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The cute co-worker and I were trying to put together the Christmas tree. It was like we were doing a strange dance. Eventually I held and guided the LONG HARD TREE into the TIGHT SLOT (that she was holding) and i suggestively groaned with pleasure, SLIDING IT ALL THE WAY IN while she was enjoying this tree insertion a lot and with wild scandalous approval.

This had to be the greatest tree insertion ever. Actually, to be more precise, this had to be the greatest fake Christmas tree insertion ever (, since she and i were putting together a fake Christmas tree) (just in case … Continue reading

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“Waitasecond; does she like me A LOT?”

One dark late night right after work, Sally was trying to look for something on the gallery floor. So Jose asked Sally “What are you looking for?” Sally said “Oh I lost my bus ticket I don’t know where it … Continue reading

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The bridal shower happened right after the bachelorette party; so the bachelorette party must have been very dirty

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At a museum store, a customer mentioned that “This store has got the cutest things.” Then, one of its clerks responded to her, “It’s because this store is visited by the cutest customers.”

🙂

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6/9 coincidence? subliminal lack of innocence?

Cheers to a sweet 6/9 day that does not suck

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Science fiction prom theme idea: dress up as characters from the Prometheus and Alien movies!

It would include the opportunity to crown a couple as Prom Prometheus King and Queen! And someone can be awarded the title as Prom Bishop (requirement: must be able to do that dance move The Robot!) Hopefully huggingly romantic memorable … Continue reading

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Barbed coiled wire happens after a NASTY CACTUS and a KINKY SLINKY

make forbidden love with each other.

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What might make reading books more sexy

is pretending that the front and back covers are legs. Open them up, explore and enjoy 😉

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