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A family’s pet dog has an adorable face, and he has a tendency to pee all over the place.

This dog’s habit annoyed others, but it did not make them grumpy. It’s difficult to be mad at him since he’s a puppy.

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The question “What about it?” can have a cutting effect

on someone who’s rambling vague and indirect… Time can be maximized and people can feel less annoyed if whoever is talking just gets to the point.

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“I’d like to DOUBLE BAG YOUR FACE” is what the store clerk wanted to say

to the persnickety fickle shopper in the store after-hours not going away. But he never said that out loud to that customer’s face; if he did, this would escalate into a more stressful case…

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Satanic Brainchild just hatched, and is wreaking LOTS OF STRESS!!!!!!

Can it kick through someone’s mouth? The answer: OH HELL YES!!!!!! As a severe (and relentless) CONTROVERSIAL IDEA: some consider it evil LIKE CEREBRAL DIARRHEA!!!!!!

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Cannitfo Cuss escaped from a prison lab circus

(cannot focus,) messing  with minds regarding service. Cuss  is that cusstomer whom clerks will ask “REALLY?!” Cuss’ strength is WEIRDNESS while not feeling guilty…    

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A parking lot lane got blocked by a 4×4 limo that was parked in a space reserved for the handicapped. Maybe the driver of that 4×4 limo suffers from brain damage

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A wounded person got annoyed by being told “Suck it up”. So that wounded person told those annoyers that maybe they should “Blow it down”

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Bla bla bla bla bla can be an obstacle/wall; so i’m hoping poetry is psychic knife through the skull

… (Pictured above is Evol Love Triangle (at least its evol side). Blank non-painted, non-Evol Love Triangle-themed unicorn sculpted by unknown artist.  Concept, coloring, illustration on unicorn: by z.f. thrimej).

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Sometimes I actually wish that the Terms of Service section (of a website or document) would just simply say “Have Fun.”

And that would be it 🙂

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With blanket as a cave, pillow’s there to cuddle; but if a fight’s brought to my cave

i’ll wield pillow like a cudgel.

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