the
restaurant? Vittorio is in
THE SEVENTH SEASON (1977—78) 291
enough of a rage to forget the wine. Otherwise, this is a delicious mystery, a choice blend of
humor and murder.
"Robert Van Scoyk is everything a writer should be," Simmons said. "He's a writer filled
with knowledge."
Flavorfully directed by Jonathan Demme, the episode sizzles with the chemistry of Falk and
Jourdan.
Speaking of chemistry, the actress playing Eve Plummer is former model and Miss
Pennsylvania Shera Danese (cast in a much smaller role in 1976's "Fade in to Murder"). In
December 1977, she had become Peter Falk's second wife.
C A S E # 4 3 : M A K E ME A P E R F E C T M U R D E R

(originally aired February 28, 1978)

Written by ROBERT BLEES
Directed by JAMES FRAWLEY
Produced by RICHARD ALAN SIMMONS
Director of photography: DUKE CALLAGHAN
Associate producer: ANTHONY KISER
Music: PATRICK WILLIAMS
Art director: HOWARD E. JOHNSON
Film editor: HOWARD S. DEANE
Set decorations: RICHARD B. GODDARD
Assistant director: MARK SANDRICH
Unit manager: JACK P. CUNNINGHAM
Sound: LEROY JOSEPH
Sound effects editor: WILLIAM WISTROM
Music editor: JAMES D. YOUNG
Costume designer: GEORGE R. WHITTAKER
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ....................................................PETER FALK
KAY FREESTONE ................................ TRISH VAN DEVERE
MARK MCANDREWS .................LAURENCE LUCKINBILL
FRANK FLANAGAN .................................PATRICK O'NEAL
VALERIE KIRK ..............................................LAINIE KAZAN
WALTER MEARHEAD ........................... JAMES MCEACHIN
LUTHER ................................................................ RON RIFKIN
TV REPAIRMAN ............................................. BRUCE KIRBY
JONATHAN ............................................. KENNETH GILMAN
DUBBING CHIEF .............................................. MILT KOGAN
MADGE ..................................................... DEE TIMBERLAKE
PETE COCKRUM ............................................... DON EITNER
AMES ........................................................... MORGAN UPTON
AL STALEY .....................................................JOE WARFIELD
THE PRODUCER .......................................... GEORGE SKAFF
SERGEANT BURKE ............................. JEROME GUARDINO
WENDY ............................................................ SUSAN KREBS
ANGELA ................................................... SUSAN BREDHOFF
THE SEVENTH SEASON (1977-78) 293
MASSEUR ................................................... H.B. HAGGERTY
GUARD ............................................................ BUCK YOUNG
ROARK ......................................................JAMES FRAWLEY
NANCY ....................................................... SOCORRO SWAN

Synopsis—When top network programmer Mark McAndrews gets promoted to a New York
position, his chief assistant, ambitious Kay Freestone, expects to get his job—especially
since they're lovers. But Mark doesn't think she's ready to handle the West Coast entertain-
ment division. While Kay is good at developing series, she hasn't had enough programming
experience. Finding strong shows is one thing, knowing where to schedule them is another.
Feeling abandoned and betrayed, Kay decides to murder her boss and lover. In addition to
sweet revenge, she'll probably get the job he's leaving much sooner than expected.
Network president Frank Flanagan has flown in from New York to screen The
Professional, a violent but stylish series pilot that Kay has developed. While Mark works in
an office several floors above the screening room, Kay is in the projection booth with
technician Walter Mearhead. Walter is making the changeovers between the two projectors.
Just four minutes before the end of a reel, Kay sends Walter out for another film. Knowing
exactly how much time she has, Kay goes up several flights and finds Mark reading a script
in his office. She shoots him and hides the pistol in the light fixtures of an elevator. She makes
it back in time to make the changeover, setting a digital counter on the projector ahead so
Walter will think she was in the booth at the exact moment the murder took place. Unable to
get rid of the editor's glove she wore during the shooting, Kay throws it on the floor near the
projector.
The first thing Lieutenant Columbo deduces is that Mark knew his killer. The murderer had
come into the office at least eighteen feet before firing and Mark wasn't alarmed enough to
get up from his sofa. Although alone at night, he didn't even bother to adjust his glasses so
he could get a good look at the person entering the room. There's only one conclusion: Mark
knew and trusted the person who shot him.
The discarded editor's glove in the projection booth bothers Columbo. He has Walter
explain the changeover process to him. Toward the end of a reel, a flash appears in the upper
right-hand corner of the screen. A second flash tells the projectionist he should switch from
one machine to another.
 Walter keeps his booth immaculate and he didn't need an editor's glove on the night of the
murder. This puts Columbo on the trail of the only other person in the booth—Kay Freestone.
Kay claims that her relationship with Mark was only professional. Columbo knows she's
lying when a dry cleaner drops off one of her suits at Mark's beach house.
When The Professional airs, Columbo notices flashes right before a suicide scene. Yet that's
what Walter saw when he returned to the booth. It means that Kay made the changeover just
seconds before Walter got back. It means she's lying about when she made the changeover.
Columbo gets his big break when officers finally find the murder weapon. Kay doesn't know
it. The lieutenant has a duplicate gun put on the elevator, but it's positioned so a shadow is
visible on the plastic shade covering the lights. It looks as if the movement of the elevator has
jarred the gun loose from its hiding place.
Kay gets on the elevator with Columbo. She sees the gun and pretends to have forgotten
something in her office. On the trip back up, she removes the gun.
The lieutenant shows up a little later with videotape. It was taken on an elevator. It shows the
shadow of a gun before Kay got on. It shows that the pistol has been removed when Kay got
off.
 "I see," Kay says resignedly.
"I'm sure you do, ma'am," Columbo answers.
"I'll fight," she promises. "I'll survive. I might even win."

A bit plodding at times, like most of the two-hour episodes, "Make Me a Perfect Murder" is
the poorest of the five shows produced for the seventh season. The mystery is not only uneven,
it is too reminiscent of previous Columbo outings ("Double Exposure," "Fade in to Murder,"
"Forgotten Lady").
The show business world is the setting yet again, although this time it's commercial
television that suffers a few satiric swipes. There are blasts at the much-abused family hour
concept (humor that seems a bit dated now) and violence on TV (appropriate since Columbo
prided itself on being such a nonviolent series).
Even some of the clues are a bit thin. Columbo finds the glove Kay wore while shooting
Mark, and he doesn't bother to find out if there are powder burns on it. That would have
immediately narrowed the suspects to the two people in the booth.
While the middle is lackluster, the opening and closing sequences are terrific. The finale is a
grandly edited ballet of imaginative video techniques. The manic music and the quick cuts
effectively capture
Kay's growing panic. The walls of her electronic world are closing in on her.
The opening is a humorous highlight. For the third time, Columbo makes a surprise
appearance during the initial credits. He's driving along, merrily singing a medley of favorite
tunes: "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot," "Yankee Doodle," "My Darling Clementine." Suddenly,
he finds himself in the middle of a high-speed police chase. His rear-view mirror falls off. We
hear uniformed police complaining about a reckless driver getting in the way of their pursuit.
Columbo is sandwiched by two police cars. There's a crash. The lieutenant is whiplashed.
He's quickly surrounded by officers waiting for him to say something. Slowly, awkwardly, he
looks from one to another and says, "I think I hurt my neck."
This hilarious touch was added when the network complained to Simmons that Columbo's
entrance seemed to occur later in the episode than usual. Another of the episode's memorable
scenes came about because of Falk's problem with the script.
"Peter came to me and said he was concerned because something seemed to be missing
from the script," Simmons recalled. "Peter thought there was no nexus between the two
characters (Columbo and Kay Freestone). Nothing in the script brought them together."
Falk told Simmons about an incident that happened during the filming of "Candidate for
Crime." Guest murderer Jackie Cooper had taken Falk to the shack in Venice where he lived
as a child. This served as the inspiration for the scene where Columbo finds Kay in the tiny,
run-down home of her childhood. They share memories of youth, and we see how similar
conditions shaped them in different ways.
CASE #44: HOW TO DIAL A MURDER

(originally aired April 15, 1978)

Written by TOM LAZARUS

(from a story by Anthony Lawrence)
Directed by JAMES FRAWLEY
Produced by RICHARD ALAN SIMMONS
Director of photography: ISIDORE MANKOFSKY
Associate producer: ANTHONY KISER
Music: PATRICK WILLIAMS
Art director: HOWARD E. JOHNSON
Film editor: ROBERT WATTS, A.C.E.
Set decorations: RICHARD B. GODDARD
Assistant director: DAVID O . SOSNA
Unit manager: JACK P. CUNNINGHAM
Sound: JAMES PILCHER
Sound effects editor: WILLIAM WISTROM
Music editor: JAMES D. YOUNG
Costume designer: GEORGE R. WHITTAKER
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO .................................................... PETER FALK
DR. ERIC MASON ............................... NICOL WILLIAMSON
MISS COCHRANE ........................................... TRICIA O'NEIL
JOANNE NICHOLS ....................................... KIM CATTRALL
DR. CHARLES HUNTER ................................. JOEL FABIANI
DR. GARRISON ...........................................FRANK ALETTER
OFFICER STEIN .............................................ED BEGLEY, JR.
TECHNICIAN .............................................. FRED J. GORDON

Synopsis—Mind control guru Dr. Eric Mason knows that his colleague and best friend, Dr.
Charles Hunter, was having an affair with his late wife. A rabid movie fan with a houseful of
priceless Hollywood memorabilia, the noted psychologist has staged an ingenious scenario for
murder.
Eric has conditioned his two pet Doberman pinschers, Laurel and Hardy, to attack when
they hear a two-part command. The ring of a
telephone readies them for the attack. After, they will kill anyone who says the word
"Rosebud" (the dying gasp of Charles Foster Kane in the Orson Welles masterpiece Citizen
Kane.)
Eric asks Charles to take Laurel and Hardy out to the house. He has a physical to take, and
they'll play tennis afterward. When the doctor leaves Eric alone for a few minutes, the
psychologist picks up the nearby telephone and calls his house. The ringing summons both
Charles and the dogs.
Charles answers and is surprised to find Laurel and Hardy growling in front of him. Eric
asks Charles to settle a bet. What was Charles Foster Kane's final word? "Rosebud," he
answers. In an instant, the Dobermans are on their targeted victim.
When Eric gets home, he is surprised to see that Lieutenant Columbo is happily playing
catch with the dogs. They aren't at all vicious and violent. He can't understand why Laurel
and Hardy would suddenly turn and kill Charles.
Columbo is enchanted by the Mason house. It was once owned by Theda Bara, Eric tells
him, and the pool table belonged to W.C. Fields. The detective is honored to hold the
comedian's famous cue stick.
Between conversations about old movies, Columbo tells Eric what he has discovered.
Charles was talking on the kitchen telephone when he died. The phone was found off the
hook and the type of signal being made indicated that someone had called the house. It
means that someone heard the victim's screams and didn't call the police.
Other details bother the lieutenant. There is straw in the corner of the kitchen (Eric says it's
from a case of wine he unpacked) and a hook over the phone. Joanne Nichols, a young
psychology student who lives on the grounds, tells Columbo that Eric often went away with
the dogs on weekends. Where? He gets a clue when Eric shows him a baby spotlight that he
picked up at a deserted ranch once used as a Hollywood Western set.
Out at the ranch, Columbo finds a hook just like the one in Eric's kitchen. He also
discovers remains of a loudspeaker, shreds of a jacket that belonged to Charles and straw that
matches the type in Eric's house.
It would seem that Eric had trained the dogs to attack by hanging up a straw dummy
dressed in Charles' clothes and rigged with a loudspeaker.
A trainer informs Columbo that dogs can turn vicious, but it's unlikely that they'll turn
nice again. She shows him how dogs can be conditioned with an attack word.
 Snapshots of Charles with Eric's wife give Columbo the motive. To prove his case, he
needs the attack word.
Hoping the egotistical Eric will betray himself, Columbo secretly tapes an evening of
conversation with the psychologist. As the policeman is leaving, he remarks on the imposing
gate with the letter K emblazoned on it. That looks so familiar, the lieutenant says. You can
see it in the opening shots of Citizen Kane, Eric tells him.
"That's where it all begins," Columbo remembers.
Charles Foster Kane dies and says . . . Eric can't resist a chance to dangle the word in front
of his adversary—"Rosebud."
When Columbo plays the tape for Laurel and Hardy, who are being held at police
headquarters, the phone happens to ring. They respond. When the dogs hear Eric say
"Rosebud," they go crazy.
Columbo takes Laurel and Hardy back to Eric's house and outlines all of the evidence he
has against the psychologist. Actually Columbo says, for a supposedly smart man, Eric made
lots of stupid mistakes. This wasn't all that difficult a case, the lieutenant continues, goading
his adversary. The genius of mind control even forgot that he was hooked to an
electrocardiogram machine when he called Charles. The chart shows an unaccountable jump
at the exact time of the murder.
Pushed to the limit, Eric summons Laurel and Hardy. He points toward Columbo and
shouts, "Rosebud!" But instead of attacking, the two Dobermans start playfully licking the
detective. When he had learned the attack command, Columbo asked a dog trainer to replace
one conditioned response with another. Now, instead of killing when they hear the word,
they start kissing.

Originally titled "The Laurel and Hardy W.C. Fields Citizen Kane Murder Case," "How to
Dial a Murder" is a sharply paced mystery that makes clever use of Hollywood nostalgia (Falk
even indulges in a brief W.C. Fields impression).
The episode might have been subtitled "Columbo meets Sherlock Holmes." In 1976, Nicol
Williamson had made an intriguing Holmes in the screen adaptation of The Seven-Per-Cent
Solution. The same year as "How to Dial a Murder" aired, Williamson had a supporting role
in the Neil Simon movie The Cheap Detective, a spoof starring Peter Falk.
Playing a Columbo murderer usually is a cherished memory for an actor. Williamson, who
starred in the films Hamlet (1969) and Excalibur (1981), is the rare exception. The
experience left almost no impression at all on him. Even after being refreshed with plot
particulars, Williamson couldn't recall much about his involvement.
"I don't really remember that much about it," he said. "I was getting divorced and I had to
have the money. It was one of those things. It
was okay. You remember much more about it than I do. That was about ten years ago. I'm
sorry."
It's a shame he doesn't remember more, because he was quite good as Eric Mason. For most
of the episode, he is the typically urbane and genial Columbo murderer. With little warning,
however, his face might suddenly contort into a snarl that chillingly testifies to the malignant
force of his emotions.
Experimenting with the Columbo formula, Simmons introduced another new element during
the seventh season—danger. In both "Murder Under Glass" and "How to Dial a Murder," we
are made to worry about Columbo's welfare. Paul Gerard and Eric Mason each try to murder
the lieutenant. Columbo anticipates and prepares for each move.
It's a new and tense variation on the traditional game. Indeed, "How to Dial a Murder"
emphasizes the nature of the Columbo game.
"I'm sure you're very good at games, sir," Columbo tells Eric. Later, he says, "It's just that I
enjoy the pleasure of the game."
CASE #45: THE CONSPIRATORS

(originally aired May 13, 1978)

Written by HOWARD BERK

(based on an idea by Pat Robison)
Directed by LEO PENN
Produced by RICHARD ALAN SIMMONS
Director of photography: ISIDORE MANKOFSKY
Associate producer: ANTHONY KISER
Music: PATRICK WILLIAMS
Art director: HOWARD E. JOHNSON
Film editor: HOWARD S. DEANE
Set decorations: RICHARD B. GODDARD
Assistant director: PHIL BALL
Unit manager: JACK P. CUNNINGHAM
Casting by BILL KENNEY
Sound: JAMES PILCHER
Sound effects editor: WILLIAM WISTROM
Music editor: JAMES D. YOUNG
Costume designer: GEORGE R. WHITTAKER
Titles and optical effects by UNIVERSAL TITLE

CAST
LT. COLUMBO ......................................................PETER FALK
JOE DEVLIN .......................................................CLIVE REVILL
KATE O'CONNELL .................................... JEANETTE NOLAN
GEORGE O'CONNELL ........................... BERNARD BEHRENS
KERRY MALONE .....................................MICHAEL HORTON
VINCENT PAULEY .................................... ALBERT PAULSEN
CHUCK JENSEN ...................................................... L.Q. JONES
ANGELA ...................................................... DEBORAH WHITE
CAPTAIN ....................................................... SEAN MCCLORY
MICHAEL MOORE ..................................... MICHAEL PRINCE
LEACH ............................................................... DONN WHYTE
TOW TRUCK DRIVER ...................................JOHNNY SILVER
CAROLE HEMMINGWAY ......................................... HERSELF
HARRY ..............................................................TONY GIORGIO
BRANDON ........................................................JOHN MCCANN
BARMAID ................................................... DOREEN MURPHY
CUSTOMS OFFICER .......................................KEDRIC WOLFE
 * * *
Synopsis—While charming poet and author Joe Devlin talks about working for peace in his
native Ireland, he is secretly helping O'Connell Industries send arms to the Irish Republican
Army in Belfast. With one breath he renounces his youthful days as a terrorist, with another
he purchases automatic weapons.
The genial Devlin is signing copies of his autobiography, Up From Ignorance, when a man
hands him a book with the words "Ourselves Alone" printed on the first inside page. He is
arms dealer Vincent Pauley and this is a signal. "Ourselves Alone" was the rallying cry of the
Irish rebellion.
But during a meeting at Pauley's hotel, Joe learns that the arms dealer is demanding more
money. The price of betrayal is death. Traitors must be executed. The poet shoots Pauley with
one of his own pistols.
As Pauley falls to the floor, he knocks over a bottle of Joe's favorite whiskey, Full's Irish
Dew. The slogan on the label reads, "Let Each Man Be Paid In Full." The mischievous
Irishman can't resist making an ironic joke. He rolls the bottle near the body.
Lieutenant Columbo visits Joe the next day. The detective has found the copy of Up From
Ignorance that was inscribed to Pauley. He also notices the "Ourselves Alone" message that
the author signed over.
Still, Joe claims that he didn't know Pauley. He was just another face in the crowd.
The whiskey bottle causes Columbo to suspect Joe. It's the poet's favorite brand of liquor.
Pauley was a diabetic who couldn't drink, so the murderer is someone who drinks Full's Irish
Dew.
And the bottle was moved from the place where it spilled on the carpet. Why? It's the type
of joke that fits Joe's personality.
Columbo soon learns that Pauley was an arms dealer. The only bit of paper found in his
room had the number LAP 213. Mrs. Columbo is the one who figures out that it stands for
Los Angeles Pier 213. That's where a vessel bound for Belfast is anchored.
Customs officers and the FBI search the ship, yet no arms are found. It looks as if Joe
Devlin has outsmarted the authorities.
As the ship is pulling out of the harbor, though, Columbo spots something. The tugboat is
flying the O'Connell Industries flag, and the O'Connells are Joe's very close friends. That's it.
The guns aren't on the ship. They're on the tug. They'll be transferred to the ship just before it
puts out to sea.
 Columbo also has figured out something else. The murderer has a habit of marking how
much he'll drink by scratching the diamond in his ring across the Full's Irish Dew bottle.
Each time he does this, the murderer says, "This far and no farther." Each diamond is unique
and leaves a distinctive pattern. The scratch on the bottle near the dead man is identical to the
scratches on Joe's bottles.
The poet accepts defeat by offering Columbo a drink. Well, maybe a little, the lieutenant
says.
"This far and no farther."

Although Howard Berk's "By Dawn's Early Light" is hailed as one of the best Columbo
episodes, the writer voices a preference for "The Conspirators," the last of the forty-five
mysteries.
"Actually, I'm more fond of `The Conspirators,'" Berk explained. "It's more grandiose in its
perception. It has a pseudo-political theme that elevates it."
Except for the usual bloating that accompanies most of the two-hour episodes, "The
Conspirators" is a splendid finale for the series. Grins masking their deadly serious game,
Falk and Revill (the original Fagin in the stage version of Oliver!) try to out-charm each
other. It is a whimsical duel between two leprechauns. The weapons are savvy and blarney.
THE SEVENTH SEASON (1977—78) 305

One is reminded that Levinson and Link originally described Columbo as a leprechaun.
The episode even provides Columbo with an appropriate exit line: "This far and no farther."
It would prove all too true.
The End of the Trail

In early 1978, Peter Falk told a reporter that it was "a flip of the coin" as to whether there
would he another season of Columbo. But the coin had been deemed too expensive by NBC,
which no longer cared to pick up the budget overruns. There was no official cancellation
notice. The series was just quietly discontinued.
"I wanted more time to do other things," Falk said, "but that was only part of the reason.
Columbo just wasn't that important to the network anymore. When the Mystery Movie was
around, I think it was important for the network to lock up Sunday nights for a season. When
we were part of the wheel, Columbo helped nail down Sunday night. Five or six movies
weren't as important to them. On its own, Columbo no longer was life and death to the
network."
It's a brutally honest bit of appraisal. Whatever the reasons, Columbo had reached the end
of its prime-time trail. After seven seasons and as many Emmys, the raincoat could be put
away in Falk's closet.
The actor knew what he had lost. With seven years worth of distance from the last episode,
Falk tried to sum up his feelings about Columbo.
"I don't expect to ever have it that good again," he said. "The hours were ferocious. There
were no other regular characters, so I was going ten, eleven o'clock, midnight. I was bone-
tired. I don't know if I ever had to work as hard as that. But I'm very proud of those shows
and I love that character."
PART IX

AFTER COLUMBO
"You're a great detective."
- A L E X BENEDICT (JOHN CASSAVETES)
"Etude in Black" (1972)
Falk Talk

Peter Falk remains very proud of the fact that Columbo became an international hit.
Distributed around the world, the sloppy lieutenant was a hero in several countries.
"It's a very good image for America around the world," the actor said. "It's a nonviolent
show. There's no cheap sex in it. It has a main character who does not rely on force, fighting,
shooting and car chases. You're not wiping out forty people a second, so death means
nothing."
Columbo was described as "TV's cult hero" in Great Britain. He was a runaway hit in Italy.
And the series became a national obsession in Japan.
Actor Yves Montand told Bill Link that Columbo was his favorite program. Film director
Federico Fellini has left dinner parties to catch Columbo episodes.
The show's popularity abroad has inspired at least five of Falk's favorite stories. They are:
1) Rumania: "The Rumanian government called the American ambassador and they had a
meeting. They've got a grievance problem in Rumania. What's the problem? They've got this
show from America that's very popular. It's so popular that they play it on Friday and
Saturday nights because the people who can't see it on Friday insist that they get to see it
right away. Now, it is true that the Rumanian government has strict import restrictions.
However, in this case, they've got every episode that has been made. But the people don't
believe this. They think the restrictions are to blame for no more Columbos. Would it be
possible to have this guy—Columbo—talk to the Rumanian people?
"Now they call the State Department and the State Department calls me to make a film. So I
end up in a hotel room at one in the morning. They've got a camera set up and I'm speaking
Rumanian phonetically. I say, `Put down your guns. Be patient. Your government is not
responsible. There'll be more Columbus."
2) The Netherlands: "In Holland, they have a parliamentary system, like they have in
England. There's a big central issue. The ruling government is in danger of falling over this
issue. There's going
to be a vote, and both the party in power and the opposition are given the chance to present
their side on television. The government goes on and presents its side. Now the opposition is
going on, but they're scheduled against Columbo. There's a new issue. The opposition claims
that the government purposely scheduled Columbo against them so they would lose."
3) Iran: "Another time, I'm in Washington, D.C. I'm there to testify before some
committee. Walter Mondale was investigating to see if some charity was on the up-and-up.
There was trouble in the Middle East, and they had some security guys around. As I got out
of the car, all of a sudden, two guys all in black are running at me. I didn't know what was
going to happen. One of the security guards shoved me to the ground. Then they grabbed
these guys in black. It turns out they were Iranian security guards. They saw Columbo and
wanted autographs for their families back in Iran."
4)Japan: "When the Emperor of Japan visited this country, he requested that Columbo
come to the White House so he could meet him. Unfortunately, I couldn't make it."
5) Ecuador: While working on the film Vibes (1988) in the small South American country,
Falk was climbing a rocky path into an isolated village. "We were in the Andes Mountains,
18,000 feet above sea level, going up these steep cliffs," he said. "And there were Indians,
descendants of the Incas, in hovels." When they spotted the actor, the cry went up—
"Columbo! Columbo!"
"The purpose of these stories is to give you some idea of the impact Columbo has had
around the world," Falk said. "How the hell can you know why four billion people like
something. Why do these people respond to Columbo? It's very hard to answer. They like the
man a lot. Columbo is a man who seems to know who he is. He's content with himself. He's
good at his job. And he's not preoccupied with the shallow things in life. . . . I like the guy a
lot."
A hit in Great Britain, Japan, Rumania, Iran, The Netherlands, Mexico, Italy, France and,
of course, the United States. Passing cab drivers still yell at Falk, "Just one more question."
The Star, the Producers
and the Story Editors
After Columbo .

PETER FALK: starred in the movies The Brink's Job (1978), The Cheap Detective
(1978), The In-Laws (1979) and . . . All the Marbles (1981). He also played the
grandfather in director Rob Reiner's 1987 film version of William Goldman's novel The
Princess Bride.

RICHARD LEVINSON and WILLIAM LINK: wrote and produced such TV movies
as The Execution of Private Slovik (1974), The Gun (1974), The Storyteller (1977), Murder
by Natural Causes (1979), Crisis at Central High (1981), Rehearsal for Murder (1982),
The Guardian (1984), Prototype (1984), Guilty Conscience (1985) and Vanishing Act
(1986). With Peter S. Fischer, they created the series Murder, She Wrote (CBS, 1984—
present) and Blacke's Magic (NBC, 1986). The final Levinson and Link collaboration, the
TV movie Terrorist on Trial, aired January 1988, ten months after Dick Levin-son's
death.

DEAN HARGROVE: teamed with Roland Kibbee to produce the series The Family
Holvak (NBC, 1975) and the miniseries Dear Detective (CBS, 1979). In the eighties, he
launched the new TV movie adventures of Raymond Burr's Perry Mason and a series
titled Matlock, which starred Andy Griffith as an Atlanta lawyer. Matlock was a hit for
NBC so, in 1987, Hargrove and partner Fred Silverman tried a mystery/action series for
CBS: Jake and the Fatman.

STEVEN BOCHCO: became best known as the producer and co-creator of NBC's Hill
Street Blues and L. A. Law. He also co-created one of the first "dramedies," ABC's
Hooperman.

ROLAND KIBBEE: won an Emmy as co-executive producer of Barney Miller.

 PETER S. FISCHER: produced Richie Brockleman, Private Eye (1978—a short-lived NBC
series created by former Columbo writers Stephen J. Cannell and Steven Bochco), co-
produced Ellery Queen (created by Levinson and Link) and created The Eddie Capra
Mysteries (1978–79) His greatest success came as producer and co-creator of Murder, She
Wrote.
Mrs. Columbo or
Kate Loves a Mystery or
Viewers Hate Kate

To most Columbo fans, the idea of doing a series about the never-seen Mrs. Columbo was
sacrilege—nothing less. Still, Universal owned the rights to the character, so Richard
Levinson and William Link were powerless to halt the heresy.
NBC reasoned that it could trade on the Columbo name without the high price of
Falk. The network hoped to duplicate success at a much lower cost. The project was
doomed to failure from the start.
In 1978, NBC entertainment president Fred Silverman (formerly top programmer at
CBS and ABC) thought it would be a great idea to reverse the Columbo concept. The
mother of a seven-year-old daughter and a reporter for the weekly Valley Advocate
newspaper, the lieutenant's spouse also had remarkable sleuthing abilities. This time,
though, you'd never see the policeman. Clever, huh? Huh? Huh?
Hoping to minimize the damage that would be done by shattering everyone's
individual image of the unseen Mrs. Columbo, Levinson and Link made some urgent
suggestions.
"Fred Silverman wanted the Mrs. Columbo series and he asked us and Peter Fischer to
do it," Richard Levinson recalled. "We said no and he said, `We'll do it without you.' So
we suggested Maureen Stapleton. Silverman didn't want her. After testing a lot of
actresses, we suggested Zohra Lampert. He didn't want her. He wanted some-body
young and gorgeous. So we walked."
Mrs. Columbo went on the air in February 1979. Kate Mulgrew, a talented but totally
miscast actress, had the title role. The reviews and the ratings were not encouraging. To
help boost interest, rumors were circulated that Falk might show up in a cameo
appearance. Fat chance.
"It was a bad idea," Falk said. "I would have preferred that it was never done. It was
disgraceful."
"The magic of Columbo's wife is that you never see her," Levinson
commented. "We saw Maureen Stapleton, but that was a reluctant choice."
Struggling from the very start, Mrs. Columbo went through a major overhaul and three title
changes in a year. They tried giving her a divorce (an offensive idea to viewers who loved
the idea of Columbo and his devoted missus). They tried giving her a new name and
dropping all association with Columbo (too little too late). Mrs. Columbo became Kate
Columbo, then Kate the Detective, then Kate Loves a Mystery. It was mercifully canceled in
December 1979. No-body complained.
Yet Levinson and Link had their revenge planned.
"If there was ever another Columbo," Levinson said, " we were going to have him say,
`There's a woman running around pretending to be my wife. She's charging things. She's a
young girl. I wish my wife was like that. She's an imposter.'"
Late Night Columbo

In the late seventies, reruns of Columbo showed up on the CBS Late Movie schedule. They
performed well, so CBS kept repeating them for about five years.
While keeping Columbo before the public, these broadcasts infuriated purists. In order to
cram two features in one Late Movie presentation, the network had to cut several scenes from
each Columbo episode.
The butchering process didn't hurt a McCloud or McMillan nearly so much as it did the
carefully constructed Columbo mysteries. Vital clues and bits of dialogue would be missing.
The ninety-minute shows were particularly hard hit.
The clumsy editing infuriated Falk, Levinson and Link.
"That turned me off to watching them," Falk said. "I'd look forward to a certain scene and
it would be edited out."
Levinson got even angrier: "I watch an episode and then I don't watch them anymore.
Literally twenty minutes might be missing from a ninety-minute episode. I can't even follow
them. Bill and I were attending a seminar at the Museum of Broadcasting and a woman
came up to us and said, `I want to introduce myself, but you're probably going to hate me.
I'm the editor who takes twenty minutes out of each episode for the Late Night Movie.' She
said, `I'm only doing my job.' I said, `Yeah, so was Eichmann.' My daughter would see them
on the Late Movie and be terribly confused."
Fortunately for Columbo fans, MCA Television started syndicating the Mystery Movie
episodes from market to market, and many stations were allowing the full running time,
restoring favorite scenes that hadn't been seen for years.
At the same time that Columbo was airing on the CBS Late Movie, more than one viewer
noticed the similarities between our lieutenant and McGruff, the animated crime dog who
appears in the "Take a Bite Out of Crime" spots. It would seem that Columbo had an
influence.
More Columbos

Almost since the day "The Conspirators" aired in 1978, there was speculation about the
possibility of more Columbo mysteries. In May 1988, after ten years and several failed
attempts, ABC Entertainment president Brandon Stoddard announced that, yes, Peter Falk
had agreed to revive the character as one of three revolving elements in a Saturday Mystery
Movie wheel. Richard Alan Simmons would be the producer for the return of Columbo.
William Link would be executive producer for the new wheel, overseeing Columbo and the
two other detective series. It had been a complex road to revival. The mid eighties success of
Raymond Burr's Perry Mason TV movies had helped fuel interest in new Columbo mysteries.
Like Perry Mason, Columbo is a somewhat timeless character—timeless and ageless.
Remember, Thomas Mitchell was quite elderly when he played the lieutenant on stage. Still,
the Peter Falk of 1989 looks little different from the Peter Falk of 1978. He could effortlessly
slip into the raincoat again.
Most television revivals and reunions are sad or strained because viewers are too busy
looking at how old everyone has gotten. It becomes an exercise in nostalgia. That doesn't
have to be with either Perry Mason or Columbo. Everything revolves around one intriguing
character, and the concept can be as fresh today as it was twenty years ago. If you do a
reunion movie for, say, The Andy Griffith Show, you have to blend old themes with new old
ideas. That's not so with Columbo. You can pick up right where you left off. The format stays
the same.
When rumors about a Columbo return became annual column items, the people closest to
the series voiced different ideas about a possible revival. The late Richard Levinson thought
they shouldn't go home again.
"I don't want more," he said. "I'd rather people remember it with affection. I don't think it
could be any better than it was."
Peter S. Fischer took the opposite view: "I think you could do four TV movies a year. It
could be wonderful. There's no reason it couldn't work."
William Link agreed with Fischer: "The format is so solid. You can't
change it. Universal owns the character and Universal would like to see it again. I'd like to
see it again. Now, you can't do it as a weekly series. It's still too rich a mixture to swallow
every week. But you could do it as part of another wheel or a series of TV movies. The
character doesn't age physically, so if anything can be brought back, it's Columbo. "
And what did Falk think?
"Maybe it could happen," he said in 1985. "I'm ready to play the character again."
There were talks. In 1979, NBC and Universal had tentative negotiations about bringing the
series back. The studio wanted the network to again pick up budget overruns. Falk wanted no
time or budget limitations. The deal fell through.
In 1984, with Columbo reruns doing well on its Late Movie schedule, CBS approached Falk
about a revival. A couple of years later, CBS considered a new mystery wheel with Columbo
and Kojak as the key elements. That also fell through.
It seemed that conditions would never be just right for star, studio and network. Still, Falk
continued to say that "it could happen."
Conditions seemed to be coming together in 1988. William Link and Universal had
interested ABC in a new Mystery Movie anthology. But the key to the package was getting
Falk to agree. The actor does not make decisions quickly, and his hesitancy put the future of
the project in doubt. By late March, Link felt confident enough to announce to a Los Angeles
County Museum of Art audience that ABC and Universal were planning a new Mystery
Movie wheel, which would include six episodes of Columbo.
The money terms were generous, but Falk's main concern was for completed scripts.
Before committing to the revival, he wanted to see at least four strong treatments. Then the
Writers Guild went on strike and all work on scripts stopped. In May 1988, mere days before
ABC had to announce its fall schedule, Falk agreed to sign.
"I wanted to do Columbo ever since it went off the air," Falk said. "It was a tricky thing to
work out."
ABC was elated because Columbo and the Mystery Movie could help the network make
gains on its very weak Saturday night. Link had lined up two big names to alternate with
Falk. Burt Reynolds would play B.L. Stryker, a retired New York police detective who
moves to Florida and becomes a private investigator crossing paths with the rich and powerful
of Palm Beach. Oscar winner Louis Gossett, Jr. (An Officer arid a Gentleman) would have
the title role in Gideon Oliver, a series about a globe-trotting anthropology professor with a
talent for solving baffling mysteries. As the writers' strike stretched from weeks
to months, however, it became obvious that the ABC Mystery Movie wouldn't make a fall
premiere.
The strike was settled in August, and the networks asked producers to push their series onto
the air as quickly as possible. The trouble was that Columbo needs more preparation than most
series and you can't make Falk settle for less than a quality script. "We'll give it our best shot,"
said Link, who was aiming at a January 1989 premiere for
Columbo. When the strike ended, all Link and Simmons had were a few ideas and the
fragment of the script Falk had started during the 1971–72 season.
In December, ABC decided to move the new Mystery Movie anthology from Saturdays to
9–11 P.M. Mondays, filling the time slot left open when Monday Night Football ended its
season. "What we've seen of The ABC Mystery Movie has exceeded our expectations in
terms of quality and potential audience appeal," Stoddard said, "and we've decided to debut
the series on Monday, when viewing levels are higher than on Saturday and where the
program can have a greater impact on our schedule." And the Mystery Movie premiere was
postponed from January to February 6. The Simmons team got three additions: Philip
Saltzman as supervising producer; Peter Ware as co-producer; and Abby Singer as
coordinating producer. Anthony Andrews (Brideshead Revisited) and Fisher Stevens were
signed to play the first two guest murderers. The plan was to finish as many as five or six
episodes by the end of the season.
Yet Falk's enthusiasm remained undiminished. With Columbo poised to return for "one
more thing," the actor wasn't at all worried about being forever recognized for just one
character: "It never bothered me about the identification. I think anybody who's troubled by
that has got to be crazy. The whole world knows it and loves it."
Will Columbo have changed?
"He will have gotten a little older," Falk remarked with a grin. "And he'll be using
reading glasses."
And how about that raincoat?
"I honestly don't know whether or not this one can make it through another season," the
actor said. "I would like it to, but it's getting weary. It's really very, very thin."
Simmons had his own reasons for resuming the daunting tasks of being the producer of
Columbo: "There ain't nothing wrong with Columbo. The values are all correct."
PART X

VIVA COLUMBO!
"Oh, there's just one more thing."
-LIEUTENANT COLUMBO
COLUMBO AT THE EMMYS
1971—72:

Peter Falk—Outstanding Continued Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role in a Dramatic

Series

Richard Levinson and William Link ("Death Lends a Hand")—Outstanding Writing

Achievement in Drama (Series)

Edward Abroms— Outstanding Achievement in Editing

1973—74:

Columbo—Outstanding Limited Series (Dean Hargrove and Roland Kibbee, executive

producers; Douglas Benton, Robert F. O'Neill and Edward K. Dobbs, producers)

1974—75:

Peter Falk—Outstanding Lead Actor in a Limited Series

Patrick McGoohan ("By Dawn's Early Light")—Outstanding Single Performance by a

Supporting Actor in a Comedy or Drama Series

1975—76:

Peter Falk—Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series

COLUMBO IN PRINT

No, Lieutenant Columbo's career was not confined to the stage and television screen. In 1972,
MCA Publishing started issuing a series of Columbo paperback books. It was not the first such
tie-in arrangement (books inspired by a TV show or movie). There had been novels based on
Star Trek, The Avengers and The Man From U . N . C. L. E.
But the success of the Columbo books in America, Great Britain and other countries sparked
interest in similar paperbacks about Kojak, McCloud, Cannon, The Rockford Files and Hawaii
Five-O. Printed by the Popular Library (now controlled by Warner Books), the six Columbo
titles are:
1) Columbo (1972) by Alfred Lawrence. An original novel (titled A Christmas Killing
when published by Star Books in Great Britain), this case finds Lieutenant Columbo trying to
solve the murder of department store executive Shirley Bell.
2) The Dean's Death (1975) by Alfred Lawrence. Described as an original novel in
American editions, the English version says it is adapted from Howard Berk's "By Dawn's
Early Light," an episode aired during the fourth season. The stories have little in common,
though. This novel is about a college president who kills a dean who knows about his affair
with a beautiful coed.
3) Any Old Port in a Storm (1975) by Henry Clement. A faithful novel version of the
outstanding third season episode (teleplay by Stanley Ralph Ross, story by Larry Cohen).
4) By Dawn's Early Light (1975) by Henry Clement. The true adaptation of Howard Burke's
fourth season episode.
5) Murder by the Book (1976) by Lee Hays. The fifth book in the Popular Library series
goes all the way back to the first Mystery Movie (written by story editor Steven Bochco).
6) A Deadly State of Mind (1976) by Lee Hays. A lively translation of Peter S. Fischer's
finale for the fourth season.
Although the Popular Library series ended with A Deadly State of Mind, a seventh Columbo
novel was published by Walter J. Black in 1980. Columbo and the Samurai Sword was written
by Bill Magee and Craig Schenck. This one has some very un-Columbo-like touches, including
a high-speed chase through Hollywood, graphic details of a murder victim and a long scene in
which the killer advances on our hero with a sword. But Magee and Schenck also include some
nuances that demonstrate familiarity with the Columbo formula. Columbo arrives at the
murder scene in need of coffee, and, after looking at the shoes on a corpse, he wonders how
much they cost.
A COLUMBO CHARACTER SKETCH

Richard Levinson and William Link believed that the less we knew about Columbo, the
more interesting he would be. That formula worked, yet tantalizing bits of information were
dropped during the forty-five mysteries.
Of course, one can't always go by what Columbo says. He is apt to make something up
just to throw off the murderer.
"I always figured that Columbo was full of it in the best sense of the term," said writer
Steven Bochco. "Nothing came out of his mouth by accident. It always was carefully
calculated. He didn't even cough by accident."
Peter Falk confirms that interpretation. Ask him about specifics and he responds, "Oh, I'm
not going to talk about that. That's the beauty of it. Everyone can think about what the wife
should look like. Did he have children? Did he have one? Did he have ten? That's up to them
to decide. You never know when Columbo is genuine. I tried to play it so you could never
tell whether the politeness was part of his nature or part of his act. Let the viewers decide.
You always have that ambiguity. Almost everything he does can be taken two ways. A lot of
what he says he might be making up while he's sitting having chili somewhere."
With that warning in mind, let's look at what we know about Columbo. After all, often we
hear him talking to his wife when there is no need for an act. Sometimes he reveals
something about himself when there is no reason for lying.
Lieutenant Columbo was born and raised in New York City. Located near Chinatown, the
Columbo household included the future policeman's Italian grandfather, parents, five
brothers and sister. His father wore glasses and did the cooking when his mother was in the
hospital having another baby. His grandfather let him stomp the grapes when they made
wine in the cellar. He is Italian on both sides.
Columbo's father, who never made more than $5,000 a year, taught him how to play pool,
an obsession that stuck with the future detective. Hardly a model child, Columbo broke
street lamps, played pinball and ran with a crowd of boys that enjoyed a good prank. His
boyhood hero was Joe DiMaggio, although he liked gangster pictures.
During high school, he dropped chemistry and took wood shop. While he dated a girl
named Theresa in high school, he also met his future wife at this time. After serving in the
Army during the Korean
War, Columbo joined the New York police force and was assigned to the 12th Precinct. He
trained under Sergeant Gilhooley, a genial Irishman who tried to teach him the noble game of
darts. He moved to Los Angeles in 1958 (better substantiate that one: in "Requiem for a
Falling Star," shot in 1972, Columbo says that he has been in Los Angeles for fourteen
years).
Columbo drives an ancient Peugeot (license plate 044 APD). He doesn't carry a gun. He's a
poor shot. He's easily winded.
Columbo doesn't like great heights, flying, needles, elevators, the sight of blood, guns. He
is prone to air sickness and seasickness. He has allergies. He needs eight hours of sleep.
He is frugal (a family trait) and compulsive about little details. He is not good with
numbers. He likes pool, cooking, limericks, bowling, Westerns, Italian opera, Strauss
waltzes, golf, classical music and football on television.
It is normal for his blood pressure to be a little low. Little things keep him awake at night
and he likes to bounce ideas off his wife. He goes bowling when depressed. Mysteries relax
him, but he can't figure them out. He can't hold on to a pencil. His favorite song is "This Old
Man." In 1972, he made $11,000 a year. His parents and his grandfather, who wore dentures,
are dead.
His very favorite food is chili (with crackers), which he eats for lunch between games of
pool at a greasy spoon called Burt's. Columbo also loves coffee and drinks it black. His
breakfast usually consists of coffee and a hard-boiled egg.
Other favorite foods and beverages include hot dogs (charred), seafood ("anything that
comes out of the sea"), root beer, hamburgers, raisins, candy bars, malts, ginger ale and cream
soda.
He likes beer. He's been known to drink both scotch and bourbon whiskey. He prefers red
wine to white.
Cooking is a hobby. He speaks Italian and a little Spanish (he took it in high school). He
can't swim.
The Columbos have children but the exact number is not certain (really better substantiate
this one: he mentions children in "The Most Crucial Game," "Any Old Port in a Storm" and
"Mind Over Mayhem"). They also have a basset hound named Dog.
Columbo outlines the closest thing he has to a code in "The Bye-Bye Sky High I.Q.
Murder Case": "You know, sir, it's a funny thing. All my life I kept running into smart
people. In school, there were lots of smarter kids. And when I first joined the force, sir, they
had some very clever people there. And I could tell right away that it wasn't going to be easy
making detective as long as they were around.
But I figured that if I worked harder than they did—put in more time, read the books, kept my
eyes open—maybe I could make it happen. And I did. And I really love my work, sir."
Less reliable than all of this is the chronicle of Columbo relatives. If he is to be believed, the
lieutenant has a sister who likes modern furniture, a nearly perfect cousin Ralph, a nephew
who wears contact lenses, a brother-in-law named George, a niece named Marilyn (his wife's
sister's girl, who got divorced and remarried a cop with six kids), a father-in-law who loves
Western movies, a brother-in-law who's a lawyer, a brother-in-law who loves photography, a
brother-in-law in the National Guard, a brother-in-law who's a waiter, an uncle who played
bagpipes with the Shriners, a cousin in Albany who wears thick glasses and plays chess, a
nephew majoring in dermatology at UCLA, a brother who's thirty-eight and still has his high
school sneakers, an uncle who drove a bus until he made a killing in real estate, a cousin and a
brother-in-law who run an auto body shop in the Valley, nieces who like rock music, a sister-
in-law who drinks, a nephew who is a champion weightlifter and needlepointer, a nephew who
wants to be an accountant, a teenage nephew who wants to be a director and a mother-in-law in
Fresno.
THE REAL MRS. COLUMBO

Using the information provided in the forty-five episodes, we can put together a brief sketch
of Mrs. Columbo.
The Columbos were high school sweethearts. "Never exactly thin," Mrs. Columbo is
something of an athlete. She's an expert bowler and belongs to a league.
Although not a good cook, she has many other abilities. She handles the finances and does
the taxes. She takes accounting courses and other night classes. She's a good dancer and
singer.
Mrs. Columbo reads constantly. She loves crossword puzzles, Ann Landers, African
violets, opera, classical, country and rock music. She loves having a good time and can get
very loud when carried away.
She gives her husband a pencil every morning. She has a proverb for every occasion. She
would prefer her husband take up a pipe, but he can't get used to it.
MULTIPLE APPEARANCES ON COLUMBO

Although Peter Falk was the only true regular in the Columbo series, that doesn't mean familiar
faces didn't show up from time to time. These are the actors and actresses who appeared in more
than one episode:

Dog (8) "Etude in Black," "The Most Dangerous Match," "Mind Over Mayhem," "Playback,"
"Forgotten Lady," "Now You See Him," "Try and Catch Me" and "Make Me a Perfect
Murder."

Bruce Kirby (6) "Lovely but Lethal," "By Dawn's Early Light," "A Deadly State of Mind,"
"Identity Crisis," "Last Salute to the Commodore" and "Make Me a Perfect Murder."

John Finnegan (6) "Blueprint for Murder," "The Most Dangerous Match," "Lovely but Lethal,"
"A Friend in Deed," "Last Salute to the Commodore" and "Fade in to Murder."

Vito Scotti (5) "Any Old Port in a Storm," "Candidate for Crime,"
"Swan Song," "Negative Reaction" and "Identity Crisis."

Val Avery (4) "Dead Weight," "The Most Crucial Game," "A Friend
in Deed" and "Identity Crisis."

Fred Draper (4) "Lovely but Lethal," "A Deadly State of Mind," "Last Salute to the
Commodore" and "Fade in to Murder."

Jack Cassidy (3) "Murder by the Book," "Publish or Perish" and "Now You See Him."

Robert Culp (3) "Death Lends a Hand," "The Most Crucial Game" and "Double Exposure."

Charles Macaulay (3) Ransom for a Dead Man, "Etude in Black" and "Mind Over
Mayhem."

Timothy Carey (3) Ransom for a Dead Man, "Dead Weight" and "Fade in to Murder."

Arlene Martell (3) "The Greenhouse Jungle," "Double Exposure" and "A Friend in Deed."

Manuel DePina (3) "The Most Dangerous Match," "Double Expo-sure" and "An Exercise in
Fatality."

Cliff Carnell (3) "The Most Crucial Game," "Blueprint for Murder" and "Identity Crisis."

Jimmy Joyce (3) "Blueprint for Murder," "Last Salute to the Commodore" and "Fade in
to Murder."

Richard Stahl (3) "The Most Crucial Game," "Lovely but Lethal" and "Double Exposure."
Dennis Robertson (3) "Double Exposure," "Mind Over Mayhem" and "An Exercise in
Fatality."

Harvey Gold (3) "Negative Reaction," "Forgotten Lady" and "A Case of Immunity."

Jerome Guardino (3) "Forgotten Lady," "Try and Catch Me" and "Make Me a Perfect Murder."

Victor Izay (3) "An Exercise in Fatality," "Now You See Him" and "Fade in to Murder."

William Windom (2) Prescription: Murder and "Short Fuse."

Robert Vaughn (2) "Troubled Waters" and "Last Salute to the Commodore."

Ray Milland (2) "Death Lends a Hand" and "The Greenhouse Jungle."

Patrick O'Neal (2) "Blueprint for Murder" and "Make Me a Perfect Murder."

Patrick McGoohan (2) "By Dawn's Early Light" and "Identity Crisis" (also directed "Identity
Crisis" and "Last Salute to the Commodore").

Ida Lupino (2) "Short Fuse" and "Swan Song."

James Gregory (2) "Short Fuse" and "The Most Crucial Game."

Leslie Nielsen (2) "Lady in Waiting" and "Identity Crisis."

Mariette Hartley (2) "Publish or Perish" and "Try and Catch Me."

Bob Dishy (2) "The Greenhouse Jungle" and "Now You See Him."

Wilfred Hyde-White (2) "Dagger of the Mind" and "Last Salute to the Commodore."

John Dehner (2) "Swan Song" and "Last Salute to the Commodore."

Bernard Fox (2) "Dagger of the Mind" and "Troubled Waters."

Michael Fox (2) "Etude in Black" and "The Most Dangerous Match."

Tim O'Connor (2) "Double Shock" and "Old Fashioned Murder."

Dean Stockwell (2) "The Most Crucial Game" and "Troubled Waters."

Joyce Van Patten (2) "Negative Reaction" and "Old Fashioned Murder."

Anne Francis (2) "Short Fuse" and "A Stitch in Crime."

Jeanette Nolan (2) "Double Shock" and "The Conspirators."

Clete Roberts (2) "Dead Weight" and "Candidate for Crime."

George Gaynes (2) "Etude in Black" and "Any Old Port in a Storm."

Shera Danese (2) "Fade in to Murder" and "Murder Under Glass."

Sorrell Booke (2) "Swan Song" and "The Bye-Bye Sky High I.Q. Murder Case."

Don Keefer (2) "Death Lends a Hand" and "The Most Crucial Game."

Regis Cordic (2) "Any Old Port in a Storm" and "Candidate for Crime."

John McCann (2) "Any Old Port in a Storm" and "The Conspirators."

Bill Zuckert (2) "Negative Reaction" and "A Case of Immunity."

Danny Wells (2) "A Deadly State of Mind" and "Forgotten Lady."

Jay Varela (2) "Candidate for Crime" and "A Case of Immunity."

Stuart Nisbet (2) "Short Fuse" and "The Most Dangerous Match."

James McEachin (2) "Etude in Black" and "Make Me a Perfect Murder."

Darrell Zwerling (2) "Mind Over Mayhem" and "An Exercise in Fatality."

Jefferson Kibbee (2) "Mind Over Mayhem" and "Swan Song."

Larry Burrell (2) "Candidate for Crime" and "Swan Song."

Bernie Kuby (2) "Murder by the Book" and "A Friend in Deed."

Bart Burns (2) "Requiem for a Falling Star" and "Playback."

Mike Lally (2) "Swan Song" and "A Friend in Deed."

Lew Brown (2) "Short Fuse" and "Candidate for Crime."

Robert Karnes (2) "The Greenhouse Jungle" and "Candidate for Crime."

Todd Martin (2) "The Bye-Bye Sky High I.Q. Murder Case" and "Murder Under Glass ."

George Sperdakos (2) "Now You See Him" and "The Bye-Bye Sky High I.Q. Murder Case."
CLASSIC COLUMBO LINES

Culled from the forty-five mysteries, this is a compendium of the Columbo wit and wisdom. If
some of it sounds repetitive, well . . .

"Gee, you don't have a pencil, do you? Thanks. You know, my wife, she gives me one every
morning and I just can't seem to hold on to it."
— Prescription: Murder (1968)
"Oh, one more thing . . ."
— Prescription: Murder (1968)
"There's one detail that bothers me . . ."
— Prescription: Murder (1968)
"I seem to be making a pest of myself."
— Prescription: Murder (1968)
"You've got some beautiful place here."
— Ransom for a Dead Man (1971)
"Do you have a pen?"
— Ransom for a Dead Man (1971)
"I worry. I mean, little things bother me. I'm a worrier. I mean, little insignificant details—I
lose my appetite. I can't eat. My wife, she says to me, `You know, you can really be a pain."
—Ransom for a Dead Man (1971)
"There's just one thing I'm not clear about."
—"Murder by the Book" (1971)
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bother you. . . . I'm making a pest of myself. . . . It's because I keep
asking these questions, but, I tell you, I can't help myself."
— "Murder by the Book" (1971)
"Do you have a match?"
— "Murder by the Book" (1971)
"Gotta match?"
— "Death Lends a Hand" (1971)
"After a while, the old nose just tells you when someone's not giving you the truth."
— "Death Lends a Hand" (1971)
"That bothered me."
— "Death Lends a Hand" (1971)
"Sorry I bothered ya'."
— "Death Lends a Hand" (1971)
"Say, you got a beautiful place here."
— "Dead Weight" (1971)
"Gotta match?"
— "Dead Weight" (1971)
"Oh, one thing I almost forgot . ."
—"Dead Weight" (1971)

"There are a couple of loose ends I'd like to tie up. Nothing important, you understand."
— "Dead Weight" (1971)
"Gotta match?"
— "Dead Weight" (1971)
"I'll tell ya' what's botherin' me."
— "Suitable for Framing" (1971)
"Oh, listen, one more thing . . ."
— "Suitable for Framing" (1971)
"I get bugged by those little things."
— "Suitable for Framing" (1971)
"There were a couple of points that were bothering me."
— "Lady in Waiting" (1971)
"I have this bug about tying up loose ends."
— "Lady in Waiting" (1971)
"Just one more thing."
— "Lady in Waiting" (1971)
"I didn't mean to interrupt like this and barge in."
— "Blueprint for Murder" (1972)
"There are other things."
— "Blueprint for Murder" (1972)
"Do you have a lighter?"
— "Blueprint for Murder" (1972)
"That's me. I'm paranoid. Every time I see a dead body, I think it's been murdered."
—"Etude in Black" (1972)
"Terrific place."
—"Etude in Black" (1972)
"Do you have a match?"
—"Etude in Black" (1972)
"Beautiful place you have here."
—"Etude in Black" (1972)
"I hate to keep bothering you people."
— "Etude in Black" (1972)
"Oh, listen, just one more thing."
— "Etude in Black" (1972)
"Oh, there's one little thing."
—"The Greenhouse Jungle" (1972)
"You don't have a match, do you?"
—"A Stitch in Crime" (1973)
"I'm in lousy shape."
— "The Most Dangerous Match" (1973)
"That bothered me. As a matter of fact, I couldn't sleep last night."
— "The Most Dangerous Match" (1973)
"Well, there are a couple of things that bother me."
— "Double Shock" (1973)
"I'm sorry about being untidy. I'm just like that. I just can't correct that. I'm just very untidy.
It's just my nature."
— "Double Shock" (1973)
"I have never met a cop with flat feet."
— "Double Shock" (1973)
"I'm sorry, forgive me. I didn't mean to intrude."
— "Lovely but Lethal" (1973)
"Oh, listen, there's one other thing I wanted to ask you about."
— "Lovely but Lethal" (1973)
"You don't have a pencil, do you?"
— "Any Old Port in a Storm" (1973)
"Just point me in the right direction. I'll find him. I'm good at that." —"Any Old Port in a
Storm" (1973)
"I'm probably the only Italian in the world who can't sing."
— "Any Old Port in a Storm" (1973)
"My handwriting is so bad sometimes I think I should have been a doctor."
— "Any Old Port in a Storm" (1973)
"Do you have a pencil I could borrow?"
— "Any Old Port in a Storm" (1973)
"I'm sorry to bother you, ma'am. I just wanted to ask you one more question."
—"Any Old Port in a Storm" (1973)
"Pencil?"
— "Candidate for Crime" (1973)
"You don't have a match, do you?"
— "Candidate for Crime" (1973)
"Oh, there one thing I almost forgot. . . . It's just one other thing that bothers me."
— "Candidate for Crime" (1973)
"Every once in a while I think about getting a new coat, but there's no rush on that, sir.
There's still a lot of wear left in this fella."
— "Candidate for Crime" (1973)
"Just one more thing."
— "Mind Over Mayhem" (1974)
"One more thing."
— "Mind Over Mayhem" (1974)
" ' "
Some people say I m snoopy.
— "Mind Over Mayhem" (1974)
"Oh, one other thing."
—"Mind Over Mayhem" (1974)
"Do you have a pencil?"
—"Swan Song" (1974)
"There's just one other thing, sir."
—"Swan Song" (1974)
"One other thing."
— "A Friend in Deed" (1974)
"I hate to bother you like this."
— "A Friend in Deed" (1974)
"Oh, one more thing, sir."
— "An Exercise in Fatality" (1974)
"Oh, there is one other thing."
—"An Exercise in Fatality" (1974)
"Do you have a pencil?"
—"An Exercise in Fatality" (1974)
"Oh, one more thing."
— "An Exercise in Fatality" (1974)
"May I borrow a pencil?"
— "An Exercise in Fatality" (1974)
"Gotta match?"
— "An Exercise in Fatality" (1974)
"One other thing."
— "Negative Reaction" (1974)
"I'll tell you what bothers me about this."
— "Negative Reaction" (1974)
"There are a couple of things that bother me."
—"Negative Reaction" (1974)
"One more thing, sir."
— "Negative Reaction" (1974)
"
I just want to ask one question."
— "By Dawn's Early Light" (1974)
"I'm sorry to bother ya'."
— "By Dawn's Early Light" (1974)
"There's one other thing."
— "By Dawn's Early Light" (1974)
"Do you have a match?"
—"By Dawn's Early Light" (1974)
"That bothered me."
— "By Dawn's Early Light" (1974)
"I'll keep on something until it is finished."
— "Troubled Waters" (1975)
"Just one more thing, sir."
— "Troubled Waters" (1975)
"May I borrow a match?"
— "Troubled Waters" (1975)
"Oh, this is quite a place."
— "Forgotten Lady" (1975)
"Oh, one more thing."
—"Forgotten Lady" (1975)
"Oh, just one more thing, sir."
— "A Case of Immunity" (1975)
"One more thing, sir."
— "Identity Crisis" (1975)
"That's what's been bothering me."
— "Now You See Him" (1976)
"Do you have a match, sir?"
—"Now You See Him" (1976)
"Gotta match?"
— "Last Salute to the Commodore" (1976)
"Oh, just a couple of little things bother me."
— "Last Salute to the Commodore" (1976)
"Oh, there's one more thing, sir."
— "Fade in to Murder" (1976)
"I'm really sorry to bother you like this, sir."
— "Fade in to Murder" (1976)
"Uh, one thing, sir."
— "The Bye-Bye Sky High I.Q. Murder Case" (1977)
"I can't think of a time when I wasn't working."
—"The Bye-Bye Sky High I.Q. Murder Case" (1977)
"I like my job a lot."
— "Try and Catch Me" (1977)
"The two—trouble and murder—they seem to go together. At least that's been my
experience, sir."
— "Murder Under Glass" (1978)
"Oh, there's just one other thing."
— "Murder Under Glass" (1978)
"One more question."
—"How to Dial a Murder" (1978)
"It's just that I enjoy the pleasure of the game."
— "How to Dial a Murder" (1978)
"Just one more thing, sir."
— "The Conspirators" (1978)
HOW THE MURDERERS SEE COLUMBO

"You're the most persistent creature I ever met, but likable. The astonishing thing is you're
likable."

"You're a sly little elf." "You never stop, do you?"

"You're an intelligent man, Columbo, but you hide it."

− DR. RAY FLEMING (GENE BARRY)
Prescription: Murder (1968)

"You know, Columbo, you're almost likable in a shabby sort of way. Maybe it's the way you
come slouching in here with your shopworn bag of tricks. . . . The humility, the seeming
absentmindedness. The homey anecdotes about the family, the wife. Yeah, Lieutenant
Columbo, fumbling and bumbling along, but it's always the jugular he's after. And I imagine
that more often than not, he's successful."
"You're very lucky, Lieutenant. No, congratulations, you're very smart."
-LESLIE WILLIAMS (LEE GRANT)
Ransom for a Dead Man (1971)

"I'm beginning to like you."

− KEN FRANKLIN (JACK CASSIDY)
"Murder by the Book" (1971)

"You are so transparent, Columbo . . . a compulsively suspicious bureaucrat. . Would you

please do me a favor and stop pestering me."
− DALE KINGSTON (ROSS MARTIN)
"Suitable for Framing" (1971)

"Lieutenant, anybody ever tell you you're very much like an arachnid . . . a tick. They're
quite common but excessively tenacious. They hang on. They let go only under extreme
prodding."
− ELLIOT MARKHAM (PATRICK O'NEAL)
"Blueprint for Murder" (1972)

"You're a great detective."

− ALEX BENEDICT (JOHN CASSAVETES)
"Etude in Black" (1972)
"Columbo, you're marvelous—transparent but marvelous."
-JARVIS GOODLAND (RAY MILLAND)
"The Greenhouse Jungle" (1972)

"You're priceless."
− NORA CHANDLER (ANNE BAXTER)
"Requiem for a Falling Star" (1973)

"Believe me, if there's anybody who could do anything about it, it's going to be Lieutenant
Columbo."

"Lieutenant Columbo, you're remarkable. You have intelligence. You have perception. You
have tenacity. You've got everything but proof."
− DR. BARRY MAYFIELD (LEONARD NIMOY)
"A Stitch in Crime" (1973)

"Lieutenant, you're a pleasant enough man. You work hard. And I respect your motivations.
But, please, stop this pretense."
-EMMET CLAYTON (LAURENCE HARVEY)
"The Most Dangerous Match" (1973)

"You really are a very stubborn man."

− VIVECA SCOTT (VERA MILES)
"Lovely but Lethal" (1973)

"Lieutenant, you really are one of a kind."

"You've learned very well, Lieutenant."
− ADRIAN CARSINI (DONALD PLEASENCE)
"Any Old Port in a Storm" (1973)

"You're about as subtle as a train wreck."

"If I didn't find you an extraordinarily amusing fellow, I might even be offended."
"You are an incredibly stubborn man."
- D R . BART KEPPLE (ROBERT CULP)
"Double Exposure" (1973)

"You have a very transparent mind."

− DR. MARSHALL CAHILL (JOSE FERRER)
"Mind Over Mayhem" (1974)
"I really do admire your enthusiasm. The force could use a hundred like you."
− MARK HALPERIN (RICHARD KILEY)
"A Friend in Deed" (1974)

"You know something, Columbo? You're a devious man."

"I don't care what you think. I don't care what you suspect. I don't care what visions you see
when you look at your cigar ashes."
− MILO JANUS (ROBERT CONRAD)
"An Exercise in Fatality" (1974)

"You're like a little, shaggy-haired terrier—he's got a grip on my trousers and he won't let
go."

"Lieutenant, you're priceless. You're a gem. A little flawed and not too bright, but you're one
of a kind."
− PAUL GALESKO (DICK VAN DYKE)
"Negative Reaction" (1974)

"I think you're working too hard, Lieutenant. Everything is not a murder, you know."
-COLONEL LYLE C. RUMFORD (PATRICK
MCGOOHAN)
"By Dawn's Early Light" (1974)

"You know, Lieutenant, you're a marvelously deceptive man. You know the way you get to
the point without ever getting to the point?"
− DR. MARCUS COLLIER (GEORGE
HAMILTON)
"A Deadly State of Mind" (1975)

"I'm not what I appear to be, and then again, neither are you."
- T H E GREAT SANTINI (JACK CASSIDY)
"Now You See Him" (1976)

"Really, Lieutenant, really well done."

- W A R D FOWLER (WILLIAM SHATNER)
"Fade in to Murder" (1976)

"You say a thing when you're ready to say it and not before."
− RUTH LYTTON (JOYCE VAN PATTEN)
"Old Fashioned Murder" (1976)
"You're a very able man, Lieutenant. I respect that. But I really don't care for you very
much."
− PAUL GERARD (LOUIS JOURDAN)
"Murder Under Glass" (1978)

"You're a very special man, Lieutenant."

− KAY FREESTONE (TRISH VAN DEVERE)
"Make Me a Perfect Murder" (1978)

"You're an acute observer, Lieutenant."

− DR. ERIC MASON (NICOL WILLIAMSON)
"How to Dial a Murder" (1978)
COLUMBO TRIVIA

How high is your Columbo I.Q.? Try these mind-twisters:

1) How many people are murdered in the forty-five Columbo mysteries?

2) What was the favorite method of killing for the Columbo murderer?
3) Only two actors played a Columbo murderer three times. Who were they?
4) Only one Columbo episode is a classic whodunit. Which one?
5) What is Columbo's license plate number?
6) What is Columbo's favorite food?
7) What is Columbo's favorite movie?
8) Does Columbo speak any foreign languages?
9) Where does Columbo's mother-in-law live?
10) What Los Angeles Police Department record does Columbo hold?
11) In "Murder by the Book," the writing team of Franklin and Ferris had created a famous
sleuthing heroine for their mystery novels. What was her name?
12) In how many episodes did Columbo forsake his raincoat for a tuxedo?
13) What were the first words spoken by Columbo on television?
14) What killer was ambidextrous?
15) Who was the oldest murderer Columbo caught?
16) What flavor ice cream does Dog prefer?
17) How did the Columbos get to go on a cruise in "Troubled Waters"?
18) Who was the only murderer to ask Columbo his first name?
19) Who were the two murderers Columbo genuinely got angry with?
20) How does Columbo take his coffee?

ANSWERS:
1) Fifty-nine murders in forty-five episodes.
2) Twenty-two of the fifty-nine victims were shot (bludgeoning ran a distant second with
twelve).
3) Jack Cassidy and Robert Culp.
4) "Last Salute to the Commodore."
 5) It's clearly visible in several episodes: California 044 APD.
6) Chili (with crackers).
7) Although never specifically stated, twice ("Any Old Port in a Storm" and "Forgotten
Lady") he expresses appreciation for the 1942 version of Graham Greene's This Gun for
Hire, which starred Alan Ladd.
8) He had a working grasp of Italian (see "Identity Crisis" and "Murder Under Glass"), and
speaks a little Spanish.
9) Fresno (mentioned in two episodes).
10) He avoided mandatory pistol range tests for ten years.
11) Mrs. Melville.
12) Three: "Forgotten Lady," "A Case of Immunity" and "Murder Under Glass."
13) "Dr. Fleming?"
14) Brimmer (Robert Culp) in "Death Lends a Hand."
15) Abigail Mitchell (Ruth Gordon) in "Try and Catch Me."
16) Vanilla (in "Forgotten Lady").
17) Mrs. Columbo bought the winning ticket in the Holy Name Society raffle.
18) Colonel Lyle C. Rumford (Patrick McGoohan) in "By Dawn's Early Light."
19) Dr. Barry Mayfield (Leonard Nimoy) in "A Stitch in Crime" and Milo Janus (Robert
Conrad) in "An Exercise in Fatality."
20) Black.
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ABC Mystery Movie, The, 317–20 Baxter, Anne, 117, 120–21, 236, 339
Abbott, Bud, 15, 73 Beatty, Ned, 18
Abroms, Edward M., 33, 37, 55, 57, 74, 79, Begley, Ed, Jr., 297
81, 82, 88, 128, 131, 322 Behrens, Bernard, 302
Ackerman, Bettye, 83 Benton, Douglas, 143, 146, 189, 322
Adam 12, 53 Beregi, Oscar, 128
Adventures of Ellery Queen, 17, 226, Berk, Howard, xv, 207, 210–11, 240,
232, 313 Ahern, Lloyd, 83 302, 304, 323 Berlin, Jeannie, 268, 271
Akins, Claude, 68 Beverly Hillbillies, The, 17, 47
Albert, Eddie, 63, 66 Bikel, Theodore, xv, 66, 273, 276
Alfred Hitchcock Mystery Magazine, 16, 20 Bionic Woman, The, 77
Alfred Hitchcock Presents, 8, 22, 67, 231 B.L. Stryker, 318
Alice, 73 Blacke's Magic, 17, 311
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore, 73 Blackman, Honor, 111, 115
Alice in Wonderland, 113 Blake, Robert, 68
All About Eve, 121 Blatty, William Peter, 139
All the Marbles, 311 Blees, Robert, 292
Allbright, Lola, 264 "Blueprint for Murder" (Case #9), 83-86,
Amblin', 51 332, 338 Bob Hope Presents, 236
Ameche, Don, 69, 72, 73 Bob Newhart Show, The, 66
American Broadcasting Company (ABC), viii, Bocar, Poupée, 213
20, 59, 76, 95, 96, 144, 166, 206, 231, Bochco, Steven, xv, 6, 30–1, 43, 44, 48,
232, 263, 281, 311, 314, 317–20 50, 51, 54, 55, 63, 69, 74, 79, 82,
Amy Prentiss, 13, 196, 231, 263 83, 86, 88–9, 93, 97, 99–101, 120,
Anderson, Richard, 74, 77 133, 143–44, 173, 176, 257, 263,
Andrews, Anthony, 320 311, 313, 323, 324
Andy Griffith Show, The, 8, 47, 317 Bochner, Lloyd, 128
"Any Old Port in a Storm" (Case #19), 61, 76, Booke, Sorrell, 178, 273, 329
95, 150-56, 180, 189, 235_32.3, 325, Boone, Richard, 94, 144, 196
333–34, 339, 343 Borgnine, Ernest, 68
Apocalypse Now, 148 Bosom Buddies, 96
Archerd, Army, 233, 234 Bower, Antoinette, 202
Arkin, Alan, 313 Bradshaw, Booker T., 218
Armendariz, Pedro, Jr., 246, 248 Brando, Marlon, 68
Arnold, Danny, 231 Brewer, Joseph, 24
Asner, Ed, 68, 210 Brideshead Revisited, 320
Assignment Vienna, 95 Brink's Job, The, 139, 311
A-Team, The, 167 Brothers, 155
Austin, Pamela, 83 Brown, Lew, 79, 158, 330
Avengers, The, 8, 216, 217, 323 Brown, Robert, 218
Averback, Hy, 69, 73, 123 Bruce, Nigel, 3
Avery, Val, 63, 106, 108, 183, 241, 244, Bruns, Philip, 197
328 Ayres, Lew, 173, 176
Buchwald, Art, 138
Baa Baa Black Sheep (The Black Sheep Burgess, Anthony, 4
Squadron), 167, 200 Burke's Law, 17
Babe, 76 Burns and Allen Show, The, 8
Baker, Diane, 254 Bums, Bart, 117, 218, 330
Balsam, Martin, 53, 68 Burr, Raymund, 231, 311, 318
Banacek, 94, 95, 281 Burrell, Larry, 158, 179, 330
Banyon, 94 Butler, Robert, 133, 168
Bara, Theda, 298 "By Dawn's Early Light" (Case #28),
Baretta, 281 207–12, 228, 240, 244, 258, 304,
323, 335, 340
Barnaby Jones, 94 Bye Bye Birdie, 206, 236
Barney Miller, 231, 311 "Bye-Bye Sky High l.Q. Murder Case,
Barry, Gene, xiii, 17, 24, 26, 27, 31, 53, 227, The" (Case #40), 76, 273–77, 282,
338 Barry, Jack, 55, 63 325, 336
Barry, Patricia, 218 '
Cade s
Basehart, Richard, 94, 144, 196 Count
Batman, 8 ry, 47
Camu
s,
Albert
, 16
Canada Broadcasting Company, 16
"Candidate for Crime" (Case #20), 61,
154, 156, 157–61, 167, 171, 172, 216,
296, 334
Cannell, Stephen J., xv, 162, 164— Crosby, Bing, 23
67, 313 Cannon, 94, 281, 323 Crowley, Patricia, 55
Carey, Timothy, 33, 63, 264, 328 Culp, Robert, 47, 53, 55, 58, 66, 106,
Carnell, Cliff, 83, 106, 241, 328 108—09, 162, 166—67, 172, 257,
Carney, Art, 78, 263 328, 339, 343
Carpenter, John, 276 Curtis, Jamie Lee, 273, 276
Carricart, Robert, 246 Curtis, Tony, 231
Carson, Johnny, 96, 235 Cyrano de Bergerac, 176
"Case of Immunity, A" (Case #33), 237— "Dagger of the Mind" (Case #13), 59,
40, 336, 343 111—16, 154 D'Agosta, Joseph, 264,
Cash, Johnny, 178, 181 268
Cassavetes, John, 85, 97, 100, 221, 338 Dailey, Dan, 145
Cassidy, Jack, 48, 52, 53, 54, 58, 66, 168, Daily Pennsylvanian, 16
171—72, 181, 249, 251, 252—53, 257, Dallas, 8
328, 338, 340 CBS Late Movie, 316 Danese, Shera, 264, 288, 291, 329
"Chain of Command," 16 Danner, Blythe, 97
Chambers, Everett, 63, 74, 93, 193, 202, David, Thayer, 249
207, 212, Davis, Sammy, Jr., 67, 68
213, 217, 218, 222, 231—32, 233, "Dead Weight" (Case #5), xiii, 63—6,
237, 241, 76, 77, 86, 193, 332
245, 246, 249, 254, 258, 263, "Deadly State of Mind, A" (Case #31),
264, 268 Chandler, Raymond, 3, 5, 61, 222—27, 340
15, 166, 167 "Charade," 252 Dean's Death, The, 211, 323
Charlie's Angels, 7, 232, 281 "Dear Deductible," 236
Chase, 167 Dear Detective, 231, 311
Chayefsky, Paddy, 19 "
Dear Uncle George," 17
Cheap Detective, The, 300, 311, 312 "Death Lends a Hand" (Case #4), 46, 47,
Cheers, 100 55—8, 65, 66, 71, 81, 86, 88, 154, 200,
Chesterton, G.K., 3, 166 331—32, 343 Death of a Salesman, 66
Chevy Mystery Show, The, 20 De Benedictis, Dick, 97, 106, 111, 128,
133, 146, 150, 157, 162, 173, 178,
Chicago Teddy Bears, The, 47 183, 197, 213, 268 Dehner, John, 178,
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, 206 254, 256, 329
Christie, Agatha, 3, 5, 109, 115, 166, Delphi Bureau, The, 95
257, 286 Christopher, William, 173, 176
Demme, Jonathan, 288, 291
Circle of Danger, 58
DePina, Manuel, 128, 162, 197, 328
Citizen Kane, 21, 298
Deputy, The, 231
City of Angels, 167
Desilu Playhouse, 16
Clark, Susan, xv, 74, 76—7
Devil's Disciple, The, 231
Clement, Henry, 323
Close Encounters of the Third Kind, 51 Dial M for Murder, 58, 115
Cobb, Lee J., 23, 139 Dick Powell Show, The, 281
Cocoon, 73 Dick Van Dyke Show, The, 8, 73
Cohen, Larry, 44, 150, 157, 197, 246, 323 Dillman, Bradford, 102
Colasanto, Nicholas, 97, 100, 101, 178, Dishy, Bob, 102, 104—05, 249, 252, 329
181, 182 Colby, Barbara, 48, 53 Disney, Walt, 15
Coleman, Dabney, 133 Dodds, Edward K., 24, 93, 97, 102, 106,
"Colonel Bogey March," 156 III, 117,
Columbia Broadcasting System (CBS), 17, 123, 128, 133, 143, 157, 162, 168,
22, 66, 73, 110, 144, 155, 195, 206,
231, 311, 314, 316, 318 173, 178,
Columbo novel, 323 183, 189, 193, 197, 207, 213, 218,
Columbo and the Samurai Sword 222, 237,
novel, 323 Columbus, 249
Christopher, 20 Dog, 100—01, 130, 176, 206, 212,
Connors, Mike, 17, 144 253, 325, 328 Donner, Robert, 150,
Conrad, Robert, xv, 67, 95, 126, 197, 155
200—01, 340, 343 Dostoyevsky, Fyodor, 28
"Conspirators, The" (Case #45), 302—05, "Double Exposure" (Case #21), 162—
317, 337 Converse, Frank, 117, 121 67, 189, 295, 339
Conway, Gary, 150 "Double Shock" (Case #17), 121, 133—
Coogan 's Bluff, 31 37, 138, 171, 252, 257, 333
Cool Million, 94 Douglas, Robert, 268
Cooper, Jackie, 157, 160, 296 Dowell, David M., 111, 117, 128
Coppola, Francis Ford, 148 Doyle, Arthur Conan, 3, 5, 27
Corbett, Gretchen, 197 Dr. Kildare, 17
Cordic, Regis J., 150, 157, 330 Dragnet, 109, 121
Corsaut, Aneta, 123 Draper, Fred, 146, 148, 222, 254, 264,
328 Driskill, William, 213, 225, 232,
Costello, Lou, 15, 73 233, 235, 241, 246, 249, 254, 264, 268
Cotton, Joseph, 21, 22 Duel, 52
Cox, Anthony Berkeley (Francis Dugan, Dennis, 254, 257
Iles), 28 Crawford, Joan, 57
Crime and Punishment, 28 Dugan, John T., 63, 106, 109
Crimson Pirate, The, 231 Duke, The, 200
Crisis at Central High, 17, 311 Dynasty, 8
Cronjager, William, 157, 162, 168, 173, Dysart, Richard, 288
178, 183, 193, 197, 202, 213, 254
Eastwood, Clint, 31
Ed Sullivan Show,
The, 7, 8, 47 Eddie
Capra Mysteries,
The, 313 Eden,
Barbara, 7
Eggar, Samantha, 273 Fiedler, John, 83
Elcar, Dana, 150 Fields, Bert, 259
Elizabeth R, 88 Fields, Peter Alan, 133
Elizondo, Hector, xv, 44, 237, 240 Fields, W.C., 298, 300
Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine, 16 Finnegan, John, 83, 129, 146, 183, 254,
Elliott, Stephen, 222 264, 328
"Enough Rope," 20, 21 Fischer, Peter S., xv, 4, 6, 8, 43, 93, 126,
E. T.: The Extra-Terrestrial, 51 143-44, 161, 168, 171-72, 183, 187,
"Etude in Black" (Case #10), 59, 61, 97- 193, 195, 197, 200, 202, 206, 207,
101, 181, 221, 236, 332-33, 338 213, 218, 223, 225-26, 232, 233, 237,
241, 246, 249, 254, 257, 263, 271,
Evans, Maurice, 68, 233, 236 311, 313, 314, 317, 323
Excalibur, 300 Fischer, Bobby, 131
Execution of Private Slovik, The, 17, 18, Foch, Nina, 24
149, 311 "Exercise in Fatality" (Case #26),
76, 126, 197-201, Forbidden Planet, 176
335, 340, 343 Ford, Glenn, 231
Exorcist, The, 139 "Forgotten Lady" (Case #32), 76, 101,
233-36, 276, 295, 336, 343
Eye of Osiris, 28
Forsyth, Rosemary, 48
Four Star Television, 16
Fabiani, Joel, 297
Fox, Bernard, 111, 115, 213, 216, 329
"Fade in to Murder" (Case #38), 121, 264-
Fox, Michael, 97, 128, 329
67, 295,
Foxx, Redd, 68
336, 340
Franciosa, Tony, 31
Fahrenheit 451, 221
Francis, Anne, 79, 123, 329
Falk, Peter:
Frank, Charles, 283
career, 22-3, 311-13
Frawley, James, 283, 292, 293, 297
cast as Lt. Columbo, 22-3
portrayal of Columbo, 4, 27, Freed, Bert, 20
30-1, 104 improvisation, 110, Freeman, R. Austin, 28
137 Freud, Sigmund, 24
perfectionism, 44-5, 93-4, 187, Friedkin, William, 139
210, 276 co-stars' opinions of, Friedman, Alvin R., 157
44-5
Friedman, Richard, 48, 55, 69, 74
guardian of Columbo, 193 "Friend in Deed, A" (Case #25), 62, 183-
battles with Universal, 44-6, 77-8, 121, 88, 216, 221, 335, 340
194, 259 as director, 85-6
Emmy Awards, 88, 228, 259, F Troop, 206
281, 322 appears on Tonight Fugitive, The, 17
Show, 96 agrees to revive Funny Side, The, 47
Columbo, 317-20 views:
on "Any Old Port in a Gardner, Erie Stanley, 3, 15
Storm," 154 on appeal of
Columbo, 309-10 on CBS Garfield, John, 22
Late Movie, 316 Garner, James, 5, 166
on "Candidate for Carson, Henry, 264
Crime," 161 on clues, Gaynes, George, 97, 150, 329
73, 188, 206 Gazzara, Ben, xv, 100, 183, 187-88, 213,
on Columbo character, xiii, xiv, 6, 342 216, 221 Geer, Will, 123
on Columbo's car, 58-9 Get Smart, 8
on Columbo's entrances, 37 Getting Together, 47
on Columbo losing his Gideon Oliver, 318
temper, 126 on Columbo
guest stars, 172 on Gilligan's Island, 8
Columbo revival, 318, Gillis, Jackson, 43, 44, 69, 71-3, 79, 88,
320 on "Dagger of the 93, 97,
Mind," 115 on end of 102, 106, 111, 115, 117, 120, 121,
Columbo series, 305 on 123, 128,
"
Forgotten Lady," 236
on "Last Salute to the Commodore," 257 131, 133, 136, 143, 144, 147, 213,
on Levinson and Link, 89, 254, 257,
131, 144 on "Mind Over 263, 267
Mayhem," 176 on Mrs. Glass Key, The, 104
Columbo, 314 Glouner, Richard C., 218, 237, 241, 249
on Peter S. Fischer, 144 Gold, Harvey, 202, 233, 237, 329
on "Playback," 221 Goldenberg, Billy, 33, 37, 48, 53, 54, 69,
on Prescription: 74, 123, 168, 183
Murder, 29 on the Goldman, William, 311
raincoat, 29, 32,
253 Gomel- Pyle, 17
on Richard Alan Simmons, Gone With the Wind, 21
31, 276 on "This Old Man" Good Life, The, 47
song, 156 on "Troubled Gordon, Don, 202
Waters," 217 on two-hour Gordon, Ruth, 66, 283, 284, 285, 343
running time, 96 on Vito
Scotti, 154-55 Gossett, Louis, Jr., 318
Family Holvak, The, 231, 311 Gould, Harold, 33
Faraday and Company, 145 Gould, Jack, 29
Farentino, James, 94 Grant, Lee, xv, 6, 33, 36, 37-8, 53, 338
Farese, Jude, 157, 197 Great Race, The, 22
Faulkner, William, 16 Greatest American Hero, The, 166
Feibleman, Peter, 264, 266, Green Acres, 66
268, 272 Fellini, Federico, Greene, Graham, 343
309 Greene, Lorne, 144
Ferrer, Jose, 173, 176-77,
181, 339 Ferrer, Mel, 117 Greenfield, Jeff, 138
Ferrin, Ralph, 48, 74
"
Greenhouse Jungle, The" (Case #11), Hurricane,
102–05, 114, 115, 120, 131, 161, 252, The, 21
333, 339 Greer, Jane, 213 Husbands,
Gregory, James, 79, 82, 100, 221
106, 108, 329 Griff, 94, Hyde-White, Wilfrid, I l l , 115, 254, 329
144
Griffith, Andy, 231, 311 "Identity Crisis" (Case #34), 241—45, 336,
Grimm, Maria, 246 343
I Dream of
Grusin, Dave, 24, 27 Jeannie, 7 I
Guardian, The, 17, 149, 311 Love Lucy,
Guardino, Jerome, 233, 8
283, 292, 329 Guilty Indiana Jones and the Temple o f
Conscience, 18, 311 Doom, 51
Gun, The, 17, 311 In-Laws, The,
Gunfight, A, 181 311, 313 Inner
Sanctum, 15
Hale, Barbara, 231 Invasion of the Body Snatchers, 22
Hall, Deidre, 173, 176 Irving, Henry, 113
Hamilton, George, xv, 44, 66, 222, 223, Irving, Richard, xv, 22, 23, 24, 27, 31, 32,
226—27, 340 33, 35, 41, 43, 44, 46, 78, 195
Hamlet, 300 I Spy, 47
'
Hammett, Dashiell, 3, 5, 15, 104 It s a Wonderful Life, 21
Happy Days, 281 Izay, Victor, 197, 249, 254, 328
Hard Copy, 17
Hardcastle & McCormick, 167 Jack Armstrong, 15
Hargrove, Dean, xv, 263 Jack Benny
author of Ransom fora Dead Man, Show, The, 8
31–2, 33, 35, 37 producer of second Jackson,
season, 93—5, 97, 99—100, 102, Glenda, 68
106, 111, 114, 117, 120, 123, 128, Jaffe, Sam, 233
133, 136, 138 Jagger, Dean, 106,
producer of third season, 143—44, 108, 110 Jake and
146, 148, 150, 157, 162, 165, 168, the Farman, 311
173, 176, 178, 181, 183, 187 James, P.D., 3, 7
producer of fourth season, 197, 200, Jaws, 51, 53,
202, 207, 211, 213, 218 176, 266
leaves Columbo, 231—32 Jigsaw, 95
producer of Matlock, 100, 231—32 Jillson, Joyce, 150
career, 231—32, 311 J.J. Starbuck, 167
John Thorndyke's
Emmy Award, 189, 322 Cases, 28 Jones,
views on two-hour running time, 95 James Earl, 67, 68
Harold and Maude, 286 Jones, L.Q., 302
Harper, Valerie, 106, 108–10 Jourdan, Louis, 66, 288, 291, 341
Harrington, Pat, 197 Joyce, Jimmy, 83, 254, 264, 328
Harris, Julie, 150, 153 June Allyson
Hart, Harvey, 207, 209, 222, 226, 233, Show, The, 16
236, 249 Hartley, Mariette, xv, 168, 172, Justice, Katherine,
283, 286, 287, 329 Harvey, Laurence, 24
128, 131, 339
Hawaii Five-O, 323 Kagen, Jeremy, 106
Hawkins, 94 Karnes, Robert, 102, 157, 330
Hayes, Helen, 145 Kazan, Lainie, 292
Hays, Lee, 323 Keefer, Don, 55, 106, 329
Head, Edith, 117, 121 Kemelman, Harry, 263
Hec Ramsey, 13, 94, 144, 196, Kerr, John, 63
231, 263, 281 Hemingway, Ernest, Kibbee, Jefferson, 174, 178, 181, 330
16
Kibbee, Roland, 93, 143, 144, 146, 148,
Hendryx, Shirl, 123, 125
150, 157,
Henry, O. (William Sidney Porter), 15
162, 168, 173, 176, 178, 183, 187, 189,
High Noon, 21
193,
Highball, 16 197, 200, 202, 207, 213, 218, 231, 311,
Hill Street Blues, 6, 51, 89, 257, 311 322 Kiley, Richard, xv, 44, 183, 186, 187—
Hitchcock, Alfred, 17, 54, 57; 78 88, 340 Kirby, Bruce, 146, 207, 212, 222,
Hitler, Adolf, 29 227, 244, 255,
Hoffman, Dustin, 66 292, 328
Holbrook, Hal, 17, 68, 148 Kjellin, Alf, 173, 176, 202
Holm, Celeste, 268, 271, 272 Klugman, Jack, 53, 68, 172, 263
Home Box Office, 17 Koenig, Walter, 264, 267
Honeymooners, The, 8 Kojak, 94, 195—96, 281, 318, 323
Hooperman, 311 Kowalski, Bernard, 55, 197, 200, 218, 221,
264, 266 Kruschen, Jack, 128
Hopkins, Anthony, 68 Kuby, Bernie, 48, 184, 330
Horton, Michael, 302
"How to Dial a Murder" (Case #44),
297—301, 337, 341 L.A. Law, 6, 51, 89, 311
Hudson, Rock, 41, 42, 169, 172, 176 Ladd, Alan, 343
Hunchback of Notre Dame, The, 21 "Lady in Waiting" (Case #7), 74—8, 81, 86,
108, 332
Hunter, 167 Lally, Mike Edward, 179, 184, 330
Hunter, Kim, 68, 73 Lamphert, Zohra, 314
Landau, Martin, 133, 135—36
Landis, Jessie Royce, 74, 77
Landis, John, 276
Lannigan's Rabbi, 263
Lansbury, Angela, 226
Lassie, 47
"Last Salute to the Commodore" (Case
 #37), 254—58, 259, 336, 343 on Peter FaLk as
Latham, Louise, 162 Columbo, 30 on
Latimer, Jonathan, 102, 105 Prescription: Murder,
21 on producing
Laugh-In, 7, 8 Columbo, 38 on
Laurel, Stan, 4 reviving Columbo,
Laverne & Shirley, 281 317—21 on Richard
Lawrence, Alfred, 211, 323 Alan Simmons, 282 on
Lawrence, Anthony, 297 Thomas Mitchell, 21
Linville, Joanne, 157
Lawrence Welk Show, The, 47 Lloyd, Norman, xv, 22, 74,
Lazarus, Tom, 297 77–8, 85 Loggia, Robert,
Leave It to Beaver, 8 249
Leigh, Janet, 233, 236, 276 Los Angeles Lakers, 106
Leighton, Ted, 83 Lost Horizon, 21
Leopold, Nathan, 22 Lost in Space, 176
Lester, Larry, 128, 133 Lost Weekend, The, 58
Levinson, Richard Lou Grant, 155
career, 15–19, 311, 313 "Lovely but Lethal" (Case #18), 146-49,
friendship and partnership with 212, 333, 339
William Link, 14, 15–19 Loy, Myrna, 97
co-creator of Columbo, 3, 4, 5 Luckinbill,
co-author of Prescription: Murder, Laurence, 95, 292
20–4, 27–31 producer of first Lucy Show, The, 17
season, 38, 41—7, 48, 51—4, 55, 63, Lupino, Ida, 79, 82,
69, 74, 77-8, 79, 83 178, 329 LUV, 22
co-author of "Death Lends a
Hand," 55, 57–8 fights with Peter Macaulay, Charles, 33, 97,
Falk, 45–7, 89 173, 328 Macbeth, 112,
Emmys, 87–8, 322 113, 114, 115 Macdonald,
fascination with magic, 15, 252 Ross, 3, 5, 16 Machon,
Karen, 222
death, xv, 19 Macnee, Patrick,
views: 213, 216, 217
on CBS Late Movie, 316 Madigan, 94, 145
on Columbo concept, 43, 108—9, Magee, Bill, 323
136 Magician, The, 94
on Columbo losing his temper, Magnificent
126 Ambersons, The, 21
Magnum, p.i., 95
on Columbo revival, 317 "
Make Me a Perfect Murder" (Case #43),
on creation of Columbo, 28 59, 101, 121, 292–96, 340
on Dog, 101 Mako, 288
on guest murderers, 67, 172 Malden, Karl, 68
on humor in Columbo, 121, 182 Malice Aforethought, 28
on influence of Columbo, 94 Mallet, Arthur, 111
on Mrs. Columbo, 314—15 Man Called Sloane, A, 200
on Patrick McGoohan, 212, 258 Man from U.N.C.L.E., The, 17, 32, 216,
on Peter Falk as Columbo, xiii, 27, 323
30, 45, 110, 154 Man of La Mancha, 187
on Peter Falk as guardian of
Columbo, 193 on Peter Falk Mancini, Henry, 48, 55, 97, 102, 146, 197,
directing, 85—6 233, 252, 273
Mankiewicz, Joseph
on Peter Falk's battles with studio, L., 121 Mankofsky,
78 Isidore, 297, 302
on Peter S. Fischer, 195 Mann, Larry D.,
on producing Columbo, 82 288, 290 Mannix,
on raincoat, 29, 277 17, 144, 196
on Richard Irving, 27 Mannix, William, 17
on Richard Alan Simmons, 282 Mars, Kenneth, 273
on Thomas Mitchell, 21 Marshall, Penny, 68
Martell, Arlene, 102, 163,
on two-hour running time, 95, 99 183, 328 Martin, Jared, 123
Lewis, David P., 218 Martin, Ross, 69,
Lights Out, 15 73, 338 Martin,
Link, William Todd, 273, 288, 330
Martinez, A., 246
career, 15–19, 311, 313
friendship and partnership with Marx Brothers, 231
Richard Levinson, 14, 15–19 Marx, Groucho, 4, 8
co-creator of Columbo, 3, 4, 5 Mary Poppins, 206
co-author of Prescription: Murder, Mary Tyler Moore
20—4, 27—31 producer of first Show, The, 110
season, 38, 41—7, 48, 51—4, 55, 63, M * A * S * H , 8, 66, 176,
69, 74, 77–8, 79, 83 210 Masterpiece Theatre,
co-author of "Death Lends a 8, 88, 138 Matheson,
Hand," 55, 57–8 fights with Peter Richard, 52
Falk, 45–7, 89 Matlock, 100, 231–32, 311
"
friendship with Peter S. Fischer, 226 Matter of Honor, A" (Case #35), 59,
fascination with magic, 15, 252 246—48 Mattick, Patricia, 33
Emmys, 87-8, 322 May, Elaine, 221
executive producer of ABC Mystery "May I Come In" ("Dear Corpus
Movie, 31 7–21 views: Delecti"), 20 MCA TV, xv, 13, 27,
122, 316 McCann, Chuck, 162
on casting of Peter Falk, 23 McCann, John, 150,
on Columbo concept, 35–6, 302, 330 McCarthy,
41–3, 108–09 on Columbo's Kevin, 117
car, 59 McCloud, 13, 31, 41, 94, 116, 145, 281,
on death of Richard Levinson, 19 316, 323
on "Enough Rope," 20 McCoy, 13, 213, 263
on Jackson Gillis, 71—3, 120 McDowall, Roddy, xv, 67, 79, 81, 82
McEachin, James, 97, 145, 292, 330
McGoohan, Patrick, xiii, xv, 44, 208, Nelson,
210-12, 228, 241, 244-45, 254, 257- Oliver,
58, 322, 329, 340, 343 McGuire, 102
Michael, 183 Neumarke
McKinney, William, 178 r, Jim, 80
McMillan and Wife, 13, 41, 94, 145, New Adventures of Perry Mason, The, 94
172, 281, 316 Mellé, Gil, 55, 63, 79, 83 Newhart, 231
Men, The, 95 Newmar,
Menzies, James, 237 Julie, 133
Meredith, Burgess, 271 New
Yorker,
Merlin, 19 The, 16
Metty, Russell L., 48, 51-2, 54, 55,
63, 69, 74 Miami Vice, 195 New York Times, The, 29, 47, 138
Michael Shayne, 16 Nichols, 47
Mickey and Nicky, 221 Nielsen Company, A.C., 8
Middleton, Robert, 162 Nielsen, Leslie, 74, 77, 241, 329
Miles, Vera, 146, 148, 149, 339 Night Gallery, 51
Milland, Ray, 55, 58, 102, 104, 329, Night in Casablanca, A, 231
Nimoy, Leonard, xv, 123, 126, 136, 189,
338 267, 339, 343
Miller, Arthur, 66 Nisbet, Stuart, 79, 128, 330
Milner, Martin, 48, 53 Noble, Trisha, 218
"Mind Over Mayhem" (Case #23), 61,
173-77, 189, 196, 325, 334, 339 Nolan, Jeanette, 133, 137, 302, 329
"Now You See Him" (Case #36), 101,
Mineo, Sal, 237 249-53, 336, 340
Ministry of Fear, The, 58
Minow, Newton, 7 O'Connor, John J., 47
Miracle on 34th Street, 236 O'Connor, Tim, 133,
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, 21 268, 329
Mrs. Columbo (Kate Columbo, Odd Couple, The, 7, 8,
etc), 314-15 Mission: 263 Officer and a
Impossible, 126, 136 Gentleman, An, 318
Mitchell, Thomas, 21, 22, 23, "Old-Fashioned Murder" (Case #39),
29, 30, 317 Mondale, Walter, 268-72, 340 Oliver!, 304
310 Olivier,
Monday Night Football, 8, 320 Laurence, 68
Olson,
Monkees, The, 8 James, 97
Montalban, Ricardo, xv, 44, 246, 248 O'Neal, Patrick, 83, 86, 292, 329, 338
Montand, Yves, 309 O'Neil, Tricia, 297, 299
Montgomery, Lee H., 173, 176 O'Neill, Robert F., 43, 48, 55, 63, 69, 74,
Moorehead, Agnes, 21 79, 83,
Morita, Pat, 97 143, 146,
Morning After, The, 206 150, 189 Only
"Most Crucial Game, The" (Case #12), Angels Have
106-10, 114, 244, 325 Wings, 8 Our
"Most Dangerous Match, The" (Case House, 176
#16), 128-32, 333, 339 Our Town, 21
Mulgrew, Kate, 314-15 Owen Marshall, Counselor at Law, 47
Murder by Natural Causes, 19, 311
"
Murder by the Book" (Case #3), xiii, Pack of Lies, xv
47, 48-54, 57, 65, 66, 71, 86, 88, Paige, Janis, 83, 86
108, 109, 154, 176, 209, 290, 331,
338 Partners, The, 4, 7
Murder, Inc., 22 Payne, John,
233, 236
Murder, She Wrote, 17, 311, 313 Pearlberg,
"Murder Under Glass" (Case #42), 76, Irving, 157
154, 156, 288-91, 301, 337, 341, Penelope, 23
343 Penn, Leo,
Murphy, Rosemary, 183, 188 150, 302
Mystery!, 4 Peppard,
Mystery Writers of America, 19 George, 94, 95
My Sweet Charlie, 17 Perry Mason, 43, 231, 311, 317
Persoff,
Name of the Game, The, 31, 32 Nehemiah, 249
National Academy of Television Arts Persuaders,
and Sciences, 87 The, 47
National Broadcasting Company Pine, Lester, 79
(NBC), viii, 13, 17, 20, 22, 31, 32, Pine, Tina, 79
35, 41-3, 45, 46, 47, 51, 53, 59, "Playback" (Case #30), 101, 218-21
78, 81, 86, 87, 89, 94, 95, 100, Playboy, 16
105, 115, 145, 187, 194-96, 231, Pleasence, Donald, 150, 153, 154-55, 181,
232, 252, 253, 259, 263, 281, 306, 315, 339 Pleshette, Suzanne, 63, 66
311, 313, 314, 318 Plummer, Christopher, 17, 68
Natwick, Mildred, 145 Pocketful of
Naughton, James, 145 Miracles, 22
NBC Mystery Movie, The, 13, 27, 31, Poe, Edgar
41-3, 82, 87, 94, 138, 144-45, 172, Allan, 3, 15
195-96, 231, 252, 259, 263, 281, Post, Ted, 237,
306, 323 246
"Negative Reaction" (Case #27), 59, Prescription: Murder (Case #1), xiii, 13,
154, 202-06, 335, 340 14, 16, 17,
21, 22, 24-32, 35, 37, 41, 52, 82, 104,
108,
121, 126, 139, 143, 227, 277, 331, 338
Price, Frank, 78
Price of Tomatoes, The, 281
Price, Vincent, xiii, xv, 4, 45, 146, 148-49
Prince, Bob, 273
Princess Bride,
The, 311 Scotti, Vito, 150, 154-55, 156, 157, 178,
Prisoner, 182, 202,
The, 8, 210 241,
Prisoner of Second Avenue, The, 38, 244, 328
46-7, 87, 240 Prototype, 17, 311 Searchers,
Psychiatrist, The, 148
The, 31, 51
Psycho, 148 Secret Agent (Danger Man), 210, 244
Public Broadcasting Service (PBS), 29 Segall, Bernardo, 202, 207, 218, 222, 237,
"Publish or Perish" (Case #22), 144, 241, 246,
168-72, 176, 189 249,
254, 264
Quayle, Anthony, 68 Selleck,
Queen, Ellery, 15, 16, 27 Tom, 95
Quillan, Eddie, 79 Serling, Rod, 7, 19, 51, 68, 96
Quincy, M.E., 163, 281 "Services Rendered," 17
Quine, Richard, 111, 1I5, 117, 162 Seven Per-Cent Solution, The, 300
Radnitz, Brad, Shaft, 94
246 Raiders of Shakespeare, William, 16, 112, 115
the Lost Ark, Shane, 20
51 Shatner, William, 264, 266-67, 340
Randolph, John, 178, 182 Shaw, Lou, 237, 240, 264, 266
Ransom f o r a Dead Man (Case #2), xiv, Shawlee, Joan, 69, 73
6, 27, 33-8, 41, 57, 65, 81, 93, 95,
139, 331, 338 Sheen, Martin, xv, 18, 146, 148-49
Rath, Earl, 222 Sheinberg, Sid, 31, 32, 38, 78, 126, 195
Rayfiel, David, Ship of Fools, 221
178 Rehearsal f o r Shirley's World, 47
Murder, 18, 311 "Short Fuse" (Case #8), 57, 59, 61, 79-
Reid, Kate, xiii, 63, 66, 77 82, 86 Showtime, 155
Reiner, Rob, 311 Siegel, Don, 22, 31
"Requiem for a Falling Star" (Case #14), Sierra, Gregory, 168
117-22, 131, 236, 266, 325, 339
Revill, Sikes, Cynthia, 249, 252, 253
Clive, 302, Silverman, Fred, 232, 311, 314
304 Simcox, Tom, 207
Reynolds, Simmons, Richard Alan, xv, 22, 31, 93,
Burt, 318 156, 263, 273, 275, 276, 281-82, 283,
Rhoades, 288, 291, 292, 296, 297, 301, 302, 317,
Barbara, 74 320
Richard Diamond, Private Eye, 16 Simon, Neil, 38, 240, 300, 312
Richard III, 271 Singer, Abby, 320
Richie Brockleman, Private Eye, 313 Singing Bone, The, 28
Rifkin Six Million Dollar Man, The, 77
, Ron, 60 Minutes, 8
292
Rigg, Sloan, Michael, 249, 252
Diana, Small, Budd, 69, 97, 117
68 Smight, Jack, 63, 65
Riptide, 167 Smith, Sandra, 102
Roberts, Clete, 63, 66, 157, 329 Smith, William, 102
Robertson, Dennis, 162, 173, 197, 329 Snoop Sisters, The, 94, 145
Robin and the Seven Hoods, 22 Solomon, Bruce, 263
Robins, Barry, 237 Spassky, Boris, 131
Rockford Files, The, 166, 167, 323 Specht, Robert, 113, 176
Rogues, The, 17 Sperdakos, George, 249, 273, 330
Rolling Stone, 228 Spielberg, Steven, 48, 51-4, 85, 176, 266
Romance of Rosy Ridge, The, 236 Spillane, Mickey, 168, 170, 171-72
Rose, Spradlin, G.D., 183
Reginald,
19 Stack, Robert, 31
Rosemary Stagecoach, 21
's Baby, Stahl, Richard, 106, 146, 162, 328
286 Stapleton, Maureen, 314, 315
Ross, Stanley Ralph, 150, 178, 323 Star Trek, 8, 115, 126, 266, 267, 323
Rowlands, Gena, 100, 218, 221 Stay Tuned, 27, 45, 95, 101, 108-09
Rucker, St. Elsewhere, 22
Dennis, 69
Run for Sterling, Tisha, 157, 160
Y o u r Life, Stevens, Fisher, 320
187 Stewart, Paul, 133
Sagal, Boris, 102, 104, 157, 161 Stingray, 167
Saint James, "Stitch in Crime, A" (Case #15), 76, 123-
Susan, 41 27, 131-32, 154, 189, 333, 339, 343
Salinger, Stockwell, Dean, 106, 108, 213, 329
J.D., 16 Stoddard, Brandon, 317, 320
Saltzman,
Philip, 320 Storch, Larry, 202, 206
Sartre, Jean- Storyteller, The, 17, 311
Paul, 16 Streetcar Named Desire, A, 73
Saturday Evening Post, The, 16 Sugarland Express, The, 53, 176
Savalas, Telly, 195 "Suitable for Framing" (Case #6), 69-73,
Sayers, Dorothy L., 3, 5, 109, 257 86, 121, 154, 332, 338
Schenck, Superman, 8
Craig, Suspense, 15
323 "Swan Song" (Case #24), 76, 154, 178-
Scolari, 82, 334 Swofford, Ken, 157
Peter, 96 Szwarc, Jeannot, 146
Scott,
Martha,
218 Talbot, Nita, 123
Tayback, Vic, 69 Walking My Baby Back Home, 236
Tenafly, 94, 145 Wallace, Marcia, 48
Tenspeed and Brownshoe, 167 Walter, Jessica, 173, 176, 196
Terrorist on Trial, 311 Waltons, The, 231
That Certain Summer, 17, 87, 149 Wambaugh, Joseph, 109
That's Wanamaker, Sam, 273, 276
Entertainment Warden, Jack, 68 Ware,
!, 233 Thief, Peter, 320 Warren,
The, 58 Lesley Ann, 222
This Gun for Hire, Weaver, Dennis, 41,
343 Thompson, 42 Webb, Jack, 121
Charles S., 79, 83 Webster, 76
Thompson, Welles, Orson, 21, 22, 51, 66, 68, 78, 298
Gene, 283 Wells, Danny, 222, 233, 330
Three's Werner, Oskar, 218, 220, 221
Company, 232, Westmore, Bud,
281 24 Wheeler, Mark,
Time, xiii 207 Where's
Tobey, Poppa?, 286
Kenneth, White, David, 241
237 To Whole World Is Watching, The, 17
Catch a Wickes, Mary, 69, 73 Wide
Thief, 115 World of Sports, 8
Today Widmark, Richard, 94, 145
Show, Wilcox, Collin, 197
The, 8 Wild, Wild West, The, 73, 200
Toma, Williams, John, 111, 115
94
Williams, Kenny, 111, 128
Toma, David, 147
Williams, Pat, 283
Tonight Show, The, 8, 96, 234 Williamson, Nicol, xv, 297, 300-01, 340
Torres, Wilson, Mark J., 249, 252
Gabriel, Windom, William, 24, 79, 82, 329
246 Wiseguy, 167
Touch of Woman Under the Influence, A, 100,
Evil, 57 221 Writers Guild of America, 19, 210
Trading
Places, Wyner, George, 162
276
Trials of O'Brien, The, 22, 31, 93, 263 Yarnall, Celeste,
"Troubled Waters" (Case #29), 59, 95, 33 You Bet Your
213-17, 221, 232, 336, 342 Life, 8 Young,
"Try and Catch Me" (Case #41), 101, Otis, 241
283-87, 336, 343 Young, Robert Malcolm, 273, 275
Tuckahoe, Your Show of Shows, 8
Paul, 283
Tucker, Zuckert, Bill, 202, 237, 330
Forrest, 83, Zwerling, Darrell, 173, 197, 330
86 TV
Guide, 4,
16, 138
Twain,
Mark, 282
21 Jump
Street, 167
Twilight Zone, The, 8, 96, 176

Universal City Studios, xv, 22, 30, 31,

43, 45, 51,
54, 59, 76-8, 85, 87, 89, 93, 94,
121, 122, 165,
172, 176, 194-95, 259,
266, 281, 318 Unsworth,
Geoffrey, 111

Vail, Lawrence, 268, 271

Van Devere, Trish, 292, 294, 295, 341
Van Dyke, Dick, 202, 206, 236, 340
Vanishing Act, 19, 311
Van Patten, Joyce, 202, 206, 268, 271-
72, 329, 340 Van Scoyk, Robert, 288,
291
Varela, Jay, 157, 237, 330
Vaughn, Robert, 53, 66, 213, 216, 254,
257, 329 Vera Cruz, 231
Vibes, 310
Vidal, Gore, 19
Virginian, The, 231
Voigtlander, Ted, 273, 283

Wagner,
Lou, 173,
176
Wainwright,
James, 95
Walberg,
Garry, 74
Walden,
Robert, 150,
155 Walker,
Robert, 173,
176