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Tag Archives: Humor
The Hook Jokes On… ‘Murica!
Today, gentle readers, we’re going to briefly discuss the difference between America and “Murica! In America, you have the American Dream, something everyone who’s ever dared to dream is chasing like a dog after a squirrel that’s been dipped in … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged 'Murica, America, Humor, life, poetry, The Hook, The Hook Jokes On...
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The Hook Jokes On… Marriage.
Once, many, many eons ago, my lovely bride confessed something deeply personal to me in a loving, soft voice while we were basking in the afterglow of a magnificent intimate encounter. It was a testament to our loving bond. Thirty … Continue reading
100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #19.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender immediately calls the Humane Society while wondering how the horse got the doors open in the first place. Okay, so I may have told that joke incorrectly but there’s an 18% chance … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged 100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself, A Prairie Home Companion, Birds of Prey, Erica Rhodes, Gail Simone, Humor, NPR
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100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself #37.
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “Why the long face?” You may be laughing right now or, and this is the more likely scenario, you may be groaning and saying, “Seriously, Hook?”, but either way, I’ve … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged 100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself, Death, Humor, humour, Kim's Convenience, life, Paul Sun-Hyung Lee, suicide
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Life’s Too Damn Short… Laugh A Little!
To some of my colleagues outside the Bell department I am a stone wall – with many, many cracks. The cracks often release fits of anger and frustration, mostly the latter, when I find myself in a service elevator, safely … Continue reading
5×5 With The Hook: Sarah McVie.
The best thing I can say about today’s guest is this: She’s the most underrated chick on Canadian television. Seriously, Sarah McVie may have only been acting for seven years but she’s never given a bad performance. She leaves it … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged CBC, Humor, Lester B. Pearson, Sarah McVie, sexy moms, Stratford festival, theatre, Workin' Moms
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Customer Service, Hook Style.
HOOK’S NOTE: We’re going to dispense with the foreplay again and get right to it. I know what you’re thinking, but as much as I love foreplay, sometimes you have to get right to the good stuff in order to … Continue reading
Perspective.
Anyone who knows me or has read my blog knows I have a very simple philosophy when it comes to dealing with workplace stress. When I encounter guests who push my buttons: I weigh the risk of subjecting them to … Continue reading
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Tagged Australia, hardship, hotels, Humor, service industry, The Hook, travel, travelers, travellers
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A Short, But Wicked Sweet One…
Any bellman worth his salt knows humor is one of the most powerful weapons in his arsenal. That, and a medium-sized suitcase that “accidentally” strikes an obnoxious guest in the face, of course. At any rate, put plainly, this summer … Continue reading
Buy Don’t Lick the Minivan On May 9 or Risk Eternal Damnation.
I recently stumbled upon this post from Ironic Mom Leanne Shirtliffe while traveling the vast and wondrous cerebral wasteland known as the internet. Leanne has put out the call for assistance in promoting her soon-to-be-released non-fiction blockbuster…. Leanne is looking … Continue reading