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I asked the nozzle of a spray bottle: “Nozzle, are you on?” The nozzle answered: “NO”.

Posted on April 23, 2016 by Z.F. Thrimej

Then I realized that I was reading its answer backwards. The nozzle was saying “ON”, so its answer was really yes. (For the record, this conversation happened when I was getting ready to clean the glass counter in a store … Continue reading →

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Bowling lanes that can be changed into swimming lanes and vice versa are best approached with a cannonball

Posted on October 24, 2015 by Z.F. Thrimej

and an anchor (when there are teams)…

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Since two of the author’s fans are twins, the author signed their copies of her book for them simultaneously. They’re lucky that she’s ambidextrous

Posted on September 13, 2013 by Z.F. Thrimej

Posted in addiction, anecdote, answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, biography, bored, comedy, creativity, culture, curious, dork, drama, dream, entertainment, fantasy, fuck yeah, geek, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, journey, learning, maybe, motivation, nerd, observation, optimism, performance art, poems, poetry, pop culture, procrastination, question, random writing, relationships, rhymes, ridiculous, science fiction, stories, style, subversion, theories, thinking, tourist, travel, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged addiction, adventure, ambidexterity, ambidextrous, anecdote, answer, answers, art, artsandcrafts, audience, author, book, books, booksigning, bookstore, bored, both, coincidence?, comedy, concept, copies, creativewriting, culture, daydreaming, dedicated, dedication, dejavu, dork, dream, entertainment, escape, escapism, event, events, experience, experiences, expression, family, fan, fanboy, fangirl, fans, fantasy, friends, geek, handwriting, healing, health, hope, how, humor, ideas, idon'tknow, imagination, imagine, improv, influencedbyMitchHedberg, inspiration, inspire, journey, language, left, library, life, literacy, literary, literature, living, luck, mark, maybe, method, motivation, nerd, observation, obsessed, obsession, overcomeadversity, people, perception, performance, personal, perspective, poems, poetry, popculture, possibility, question, questions, quote, random, reader, reading, really?, reasons, relationships, rhyme, ridiculous, right, riseup, sametime, sciencefiction, seriously?, siblings, signature, signaturemove, signing, simultaneous, skills, story, storytelling, style, theory, thinking, thoughts, time, timing, tourist, travel, twice, twin, twins, two, weird, whatif, whatiswrongwithme?, why?, words, writer, writing, WTF, yeahright | 1 Comment

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Bowling lanes that can be changed into swimming lanes and vice versa are best approached with a cannonball

Since two of the author’s fans are twins, the author signed their copies of her book for them simultaneously. They’re lucky that she’s ambidextrous

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