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Category Archives: Social Commentary
100 Reasons Life Ain’t So Bad: #88.
#88: William Shatner. Those two words may drive fear into the hearts of some men – and especially women – but keep scrolling, gentle reader. He’s a ham of the highest order with a rep for pushing out his co-stars … Continue reading
Posted in Life, Movies, Social Commentary
Tagged 100 Reasons Life Ain't So Bad, Captain Kirk, James Tiberius Kirk, T.J. Hooker, The Shat, William Shatner
7 Comments
100 Reasons Life Ain’t So Bad: #90
#90: Epic Photo Fails. I have to admit, this one is going to be hard to hit “Publish” on. But I intend to own all aspects of my life – especially my mistakes. Even the unintentional ones. Quick backstory: Years … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Life, Social Commentary
Tagged 100 Reasons Life Ain't So Bad, absurdity, life, photo fails, The Bellman Chronicles, The Hook
10 Comments
100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #69.
Today’s selection truly zeroes in on my recurring theme of “the little things can make all the difference in the world.” A wise man once said, “It is better to look good than to feel good”. But I say, “Why … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Life, Social Commentary, Uncategorized
Tagged 100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself, clean clothes, Death, life, suicide, the Devil
20 Comments
100 Not-So-Random Thoughts The Hook Has Every Day: Part Two.
Thank you for continuing this journey with me, even though it’s taken awhile. Now, where to begin… Oh wait, I know! 51) “Where was I?” Honestly, I ask myself that question a million times a day. I’m guilty of starting … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life, Humor, Life, Social Commentary, Travel
Tagged Caddyshack, depression, families, Niagara Falls, Rockin' Ronnie Stevens, sex, The Hook, the Kardashians, travel
22 Comments
There Are No Simple Questions When You’re The Hook!
Before We Begin: This post was written a year ago, hence the tension laced throughout. I’ve actually mellowed since, but I thought you’d like this piece nonetheless. After all, who doesn’t love a good rant, right? Enjoy. QUESTION: What do … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Employees, Hotel Life, Humor, Life, Postaweek2011, Social Commentary, Travel, Uncategorized
Tagged Bags and Luggage, Eric Foreman, Luggage, NaBloPoMo, That '70s Show, travel
10 Comments
A Brief Look Behind The Curtain That Separates My Two Worlds.
There are two worlds in my universe. In one, I’m the world’s only blogging bellman, The Hook, and in the other I am plain ole Robert Hookey. One may seem pedestrian compared to the other, but trust me, they’re equally … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Life, Social Commentary, Uncategorized
Tagged husbands, husbands and wives, The Hook, wives
47 Comments
I originally pitched this to The HuffPost, but since they hate me and NEVER respond to my work…
Seriously, they love Ironic Mom Leanne Shirtliffe, but the folks at The HuffPo hate my guts so much they refuse to even respond to any of the numerous pitches I’ve sent them over the years. Is a simple “Drop dead, … Continue reading
The Hook Adresses His Critics….
It was recently brought to my attention that my work is considered to be mean-spirited towards tourists, to which I respond with the following query: so what? Is Denis Leary considered a mean person? Is Lewis Black considered a vindictive … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Hotel Employees, Hotel Life, Humor, Life, Postaweek2012, Social Commentary, Travel, Uncategorized
Tagged critics, Denis Leary, Lewis Black, Pepsi, Tourism, travel, Twitter, vacation
96 Comments
The Bellman Chronicles Is “Live” On The Kindle!
The final hurdle has been overcome: my love letter to the hospitality industry is now available on the Kindle store. That’s pretty much it, folks. I’d love it if everyone bought it – it’s a steal $4.99 – but even … Continue reading
Things That Aren’t So Bad.
A cost of living that’s rising higher than your blood pressure when your mother-in-law visits. Trump. The specter of another pandemic. Trump. Let’s face it, the world sucks. Unless you choose the right angle to look at it. Perspective is … Continue reading →