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The cute co-worker and I were trying to put together the Christmas tree. It was like we were doing a strange dance. Eventually I held and guided the LONG HARD TREE into the TIGHT SLOT (that she was holding) and i suggestively groaned with pleasure, SLIDING IT ALL THE WAY IN while she was enjoying this tree insertion a lot and with wild scandalous approval.

This had to be the greatest tree insertion ever. Actually, to be more precise, this had to be the greatest fake Christmas tree insertion ever (, since she and i were putting together a fake Christmas tree) (just in case … Continue reading

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Whenever the clock says it’s 12:34,

i feel like giving someone a high-five.

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