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This toddler/monster’s name is Fug Cue

because he likes sharing hints that he can poo. His mischievous smiley twin siblings  tell him what to do (so he releases his own gases on whoever blocks their view)…

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Projectiles got mangled into Ogre Wipe’s face.

He’s tickled by their impact,  makes the best of others’ “waste”. Those who misunderstand and fear him call him Ogre Shite. They underestimate him though; he does the dirty work while they only gripe.

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A parking lot lane got blocked by a 4×4 limo that was parked in a space reserved for the handicapped. Maybe the driver of that 4×4 limo suffers from brain damage

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“Tie your shoe, or else I’ll spank you” is what a mother told her child (yet her reason sounds like poo)

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“Just because there are people who are Norwegian doesn’t necessarily mean that there’s a place called Norwegia.

It’s Norway,” said the less stupid part of my brain to the stupid part of my brain.

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“Yes, I hit her. But she hits me with her words.”

Wow. Someone actually seriously said that to me, and as an excuse. Words confused with sword, so bully’s defense was physical abuse.  

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