Category Archives: cleaning

Projectiles got mangled into Ogre Wipe’s face.

He’s tickled by their impact,  makes the best of others’ “waste”. Those who misunderstand and fear him call him Ogre Shite. They underestimate him though; he does the dirty work while they only gripe.

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Random idea for a band name: Diffi Cult

So when the band introduces itself, its members would snarl/growl:”We are Diffi Cult!!!!!!” Or if anyone hears the band for the first time and then asks “What is that? Who is that?”, the response would be: “That’s Diffi Cult.” Or … Continue reading

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The king lost his crown so he went to the dentist.

Once found, he smiled 🙂

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Long unnecessary receipts with coupons can be toilet paper

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Making a PG version of my R rated zine is an exercise of mercy for the sensitive clean

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A car that has been drastically altered by a cult has been car washed

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Ishtty the GingerPooMan

is the diarrhea demon that rapes faces and diaries enforcing forced smiles/moments led to psychiatry. Holidays are when it especially strikes. It’s that stress from expectations, pretending things are “alright”. Is there a way to overcome this monster? Maybe one can … Continue reading

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The Statue of Liberty’s right armpit must smell fresher than her left one

since her arm is raised and therefore, the armpit below it is more liberated.

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Spots on a mirror can sometimes make that mirror look nasty. However, the spotty mirror’s ability to conjure up thoughts of Star Wars or Star Trek

can decrease that nastiness, by redeeming and/or replacing it with a sense of science fiction adventure. Those spots are like stars (and/or cosmic objects), and the longer i stare at them and their reflections, i feel like i might be … Continue reading

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There was a widow who was cleaning up the things that her husband left behind.

And as she was describing this stressful process to me, I realized that if you turn the word widow upside down, you get mop!m, mop i m, or mop i am. She doesn’t have to mop up whatever mess he made, … Continue reading

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